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Anonymous No.282350124 >>282350234 >>282350896 >>282351014 >>282351426 >>282357461 >>282359907 >>282363281 >>282363325 >>282366529 >>282378506
K-On thread
could the Light Music Club survive a zombie apocalypse?
or, a less miserable question: how would the Light Music Club react to meeting an alien?
Anonymous No.282350167 >>282352021 >>282357283
for the first question. assume they're Romero zombies (slow shamblers, rudementary intelligence, everyone who dies of any cause that doesnt destroy the brain comes back, etc.)
for the second question assume it's a little green man.
anyways, what do you guys think Mugi's parents do for a living?
Anonymous No.282350234 >>282350320 >>282359623 >>282370852
>>282350124 (OP)
This is just School Live and Dandadan you're asking for.
Anonymous No.282350320 >>282357283
>>282350234
>you're asking a hypothetical question about your favorite anime? but there's two completely unrelated anime vaguely sort of related to your questions
Anon, you're a buzzkill.
Anonymous No.282350486 >>282350671
uhh anon i dont know, but check out this kill me baby amv!
https://youtu.be/f9IaJ1jK1nI?si=mjJP8OtC1bcFBY6c

i think if yui saw a little green man she'd try to hug it
mio would probably pass out
if the alien tried talking to them, it'd be a different story... what if it was an abduction?
Anonymous No.282350671 >>282350756
>>282350486
cute Mio.
>if the alien tried talking to them, it'd be a different story...
do you think they'd like it?
wonder if they'd try to make the little guy like the mascot of their club or something... d'aww
Anonymous No.282350756 >>282350987
>>282350671
what if, since we're watching the anime, and we're practically aliens to the keions, they put us in a tv in the corner of their club room? and that's how we experience the show, but from their perspective we ARE the little green alien, just in a corner-confinement-cathode-ray-tube-television-set. so many questions
Anonymous No.282350896 >>282350962 >>282350987
>>282350124 (OP)
I feel like they'd run on Teekyuu-rules in those cases, Yui'd be going "ooohoho little green men!!! Oooohoohooo!!!", Ritsu'd be all excited in her own way and going around with Yui looking at the aliens, Mugi would offer them Tea and Cakes, and Mio would be playing it completely straight and having a very reasonable panic attack
Azusa'd just faint on the spot

As for the zombies... uhhh... what kind of zombies? I don't think they could survive a damn thing unless Teekyuu-rules again and Mugi saves everyone by throwing money at the problem
Anonymous No.282350962 >>282357283
>>282350896
i feel like azusa and mio's responses would be switched, but otherwise very good analysis. (seeing as how mio has fainted out of fear on-screen multiple times)
Anonymous No.282350987 >>282351118 >>282352021
>>282350756
interesting theory but how do you account for any scene outside of the club where the alien can't view it from his tiny little tv set prison?
>>282350896
>what kind of zombies.
I'm assuming Romero style zombies.
slow shamblers (often easily outran by humans, but dangerous in numbers). afraid of fire. capable of very primitive problem solving and tool use (like using a rock to bash open a window.). and everyone who dies of any cause comes back.
Anonymous No.282351014 >>282351149 >>282351219 >>282351970 >>282363388
>>282350124 (OP)
I watched K-ON and I now I have become racist
what do I do?
Anonymous No.282351118 >>282351541
>>282350987
>how do you account for any scene outside of the club where the alien can't view it from his tiny little tv set prison?
multiple cameras from which the alien observes the keion's like it's the truman show. either that or just magic alien superpowers, you never know with alien technology. it would be interesting if keion was set up (or any anime) like the truman show, where you observe all the occurrences from a candid camera angle.
Anonymous No.282351149 >>282351541 >>282351988 >>282365781
>>282351014
it's the natural course for the 4chan inclined k-on fans, consider it a right of passage.
Anonymous No.282351152 >>282351541
Yui's feet on my face
Captcha: MYG0D
Anonymous No.282351219 >>282351259
>>282351014
Why are you presenting this as a problem?
Anonymous No.282351259
>>282351219
I was not expecting the light music club to be so based
Anonymous No.282351426 >>282351541 >>282351580
>>282350124 (OP)
What if the light music club encountered a tiny clone of hitler?
