Thread 282255598

Ep 11 out now!

>>282255598 (OP)
Literally this meme.

>>282256803
It's not just a meme, cats are even known to fuck up bears
In the end, the bear will win, but it can easily lose an eye in the process, and that's too steep a price for a victory over such a tiny creature, so the bear would just concede

>>282255598 (OP)
racist kot

>>282256996
nyani!?

>>282256994
Yeah, maybe it will work with a cowardly black bearlet, but a cat realistically has no chance at all at even reaching the eyes of a real bear.

the nyanpede

>the fucking intros
i'm already dying

SAY HIS NAME /A/

>>282257402
>>282257437
How the FUCK is an elephant less cute than a rhinoceros? It's literally one of the cutest animals on Earth.

bro is too long for a stat card

>>282257479
his real stats are like this, i had to cut the thing short to get his title in there too with the subs

The Catlamity approaches

>>282257479
Pretty sure that's the joke.

>parasitic kot hivemind that assimilates all other forms of life
this is honestly pretty horrifying

>>282257455
I think the writers don't know how to spell "Goliath" or who he was

>>282257588
>cat riding the lion is a mini lion
Holy based

>>282257620
lionkot is super cute

he TANKED that

>>282257511
The survivors should've located Kimi to make friends with all the cats. Problem solved.

>water mortar
they've got some pretty high tech defences

>>282257455
Slicing Simian

>why am i doing this
>i wish i was back at the zoo eating bananas

>>282257620
It's true to life

my fucking sides

H-HAYAI

MEOWN DOWN, MEOWN DOWN

>>282257716
surprising to see that cats have recruited one of /a/'s premier schizo's

>>282257204
you have no idea what you're talking about
an average sized cat can jump 2.5 metres high

>>282257814
I think they explained that they convert the animal's nervous system into a cat's nervous system.

>>282257871
yeah i know but it's still really stupid
this entire premise is but still

>>282257867
>when you post crackships on /a/

they really like showing these off huh

NYENTER

>>282257896
How did you make it past episode 1 if you don't enjoy stupidity?

NYEXIT

>>282257948
I do to a certain extent, I can get the cats infecting humans, but cats rewriting other animals entire nervous systems to also "be cats" (when they clearly aren't) is just a level beyond that that feels off to me

forget UFO, we have UFC

>death from above
no...not the gunslinger...

has 4chan gone completely haywire?

>>282258025
Ultimate Fighting Championship?

>monke just threw the cats over the wall
is this a SnK ref

>9 lives
>the 9 headed Hydrnya

>>282257976
Who wrote that on the rhino?

>>282258124
>>282257958

>>282258100
The whole episode is an SnK reference.

it's nyover

Gunslingnya is cute now too...

That's a big hat

>>282258189
>no more musical numbers

his jimmies have been rustled

>>282258123
>not nyan-headed hydra
ONE JOB

>>282258100
SnK is the closest thing to zombie horror that was actually popular in Japan.

>neko headbutt to break down the gate with the rhino
>neko poopscoop to generate a smokescreen with the elephant

cat abilities sure are terrifying when anything but a cat uses them

SURPRISE

>cats are using actual siege warfare tactics
i'm genuinely impressed

>>282258319
Interesting fact: elephants take a big fat shit on their newborn children. It somehow inoculates them against disease or something.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A FUCKING LION
GET IN THE CAR

>>282258374
These are humans, are they not?

>>282258166
props to these guys for lifelike cat mannerisms

yeah i don't think humans can compete with gorillas in a 1 on 1 strength contest

The Last Samurai lost...

no shit, it's a cat riding another cat, of course the cat energy is denser

>>282258543
At least she's still a girl

any mathematicians here, is this true?

masaka
he's going to use...THAT

>>282258527
this is some freak oversized mutant gorilla
gorillas, even when rearing up on their hind paws, are shorter than humans
not saying they're weaker, though

>he's literally doing the iconic bullet dodging matrix arm flail
my sides

>>282258610
>>282258624
Is this basedlo levelling?

