Thread 282845455

by me

new kino
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oET0W-O61tw

>>282845472
I was just using the Sxarp meme

>>282845472
No I put my penis in that

>>282845455 (OP)
BTR if it was good (everyone is a kindergartener)

>>282845455 (OP)
BOCCHI THE COCK

>>282847325
would

>>282847462
STOP

Do Hiroi.

>>282847622
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIKURI AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>282847383
*KEK

>>282849128
Kita!!!!!!!

Does your thread need a buump?

>>282847622
>>282847727
>>282848728
>>282849128
>>282851273


No but my penis needs to hump and dump my cum so I can put a baby bump in these babes.
Kita and Kikuri Kunny

>>282848728
>>282849128
>>282851273
i love kita. sexy flat red.

Futari!

I can’t fucking jerk off to Kita for like a week it’s actually locktober

>>282852212
Simply the best.

>Everyone is a Kindergartner
Hottest thing ever. Even the captcha agrees with me.
>JY

where's Seika and PA-san?

Translate her manga

I prefer them when they are fully blossomed.

>>282845455 (OP)
succi my cock

>>282845664
you really should lurk moar before trying to spread an inside joke from a stale thread

>>282855703
Not happening.

>>282855426
sauce?

KILL EXTRONIGGERS.

>>282856075
Sad lonely hags… erotic…

>>282858783
Bocchi I’m turning 29 in 30 minutes. Don’t make my mistake. Please have fun with your friends. Don’t run away from the real world. I’m begging you.

Does nobody like Nijika anymore? Can I have her all to myself then?

>>282852212
Bocchi is so good they made a second one.

>>282861145
>Does nobody like Nijika anymore?
I still do.

>Can I have her all to myself then?
No.

>>282861198
sry but I'm on a date with Nijika rn

>>282859519
I would give her the opposite advice but then again I'm kind of severely mentally ill and medicated. I cannot have any kind of social relationships except seeing family members occasionally, as almost all the friendships and relationships (girlfriends) I've had have generally ended tragically or simply in disaster.
I'm 30 (turning 31 on next December 24th)

bocchi thread for the new live album release? its great stuff

>"Hey Go-chan!"
>An unknown boy ran towards Bocchi waving to her on his way over
>"Eeh!? U-um.. ...Who-who are you?"
>"Huh?" the boy looked at her confused
>"It's me, ○○○-kun, we used to live next door, but moved away 10 years ago. Don't you remember?"
>'Oh right, there was a boy my age that used to live next door. But he was always kind of too forward for me, I don't really want to talk to him.'
>"A-ah, hai, h-hello"
>"Hahaha, it's so nice to see someone I know here."
>"A-ah, hai, i-it's very n-nice"
>"I'm really glad it's you Go-chan. You know, I feel like this place has changed a lot in those ten years. Would you mind showing me around? I'd be very happy if it was with you." he flashed a bright and wide smile at Bocchi
>"U-u-um, sorry, my band is coming to visit today"
>"Your band? That sounds pretty suprising for someone like you. That reminds me, I was also in a band befor we moved back here, I was playing on the keyboard, what about you?"
>"A-ah, I-I'm the lead guitarist"
>"Oh really? That's so cool Go-chan" he grabbed her by the hands "Sorry to ask for another favour, but could you maybe let me try to join your band?"
>"Eeh!?" 'Why is he being so agressive? Did I do something to make him mad or is this some kind of prank TV show?'
>"A-ah, um okay, I'll ask them when we meet up"
>"Haha, thanks so much. But wow, you've really gotten cute." Bocchi starts blushing, steaming and thrashing around "But why do you keep wearing that tracksuit? Don't you have a school unfirom?"
>'Eh eh eh eh EEH?! Why did he say that? And now he's enterogating me about my fashion choices. I doubt I can keep up with this, Nijika-chan, Kita-chan, Ryou-senpai SAVE ME PLEASE'
>Speak of the devil, the rest of Kessoku Band apears and wittness Bocchi's predicament.
>"Bocchi-chan" "Hitori-chan" "Bocchi"
>"Oh and who is that with you?"
>"Th-this is ○○○-kun, he used to be my neighbour 10 years ago and now he moved back here"
>"Oh I see"
>"He also said he wants to join our band"
>EH?