Anonymous No.282351541 >>282351575 >>282351599
>>282351118
That would be funny, if a little eerie.
>>282351149
>Azuza as a slave
jej
>>282351152
which keion would be the most likely to
>have a foot fetish
>indulge someone else in their foot fetish
>>282351426
depends.
does the clone have his memories? just how tiny is it?
Anonymous No.282351575
>>282351541
>which keion would be the most likely to
>>indulge someone else in their foot fetish
god I hope its Yui
Anonymous No.282351580 >>282351823
>>282351426
what if the light music club encountered uranium isotope 235 and made a nuke and entered into a cold war with kessoku band?
Anonymous No.282351599 >>282351823
>>282351541
>just how tiny is it?
miniature hitler receiving foot service by normal sized yui
Anonymous No.282351673 >>282351823
did you guys know you can visit the K-On school in real life?
Toyosato Elementary School is open to the public in Toyosato, Shiga. You can go inside and walk around and they even have a giftshop with K-On stuff in it.
Anonymous No.282351823 >>282351865
>>282351673
I didn't know that, huh.
>>282351599
...foot service?
>>282351580
i know you're shitposting but realistically none of the light music club have the technical knowhow or want to build or use a nuke.
Anonymous No.282351865 >>282352154
>>282351823
>or want to build a nuke.
but what if, hypothetically, someone were in the correct mental state to write a convincing piece of fan fiction which depicted exactly this scenario. it's no less probable than the existence of a zombie apocalypse within the anime world of keion as purported in your OP. think about it.
Anonymous No.282351970 >>282351998
>>282351014
Watch more comfy SOL anime and become more racist
Anonymous No.282351988
>>282351149
Azunigga
Anonymous No.282351998 >>282352225
>>282351970
I'm currently working on watching every CGDCT anime ever made. I'm about half way done.
Anonymous No.282352021 >>282352055 >>282352075 >>282352154
>>282350167
>>282350987
>Romero zombies
fuck that, go full left 4 dead with hundreds of sprinters climbing buildings and tanks breaking down walls. fuck those keions they have to earn the next cake
Anonymous No.282352055 >>282352075
>>282352021
>fuck those keions they have to earn the next cake
they do enough to earn it by being cute and playing good music
Anonymous No.282352075 >>282352133 >>282352154 >>282352173
>>282352021
>>282352055
what if... the keions opened a portal into the world of hidamari sketch where there's a never ending stream of cake via hiro-san's insatiable sweet tooth?
Anonymous No.282352133
>>282352075
it would be extremely fattening
Anonymous No.282352154 >>282352188 >>282396963
>>282351865
I would argue that bending the characters themselves to such an extent is less convincing than simply imposing some external event upon the characters.
>>282352021
Left For Dead sucks. i always preferred No More Room In Hell anyway.
also. it's more boring because let's be real there's no way they're surviving L4D zombies.
with Living Dead style zombies. there's at least a reasonable chance.
>>282352075
I've still never seen Hidamari Sketch.
Anonymous No.282352173
>>282352075
I would still kiss hiro no matter how fat she got
Anonymous No.282352188 >>282352407
>>282352154
>I would argue...
but HYPOTHETICALLY there could be significant external circumstances which result in such a conclusion, you would just have to stretch REEEEEALLY far.
Anonymous No.282352225 >>282353424
>>282351998
>I'm currently working on watching every CGDCT anime ever made.
Once you achieve this you'll have the same racism power level as Hitler
Anonymous No.282352407 >>282352459 >>282352461
>>282352188
well, what circumstances do you think could reasonably lead Yui and the gang to be in such a dire scenario that they're forced to use a nuke?
Anonymous No.282352459 >>282352625 >>282352635 >>282352957
>>282352407
a zombie apocalypse originating from the minds of the evil kessoku band (the zombies in this scenario are specifically after kessoku band, like a zombie army doing bocchi's wild and crazy evil favors.) keion and company build a nuke and threatening to blow shimokitazawa to smithereens if they don't call off the horde of hollow-skulled ghouls.
