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For me it's left
Anonymous No.283131330 >>283132136 >>283132309 >>283133171 >>283133265 >>283133521 >>283133616 >>283133878 >>283133921 >>283134619 >>283134921 >>283134970 >>283135809 >>283136260 >>283136516 >>283136868 >>283136902 >>283145472 >>283147772 >>283152330 >>283153008 >>283156579 >>283159564 >>283160289 >>283162602
>>283131257 (OP)
Yuri
Anonymous No.283131336 >>283131347
OP a fag.
Anonymous No.283131346 >>283131472 >>283131946 >>283131995 >>283132240 >>283136915 >>283138202 >>283138375 >>283153064 >>283160084
>>283131257 (OP)
same.
I don't want a mommy. I want to spoil the hell out of my wife.
Anonymous No.283131347
>>283131336
What's your problem with cooking?
Anonymous No.283131395 >>283155201
>>283131257 (OP)
>Left is a regular woman, remaining with you and giving you affection only as long as you spoil her
>Right is proactive and caring
Right, duh. I refuse to be a tool.
Anonymous No.283131405
>>283131257 (OP)
Right 100% and the hug is my reward. Next time I cook as an excuse to get a hug as well so it's a win-win.
Anonymous No.283131427
Right. I want a wife who takes care of my needs, all of them
Anonymous No.283131472
>>283131346
Sounds like you need an imoutowife.
Anonymous No.283131495
>>283131257 (OP)
for me its left
Anonymous No.283131645
>>283131257 (OP)
Left. I dislike food and only eat basic stuff, so I would feel guilty holding Right back. Left seems chill and open to banter, which seems like my kind of time.
Anonymous No.283131723
>>283131257 (OP)
Right one
She has her own apron,shes a serious player
Feast for a hug is a wonderful deal
Anonymous No.283131800 >>283131841 >>283131878
>>283131257 (OP)
Right. Personally anyone who believes in the left is a woman or gay.
Anonymous No.283131841 >>283131962 >>283131964
>>283131800
Insecure much
Anonymous No.283131878 >>283131923 >>283131977 >>283132058
>>283131800
Left is for people who want a girlfriend or wife
Right is for people who want a mom
Anonymous No.283131904
>>283131257 (OP)
simp vs cuck
Anonymous No.283131920 >>283131994
>>283131257 (OP)
For me it's left and right together as I watch.
Anonymous No.283131923 >>283132107
>>283131878
Right has better genetics and is capable of self-reliance.
Left is a prostitute who will exchange her body for goods and services.
Anonymous No.283131940
Left Girlfriend who eventually becomes Right Wife after she gave a birth
Anonymous No.283131946 >>283132811 >>283132844
>>283131346
I want a mommy, but only if I get to be her daddy
We'll spoil the hell out of each other
Anonymous No.283131962 >>283132014
>>283131841
Nah I am secure. It's human nature to have a women who cooks for her man. It's just humanity has tried to flip the script on human nature the last 20 years on this fact, and any deviation from this is considered "wrong".
Anonymous No.283131964 >>283132014
>>283131841
The only people who still use the "insecure" meme are women are women-minded men, so you're just proving his point
Anonymous No.283131977 >>283132107
>>283131878
No right makes more sense because you want someone who can make food for their children when you are away trying to help provide for the family.
Anonymous No.283131994
>>283131920
To be fair Super Creek is reciprocal which is both left and right really and a perfect balance. You take care of her, and she takes care of you.
Anonymous No.283131995 >>283132102 >>283132649
>>283131346
Why would you spoil someone who isn't willing to the same for you and only values your usefulness? The best situation is a wife like the right married to a husband like the right.
Anonymous No.283131998 >>283132023
>>283131257 (OP)
Right. Girls who can cook are priceless.
Anonymous No.283132007 >>283132025 >>283132056 >>283132062 >>283132414 >>283133932 >>283135486 >>283141704
>>283131257 (OP)
Right seems like she would cheat on you
Anonymous No.283132014 >>283132249
>>283131962
>>283131964
Cool, I still prefer left.
Anonymous No.283132023
>>283131998
Absolutely. A tale as old as time, Men's values that they seek in woman has not changed since ever.
Anonymous No.283132025 >>283132114
>>283132007
Huh?
Anonymous No.283132056 >>283132114 >>283132561
>>283132007
I don't understand, unless you meant to say "Left".
Anonymous No.283132058 >>283132107
>>283131878
Left is for people who have nothing to contribute to their gf besides slaving away for them.
Right is for people who work their ass off and expect a home cooked meal and a hug when they get home.
