Thread 283131257

For me it's left

>>283131257 (OP)
Yuri

OP a fag.

>>283131257 (OP)
same.
I don't want a mommy. I want to spoil the hell out of my wife.

>>283131336
What's your problem with cooking?

>>283131257 (OP)
>Left is a regular woman, remaining with you and giving you affection only as long as you spoil her
>Right is proactive and caring
Right, duh. I refuse to be a tool.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right 100% and the hug is my reward. Next time I cook as an excuse to get a hug as well so it's a win-win.

Right. I want a wife who takes care of my needs, all of them

>>283131346
Sounds like you need an imoutowife.

>>283131257 (OP)
for me its left

>>283131257 (OP)
Left. I dislike food and only eat basic stuff, so I would feel guilty holding Right back. Left seems chill and open to banter, which seems like my kind of time.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right one
She has her own apron,shes a serious player
Feast for a hug is a wonderful deal

>>283131257 (OP)
Right. Personally anyone who believes in the left is a woman or gay.

>>283131800
Insecure much

>>283131800
Left is for people who want a girlfriend or wife
Right is for people who want a mom

>>283131257 (OP)
simp vs cuck

>>283131257 (OP)
For me it's left and right together as I watch.

>>283131878
Right has better genetics and is capable of self-reliance.
Left is a prostitute who will exchange her body for goods and services.

Left Girlfriend who eventually becomes Right Wife after she gave a birth

>>283131346
I want a mommy, but only if I get to be her daddy
We'll spoil the hell out of each other

>>283131841
Nah I am secure. It's human nature to have a women who cooks for her man. It's just humanity has tried to flip the script on human nature the last 20 years on this fact, and any deviation from this is considered "wrong".

>>283131841
The only people who still use the "insecure" meme are women are women-minded men, so you're just proving his point

>>283131878
No right makes more sense because you want someone who can make food for their children when you are away trying to help provide for the family.

>>283131920
To be fair Super Creek is reciprocal which is both left and right really and a perfect balance. You take care of her, and she takes care of you.

>>283131346
Why would you spoil someone who isn't willing to the same for you and only values your usefulness? The best situation is a wife like the right married to a husband like the right.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right. Girls who can cook are priceless.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right seems like she would cheat on you

>>283131962
>>283131964
Cool, I still prefer left.

>>283131998
Absolutely. A tale as old as time, Men's values that they seek in woman has not changed since ever.

>>283132007
Huh?

>>283132007
I don't understand, unless you meant to say "Left".

>>283131878
Left is for people who have nothing to contribute to their gf besides slaving away for them.
Right is for people who work their ass off and expect a home cooked meal and a hug when they get home.

>>283132007
Don't you mean the left? Her descriptions suggest that she gives herself to whoever she can use the best.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right because she's the ideal type to spoil. Get her in the rhythm of doing the cooking a few times, then on a day when she looks tired and least expects it, you surprise her with a meal AND a hug. Finding ways to reciprocate and make her happy is half the fun.

>>283131257 (OP)
>right
>ponytail
>will work for hugs (values hugs)
>skills
>serafuku
[X] Wife

>>283131995
too much selflessness isn't fun

>>283131923
>>283131977
>>283132058
Men are supposed to provide, and children are better off when men provide. Women are trophies made for sex and children.

>>283132062
>>283132025
>>283132056
Brainrot law: If an online discussion grows longer and does not terminate the probability of a braindead cuck mentioning NTR approaches 1.

>>283131257 (OP)
We need a third type of girl here.
Ideally
(Loli) Sneaks into your bed while you sleep, prepares breakfast so you can't complain.

>>283131330
fpbp

>>283131257 (OP)
anyone who says left is retard

>>283132114
This discussion is oriented around relationships, and one of the options under discussion has implied unfaithful tendencies, so I don't see how the mention of cheating is "brainrotten" in any way.

>>283131257 (OP)
>has a cellphone in her hands
>has an apron in her hands
This isn't rocket science.

Rightfags don't understand that you can't have right without people who love left

>>283131346
Mutual spoiling is the best

>>283132014
You just can't handle a strong woman that cooks for you anon, just admit it.

