Thread 283013792

Why didn't they fuck?! Elves are going to extinct.

>>283013792 (OP)
Most are too herbivore to care and the one you posted is unironically gay and tried to groom Stark.

>>283013831
No he didn't
What the fuck are you talking about

I don't really buy that Frieren's been hanging around humans for 1,000 years and never once tried penis.

>>283013858
He crawled into Stark's bed and spooned him. When confronted with Stark and two attractive women he decided to laser focus on Stark to compare bodies and exercise routines. That's fucking gay. Ubel also basically offered herself to him but he decided to dick around with male bandits instead.

>>283013859
Yh me too, women in your country turn into an absolute whore by 25 year, wonder what will happen in 1000 years

>>283013883
He was just keeping him warm bro.
Just saving his life dude.

>>283013859
there is more to life than sex

>>283013883
He has intense middle aged single dad gym bro energy, his behavior is completely normal even though Stark feeling uncomfortable is relatable and funny

>>283013792 (OP)
Elves are big on procrastination. There's no problem that can't be put off for a few centuries.

>>283013883
The /pol/ mind virus is something else. I hope you can get it cured, anon.

>>283013792 (OP)
I was thinking that too, anon. They both hadn’t seen any elves in centuries. They should’ve put the afterlife quest on hold for like 3 centuries and just rebuilt the elf race.

>>283013792 (OP)
He's twice her size. He'd break her.

>>283013792 (OP)
Living beings have NO obligation to ensure that their species continues into the future, anon.

>>283013941
>/pol/ out of no where
huh?

>>283013792 (OP)
They are like white people

This is how the Japanese feel about white people

>>283013792 (OP)
It's a metaphor for the Japanese. Being long lived isn't anything special when existence is miserable.

>>283014030
I'd say elves have a minor ethical duty to breed. Because they're immortal.
It's like if you were born with a body that was immune to cancer. You have a bit of an obligation to share that gift so future generations won't die.

>>283014267
>You have a bit of an obligation to share that gift so future generations won't die.
NO OBLIGATION, anon. None.

>>283014057
Only someone infected with the /pol/ mind virus would interpret any of those scenes that way. You're not fooling anyone.

>>283013859
most autistic people never get laid.

>>283014210
Being an elf is pretty cool though.

>>283013792 (OP)
A population cannot be maintained by two people.

>>283014631
I bet all the elves have this mentality.

>>283014030
I hate nihilism so much

>>283014400
shut up faggot

>>283013939
so elves are white midwits?

NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BREED GET FUCKED ALREADY

>>283013792 (OP)
Why don't whites?

>>283014974
You mean dwarfs have socially engineered the elves to not reproduce since they hate their objective physical and intellectual superiority? Sounds hard to believe, like a conspiracy or something

>>283013792 (OP)
>didn't they fuck?!
underused gay monk elf.

>>283015862
I really don't think he was gay

>>283013792 (OP)
I don't think elves themselves consider going extinct a problem that needs to be solved. They're aware of it but they don't care, they're just too busy doing nothing.

>>283013792 (OP)
would you fuck someone who was a thousand years old?

>>283013792 (OP)
Elves don't care about the future of their species. That's something only demons do.

>>283013792 (OP)
Elves don't care about perpetuating their race, that's why they're going extinct

>>283015974
Anon, you don't get. Serie is immensely busy sitting on her throne doing nothing. It's a full-time job.

>>283013792 (OP)
For beings that regularly live for thousands of years or more, its not exactly surprising that they have a practically non existent libido.

Also most of the elves we've seen don't really seem to give a shit about their race going extinct, they're pretty emotionally sparse to begin with.

>>283013859
All she'd need convincing too is 'sex is like magic, look my penis grew three sizes now wanna see it do another trick?!'
Until she learns the miracle of childbirth.
The real question is why didnt Himmel have any balls?

>>283013792 (OP)
>Demons resemble humans? Evolution
>Elves have no sex drive and are going extinct because of it? Also evolution
The author is a hack who just makes shit up as he goes along. That's the explanation for 99% of plot holes in manga.

>>283016385
Eh, it's fine

>>283013859
there's no indication in the worldbuilding that elves and humans can even have sex, let alone procreate. no word on gestation period of elves, and their lack of numbers is better explained by the genocide they suffered at the hand of demons a thousand years ago.

>>283016461
We know elves ovulate once a decade.

>>283016385
>Elves have no sex drive and are going extinct because of it?
this is ONLY from Frieren's perspective, nearly everything we know about elves in that story is narrated from her very skewed and twisted perspective, and she was pretty young as far as elves go when her entire village was massacred and then she went into seclusion after her master died.

>>283015862
>>283015912
>fell so hard for the dude he adventured with eons ago that he decided to convert to his faith and live as a monk for the next 5000 years
He gay, bro.

>>283013859
She mates with mimics.

>>283016625
Face down ass up

Just how daddy likes it

>>283016566
Are you sure he's not just religious