Thread 283055812

Could your waifu beat Frieren riding a hippo?

>>283055812 (OP)
My waifu couldn't even beat Frieren by herself, let alone Frieren with a fucking hippo.

Define "riding a hippo"

>>283055812 (OP)
Moo Deng got huge.

>>283055812 (OP)
where did you get that picture of me and my wife?

>>283055812 (OP)
Epic meme

>>283055890
The state of being perched on top of a hippo while controlling its movement.

>>283055812 (OP)
You want some, knife ears?

>>283055812 (OP)
>magic resistance: A
>cuts the fat hippo in half from 50 yards away

>>283055915
I like em big and chunky too anon.

>>283056150
>Shitty Master: (You)
>doesn't have enough mana even for loicalibur

>>283055812 (OP)
Fern really let herself go....

>>283056220
I counter with a lion. Checkmate.

>>283056279
Out of control YJK activates.

>>283055812 (OP)
Swiss cheese. Next question.

>>283055812 (OP)
ez

>>283055812 (OP)
Damn! Fern got fucking fat!

>>283055812 (OP)
lol, winrar

>>283055812 (OP)
My waifu is Frieren

>>283055812 (OP)
>Hell Knight Ingrid
Probably

I need to be sure to actually read the OP.

Only in sex techniques.

>>283055812 (OP)
Erotic

>>283055812 (OP)
What if my waifu is a hippo riding Frieren?

>>283056372
A pygmy hippo is not the same animal as a hippo, to say nothing about a pygmy hippo cake.

Sean

She could one shot them with a Solar Beam.

>>283055860
What could this be in reference to... I guess it is simply impossible to guess the intentions behind this post.

Sure, I don't see how the hippo affects the calculus however.

>>283055812 (OP)
My waifu is a reality warping abomination who's an expert sniper who can shoot things without direct line-of-sight. I'm thinking she's got this, yeah.

Cute

>>283059174
man is Frieren, riding a fucking hippo

>>283055812 (OP)
My wife looks so cute!

>>283057359
But it's in the name. Pygmy HIPPO.

>>283055812 (OP)
Why is she riding Fern?

>>283055812 (OP)
She'd win by being so insignificant that there's no fight to be had

>>283057418
what up

bumo

>>283056279
Oh shit, get in the car!

>>283062192
Rude!

>>283055860
Why didn't Ichigo have sex with her again?

>>283055812 (OP)
BRING IT ON

>>283055812 (OP)
Nah... my waifu is not Agile, Confident or Knowledgeable enough to beat up fucking frieren riding a hippo.

>>283055812 (OP)
>Frieren and Fern preparing to fight Qual

>>283064101
Because the writer insisted on pairing him with a character that he has no chemistry with
He didn't have a ton of romantic chemistry with her either, but at least it was conceivable that it could happen

>>283065043
Threesomes solve that problem.

>>283060379
Yeah, and it's literally Iris' job to neutralize the threat of such entities. Frieren's just a high level Type Blue and the hippo appears to be non-anomalous, this shit is done.

>>283065438
>hippo appears to be non-anomalous
Holy kek
He really doesn't know

>>283065711
Is this some stupid Ultra-Instinct Shaggy style meme? Cause if so, this has instantly ceased being fun.

>>283056279
that's two lions. And two kings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY5qipYy1Po

>>283065816
Lurk more

>>283055812 (OP)
Is Frieren gay?

>>283066328
She's a skysexual

>>283055812 (OP)
No one can beat a regular hippo.

>>283066437
2 hippo's

>>283066108
Your refusal to answer the question leads me to believe that you're making shit up.

>>283066620
NTA. "He" has many names and many forms. But you are never to refer to "him".

>>283066892
How am I supposed to refer to him then?

>>283067125
You aren't

>>283067259
Why?

oh know

>>283067267
Because vacation

>>283067297
Are you taking a break?

>>283064101
Because he had sex with best girl.

My waifu is unbeatable.

>>283055812 (OP)
>>283055938
>>283056678
>>283067279
>>283066892
You are by far the most mentally ill person to ever exist. Seek help.

solar beam

>>283067717
>>283067699
>>283067323
>>283067297
>>283067279
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You are not subtle. You are not smart. You are just obsessed.

