Thread 282874343

I went into an anime merch shop in Arizona once and saw a ton of merch for these characters, I didn't really get it but now that I'm 8 episodes into the show I totally get it.

how tf can Subaru prefer Emilia to these two? they're literally perfect and i don't think i'd be happy unless i wifed them both. i guess lap pillow is nice but seriously. Look at them.

Rem and Ram thread.

I stopped watching early but apparently Subaru has a thing for white haired heroines or some shit. It's just his personal taste.

>>282874343 (OP)
>I didn't really get it but now that I'm 8 episodes into the show I totally get it.
Stop now and read.

>>282874434
Silver haired not white haired.

>>282874343 (OP)
You know, I wish I knew a pair of cute sexy twins for them to cosplay as rem and ram and have a hot threesome with. I wonder if anyone's been so lucky to actually do that

>>282874495
i'm not reading the manga or LN or whatever, i'm an animeonly

>>282874546
>I wonder if anyone's been so lucky to actually do that
with enough money anything is possible

>>282874603
>the manga
Yeah you definitely aren't.

>>282874343 (OP)
For me is Ram

>>282874790
Well, I guess I finally have a reason to make money...

>>282874937
i have a thing for blue haired girls

>>282875343
also, consider

>>282874343 (OP)
>how tf can Subaru prefer Emilia to these two?
He doesn't. Well at least not one of them.

They've broken containment!

>>282875706
there's not outrageous just very nice for her frame

>>282875831
They're only getting bigger.

Rem tortured an innocent man for no reason at all

>>282876130
He smelled bad and was retarded. I'd settle for just one, but Rem is too nice.

How do you know you smell good enough for her standards?

>>282874343 (OP)
well ram has stockholm syndrome so she’s obsessed with a jester guy or something, and rem has forced amnesia.

>>282876420
>and rem has forced amnesia.
No, she's fine.

>>282876316
Doesn't matter since I'm not also retarded.

>>282876130
she had a pretty decent reason and was nice enough to offer Subaru a painless death but he refused
consequences

I want to pet Ram's head.

>maid outfit has a back window
>she doesn't wear a blouse
they knew what they were doing

I love Rem.

>>282876933
rem was pretty bipolar, could’ve let emilia interrogate him if he made her pussy that wet.

>>282877029
The back window looks stupid, kill yourself

>>282877146
bare shoulders and back window are peak

>>282877161
Yeah, backs in general are peak, but if we are talking specifically about Ram's back window, it looks stupid.

>>282877212
i don't really get it but that's just your opinion
i think it looks erotic

>accidentally make a better love interest
>get rid of her
life is sour

>>282877029
She is wearing a blouse, she's not wearing a bra though. And yes, she knows what she's doing, the twin's outfit is sluttier because Ram is trying to show off various assets to Roswaal. Since she's slender the modifications compared to Frederica's outfit are detached sleeves to show off her shoulders and a shorter skirt to show her thighs.

>catgirl (male)
would

>>282877112
>could’ve let emilia interrogate him if he made
>Assume he's an assassin there to kill Emilia
>Let him near Emilia
Anon are you retarded?

>>282876780
NTA, but I'm retarded irl
Just thought I'd drop that in here

>>282877540
that underwear is SEX
really wish this show had fanservice

>>282877264
Ram's back window feels as if someone just cut a square in an already functional maid outfit, opposed to something more natural like pic related

>>282876130
Do you not get tired of this whining?

>>282877540
I am always disappointed with people not recognizing the potential of drawing them wearing just the petticoat.

>>282877723
it's a very unusual blouse with such a dramatically scalloped back, but this is anime, where people wear 20 belts just cause
so whatever. i think it's hot. rem and ram are overdressed if anything.

>>282877723
>>282877540
As you can see here its because of the collar which is a separate piece. The blouse part has cutouts front and back.

I don't like the oni designs.
The exotic hair colors clash with the normal outfit colors.
Their faces are too circular and they have stupid haircuts.
Ram's personality is decent.
Rem's personality is more like a horny attack dog than an actual person.

>>282877755
you are my brother

>>282877723
my wife

>>282877793
What? the normal outfit colors are just black and white, nothing can clash with it, black and white can go with any other colors.
>Their faces are too circular and they have stupid haircuts.
Oh, you're just a gay

>>282877891
She married an entire country

>>282877980
the country is me

>>282877540
Where the fuck are the bras?

