Thread 282369906

>me when no df5 trailer
Seriously what is taking them so long with a fucking teaser at least

>>282369906 (OP)
Two more weeks

>>282369906 (OP)
didnt you hear? its been cancelled

The whole thing has been scrapped for mllsd and GuP: world tournament please understand

sheska

>>282370445
Did she actually say this?

Mood

>>282370769
Feeling like the second and third one bottom row desu

Sexual abuse in anzio is a serious issue, do not take it lightly

>>282369906 (OP)
What's her problem?

chobbers noodle hair is hair abuse

Only Small Army anime could save GuP

Romanian Koume too, but she has to show her lower floof.

No one cares for mid tree

>Romanian floof
>Sexmpire
I do

Anyway, Wani toopid

>>282370794
Maho didn’t send her a goodnight text

Marina eh
Marineh

so why dont we have ai guppies yet, with animated 3d models?

ai is soulless trash

do some witchcraft voodoo shit on a graveyard to give it soul. maybe your waifu will kill you at night but she has a soul now.

Shut up

Don't shut up

ai girlfriends are the future anyway. soon nobody wants a roast beef sandwich anymore.

ded

>>282371946
True

Bedbreaking sex with my wife

Breed tards

>>282373048
Elaborate

sex only after marriage

Suddenly

>>282373159
FOOD

green carpaccio wants love too

>>282373104
Put ponos in the vagoo

>>282373218
She is stoopid, like really toopid.

The thread is finally peaceful

lets peacefully talk about sheska

fucking helmet chan

>>282373585
Yes, in her fat butt.

green carpaccio has a fat butt too why does nobdy want to fuck it?

>>282373585
Anal

>>282373585
>>282373609
Her true form

>>282373680
Proof?

with the helmet she will never really feel naked

The helmet smells

>>282373609
alisa pov

okay, hear me out

gup vtubers

>282374266
No.

>>282374266
Maho-tan train sim!

your all so negative against new ideas

>/vt/umors
Out

they could be our waifus

She is stupid!

>>282374952
Guppies should be a tad bit dumb

>>282374976
But should be a limit how toopid can you be.

>>282374442
Some of us already have waifus thank you very much

>>282375179
Semen demon

>>282375179
who is that

>>282375111
No bring that iq down!

>>282375345
My wife

consider sheska

>>282375383
I guess

your favorite guppie is now a yandere what do

>>282375630
Oh no :D

your favorite guppie is now sheska

at least its not Darjeeling or rumgle or fukugly

>>282375461
Oshida is for lovey dovey sex

>>282375771
That and brat correction

>>282375771
All the tards are

>>282375630
As long she feeds me...

image the smell inside of a tank full of guppies

>>282376066
sniff sniff

>>282376171
Alina anal

>>282376066
Guppies don't smell

>>282376296
Yes but still

>>282375868
Radio is a cute boy.

dont sniff sheska because shes my waifu

>>282376681
Boys with a vagina are the best thing in the world since sliced bread

like noriko

>>282376921
This

>>282376970
Who hates this

>boys
>with no cock
What's the fucking point then

>>282373609
Level 1 blockers, would stop only a fraction of attackers

the cutest GuP

>>282376994
Guys have better personalities but girls have actual dick sockets

sheska?

>>282376994
cocks are gay

the cutest GuP

>>282377080
Big if true

>>282377085
Boy with tetas

Cutest onahole

Weakest ragebait

yes I want it

Want what desu

lets talk about alice and her mom

>>282377155
Alright nigga

>>282377197
Arisu is for anal rape

If Mapo were here today, would she be proud of us all?

>>282377293
she died????

>>282377179
I wonder, why butts?

>>282377310
No no, she went to live on a farm on the other side of the world with lots of ponies and bunnies, that's completely different

>>282377293
She'd be proud

>>282377355
Ass is superior

>>282377355
Seal sex!

>>282377416
Yeah butt still

>>282377406
Naruhodo

>>282377179
>>282377355
Lvl. 2 blockers

Culo franchise

>>282377480
She has a good back arch honestly...

>>282377523
no yes yes no yes no

>>282377523
Saki sure has the fattest butt.

