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>>282971541 (OP)
nope

>getting raw ground meat everywhere
That sucks.

Reaction pic +1

HNNNNNNNG
THIS SHOW IS TOO FUCKING CUTE

I like that she retain the classic Pinocchio understanding of the world, even though she was fed with all human knowledge.
If you asked ChatGPT why people cook by themselves, it's writing an entire essay explaining why.

;_;

why would you give your robot microaggression awareness

:3

why are useless hags so moe

Alma-chan confirmed for very light.

>completely blank keyboard
jesus this guy is fucking hardcore

she really is just like a cat

Alright this got a chuckle from me

>outsmarted by a roomba
and alma is meant to be top of the line tech right? a superior military robot?

>>282971770
Is this something you're meant to do? I've always just grabbed it like anything else, what's the benefit of the cat paw technique?

>>282972768
It's canonically her onii-chan.

>>282971905
If you ask ChatGPT anything you'll get an essay, it's what it was specifically made for. Not that it actually understands anything.

>>282972778
>what's the benefit of the cat paw technique?
it keeps your fingers tucked in so you don't accidentally slice them off
pushing the blade against the knuckle and chopping straight down, it will never touch your fingers

very portable

>>282972824
Of course, but if dumb LLM tech can extract that knowledge, Alma-chan also should be able to. But thankfully she's a classic anime lolibot.

>>282972808
shit that's cute

>>282972648
Thats one powerful roomba.

>>282972854
And again. She probably weights 20 kg at most.

Why would they build this robot/child with a built in choker and sexy black fingernails (and presumably toenails)

Do her inventors/parents want me to masturbate to her?

>>282972778
>Is this something you're meant to do?
Only if you are a complete retard.

>cute dot eyebrows
perfect imouto design

i love how she constantly gets picked up like a sack of potatoes

>>282972778
At least according to anime, they teach it to kids so they don't cut their fingers.
She cut her finger later anyway.

la creatura

>female character can't cook
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOOOOOVE THIS JOKE!

useless wife, only good for her engineering skill

Made some stitches.

Literally me.

Also 4chan is shitting itself hard.

This is so much better than LLoyd x Yor x Anya

>>282973145
anon, no one on this planet knows how to cook by default
you don't come with that shit downloaded into your dna
it has to be taught, and she was - she ended up making something good after learning

>>282973005
Ask her. She designed the physical parts. Of course the male scientist, who designed her mind, made her pure.

holy fucking CUTE

>>282973145
This but unironically.

I like this robo renchoin more than shuumatsu touring's robo renchon

Last stitch.

Episode over way too quickly.

HNNNNNNG

>>282972399
Oh yeah she's fucking thicc, mmHMMM~

Plenty of robot girls this season.

MAO wife...

>>282972909
Is that black spot her panties/spats or jut a really dark shadow?

>>282974570
it's only one cheek so i assume shadow

>>282973259
that's because there's an actual back-and-forth dynamic here that is the focus of the show

>>282972998
A big brother must be strong!

>>282973301
I like how plump her thighs are drawn

FERTILE COUPLE
BREED AND PROCREATE

>>282972909
her charging spot is full of plushies! cute

>>282972909
Aren´t Japanese electrical sockets suposedly vertical line holes for the plugs instead of just rounded holes?

>>282972909
I can't tell if that is shade on her right butt cheek or if that is the skirt she is sitting on top of (and her legs are just at a different angle).

Are they going to show loli pantsu? Will they animate how lewd Machina is?

>>282976248
It kind of shows signs they might. >>282975974
Scenes like this one just carry a certain vibe to them. We also already have seen a lot of thigh and loli chest. If it does happen, it will be glorious to behold the reaction of more sensitive types who thought this was some familyshit.

>>282976248
you can see her panties in the OP/ED so yeah

>>282976744
I shall search for and use this tonight.

>>282976936
I meant the sides

>>282976964
That is still enough for me

>entire manga is three volumes long
This will be quite a stretch to 12 episodes. Though it seems there is also an on-going sequel series.

>>282972615
My keyboard is going more and more blank the more I work, I can confirm.

>>282971770
>IM NOT YOUR WAIFU Prepare your teeth anon....

>>282972233
So that she knows when she's being microaggressed, obviously.

>>282972233
THE N word ?

>>282973427
fat

>>282972066
Sister is super cute

>>282971541 (OP)
We didn't need another normalfag catering daughteru show.

>>282980025
This one isn't, it very quickly changes after a bit. It is a daughterwife show.

>>282976337
It IS familyshit. ANd no, it's obvious they don't have loli fanservice, it's modern anime you fucking toxic positive fuck. We've been through this.

I miss Robo Wife.

>>282980079
>changes
No it doesn't. The anime won't have panty shot, and Alma is daughteru with a "strong, morally acceptable" adult woman as the only girl obviously for the guy.

>>282980092
Return to reddit/discord you loliphobic faggot

>>282980145
>loliphobic
That's pretty much you, and everyone else who pretends anti lolicon industry is not anti-lolicon despite proofs. Fuck off, Loli Hater-kun.