Anonymous No.283132062 >>283132114 >>283132561
>>283132007
Don't you mean the left? Her descriptions suggest that she gives herself to whoever she can use the best.
Anonymous No.283132083 >>283134546 >>283134605 >>283136555 >>283142078 >>283142232 >>283159777
>>283131257 (OP)
Right because she's the ideal type to spoil. Get her in the rhythm of doing the cooking a few times, then on a day when she looks tired and least expects it, you surprise her with a meal AND a hug. Finding ways to reciprocate and make her happy is half the fun.
Anonymous No.283132089
>>283131257 (OP)
>right
>ponytail
>will work for hugs (values hugs)
>skills
>serafuku
[X] Wife
Anonymous No.283132102
>>283131995
too much selflessness isn't fun
Anonymous No.283132104
>hating stay-at-home neetwife
Anonymous No.283132107 >>283144773
>>283131923
>>283131977
>>283132058
Men are supposed to provide, and children are better off when men provide. Women are trophies made for sex and children.
Anonymous No.283132114 >>283132148 >>283143806
>>283132062
>>283132025
>>283132056
Brainrot law: If an online discussion grows longer and does not terminate the probability of a braindead cuck mentioning NTR approaches 1.
Anonymous No.283132115
>>283131257 (OP)
We need a third type of girl here.
Ideally
(Loli) Sneaks into your bed while you sleep, prepares breakfast so you can't complain.
Anonymous No.283132136
>>283131330
fpbp
Anonymous No.283132138
>>283131257 (OP)
anyone who says left is retard
Anonymous No.283132142 >>283134587 >>283135783 >>283141837
Anonymous No.283132148 >>283133755
>>283132114
This discussion is oriented around relationships, and one of the options under discussion has implied unfaithful tendencies, so I don't see how the mention of cheating is "brainrotten" in any way.
Anonymous No.283132153 >>283133817
>>283131257 (OP)
>has a cellphone in her hands
>has an apron in her hands
This isn't rocket science.
Anonymous No.283132203 >>283132287 >>283132289 >>283132308 >>283132488 >>283134348 >>283159859
Rightfags don't understand that you can't have right without people who love left
Anonymous No.283132240
>>283131346
Mutual spoiling is the best
Anonymous No.283132249 >>283132356
>>283132014
You just can't handle a strong woman that cooks for you anon, just admit it.
Anonymous No.283132271
>>283131257 (OP)
Obviously right. Do you fags realize how hard it is nowadays to find a woman who can cook? It’s the most basic skill a woman should have not only to meet traditional expectations but also as a critical tool to survive in this expensive world.
Anonymous No.283132287 >>283132320
>>283132203
Are you saying that someone with the right's personality would only get along with someone with the left's personality?
Anonymous No.283132289
>>283132203
Anonymous No.283132295
>kill
>marry
Anonymous No.283132308 >>283132392
>>283132203
RightCHADs understand relationships are a team effort and the one who works and brings home the bacon shouldn't be forced to cook it as well.
Anonymous No.283132309
>>283131330
Kill yourself tranny.
Anonymous No.283132320
>>283132287
It's the other way around.
Anonymous No.283132351 >>283132676 >>283132921
If a woman can't cook then her womanhood is incomplete
Anonymous No.283132356 >>283132379
>>283132249
I prefer spoiling over being spoiled. It's not that hard, anon.
Anonymous No.283132379 >>283132429
>>283132356
Nothing prevents you from spoiling right.
Anonymous No.283132392 >>283132431
>>283132308
I like cooking
But it'd be nice to have someone at home at the end of the day anyhow
Anonymous No.283132414
>>283132007
All types of women cheat but the further she is from her gender role the more likely she is to cheat or divorce you.
Anonymous No.283132429 >>283132448
>>283132379
Left is made for me though.
Anonymous No.283132431 >>283132469
>>283132392
So get a dog
At least when they shit the bed or eat something their not supposed to, it's an accident.
Anonymous No.283132448 >>283132462
>>283132429
Left is made for whoever spoils her the best.
Anonymous No.283132459 >>283134567
Left and right should get married
Anonymous No.283132462 >>283132479
>>283132448
So me
Anonymous No.283132469 >>283132994
>>283132431
you can train it with a shock collar easy
Anonymous No.283132479 >>283132491 >>283132519
>>283132462
Just hope you don't suffer an economic or health crisis suddenly.
Anonymous No.283132488
>>283132203
Are you telling me that girl on the right is a leftfag?