>>283067727
>no sharex filename
guess it isn't him

>>283066011
Based.

Oh, there he is. The Frieren #1 hater.

>>283055812 (OP)
RanTanManz would lose.

>>283067748
But can she beat Sena Amori?

>>283066108
>>283065711
>>283067733
>>283067748
>>283067762
No one needs to "lurk", Austin. You are the only person who cares about your boogieman.
You are the only person who acts this way, and you are genuinely obsessed. You spend literally every single waking second of your life consumed with this "personal" fight.

Thread's turned really shaky

>>283066892
>>283067727
Oh okay, it IS a stupid meme. Never mind then.

>>283067780
But could your waifu beat Frieren riding a hippo?

>>283067727
>>283067780

>>283057418
>>283067790
>>283067833
>>283067864
Nothing you do is normal. Nothing you do is sane. Nothing you do is subtle. You will never fit in here.

>>283067791
It's not even a "meme". It's literally one insane obsessed schizo trying to use 4chan to further his personal grudges against other posters.
That ghost thread with over 12000 replies is 99% a single poster.
He tries to pretend that he's "subtle" and that he "makes memes" by spamming really hard. But he's just insane and obsessive.

ACK is a mentally ill nigger

>>283067883
NTA but it is a meme, just a really shitty one

>>283067883
Imaging counting ghost posts for no reason.

ACK is a mentally ill nigger

FOUR posts in under one minute? Owari da.

>>283067900
>>283067907
>>283067909
>>283067914
Says the mentally ill freak who has spent literally every waking second of his life for the last 13 years obsessed with "ack" for literally no reason at all. All while having no proof "ack" exists.

Your literal insane behavior has never been seen anywhere else in the human race.

>>283067900
>>283067927
This

>>283067935
Isn't it 1.5 decade?

>>283067935
How is posting a picture of goku being obsessed with anyone?

>>283067927
>>283067929
>has two (2) 4chan passes
>has mobile IP
>has wifi IP
>has home internet
>has proxy
You could easily get 7 posts in under a minute. You're just too stupid and slow to actually do it.

>>283067942
>>283067948
>>283067951
Seriously, what in the world is wrong with you?
How do you live life this?
Why do you want to live like this?

>>283067971
I just asked a question...

Post your Suika high score

>>283067952
>>283067971
A minute apart???? B-bakana???!!!

>>283067980
>>283067983
>>283067982
>mentally ill retard is still trying to pretend he has something on his boogieman because he's reposting a google image
It's honestly funny how desperate you are to pretend you "win".

Nothing you do is smart. Nothing you do is subtle. All your posts look deranged.

>>283067982
Fake score.

>>283068012
The real question is why did you lie about your suika score

>>283067791
That hippo is "his" selfie. Surprised you know of "him" but not the hippo meme.

Hippo sexer

>>283068036
Start with asking why he photoshopped someone's abs on kinobody. He has never answered this for years.

Calm down

break

>>283055812 (OP)
Piece of cake

>>283068012
mentally disturbed

>>283067998
>>283068016
>>283068025
>>283068046
No, you're the spammer. You think that if you just say "durrr ur spammer!!!" over and over and that you some how "win". But you just make yourself look retarded.

You are the spammer, that's why people can "mass quote" you in the first place. Because you make so many posts.

>>283068036
The real question is why do you think everyone in the world who says anything that hurts your feelings is the same person. And why do you obsessively repeat yourself knowing full well you will never force people to believe your "memes".

>>283068143
>>283068127
>>283068117
>>283068103
>>283068096
Seriously, how you act is not sane. This is not normal. No one other than you spends literally every waking second of their life obsessively consumed with personal grudges over 4chan.

cool meme boy

lol epic thread :))))

Countless people are having a fit over this thread.

>>283068087
That "hippo" picture is something someone posted to mock you. And it triggered you so hard it now lives rent free in your head every single waking second your life, and you try to pretend anything anyone says against you "backfires". But all that "backfire" amounts to is you spamming and repeating what was said to you, because you're autistic.

