>>283013959
i swear on my life this happened:
>going home one night on the 'blue light bus'(aka after hours special bus post last call/bars closing along a main line street in a major city)
>lots of drunk people, girls etc
>fat ugly bastard(not too old though) sitting at the back corner, seats are in a U shape
>drunk young girl with her friends is sitting to his right in the U(if you can picture it)
>he straight up asks her if she wants a foot massage, unprompted(from what i saw)
>she laughs or whatever but says
>YES
>takes off her shoes, bare feet, turns around slightly to lean so her legs are in his lap
>this guy is giving her a foot massage on a pretty long bus ride.png
>in retrospect, and as time goes on i realize that he basically won the lottery from his perspective
i didn't even comprehend the extent that people were into feet at the time. it was more 'haha, this is hilarious' at the time. but as the years have passed and i've seen how much people are into feet(i can appreciate a nice anime foot, but i'm not a foot person myself), it's always sunk in how insane it was that this happened.
actually makes me wonder if he just rides the drunk busses/subways all the time and has actually managed to do this multiple times...