Thread 283086725

I'll start

inb4 it's just a bunch of 35-38 y/o anons pretending otherwise

I'm just a child in comparison.

>>283086841
hey, I'm only 31

28 years old btw.

>>283086725 (OP)
How can i be only 28 yet feeling all the little pains and aches in my body when i wake up. This isn't supposed to happen before 30s if my brother is to be believed

>>283088363
maybe your mattress sucks?

>>283088378
Could be the truth, it's actually a 20 year old compressed coco peat matress with a foam top

>>283088392
lmao, it's been time for a new mattress for 10 years

>>283086841
You mean 12-25 right? Zoomers are ruining this place, just like jeets.

>>283088406
kids don't use uncchan

>>283088499
this, kids doom scroll tiktok
tiktokers come here for content though so we're sort of down-stream

>>283088636
How did hagwife afford an Aston Martin?

I don't think there's any anime characters 40 years old or older. It might be banned by law to depict anyone that old in anime.

>>283086725 (OP)
I'm almost like him, only I'm shorter, I don't have hair on my head, muscles, and I don't have children.

37 according to Google

Not sure of her actual age but probably close.

>>283090092
>40
No wonder Bekki is so desperate.

Not quite an anime character but she's kinda in the ballpark, right?
>>283086725 (OP)
How are you holding up, anon?
Celebrating my 27th BDay last month hit me particularly hard for some reason.

when i was in high school i thought i would grow out of anime in my 20s
then in my 20s i thought i would grow out of anime in my 30s
i wonder if i will grow out of anime in my 40s?
the only thing that's changed is my taste

I think Misato is either exactly as old as me down to birthday, or there's one year difference.

>>283089736
At least you have no enemies too

>>283086725 (OP)
Im finally the same age as my wife

>>283088499
I wish that were true.

>>283088406
What the other guy said.
Use your brain for just a moment and exercise some self-awareness.
Why do you think zoomer hate is so common to the point of monotony on this board? Young people don't come here.

>>283092867
Explain the extreme number of normalfags on /a/ in the last few years particularly. I mean normalfags to the point where they report to the Jannies JC threads.

>>283092926
Because "normalfag" and "zoomer" mean different things you utter retard

>>283092926
That's just reddit niggers that came here because their platform is shit for any kind of discussion and like all rapefugees they instantly proceed to turn the better place they have arrived at in the same shithole they ran away from.
Most are 30+ or in their late 20s at the youngest.
You must be an electionfag because even back in the mid 2010s we used to get underage posters(and I mean 11-13 year olds not almost 18), this event was so common we used to call the summerfags, because kids posting would increase and correlate with summer break fro schools.
Now most "young" posters here are 27-29 hell I doubt you could find someone under 25 and that would be a rarity.
Time marches on and waits for nobody.

>>283093094
I don't see it, I think there's a significant portion of this board under 25. If everyone was 30+ then /a/'s culture wouldn't have changed so drastically over the last 10, but especially 5, years. I don't buy that there are loads of 30+ newfags coming in and posting 'eww .pdf' and just generally not being 4chanish. And yeah I was underage when I was DDoSing 'femnazi' blogs on /b/ in 2006.