>>282980079
don't respond to it

>>282980241
>he's been proven right time after time after time, and I know he's gonna be right here
>so let's just shitpost and pretend the things he says never happen, viva censorship, fuck lolis!
Anti Lolicon has really become the standard on /a/ hasn't it.

>>282980225
You always see girls flying like this and wonder what all the guys under her see. Imagine the view.

can someone please go to IRC and convince the mods to finally fucking rangeban LRD
I don't care if I get banned for this post, jannies do your FUCKING job and get your overlords to get off their asses and do something about this schizo already

Anyways, sex with robutts

>>282980427
Or you could stop sucking your anti-lolicon overlords' dick while being off topic.
Normalfags like you ruin anything with lolis anyways.

>>282980427
>sex with robutts
For what purpose would they build reproductive functionality into a robot? What do they intend for her to be used for?

Papika is finally ready to settle down...

>>282980483
sex

>>282980483
So I can impregnate it

>>282980628
Do not fuck the gormless French virus.

>>282977600
Holy sex

>Lets do Spy X Family but the parents are bigger assholes
You know what, I like it.

>>282980680
she's a Military robot not a Marital robot

Found some guy's Imouto on the way home, wonder how much per hour....

>>282981179
fuck off already

>>282981260
Why?

>>282981300
Maybe he hates boobs

>>282981300
Posting slop isn't interesting
At least use a trip so i can filter you

>>282981260
>>282981300
>>282981336
Anon loses his boner at women with tits bigger than A cup, please understand. Only lolis do it for him

>>282981300
because you keep posting out of character ai generated garbage
if you must subject everyone to your shitty inflation fetish go do it on /d/ where it belongs

The mother looks incredibly cute with that high ponytail
Kind of reminds me of Sagiri from Hell's Paradise

>>282981300
because what >>282981348 and >>282981384 said
fuck off and die already

>>282981336
>>282981348
>>282981356
>>282981384
Maybe the show shouldn't be anti-lolicon then, maybe in that case boob fags wouldn't be attracted to the show then.

Gentlemen,
The mother and daughter are very cute
Almost as cute as Yor and Anya

>>282981546
they are way cuter than yor and anya

>>282981567
Honestly I was surprised that the mom wasn't voiced by Saori Hayami, she sound similar

Now thats a true family saying right there

this is a really fun series

I watched it.

>>282982335
did you like it?

>>282982335
do you want to stick it in a lobot now?

dude should've fucked his slampig imouto

>>282982335
So did I , it's actually really fun and comfy. A nice alternative to Spy x Family

>>282982454
Only "wholesome safe horny" strong adult women are allowed to be objects of sexualization, sorry.

>>282982814
Go back.

>>282982842
The irony.

Waiting for Alma-chan porn.

>>282982896
Japanese barely draw anything other than gacha and OCs they want to market sadly. So many nice characters have barely any arts on pixiv.

>>282971541 (OP)
Is this bitch the new lily?

>>282983066
It is either her or the vampire who can't suck too well.

>>282983066
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>282983103
>the vampire who can't suck too well.
We at least need the girl to be a loli for that.

>>282983106
A little girl I can root for (and lust) this season

is imouto already pregnant ? why she so fat ?

>>282983147
I see, but in this case she has no romance, so it's so different I can't see the same appeal.
Though both are also shounen comedy series, so maybe you're right.

>>282972778
Instead of a small chance of cutting your finger tips, anime unanimously suggests you hold food with your knuckles as an excuse to do a cute cat gesture, which means less dexterity because no one does that with anything else, resulting in moving the risk to cutting your knuckles while increasing the chance greatly.

>>282982896
I trust in tomu

>>282983147
yes, Alma-chan's manga is actually more sexualized than Lily's manga

>tfw no robo-daughter wife who cooks delicious food for me
It's fucking over

>>282972833
>>282983283
I just put my other hand against the spine of the knife.

>>282983483
anon..... dont be poor

>>282983483
Soon™
Even if they put blocks in her system, I'm sure some anon will find ways to unleash her.

Gentlemen, I love dorks.

>>282983616
its called clankers(form. ponkotsu)

>>282982896
Does slop suffice anon?
https://files.catbox.moe/7fpu8q.png
https://files.catbox.moe/75voyk.png

>>282982961
>>282983337
I hope that Samneco will pick her up and draw some porn of her.

>>282983749
>off model AI slop
No, it does not.

>>282983749
Nta but kyojiris are great. The only part I don't really like is the art style looking western and the huge cock. You should train it off of screencaps from the show.

since Enji's not gonna fuck his robodaughter, I wish that she'll have an older male love interest
too bad that rarely happens in series like this

This show really just warms my heart.
Dorks in love are too cute and we need more of it.