>>282377570
Ok faggot

>>282377523
yes yes yes yes yes yes

>>282377523
Yes
Yes
No
YES
Yes
Yes

>>282377623
Hana has no ass kek

>>282377523
Yes x6

>>282377623
FAT
SEAL
BUTT

>>282377636
With that pretty face, she would be OP if she had a nice butt as well

>>282377645
Someone post the choco one

good afternoon

>>282377703
Her room is pretty

fuck yukari

15 culo

>>282376990
No one, I'm sorry, I was just baiting for replies from wanifriends who wanted to defend her but no one came

>>282377709
Good afternoon

>>282377703
I bet it smells nice in there

>>282377733
There are not wanihaters anymore since they made her stupid.

>>282377806
Wani won our hearts

>>282377876
This but unironically

>>282377876
Indeed

wani should care more about her daugther she had with maho, sheska

>>282377721
>>282377749
I don't mind a sealwife.

>>282377891
I wasn't being ironic

lets play pokemon

i pick misty

misty without her shirt

rumgles..

The Turk and his cord getting uppity again

rumcute

>>282378713
Gross

Klara says, "Russian girls are built for Chechen men!"

Bonus: https://files.catbox.moe/thqu3n.mp4

>>282378736
That's it!

>>282378869
Yes

Ugle hours might as well post fukugly you fucking niggers

fukable

>>282379057
Canon whore

>>282371353
She'll send her a goodnight Maporin.

>>282379070
Kay or Hime, which one would you rather watch dancing?

>>282379209
>fat titted seasoned whore
Or
>gay midget with fat tits
On one hand, one might enjoy giving me a lap dance, the other is clearly disgusted being with another man
So logically I would have to choose Kay, at least then, she may enjoy it and let me stick it in her asshole

I will hear none of this. Kay is pure and likes tanks and burgers

>>282379268
WATCH. No touch.

>>282379360
She a pole dancer nigga

>>282379573
Me bottom right

>>282379209
Why is she so lewd

>>282377528
Imagine pulling her hair during sex so her back arches more

nobody likes the fat seal

I’d plap the seal desu

>>282379762
Delicious armpit and sideboob.

Darjeeling la puta

>>282379745
Lvl. 3 blockers

>>282379444
>no verb
>N-word
Who could possibly be behind this post?

>>282380541
>no verb
What does this even mean gang

>kay
>pure
what a funny joke

>>282380634
This

>>282380591
It means you should probably go and change the smoke detector batteries RIGHT NOW

>>282381048
Beko juice…

>>282380634
>>282380648
Sex addicts cannot even conceive the idea that there are people who are utterly above shallow and sterile lust

lul
lmao
kek even

>>282381048
smash smash pass pass smash

>>282381048
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes

>97 days until mllsd
>xx days for subs
>something nothing burger festival

What if DF5 is announced at Ankou Matsuri?

>>282381531
hahahahahahahaha
Good one

>>282381531
mllsd is starting this December and der film's 10th anniversary re-release is right after ankomatsuri. Totally doubt df will even get the spotlight.

>>282381531
At best they'll confirm release for 2026, but dont expect anything beyond that. The focus will be der film and mllsd for a while, and producer even said they were looking forward to releasing df5 after mllsd is done, meaning probably they'll avoid simultaneous screening. There would be no reason to rush and announce df5 if mllsd was made to buy more time.

>>282381630
>and producer even said they were looking forward to releasing df5 after mllsd is done
Lmao what a fucking mess

no updates on df5 since dubbing starting last month?

58 days until Ankou Matsuri!

>>282382020
Me and who

>>282382077
Youkofag

>>282382404
Yuck

>>282370643
every time we are back at home after a hard day's work.

>>282369906 (OP)
funny

Red general

>>282382077
Me but don't tell my gf

Arise gup

>>282385843
I don't recognize the left gup

>>282386105
Anon...

>>282381153
Guppers are very surface level sadly.
And of course porn addicted without ability to turn the horny brain off.
So if a gal is energetic and nice, it must mean she's some partygirl who takes miles of cock. Or if there is a married character whose husband isn't around because nobody wants some forced husband stuff to take away from Shiho and senshado, it means that woman is just fucking around etc.
Their favorite guppie of course is innocent and never has sex, but always gives to said gupper and is into every degen nasty stuff as they are. Unless it's some /trash/ regular who wants it the other way around.

Hanafag SHARE this!?

The /gup/ threads made me agp

>>282386553
Kill yourself

>>282369906 (OP)
kill yourself

>>282386409
I don't think it's even technically feasible to whore around in the Garupain universe, with how scarce reproductive-age males are

>>282386424
Only if you are good friends with him

>>282385843
>>282386172
Mating with this cat

>>282386854
Everyone is good friends with him.