>>283131257 (OP)
Obviously right. Do you fags realize how hard it is nowadays to find a woman who can cook? It’s the most basic skill a woman should have not only to meet traditional expectations but also as a critical tool to survive in this expensive world.

>>283132203
Are you saying that someone with the right's personality would only get along with someone with the left's personality?

>kill
>marry

>>283132203
RightCHADs understand relationships are a team effort and the one who works and brings home the bacon shouldn't be forced to cook it as well.

>>283131330
Kill yourself tranny.

>>283132287
It's the other way around.

If a woman can't cook then her womanhood is incomplete

>>283132249
I prefer spoiling over being spoiled. It's not that hard, anon.

>>283132356
Nothing prevents you from spoiling right.

>>283132308
I like cooking
But it'd be nice to have someone at home at the end of the day anyhow

>>283132007
All types of women cheat but the further she is from her gender role the more likely she is to cheat or divorce you.

>>283132379
Left is made for me though.

>>283132392
So get a dog
At least when they shit the bed or eat something their not supposed to, it's an accident.

>>283132429
Left is made for whoever spoils her the best.

Left and right should get married

>>283132448
So me

>>283132431
you can train it with a shock collar easy

>>283132462
Just hope you don't suffer an economic or health crisis suddenly.

>>283132203
Are you telling me that girl on the right is a leftfag?

>>283132479
Don't worry I'll take her off his hands so that he can die slowly with peace of mind.

>>283132491
And that's how they accumulate a high hug count

>>283132479
Why are you this hateful.

>>283132519
I don't think I'm hateful, I just don't see why you would take a stupid risk when the right choice is obvious. One option covers both needs, the other doesn't. Unless you like the thrill of her leaving you.

>>283132056
>>283132062
No, I was pretty clear about it being right.

>>283131257 (OP)
>For me it's left
4 u, she left alright.
lmao get rekt bozo.

>>283132519
He's was just stating the obvious because shit happens and you need a back up plan.
Or what, you plan to have her hug strangers to feed the both of you?

>>283132535
>>283132613
I just love spoiling people, it's really not that deep.

>>283131257 (OP)
I would do ANYTHING for the girl on the right if it meant coming home to one of her warm home-cooked meals and a hug.
Work my fingers to the bone
Get pegged by her every night
Lick her dirty asshole
Pump 12 kids into her womb
Buy her all the expensive jewelry and outfits she desires
Take her on fancy cruises to exotic locations
ANYTHING

>>283131995
Exactly what I'm saying
>"I don't want a mommy"
Why not? Be her daddy and spoil her right back. It can go both directions.

>>283132639
Spoil the right people.

>>283132351
This.

right, because i've been married to her for 15 years now
pic unrelated but very cute

>>283132658
No.

>>283131257 (OP)
>hug right
>receive meal
>offer meal to left
>hug left
solved

>>283131257 (OP)
I go out and kill the meat, then I bring it home and she makes it tasty for us and our children with rubbing whatever plants on it that she picked off the ground while I was out killing the meat. That is the division of labor. Since she can't go out and kill the meat herself, lacking upper body strength, why should I have to do both tasks? It's basic fairness, Anon.

>>283131257 (OP)
Left but I train her to understand that sex will happen when I want it to if she wants to continue her lavish and pampered lifestyle.
I will pick her lazy ass up off the couch and carry her off to be pelvic pile-driver'd.
She's probably too lazy to fight back anyway.

>>283132765
>subcontracting
very jewish

>>283131946
based

>>283131946
This

>>283131257 (OP)
I don't mind either as long as they actually like me

>>283132811
It just seems like the best way to do it
Love given to you isn't fully received unless you give love in return
And I want to love lots and be loved lots

>>283132868
anon...

I have mommy issues, so I'll take right, please.

>>283132351
Tranny mentality

>>283131257 (OP)
Right, and I will spoil her rotten with everything I can muster.

>>283132469
based turk

>>283131257 (OP)
Form and function go hand and hand, gap moe is a abomination.