>>282878033
They don't exist unless they do. If drawn in just their underwear, they have a bra for some reason, but they clearly don't have one normally because you'd be able to see the backs and the straps and its not part of the actual model sheet.

>>282878059
Ram looks way too petite, so I'm assuming this is a flashback/sidestory before Arc 1.

>>282877793
> Ram's personality is decent.
I'm assuming you haven't read the WN and are also ugly

>>282878059
>draw a sexy child
>age: 17
right she's just a petite woman
thank you based nips

>>282878142
No, I'm pretty sure its sometime during arc 2 or after though I don't remember the exact side story. So she's either 17/18 since their birthday takes place between arc 2 and 3. Ram is just petite.

What do I do bros? I recently caught up with the translations of the WN and the side stories and now I crave Arc 10. What the hell do I do?

>>282878528
have you read all the doujins

>>282878674

I guess I can do one doujin a day or something. God help me if I run out of those before Arc 10. My son can only take so many beatings.

>>282878454
> I don't remember the exact side story
And you will never remember because side stories were BETRAYED and SEALED inside Ice's hardrive

>>282874343 (OP)
I don't see the allure of the show
Someone tried telling me Subaru has an indomitable spirit
I'd have an indomitable spirit too if I could save scum real life and kill myself to revert to a previous checkpoint

Ram sex

>>282878914
ram sex
rem sex
stack them like crackers

>>282878914
Lickable toes

>>282879265
Why does Japan deny me the Yae feet?

>>282879329
Sidestory exclusive, sowwy

>>282879393
She and her feet are in the main story.

What exactly happened to Louanna?
Is it sleeping beauty sickness or something else?
For SBS she'd have to have both memories and name eaten, but then why can everyone still remember her?
It can't be that gluttony released her name or else we'd have a Rem situation.

>>282879442
But the yae feet illustration will be sidestory exclusive.

>>282879133
very nice
i was really surprised by the paucity of rem-ram yuri doujins, the best i could find was maybe incidental kissing during a subaru threesome or some shit.
wtf japan i thought twincest was wincest

>>282874343 (OP)
>how tf can Subaru prefer Emilia
mind control
theres no other explanation as to why he simps so hard

>>282879531

She got tired of Heinkel being such a humongous dickwad that she just went "Fuck this shit, I'm out."

I really want, just one time, the "bad guy" to actually just get fucked. No, "oh he's so emtionally damaged and his viewpoint is understandable and he'll do better in the future." This nigga hates his own Father, blames his son for killing his Mother, and basically makes the most selfish decision at every opportunity. I hope he wakes up his wife and this first thing she does is divorce his ass for being such a prick.

>>282874343 (OP)
The Shadow Garden scenes make very clear that Subaru is physiologically attracted to anyone that resembles Emilia.
We know that he doesn't really give a shit about half-elves in general because he didn't give a fuck about Ryuzu or the other half-elves in Lost in Memories, so it is pretty safe to assume that Satella messed around with his brain until he was hardwired to love her and anyone resembling her

>>282879748
> This nigga hates his own Father
Wilhelm sucks ass as a father, to the point that in Pride IF the relationship between Heinkel and Reinhard improved drastically the moment the White Whale ate Wilhelm's name.
> blames his son for killing his Mother
For all we know, this may be true, we know jack shit about Louanna's condition and Heinkel got pretty defensive the moment Felt suggested that maybe Reinhard did in fact "kill" his mother
Heinkel is a piece of shit, but his family and situation in general are easily in the top 10 worst fates in re zero, so yeah, he has the right to be a piece of shit.

>>282879976
>he has the right to be a piece of shit.
LOL

>>282879976

I meant Heinkel's Mother. By Reinhard getting the Sword Saint Blessing and "taking" it from his Grandmother. And NO ONE has the right to be a piece of shit. The series is full of people who have terrible lives, live in terrible situations, and yet still manage to do the right thing. It's understandable that Heinkel is a selfish prick but that doesn't excuse him being a selfish prick.

>>282880092
Reinhard knew that Theresia was going to fight the White Whale and he still wished for the Divine Protection of the Sword Saint when he knew she needed it the most, so yeah, Reinhard killed her.