>>282387171
You mean Hanafag is my friend as well?
Neat!

Today is September 20th, Megumi's birthday in Japan!
Happy birthday to the saunders graduate!
Next birthday girl is Rin Matsukaze for 21st and Anchovy for 23rd.

>>282388191
blame lardman
or whoever the new guy

>>282386834
that's what makes Kay being a whore so much worse

>>282387919
Burger

>>282390712
when the hangover shits have more blood in it than usual

>>282389696
She's a virgin, single and not looking

>>282386834
>I don't think it's even technically feasible to whore around in the Garupain universe
Doesn't stop Shizuka from suggesting it to Rin.

>>282391630
noncanon works dont matter

>>282391687
Until they become canon.

>>282391808
manga eclair and anime eclair are different incarnations like many dbs and capeshit characters

Eclair isn’t canon

would you accept her?

cant spell fuk u darjeeling without fukuda

>fukugly
>shitkko
>slag bitch whore
Horrible thread

>>282392059
Sounds like mental gymnastics, senpai

Megumi is the most forgettable hag

>>282392716
Azumi mogs her

>>282392741
>Rumi has bigger butt
>Azumi has bigger tits
So what is she for?

>>282392788
The soaker

big wan wan love

ded again

Posting the MC.

>>282394165
Post her butt at least.

>>282394165
Yay!

>>282392059
>>282392132
Please tell us where and when Eclair has hurt you, anon.

>>282394720
Luv Darj

ded series
ded general

>>282395521
Shut up

>>282395521
Don't shut up

These threads will last for at least one month more.

>>282395885
That's right!

>>282395885
Good

>>282395521
Keep talking if you feel like it

>>282396034
That was my plan you see, to make it look like discourse but really I’m bumping the thread to make it seem alive bwahahaha

>>282395885
We just need to stay alive until Ankou Matsuri, it will all be downhill from there

>>282396540
>implying that it isn’t going downhill right now

>>282396540
God can't wait for 2027 to finally watch part 5

>>282396540
Mau Mau sex

>>282396641
>2027
End me

>>282396736
But anon then only three anons will remain...

>>282396540
The tale of Emi shortlegs

>>282397097
#notmyemi

>>282396540
Not a single flattie, how beautiful.

>>282397139
Emi will rise again

>>282396540
Downhill from there?
As it hasn't been straight downhill like a year straight already. If not more.
What will happen after Ankou Matsuri is a concrete wall that we smash into after our downhill slide. And die.

Alive!

what's with all the doom posting?

>>282397339
What arrangement would work?
Blind as radio operator
Burn victim as driver
Legless as gunner
Armless as commander
Deaf as loader, they can use some signal to tell what ammo to load
Any other idea to make it efficient?

Do you think obraz will come back on the movie premiere

>>282398699
I want to play custom Doom WADs with Mikko.

When, unironically, is the next movie/show coming out?

>>282398830
>>282396641

>>282398849
Is that a GUESS or do you KNOW

>>282398868
It's a very reasonable guess. 2025 is just about over, we have no trailer for DF5. We are at most going to get an announcement for a release in late 2026 if anything at all comes out this year. From there we'll have to wait a few months for them to milk the 4DX experience before the blu-ray comes out. Then we wait for /ak/ to translate, all this assuming a world war doesn't begin, the big quakes doesn't hit, or the /ak/ fags don't die of cancer. Personally, with the side movies coming out I think even early 2028 is a realistic release.

>>282398745
I never left...

>>282399006
I'm more optimistic
Early 2026 call it

>>282399179
3 months from DF1 Trailer to DF1
12 months from DF1 to DF2 Trailer
7 months from DF2 trailer to DF2
18 months from DF2 to DF3 trailer
2 months from DF3 trailer to DF3
27 months from DF3 to DF4 trailer
4 months from DF4 trailer to DF4
Currently 24 months since DF4 with no trailer
We've probably got to wait until the ~36 month point for the trailer

>>282399106
Fuck off

>>282398849
Noel my beloved

Noel is my sex toy

Noel is my wife, and anon above uses her behind my back...

>>282399179
>early 2026
Did you forget about MLLSD?
Until they are done with that, won't be part 5.

>>282399742
Why don't we change that, i don't mind it being in front of you

>>282399985
Not the piss bottle...