>>282258679
Nice human anatomy on the lion, faggot

>suoh was evil the whole time
!?

>MEOW
what the fuck

she was a cat this entire time!?

NEKOPUNCH

>she's not working alone
I have so many questions

>>282258788
The artists for this just can't draw animals in irregular poses without giving them bizarrely human anatomy. Was it so difficult to look up a reference?

Grandma had it going on when she was young

>>282258880
anon it's to show that cats are becoming more human
they will evolve into the mew master race after overthrowing humanity

>>282258922
Is this a manga spoiler or just trying to cope with poor anatomy?

>>282258965
nyes

her old cat looks like that fat king cat with a super loud voice...

>>282258590
You be the judge

>john wick ref
grandma and jones are going to go nuts together next ep

>>282258991
Nice earrings

>>282258189
>>282258211

>>282259130
Howdy Pardnya!

>>282258883
sex

>>282259109
Reminder that the next episode the is the finale.

>>282259143
>not pawdy
I'm such a genius, why won't crunchyturd hire me?

>>282259183
It's setting up a TON of shit, but I don't think there'll be another season
Pretty sad

>>282257739
This is animal cruelty.

Gorilla onna

>>282259368
Trust me, kot doesn't give a shit, it's even fairly pleasant for it if it's the summer

>>282259267
What makes you say that?

>>282259665
Not enough manga for two seasons

>>282259838
>only enough material for a single season
>it ends on a cliffhanger
>they go forward with animation anyway
I hate when this happens.

>>282259983
Better when they have ample material and do nothing with it

>>282257455
FURIOUS GEORGE

>>282260159
So the normal situation then

>>282257363
QUALITY

>>282257381
They need to turn this shit into a CCG.

>>282261022
given the times, it's far more likely to be a gacha

WAR
WAR NEVER CHANGES

>>282261237
it's not a real war until a gorilla starts throwing cats

>>282261181
CCG is already gacha.

>>282261484
cards, at least, are real

Okay, what the fuck

>>282261597
Those would just splatter against the ground...

>>282260712
Your first episode?

>>282261661
no they went over this, kots are very flexible and can handle falls just fine

>>282262120
Apparently they also have opposable thumbs.

>>282261636
Did you rike?

>>282262157
Some cats do

>>282261955
allergy is a bitch

>>282257896
>>282257871
>>282257814
>>282257588
Pretty sure the animal parasitic hivemind mind control is a bit on Toxoplasma

>>282262382
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>282263106
It's a ratarded westoid meme that the Japanese are unfamiliar with.

How will they top this episode?

>>282256996
wife

WHY IS THIS DUMB CAT ANIME SO EPIC IT MAKES NO SENSE

>>282263156
Cats evolving to handle tools are a scary proposition indeed.

>>282263448
It's the very definition of "a diamond in the rough"

>>282263448
There's another one this season with a very similar approach to the plot called Turkey. You probably missed it because the name they chose is horrible.

>>282263213
What makes you think they will top it?

Best direction and animation of the entire show, even if it's still pretty janky. Kunagi vs the lion was probably the best animated sequence we've seen so far.

>>282258189
Are you really gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?

>>282255598 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOO THEY MADE HIM CUTE

>>282256996
I can fix her.

Roof Rabbits are delicious.

>>282264001
Dat FUCKING face

SEX! NOW!

>>282264341
you wouldn't a cat

>>282259183
Damn. I was really getting into it.

>>282264178
Laios please.

>>282264360
>>282264341
>cat on the inside, human on the outside
She's literally perfect.

>>282264117
This cat looks like he speaks with a Spanish accent.

>>282264360
This cat is begging for it

>>282264531
She's literally me

>>282263998
They're been consistently ramping up the absurdity for the entire final stretch, there's no reason to believe they're going to let up for the finale.

