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Is your waifu actually good irl wife material?
Anonymous No.282952899 [Report] >>282991251 >>283002629
Yes. She's a virgin so I can mold her into my perfect wife.
Anonymous No.282952921 [Report] >>282953161
Dozens of men
Hundreds of dogs
Maybe more
Anonymous No.282953161 [Report] >>282954327 >>282992607
>>282952921
That's the best part
https://files.catbox.moe/g4hvzv.png
Anonymous No.282953179 [Report] >>282955222 >>283013530
>>282952863 (OP)
i doubt, but it's the intent that counts
Anonymous No.282953377 [Report] >>282992654
>>282952863 (OP)
Yeah, nothing better than shitting myself in fear and dying right after. I'd be the happiest husband on earth.
Anonymous No.282953418 [Report] >>282991251
Yes, I think Kyouko actually has all the best qualities to be a great mother too, I could totally see her being really care free with our kids and encouraging them to never let stuff get them down and keep trying and also scolding them when they do bad stuff too, I feel like they'd also really look up to her to because she'd be cool too.
Anonymous No.282953446 [Report] >>282956160
>>282952863 (OP)
>actually good irl wife material?
kys realitard
Anonymous No.282953481 [Report] >>282956842
Anonymous No.282953497 [Report] >>282953733
Yes, she would instantly improve the life of anyone she was married to, she would make life positive, happy, fulfilling, and my balls would be drained at all times.
Anonymous No.282953733 [Report] >>282966155
>>282953497
Whore
Anonymous No.282953995 [Report] >>282966537
>>282952863 (OP)
Yes, she's the best woman in the world
Anonymous No.282954327 [Report] >>282955928
>>282953161
This looks out of character.
She enjoyed it.
Anonymous No.282955222 [Report] >>282955913 >>282979111 >>282982197
>>282953179
Now-as much as I fantasize about charming the “kind, responsible, yet desperate Christmas cake that for some reason keeps getting dumped like a sack of potatoes” as an youthful, earnest lover, in real life someone like that would be on SSRIs and probably evil.
Anonymous No.282955913 [Report] >>282957914 >>282981151
>>282955222
Nyamo isn’t a cake.
Anonymous No.282955928 [Report] >>282963301 >>282964321
>>282954327
How do you know?
Anonymous No.282956160 [Report] >>282956932 >>282974176 >>282981676
>>282952863 (OP)
>>282953446
Why is Holo such a perfect wife? Fantastic personality, breathtakingly beautiful, smoking hot, and the best person to be with.
Anonymous No.282956842 [Report]
>>282953481
Anonymous No.282956932 [Report] >>282959888
>>282956160
She's genuinely fun to be around and is smart. Plus that petite body is my weakness.
Anonymous No.282957914 [Report]
>>282955913
You don’t know what that expression means
Anonymous No.282959888 [Report] >>282960037
>>282956932
Wolf seggd
Anonymous No.282960037 [Report]
>>282959888
VULPA SEXO
Anonymous No.282960210 [Report] >>282960683
I think Nero would be fun to be with yeah
Anonymous No.282960408 [Report]
Apple diarrhea.
Anonymous No.282960683 [Report]
>>282960210
You'd get keked nonstop. Atleast she's an amazing lay certainly.
Anonymous No.282962059 [Report] >>282962853 >>282963761 >>282963792 >>282968258
Amazing cook, amazing fluff, amazing hugs, yes, she'd be one.
Anonymous No.282962177 [Report]
There are furries in this very thread...
Every single one of them... Damn yiffing Narutard motherfuckers
Only BEAST you are going to get fucked by is me and THE MACHINE, ripping your crypto currency ad shit fur site a NEW ASS.
Business? With me? I'm like Heisenberg. I cook the shit MYSELF
depressed retard No.282962853 [Report]
>>282962059
>Amazing cook
Anon uhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.282963301 [Report] >>282967649
>>282955928
She's a bitch in heat
Anonymous No.282963761 [Report]
>>282962059
Cute husband you got there
Anonymous No.282963792 [Report]
>>282962059
>she
Anon uhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.282964321 [Report] >>282967649
>>282955928
I was first
Anonymous No.282964506 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Anon, your wife is used goods.
Anonymous No.282964539 [Report] >>282964781 >>282965420 >>282991251 >>282999580
Yes.
Anonymous No.282964781 [Report]
>>282964539
Ah my spaceship wife
Anonymous No.282965412 [Report] >>282992634
>>282952863 (OP)
Yes, she's kind, modest, smart, rich, beautiful and skilled at all kinds of things from singing to sewing. She's just about as perfect as it gets.
Anonymous No.282965420 [Report]
>>282964539
>forgotten seasonal waifu
Anonymous No.282966114 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
>natural and flawless japanese beauty
>big boobs
>can cook and extremely skilled at housework
>birth giving hips
I want to marry Nashiko and live with her in the rural side and have a lot of children.
Anonymous No.282966155 [Report]
>>282953733
Incel
Anonymous No.282966537 [Report]
>>282953995
I want a childwife so bad...
Anonymous No.282967649 [Report] >>282967796
>>282963301
>>282964321
SLANDER
Anonymous No.282967701 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Is she even fertile?
But at least she loves children
Anonymous No.282967722 [Report]
Probably, seems motherly enough.