>>283132938
No one here is saying don't love Left.
Just that you shouldn't marry Left.

>>283131330
nigga just kill yourself so you can finally enter spectator mode

>>283133120
>Just that you shouldn't marry Left.
What are you? My mum?

>>283131330
Zoomies are angry with this fpbp

>>283131257 (OP)
For me It's left too

>>283133208
On the left you have a warm blanket
On the right you have cheeseburger
Which do you choose?
Yurifags: *rubs the cheeseburger all over the blanket*

>>283133332
righ-
>(hair dye)
left

>>283131330
fpbp

>>283131330
FPBP

>>283132148
>has implied unfaithful tendencies
You're insane. This is what fapping NTR does to your brain, makes you see things that aren't there.

>>283132153
Based knower.

>>283131330
That's my name, and yes, i have relationship with both.

>>283131330
I can't tell what's a cheeky reply, misandrist retard or actual falseflagging faggot about 2D lesbians anymore when it comes to yuri posts in unrelated threads.

I'm going insane.

>>283132007
Kill yourself.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right is clearly superior. She does not only love receiving the hugs I love giving, but she'll also cook for me to support my life endeavors. Why would you want to take care of a baby like on the left? Leave that to when you have kids.

>>283133332
>>283133445
Do girls from the right really exist?

>>283134237
my mom

>>283132203
This is downright RETARDED
PEOPLE THAT CHOOSES LEFT ARE A BUNCH OF SIMPS AND BECAUSE OF THAT MAJORITY OF FOIDS BECAME LEFT. Snake eating it's own tail. You're so delusional and out of touch.

>>283134221
>Why would you want to take care of a baby like on the left?
Why wouldn't you?

.

>>283134348
Yeah fuck leftfags
let's make this world free of leftfags

>>283132083
This is the correct answer.

>>283132921
>projecting

>>283132459
You and a noose should get married.

>>283133921
It's tranny mods inviting their ilk to shit up threads.

>>283132142
Good

>>283132083
Amazing how one little anime girl can be so smart.

>>283131330
FPWP

>>283131257 (OP)
Right as wife, left as a concubine

>>283132921
>Expecting women to behave like women is now considered a tranny mentality
You're a mentally ill faggot

>>283132921
Ah yes women should be coding rust and doing speedruns

People wanting left is an adaptation to the times we live in, where the vast majority of girls are like left. This is the same reason so many people are fatfags. I've seen enough relationships among my friends with girls like left to know that I never ever want to be around a woman like that.

>>283131330
FIPI BIPI

>>283131257 (OP)
Turning left into right.

>>283131330
We need to do something about the /u/ infestation.

>>283132007
'likeliness' of cheating doesn't seem measurable
that sort of thing is all opportunism, no?

guess it's the thread for those

>>283133332
Both are sluts

real man will choose 4th

>>283131257 (OP)
Fuck left
Marry righ
Kill myself because I'll never actually do either

>>283135480
Can't beat the classics.

>>283135531
This artist is gonna be the death of me.

>>283135578
Hardest decision in this entire thread

>>283135499
the heartless reality is better, and sexier

>>283132142
Domestic violence looks like this?

>>283135363
Comfy girl gets the D also points for strip teasing

>>283131330
C/u/ck

>>283135531
4th how?
In English direction or Japanese direction?

>>283135531
3rd all the way

>>283135531
2>4>3>1

>>283135818
Japanese

>>283135578
1>3>2>4

>>283135531
Blue. She doesn't talk too much.

>>283131257 (OP)
The answer is rape.

>>283131330
FPBP

>>283135531
Are tsunderes even real? I encountered girls with various types of personalities but I've never come across a tsundere.

>>283136335
>Are tsunderes even real?
My little sister is one

objective ranking for all of (You)

>>283131257 (OP)
>>283133332
>>283133445
right>left

>>283135531
2>1>>4>3

>>283135578
blue>yellow>purple>green

>>283136335
They're an approximation of a hypothetical ideal.