>>282264619
Sorry anon but YWNBAC in form or spirit.

>>282264673
U sure about that

>>282264328
same energy

If regular cats are a zombie analogue, then is a cat that appears like a human a vampire analogue? She kinda looks like a vampire.

>>282264963
Catpire

>no one posted this
/a/ is dead

>>282264786
Adorable

>>282259044
When they first arrived at the shelter, I was expecting this to go down the lame "humans are the real monster" route all zombie movies go. I am so glad I was wrong.
Grandma being actually based is so much more satisfying than her being the typical evil leader twist villain.

>>282265162
More like no longer compelled to ritually repost boomer memes.

>>282265316
there were evil humans though

>>282265316
I think it was a lame copout
A parody doesn't work if it deviates from the conventions of its subject

>>282265433
All humans love cats and cat lovers cannot be evil therefore there is no such thing as an evil human

>>282264531
Stop loving evil cats.

>>282265943
>All humans love cats
Yeah, about that

>>282265972
Love evil elfs instead

>>282266003
Atoupussy

>>282265467
Sildonia is pretty much a cat

>>282265467
DIOS MIO

>>282258124
Me

Realistically, how many angry cats would it take to murder at adult man?

>>282266195
Fuck off FBI

>>282263861
Seeing where the story started and what it's come to, I frankly wouldn't be too surprised if it ends like this.

>>282266003
>elf
that's a pile of gooey sludge thoughbeit

>>282266195
even 1 is enough to do it, their bites are very infectious

>>282266685
Aren't you tired of being BTFO?

>>282258829
Is that Resident Evil reference?

>>282266195
However many it takes to distract a person while one of them bites through his carotid artery. So probably six or so, I'd assume?

>>282266195
1 is enough it it rolls well enough. Normal human has 1d4 HP, and a cat has two 1d4 claw attacks.

Nyaight lmao

>>282267081
cringe

>>282264786
you just know this cat loves shitposting

>>282266702
>>282267008
Cats don't normally bite, they resort to biting only as the last resort.

>>282267441
pretty sure a battle with a human to the death counts as "the last resort"

>>282267243
It's the mod

Sell this show to me

>>282257363
I prefer kittypede

>>282267816
Pure absurdist comedy that pulls the thing you least expected in every episode. Today it was JRPG, last episode it was an extended musical number, I won't be surprised if they transition into live action for the finale. It's the definition of "never let your enemies know your next move" in the anime world. The humour is of the Andy Kaufman variety, it's so dumb (on purpose) that you laugh at it, not with it. There's nothing remotely like it in the world of anime (though it is very similar to the live action comedies of its director), and for that reason alone you should give it a try.

>>282267825
>all those soft paws
omg

frodo.jpeg
Why don't they all just cover up their skin more. If the cowboy dude wore a mask he could've avoided the immediate contact infection and had enough time to get the cats off himself.

>>282268372
Apparently they don't have enough cloth to wrap everyone because they're stuck in this shitty base

>>282267816
kot qt

>>282267816
If you like weird Japanese shit, you will love this

>>282267441
It doesn't matter, biting, clawing, the end result is the same.

Something doesn't make sense this episode, how can waterguns shoot from so far away?

>>282269539
customized

>>282269539
THIS is what you had issues with?

>>282269539
Don't they have a crazy inventor dude in their compound?

>>282269687
The gunslinger came from the outside

Realistically speaking, wwyd here?

>>282269908
Gorillae are not cats, ergo I can just fucking shoot it

>>282269908
MY SOLDIERS, RAGE

>>282270043
do you happen to work at the cincinnati zoo

>>282257455
The CATapult

>>282270043
Look at the cuteness stat and think again.

Are they going to gattai? cattai?

>>282270725
Cathay

>>282270525
I'm sorry, but they just aren't qt IRL

>even with cats bringing the whole damn zoo we haven't had anything even resembling canidae
I wonder if they're saving them for a particularly dramatic moment or if everyone in the setting are such extreme catfags that that the dog was never domesticated and past humans were much more thorough with wiping out wolves.