>>282879531
SBS is called that but people didn't know one possible cause. Since people still know who she is it doesn't seem like she a victim of Gluttony like most other people with the "disease". So in her case it could be a real disease, some kind of curse, or some other weird bullshit. I had a pet theory that she gave up her life to make Reinhard awesome to like Clind or something because she zonked out shortly after he was born.

>>282880092
>and yet still manage to do the right thing
Almost everyone in the series makes mistakes that get forgiven by Subaru via reset or whatever. Its part of what makes it interesting so you can see what will make a character go too far. Even Tanza tried/succeeded at murdering everyone and was willing to die for it.

>>282879748
Too bad, Tappei really likes Heinkel. Which sucks for Heinkel's life, but it means he's not going to just get punished for being a jerk without a bunch of context/baggage.

>>282877891
she’s a bitch btw

>>282880593
>Tappei gives Heinkel "punishments" like this
Its not fair, it should be me.

Not enough Rem in this thread

>>282880604
That's the best part.

>>282879733
just say you don’t read the literature.

>>282880671
Being stupid isn't a quality you should simp for.

>>282880686
petra is too young and rem probably still has memory lost, is there really any other option?

>>282879733
I don't really follow rezero anymore after season 2 but isn't the whole point about why Subaru is obssesed with this autistic elf is because she is literally the first girl who helped him out when he got sent isekaied and shortly they both died?
I always figured it was a bit of a obssession he had to keep her alive as payback for it and guilt he would feel if she were to die again if he can stop it.
and also because Tappei is too scared of the death threads he will get if Subaru/Emilia doesn't become a couple at the end

>>282880629
The Rems are mine, you can't have any.

>>282880786
>rem probably still has memory lost
Rem has literally been completely fixed for months at this point. Unless you think we're getting The Great Reset™ she's going to stay that way.

>>282880799
There's a couple factors. A lot of it is Subaru coping and being sunk cost, which also benefits other characters. His specific motivation, beyond a "she's nice" that hasn't really changed since the start, shifts a bit over time as he learns more about her and has to change his opinion but is really adamant about not giving up on her.
Physically she's basically all his fetishes (which might be a Satella thing, we don't know)
Initially after a false start with Felt he decides Emilia is his designated isekai waifu since he was still on about that for awhile.
Subconsciously he's really scared and terrified about being alone so he's more or less clinging to her just because she didn't immediately reject him.
Witch stuff probably factors in somewhere but there are a number of more mundane reasons why he's retarded.

>>282880828
You can have this Rem and her weird dog leg, I don't want it.

we need more hentai of Ram.

>>282880919
This, but in this outfit.

>>282879748
>I really want, just one time, the "bad guy" to actually just get fucked
That only happens to ultra bad archbishops and Elsa. The ‘sympathetic’ alcoholic who hates his son and the ‘understandable’ murderous asshole with an axe who loves a cripple will elude punishment because they’re not ultra turbo bad.

>>282880919
this, but incest yuri hentai

>>282881070
Elsa is given context/sympathy. She only blows up once she becomes an unthinking monster, but how she actually dies is because she loves Meili and she was falling for Garfiel.

>>282881070
>the ‘understandable’ murderous asshole with an axe who loves a cripple
Just be a psychopath bro, its that easy. Skill issue.

>>282879329
D-does she have feet?

>>282881402
>jobs to Petra

>>282881070
>>282881402

Man, Todd is a bitch. He's the epitome of a person who doesn't deserve a happy ending. He's fucking third place for Subaru deaths in the series and he did it WHILE committing war crimes left and right and basically just being an asshole.

Roy my King please don't be dead.

>>282881429
Yes and she does goofy anime thread attacks with toe rings once she takes her shoes off.

>>282881540
Petra would job to my adult dick

>>282881570
>>282881540
Petra will forever be a cuck while Todd is plowing his cripple inna woods.

>>282881314
Okay, but she still has to wear this outfit.

this bitch was lowkey annoying ngl

>>282881816
>Compresses your balls

>>282881855
>lowkey annoying
>lowkey
If you didn't read the WN you didn't even get the real experience.