Anonymous No.282967796 [Report] >>282967930
>>282952863 (OP)
>>282967649
SLUT
Anonymous No.282967930 [Report] >>282967968
>>282967796
That's a good actually
Anonymous No.282967968 [Report] >>282968053
>>282967930
>Korbo using her millennia of experience to blow Lawrence's mind and destroy his penis
Anonymous No.282968053 [Report] >>282968414 >>282977891
>>282967968
I doubt anyone could keep up with her
Anonymous No.282968258 [Report]
>>282962059
>Can't cook
>Dirty
>Afraid of intimacy
>Not even sure that plappable
Anonymous No.282968414 [Report]
>>282968053
I want to try and be part of her body count
Anonymous No.282969168 [Report] >>282969923
cucks should kill themselves
Anonymous No.282969923 [Report]
>>282969168
?
Anonymous No.282970472 [Report]
I'm Lawrence btw
Anonymous No.282970699 [Report] >>282973089
>>282952863 (OP)
As if the answer for over-achieving über genius, smoking hot babe, nerdy closet perv shitposter and pure sweetheart Kurisu could be anything other than a loud and emphatic "YES". She's even rich on top of everything.
Anonymous No.282970899 [Report] >>282971913 >>283053786
My wife Chino is so cute.
Anonymous No.282971480 [Report] >>282992569
I'm those wolves that gangraped her btw
Anonymous No.282971913 [Report] >>282972002
>>282970899
Gochiusa is quite possibly the worst anime of all time.
Anonymous No.282972002 [Report] >>282972174
>>282971913
You are the dumbest retard in all of /a/. You don't deserve oxygen.
Anonymous No.282972029 [Report] >>282974530
Inside of Horo there are two wolves.
Anonymous No.282972174 [Report] >>282972268
>>282972002
For telling the truth? It's fetishistic garbage.
Anonymous No.282972268 [Report]
>>282972174
>fetishistic
Kek. You have clearly never watched even one minute of the show.
Anonymous No.282973089 [Report] >>282973882
>>282970699
Daddy issues.
Anonymous No.282973882 [Report] >>282974131
>>282973089
Her rocky relationship with her father isn't her fault.
Anonymous No.282974067 [Report] >>282977438 >>282991251 >>282999110 >>283002867
>>282952863 (OP)
Yes, genuinely and to the point that the main reason she can't exist in the real world isn't that she's a fictional 2D cute elf girl, but that women with this many positive wife material qualities simply cannot exist in reality.
Anonymous No.282974131 [Report]
>>282973882
Holy shit that art is so fucking bad. Like seriously, do people actually consider something like that to be an anime girl?
Anonymous No.282974176 [Report] >>282974668 >>283019207
>>282956160
>and the best person to be with
She seems the type that will eventually get bored unless she receives constant 24/7 mental and physical stimulation. Not really wife material.
Anonymous No.282974530 [Report]
>>282972029
Three*
In all holes
Anonymous No.282974668 [Report] >>283002206
>>282974176
Why are you completely ignoring her happy marriage to Lawrence with both of them settling down?
Anonymous No.282974721 [Report] >>282981331 >>282988254 >>282991251
ofc she is, she's perfect
Anonymous No.282977438 [Report]
>>282974067
best girl
Anonymous No.282977891 [Report]
>>282968053
Stupid sexy fertility goddess
Anonymous No.282978177 [Report] >>283029417
She's a degenerate fujo shut-in, but I would still marry her anyways.
Anonymous No.282978265 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Yeah that's like half of the appeal
Anonymous No.282978340 [Report] >>282978397 >>282980244 >>282980336 >>282991251 >>282996647 >>283000337 >>283004082 >>283005063 >>283005435 >>283006107 >>283013382 >>283029417 >>283036108 >>283037176 >>283038938
Would you share your wife with another anon?
Anonymous No.282978397 [Report] >>282978513 >>282991251
>>282978340
Maybe...
Anonymous No.282978513 [Report] >>282978587
>>282978397
Very cute.
Anonymous No.282978567 [Report]
I would never be bored that's for sure
Anonymous No.282978587 [Report] >>282978681
>>282978513
I just think it would be fun
Anonymous No.282978681 [Report] >>282978935
>>282978587
It would be, nothing wrong with spicing things up every once in awhile.
Anonymous No.282978935 [Report] >>282979055 >>282979404
>>282978681
I just hope that Kumiko herself would be okay with it.
Anonymous No.282979055 [Report] >>282979404 >>282979560
>>282978935
I think she would be willing to try it if you asked her really sweetly since she'd want to make you happy, and after that I bet she'd realize she enjoys it as much as you do.
Anonymous No.282979111 [Report] >>283037491
>>282955222
>t.obese incel
Anonymous No.282979135 [Report] >>282980216
Anonymous No.282979404 [Report] >>282979560 >>282979674
>>282978935
>>282979055
I want to netorase you two
Anonymous No.282979560 [Report] >>282979653 >>282979674
>>282979055
>after that I bet she'd realize she enjoys it as much as you do.
That would be the dream
>>282979404
Netorase is based
Anonymous No.282979653 [Report]
>>282979560
>Netorase is based
It is but I'm afraidKumiko would get corrupted very easily
Anonymous No.282979674 [Report] >>282979937 >>282980122
>>282979404
But I wanted to NTS that anon!
>>282979560
Kumiko is a very cute and wholesome girl so I bet she'd love to show her naughty side.
Anonymous No.282979937 [Report]
>>282979674
We can just tag-team her togeter
Anonymous No.282980102 [Report] >>282996647 >>282999028
She is the best waifu
Anonymous No.282980122 [Report] >>282980248
>>282979674
I would love to help awaken that side of her. She would be the perfect girl, being a great house wife and being naughty behind closed doors.