>>282399958
Sorry I don't actually care about Noel, just wanted to see what it's like to be Hanafag

>>282399999
impressive, very nice

What if Rum had a thick Scottish accent?

>>282400087
Cursed ngl

>>282400060
Anon is getting into ntr...

>thread is a day plus old
So it’s finally time

>>282400294
So what nigga

>>282400294
Without fukuda and rumgle thread would be alive

>>282400359
This but unironically

when

>>282400750
when stupid bitch kayshit leaves and intelligent arisa becomes the commander

>>282400939
>t.

>>282397339
I was just playing that too

arisanimal will never be competent

>>282398732
HUGE MASSIVE GUPPY UDDERS

>>282377636
>implying

Guys as a uninterested 3rd party, I am not sure that Hana-fag is into NTR. I think he just wants other anons to be jealous.

>>282401416
I want to eat her out

>>282401662
same

>>282402057
>>282402063
rabu the guppies

>>282402057
That’s my ride

Don't forget she wan

ugly

>>282402063
Big Chovy FUCK

Just look. Don't touch.

>shitkko
>blackedfag

Harsh

>>282402938
heh

Fat cunt

>>282401390
I can almost see it

>>282403220
As long as you just look.

>>282403284
... I'd rather not look either if I can't touch

Passing on knowledge to the next team.

>>282401416
Hanabro must be old money, look at the way he talks compared to most of the riffraff that populates this thread

>>282403695
I don't think Hanabro made that post.

>>282403733
>80 seconds after an official Hanabro post
>same filename pattern
>upper-class tone ("As an uninterested third party...")

>trashnigger praising a blackedfag
Like two peas in a pod

>>282403855
You're a /trash/ expert or something?

People say "Wani lost", not "Darjee won". Making it clear which of the two is closer to being an MC

57 days until Ankou Matsuri!

chobe

Retourne en Afrique

>>282404462
Literally me

>>282405006
Which one?

>>282404858
Frog Wani!

>96 days until mllsd
>xx days until subs
>mfw still the same thread

Say something nice about Megumi on her birthday

>>282405308
Happy birthday Megumin.
I'm truly sorry to hear you're voiceless now, feel free to send a post if you need anything

>>282403585
And now Mako must draw her wearing that.
Only that.

>>282405027
Yes

>>282405752
doro

Hags?

>>282405308
Fuck Megumi

Andouro

Nothing ever happens.

if wani was the main character of gup it would be more popular

>>282410121
This but with fukuda

Today is September 21st, Rin Matsukaze's birthday in Japan!
Happy birthday Rin!
Unfortunately GuP xitter doesn't acknowledge this day and only the gacha game is noticing this day.
Next birthday girl is Anchovy for 23rd.

>>282410244
they should celebrate her and shizuka's day instead of forced npcs like momo's retarded family

>>282410244
If you want them to give horses birthdays, then Choco should get one too.

>>282410244
>Unfortunately GuP xitter doesn't acknowledge this day
Its sad and I dont get it. Are they purposely ignoring to state Ribbon Warrior isnt canon? While giving dates to momo's family?

>>282410244
Who?

https://x.com/614_HSO/status/1969026911159341380
New Gup doujin coming

At least say what it’s about so I can give a shit

>>282411323
>>282411322
Yukari gets caught while she sneaked into KMM for spy activities

>>282411342
>wani sleep with her gat
Canon

>>282411372
That's not wani. Look closer.

>>282411425
No I won’t

>>282411372
*pink wani

>>282411512
Literally me

sheska a shit and not canon

>>282411598
>not canon

nothing in gup ever happend, why does it matter

sheska is ugly and not breedable

sheska is the worst 15yo

Weird way to bump the thread to be honest

how old is wani

>>282412532
16 or 17 probably

>>282412532
Old enough

>>282404462
This is AI slop btw, just so you know

>>282413003
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4530645
No

>>282412532
About seven months older than Miho

>>282412651
It's adorable how she doesn't know the first thing about being sexy, which again is kind of normal for a high-schooler

>>282413003
retard

old hag

sheska is now my wani

>>282413511
>the first thing about being sexy
Being?

sheska is not hot

Now that's a lie

fukuda or sheska which one is worse

Your mother

post sexy sheska art (there arent any)

My sexy sheskas are only for me.

sheska is not a slut

>>282414245
My mother...