>>282881843
i'll allow it.
do they wear these outfits in the anime? the lack of fanservice grates me, this show is packed with cute girls and catgirls(male) and there's zero panty flashes or anything

Petra plz

>newest release after the latest anime season
>first week
>sub 10K
It really is over, isn't it?

>>282881985
> re zero is top 11 best selling light novel in Japan
It's so fucking over for light novels in general lol

>>282881925
No, its from a gacha. You'll get very little fanservice aside from some of the default outfits.
The manga for arc 2 has some, but the anime for the first season you're gonna get naked Subaru and Roswaal and see up Ram's skirt and that's it.

>>282882188
damn, well that's Current Year for you. i suppose it can't be helped.

>>282882263
There aren't that many main story fanservice moments, the author mostly avoids them. So that panel is from a side story as-is the Ram changing scene above. That said, Priscilla gets naked in S3 and Rem and Priscilla get naked together if they ever make S5. Also Shaula.

Emilia a shit.

>>282882564
Based

>>282882263
You'll take Subaru being forced to motorboat Rem's tits and you'll like it.

>>282883381
This dumb asshole is so lucky.

>>282883474
True, things would be very different if it was the other sister

>>282881369
Elsa and Shaula had to be murdered due to their heroine power surpassing Emilia. It is like the fable of Icarus except you get too close to Subaru...

>>282883931
Petra is next.

Pink

>>282881964
AL you have one job and that's to murk Subaru and you are being beat up by a little girl named Petra. You're worse than Helsinki right now, fucking loser.
Enchilida was right.

I think Emilia is cute and you should all love her

>>282884004
Petra's heroine power is too strong, she's going to win at everything forever and nothing will stop her.

>>282874343 (OP)
he has fetish for silver hair
simple as

>>282884105
ReinGOD will be the one to kill her, trust.

>>282884203
Reinfag will beg for mercy

>>282884105
Wait, is that dumb little box on her waist the witch factor?

>>282883381
The context of that scene is that Felix is trying to brainwash Subaru btw
Felix is easily in the top 5 worst characters in the series

>>282884311
Nah it's a box holding a emergency alarm that Subaru made after meeting clind.

>>282884311
There goes Shaula when she wants to nap.

>>282884366
Its okay, Rem was thinking about killing Subaru before that happened.

>>282884731
Yeah, but Rem is cute and based and we are supposed to like her.

Yeah, but Ram is cute and based and we are supposed to like her.

>>282884906
Let's be reasonable.

>>282884008
Schult isn't a girl.
>>282884100
Shut up Tappei.

>>282884971
He is pink, that's enough.

>>282884251
No, but seriously, there is no way Petra survives this Arc.
Well, maybe she gets her name eaten and lives another day, but idk if you would count that as "surviving"

say something nice about my wife or die

>>282885227
Is Julius dead? No, so there you go.

>>282885250
cappy a shit

>>282885256
Julius doesn't know about RbD, anon.

>>282885250
I like her feet.

>>282885227
> maybe she gets her name eaten
I'm fucking retarded, I meant to say "name", eating her memories wouldn't fix the Satella situation

>>282885250
Her authority is fake and she is the fraud of lust. The rightful owner Meili will be handed it by Petra.

>>282885379
very rude post. i hope nothing bad happens to my beautiful wife cappy-chan-sama

>>282885460
She's dying sooner or later, she's to blame for a lot of shit in the world.

>>282885379
>The rightful owner Meili
lol. lmao even.

>>282885460
You have to correct her anon. You have to offer her a hand in marriage and provide her with a dozen kids making her an obedient house wife.

>>282883535
Ram's chest is better

>>282885636
i won't allow it
>>282885716
correction is imminent

>>282885883
Rampits!

>>282885895
Felt and Crusch are going to kick her ass.

Nooooo I wanted another 8 day thread, stop posting right fucking now.

>>282885883
Yes, but not for shock absorption.

>>282886000
a little roughhousing never hurt anyone. as long as she lives, i am happy

>>282886048
She won't. Subaru needs the Lust Witch Factor to open The Door™

>>282886078
don't SPEAK this evil to me

>>282886078
Spica...

Onis are cool, but I see a disturbing lack of best girl in this thread

>>282886134
She is fine, Roy and Lye make up more than 50% of the Gluttony Witch Factor, I'm sure that counts.