Anonymous No.282352461 >>282352635
>>282352407
the jews banning cake and music
Anonymous No.282352625
>>282352459
>build a nuke
because... they were instructed to by miniature hitler, their newfound friend after he was teleported to their realm by little green aliens with foot fetishes. the keions repay the aliens with foot jobs. it all connects together, y'see.
Anonymous No.282352635 >>282352655
>>282352459
immense levels of kino.
>>282352461
overruled, the jews don't control Japan.
Anonymous No.282352655 >>282359546
>>282352635
>kino
kino doko? mimasen
Anonymous No.282352957
>>282352459
>specifically after kessoku band
sorry, specifically after houkago tea time.
Anonymous No.282353254 >>282353546 >>282363990
I really like Yui and Ui's relationship
Anonymous No.282353424 >>282353546
>>282352225
watching Non Non Biyori made me realise Hitler was right about everything
Anonymous No.282353546 >>282353734 >>282354050 >>282366061
>>282353424
elaborate.
>>282353254
cutest sisters! i personally am of the opinion that ui is the sexiest k-on.
Anonymous No.282353734 >>282353749
>>282353546
No.
Anonymous No.282353749
>>282353734
no worries anon, not all of us have the brain capacity to come up with interesting scenarios. gomennasai
Anonymous No.282354050 >>282354070
>>282353546
personally I think Ritsu's hottest in terms of sex appeal (but also i feel kind of bad for sexualizing any of them because they're so sweet and pure and nice)
Anonymous No.282354070 >>282354620 >>282356730
>>282354050
yeah i totally agree. good post anon, you should pat yourself on the back, do two pushups and drink a glass of water, then treat yourself to a cookie (flavored by your whim) tomorrow evening.
ritsu is bretty hot. imagine the things you could do to that forehead!
Anonymous No.282354620
>>282354070
I just want to cuddle Ritsu and watch a movie........
Anonymous No.282354866 >>282357405
It's clearly a world of gene-memetically enhanced super humans so the Keion children would stand a good change against weak zombies. Adults can probably leap across rooftops but we don't se it happen in the anime.
Anonymous No.282356661 >>282357405 >>282366061
They should use Mio as a bait and escape from zombies
Anonymous No.282356730
>>282354070
Anonymous No.282357283
>zambos
Go to the kotobuki underground bunker/mugi and ritsu would fair the best against zombies, mio dies first.
>ayys
offer them cake and tea
>>282350320
2BeeEef to that anon gekko gurashi is pretty much literally just k-on zombies down to yui hallucinating a dead sawa-chan.
>>282350167
Her dad owns the kotobuki conglomerate right? Including the music store they go to which is why yui gets shit for cheap.
>>282350962
Mio would default freak out and azusa would probably refuse to believe that they're real aliens
Goddammit i drew this alien let me fucking post it
Anonymous No.282357405
>>282354866
kino.
>>282356661
you should be hanged for suggesting such things.
Anonymous No.282357461
>>282350124 (OP)
Anonymous No.282357497
Anonymous No.282359546
>>282352655
cute
Anonymous No.282359623
Probably not
>>282350234
I don't think those series are grounded like K-on!
Anonymous No.282359877
Anonymous No.282359907
>>282350124 (OP)
read the manga anthology chapter and find out if they can
Anonymous No.282361689
kreion
Anonymous No.282363281
>>282350124 (OP)
If Mio saw a zombie or an alien she would scream so loud everyone on the planet would hear it
Anonymous No.282363325
>>282350124 (OP)
Mugi IS an alien. Luckily for the others, she was only there "to observe".
Anonymous No.282363388
>>282351014
Watch Non Non Biyori.
Anonymous No.282363990 >>282377326 >>282395759
>>282353254
I really like Yui and Giita's relationship; it is incredibly cute and underrated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHcnucZXlHE
Anonymous No.282365781
>>282351149
Is Mio a Union soldier?
Anonymous No.282366061 >>282368249
>>282353546
I don't know if Ui is the sexiest, I haven't given that too much thought really. I do think that Ui is the bestest girl of any anime ever, objectively, as a verifiable fact.
