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Anonymous No.282400878 [Report] >>282401070 >>282401102 >>282401307 >>282401434 >>282401805 >>282402910 >>282402993 >>282403187 >>282404628 >>282405164 >>282406004 >>282406563 >>282406600
Why can't vampire girls be real?
Anonymous No.282401015 [Report]
They would die of diabetes or STD
Anonymous No.282401070 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
Maybe in your next life? That's my cope.
Anonymous No.282401102 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
Because we've been forsaken, but its okay, because we can still love our vampire wives. I know I love mine :)
Anonymous No.282401307 [Report] >>282403639
>>282400878 (OP)
How do you know they aren't real and just naturally repulsed by the kind of people who would document them?
Anonymous No.282401434 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
They actually are but it's very unlikely that you will ever get to meet one.
Anonymous No.282401805 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
I think Hayase Nagatoro is hotter than her.
Anonymous No.282402166 [Report]
Are girls even real to begin with? Are we sure it's not a big ruse? Have you ever seen one? Are you sure? People think they saw sasquatch and aliens too by the way.
Anonymous No.282402910 [Report] >>282403086
>>282400878 (OP)
Midori is better
Anonymous No.282402993 [Report] >>282403068
>>282400878 (OP)
real vampires are just rotting zombies that consume blood instead of brains.
Anonymous No.282403068 [Report]
>>282402993
the whole thing is that they dont rot though
Anonymous No.282403086 [Report]
>>282402910
Kabura is better
Anonymous No.282403187 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
We're cursed to inhabit the three dimensional world. Maybe if we're good, we can make it to that big anime in the sky
Anonymous No.282403639 [Report]
>>282401307
but I don't want to document them, I want to get sucked and fucked by them
Anonymous No.282404628 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
I just want to spend one night with a vampire...
Anonymous No.282405164 [Report] >>282406292
>>282400878 (OP)
Why can't hags be real?
Anonymous No.282405230 [Report]
banana milk
Anonymous No.282406004 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
One day...
Anonymous No.282406292 [Report]
>>282405164
I have good news and bad news for you
Anonymous No.282406563 [Report] >>282407516
>>282400878 (OP)
You don’t want an emotional vampire (BPD)
Anonymous No.282406600 [Report]
>>282400878 (OP)
your evidence that they're not real anon?
Anonymous No.282407516 [Report]
>>282406563
Says you.