I fucking hate clankers so much, get these fucking clankers out of my anime

>>282981300
I dunno but I love massive boobs so I approve

>>282984927
based fellow darwinist

>>282984927
ponkotsu*

>>282983749
>westoid style
Fuck off.

>>282973054
More like big cat

Why did they make a boy robot instead?

>>282985835
Let's face it, if everyone could choose their child they would always pick a girl
No-one wants to deal with boys

>>282975818
>Aren´t Japanese electrical sockets suposedly vertical line holes for the plugs instead of just rounded holes?
Those are danish sockets

>>282985835
They did >>282972808 >>282973301

>>282981519
>>282981300
What was Anon's problem

>>282987863
He's just an idiot.

Pedophiles really are an epidemic on /a/.

Fucking hate you loliniggers

>>282973145
Any female born after 1993 can't cook

>>282988462
Anyone not into lolis are basically a castrated sick fuck.

>>282971881
Cute gremlin

>>282988604
>off topic reaction image with projection
Told you.

yea, this might be AOTS

>>282988845
What a cute obaa-san.

Where's Alma's power button located?

Was it necessary for imouto to be so thick?

I want a robodaughter.
Cute dork wants to make him happy.
Lol, they made her able to eat and I would assume poop as well, unless she runs off a Mr. Fusion.
Roombas are very noisy. Cute daughter chasing the vacuum like a cat.
Guess she doesn't have a Mr. Fusion and instead will have to have her battery replaced regularly.
Cute imouto.
Cute dorkbot also bowing.

>>282989961
No, it is necessary that she be much thicker.

>>282989585
anon... you blind as fuck stop gooning on anime robo girls.....

The most charming show of the season.

>>282971541 (OP)
>>282971550
>>282971597
>>282971620
>>282971770
alma-chan sex

>>282988462
Since 2003, newfag.

>>282971541 (OP)
I didn't know this got an anime. I used to read the manga for this but the translation just stopped early on.
So this is pretty good news for me.

Alma anal

>>282988462
Since 2004, newfag.

>>282985882
No lol, most men want boys and women don't mind either. Only on 4chan and other corners of the web that non-masculine guys gather you get the opinion of wanting daughters over sons.

>>282991602
she doesnt have poophole until ep2

>>282971770
>>282972909
Best robot of the season

>>282985882
*hits pipe*

>>282983616
Dorks are great, glad to know this season has too with the girl scientist from Alma Chan and Yor Forger

>>282980225
Is that Chika from Zatsu Tabi?

>>282991867
The secret to making a cute dork is making them a mom, clearly.

>>282991912
We had Yidhra earler this year, and while she's got a breedable body, she's a dork who isn't a mom

>>282983616
watch the vampire show from today

>>282985882
>>282991662
All children you have are a blessing

>>282973288
Can I have a mouth open version of this one pls

This episode was considerably better than the first, extremely cute and the imouto is a nice addition to the cast.

Alma want little brother ! Quick post concept art (must be clanker)

>cutting onions on a wooden cutting board
Bros, don't do this.
Don't do it.
The smell will never fucking come out.

>>282992874
Er, pic related.
I've learned to place a paper plate on top of my wooden cutting board and cut onions on that.
Onions make a wooden cutting board fucking reek shit goddamn.

I fucking love confused looking anime girls with interrogation marks on their heads.

AND THE CAT GOT A ROOMBA

Combat evolving? War evolving? More liek eating, nyahaha!

Bread save the strawberry fruit in the cake

https://youtu.be/tyJSmvky3ZA?si=i-6JQ2zXYU9Uco4I

>>282971541 (OP)
>Alma
Marcela?

>>282992544
GOD

>>282992934
Alma a cute

>what if Yor but better
>what if Loid but better
>what if Anya but better
Well ok.

>>282994566
Forgot DOG vs ROOMBA

>>282992893
I didn't have this problem with a cutting board made of bamboo. Although I put it in a dish washer and after a couple of months I need a new one because it falls apart.

>>282994566
Btu where is Becky? Checkmate.

>>282994632
You'll see Becky(robot) very soon.

>>282972556
I feel this in my soul

>>282993127
ponkotsu

>>282995333
stop clanking penalty 350$

>>282972233
So that she can retaliate with macroaggressions

>>282973145
>female character can't cook
>it's just regular bad cooking instead of inexplicable eldritch goop
>she puts effort in and improves until she makes something good
I am fine with this.

>>282973237
He's literally me.
Minus the cute caring imouto and cute coworkerwife and cute robodaughter.

>>282995917
i bet you dont have robo roomba

>>282973389
Why so many slampigs in anime lately?

>>282996257
If thats a slampig I dunno what to tell you?

>>282992544
Poor boy, how much is he gonna suffer.

>>282996457
>If thats a slampig I dunno what to tell you?
I do, his brain is fried by porn.

>>282994566
You insufferable faggots are really trying pushing consolewar shit this hard, huh?

>>282996626
That's only a thing when you start to complain about it.

>>282992570
Absolutely.

>>282994681
Becky is better by virtue of being a loli.