>>282880828
It sure doesn't look like she wears a bra, but how those that creasing/shading make sense? Does she have inverted nipples?

>>282874343 (OP)
>>282874392
>>282874603
I miss their dynamic so much.

>>282886159
One of them is already dead.

>>282885715
Consider the following.

>>282886164
We will never know because Ootsuka is a coward.

>>282886250
I mean, Roy died too
Roy +´Lye = 66,7% of the Authority of Gluttony, so I'm sure Spica doesn't need to die.

>>282886078
i'm just the type of motherfucker who doesn't give a fuck about any of the main characters and only cares about some piece of shit gremlin who is destined to die. i can never win. the fundamental aspects of storytelling are stacked against me in a way most unfair.

>>282886292
>so I'm sure Spica doesn't need to die.
Yes she does.

>>282886134
Hate this stupid fucking retard all she has ever done was go ooo e aah aah bing bang wadda wadda bing bang

>>282886480
What about that time she leaped all over the place and ate a bunch of NPC zombies?

>>282886501
>when she had to control her leaps because it'd make Subaru puke

>>282886354
Based Ottobro hang that thing.

>>282886000
Crusch can’t kick anyone’s ass, not while she’s shitting out blood and shit from the dragon AIDS
>>282886314
At the very least, the ‘piece of shit gremlin’ will probably get a better showing than the last few archbishops since the author seems to like her

These threads are so comfy after the first 100 posts. The only (8) people remaining are Clind minded individuals.

I love Emilia and stuff
You should all love Emilia too

Oyakodon

I love maids

>>282880671
You should be the last one to be saying that.

Reminder that Betty is a bigot. Bigot Betty.

Rape Rigel

>>282886905
Ram...

I want to have hot sweaty handholding with Beatrice.

Emilia is kind, energetic, a good person, has a great body and is a virgin. She is perfect.

>>282878528
Aren’t we like 10 years away from this series wrapping? You going to do this for 10 years?

>>282889034
Probably less, supposedly there'll be 12 arcs and we're probably past the first third of Arc 9.

>>282881985
This trash novel is dead everywhere around the globe huh

>>282882032
Its actually top 15 for the series

>>282886955
Fucking based image

>>282886393
>>282886458
I want them back. Return my stereo maid twins.

>>282890233
Rem just got back her memories.

>>282890731
Yeah, I know, but that's only part of the puzzle.

>>282890731
>Re:Zero S4 gets adapted
>it just completely skips over all the volumes and speedruns right to Rem getting back her memories, then adlibs a story where Subaru gets with her and ends with a marriage, he completely forgets about Emilia
UUUUOOOOOOH LET IT HAPPEN AAAAAAAAAGH PLEASE DEAR GOD

>>282886480
Does she learn to speak again after the last few arcs?

no Echidna posted?

>>282891524
Subara doesn't deserve Rem

>>282891709
So far no

>>282893122
he kinda does atp, she needs correction

>>282877554
Baste

>>282881906
it’s factual. stupid bitch was annoying slapstick relief, the power of song? stephen universe type bullshit

boys!

When will subaru realize that he can’t fix meili and capella.

>>282894796
Anon specifically called out the ‘lowkey’ part of your statement, probably alluding to the iconic WN Liliana chapters all narrated from her POV (which I storytimed in the days after the Sirius ep)

do Liliana's parents actually look for her in the novels?
It was kinda funny they just supposedly moved on and had another kid to replace her.

>>282895781
No lol. Their dumbass daughter decided to run off and become a traveling bard, and they went ‘that’s life’ and popped another child.

>>282874343 (OP)
Emilia is only interesting when she's naked which sadly doesn't happen a lot. She would be much better if she were the type to have no shame when it comes to modesty.

>>282874343 (OP)
They really were excellent, what a shame that Tappei ruined both of them.

>>282874343 (OP)
They really were excellent, too bad Tappei ruined both of them.

>echidna took petra's handkerchief to mess with her somehow
>we now know she was the witch of melancholy or close to being it and echidna knew that
Tappei still has it..

>>282895860
>She would be much better if she were the type to have no shame when it comes to modesty
She is. Or rather, only in weirdly specific cases like when Reid gropes her tits.