>>282356661
I think Mio would end up surprising everyone with her resilience and strength in face of actual zombies. Those aren't imagined fears, or phobias she'd be facing. Those would be real, actual zombies. People always fear most what they don't understand. The monster lurking in the dark is always scarier than the one that comes out into the light. I think Mio would end up being a very effective zombie-killer and end up saving the others when it counts. She got pretty used to performing on stage too, remember. Doing it was always easier than she expected it to be.
Anonymous No.282366529 >>282367524
>>282350124 (OP)
I should start my annual rewatch soon.
Anonymous No.282367524 >>282379009
>>282366529
I finished up a rewatch a month and a half back. Only the third or fourth time watching. This time I really focused, was inspired to take notes after each episode with my thoughts, really analyzed it as I went. On every level: story, character, animation, direction. I already loved the series but I appreciate it on a much deeper level after that. I don't have a YouTube channel, but I kinda want to maybe make some long form video essays reviewing good anime, maybe. If I ever did such a thing I would probably start with K-On. K-On is really a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.282368120 >>282368836 >>282374487
Anonymous No.282368249 >>282369018
>>282366061
nice analysis anon
Anonymous No.282368836 >>282374487
>>282368120
Anonymous No.282369018 >>282369301 >>282375685
>>282368249
Azusa dies on the first day, unless she gets very good at hiding. But Yui is always pouncing on her and getting her in a grapple. Azusa has poor situational awareness and struggles to avoid it. She also tends to overthink things. If confronted with real danger she probably would just freeze up and be too indecisive and get surrounded quickly. She would probably be confused by what's happening, reject the evidence before her eyes if it goes against her expectations, and would be eaten.
The biggest danger to Yui is she tends to be too optimistic. We've seen she's got surprising skill reserves when the occasion calls for it, and probably has a high luck score, but ultimately she's the sort to get distracted by a cute puppy, and I think she's bound to treat zombies as not being as big a threat as they actually are. That said, if the others can keep her alive and protect her from herself, she'll probably bring a lot of creativity and inspire the others to devise good methods of defense and survival.
Ritsu would be very practical and effective at figuring out solutions. She'd take a methodical, rational approach and optimize the group for efficiency. She'd also try to keep morale up. Ritsu is the one with the street smarts and probably is good in a fight.
Mugi would call a helicopter and get them all evacuated before they're in any real danger. Bodyguards would spring out of the bushes at the first sign of zombies and I think Mugi is generous enough to order them to also extend protection to her friends. Most of the story would take place in a bunker in Finland with the other elites. Eventually Ritsu or Yui would do something foolish to get kicked out into the cold, zombie-infested wastes, and Mugi would mourn them with Mio.
If Mugi doesn't have access to her staff or financial resources, I think she'll struggle. She's physically strong but that's all she has going for her. She doesn't do well with stress. Unable to deflect, deny, and distract, she'll crumble.
Anonymous No.282369301 >>282369411 >>282374050
>>282369018
>Azusa dies on the first day
Seems right
Anonymous No.282369411 >>282369588 >>282370125
>>282369301
If Azusa, Jun, and Ui are together, I think they'd actually do fairly well at first. Jun will have no qualms at all about brutally killing her former classmates and random townsfolk as they lurch around hungry for brains. She's already a psychopath, I think she'd enjoy it. And between Jun and Ui, I think they'd be able to convince Azusa about what's happening and what needs to be done, and keep Azusa alive long enough for her to become a more effective survivor.
The real problem is Ui. Not because she'd be ineffective, I think she'd be the best of all at everything. She's the smartest and most talented of the whole bunch. The problem is Ui is going to worry about Yui, and eventually leave Jun and Azusa behind to go off and try to rescue Yui wherever she might be. Ui would then be totally fine out in zombie world by herself, evading monsters and killing as required, for as long as it takes to reach Yui. But as soon as she gets to Yui, Yui will probably be in trouble and Ui will immediately sacrifice herself so Yui can get away. Ui is her own worst enemy in the end.
Without Ui, I think Jun will get lazy and bored and fall asleep and get Azusa and herself killed almost right away. Azusa will try her best to keep Jun from immediately becoming a liability, but without Ui there to take charge, they're doomed.