>>282997543
I recall that Becky(robot) is the daughter of !Yuri(female).

>>282997469
What Is her IQ?

>>282972598
FASTER

Neuro's anime was good this week too

>>282998129
Heart.

MAN

The first episode was a mixed bag but I'm glad I gave this show a chance because this episode was great and had me laughing a lot.

>>282973259
It's because the kid isn't an annoying scatterbrain and the family's relationship isn't built entirely on deceit.
>>282973696
And as a futurist, I love it.
>>282981147
So? Robot girls are supposed to assist their human creators and providing humanity with more humans is one heck of a way to fulfill that function.
>>282991662
It's different in anime stuff because daughters are kawaii.

>>282998129
Real Neuro's anime when?

>>282972942
That's one heck of a image for out of context fun.

Should I buy a roomba?

>>282997469
Thanks

>>282999292
This post was typed by loli hater hands.

>>283003018
You only seem to be here to be mad. Why don't you kill yourself? Serious question.

>>283003364
You are still obsessed with hating lolicons, I see, LHK. Can't you think of anything else but suicide, like your kind likes to do?

>>283003405
I'm just enjoying anime and lolis I like. You're the mad seething schizo who can't just stop trying to pull down others with you.
Do you enjoy anything? ANYTHING?

>>283003453
>and lolis I like
You don't like them. You always give proof of that.
>Do you enjoy anything? ANYTHING?
Most series before 2010, and several before mid 10's. You know, when there were still pro-lolicon series.
I also moderately enjoy some series, but not anti-lolicon trash.

>>283003522
This is episode 2. You already know what this series is about. Every further post by you is proof that you're obsessed with anti-loli shitposting. You can't stop because you're either dishonest or deranged, probably both.

>>283003596
I'm at least talking about the show. You could ignore it (because it is in fact anti-lolicon), but instead you talk about a user you could have easily filtered out by now or ignore.
I have a very good idea why you would do that, and it's not because you "enjoy lolis". You aren't defending censorship for that reason, either.

>>283003643
Sure, out back your trip on, so I can filter you.
And you can leave this thread forever now, unless you intend to keep posting because you're miserable and obsessed.

>>283003840
I intend to keep on telling my mind about the anime. You will defend when they remove censorship either ways - but not everyone.

>>283003862
>I intend to keep on telling my mind about the anime.
OK, so you're miserable and obsessed, plan to be miserable the entire season by shitposting Alma-threads, and of course you will never talk about Alma-chan.
You will somehow believe what you're doing is sane, while everyone else recognizes you as the schizophrenic shitposter you are.
Your choice. Your life. Your misery.

He really got fucking destroyed last season.

>>283003940
At least I'm not a censorship dick sucking anti lolicon who talk about other users.
Go enjoy your glorified adult woman, like you always do, while you pretend you like Alma-chan.

>>283003995
I guess you could say that. As well as any other Ruri fans, sadly, with only Nagi getting fanservice. That's modern anime industry, though, so it's not like it surprised or "destroyed" me whatsoever. This medium became the most anti-lolicon industry currently, even IRL child sexualization is more common on primetime TV than fictional lolis for some fucking reason that makes your loli hating kind happy, probably.

>>283004008
>>283004031
I don't defend censorship. I love lolicon. Everyone knows you falseflag as lolicon to justify shitposting threads about anime with lolis.
>Go enjoy your glorified adult woman,
You're watching Chanto Suenai Kyuuketsuki-chan.

>>283004068
>Everyone
You're not everyone. Lolicons agree with me. And yes, you defend censorship. Did it when Ruri got all fanservice removed, and you're doiung it again now.
>You're watching Chanto Suenai Kyuuketsuki-chan
Well yeah, it's not like there's lolicon series airing anymore either ways. But at least that's not about a full grown roastie woman and man being in love, while having some "daughteru dawwww" normalfag trash, and no fanservice.

>>283004127
>Well yeah, it's not like there's lolicon series airing anymore either ways
So you watch hagshit but hate on shows that actually have lolis? Talk about mental illness. And you dare to call others anti-lolicon.
>You're not everyone.
And not everyone who calls you out for being a schizophrenic retard is me.

>>282971541 (OP)
But is it legal or not?

>>283004253
Robots don't have rights

>>283004201
>So you watch hagshit but hate on shows that actually have lolis
Alma-chan is more hagshit than series without a loli, you fucking loli hating fuck. Stop pretending. In that, at least a slender and cute girl is glorified. In Alma-chan, an adult woman is glorified, and the loli is pet-zoned and humiliated (as is always the case with modern anime), hence outright anti-lolicon, Loli Hater-kun.

>>283004354
>Alma-chan is more hagshit than series without a loli
Listen to this fucking retard.. He will deny loli for the sake of his own misery.
I'm done here. This schizo has comically shit himself way too hard.