>>282895860
Emilia would be a good character if she wasn't forced into an arbitrary romance with a protag who tries his best to never be with her.

>>282874343 (OP)
Emilia is subaru's dream woman and it was love at first sight.
Even in the IF he falls in a crazy spiral of love even when he doesn't interact with emilia at all, just because he saw her once.

>>282896627
she’ll never be the number one daughter thoubeit.

>>282895860
She is always naked under her clothes, anon

>>282896627
Emilia unironically a shit
Pride IF Subaru regrets Satella
Greed IF Subaru is just tardwrangling her
Wrath IF Subaru just wants Ram to choke and rape him
Sloth IF Subaru just wants to breed his oniwife just like Canonbaru
Lust IF Subaru got Rem pregnant first
Albaru (That IF from the gacha) can only imagine Emilia as a faceless blob
Gluttony IF Subaru needed Rem to make him whole.

>>282897587
> Pride IF Subaru regrets Satella
I'm all for hating Emilia, but what the fuck does this mean?

>>282896627
Pridebaru is the only IF Subaru that loves Emilia, everyone else doesn't give a fuck about her.
Greedbaru feels better talking with Echidna instead of interacting with the Emilia camp in general (LN exclusive)
Slothbaru left her to die
Wrathbaru stopped caring about her the moment she said she didn't hate him
Gluttonybaru killed her to get that epic memory loot
Lustbaru ignored Emilia's desire of monogamy and fucked every named female character in the verse

>>282891709
Apparently she has tried saying Subaru on occasion when she says "ubaau" but that's that.

>>282874937
>first time watching
>rem is the best holy fuck subaru you niggerfaggot just elope like a man

>second time watching
>damn, was ram always this cute?

>>282896076
Yeah, like she only doesn't walk around naked because Puck told her not to, she doesn't otherwise understand why it would matter, its just a rote behavior.

>>282898230
>damn, was ram always this cute?
Yes. Ram was always, is always, and will always be cute.

>>282898514
> Puck is the only reason we don't have Emilia pantsu shots every time she fights
Worst character in the series.

Where do people get the latest volume epubs now that witch cult stopped making them available?

>>282898967
from this guy at the market

Hot wheels for S4. Seems like they're going to preview the first episode on Nov 1st in Italy, we'll see if the Italians are as bad about leaks as the frogs.

Hey Ichigo! Been awhile since you me Kariya and Princess Petalblast had a powwow! Open that math booke!!!!! wint@dril

mi companera et tu? Shiro chan!? DOSHITA!!?!?

>>282900804
> Rubber wheels in a medieval setting

>>282900854
So Emilia best girl?

>>282901623
Subaru came up with the design.

Chapter tomorrow?

>>282900430
He doesn't accept VISA :c

I'm rereading Arc 7 and I'm having fun, I love Todd.

>>282876933
>she had a pretty decent reason
least delusional remfag

Tanza when?

>>282903102
She will make a cameo in Arc 12 with the rest of the Vollachia cast, that's it.

>>282898967
You’ll make your own
>>282900804
Meh, will probably boring except for Wilhelm finding Subaru to be a better grandson than his actual grandson and Meili being erotic
>>282902431
He’s pretty much the only good thing about the arc
>>282902548
Not delusional in the slightest, total cultist death (unless your cultist is a reformed and very retarded piss goblin of course)

>>282903102
I want to rub her tummy and poke her antlers

>>282903522
> (unless your cultist is a reformed and very retarded piss goblin of course)
Spica is going to die, give up already.

>>282903102
Eyes too expressive, she needs to be entirely pokerfaced with a thousand yard stare while doing this.

>>282876933
>You smell bad so you deserve to die

>>282905586
She still feels alive, it's not enough.

>>282903522
> He’s pretty much the only good thing about the arc
What about Tanza?

is it worth catching up right now
I dropped this shit at the end of arc 7

is subaru still stuck as a shota

>>282905109
Don’t you have an elf whose chest you need to cry in some more, Otto?
>>282906226
Absolutely not
>>282906411
No he’s stuck in an orb inside a man’s ass

>>282906411
He is currently SEALED and BETRAYED in an orb inside Al's anus.

