Thread 282944450

Now that it is Halloween month, which Monogatari is the scariest? Whether conceptually or simply visually.

senjougahara

attractive women are incapable of being scary

>>282944450 (OP)
none of your business

>>282944534
But they sure can be intimidating

>>282944534
Actually, only attractive women are capable of being truly scary

>>282944450 (OP)
Ougi sleevejob.

>>282944710
Specifically on a crowded train while making unbreaking eye contact with her.

>>282944870
Would Ougi be satisfying to grope on a crowded train?

>>282944967
She'd laugh and draw a bunch of attention before starting to yelp a bit.

>>282944967
Yes

>>282944450 (OP)
What's scary is how badly I want to suck Ougi's cock while she calls me a faggot

>>282944450 (OP)
Monogatari isn't scary.
It's just...abnormal.

nothing scary about this pedo vampire slop

>>282944450 (OP)
Raincoat Monkey is pretty intimidating but it's a pretty faceless foe.

>>282945215
That is the scariest part though. How would you feel if a naked vampire girl attacked you in the bath?

Yotsugi's Frank comes soon. Hoping for gratuitous Yotsu nude scene.

>>282945699
Nude scene confirmed

You fuckers better start using spoiler tags for Yotsugi Frank discussions. I'm anime only and only ever read up until Nise.
I will ask you if you enjoyed it though.

>>282944450 (OP)
What's scary is that people actually watch this pretentious trash.

>What's scary is that people actually watch this pretentious trash.
>What's scary is that people actually watch this pseud trash.
>What's scary is that people actually watch this overrated trash.
>What's scary is that people actually watch this "I'm 14 and this is deep" trash.

>>282946251
I just want to have someone read it for me so I know what to look forward to being animated in a few years. I'll only be assed to read whatever shitty translation's online if someone says something very intriguing about it and I have to verify details for myself.

>>282946553
It's scary that there are people who don't like monogatari

>>282944450 (OP)
Sengoku killing snakes with no fear and putting them upon that tree.

In hanamonogatari Roka Numachi who listens to problems and pretends to understand instead she is enjoying it, which has real life paralells in real life

>>282944450 (OP)
When Araragi meets Kaiki for the first time and when Karen confronts him

Both scenes have that feeling of when you meet a scary stranger. Specfically Karen confronting kaiki it felt like a nightmare you had when you were a child visually

And Kaki seeing Karen as a mere child not taking her seriously

>>282947521
You could probably find a real world equivalent to Nadeko nailing snakes to a tree. I could totally see an edgy middle school girl doing that, especially in a superstitious place like Japan where there might be a ritual attached.

I think the idea there can be a genderflipped mirror of yourself that is incredibly hot but reacts with
>geh
during physical contact is incredibly scary.

>>282947521
More Nadeko snake catching soon

>>282948513
Imagine rubbing Ougi's buds

>>282944450 (OP)
Shinobu

>>282944450 (OP)
I'm gonna go with this one.

>>282945315
Annoyed.

>>282949980
It would be scary to imagine that at any moment while you are sleeping, bathing, or even pissing together, she could just decide she is done with you and eat you.

>>282949476
geh

>>282949476
heg

https://youtu.be/Kvrb3-KGdYY?t=8

The way she says his full name is too sexy for some reason

>>282951515
spooky booty

>>282945315
>How would you feel if a naked vampire girl attacked you in the bath?
I would cry.

>>282951515
It is interesting how most characters address Araragi so formally.

>>282944534
Good thing Ougi isn't a woman.

>>282951646
Ougi is whatever you want them to be

>>282951589
Butt floating is honestly so great. Only Shaft is cultured enough to actually animate such a thing.

>>282951611
I think it's everyone but Ougi, Izuko, Senjou (after the drive date) and Tooe (completely unsure). Shinobu is also a special case where she never calls him anything close to a given name.

>>282951811
Shinobu understands the power of names the best. She calls him master not only out of love and understanding, but also out of necessity. This is why she will still call him master even when he tells her she doesn't need to.

>>282951951
She halls him master, servant, you (archaic/rude), kin etc etc

>>282952059
I want a lolibaba so bad. Either she speaks like some 18th century Scottish girl or she speaks like a Southern Belle. Those are the two older English accents I'd think would be the sexiest.