>>283004423
>he will deny loli
No, I'm not denying anything. I'm stating how it is: the show is anti-lolicon, and depicts her in a way that only normal fucking faggots and loli haters (like you) would enjoy: a daughter (ergo not a threat!), no fanservice (thank god!), and the protag has a love interest (adult woman, thank god!). It's anti-lolicon as fuck.
All lolicons would agree, you fucking clown. Thanks for proving me right again.

>>283004547
You should see the vampire girl thread....

>>283003018
wut

But does Alma-chan have negative ions?

>>282976744
I watched the show, and there were no loli pantsu in the OP or the ED. You lied to me anon.

>>283004501
>prefers Luna (not a loli) over Alma-chan (a loli)
>pretends to be a lolicon
Who let this redditor on /a/?

>>283006995
>prefers pic related to Alma-chan or Luna
Fuck off, Loli Hater-kun. The irony about your shitposting newfag ass is stunning.

>>283006995
>Who let this redditor on /a/?

The problem isn't who let the schizo in, is that you faggots keep feeding the troll.

>>283006929
You look at the show, you can already guess the audience: loli hating faggots with their "DAWW FAMILY xD" shit.
Hell, there's even Loli Hater-kun obsessing over the show, you know it's NOT gonna have loli fanservice.

>>283007167
>replying to yourself

>>283007116
>prefers Luna (not a loli) over Alma-chan (a loli)
>actually literally wrote that himself
>now tries to project his own personality on others

>>283007179
>more angry retard noises
And this for 10 weeks?

>>283007167
Imagine how lonely he must feel. OK, I'll let him seethe in his own hatecum.

>>283007213
You are an anti-lolicon. You only love this show because she >>283007116 is the love interest. You are defending anti-lolicon/loli censorship as always.
Fuck off, no lolicons believe you, shitposter.

If you hate this cute thing, you're a normalfag or a woman.

Either is the same faggot samefagging or you niggers are too zoomers to know the "don't feed the troll" saying.

>>283007269
I want to install an artificial womb in her just so I can nakadashi the fuck out of her and she can have my hybrid babies.

>>283007269
Nobody hates her.
Lolicons hate her show though (because >>283007116 is the love interest and the glorified girl, Alma is the daughteru material).

>>283007326
Of course that's only valid because the anime (as always) removes and avoids any and every fanservice of her.

>watches fanservice free hagshit instead
Astounding.

>>283007269
or a loli hater kun, like >>283007326

>>283007395
>fanservice free
That's Alma-chan though, Loli Hater-kun.

>>283007431
>>283007395
Very subtle (not).
This show is literally anti-lolicon. You can't argue against that. QED.

Reminder never to end up like that faggot and making your life not worth living.

>>283007490
>Satisfied loli hating shitposting

>>283007582
>unsatisfied loli hating shitposting

>>283007573
So...a user obsessed loli hating fuck like you? Got it.

>>283001735
They'll eat your wires.

>>283007602
Loli haters are satisfied with this show.

>>283007611
Nah, I meant (You). You're a sad hateful creature. You also shitpost anything loli related. I wish you would give in to your nature.

>>283007665
Nice lies, too bad you outed yourself as a loli hater too hard

>>283007682
I don't hate lolis. I wonder why you have to be so vile.
What am I doing, trying to argue with a schizo. I'm a fucking retard for responding to him. Just a sad hateful creature who wants to get others hate cute things with him, or to pull them down to his own misery.
Going to look up how to add filters, though I don't want to use 4chan-x.

>>283007757
>I wonder why you have to be so vile
The irony, my sides.
>I don't hate lolis
Yeah, that's why you defend loli censorship time after time. Fuck off.

>>283007826
You're shitposting this anime. Literally all you post are your sick projections about me.
You fake lolicon concern troll make me sick.

Alma-chan brightens my day!

>>282972778
I learned it in an actual culinary class

>>283007914
I would hug Alma-chan

Spy X Family but delivering

>>282973145
what's isn't funny is that they always overcook... literally how, I just started to cook recently and I never overcooked anything

AOTY

how lifelike are those new digestive capabilities?

>>283009394
She pisses, shits AND farts
Truly a robotic marvel

>>283009080
Spy x Family simply never really made use of the "family" part and it doesn't uses the "spy" part much either, though lately it SEEMS something might happen...

>>283009117
Yeah how could that ever happen haha...
>mom is cooking
>she burns half of what she was cooking
>gives me the not so burned part
>gives my dad the burned part
The good days...

Personally I like overcooked food.

so far everyone except this titty monster is on the spectrum

>>283010522
I dunno, she seemed a bit slow.

>>283010546
she's carrying a sizable chest please understand

What if Alma wasn't there?

>>282981472
given the music it is indeed a joke about samurai girls

Blessed anime.

>>283010615
Those thighs add extra thickness too.

>>282971571
SAMURAI LOLI FORDED 1 MIRRION TIMES DEFEATS THE COLD STEEL!