Anonymous No.282980216 [Report]
>>282979135
>willing to marry abrasive retard who knocks her up and immediately goes off on 30 year space adventure so some corp can mine more space rock
She deserved better bros.
Anonymous No.282980244 [Report]
>>282978340
Yes.
Anonymous No.282980248 [Report] >>282980576
>>282980122
It's very gap moe, right? She'd be the sweetest most perfect seeming girl to everybody else, with only us knowing about her hidden side. Nothing would ignite your love for her than waking up the morning after "that" and seeing your Kumiko back in wife mode and cooking you breakfast.
Anonymous No.282980336 [Report]
>>282978340
my wife is MINE
Anonymous No.282980576 [Report] >>282980677 >>282980710
>>282980248
The gab moe aspect would be great, plus getting the benefits from both sides of her
>Nothing would ignite your love for her than waking up the morning after "that" and seeing your Kumiko back in wife mode and cooking you breakfast.
You're already making me love her more by imagining such a wholesome scene
Anonymous No.282980643 [Report] >>282980714
Anonymous No.282980677 [Report] >>282981086
>>282980576
With who would you sare her with?
Anonymous No.282980710 [Report] >>282981086
>>282980576
Wholesome is best, the job of the third person is to bring the couple closer, I think! That tingling sensation you feel in the bedroom like she's being pulled away from you will only make you two snap back closer than ever.
Anonymous No.282980714 [Report]
>>282980643
Yamamoto is better in every possible way.
Anonymous No.282980745 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Fattest ass award
Anonymous No.282980815 [Report] >>282985632 >>282991251
>>282952863 (OP)
Absolutely.
Loyal? check.
Sexy? check.
A big sweetheart? Check.
Cute smile? Check.
Anonymous No.282981086 [Report] >>282981218
>>282980677
I kind of go back and forth between wanting it to be another /a/non or someone who is completely different from me
>>282980710
>That tingling sensation you feel in the bedroom like she's being pulled away from you will only make you two snap back closer than ever.
That fear of losing her and being claimed by someone else would make our time together even more intimate
Anonymous No.282981151 [Report]
>>282955913
She was considering an arranged marriage.
Anonymous No.282981218 [Report] >>282982420 >>282993840
>>282981086
I wouldn't worry about it too much, Kumiko loves you too much to let herself be claimed by an /a/non like me... right? Even if I took her on a few days long vacation with just the two of us I know she'd be smooching on you the moment I brought her back home.
Anonymous No.282981331 [Report] >>282982280
>>282974721
This, but her sister.
Anonymous No.282981676 [Report]
>>282956160
used up
Anonymous No.282982197 [Report] >>282982318
>>282955222
>in real life
Anonymous No.282982280 [Report]
>>282981331
This, but both.
Anonymous No.282982318 [Report]
>>282982197
Re-read the OP you illiterate nigger.
Anonymous No.282982420 [Report] >>282982652 >>282982925
>>282981218
A whole vacation with only you two would be a step up. People there would think you two are a couple!
I can't deny seeing her after you come back and hearing your stories would amazing...
Anonymous No.282982652 [Report] >>282982925 >>282988048
>>282982420
I won't lie, I'd love to hold hands and kiss her in public like that, but we might just keep that part of the trip between us two... but I'm sure she'd love to whisper what we were up to in your ear all night long.
Anonymous No.282982925 [Report] >>282983864 >>282983865
>>282982420
>>282982652
GET A ROOM FAGGOTS
Anonymous No.282983864 [Report]
>>282982925
I like it when anos are shameless
Anonymous No.282983865 [Report] >>282984532
>>282982925
I wouldn't mind that.
Anonymous No.282984532 [Report] >>282984749
>>282983865
Rentig a room to share her with us?
Anonymous No.282984749 [Report] >>282986097
>>282984532
I'm not the cuck Kumikoposter unfortunately, but that does sound hot.
Anonymous No.282985632 [Report] >>282988514
>>282980815
Beyond disappointing she can't get pregnant (by a human)
Anonymous No.282986097 [Report] >>282986307
>>282984749
I just want what's best for anon's HS sweetheart
Anonymous No.282986307 [Report] >>282987012
>>282986097
She deserves to know what it feels like to wrap her arms, and lock her legs around, another man, keeping her all to himself just wouldn't be fair.
Anonymous No.282986333 [Report]
Obviously, yes.
Anonymous No.282987012 [Report] >>282987199
>>282986307
>man
Men*
Anonymous No.282987199 [Report]
>>282987012
Every anon here. At the same time.
Anonymous No.282987873 [Report]
perfect wife
Anonymous No.282988048 [Report]
>>282982652
Constantly playfully teasing me about it the whole week after. Leaving out details to make my mind run wild.
Anonymous No.282988254 [Report]
>>282974721
This, but her mother
Anonymous No.282988336 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Yes, what's the point of having a waifu if she's not wife material?
Anonymous No.282988514 [Report]
>>282985632
My understanding is that once the Sex Fiend skill levels up high enough, you can bypass that limitation.
It'll be my husbandly duty to achieve this.
Anonymous No.282989320 [Report]
Gimme wallpapers of Korbo!
Anonymous No.282990764 [Report]
In most people's eyes, no. In my eyes, she's perfection.
The fact that she runs a brothel is part of who she is.
Anonymous No.282991251 [Report] >>282992459 >>283003624 >>283008207
>>282952863 (OP)
Trash taste and used goods.
>>282952899
Mio is a very good girl. You can save her before she turns into an art slut.