>>283135578
1 is the obvious choice
>2
Can become obnoxious if you just wanna have some quiet time after a busy day at work
>3
This ultimately comes down to how much you love her because sometimes you can only give so much when your well has been depleted.
>4
Might as well get a dog

>>283135531
pink
>>283135578
blue

>>283136349
>tfw no tsundere imouto
>>283136357
>They're an approximation of a hypothetical ideal
Well put anon.

>>283135547
Real

>>283131330
Fippy bippy

>>283132083
What the fuck is an actual adult doing here?

>>283131257 (OP)
The one who will reciprocate my affection.

>>283136505
You should adore your precious imouto

>>283134703
I was a fatfag long before it was cool.

Also, there are people who like left because domineering women who wear the trousers in the relationship are very popular amongst men now (mostly because a lot of men are shy autists nowadays who don’t know how to talk to women). Men who like submissive women are shockingly rare today.

Personally, I feel I’d like a blend of Left and Right. Mostly right, except they like to be spoiled as well.

>>283131330
uhh hello, based department?
you're gonna wanna take a look at this...

>>283131330
>Yuri

>>283131346
Based

>>283136665
> domineering women who wear the trousers in the relationship are very popular amongst men now (mostly because a lot of men are shy autists nowadays who don’t know how to talk to women).

yeah, that's why most people on there choose the right one

>>283131257 (OP)
seeing right my mind instantly played "任せといて！"
hahaha I love you and me and me and you

>>283135531
>>283135578
Can I just kill myself already?

Ponytail=instant win

>>283137257
ayo my nig spittin' fax!
fax

>>283131257 (OP)
Right is for manbabies
Left is for simps

>>283137145
If I have to suffer then you have to suffer with me

>>283131257 (OP)
whatever
the cuter one always wins

>>283136665
The right is "the proactive gentle femdom mommy gf who will do everything in a relationship" fantasy all autists love
The left one seems more like a protag from female oriented media

>>283133445
>>283133332
It does have nothing to to with the clothing they're wearing. Femcels who've never been in a relationship before would act extremely awkwardly in front of men, the same way incels are in front of women. Stacy's would just act as naturally as Chads would, because they've got experience. It's not rocket science.

>>283131257 (OP)
I don't cook so right

>>283135499
god, I love reality!

>>283136665
>very popular amongst men now
But not among women
>Men who like submissive women are shockingly rare today
Are you speaking for yourself? They still make up the larger fraction but it's just declined among zoomers compared to past.

>>283134500
I'd cum all over the right one.

>>283135742
It's sexy because you have the God pov of knowing her intentions. What makes the reality so heartless is that she'll never work up the courage to make a move and you'll be clueless about her crush on you until 5 years later in the middle of the night when your subconscious mind finally puts all the pieces together but now it's too late because she moved away last year and your contact info is outdated so all you're left with is this cruel feeling of wasted potential to add to the rest of the baggage of regrets and missed opportunities you carry around

>>283131346
>Having a normal wife is having a "mommy"
You retards are pornsick

>>283131346
Manchildren hate him
LEARN HOW

>>283131257 (OP)
LEFT
LEFT
LEFT

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

>>283131257 (OP)
Give right a hug, give meal to left for hug.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right and it's not even close.

>>283133445
>>283133332
Left is pure sex.

>>283135363
Rigth a cute.

>>283135578
Hug girl best girl.

>>283140054
I do not believe there is a good option among these.

>>283140054
kill kill kill kill

>>283140054
4 > 3 > 2 > 1

>>283140054
i rather kill myself

>>283140054
29, extreme money dump and a lawyer? She's the most dangerous one.
35, recreational use only
49, poison
55, old fat ugly and rich, death of the soul

>>283140616
>>283140949
Pick one now.

>>283141383
you

>>283132007
Straight up. Left might seem brash and uncaring, but she'd be more loyal while the right would easily get swept away.

>>283135480
finally somebody who gets it

>>283141383
Give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom.

>>283141383
none

>>283132142
Average lesbian relationship

>>283140054
>50 million yen
The fact you can barely buy an apartment with that money where I live these days makes me wish for thermonuclear hellfire upon us all.

