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Anonymous No.283067387 [Report] >>283068171 >>283068391 >>283070285 >>283070364 >>283071207
Dirty Pair Thread
Time to talk about Dirty Pair again! Anything you’d like to see in a Dirty Pair series made today? Episode ideas?
Anonymous No.283067421 [Report] >>283074570 >>283074746
I liked Dirty Pair Flash better, but both were good
Anonymous No.283067828 [Report] >>283070462
Shame that the kickstarter blurays were half-baked. Thanks Cr*nchyroll.
Anonymous No.283068171 [Report] >>283068404
>>283067387 (OP)
I don't like the redhead, she looks too much like a dyke for my taste. At least the fanservice is nice, sometimes, not exactly a lot of it in boorus
Anonymous No.283068391 [Report] >>283068645 >>283069798
>>283067387 (OP)
>Episode ideas?
The girls wake up one morning to a knock on the door. They roll over and decide it's not worth answering. The door is rammed open, and dozens of cops swarm in. Kei and Yuri are astonished. They are given a list of their crimes: Blowing up a still-operational oil rig, crashing a ship that was supposed to ferry a peace envoy, permanently scarring a runway model they were meant to protect, and dine and dashing.

The two are able to escape from jail, with a laser cutter disguised as lip balm hidden in Yuri's cleavage. A shootout ensues, but they escape. They decide the best way of losing their pursuers would be to mingle with the crowd in the busy city, but they are quickly caught. Surprisingly, dressing the way they do isn't helpful when trying to blend in.

Dragged in front of a judge, the Dirty Pair make a tearful plea in their case. They are overworked, the odds are stacked against them, and it's always the other one's fault. The judge pounds his gavel, quashing their protests, and announces that they not guilty of all charges... except the dine and dashing. The girls are relieved. A small fine and that's it. Then he pulls out a list of other charges brought against them - several hundred parking tickets. They can't pay it. In the end, 3WA has to swoop and cover for them. Relieved, they go out that night for a trip on the town. They end up accruing dozens of parking fines.
Anonymous No.283068404 [Report] >>283068694
>>283068171
She's the most aggressively heterosexual of the pair
Anonymous No.283068645 [Report]
>>283068391
They have to take back the 3WA building from badguys after all the power goes out, they have no weapons and are completely naked
Anonymous No.283068694 [Report] >>283070244 >>283075637
>>283068404
Sure but I don't like her hair...
Anonymous No.283069567 [Report] >>283074694 >>283078509
Anonymous No.283069798 [Report]
>>283068391
You know, this kinda reminds me of the subplot in Slayers Revolution where Lina is being pursued by an inspector for the crime of being Lina Inverse (a charge which all of her friends consider to be entirely reasonable) or the season 1 finale of Those Who Hunt Elves where the main characters go on trial for stripping elves repeatedly and causing genera mayhem. Also, I’ve had a fanfic idea for a while about Kei and Yuri being invited to a mafia wedding on an Italy themed planet, on account of the guy from the Dirty Pair movie, Carson Carson, getting married to a powerful mob boss’ daughter. The duo would be at first almost turned away by the mob boss because they’re the Dirty Pair but is convinced by one of his subordinates to let them stay provided they can keep a covert eye out to prevent the bride and groom from getting assassinated by rival gangs. The whole thing would involve Kei and Yuri trying to enjoy the sights since they were promised a wedding/vacation, but being interrupted by having to prevent these elaborate assassination attempts. It culminates in the wedding ceremony where there’s a guy with a laser machine gun hiding in the wedding cake ready to pop out the top like an unusually murderous stripper. Also for maximum comedy, Carmine, the guy yuri almost married, is there on account of being the bride’s distant cousin. Awkwardness ensues with Carmine and Yuri walking on eggshells around each other and Kei being paranoid that Yuri will try to elope with Carmine, thus spelling the Lovely Angel’s doom (with it being revealed in the end that Carmine thinks that Kei and Yuri are romantically involved). Plus there would be a running gag about Yuri sampling copious amounts of wine and Kei trying different foods, with Yuri chastising Kei, who claims that you never gain weight when traveling. Lo and behold, at the end Kei and Yuri weigh themselves and much to Yuri horror, she’s gained five pounds while Yuri is weighs less than before.
Anonymous No.283069808 [Report]
Sexo
Sexo
Anonymous No.283070244 [Report]
>>283068694
Its okay to admit you're gay in the year of our lord 2025
Anonymous No.283070285 [Report]
>>283067387 (OP)
Yuri and Kei plays monopoly and get really into it while waiting for a target to show up
Anonymous No.283070364 [Report]
>>283067387 (OP)
>Anything you’d like to see in a Dirty Pair series made today?
I'd like to see that it never happens.
Anonymous No.283070462 [Report] >>283073020
>>283067828
Just buy the nip bds
Anonymous No.283071092 [Report]
kei is always sexiest and cutest of the two in any iteration
Anonymous No.283071207 [Report]
>>283067387 (OP)
An episode to parody the stuff the series missed, eg a sci-fi episode spoofing Ghost in the Shell, The Matrix, Avatar, VR and AI.