>>282953418
She's a homeless 14 years old. Kyouko has much more important matters to settle before she can think about becoming a wife. There is a lot of fixing to do here.
>>282964539
Seasonal cum dumpster. A big metaphor for a serial slut who is ready to settle down.
>>282974067
Facts.
>>282974721
A hot girl from a good action show. Not wife material.
>>282978340
Amazing taste wasted in a cuck post.
>>282978397
Cute wife. Should not be shared. It's a crime that cucks have the best taste so far.
>>282980815
She's too perfect and not in a good way. She's virgin sex slave who is happy about her position, falls immediately for the generic self insert, is loyal but agrees doesn't mind him fucking other girls in front of her and never display any semblance of personality. I'm a defender of girls who are considered to "plan" and "boring" by normalfags, but this one is a bit too much. She feels more like a talking onahola than a fictional character.
Anonymous No.282992459 [Report]
>>282991251
>Trash taste and used goods
You are a ridiculously flagrant homosexual.
Anonymous No.282992522 [Report] >>282992543
Holo is not my waifu because my waifu chose me in my dream and waifus choose you and not the other way around. I love my waifu very much.
If it was the other way around and people chose their waifu, mine might be Holo.
Love me some Holo.
Anonymous No.282992543 [Report] >>282992611
>>282992522
You seem proud of how beautiful she is.
Anonymous No.282992569 [Report]
>>282971480
I was your alpha btw, my dick went in her first before yours did
Anonymous No.282992595 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
She would be clumsy at first but eventually be amazing.
Anonymous No.282992607 [Report]
>>282953161
wouldnt she be in her wolf form for it?
Anonymous No.282992611 [Report] >>282992632
>>282992543
I wouldn't say that since Holo isn't my waifu, but for me it's not just her looks, although she's beautiful with a lovely, petite body.
Her intelligence and wisdom and her teasing, bantering, smug, haughty personality, combined with the power that her wolf form gives her... drive me absolutely wild.
11/10 would be stepped on by.
Anonymous No.282992632 [Report]
>>282992611
Who's your waifu? Do you feel the same for her?
Anonymous No.282992634 [Report] >>282992879
>>282965412
do you just have a wetting fetish?
i dont mind if you do, i just gotta know because you can find a million of this bitch in anime. but she's the only one who predictably wets herself.
Anonymous No.282992646 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
>is your waifu actually good wife material
Definitely not. I don't think she has time for anyone without 180+ IQ and a science PHD, but even if she were willing to entertain a sort of Pinky and the Brain situation with me, we'd probably have a lot of tangles with law enforcement; her for trying to take over the world all the time and me for marrying an 11 year old. I also don't think I could support the construction and upkeep of an evil laboratory on my salary. Also I think she might be gay.
Anonymous No.282992654 [Report] >>282998696
>>282953377
how'd you get this picture of my wife?
Anonymous No.282992788 [Report] >>282994800 >>282994956
A properly tamed tsundere is the best wife
Anonymous No.282992879 [Report] >>282992949
>>282992634
I'm not really into pee per se. What made me fall for her was her determination to pursue her dream despite her incontinence, and her selfless inner courage. This scene was the exact moment where I fell in love with her.
Anonymous No.282992949 [Report] >>282993007
>>282992879
i'm happy you were able to find your waifu.
are you the same anon who requests her from the weekend draw threads?
Anonymous No.282993007 [Report]
>>282992949
Yes, that's right.
Anonymous No.282993840 [Report]
>>282981218
She looks pretty cute in that.
Anonymous No.282993843 [Report] >>282995001
Mai waifu is cute in glasses.
Anonymous No.282994800 [Report]
>>282992788
True words
Anonymous No.282994956 [Report]
>>282992788
Anonymous No.282995001 [Report] >>282995493
>>282993843
Makes a good gym teacher too.
Anonymous No.282995493 [Report]
>>282995001
Super handy to have around when you need to split some chopsticks as well.
Anonymous No.282996647 [Report] >>282997200 >>283000629
>>282978340
I do it all the time and it's really fun. Anons truly adore her. See >>282980102
Anonymous No.282996651 [Report] >>282996941
Kumiko's reaction to this thread would be "geh."
Anonymous No.282996941 [Report] >>282996946
>>282996651
What emotion is "geh"?
Anonymous No.282996946 [Report]
>>282996941
combination of disgust and annoyance
Anonymous No.282997200 [Report] >>282997253
>>282996647
I used to have a huge crush on her when I was a teenager.
Anonymous No.282997212 [Report]
I'm not sharing anything with you cucks
Anonymous No.282997253 [Report] >>282997302
>>282997200
Same, I just never let go of that initial crush. She's both cute and sexy
Anonymous No.282997302 [Report] >>282997340
>>282997253
Oh she's totally adorable. Easily my fav tsunderie.
Anonymous No.282997333 [Report] >>282997526
>>282952863 (OP)
Difficult wife, but I like 'em powerful
Anonymous No.282997340 [Report] >>282997388
>>282997302
You're missing out not making her your wife in your earlier years.
Anonymous No.282997388 [Report]
>>282997340
You think so? Maybe. I still enjoy admiring her from time to time.
Anonymous No.282997526 [Report]
>>282997333
What a beauty. You've got a lot to be proud of.
Anonymous No.282998062 [Report]
>waifu thread
>half of the posts are two NTRfags erping
Every second the j*nnoids permit /trash/ to exist on this website instead of eradicating it off the face of the earth is a crime against humanity.
Anonymous No.282998696 [Report]
>>282992654
Why wouldn't I have pictures of my wife?