>>283132083
Reading this felt like finding a $20 bill in the middle of a trash heap.
Real adults shouldn't be here.

>>283141383
>law school
Horse girl; 4chan told me it's a big redflag. Always listen to /a/non even when you don't understand why. It's a no.
>mother of 2
hahahaha. No.
>fujoshi
I feel like she's bad but why not. May be
>ugly
Meh. She might be good but I don't know much about her. May be

Do you have more info on them? Haven't read this manga.

>>283140054
Marry 1 and use her money to date and fuck the other 3 behind her back

>>283138202
>loves people that want to be spoiled
yeah definitely a normal woman and not thinly veiled mommy kink stuff

>>283142454
I'm pretty sure they are one-off characters.

>>283142507
>cheating on a rich hag
>after taking her dad's money
Anon, you're getting suicided.

>>283131257 (OP)
Left. I want to spoil.

>>283142454
>Do you have more info on them? Haven't read this manga.
Hare Kon - Chapter 95

>>283131257 (OP)
I want the left one to put her feet on my face

>>283134500
It's always been Rei.
4chan settled this years ago.

>>283135518
Right so I can strip her to cool her off

>>283135363
Left so I can warm her with my body heat.

>>283141704
>it's true according to my delusion
Cope faggot

>>283132114
>a braindead cuck mentioning NTR approaches 1.
T.braindead cuck

>>283131257 (OP)
>left
Current generation of worthless women
>right
Critically endangered women who are already taken

>>283143945
>Critically endangered women who are already taken
more like non existant women

>>283131257 (OP)
I want a girl like on the right but I only find girls like on the left. I'm so tired, bros.

>>283141704
Why

>>283141383
55 is not horrendous, and if she's actually a loving person then that more than makes up for her lack of looks. The money is cherry on top, though bringing it up like that might be a red flag. Other three sound like they'd be more trouble than they're worth, in comparison.

Japan has spoken

>>283144374
Exactly why Japan is dying. A generation of weak men who only want spoiling without having anything to give in return.

>>283135531
Blue because I like the aquarium

>>283144374
>>283144470
>even reddit and 9gag prefer right

>>283132107
Men are the trophies, not the women.

>>283144703
>autistic neet manchildren on reddit prefer the pseudo mommy

yeah i wonder why

>>283144821
I don't like freeloaders.

>>283135531
The one on the left for me

>>283140054
number 4, because i'm 43

>>283145080
>number 4
counting from the left or the right?

>>283145164
i meant the horse girl, but now that i thought about it i'm not so sure
although my wife's sister had a horse and she's pretty chill

>>283145080
>not going for young women as an ojisan
Anon...

>>283131257 (OP)
I thought she'd be stronger

>>283131330
The first man in space.

>>283144821
As opposed to a girl that only lazes around all day while you work your ass off to finance her life? The choice is obvious.

>>283131257 (OP)
This image has never made the slightest bit of sense to me. A homecooked meal takes far more effort than a hug and you have to give a hug either way, so obviously I would forego the time-intensivity of preparing an entire homecooked meal in exchange for a measly hug when I can get both a hug AND a homecooked meal by choosing the other option. I don't care if I'm the one who has to initiate the hug, a hug is a hug, and I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to waste my time making food just to get the same reward. I wish I could find the person who made this stupid picture and bash his fucking head in with a bat.

>>283134500
air guitar

This thread is making very lonely

>>283131257 (OP)
>People saying left is wife material when cooking and cleaning is LITERALLY what a good stay at home wife does.
?????????

>>283146634
That's because it was made by someone whose only understanding of relationships comes from generalized anime stereotypes and/or shitty unhealthy IRL relationships where affection is seen as transactional. Even assuming either girl is completely realistic, neither is likely to result in a happy long-term interpersonal relation. A happy relationship depends on mutual love, respect, and compromise, and as long as that's in place and the girl has a good head on her shoulders, she will give you BOTH hugs and home-cooked meals completely unprompted. Not because you did anything in particular, not because she feels it's her duty, but because she wants to see (You) happy. And as long as you're not a self-centered piece of shit who only wants to take but never give, you, too, will find yourself wanting to do the same.

