Thread 283093954

It was basically Yuri on Ice for men.

jeets?

>>283093954 (OP)
It wasn't even yuri

It was basically Wives for Majima

>>283093954 (OP)
Majima properties

>>283093954 (OP)
I'd recoil their lycoris, if you know what I mean.

made for bondage

>>283093954 (OP)
I thought that was pic related

>>283095424
Why is she pulling it?

>>283095891
you see it you do it, it's unavoidable.

>>283093954 (OP)
Majima is so lucky

>>283094240
>>283094256
>>283096892
Your posts aren't normal. You will never fit in.

>>283093954 (OP)
I want to see them have sex

>>283098631
With Majima

it was pozzed netflix slop

>>283093954 (OP)
Majima is such a chad

>>283098436
I don't know what you're talking about schizo

>>283093954 (OP)
I'm simple man
I liked it
So, watched like 4 times already

>>283099223
cute

>>283093954 (OP)
Majima's wife is so cute

>>283093954 (OP)
Big M always wins

>>283098436
Since when being normal was a good thing here?

Yuricuck here. I do think Chisato and Takina should be lovers, but naturally they'll need a man to act as their dildo, and only one person comes to mind.

spanking Chisato...

>>283100271
That needs to be a scene one day.

>>283094240
>>283094256
>>283096892
>>283098672
>>283098777
>>283099679
>>283099722
Holy kek, the schizo haha

>>283098672
>>283099266
>>283099679
>>283099722
>>283099918
How you act isn't normal anywhere. Least of all on 4chan.
Outside of yuri / harem shit threads your posts don't exist anywhere else on the site.

>>283100596
You missed one of his posts >>283099983

Still no clue how just an okeyish 7/10 anime caused so much mental illness.

>>283100680
There's an untapped demand for action yuri with high-quality animation.

>>283100848
Animation is alright but there is no yuri and the action has no violence because Chisato refuses to use lethal force. If you are going to go the fanservice route at least go all the way.

>>283100680
the premise is 11/10 helps a lot. An all school girl organization that has that fight in skirts and wear bloomers for training is amazing.

>>283093954 (OP)
Majima's wives are so lucky

>>283101060
I wish during training they established that on average Chisato could statistically dodge 98-99% of bullets. Not 100%.
It would have made it more interesting, even though the story would effectively be exactly the same and nothing would change.
Just something about knowing there's a chance is more entertaining imo.

>>283100680
I've noticed schizophrenic self inserters usually tend to get attached to the shittier more basic characters, so it's actually easier to attract schizos if the show isn't anything special

>>283101320
The show does suffer from The side characters are often weak or mess up to make Chisato look cooler. I do wonder if because its an all girl team people don't notice it as much because of that.

>>283093954 (OP)
Damn I was just scrolling by and then I noticed Majimas wives looking absolutely stunning! They look happy together.

>>283101543
Cute lovers

>>283093954 (OP)
Majima is so lucky

season 2 or a movie should have more fan service.

>>283102114
The story in season 1 closed the plot off. If they make an S2 or a movie it would just ruin something that was already closed off nicely.

>>283102169
I assumed there is something planned based of success and them saying theres more for the franchise however vague that is. Plus the shorts all getting dubbed too.

>>283102197
the shorts having the exact same quality as the actual series after so many years was a nice surprise, good sign.

>>283093954 (OP)
Chisato is Majima property

Both of them we're straight and one of them has a boyfriend canonically

>>283102237
she should be forced to put both of her hands down.

It really is just so fucking pathetic how obvious it is that the mod (Troid) is going out of his way to protect an extremely mentally ill shitposter who openly admits he's trying to "bait" and ruin threads. He literally does it on purpose AND gets protected by a mod.

>>283099983
>>283101096
>>283101543
>>283101687
>>283101898
How you act will never be normal. Your obsession with trying to "troll" isn't normal, even here on 4chan. There are no other threads that have posts like yours.

>>283102246
>>283102334
>>283098672
>>283099679
>>283099722
How you act isn't normal anywhere. Least of all on 4chan.
Outside of yuri / harem shit threads your posts don't exist anywhere else on the site.

>>283094240
>>283094256
>>283096892
Your posts aren't normal. You will never fit in.

yurichads won

>>283094347
This guy gets it. They’re begging for bad ends.