Anonymous No.282999028 [Report]
>>282980102
>Taiga
>Good wife
Pick one.
Anonymous No.282999060 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Yes, 1000 times Yes.
Anonymous No.282999110 [Report]
>>282974067
Oh, I got beat to it, but you're 200% right. I would definitely burn down half of a Royal capital killing man, women and child for her.
Anonymous No.282999580 [Report] >>282999990
>>282964539
Size of a lake, maybe more
Anonymous No.282999990 [Report] >>283016983
>>282999580
Strange pokemon.
Anonymous No.283000337 [Report]
>>282978340
Yes
Anonymous No.283000589 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
She's loyal, kind, disciplined, and cheeky so yes
Anonymous No.283000629 [Report]
>>282996647
Cute Taiga and Taiga sharing anon!
Anonymous No.283000788 [Report] >>283001170
/a/non wifeswapping...
Anonymous No.283001065 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Hell yeah
Anonymous No.283001170 [Report] >>283001345
>>283000788
Sharing is caring anon
Anonymous No.283001345 [Report]
>>283001170
Yes it is.
Anonymous No.283001752 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Perfect wife material.
Anonymous No.283002120 [Report] >>283002229
>>282952863 (OP)
Yes. I think of her everyday.
Anonymous No.283002141 [Report]
Yes
Anonymous No.283002206 [Report] >>283003402 >>283003456
>>282974668
Because Lawrence has the character to stimulate her. I know she would have abandon me on day 3 because I'm just a random autistic man
Anonymous No.283002229 [Report] >>283002464
>>283002120
WHORE
Anonymous No.283002464 [Report]
>>283002229
but enough about your mother
Anonymous No.283002629 [Report]
>>282952899
>She's a virgin
Doubt.
Anonymous No.283002867 [Report]
>>282974067
I liked Sylphiette better with green hair and before she became a hag. We were robbed of such a cutie.
Anonymous No.283003402 [Report] >>283003632
>>283002206
I'm not even sure about Lawrence desu. At some point he'll fail a deal and she'll just leave him with his throat cut in an alley, go back to getting railed by wolves or whatever she was doing before.
Anonymous No.283003456 [Report] >>283004258
>>283002206
We should create our own waifus.
Anonymous No.283003516 [Report] >>283004080 >>283013317
Anonymous No.283003624 [Report] >>283007925
>>282991251
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Anonymous No.283003632 [Report]
>>283003402
>half of the book plots are centered around Lawrence fucking up and needing to figure a way out
>settle down with Holo in the end still
>have tons of sex and a kid
>start a whole business together
>anon still doubts holo
Just say you want to get cucked and I'll fuck your mom
Anonymous No.283004080 [Report] >>283004184
>>283003516
SEX
Anonymous No.283004082 [Report]
>>282978340
Share in what way? Share as in pictures?
Anonymous No.283004101 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
Made for motherhood
Anonymous No.283004184 [Report] >>283004716
>>283004080
Extremely sex!
Anonymous No.283004258 [Report]
>>283003456
I just end up with daughterfus when I do that, we have to create waifus for each other
Anonymous No.283004349 [Report]
She's pretty and feminine, has girly hobbies like baking and making coffee, cares a lot about her loved ones, willing to give her life for those she loves, takes care of her body and is sweet and polite. Yeah, she makes a great wife.
Anonymous No.283004716 [Report]
>>283004184
Sexy pantsu for a sexy wife
Anonymous No.283004788 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
for me shes perfect in every way

don't change my ming
Anonymous No.283005063 [Report] >>283005230
>>282978340
I'm not even a real cuck. Some girls are just made for gangbangs. Even better if it's a cool anon bro that helps out.
Anonymous No.283005230 [Report]
>>283005063
Based
Anonymous No.283005435 [Report] >>283005670
>>282978340
Nothing wrong with helping other anons get some
Anonymous No.283005632 [Report]
Yup. VERY attractive and goes into heat, and is a demi human so she is naturally self conscious and would be very dependent.
Anonymous No.283005639 [Report]
Anonymous No.283005641 [Report] >>283005712 >>283005758 >>283005999 >>283006000 >>283006037 >>283006062 >>283006772
How many kids would you ideally have with your waifu? For me it's Yunyun, and probably around 6-8.
Anonymous No.283005670 [Report] >>283005754
>>283005435
I've done unspeakable things to a body pillow of your wife
Anonymous No.283005712 [Report]
>>283005641
3
Anonymous No.283005754 [Report]
>>283005670
How do you even do dirty things to a pillow? Just rub your dick in it? Stick an onahole in?
Anonymous No.283005758 [Report]
>>283005641
Two
Anonymous No.283005999 [Report] >>283006015 >>283041442
>>283005641
A small family of my last 2 digits might suffice for Megumin.
Anonymous No.283006000 [Report]
>>283005641
as much as possible
Anonymous No.283006015 [Report]
>>283005999
Sugoi
Anonymous No.283006037 [Report]
>>283005641
Two. If it's a girl, we'd name her Ichigo. If it's a boy, Yuuma.
Anonymous No.283006062 [Report]
>>283005641
As many as her body can handle
Anonymous No.283006107 [Report] >>283006158 >>283006224
>>282978340
Don't do this!
Once you start, it's only a matter of time until things turn gay.
Anonymous No.283006158 [Report] >>283006321 >>283006384
>>283006107
It's only gay if the balls touch.
Which I'd be more than willing to let happen, but that's just incidental.