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>>283068200
>>283068206
A single person (you) is spamming this thread trying to pretend he's more than one person.

What is goi

>>283067948
Countless people can't decide how long it's actually been.

There isn't a single scene in all of Madoka where she showed any romantic feelings towards Homura.

>>283068243
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>>283068260
>>283068270
You trying to pretend that as soon as you get told to stop shitposting that thread magically becomes the fastest thread on the site just makes it stand out how you are the only person who acts this way.

And again, nothing anyone has ever said to you has "backfired" just because you start obsessively spamming and repeating it.

>>283068260
Because it's not yuri, stupid crackshipper.

I always knew I was a god.

>>283068287
Why did you get triggered by this >>283068270 ? It's something you even used to post yourself.

>>283068300
>Can't be crack if there are no canon pairings

>>283068303
countless people feel addressed by random things

>>283068292
>>283068294
>>283068300
>>283068303
>>283068323
>gets mocked for his retarded English phrasing
>what people said to mock him now lives rent free in his head every single waking second of his life
How do you live like this?

And nothing you do every "triggered" anyone.
You are being replied to because you are trying to bait. Your intentions are the problem.

>>283068016
Sayaka was a fool to not choose Kyouko.

>>283068331
You will never look normal. How you act will never be subtle. Everything you do stands out.

>>283068350
My intentions are to have a productive thread with our community without low quality posts.

>>283068353
Kyouko didn't want her, unlike what ACK believes

What is anagram?

Hu tow

>>283068303
It backfired real hard after this was pointed out

multiple people massquoting and addressing random things

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>>283068383
You will never have a "community". You will never have anyone who sides with you.
Your thread is made solely to shitpost about "ack". No one but you cares about this, and it is not even on topic for this site.

>>283068397
>>283068405
>>283068409
No one "feels addressed" by anything you say. Everyone can easily read the intentions of your posts.
Nothing anyone says to you "backfired".

https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#114
The term "shitpost" I'd define it as simply "knowingly contributing low quality, off-topic, or ill intentioned posts."

Even the person who made this site says you're a shitposter. For your intentions.

snorlack used body spam

>>283068446
Only one spamming here is you. That's the only reason people can "mass quote" you in the first place. Because you are making more posts than the people who reply to you.

>>283068439
It backfired enough to make you stop posting that webm lol

"People" aka my alter-ego on /gig/ (totally not the same person btw)

>>283056001
That elephant wants some weed.

>>283068016
double seed

Weed post

>>283068463
Why do you feel compelled to reply to each post?

Be sure to actually tag this post.

>>283068466
>>283068467
>>283068469
>>283068474
Except it's been posted at you multiple times since you started saying 'durrr backfired!!'
You are the only person who so obsessively feels the need to spam and repeat yourself.

You don't even understand what the word "backfired" means, and think you can just spam and attack people to "win" everything.

>>283068490
Why do you feel compelled to make so many posts all by yourself?
Why do you think "if I act badly on purpose and spam, anyone who replies to me is wrong"? How do you not see how fucking stupid you are?

break already?

>>283068542
What's wrong with elephant?

>>283068481
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>>283068548
>>283068566
You are the only person who says "tag" like this.
You are the only person who thinks "if I spam and repeat what's said to me, it has backfired on the person who said it to me".
You are deranged, retarded and do not function correctly in reality.

You are also the only person who says "break" like this. Because you're a gay faggot obsessed with other men's assholes. You literally can't stop thinking about it. Because you're that mad people found your amazon account.

Bad dragon

shaking my head

This Pavlov dog is too funny

I recognize this mad posting style.

You are wrong for liking what you like.

>>283068585
>>283068593
>>283068604
>>283068634
Nothing anyone has said to you has ever backfired. You will never make anyone think your amazon account belongs to your boogieman. You will never make anyone think you're more than one person just because you obsessively spam on 4chan.

How you act will never be normal. You are the only person ever to react this way to being told to stop shitposting.

You refuse to link to even a single example of someone else acting like you in threads outside of these.
You also refuse to stream your monitor to prove you're more than one person, because you know that you can't samefag as hard as you do while showing everything you're typing.

shaky webms

*cums*