Anonymous No.282369588 >>282369811 >>282376333
>>282369411
what about Nao and Sumire too?
Anonymous No.282369811
>>282369588
I don't know enough about Wakaba Girls to say. I'm doing my analysis purely on the anime.
Anonymous No.282370125 >>282370799
>>282369411
so you're saying kill Yui immediately if you want to save Ui?
Anonymous No.282370799 >>282370830
>>282370125
Ui is coming for Yui no matter what, she'll hold out hope that Yui is still alive. And I'm not sure Ui would even want to live in a world without Yui. The only way to keep Ui alive is to protect Yui at all costs so Ui doesn't have to sacrifice herself. Get everyone together ASAP. Appoint Mugi as Yui's minder, safely in some fortified position. Ritsu's in charge. Mio, Jun, Ui, and Azusa on perimeter security, in appropriate pairs so that Azusa doesn't get overpowered and Jun doesn't become bored and useless. Probably have Mio with Azusa and Ui with Jun. Whenever Yui has a creative thought in her one brain cell, filter that through Ritsu. Don't let Mugi do her "yes, and..." thing to bad Yui ideas.
Anonymous No.282370830 >>282370977
>>282370799
ok and why is Jun a psychopath?
Anonymous No.282370852 >>282370977
>>282350234
School Live had shovel-chan, the keions are fucked. Well, maybe Mugi can carry them all.
Anonymous No.282370977 >>282371820
>>282370830
You couldn't tell?
>>282370852
That'll be Mio. Yes, Mio. Just you watch. Elizabass gives her plenty of range, and she'll rise to the occasion.
Anonymous No.282371820
>>282370977
Who wouldn't want to fuck Atsushi?
Anonymous No.282374050
>>282369301
Anonymous No.282374487 >>282388611 >>282392866
>>282368120
>>282368836
the strongest keion
I wish there were more arts of muscular Mugi
Anonymous No.282375003 >>282397427
Anonymous No.282375685 >>282375980
>>282369018
well, being fair to Yui. Romero zombies aren't *that* big of a threat on their own.
they're physically pretty weak and slow.
the main problem is that
A: they have infinite endurance essentially. they can pursue you forever and they can simply wait outside wherever you are indefinitely.
B: *everyone* who dies anywhere on the planet, regardless of death (unless whatever kills them inflicts too significant of a trauma on the brain) turns. so there's essentially an infinite new supply of the things. and then you factor in the people that get bitten or scratched and that's even more dead.
We don't know if the whole amputating your limb thing to prevent turning works under Romero rules since in the one movie they try that in the character dies of other causes before we can truly see if it worked but since whatever caused the zombies in the Living Dead universe doesn't seem to be a virus, probably not.
Anonymous No.282375980 >>282376226
>>282375685
also the zombies are a bit more intelligent than your average zombies. they have somewhat of a memory. (i.e: Roger remembering where the rest of his team's hiding place was when he dies and turns in the original 1978 version of Dawn Of The Dead) so, like. assuming they aren't immediately distracted by something else there's a good chance if one of the Keions turns they may go after the others.
say Mugi trips and breaks her neck somewhere in her compound, whoops! if she knew where any of the other k-ons were before death she may try to pursue them.
Anonymous No.282376226
>>282375980
here's another thing that would effect the keions in a zombie scenario (again, assuming a Romero scenario.)
it takes a pretty decent amount of time to spread. the original NOTLD takes place roughly two-ish days after the first case and by that time the radiation that causes the outbreak has, apparently. remained east of the Mississippi River and on the East Coast and part of the Midwest. (where the space probe that spewed the radiation broke up in the atmosphere) where am i going with all this? well, they've got time to prepare. it's probably going to take a while from the time of the outbreak until the dead start rising in Japan and if Mugi's family is savy enough (let's face it they're rich as fuck they probably already at least have *some* sort of doomsday bunker or at least a plan ready to go in case of societal collapse)
I feel like in a Night Of The Living Dead scenario. especially in modern times. the Government and the News would figure things out quickly and i figure the President would probably alert the rest of the planet in such a catastrophic scenario
>hey europe & asia the dead are rising over here just fyi be on the lookout for that shit over there okay? burn them or destroy the brain
Anonymous No.282376333 >>282381114
>>282369588
what's this?