Anonymous No.283006224 [Report] >>283006321 >>283006337 >>283006384 >>283006460 >>283006588 >>283038938
>>283006107
That's a risk I am willing to take
Anonymous No.283006321 [Report]
>>283006158
>>283006224
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
These two anons used to be perfectly normal waifufags. Now, they like cock.
Don't let it be you!
Anonymous No.283006337 [Report]
>>283006224
Why would you ever share your waifu dude
Anonymous No.283006384 [Report] >>283006578 >>283007035
>>283006158
>>283006224
>both black haired, slutty, naive JCs
Am I noticing a trend?
Anonymous No.283006460 [Report] >>283006529 >>283006578
>>283006224
Don't do it anon, before you know it you'll be slurping another's man cum out of your waifu's pussy
Anonymous No.283006529 [Report]
>>283006460
Hot
Anonymous No.283006578 [Report]
>>283006384
Seems like you are onto something
>>283006460
Oh no that sounds so bad!
Anonymous No.283006588 [Report] >>283006659
>>283006224
Saten has the best doujins
Anonymous No.283006634 [Report] >>283006658 >>283006739
I'd let anon put on Saten's Blu-ray and let things develop from there.
Anonymous No.283006658 [Report]
>>283006634
Anonymous No.283006659 [Report]
>>283006588
I hope Asou draws her again soon
Anonymous No.283006739 [Report] >>283006801
>>283006634
What is the worst that could happen?
Anonymous No.283006772 [Report]
>>283005641
I don't know if it's a good choice. Her house is a brothel with a Lovecraftian monster in the basement, and she's duty-bound to stay there. Not a good place for that.
Anonymous No.283006801 [Report] >>283006861
>>283006739
He might only have one onahole to use for the watch party and we'd have to share it
Anonymous No.283006861 [Report] >>283006897 >>283006951
>>283006801
There's nothing wrong with sharing your onahole with a friend, I've done that in the past...
Anonymous No.283006897 [Report]
>>283006861
Saten is the onahole
Anonymous No.283006951 [Report] >>283007065
>>283006861
Damn, lucky.
I mean, ew, what a faggot. That sounds super gay and I would only do that if I really needed to.
Anonymous No.283007035 [Report]
>>283006384
For some reason, this archetype attracts perpetually aroused anons.
Anonymous No.283007065 [Report] >>283007247
>>283006951
It was a pretty bad emergency and since we are bad at learning from our mistakes it happened a few times..
Anonymous No.283007141 [Report]
Anonymous No.283007244 [Report]
What happened to the other thread?
Anonymous No.283007247 [Report] >>283007307
>>283007065
I suppose if it's an emergency you have to make due.
Now I'm a bit worried I'm not properly prepared for a JC emergency requiring immediate onahole use while only one occupied one is available.
Anonymous No.283007267 [Report] >>283007488 >>283007789 >>283010447 >>283036009
>cute thread
>turns into homos ERPing
TFD
Anonymous No.283007307 [Report] >>283007379
>>283007247
If you are willing to lend me your onahole I could lend you a hand I guess...
Anonymous No.283007379 [Report]
>>283007307
I don't actually own one. Unless you have one, that hand you're offering might have to make due for that as well.
Anonymous No.283007488 [Report] >>283007587 >>283007694
>>283007267
The consequence of boards like /trash/, /soc/ and /lgbt/ being allowed to exist on 4chan and to infest the old boards.
Anonymous No.283007503 [Report]
What an interesting thread
Anonymous No.283007587 [Report] >>283007671 >>283008052 >>283009104
>>283007488
>Implying people haven't been thirsting after dickgirl here since this place started
Newfag
Anonymous No.283007671 [Report]
>>283007587
>dickgirl
No such thing. Stop projecting, you're just gay
Anonymous No.283007694 [Report] >>283008606
>>283007488
Those are containment boards be happy that we have them or we would see way more of this here.
Anonymous No.283007719 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
My FAT DOG WIFE Atago is sweet, loving, loyal, affectionate, possessive, teasing, charming and a little bit lewd. She'd be a perfect wife, hence why she's my WIFE.

I hope I live to see the day where I meet my real life Atago. I really do.
Anonymous No.283007789 [Report]
>>283007267
It's always that Saten faggot, who got the other thread deleted by posting porn.
Anonymous No.283007918 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
She's the best wife a 0-year old could possibly ever be!
>ITT
I never figured Satenfags would be homos, but it makes sense.
Anonymous No.283007925 [Report]
>>283003624
It's objective
Anonymous No.283008052 [Report] >>283008110
>>283007587
>implying this gaslight hasn’t existed since the dawn of time with faggots claiming shit that didn’t happen on sa
Anonymous No.283008110 [Report]
>>283008052
Traps were always popular. /b/ even went after 3D dickgirls.
Anonymous No.283008207 [Report]
>>282991251
>She's a homeless 14 years old
I'm gonna cum so fucking hard
Anonymous No.283008222 [Report] >>283008653
I think the NTSposting is hot.
Anonymous No.283008536 [Report] >>283008653
Anonymous No.283008606 [Report] >>283008693
>>283007694
Containment only exists if it's enforced. It is not, and a lot of the time it's knowingly and intentionally so.
Anonymous No.283008653 [Report] >>283008690 >>283008799
>>283008222
That swimsuit's also hot. Too bad it will be over when the thread ends.
Unless you guys want to set something up.
>>283008536
Great bikini.