>>283146634
>and you have to give a hug either way
no you don't

>>283131257 (OP)
For right it's left.

>>283136335
That depends of what "tsundere" school you adhere to.
The classical tsundere is a slow progression from "I have reason to detest you" to "I love you".

But you see, writing plots and all that character development thingy
planning that more than one episode ahead is soooo difficult
So what if we just concentrated that in the episode?
Easier! let's just make the girl bipolar, it's ok she just can't decide if he like it or something
That's the new tsundere

>>283147701
A, D, & G for me.

>>283131330
They're literally perfect for each other

>>283147655
Osakacute

>>283131257 (OP)
You don't wanna take care of an adult baby, it's fun at first but it's draining
She should be able to spoil you back
The ideal wife will be left or right depending on the day.

>>283147557
left a cute
>>283147621
both a cute, but probably right
>>283147655
okinawa > osaka > nagoya > fukuoka > rest
>>283147679
both insanely cute
>>283147701
none of them are flat enough, but G
>>283147780
yankee > crybaby > buge > tomboy > garden girl > nerd

>>283147749
I don't know about avocado burgers, but avocado hot dogs are great

>>283147820
Trvke

For me it's L

>>283148851
C for me, thanks.

>>283148851
I want I

>>283148851
>Kill E & F
>marry the rest

>>283148851
>L
Blonde drill hairstyle and glasses, very based.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right, left is a useless whore.

>>283147655
hokkaido. Fuck hot places.
>>283147701
G
>>283147679
B
>>283147621
Right
>>283148851
H&L

>>283148851
B please

>>283147450
the true ending

>>283131257 (OP)
Right, but you overload her with affection until she mindbreaks and briefly turns into left

>>283149756
BASED

>>283147701
hot

>>283140054
Hayakawa

pick

>>283131257 (OP)
Left, but I get rewarded with sex instead.

Bros, I need...
YOUR FINEST DORKS
THE DORKIEST OF THEM ALL

>>283149909
bokumanko all the way

>>283149948
but she would just be on her phone the entire time...

>>283147621
>>283148290
>YOU BETTER JOIN ME, OR ELSE

Anyone have that chart of various archetypes royally spilling their spaghetti?

>>283140054
I can easily fix number 1. Its obvious she will be totally devoted to me, so it should even be rather easy. The money doesn't even factor into it all that much, but does help since neither one of us will have to worry about anything ever again and can live our lives to the fullest.
All the others are obviously completely vapid sluts and/or brainwashed into obsessing about "muh career".

>>283150366
50 mil is a lot, but not retirement tier money

>>283140054
Number 4 is the only good choice here, I don't see the downsides.

>>283147701
All of them are good.

>>283150550
It's the same girl at different weights.

>>283150430
I'll teach her to live and appreciate a simple life. I'll have her on a diet, working out and cooking cheap, nutritious meals for both of us before long.

>>283149909
Could Kino (from Kino no Tabi) be considered a combination of kuudere and bokukko? I would say that she has the ideal personality.

>>283131257 (OP)
Worst outcome is left and no hug

>>283133332
Literally image for ants, so thanks >>283133445

>>283135578
Damn. I just want to be back in a relationship. Like the upper left, but my ex was a lower left, few hugs tho :(

>>283140054
Nevermind, thanks for reminding me the world is not filled with cutie pie waifus, and that this is basically what I can choose.

>>283151342
I want left and feet on face

>>283144821
truth

>>283151410
What I meant was, the worst output is getting a GF who wants to be spoiled and does not show any sort of care afterwards. Heck, if she lets me lick her anus after cooking, I excitedly rush into it (the cooking, of course)

>>283131257 (OP)
Left is the kind of girl you would see entering a love hotel with a man twice her age. I choose right. Until I become an old man myself, then I'd choose left obviously.

>>283147621
Which one is the real tomboy

>>283150430
Uh. Yes it is. That's not retirement tier only in the very most expensive areas. Where I live that's around 2000 years' worth.