A few weeks later
>"Hah, today's practice went well, right Go-chan?" the plain looking boy behind the keyboards said to Bocchi
>"A-ah, hai"
>"Haha, you're still shy around me are you?" the pink girl changes her color to red like a chamaleon
>The others look at the two with stares of pure jealousy
>"Oh right Bocchi-chan don't forget we're sleeping over at your place tonight, okay?"
>"Ah, of course" Bocchi smiled at Nijika
>"Oh? Was I not invited?"
>"Sorry" apologised Kita "But it's a girl night you know, so..."
>"I get it, it's okay. It's not like I can't come over to Go-chan's another day"
>"Tsk"
>"Sorry what did you say Ryou-san?"
>"... ...Nothing"
>Kita and Nijika looked at each other and nodded
>"Um, ○○○-kun there's actually something I want to tell you, so would you mind waiting for me at the exit? You can go ahead Hitori-chan."
>"No problem, see you later Go-chan" "A-ah, hai"
>'What could Kita-san want from me? It is true that she's been staring at me recently, but it doesn't feel very affectionate. So there's no way, right? Even if that was the case, I would still reject her. I have to be there for Go-chan after all.'
>"Oh great you're still here."
>"Hey, Kita-san. How do I say it. Sorry but I can't, there's someone else I have my heart set on."
>"So you really like Hitori-chan." she sighes "Ijichi-senpai, do it."
>"Huh?" suddenly darkness, ○○○-kun was knocked unconcious by Nijika
>Woken up by a strong cold wind, he feels a rough yet soft sensation under him, still he cannot see
>"Um, where am I, what's happening?"
>"Don't worry this'll be quick" a familiar voice spoke out "After all we still need to get to Bocchi-chan's house"
>"Huh? Ijichi-san? What are you doing?"
>"What do you think you creep?" a different voice called far more irritated
>"Creep?"
>"You thought we wouldn't mind how you've been pestering Hitori-chan this last month?"
>"Huh?"
>"The chain and brick are ready" came from a monotne voice
>"I hope you like swimming ○○○-kun~"

Kita was the second person to be interrogated, after Bocchi, being the closest person to her, and by association the second closest to the drowned boy. She was no match for the detectives. They cut through her naïve and pure-hearted nature like butter. In desperation, her story changed several times. She was white as a ghost and shaking in the chair for hours as the detectives laid into her. Then, the detectives showed her their ace in the hole... of course, Kita had forgotten to leave her phone at home. How could she? Her phone was her life, it was always with her. And with the cell tower data, they were able to prove exactly where she was, at the time of the murder. Upon learning of this piece of evidence, Kita burst into hysterics. Desperate, terrified sobs. Innocent little Kita-chan isn't a murderer! After all, "Nijika was the one who hit him with a brick! It was all her fault!". When the judge handed out the life sentence, she barely reacted, she shut her cold dead eyes as the bailiff lifted her by the shoulders and escorted her away from the court room. With no friends, no phone, no social media, no Hitori, she sat in her cold prison cell, alone. She lasted a mere 3 years of her sentence before they found her hanging from a sheet rope in her cell. It's quite obvious she struggled, the dried tear streaks, claw marks, and bruising around her neck suggested she was thrashing as she tried to reverse her decision, but eventually asphyxiated.

Nijika became the prime suspect after Kita's interrogation. It took them a little while to find her. She knew after Kita got picked up that she would be next, so she hid at local motels for as long as she could. Every night she had nightmares of the boy's gurgled screaming, as it slowly faded away. She imagined his family crying and suffering as they wondered what happened to their poor boy. When she saw the leaked photo of his bloated, disintegrating corpse on the internet news article, she vomited profusely. She turned herself in, confessed, and pled guilty. Her father even appeared at the sentencing, and wept. She was given a lighter sentence after convincing the judge and jury of her genuine remorse. She served 30 years of her life sentence, and was allowed out on parole after a period of stellar behavior. She never touched a drum set again. Especially not after what happened while she was in prison. The last time she was seen in public was her father's funeral. Her current whereabouts are unknown.

Ryou was arrested and charged, but was found not guilty. After all, all she did was provide the brick and chain. There was very, very little evidence against her, and the wealthy Ryou family used their extensive resources and connections to afford their daughter some of the best lawyers Japan had to offer. She continued to hang around the Shimokitazawa music scene... but started giving Starry a wide berth after receiving a severe beating from Seika. Some even considered the murder allegations kinda "rock", but eventually it all faded away. They kept her distance from her, because they didn't want to be "next". She never saw decent success in music, and without Nijika, she found herself lost and aimless. She decided to go to university, but in the end, her best option was to adopt the peace and stability that a salaryman was willing to provide. She now quietly raises two children, whom she named after her old friends.