>>283099223
Best part of the show. Her happy noises are so cute.

>>283093954 (OP)
I just started watching it and it is great.

>>283102114
Majima deserves more cute scenes with his wife

Big thick Majima dick inside little tight Chisato slit

>>283103994
Bondage is only half of the fun of tying a girl up.

>>283093954 (OP)
When are getting more bros I need more Chisato

>>283104344
Soon, Majima

>>283096798
Chisato's fat, soft, squishy butt needs plapping.

my wife

>>283106200
Majima...

Sex with Chisataki

Blessed thread
I should really watch this series

>>283107989
We know Majima

>>283108022
Fucking kill yourself, faggot

>>283105533
>>283108030
Bumping your shit thread again, assclown?

Why are troons so angry all the time?

>>>/v/723503974
Is this a coincidence? I was browsing a /v/ thread and I happened to stumble upon this. The poster strangely sounds like M*j*m*fag

>>283108277
Meds now

>>>/v/723530238
Is this a coincidence? I was browsing a /v/ thread and I happened to stumble upon this. The poster strangely sounds like M*j*m*fag. Hmmmmm

>Antiyuri schizo resides from the most cancerous side of 4chan
You don't say

>>283108277
>>283108295
Nice offtopic crossboarding posts. Go ahead and make your third astorturfing post now.

>He says this while having the behavior of that board
kek

What is a Majiwife? Serious-wife? There are pretend wives?

>>283108657
Chisato is a Majiwife

>>283105533
Is this a flcl reference?

>>283106200
>sleeping on the couch
What kind of trouble did she cause?

>>283102246
the other way around.

>>283101320
>Just something about knowing there's a chance is more entertaining imo
anyone with half a brain would know nothing bad would happen to one of the mcs
thats why most "suspense" doesnt really exist in shows, because nothing really bad happens to the mascot

also if you need some "chance" for chisato to actually get hurt, you had majima fucking with her more than enough for that chance, by just blinding her

>>283109438
GIWTWM

>>283107989
We know Ojisan

>>283109486
>>283109438
>>283109334
>>283108678
>>283106595
You're one severely autistic fuck

>>283108203
Why are you so angry about them?

>>283109737
>>283108219
Uh oh
I thought you said that Ruri is straight, OP

ffm with chisataki

>>283110084
Ojisan pls

Giving Chisato a painful shot in her butt.

>>283110142
Takina pls

>Yuri on Ice for men
yaoi under fire?

>Sees two cute girls being yuri with each other
>Goes ultra schizo mode with his het headcanon

>>283093954 (OP)
Majima's wives

>>283110169
You say that but you love it, just like Chisato loves Majima you secretly love het posters

>>283110413
Just like you coming over to the yuri thread and trying to act like the yurifags there, you cute tsundere ChisaTakifag

>>283110175
Cringe

>>283109572
Based

>>283110483
Yuri has it's own general anon, if I was mentally ill I'd go there to profess my love not ruin other boards

>>283094206
the guys in yuri on ice also never put penis in asshole, OP is correct

>>283110503
>if I was mentally ill
>has it's own general
pfffftt

>>283104237
>>283104248
>>283105533
>>283106595
>>283107989
It's honestly insane how obsessed and mentally ill you are.
Literally no other threads on the site have anyone who acts like you.

>>283108030
>>283108678
>>283108657
>>283109334
>>283109438
You will never stream your monitor to prove you're more than one person. You will never post proof your boogieman exists. You will never do anything but spam because this is all you have in your life.

>>283109572
>>283110084
>>283110124
>>283110175
>>283110500
How you act isn't considered normal or sane behavior by anyone. Even on 4chan.

>>283099983
>>283101096
>>283101543
>>283101687
>>283101898
How you act will never be normal. Your obsession with trying to "troll" isn't normal, even here on 4chan. There are no other threads that have posts like yours.

>>283102246
>>283102334
>>283098672
>>283099679
>>283099722
How you act isn't normal anywhere. Least of all on 4chan.
Outside of yuri / harem shit threads your posts don't exist anywhere else on the site.

Stop crack shipping two friends and go find a real yuri anime already

Damn, that motherfucker is almost as mentally ill as LRD, pantyschizo, or that fag janitor who monitors /gochiusa/ to hand out false warnings and ban requests.