>>282270881
Even more thorough? Do you realise that wild wolves don't exist in any urbanised countries, including Japan?

>>282255598 (OP)
>cat bullet time
kino

>>282270881
Retard-kun...

>>282271037
Didn't know it was quite to that extent, but yes even more thorough, endangered species level.

>>282271087
I'm such a fool how did I forget.

>>282255598 (OP)
it seems like before the cat apolocalypse, the world was at least partly messed up, they like cats way too much

>>282270725
I was thinking Grandma is going to willingly become a cat by touching Jones and maybe she'll also become an intelligent cat

>>282271087
strictly speaking, bears are not canids, but caniformians

>>282271191
>messed up
more like blessed up

>>282258318
Not kabaneri?

What does she exactly say here?

Cats.
Now laugh at my post

>>282271376
Dar gato por liebre es mi especialidad.

>>282271376
>Mexicans into the cat anime

>>282271201
My thoughts were that she's going to mimic Kunagi's cat-stand thing but through Jones piloting her like the other cats do with the animals, with it still being played as a heroic sacrifice since the contact with Jones still inevitably turns her into an cat by the end.

>>282271376
"Fucking people over is my speciality"
The pun is that fucking people over is called "to give a cat instead of a bunny" in Spanish
That's because cat and bunny legs look identical, so it's not unknown for scummy salesmen to sell cat legs in place of bunny legs

The real question is why you're even using Spanish subtitles if you don't understand it

>>282271201
This is implying that there are unintelligent cats.

>>282258100
>>282258374
I instantly thought of the collosus titan when they had the shot of the giraffe head appearing over the walls

>>282258374
Worse... they're using CGI.

>>282271486
Well ok, but I guess my joke failed, I was asking for the literal translation of the line, because it seems to be different every time, I'm curious like a cat!

>>282257652
>don't talk to me or my son ever again

>>282257739
Apparently the owners have enough time to give their pet ridiculous haircuts, but not enough to wash its fucking food bowl.

>>282263448
/tv/pilled mangaka are just superior

>>282257588
It’s dogscape with less body horror

>>282258625
gorillas are also very timid by nature, not like chimps who will tear your bottom jaw off like it's nothing

>>282272651
>jackie chan created dbz
incredible

>>282271339
The more you know: Kabaneri was literally made by a disgruntled director of SnK.

>>282272790
>jackie
Who?

Do dogs even exist in this world?
How about rabbits?

>>282256996
Evil pussy?!

>>282267081
>being a wizard hplet
Better wear something besides a bathrobe, faggot.

>>282271707
She says she's good at "wearing (on the head) a cat" which for some reason means to pretend to be friendly.

>>282271376
hm, looks like you guys are getting the good subs over there
we're kind of missing out on all the puns here in eng-land

>>282266098
I thought this was an edit, guy on the right looks like Kunagi.

>>282258543
Nyo...

bros wtf how could suo do it? CATBROS

kunagi is also a cat right? like this fucking purple bitch?????

>>282277105
She was too much of a catbro

>>282277151
I'm guessing that part of the experiment that caused humans to turn into cats also turned cats into humans, and there will be some sort of evil group of humans who were once cats, and Kunagi somehow escaped or left and got amnesia. Due to his cat reflexes he'll be the only one who can take them down

>>282259044
GRANDMA NO ;_;

>>282277556
do u think shes gonna pet jones? and become the ultimate nekobaba

>>282277216
The show is almost over and the manga is not long enough for a second season, I'm sure nobody will get mad if the manga readers post what Kunagis deal actually is.

>>282277617
>the ultimate nekobaba
猫糞!?

>>282277674
it is not revealed yet. the manga main plotline is really, really slow because of all the side stories and that's not a bad thing because it gives the spotlight to other people in the world and allows worldbuilding

>>282277829
>it gives the spotlight to other people in the world
Except Kaoru...