Bocchi was cleared of any suspicion fairly quickly. Nevermind the murder of her childhood best friend, the stress of being arrested, court and speaking to lawyers was bad enough, but the straw that truly broke the camel's back was losing both Kita and Nijika at the same time. The band that she dreamt of since she was a child, the one that she wanted to stay together forever with, ripped away from her in a single night. She lost her job, dropped out, her social anxiety reached it's peak, and she started undergoing heavy medication even just to function as a normal human being. As much as they tried, Hirori and Seika couldn't stop her from a sharp decent into drug abuse and alcoholism.

She felt her tired, sad eyes droop as she spoke to an imprisoned Nijika on their monthly phone call. "Hang in there Bocchi-chan! It'll just be another 10 years or so! then we can start another band! We can find another guitarist... maybe even Ryou will come back!"

As Hitori watched the bath water turn red, her voice softly wavered.

"I wanted to be a constellation..."

Avoidable if they just milked his snake dry

why doesn't Bocchi simply get a boyfriend?

ITS HAPPENING

>>282863113
Why doesn't anon simple get a girlfriend?

boy lust

Bocchi the lesbian

>>282856111
What did she do?

>>282863954
ryojika's cumrag

>>282863113
it's not worth the one-way trip to the bottom of the tokyo bay

There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon
I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon
Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch
But it's a killer gig, back flippin' up the Big Macs

>>282864686
>kitards in the Pentagon

>>282864774
pink shit

>>282864774
fucking idiot

It's late, come to bed.

>>282862930
This nigga looks like her dad.

>>282864265
Holy fuck it’s alive

>>282863852
Drinking alcohol in a dry zone.

>>282864774
cuuuuuute~

>>282864774
>does life have a meaning?
>*pulls level*

Reminder

>>282867275
Absolute brutal mogging. She never streamed again.

>>282867275
Nijika my beloved.

What will their halloween costumes be

>>282867275
on the left
>i like drawing!
on the right
>I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT FUCK OFF REEEEE

>>282863592
I liked the no smoke campaigns better

>>282867623
Is ok

I tried but being alone is not like the movies

it's ikuyover

>>282867623
Did they have no alcohol campaigns?

I'm stoked for s2

Being an OL must be suffering.

>>282867714
No, because alcohol is good for you. Specially Onikoroshi(tm), Kikuris favorite drink!

>>282868102
stop loving drunk women

>>282868172
How else am I supposed to get laid?

>>282867275
Soul vs soulless

Eeeehhhhhhhh??? Your threads about to die? You can’t get it up the catalog without me?

The people demand kita

>>282856075
Seika.. my beautiful and young 30-year old wife

>>282868172
I'd rather die

kita feet

>>282874831
I wish there was a way she could use my cock and balls as insoles for those

>>282873738
Damn Kikuri needs correction.

>>282874831
ugly toes

>>282874831
kita's feet deserves a better thread than this b*cchi thread

Bocchi S2 trailer >>>/wsg/5992395

.........bros?

>Ignored this series when it was airing
>download because why the hell not
>4 episodes in

>>282878553
Based Triple

>>282878553
>waited 8 years to watch Bocchi

>>282878553
>skipped kino when it aired
shame

hardest trvke to face after reading ぼっち・ざ・ろっく! is that none of the kessoku are real.

>>282881605
>Yoppi's face
Ugh...

Toddlers are sexy

>>282880005
>8
Stop

>>282882639
no but 10-15 is prime

>>282882593
ふぁっく・ざ・ろっく! when

>>282861145
all of the nijikafags have moved on (enjoying life off 4channel)

>>282880039
giwtwm. i want to be kita's dog

>>282882639
Kita-chan…

She does not fuck dogs or toddlers!

"watcha posting anon?"

>>282883656
where did bocchi's legs go?

>>282883355
she's stealing our lolis, fuck this

>>282883695
get out of the way Kita I'm trying to do some online gay erp

extremely rare Nijika

>>282882723
I kind of want to have sex with Ryou.

>>282861527
the rope is right there normalnigger

>>282885111
I am not a normal person and that's exactly more than clear in my post. I don't even know what concrete psychiatric disorder(s) do I have, as not even my two psychiatrists (the last one, with 4 years of treatment, and the current one, almost 1 year soon) have never been able to tell and give me an actual, specific, spot-on diagnose. Only big suspects of bipolar disorder or schizo-affective, but never concluded and official.
I am quite attractive, though.

>>282883810
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>282883810
delete fast

>>282883810
Improvement. Nijika, do you want some uppies?

>>282883695
What if Kita read your entire post history

>>282891043
She's 31 already...

Bocchi the... ?

>>282890380
She'd approve because I'm actually a very nice person who happens to also like lesbians.