>>283151840
how poor are you

>>283150430
>50 mil
>not enough money to retire on
Where the fuck do you live, Monaco?

>>283151985
50 million yen is not enough to retire on.

>>283151840
>>283151985
50,000,00 yen = 332,398 dollars

>>283152052
>>283152058
Oh. I thought you meant 50 million US

>>283151840
I live very cheaply and its about 1400 a month in total here, so about 17000 a year. that gift would be about 20 or so years of cash, give or take
I dont exactly plan on dying at 50, and this would be for just me, not counting a whole other person living with me.

>>283152106
And don't forget that other person is a woman with a rich dad. Do not underestimate the importance of this.

>>283152106
Yes, I thought he meant $50,000,000, not yen

>>283151771
No you fool you're supposed to get married young and never look at another woman again

>>283135578
First one. As I become older, I realize this is the one I need the most.

>>283152052
>>283152058
I should've paid attention to the thread I was in, my bad.

If it were 50 mil dollaridoos or europoors, you could have the biggest, happiest family...
Just remember to spoil your kids with affection, not expensive gifts, use all the free time you have and spend it with them
Become the worlds most powerful dad

>>283152058
>buy a few houses
>become a landlord
ezpz

>>283152190
Spoiler is my backup plan if I don't get right.

>>283132938
If anything there's people screeching about you having mommy issues if you want right

>>283131257 (OP)
Kill both

>>283140054
Only downside to 2 is that she's too young

>>283131330
FPBP

Someone told me once that I remind him of the girl on the right in the OP pic.

>>283135578
All are good
I don't care if I'm the one who has to do all the work and she just wants to get spoiled, but she has to make it feel like it's been worth it
Tell me I'm doing a good job, make me feel missed, that is enough
Oh but in real life you give a girl the easy life and all she does is take you for granted and then cheat when you're at work

>>283152321
As soon as she felt her life is not going the way she wanted she will blame you (and she'll use that as an excuse to cheat)

>>283135578
Kill, kill, kill, kill

>>283150108
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>283147655
Can I use Fukushima as a night light?

>>283131257 (OP)
The unfortunate person who made this image has probably never had a girlfriend

>>283152296
almost like this thread isn't about people bitching about left

>>283135531
>2 extra tickets
Cool, can I invite my gf (blue) as well?

>>283152420
YWNBAW

>>283131330
/thread

>>283131346
>willingly being manipulated to prove to strangers what a big tough man you are
kek

>>283131257 (OP)
I reward right with strong but gentle hugs and make her feel like a crucial part of my bodybuilding.

how about this one

4chan got so much worse when everyone started pretending to be chad alpha males

>>283147655
kobe>fukushima>okinawa>fukuoka>hokkaido>niggata>osaka>nagoya>tokyo

>>283131257 (OP)
Right

>>283135531
3

>>283135578
Holy shit, literally all of them. Yellow is best, but the margins are thin here, boys.

>>283140054
55. She's not that bad and I get to be rich and connected. We could work out and get in shape together and I could bring her out of her shell a bit.

>>283147587
Heart says left, Brain says right. I'm kind of a spendthrift, so probably right.


>>283147701
C and D are the most delicious, but everything other than G is good.

>>283148851
B, C and I are always best

>>283147621
No doubt, right.

>>283131395
You grew up in an abusive household if left is regular to you. Thats a messed up chick

>>283131257 (OP)
Right of course.

>>283149909
kuudere all day every day

>>283155201
>You grew up in an abusive household
Try an abusive civilization.

Pick whichever one you want.
Except Hatoko.
She's mine, so fuck off.

>>283147818
For me, it's Francine. Charlotte can't be trusted.

>>283155941
You fuck off.

>>283155941
I'll pick Hatoko-chan

>>283135531
I pick green

>>283155941
Kuudere Hanako

>>283155941
>I wish this VN existed
why doesn't it?

>>283135578
> Girl who can't wait to talk a lot
the only one of these I might find tolerable is late-chan. and that depends on the rest of her personality.