>>282902154
More like chapter never haha

DEER PLAP PLAP SOME TAUNTING ME ILL CORRECT YOU BRATTY DEER PLAP PLAP ILL MAKE THAT DEAD FACE MELT IN PLEASURE PLAP PLAP

(Also please make more Tanza Aibro)

>>282902131
That doesn't explain the existence of rubber in a medieval setting.

>>282908420
Dude we've had rubber for thousands of years, it literally comes almost entirely usable from a fucking tree.

>>282907716
thats my daughter nigga

>>282903102
She saved Arc 7 if it weren't for her it would be abysmal trash.

>>282908951
Yeah, she is also my wife.

>>282908951
Then I shall call you father. Hope you like grandkids

This is the funniest bit in the whole novel.

Shotabaru is gay for not doing this.

>>282911669
> No Beatrice
Kill yourself.

I think Emilia is a good and compelling character, and any other female suitor only highlights how much she and Subaru are meant for each other.

>>282911669
>no liliana
stay.

>>282911806
Anon...

>>282911806
He's wearing her crown and Spica is fighting someone under the sheet

>>282907716
>(Also please make more Tanza Aibro)

>>282911926
> He's wearing her crown
So Subaru ate Beatrice and absorbed her powers? The Authority of Gluttony works in mysterious ways...

>>282878874
>try to kill self
>become quadruple paralegic
>carefully looked after by Emilia et. al.
>never get the chance to kill yourself again
>stay trapped in your vegetable body
there's always a risk

What are you guys picking, if you had only one option?
Beatrice and Tanza or Petra and Meili

>>282912518
Petra and Meili love each other, sex with them would be full of love, they are clearly the superior option.

>>282912969
based lovechad

>>282912278
>carefully looked after by Emilia et. al.
>never get the chance to kill yourself again
Anon, Emilia can't serve tea without breaking something, you would die in hours if your life depended on her not fucking something up

Sex with every girl except Emilia

For me it's Sekhmet.

She is the most fertile in the series bar none.

This thread is going to fast. Fucking stop.

>>282911669
Do you ever think about how we were robbed of Shaula molesting Shotabaru? I do...

And then he didn't rape her. That's why she's so god damn horny for him.

>>282914262
>This thread is going to fast
I don't think threads eat in the first place to start fasting.

>>282914306
>Al gets to stare at Yae Feet
Al is so lucky and he doesn't even realize it.

>>282914262
It seems like Re:Zero threads stopped getting posted for a while there. At least the last couple weeks.

Freddie!

>>282914686
Imagine the oral.

>>282898598
My naizuri queen

>>282898598
Ram and Rem are cute and cute characters over the age of 16 are made for sex

I started watching this the other day and just got to the part where Subaru asks rem to run away with him. It’s been a long time since anything pissed me off like this. I’ve enjoyed the show and I’m sympathetic to Subaru but fuck him for “I love Emilia”.

>>282916044
Now you read.

>>282916184
read what

>>282916440
The novels.

>>282916565
these are cartoons son.
i didn't get into this hobby to be reading words unless they're subs

>>282874937
ESL

Aldebaran is never going to use the other side of his domain, will he?

>>282912063
She looks like a literal child and it makes me uncomfortable
Is this how twitter "people" feel every time they see a loli character?

>>282918386
He will, Anon.
Right after reaching up his ass and pulling out an anal bead with Gojo inside.

>>282918478
Basically.
I'm pretty sure the whole loli thing comes down to shit like the white-gold/black-blue dress, "which way is the sillhoute rotating", and other perception based stuff like that.
Different people focus on different things when they look at a character, and while I can't pretend I get how certain anime characters can be seen as anything other than a child, it's probably easiest to point at something like Tatsumaki from One Punch Man as a 'loli' character, who doesn't have an ounce of cuteness in her being and is drawn by Murata as if she was a Victoria's secret model despite the proportions, so for some people her behaivour and curves will be the focus which are clearly adult, while for others it's impossible to look at the head to body ratio and the narrowness of her shoulders and not see a child.

>>282918582
Tatsumaki ends up looking like a middle schooler in every panel that doesn't focus on her legs, and the anime keeps the leg shots to a minimum, so I can see why anime onlys see her as a loli as opposed to manga readers that have seen Murata's vision of her character for the last 8 years or so.