Why is everyone watching this always expecting a big fight for many of the series "showdowns". It has some violent scenes but it never tried to do big fights outside of Kizu, and even then they were entirely unconventional. I don't think anyone ever got their way by beating someone in a fight in this and it was always consistent with it.
Like, people expect big fights with Kaiki, Kabuki Kiss-Shot, Godeko, Tadatsuru, Ougi etc etc

live

>>282952902
Fights typically involve characters using their brains to the max to try to outmaneuver each other.

>>282954246
https://youtu.be/87CQa4GGPHM?t=35
脳

>>282954441
Man, I must've blacked out during this scene as I forgot that she did that. I still really would like to see Araragi beat her someday.

>>282954867
Hmm unsure if TV version had it if you watched that.

>>282954976
I watched all BD. I remembered the fight scene and Araragi having a lot of injuries. I just didn't remember how crazily she fought.

>>282955009
There is a reason why he never stops being uneasy around her or when people mention her.

>>282955046
I can fix her

>>282955170
Fix what, she's chill most of the time. Would probably break your pelvis during reverse cowgirl but what can you do.

Ougi san desu
https://files.catbox.moe/ebaugv.mp4

>>282944450 (OP)
Maraganger, I know it's you. Stop posting and start making videos.

>>282955330
Idk why my videos are doing that when I convert them lately

>>282955331
I don't know what a maraganger is and when I search it I only see a faggot. Wrong thread?

>>282955330
Boydeko is so sweet

>>282955265
Fun fact, reverse cowgirl is the position responsible for the most penile fractures.

>>282954976
>>282955170
She's perfect the way she is

>>282955463
It doesn't surprise me.
I was speaking from experience, not a break but got scared at some point

>>282955463
Isn't that the one where you get to see her butt? Sad, but at least there is still doggystyle.

>>282955436
>>282955463
Boydeko reverse cowgirl

>>282956248
Her best part is her ass. I sadly don't have images of it.

Which Monogatari would you spank and which would like it?

>>282956921
Doll. She would fall in love with me

>>282956921
Monkey. Monkey.

I think Hitagi and Sodachi would like being spanked too

>>282957052
>Wow, you are such a pervert devil boy
>Spanking a young girl, you should be checked out
>This, feeling is actually a little nice
>Yay!
>Keep it up devil boy!

>>282957520
No she would only be making little noise and blushing when I hit her fat butt

>>282957295
You'd get poked by their boney pelvises

>>282958320
Maybe it is plump enough to cushion your hand...

>>282958830
Very good cushion for my pelvis

>>282958897
This is what butts were made for after all.

>>282958897
Mystichan is trying her best to look cute but I never see anyone talk about how fun the job is.

Getting killed
By Shinobu
Would be nice

>>282951515
I love her laugh

>>282957520
Fixed, what was that thing anyways?

>>282960209
Belly

>>282960209
What is the difference? Was there something hidden in the image I posted?

>>282960251
This hot dog thing

>>282960251
Nevermind I see. Yeah, it did look a bit weird in a way and the fix artistically is probably better.
>>282960242
Is right about it being the belly I think

>>282944450 (OP)
Ougi is cute, C-U-T-E

>>282960277
It's her belly you faggot

>>282960277
I don't think the artist knows how to draw that area. There is a version where she isn't wearing panties though and I think it looked more normal. But the anatomy in general is strange and the panties seem to go nowhere on the front of her body.

>>282960343
>oya oya

Here is the version more accurate to Yotsugi's character.
https://files.catbox.moe/lgd5pa.jpg

>>282960343
I want to unwrap this Ougi

If it goes up, you're a Monogatari fan. If it stays limp...

>>282962849
Clothes say boy but hips still say girl

>>282961791
Wtf I live escargot now

>>282961791
I'm up right now.

>>282962988
Mayoi big butt

>>282960393
>>282960322
>>282960327
It should be darker then. Still doesn’t look right

>>282946553
>"I'm 14 and this is deep"
Literally generic npc phrase.

>>282963237
That looks good

>>282963237
I wonder how she'd react if I poked that dip at the top of her panties.

Need doll wife

Tell me about Meme. Is he the final boss of the gym?

>>282963749
Nisio will likely always find a way to make him relevant again. It is way too easy of a later addition that feels intentional, which is the main way he writes a lot of Monogatari. Maybe there will be some dire situation and we'll find out that he is the only one of the specialists that truly has Araragi's back (I suppose Kabuki already hinted at this).

>>282951515
I'm going to personally kill every single poster who enthiccens a slim character with my own two hands.

>>282963804
I didn't say it earlier but that Ougi image did kind of piss me off. Monogatari characters have unfairly huge asses and wide hips. But it isn't that big. It ruins Ougi's unique form.