Bocchi the Cooked

A year or two ago, I made a post saying that Gotoh from Asian Kung-fu Generation is married. An anon (or two) couldn't believe me, which I thought was weird because I was under the impression that it was a well-known fact among Ajikan fans. It seemed like this impression of a married Gotoh had disappeared from the internet and that this was nothing more than a crazy fever dream of mine. So just now I finally did a proper search, and there WAS indeed an article about the marriage on the internet:
https://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/p-et-tp0-20070922-259533.html

There wasn't much information about the identity of his wife or any kind of proof or source. However, on the same day of that article, Gotoh made a blogpost:
https://k.asiankung-fu.com/s/n2/diary/detail/64094?ima=3836&cd=akg_gotch

He stated that he would not comment about his personal life and asked his fans to respect his privacy. In other words, he neither confirmed nor denied the marriage report. So because of the lack of any information whatsoever and because of Japanese people being Japanese, it remained nothing more than a rumor and eventually died down. Personally, I thought the fact that he made a no-comment blog post on the same day was proof that he did indeed get married, but to each his own, I guess.

So yeah, I felt that I owed that anon this explanation and wanted to get this off my chest. Better late than never, right?

BOCCHI ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!

Kita has become me

>>282894576
Bokita but good.

>>282892568
her body is thinner than his arm

>>282878553
Maybe he could watch it and learn a thing or two about booking a good storyline

>>282894607
Bokita but actually good

>>282894576
>>282895123
Eww he's manly and stuff

bocchi loves cuddles

Release the new chapter hagamaji, and it better be funny.

>>282895283
Here is the new chapter. You ready?

>Wordswordswordswordswords
>Unfunny jokes
>Lebocchiface.jpg
>Nijikaface.png
>Nothing happens

The end.

>>282894576
>Bocchi's cock lust stare as soon as she sees MaleKita

>>282894576
>>282895123
Bocchi the Otome.

>>282895854
>>282895907
>we're /vg/ now

>>282896041
Nijika joined a band on a whim.. but turns out it's an all-boys band! (And they're all total hotties!!)

>>282896086
We always were with the Kita ERPing.

OH BOY CAN'T WAIT FOR S2 AND EVERY GIRL BEING FLAT WITH THE SAME SHOVEL SHAPED FACE.

i have been here for 3 years
nothing works here
i hate this place

>>282896907
Why are they so afraid of showing anything about S2.

>>282896984
There is no S2. It was a prank.

>既につむつきが百合セッはしていてぇ！！（厄介きらら古参オタク）
Hamaji's foreshadowing for a future BTR chapter.

>>282898912
>>282901323
I need to suck on her nipple piercings until I get metal poisoning

>>282898984
YES

>>282901415
how does one get metal poisoning form stainless steel anon

>>282900217
STOP

>>282901415
this is somebody's oshi

>>282908402
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>>282863002
i can't tell if this is absolute cinema or dogshit. i screenshotted all of it either way.

>>282853024
>>282852212
Lucky Futari already is one.

>>282896984
They couldn't get Ado to voice Yoyoko and scrapped the entire thing

how would you describe nijika personality in a single word?

>>282911169
Wife

Bocchi

>energy drinks
>dorito hair
>occasionally says the gamer word
she's perfect

Saw this by my neighborhood. Which one of you is this?

>>282892659
Bocchi's dad being paired up any of her friends, especially Kikuri, is incredibly hot to me and I have no idea why.

>>282911203
the real question is where is kita
also
>bassist

Drunkard tummy...

>>282911506
me

>>282863002
This made me chuckle so I like it :)

I always hated Bocchi.

We know, Kita.

Bocchi says FREE PALESTINE

>>282915710
Based Gotch.

>>282915710
Good man.

>>282845455 (OP)
UOHH

ok this is cool

>>282916994
>>282917002
I still prefer tortex desu.

>>282917051
over gators? why?
either way ultex is superior

1.14 tortex flow or nothing

sex with Momoka

>>282912369
God I need to lick that. I bet you can taste the alcohol through it.

>>282917029
Bocchi feet

>>282917103
Average Kitanon

>>282917029
>only chibi versions
I kinda miss the collab 2 years ago with the non chibi illustrations
Is kita too sex if its a non chibi illustration?

>>282915710
Wtf I hate this band now

>>282921156
Wouldn't think about those ugly "people" at all if you mind broken "people" didn't obsessively bring them up all the time.

>>282915710
>are you sure this will help us sell more burgers?

>>282921263
Based druker

>>282915710
I would like to see him perform a solo concert near Re'im

>>282919471
yes, those gloves and boots are obscene, she’s trying to sexually frustrate everyone again

>>282912469
What is she talking about?

>>282924314
Chiune's manga.

When will bozaro have a yuri session?

>>282925035
Zzzzz

>>282925035
besides dice threads, maybe never