Lolcow

He started taking his meds for sure

>>283112054
>>283112095
>>283112109
>>283112135
You will never make a "meme" out of anything you try to force.
You quoting mistranslations will never be proof of anything.
No one will never believe anything you say no matter how many times you repeat yourself.
You will never make anyone mad.
Necro bumping your shitposting threads makes you pathetic.

No one in the world thinks "this person is wrong for replying to a spamming shitposter, and the spamming shitposter is actually the good poster". Your line of reasoning is totally nonsensical.

"Soviet war crimes arouse me too, !-Akemi. All of those potential crack shippers being eliminated. I want to genocide everyone outside of the futaba board." - ACK

>>283112181
Wtf is wrong with him???

Sena is deranged...

Yuritroons? Losted bigly

Majiko x Chisataki

>>283112181
>>283112209
>>283112234
>>283112301
>>283112319
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

majima schizo services old men at the truck stop

Millions and millions of people are mad about Majima.

>autosage
loooool

>>283113759
your medicine

Nevermind the page count just didn't update instantly.

Holy shit. Majimafag's arch-nemesis looks like THIS?!
Chisato and Takina would spread their legs wide for him in an instant.
RIP Tomonobu Itagaki ;_;7

>>283114201
>>283114303
>>283114352
>he still has his anonpaste gay fic up his ass
Kek. You're barking up the wrong tree. I hope you know what that is

>>283112054
>>283114867
>t. cracktard who forces his hetshit headcanon every thread AND can't go find a real het anime
Must be depressing being you.

>>283114880
Majiwives!

>>283114880
Ojiwives!

>>283114545
>>283114809
LMAO. Majiwives faggot really believes his own bullshit

Lycoris has gone down the Madoka and Marimite path of being loosely accepted as yuri in the cultural space despite having no overt elements at this point.

>I'm not the John Hayabusa person!
>Let me prove it to you by constantly bringing it up for hours on an unrelated board!

Now that's hilarious. Nobody would know nor care if you didn't brought it up here. But you can't help yourself because you're desperate to push your own narrative, that you indirectly admitting that poster was you.
You might be the dumbest shitposter on this board.

>John Hayabusa
Wait, is this the very reason why this Majischizo is doing all this autism?

>>283114982
Speak
for
yourself

>>283114982
>>283115026
>>283115063
Gonna need context on who this guy is.

Delusional schizophrenic spammers and schizophrenic self inserting troons should kys, ty

>>283109614
i mean i like annoying the yuri troons with Majima, but how was this >>283109486
related to majima posting?
guy complained that chisato is too op with 100% chance to dodge and she should have a few % chance to get hit even with her "superpower"
so i mentioned majima blinding her, which happened 2 times in the show, once with blood spat in her eyes, second in the tower with blinds on the windows
thats when her super eyesight got nullified and she was vulnerable, no?
did you even watch the show faggot, or are just having lesbian fantasies

I don't even know who this Johnny guy is. I'm just using his own narrative against him.

>>283115136
Here's a little lore about the ChisaMajifag and his vendetta against some guy he calls Prick/John
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/280383574/#280394361

>>283115413
>>283115560
>>283114867
Nice crack, retard

>>283115571
>crack

>>283115643
The scene that destroyed /u/troons

>>283115643
That's not official couple is made you dumbass

>>283115664
Go back to school ESL retard

Oh ESL filters him too
Okay

>That sudden ChisaMaji spam
Uh oh, did someone get exposed?

He doesn't like Hayabusa? What a loser

>>283115643
Cute lovers

>>283115643
Yuri series have straighter scenes than that.

>>283115643
Shit crack

The predestined endgame never fails to rile up the mentally ill

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_46a4va40Ns

Johnny Bravo has a better chance of scoring women than Mashitma or any of his "yuri slayer" faggots

>>283115931
True, he would get in Chisato's pants in less than a second

Is "he" here yet

>>283115958
Based. JB x ChisaTaki OT3

>>283115958
It's an apt description because Chisato doesn't wear pants.

Halloween is coming~

>>283115850
Literally the only interesting thing about this godforsaken thread

Johnny won

Halloween is coming

S2 should be about Chisato and Majima reuniting.