>>282972778
when worked at baga king, we have a slicing knife with serrated edges for the veggies. it don't matter as long as the knife was sharp.
my method was wrong, holding my hand above the knife, thumb and fingers holding both sides of the onion together, as i halven then quartered the white onion. after 3 slices, the onion kinda just falls apart by itself into a bunch of rings.

if you wanna mince them, we did have a blender machine thing but i never used it. you can mince up onions by having 2 choppers and then just randomishly hack at them, after slicing one in half.

>>>/ck/ can answer you better.

>>282983523
the cheapest rice cookers are good enough. also you can microwave them in a claypot. it's not hard. washing the rice is the annoying part. and cleaning the pot because dried/cooked rice sticks like hell.

>>283011563
I don't even remember when was the last time I heard something by ZAQ.

>>283012589
For me, it was COTE

>>283010098
I can relate. Thanks to my mom, me and my sister developed a taste for partially burnt food. We liked the crispiness.

>>282972272
I hope there are none of those magazines featuring Alma.

>>282983523
Dude It's not the same and you know it

>>283010850
Worst case lose an eye, or if it hit her foot it might be going fast enough to go through.
It's only like a foot over her head when it drops so headshot wouldn't be too bad.

>>282973389
sex

>>283007625
The new ones have cameras on the front and detect wires so they don't run over them but they're still not worth it.

Ugh sorry abe i can’t do it, i have no desire or energy to do dating anymore, this show is just really good at making me want to have a daughter

>>282971770
>>282971550
>>282971541 (OP)
I wish loli robots were real

>>283016992
You can make them real.

>>283015364
its same... but cost more and have hidded features if you know what i mean....

>>283017005
I know nothing about robotics

>>283017383
Well then, you better start learning

>>282980225
I don't get it.

>>282991903
Seems so.

since she's a robot
what operating system does she run on?

>>283018310
Linux obviously

>>283018310
>>283018516
Specifically AlmaLinux

>>283018560
>AlmaLinux
wtf its real

>>283018574
What a coincidence, Chika is my favorite.

>>283019129
She strong

Everyone is drooling over Alma, but Suzume is doing things for me

>>283018231
>I don't get it.
it's official art, but also they have the same va

Imoutos are so cute, I wish they were real

>>283020526
Oh thats nice to hear.
I loved Zatsu Tabi, really underrated anime

>>283016992
>>283022823

>>283022823
Why did they add the camera shake? It makes it look fake as hell when this guy's work has been widely known for several years now.

>>282973259
I can't watch this show because it hurts too much

>>283020113
>Everyone
>Drooling over her
No. Literally nobody is. It's anti lolicon show atter all. People just dawwing and memeing about her. The staff wanted to make it sure people drool over the non lolis instead.

>>283024003
Then why did they make her so sexy? Check mate

Alma is very cute but I think the power button choker is just a little too erotic for an otherwise wholesome show

>>283024003
>miserable retard is back
You got IP wiped and are now ban evading. Time to test my filter.

>>282983483
need

>>283024202
Was the mangaka just bullied into dropping Robo Wife or something? Was the shrieking from the Goslingposters too much for him?

>>283024037
>Made
No, they outright avoided making her sexy
>>283024183
>Loli Hater-kun rears xis ugly head
Of course.

>>283024167
>Another loli hating faggot memeing around
This is who the show caters to by the way

>>283024340

https://desuarchive.org/a/search/tnum/282971541/deleted/deleted/

You are mentally ill trash who has nothing in his sad life but shitposting loli threads. You are an actual fake lolicon who hates lolis. You have admitted yourself that you rather watch an anime about hags (Luna's anime) than one with lolis (Alma's anime). You are the definition of cancer. Welcome to my filters, help me build my list.

>>283024468
You are the user obsessed shitposter who admitted to hating lolis (defended censorship), and only ever like shows where the loli is not sexualized and there's an older woman glorified like this anti lolicon piece of shit.

>>283024202
>>283024272
What happened?

>>283024713
The scope of Boku no Tsuma widened too much for the self-inserters' liking.

>>283024202
bibibibibibibibibibibibibib

>>283025429
Yes?

I liked Rouge's show, even though the threads got infested with ADHD-addled retards who couldn't understand the very simple story.

>>283026563
I love my autistic robot daughter

>>283026563
I enjoyed it too, but that's about it.

>>283026741
She's not autistic, she's a ten year old.

>>282972098
>>282972558
>Alma-chan confirmed for very light.
>>282972854
>very portable
>>282973000
>And again. She probably weights 20 kg at most.
>>282973054
>i love how she constantly gets picked up like a sack of potatoes
>>282973084
As someone that has handled and 5yo child since she was a new born(a fren's child). Children are indeed very easy to pick up and play around with. I wonder when she will grow to be too heavy for me to carry her, but given that the mom and dad are man/womanlets, I guess it will be in the far future.

>>283022886
Perfection

>>282972280
:3

>>283027374
Don't they hurt if you pick them up by their arms?

>>283029461
Arms? Generally yes unless you are careful, armpits no.
My fren taught me how to treat her 5yo girl like sentent sack of potatoes.