Anonymous No.283008690 [Report]
>>283008653
Perfectly shows off her tummy
Anonymous No.283008693 [Report]
>>283008606
If it's intentional deleting these boards wouldn't help anyway
Anonymous No.283008727 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
For me, yes. But not a lot of men would be able to take her banter and teasing without feeling a little offended or disrespected.
Anonymous No.283008799 [Report] >>283008878
>>283008653
What do you mean by set something up?
Anonymous No.283008878 [Report] >>283009010
>>283008799
Somewhere to continue after the thread's gone. There's a hell of a lot to say.
Anonymous No.283009010 [Report] >>283009314
>>283008878
Sounds interesting, I guess I'd join something like that, after this thread is gone, of course.
Anonymous No.283009104 [Report]
>>283007587
Futas are great, dickgirls are gay.
Anonymous No.283009168 [Report]
Probably a bad idea but I'd do it anyway
Anonymous No.283009280 [Report]
She would be an incredibly faithful companion for all of time. She will give one a hard time if she doesn't get her snacks though. DFC already built in, want booba motorboat action, just requires a little blood.
Anonymous No.283009314 [Report] >>283009490
>>283009010
Anyone got a plan? I know I want to see more of this swimsuit.
Anonymous No.283009490 [Report] >>283009870 >>283011737
>>283009314
Make a /trash/ thread and see who follows.
Anonymous No.283009870 [Report]
>>283009490
You should do it
Anonymous No.283010029 [Report] >>283010205 >>283037565
Anonymous No.283010205 [Report] >>283010230
>>283010029
My favorite Symphogear, whose show I've never watched and have only masturbated to.
Anonymous No.283010230 [Report] >>283010336
>>283010205
Nothing wrong with that
Anonymous No.283010336 [Report]
>>283010230
There's more than one way to appreciate a character, I guess.
Anonymous No.283010447 [Report]
>>283007267
It makes me not want to participate.
Anonymous No.283011035 [Report]
Anonymous No.283011737 [Report] >>283011924
>>283009490
It lets us post less SFW images too.
Anonymous No.283011924 [Report] >>283011983
>>283011737
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Anonymous No.283011968 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
No.
I would despise her, detest her.
I hated this girl to such an extent that it came around, turning into love.
Anonymous No.283011983 [Report] >>283012052
>>283011924
You read my mind.
Anonymous No.283012052 [Report]
>>283011983
Fine...get in /ftt/ then.
Anonymous No.283013317 [Report]
>>283003516
An old man canonically touched her inappropriately
Anonymous No.283013382 [Report]
>>282978340
What does share mean? I would only show her off at most.
Anonymous No.283013530 [Report]
>>282953179
Would she be overly clingy for fear of getting divorced or disappointed married life isn't as perfect as she thinks it is having tried for so long?
Anonymous No.283014584 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
She is to me, and that's all that matters.
Anonymous No.283015385 [Report] >>283025948
>>282952863 (OP)
Yes she is
Anonymous No.283016983 [Report] >>283047900
>>282999990
Quintessence of pokemons!
Anonymous No.283018230 [Report] >>283018290 >>283018301 >>283018324 >>283033956
Why are so many anons fundamentally incapable of engaging with a discussion in a genuine way? Is it just total coombrain? Like why does a thread like this have to devolve into faggots ERP'ing their cuck fantasies.
Anonymous No.283018290 [Report]
>>283018230
cucks are mentally ill
Anonymous No.283018301 [Report]
>>283018230
the quality of the posters has chained too much in cent years
they don't live on this site, only visit
Anonymous No.283018324 [Report] >>283018387
>>283018230
Whatever your point is, your language suggests that you're a tourist.
Anonymous No.283018387 [Report]
>>283018324
Your language suggests you're a disingenuous faggot.
Anonymous No.283019207 [Report]
>>282974176
I give Horo my constant 24/7 love and attention, I think of her every waking hour and when I sleep I hug a Horo daki and dream of her
Anonymous No.283019728 [Report]
>hesitant, as if crossing a winter stream
>wary, as if afraid of her neighbors all around
>respectful, like a visiting guest
>yielding, like ice about to break off
>honest and genuine, like the uncarved block
>wide and open, like a valley
>unclear, like muddy water
She would make a good wife.
Anonymous No.283021437 [Report]
Anonymous No.283021830 [Report] >>283022106 >>283024476 >>283029122
>>282952863 (OP)
what if you pulled on her tail
Anonymous No.283022106 [Report]
>>283021830
She would be extremely horny
Anonymous No.283022640 [Report]
Even Kirino agrees
Anonymous No.283023150 [Report]
I'm ready to blow up buildings with my terrorist wife
Anonymous No.283024476 [Report]
>>283021830
Conulsive rectal orgasm
Anonymous No.283025872 [Report]
Anonymous No.283025948 [Report]
>>283015385
Got me to raise an eyebrow
Anonymous No.283026661 [Report] >>283028845
Seems so.
She is a very caring person.
She loves cute things, so she adores her children and pet. Loving, but strict when needs to, and only when needs to.
She is a very creative person, so she would put her all into making decorations, even if she lacks the handcrafting skills for it.
She is also very good at gardening.
Anonymous No.283027921 [Report]
Ingeneral in think yes
Anonymous No.283028845 [Report]
>>283026661
Be careful with the lesbian stalker though
Anonymous No.283029122 [Report] >>283037534
>>283021830
It would be extremely fluffy.
Anonymous No.283029364 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
I wouldn't expect her to be.
Anonymous No.283029417 [Report] >>283030485
>>282978177
You would BECAUSE she's a unwashed degenerate and you have terrible taste.