>>283115931
The schizo faggot has a type for twinks and traps, so literally any halfway decent man would beat them

>>283116722
and it will

>>283113714
>>283113766
>>283114407
>>283114867
>>283114926
Really, how do you live being this obsessed and mentally ill?
What do you think you are accomplishing by acting this way?
No one will ever think this series has Majima and Chisato as a couple no matter how hard you spam on 4chan.
No one will ever get "triggered" by you making a total retard out of yourself.
The only thing you're doing is ruining threads, which yes, everyone knows is your goal.

>>283115413
>>283115560
>>283115474
>>283115643
>>283115663
How you act will never be normal. No one will ever think you are just making normal posts. Everyone knows you are trying to flame bait, thus you are a failed troll because your "bait" is obvious.

>>283115734
>>283115799
>>283115841
>>283115970
>>283115982
Replying will never mean baited.
Spamming many posts is bad.
Replying to a spammier isn't bad.

>>283116847
>>283112054
>>283112095
>>283112109
>>283112135
You will never make a "meme" out of anything you try to force. You quoting mistranslations will never be proof of anything. No one will never believe anything you say no matter how many times you repeat yourself. You will never make anyone mad. Necro bumping your shitposting threads makes you pathetic. No one in the world thinks "this person is wrong for replying to a spamming shitposter, and the spamming shitposter is actually the good poster". Your line of reasoning is totally nonsensical.

>>283116722
It's been foreshadowed many times

>>283102246
>>283102334
>>283098672
>>283099679
>>283099722
How you act isn't normal anywhere. Least of all on 4chan.
Outside of yuri / harem shit threads your posts don't exist anywhere else on the site.

>>283099983
>>283101096
>>283101543
>>283101687
>>283101898
How you act will never be normal. Your obsession with trying to "troll" isn't normal, even here on 4chan. There are no other threads that have posts like yours.

>>283117045
>>283117068
>>283117097
>>283117122
>>283117156
these are all different people btw and not one very mad schizo

>>283109572
>>283110084
>>283110124
>>283110175
>>283110500
How you act isn't considered normal or sane behavior by anyone. Even on 4chan.

>>283108030
>>283108678
>>283108657
>>283109334
>>283109438
You will never stream your monitor to prove you're more than one person. You will never post proof your boogieman exists. You will never do anything but spam because this is all you have in your life.

these are all different people btw and not one very mad schizo

>>283117221
>>283116083
>>283116722
>>283116810
>>283117116
>telling me to stop shitposting means you're mad
>doing anything i don't like means you're mad
>me spamming so hard I am 35% of a thread all by myself means i an epic troll memer who everyone loves and it's not possible for anyone to think i am bad
Seriously, do you not see how fucking retarded you look?

Why should anyone think you're NOT the problem here? Why should anyone think linking your spam posts is bad, while also thinking your spam posts are good? It is totally nonsensical.

>>283104237
>>283104248
>>283105533
>>283106595
>>283107989
It's honestly insane how obsessed and mentally ill you are.
Literally no other threads on the site have anyone who acts like you.

Imagine being so mentally ill you spend literally every single waking second of your life on 4chan trying to make other people mad.

Reminder that you go into almost any thread 500+ posts and not see a SINLGE post screeching "durrr ur mad!!" at other people.

>>283117409
Now post the screen shot of the thread here where you caught samefagging over 300 replies to yourself, then got IP banned and it was all exposed.

Love how the trash mods delete only a fraction of the posts of both schizos.

Millions and millions of people are malding.

>>283118285
They won

>>283117409
Saar please redeem my Twitter posts

>open thread
>majimafag having a meltie
And all is right with the world,

>>283118048
>>283118285
>>283118576
>>283118605
Why can't you be normal?
How do you not see that is not a single other poster on the site who acts like you?

>>283118917
Your posts aren't normal either, so that's an ironic post.

Backfired

Built for BMC
Stay mad

Hippo thread on Desuarchive is a thriving community.

Frieren on a hippo

Break time

>>283119259
He is indeed built for big meaty cocks I agree my fellow trap lover

>>283115375
+1 Shiraya reference

solar bump

>>283093954 (OP)
Damn OP. You don't seem to be welcome in the yuri thread anymore