>>282275283
Angloid is the slop of languages

>>282273157
Jackie Nyan.

>>282274581
I see what you did there

>>282270190
>>282279076
Explain?

>>282278302
And yet you speak it while not even being an anglo, what does this make you?

>>282277706
I'm (mostly) sure he meant "nekobaa"

>>282278133
Samewrai > Kaoru

>>282277706
猫ババア

>>282280387
This is not a real word
"Nekobaba" means catshit and it colloquially means "feign ignorance" (like cats hide their shit and pretend they didn't take it)

>>282279969
Makes sense that it's the only language primitive enough that even retards and favela monkeys the world over can learn it.

>>282280488
But the Japanese can't...

>>282280615
More like see no need to, and bless them for that

>>282279969
a multilingual chad

>artillery squad
this show is so much dumb fun

>>282280922
wrong pic

>>282256996
This season has been a feast for evil woman enjoyers

>>282279871
harambe my dude

>>282281121
I wouldn't call nyaight a feast for evil woman enjoyers seeing how an evil girl only appeared in the last episode

>>282281216
Whorambe?

>>282281220
I said season, not show. There's been a lot of sexo evil women popping up in the tail end of the shows I'm watching

>>282280422
>"old woman" pronounced the same as "shit"
Japan...

>>282256996
GATO SEXO

>>282281242
you stussy baka heres your (You) >_<

>>282281121
Post examples

>>282281300
You're making no sense.

>>282281391
That's just one evil woman (elf)

>>282281403
very irresponsible plaque

>>282281516
Why is the English text so rude compared to Japanese?

>>282281768
Gaijins don't deserve politeness

>>282281909
shut up weeb

>>282281768
English is a much more direct and harsh language.

>>282257479
The more you know: elephants literally do consider humans cute because humans resemble baby elephants to them.

>>282282056
Not at all, it's excessively polite and verbose, actually. The correct translation of the Japanese line would be "Please do bring your dog's droppings back home with you", not "you VILL bring back ze dogshit". That sounds German more than anything.

>>282281344
Getting pictures is too much work
>nyaight
>busamen
>mynoghra
>kizetsu yuusha
>nukitashi
>yofukashi
>tsuyokute
>onmyo kaiten
>kijin gentoushou

>>282282260
Where do you find time to watch all this slop

>>282282467
how shit is your time management skills that you can't set aside three hours over seven days?

>>282282467
Finding 3 free hours in your week to watch chinese cartoons doesn't sound like that tall an order.

>>282282586
>>282282596
Yes it does

>>282282620
Maybe you should spend less time on /a/.

>>282282660
Maybe you should take a long good look at yourself before you lecture other people

>>282282670
I'm not the one struggling to find a couple of free hours to watch anime.

>>282282620
It really isn't. Even if you have multiple full time jobs and several families to take of, there is no way you don't have 20 minutes a day to watch something.

>>282257479
>he doesn't consider rhino's cute
pleb

>>282282730
You're the one watching tons of slop

>>282282467
nta but I watch around ~60 shows per season, it's not hard. Equates to few hours a day, pretty normal for a hobby

>>282282950
Spending time doing things I enjoy, oh no.

>>282282956
>60
Holy shit anon, I watch 10-20 roughly, this season I'm around 17 I think. Is there even 60 airing shows this season? I'm assuming you watch a lot of yearly/continuing stuff like Precure or Conan.

>>282282956
You are not making a case for yourself...

>>282282863
It looks like a gigantic murder pig. I'm sorry, but that's not very appealing to me.

>>282282467
The runtime of an anime episode matches perfectly with my meal time, and I have 14 of those per week

>>282283253
All babies are cute, adults are a different story.

>>282283189
you're such a scaredy cat

>>282283286
it takes you 22 minutes to eat one serve of food?