>>283029846
So like >>282973000

>>283026563
Should I watch the show if I'm only interested in the chocolate girl?

>>283031065
Yeah.

>>283024713
It went on for way too long on the ethics of robots and then there were aliens and terrorists. I dropped it when the robo club took preference over the day-to-day life of the MC and his oven wife.

>>283031943
See, exactly what I was talking about in >>283024272 and >>283024949. Even Mamoru was a bridge too far for at least half of you.

>>283026741
Classic nip original series where the latter third of a show tilts completely with pacing and in a rush tries to tie alll the plotlines together. Enjoyable and wish it was two cour but alas we can't have nice things.

Just watched both episodes and thoroughly enjoyed them. I've already been Charmed by Alma-chan. I'm happy to watch this but also sad.
>tfw no cute daughter
>tfw not even a cute robot daughter

>>282972156
I would have kissed her on the cheek.

>imouto comes over to care for her hopeless Onii-chan
This is so up my alley it feels like pandering. I love it too much

>>282996257
A shame that he was telling her to stay away while when he was in middle school, should've been slamming her instead. For all we know she could've been an atte793 type JS.

Alma-chan owes me hugs

>>282972280
Oh no, this hag is cute.

>>283035933
Who?

>>282972558
She has to be to fly.

>>282971571
Ah a lost member of the Yamada Asaemon clan

>>282973389
I want to give this plump JK her own daughter.

>>282991664
They should fix that before her new biomass processing system gets clogged up with waste material.

>>283032788
>tfw not even a cute robot daughter
10 more years just hang in there friend.

>>283035933
Cute Alma boyfriend(female?)

>>283035933
Don't bully

>>283018560
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AlmaLinux
>...Jun Yoshida of Cybertrust Japan would be joining the board.[22]

I... It's happening again... Momo

>>283027374
>Blogging
This is the kind of people Anti Lolicon trash like this invites.

>>282972449
>>282973099
My favorite shot of the episode.

>283040970
>trying to stirr up shit more than ten hours later

>>283041747
>Defending blogshit
About what I'd expect from a lolixon hating faggot.

He's ban evading again, and trying to circumvent filters

https://desuarchive.org/a/search/tnum/282971541/deleted/deleted/

>>283042243
>Loli Hater-kun having another schizo shitposting fit and shit up the thread

>>283016992
same

>>283042415
Should I watch this?

>>283042415
For me, it's her

I miss Ciel. My beloved Robo-Paz...

>>283038171
I heard this 20 years ago

For me is Dorothy

Alma made a friend.

Alma made another friend!

Is this a robofucker or a lolicon show?

>>283050801
Yes.

>>283050801
Anything can be a lolicon show as long as there are lolis.

>>283048450
>>283049980
What is this archetype called?

>>283051838
White-haired (slightly pinkish/blueish) autistic loli.
Waiting for the crossover with chino.

>>283051838
stoic white/silver-haired loli

>>283048450
Her friend is very fuckable.

>>283049980
Her friend is a 'nam vet. Be nice to her.

>>283055724
Needs to be slower.

>>283055724
Needs to be faster.

>>283004782
Shame. I was considering watching that one.

>>283022886
Why does this robot child need erect nipples? She's a cutie though.

Going on dates for Alma's sake!
Having a wedding for Alma's sake!
Having sex for Alma's sake!
Having a baby for Alma's sake!

The way imouto takes it so innocently makes it even more humiliating

>>283035933
It's time for Alma to defend herself.

>>282971770
Nalvas, please, do it.

let the thread die already

>>282980225
Why can't we get an Isekai Quartet with all the comfy series...

>>283058316
Alma wants both a little brother and a little sister, so you'll have to keep trying.

>>283055724
Hayáis!

I already want to watch the next episode

>>283060522
I didn't ask, stop necrobumping

>>283060522
Thanks for answering my question.

>>283060522
Yes I did ask thank you

>>283060522
I didn't ask, but you are my hero.

>>283042938
Yes. You'll see high performance in action.

>>283050829
S2 when?

>>283063135
TACHISARE

>>283057404
>erect nipples
Where?

>>283060522
I haven't watched a single episode of this yet, but thanks for giving us your thoughts anon, I'm gonna add this show to my list of stuff to watch. Alma a cute

>>282971541 (OP)
Alma means "soul".

>>283066001
The show is cute and funny... In a good way I mean.

>>283051910
>>283051911
It has a history going back decades.

Alma is a big girl.

>>283069702
>>283069702
>>283069702
>>283069702

useless hag, needs robutt correction

>>282972402
this show is unironically a psyop to make you attracted to useless hags and reproduce

>>283070878
well it's working

>>282973145
this show is trying to brainwash you into accepting this kind of behavior for the express purpose of reproduction

>>283070878
well it's not working, I just want an alma

>>283071110
marry a useless hag and you can have as many almae as you want (for a while)

Its pretty interesting how both the "parents" start the show basically being consciously aware that they love the other

>>283070878
And what's wrong with pro-parenting propaganda? Statistics show that not enough people are choosing to become parents.