>>283156394
What don't you like about hug-chan wtf

>>283156538
Completely silent or over-shy girls are annoying to me

>>283131330
yuri cucks embarrass themselves once again

>>283147655
All of them
I love school uniforms

>>283155941
Shiori

>>283144470
The difficulty I have is that both want to be pampered/doted on, they just want it in different ways. Both girls have their charms, but I actually enjoy cooking so I'd probably still go left

>>283144470
>A generation of weak men who only want spoiling without having anything to give in return.
Sounds 110% like the west.

>>283155941
Kasumi
I want to see where life goes

>>283131257 (OP)
I've dated both and neither is preferable. The left will ignore you for days on end. The right will feel sad and mopey if you forget to give her attention for 30 minutes.

>>283131257 (OP)
So you're a cuck.

>>283158124
>I dated
Stopped reading there.

>>283158146
okay manchild

which one for me?

>>283148851
A > I > G > H > L > the rest

>>283155941
the bitch with the biggest tits

>>283148851
A

A 100%

>>283158339
you don't deserve them

>>283158446
ok chud

>>283148851
all shit

>>283152052
you can retire on that easily, just live a frugal life and fuck off from big cities

>>283155941
Shizuku please.

>>283152265
Your backup plan sucks

>>283133445
After becoming an oji-san, my preference became left.

>>283155941
Shizuku intense snuggle correction
I wish it was real, I love gloomy dorks so fucking much

>>283146876
That's the definition of a good stay at home wife for a stereotypical normalfag male.
/a/ is full of foreveralones who have already resolved to be self-sufficient and don't want to rely on anyone, not even to cook for them.

Left would be improved 100% if she was a clingy dork who starts crying if she's alone

>>283159375
Sure, but then you infringe on the territory of the right girl. The premise of the left girl is that she renders affection for goods and only remains with you as long as you're useful. The right girl seems more like the kind who'd break down if she were left alone.

>>283159317
>foreveralones who have already resolved to be self-sufficient and don't want to rely on anyone
Why can't a meet and marry a cute, not fat, non-bipolar, virgin, and submissive 4chan gf?

>>283159443
Thats why left is shit, a hug is considered payment for the food, its like prostitution, there is no love behind it
Whereas if she were more humble and possibly a huge dork, she would give the hug as a thank you for taking care of her
The point is that its not about being relied upon or relying upon someone, its about the feeling behind it
Anyway I love crybaby dorks

>>283159443
I don't understand your hatred against the left girl.

>>283159443
Your logic is flawed
In reality all women will leave you if you stop being useful

>>283131330
>improved op's image with one word
I kneel

>>283131257 (OP)
I want a cute eager, school uniformed wife

>>283132083
A smart anon
An anon who gets it

>>283132646
>Pump 12 kids into her womb
Don't act like that's a punishment

>>283131257 (OP)
I married left while myself being right.

>>283159796
Men were put on this earth to give uppies

>>283159564
>Ruined OP's image with one word

>>283159806
Exactly
>>283132203

>>283148851
My wife is G so I'm going with that one.

>>283131257 (OP)
Obviously the right. I don't want a girl who can't even cook. Even though I can cook better, it's the principle. She needs to be self-supportive and not a lazy slug.

>>283131257 (OP)
This is basically Emilia or Rem. I'm choosing Rem.

>>283131257 (OP)
Right
I like giving hugs.
I also enjoy cooking but we can take turns on that.

>>283131346
aka like a typical nice guy. yikes

Left is worthless.
I spend so much time at work and this is how this bitch repays me?

>>283155941
Chinami is objectively the best one

>>283159806
In other words >>283131330

>>283160289
see >>283133171

>>283160416
>I married left while myself being right.
>left is a girl
>right is a girl
It's yuri

>>283160487
It doesn't take a genius to deduce that he's referring only to their personalities. Yuricucks truly are mentally ill.

>>283155941
Kawashima Hatoko

>>283131257 (OP)
>ponytail
>uniform
>apron
>cheerful and eager
its not close

>>283150108
Not today!

>>283131330
Least pathetic yurincel