A parody of 90s Trek to return the favor since they always referenced one another.

An espionage episode culminating in Kei running around naked in a hotel or something.

Finale should be the multiverse spoof where the Flash girls come through a portal so it's Kei and Kei (Flash) and Yuri and Yuri (Flash), and the episode ends with a fuckup so more portals open and a shitton of Dirty Pairs from every continuity ever created spill through and some dude freaks out while 5 dozen pairs insist they're the Lovely Angels.
Anonymous No.283071364 [Report]
Just saw those two episodes where Yuri spends the entire time creeping on a 10 year-old. Best girl.
Anonymous No.283071899 [Report]
Anonymous No.283073020 [Report] >>283076317
>>283070462
They're not super terrific. Too much DNR, a bunch of in between frame easter eggs have been removed. On the whole it's a pretty revolting development.
Anonymous No.283073584 [Report] >>283073677 >>283076469
Studio Trigger should adapt the Adam Warren comics
Anonymous No.283073677 [Report] >>283074504 >>283076418
>>283073584
You should walk into traffic.
Anonymous No.283074504 [Report] >>283075031 >>283076418 >>283076469
>>283073677
you have never read them and cannot articulate why you don't like them beyond kneejerk "western comic=bad"
Anonymous No.283074570 [Report]
>>283067421
Anonymous No.283074694 [Report]
>>283069567
>Bubblegum Crisis
>Dirty Pair
>Project A-Ko
>Gall Force
Man, anime nights at 1980s colleges were crazy
Anonymous No.283074746 [Report]
>>283067421
Any time Kei speaks, all I hear is "POKÉMON GET DAZE!"
Anonymous No.283075031 [Report] >>283075139
>>283074504
I have read them. the art is bad. the story is trashy. Adam Warren doesn't under stand the characters. It's dirty cheap shitty sci fi that runs on shock value and Warren's own ghetto brain.
Anonymous No.283075139 [Report] >>283076260
>>283075031
>implying Dirty Pair isn't a lowbrow franchise rooted in trashy sex jokes
Anonymous No.283075637 [Report] >>283075701
>>283068694
Shit taste, anon.
Anonymous No.283075701 [Report]
>>283075637
The image confuses me because 1) nipple, great, 2) this shot with this framing is not actually in the movie so I'm not sure of the source beyond a contemporary magazine.
Anonymous No.283076260 [Report]
>>283075139
You can go lower your standards elsewhere
Anonymous No.283076317 [Report]
>>283073020
Then get the laser discs anon. I don't know what to tell you
Anonymous No.283076418 [Report]
>>283073677
that's me
>>283074504
that's... not me. I didn't expect I'd get anyone else defending Warren here, lol.

To be accurate, the first couple of volumes were written by Toren Sumisu so maybe Gainax would do the honours...
Anonymous No.283076469 [Report]
>>283073584

that's me
>>283074504
that's... not me. I didn't expect I'd get anyone else defending Warren here, lol.

To be accurate, the first couple of volumes were written by Toren Sumisu so maybe Gainax would do the honours...
Anonymous No.283078509 [Report]
>>283069567
Nice