Anonymous No.282377326 >>282385075
>>282363990
someone post that pic of Yui napping with Giita
Anonymous No.282378506 >>282379531
>>282350124 (OP)
Yui's luck would largely protect her no matter how close she got to being scratched and bitten.
Mio and Azuza would be taking turns being the Rick Grimes of the group between taking turns of bouts of going insane.
Mugi would be a bad ass.
Ritsu would lose an arm.
Anonymous No.282379009
>>282367524
I feel bad for not being the analytical or the articulated type sometimes, I feel like I have so much to say about K-On but can just never put it into words.
Anonymous No.282379531 >>282379582 >>282380067
>>282378506
>Ritsu would lose an arm
how?
Anonymous No.282379582 >>282380067
>>282379531
playing with lathe
Anonymous No.282380067 >>282380907
>>282379531
She got bit and Mio told Mugi to take it off

>>282379582
She kept leaving it in the kiln
Anonymous No.282380907 >>282383626
>>282380067
>mfw Ritsu would probably cry if she could never play the drums again
>mfw thinking about her freaking out and being in pain from the amputation
what the fuck
Anonymous No.282381114 >>282381330
>>282376333
It's one of the anthology chapters, specifically chapter 12 from Story Anthology Comic Volume 1
Anonymous No.282381330 >>282381474
>>282381114
GOD I need to read the manga.
Anonymous No.282381474
>>282381330
we got bunny jun from the anthology comics
Anonymous No.282382156
I wanna kiss Mugi's THICC eyebrows.
Anonymous No.282382174 >>282383687 >>282384682 >>282397046
Don't forget, K-On! Shuffle anime reveal next month
Anonymous No.282383626
>>282380907
Ritsu would figure out how to play drums using a stick in her mouth and be even more hardcore.
Anonymous No.282383687 >>282393805
>>282382174
>no naoko yamada
not the same, but would still be cool.
Anonymous No.282384682
>>282382174
Yui is so CUTE
Anonymous No.282385075 >>282385119
>>282377326
I hope this clip is sufficient.
Anonymous No.282385076 >>282385119
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPAA FAAAAAAAAKKING NEEEEEEEGGGAAA E-KIIIRRUUUUUUUU BEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.282385119 >>282385181 >>282385460
>>282385076
what does this mean
>>282385075
cute but not what i was looking for
Anonymous No.282385181
>>282385119
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.282385460 >>282385627 >>282396767
>>282385119
What about this?
Anonymous No.282385627 >>282387588
>>282385460
me when I got my guitar
Anonymous No.282387588
>>282385627
cute anon
Anonymous No.282388611
>>282374487
Anonymous No.282389103
Anonymous No.282390935 >>282391143
which keion is most architectable
i think mio
Anonymous No.282391143 >>282391404
>>282390935
Anonymous No.282391404 >>282391515
>>282391143
>mugi ten years later
is that real? i don't follow seiyuu stuff
Anonymous No.282391515
>>282391404
It's a random video I found and she looks too much like mugi to not make a joke out of it.
Anonymous No.282391768
Anonymous No.282392866
>>282374487
Moog at her best is when she's being strong as fuck but looks like an unassuming soft sweet girl that doesn't even know how strong she is. Making her swole ruins the joke.
Anonymous No.282393805
>>282383687
It would be a bit pointless to try redo the K-ON! anime the exact same way with Shuffle. So some change in director could be beneficial for Shuffle to stand out on it's own
Anonymous No.282395759
>>282363990
Anonymous No.282396767
>>282385460
kino
Anonymous No.282396963
>>282352154
>let's be real there's no way they're surviving L4D zombies.
A band in L4D2 did survive it thoughbeit, I think the Keions could have a chance
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_2HmTZPXWo
Anonymous No.282397046
>>282382174
Hope so
Anonymous No.282397427
>>282375003
Cute cake
Anonymous No.282397903 >>282398002
Why are k-on threads so depressing? The series is very optimistic, I don't understand it.
Anonymous No.282398002
>>282397903
I don't know but as the OP this thread being depressing is my fault since i asked the zombie question