>>282978340
You're even worst
Anonymous No.283029551 [Report] >>283032143 >>283032233
>Bloodthirsty werewolf
What could go wrong?
Anonymous No.283030485 [Report]
>>283029417
>You're even worst
I think he's fine. It's not hurting anyone.
Anonymous No.283032143 [Report]
>>283029551
Isn't she a bit adventurous?
Anonymous No.283032233 [Report] >>283032282 >>283032325 >>283034195
>>283029551
ive rewritten her character to be a cumthirsty werewolf
Anonymous No.283032282 [Report]
>>283032233
based beyond belief
Anonymous No.283032325 [Report]
>>283032233
Sasuga ainz sama
Anonymous No.283033956 [Report]
>>283018230
Porn addiction
Anonymous No.283034195 [Report]
>>283032233
and you gave yourself a cock right?
Anonymous No.283035352 [Report]
>>282952863 (OP)
>makes Lawrence feel like she's cucking him including signing a literal marriage license with another man
>gaslights him into thinking it's his fault
She's a bit of a cunt
Anonymous No.283036009 [Report] >>283037392
you guys only like whores, disgusting
>>283007267
cuteposting is dead
Anonymous No.283036108 [Report]
>>282978340
holy shit why are zoomers like this? why do they need men and cuckshit to enjoy girls?
this place really is dead
Anonymous No.283037176 [Report]
>>282978340
She's my waifu, as in wife. She is mine and mine alone
Anonymous No.283037392 [Report]
>>283036009
Be the cuteposter you want to see in the world
Anonymous No.283037450 [Report]
yes. no question.
Anonymous No.283037491 [Report]
>>282979111
>gets thrvth nvked
>starts projecting
a story as old as time
Anonymous No.283037534 [Report]
>>283029122
...for me.
Anonymous No.283037565 [Report] >>283038807 >>283038950
>>283010029
Is it ethical for a retard to be this sexy?
Anonymous No.283038807 [Report]
>>283037565
I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
Anonymous No.283038938 [Report] >>283039022 >>283045326
>>282952863 (OP)
For sure. She's extremely loving and she can cook.

>>282978340
>>283006224
Somehow I have this feeling that only China's husbands can get away with this.
Anonymous No.283038950 [Report]
>>283037565
Stupidity is unattractive, she's gotta make up for it somehow
Anonymous No.283039022 [Report]
>>283038938
*Chino's husbands
Fuck autocorrect
Anonymous No.283040172 [Report] >>283040534
Bump
Anonymous No.283040534 [Report] >>283043067 >>283043974
>>283040172
Waifu threads always die whenever I come in and post mine. Already happened way too many times to be a coincidence.
Anonymous No.283041442 [Report]
>>283005999
checked
pregumin confirmed
Anonymous No.283043067 [Report] >>283045326
>>283040534
Who is she?
Anonymous No.283043974 [Report] >>283045160
>>283040534
This thread got ruined after a few cucks started e-roleplaying
Anonymous No.283045160 [Report] >>283046117
>>283043974
It comes with the territory.
Anonymous No.283045326 [Report]
>>283043067
>>283038938
Anonymous No.283046117 [Report]
>>283045160
No it fucking doesn't.
Anonymous No.283046843 [Report] >>283047604
Funny how many of those anons I recognize from elsewhere.
Anonymous No.283047604 [Report] >>283047851
>>283046843
Like where? That's a nice bikini, too.
Anonymous No.283047851 [Report] >>283048849
>>283047604
Just another board... don't worry about it!
Anonymous No.283047900 [Report]
>>283016983
Anonymous No.283048849 [Report] >>283049123
>>283047851
Why not tell us more? I like what you're posting.
Anonymous No.283049123 [Report] >>283049299
>>283048849
Do I really need to? Pretty sure you already know what I'm talking about with how you're acting.
Anonymous No.283049299 [Report] >>283049443
>>283049123
I don't, but if there's more of what you're showing us there, I want to.
Anonymous No.283049443 [Report] >>283049468 >>283050900
>>283049299
I think you might be lying, and liars don't get attention, plus I'm a bit too busy for something involved like that.
Anonymous No.283049468 [Report]
>>283049443
I'm not, but have it your way.
Anonymous No.283050900 [Report]
>>283049443
I want
Anonymous No.283051586 [Report] >>283052758 >>283053743 >>283055561
My wife needs way more mana than I could ever provide, so I prefer if anons help her out then some random strangers
Anonymous No.283052758 [Report]
>>283051586
lmao
Anonymous No.283053391 [Report]
Ideal wife
Anonymous No.283053743 [Report]
>>283051586
She's a playful girl.
Anonymous No.283053786 [Report]
>>282970899
Gochiusa has the greatest friend group dynamics I have ever seen in anime.
Anonymous No.283053804 [Report] >>283054187 >>283055732
>>282952863 (OP)
>Is your waifu actually good irl wife material?
Holo not related since she is faithful to Lawrence and would never give you the time of day.
In order for a waifu to be "good irl material" they need to be not already in love with someone else first.
Anonymous No.283054187 [Report]
>>283053804
>In order for a waifu to be "good irl material" they need to be not already in love with someone else first
What the fuck are you talking about? This has never been a metric for waifus, stop getting defensive over fictional relationships kek
Anonymous No.283055561 [Report]
>>283051586
I'm gonna fill your wife with so much mana it will be oozing out of her, just for you anon :)
Anonymous No.283055732 [Report]
>>283053804
Alternate timeline.
Anonymous No.283057361 [Report]
Bump