>>282414272
lol

Post sexy Fukuda

No

where are her limbs

>>282415372
War is hell, please understand

Sexual assault happens more than you think in anzio high school, report it if you see it!

i want green carpaccio to sexually assault me. but she is too fucking stupid.

>>282415687
That's why you have to trick her, you baka.

Wan

>>282416714
Anna chan my beloved.

only in germany we have a song about little girls not wearing underwear

>>282412532
28 years old

>>282417235
She’s just like me frfr

>>282416714
Wtf wanners is at the Last Supper???
Which KuromoroMORON is Judas?

>>282417549
Emi

>>282417563
Ah yes.... would make sense that the Whore of Kuromoromine is actually Judas

>>282417592
>the Whore of Kuromoromine
That's Koume tho

>>282417625
hey

>>282417814
Ah lunch is served

schni schna schnappi

literal insect

>>282418049
It's Nishizumi Mapo!

>>282418438
Wow!

>>282418438
Waow

>>282418520
It's Nishizumi Mapo's sister Nishizumi Mibo!

miho got deported to oarai because shiho saw her grinding some boko toy

>>282418912
I know
I was the toy

Do you have a tankery only you can do, anon?

>>282419153
Yes, unironically a real life tankery

complaining about everything and being a miserable piece of shit is my tankery

Wani is my tankery

>>282419274
So, your tankery lost?

>>282419451
Its about wanning actually

>>282419655
Fukomely

sheska is better

Stop posting, Emi Rojo

>>282418483
Mahocurry or Ericurry?

>>282416947
Wani? What is your right hand doing?

>>282411237
The horse.

>>282412532
One year younger than Maho.

Say something about my wife

>>282420850
she knows how to cook a noodle

>>282420850
She’s a good fuck

>500
finally

thread is dead post sheska

>two day old thread
what went wrong with /gup/

gup is dead

It's finally healing from the Polish invasion.

>>282421601
Release schedule, etc
>>282421689
N-No…

>>282421740
Have you lost the weight fatty? Also what was up with that one thread you made a few weeks ago

>>282421781
>Have you lost the weight
yes
>what was up with that one thread you made a few weeks ago
what thread, i didint make any threads,

post midriff fatbrazz

>>282421808
>yes
Doubt, all that weight you accumulated would take months to take off
There was a thread you made asking for anime recs iirc

>>282421840
i didint make it, why would i need anime recs
last thing i watched was madoka i think

>>282421895
Idk why would you ask for anime recs fatty mcfatfatfatty fuck?

>>282421823
im sunburnt so it looks dumb, nope
>>282422009
dont call me that, rude

>>282422136
You are a disgusting fat fucking pig until proven otherwise, you disgust me

>>282422184
uhmm, projection much?

show your belly, slut

>>282422239
uhhh lose weight fatty? when anons said gain weight they didn't mean let yourself go to a lard mess

you saw it already

>>282422300
you are aware that this joke is not funny anymore, and at no point in time did i fall for it

>>282422358
>backpedaling
>ermmmm aktchually I didn't get fat, it is a glow up ok?
lol lmao kekarooooo, fat nigger cope

>>282422407
you are not funny
its kinda insulting how out of touch that insult is

>>282422456
Ok fatty
I’ll entertain you a little longer, tell me your diet on how you became such a lard ass? What did you eat to get to that size fatbraz

last for sheska

>>282422565
literally nothing changed
its a difference of max 2-4 kg

>2-4 kg
Nah bruh

dye your hair pink and show belly shesbrazz

>>282422773
did you even look at that picture
ribs are still visible, there is no loose skin anywhere, no loose fat either, literally just a healthier look

>>282422740
LMAO
That is not a few pounds, more like TONS KEK
>max
KEKEKEKEKEKKEK

>>282422806
too short hair, dont want a wig

>>282422813
Your stomach was LITERALLY hanging like a fat English man KEK
>healthier
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHGAAAAAAA

https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1352739226.htm

Never saw nips fighting in garupan thread

you are not funny

loling

buy a wig shesbrazz because you are my slut now

buy it yourself

Kill yourself

>>282423056
do it yourself too, coward

do not insult my brazzwife

>wanting a fat guy
Get some standards coomer
>shitkko out of nowhere

i can fuck him skinny again

Ew

this is not a funny joke. im skinny and at best its you who are fat, this is the last time i respond to that bait, consider yourself ignored

>im le skinny y-you are the fatty o-ok???
lol lmao
Stay fat fatty kek