>>282283586
>slop

>>282283630
Around 15 but the last 7 minutes are easily doable, especially if I get a coffee after

>>282283586
I kind of wish the mutated animals in this show looked like half-cat hybrids.

>>282284243
Character designs cost money and this is something this show doesn't have, at all

My cat doesn't eat beef - why?

>>282284615
It's based on a manga, character designers don't really come into question.

>>282284243
That would compromise the natural cuteness of the cats and animals, so I'm against it

>>282283630
this is why amerilards are so fat
did you know if you eat slower it makes you feel fuller for longer

>>282284772
she was a hindu in a past life

>>282284883
qt*qt=qt²

>>282283630
I can't even figure out if that's supposed to be too quick or too slow

>>282264360
A cat is fine too

>>282284959
how do you know it's a girl

>>282285117
all kots are female until proven otherwise

>>282285127
I do actually remember a thread on /an/ where people shared dumb things they used to believe about animals as kids, and several, not one but several people said they thought that all cats were female and all dogs were male, and that they were the same species...

>>282285066
I guess too slow? iirc americans get a paycut if they take more than 20 minutes eating.

>>282285168
jesus christ

>>282263789
Should've called the animeTürkiye.

>>282284933
20-30 minutes actually is the perfect amount of time for eating one meal. At the end of the day, eating too quickly doesn't make you fatter or skinnier, it just slightly increases the chance of indigestion if you didn't chew your food properly.

>>282285201
>force people to use a letter for your country's name that no normal countries have on their keyboard, and nobody knows how to pronounce as a bonus
IQ status: Turkish

>>282284772
Does it eat other kinds of meat?

>>282284243
I think it would downplay the absurdity of completely regular animals attacking people.

>>282255598 (OP)
So...is cat girl the reason why cat guy woke up in an alley with amnesia? I wish they made cat girl a bit more fun like a Re:Zero villain because now she's just unlikeable.

Where are the meganekos?

>>282286810
>she's just unlikeable
who

>>282286854
The granny was a meganekko in her youth.

>>282287004
Suoh-chan.

>>282287940
you cannot make me hate girls with short cuts

>>282287940
and satella is supposed to be likeable?

>>282257829
A cat has zero chance to do any damage to a bear, get real. Felines are very impressive for how strong they are pound for pound, but the only thing a housecat is doing against any bear is driving it away with sheer aggression, because the bear wasn't looking for a fight in the first place.

>>282288278
A cat can take any animal's eye away if it gets too cocky
It doesn't matter what happens to the cat at the end of the fight, that other animal with one or zero eyes is not long for this world
And smarter animals such as bears tend to understand this and avoid these fights unless absolutely necessary (which it practically never is, what nuisance can a fucking cat possibly create for a bear)

Where does Suou fall on the furry scale?

>>282288207
Yes Re:Zero girls are best girls especially the witches and the archbishops. I love them because they are so honest, so spontaneous, so straight up telling you like it is, so raw and passionate. How can you look at picrel and not scream SEXOOO? Just compare this archbishop impersonating Emilia and being completely honest about love with Emilia and her fake goody two shoes behavior?

Now Satella specifically...ever since Future Diary I have a soft spot for yandere. Imagine being loved so much that she locks you in a basement while walling around in her underwear with an axe and literally spoon feeding you.

>>282288736
So what I'm saying is Suoh-chan is not crazy enough to be likeable yet. For now she's just a backstabbing bitch and I hope they give her more of an evil genius vibe.

>>282288736
don't push your fetishes on people

>>282288736
>How can you look at picrel and not scream SEXOOO?
Pretty sure someone screamed exactly that at Suoh in the previous thread.

>>282288892
If you insult my preference for these kind of women then you also insult these women as if they are so unlovable that loving them is a perversion. Psychopathic yandere deserve to be loved like everyone else.

>>282289033
Good for them for finding their passion.

>>282288601
0

>>282289280
cringe