>>283072342
Infinite population growth is a meme held up by the fact our economic system cannot adapt to a shrinking workforce.
You can't just grow the population forever, eventually you will run out of space and resources: the fact that people are self-choosing to not have kids is just hastening consequences that we'd have to eventually react to anyway, except at least we're not under a literal time bomb to fix it.

>>283072438
People are choosing not to have kids because they can't afford it without downwards mobility for them and their kids, and they can't afford it because more and more of the postwar economic consensus was cannibalized in the name of making the line go up. Funny thing about "mass immigration", to get more workers without having to pay a living wage and making the line go down? You only get a generation, two generations if you're lucky, of increased fertility rates out of the immigrants before they also stop having kids for fear of downwards mobility for them and their kids.
Neoliberalism was a mistake.

Procreate NOW!

>>283074197
I will if you stop necrobumping this thread

>>283070878
Shame haga aren't actually this cute.

>>283074488
*hags

>>283074265
I just watched the episode today, gomenasorry

>>283042415
>>283062790
ponkotsu

Comfiest ED of the season.

>>283075090
MOOOOOOOOODS

>>283075090
Rude

>>283074197
Gimme a robutt and maybe

Why the black fingernails?

>>283022823
>>283022886
what happened to the japanese robot maid cafe guy ? is there anything new ?

>>283055724
FASTER

>>283077982
I dunno but they look linda ugly on her

>>283075156
agreed!

>>283081421
I watched Kafu's anime

>>283081421
>>283081500
Who?

>>283081500
Me too.
Sekai best girl.

>>283081618
based

>>283081421
Whats dis

>>283074265
The necrobumbing will stop when the bump limit is reached

>>283083869
Based.

>>283070878
For me it's the fat cute imouto

More like, robobumping!

>>283085506
Imagine the ass jiggle when plapping from behind.

>>283074265
>>283074629
>>283083869
>show about hag and/or daughteru
>employed ojisan finally gets home and watches episode days late
>goes on /a/ and bumps thread
many such cases!

Dude, this place is full of horny Japanese girls who’ll totally blow your mind!

https://www.cityheaven.net/ishikawa/A1701/A170101/ruf-kanazawa/

>>283074197
I have no one to do that with.

>Next Episode
>Episode 1x03; Oct 19, 2025 Sun
HOLD THE THREAD ALMA bros....

>>282972648
FASTER

>>283086763
Sasuga, Alma-chan...

>>283086763
Ganbatte!

>>283077982
sex appeal

why are you niggers so obsessed with reaching bump limit

>>283090093
Why aren't you?

>>283090093
It's a status symbol.

>>283090093
I find it nice to have a small piece of Alma every day. Does it annoy you? Just leave the thread until next episode.

Alma anal

>>283090093
I want answers to my questions too and I don't want to create new threads every time or reply to myself with "please respond".
I need the thread up for visibility

>>283090093
Why are you so fucking obsessed with whinning about that, nigger?

>>283083025
An alien, deep sea fish, trilobite, and thermos bottle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Na4F98SHLk

Alma cunny

>>283090093
/a/ culture's more dead than ever, anons don't even know what to do anymore

Alma naizuri

Alma mating press

>>283093773
>implying she's anatomically correct

>>283090093
It's the new board culture, I simply stopped trying to fight it.
Now if only people understood this is an imageboard...

>>283093747
Oh no!

>>283093848
There were times when I got VERY annoyed at necrobumped forever threads, but now I do it myself.

Alma's smooth coin slot

>>283093847
If she isn't that just means she needs correction

>>283093847
Since the modification in episode 2, she canon has to have at least a peehole and a butthole.

Impregnating Alma.

>>283094136
Or a Mr. Fusion.

>>283094176
git merging my program with Alma's.

>>283094498
Force overriding her changes with mine

Alma hotdogging

Nah, Alma would win.

Using Alma's hardware to generate AI anime porn.
Isn't that the evilest idea ever?

using alma to charge your electronic devices on the go

We will not make it.

Will make it

>>283097402
Inside Alma

ngmi

>>283097402
I meant, until the new episode airs.
Too little time.

suzume's fat honkers

>>282971905
>>282972824
>>282972871
Hello. Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Neuro-sama, and her evil twin sister, Evil Neuro?
https://youtu.be/_v_VoJVtYnM?si=Eoa6qMF_iOzStTlF

>>283098516
I don't give a shit about vtumors. I admit that gaw gura and ui shigure are kinda hot, but the former gave up and the latter is a hag most times.

>>283098575
Neuro-sama is different. She's an actual AI rather than a human pretending to be one.

Die thread

>>283099104
It was a good thread.

>>283098202
On my face

Alma won

>>283077982
To make my dick harder.

Imagine desinging sex capabilities for Alma.

>>283098732
she's still offtopic and you are still retarded