Anonymous No.283132491 >>283132514
>>283132479
Don't worry I'll take her off his hands so that he can die slowly with peace of mind.
Anonymous No.283132514
>>283132491
And that's how they accumulate a high hug count
Anonymous No.283132519 >>283132535 >>283132613
>>283132479
Why are you this hateful.
Anonymous No.283132535 >>283132639
>>283132519
I don't think I'm hateful, I just don't see why you would take a stupid risk when the right choice is obvious. One option covers both needs, the other doesn't. Unless you like the thrill of her leaving you.
Anonymous No.283132561
>>283132056
>>283132062
No, I was pretty clear about it being right.
Anonymous No.283132583
>>283131257 (OP)
>For me it's left
4 u, she left alright.
lmao get rekt bozo.
Anonymous No.283132613 >>283132639
>>283132519
He's was just stating the obvious because shit happens and you need a back up plan.
Or what, you plan to have her hug strangers to feed the both of you?
Anonymous No.283132639 >>283132658
>>283132535
>>283132613
I just love spoiling people, it's really not that deep.
Anonymous No.283132646 >>283159796
>>283131257 (OP)
I would do ANYTHING for the girl on the right if it meant coming home to one of her warm home-cooked meals and a hug.
Work my fingers to the bone
Get pegged by her every night
Lick her dirty asshole
Pump 12 kids into her womb
Buy her all the expensive jewelry and outfits she desires
Take her on fancy cruises to exotic locations
ANYTHING
Anonymous No.283132649
>>283131995
Exactly what I'm saying
>"I don't want a mommy"
Why not? Be her daddy and spoil her right back. It can go both directions.
Anonymous No.283132658 >>283132701
>>283132639
Spoil the right people.
Anonymous No.283132676
>>283132351
This.
Anonymous No.283132690
right, because i've been married to her for 15 years now
pic unrelated but very cute
Anonymous No.283132701
>>283132658
No.
Anonymous No.283132765 >>283132795
>>283131257 (OP)
>hug right
>receive meal
>offer meal to left
>hug left
solved
Anonymous No.283132766
>>283131257 (OP)
I go out and kill the meat, then I bring it home and she makes it tasty for us and our children with rubbing whatever plants on it that she picked off the ground while I was out killing the meat. That is the division of labor. Since she can't go out and kill the meat herself, lacking upper body strength, why should I have to do both tasks? It's basic fairness, Anon.
Anonymous No.283132794
>>283131257 (OP)
Left but I train her to understand that sex will happen when I want it to if she wants to continue her lavish and pampered lifestyle.
I will pick her lazy ass up off the couch and carry her off to be pelvic pile-driver'd.
She's probably too lazy to fight back anyway.
Anonymous No.283132795
>>283132765
>subcontracting
very jewish
Anonymous No.283132811 >>283132876
>>283131946
based
Anonymous No.283132844
>>283131946
This
Anonymous No.283132868 >>283132888
>>283131257 (OP)
I don't mind either as long as they actually like me
Anonymous No.283132876
>>283132811
It just seems like the best way to do it
Love given to you isn't fully received unless you give love in return
And I want to love lots and be loved lots
Anonymous No.283132888
>>283132868
anon...
Anonymous No.283132900
I have mommy issues, so I'll take right, please.
Anonymous No.283132921 >>283134558 >>283134662 >>283134696
>>283132351
Tranny mentality
Anonymous No.283132938 >>283133120 >>283152296
>ITT
Anonymous No.283132975
>>283131257 (OP)
Right, and I will spoil her rotten with everything I can muster.
Anonymous No.283132994
>>283132469
based turk
Anonymous No.283133049
>>283131257 (OP)
Form and function go hand and hand, gap moe is a abomination.
Anonymous No.283133120 >>283133208
>>283132938
No one here is saying don't love Left.
Just that you shouldn't marry Left.
Anonymous No.283133171 >>283160416
>>283131330
nigga just kill yourself so you can finally enter spectator mode
Anonymous No.283133208 >>283133402
>>283133120
>Just that you shouldn't marry Left.
What are you? My mum?
Anonymous No.283133265
>>283131330
Zoomies are angry with this fpbp
Anonymous No.283133332 >>283133405 >>283133445 >>283134237 >>283135526 >>283136351 >>283137499 >>283140054 >>283151342
>>283131257 (OP)
For me It's left too
Anonymous No.283133402
>>283133208
On the left you have a warm blanket
On the right you have cheeseburger
Which do you choose?
Yurifags: *rubs the cheeseburger all over the blanket*
Anonymous No.283133405
>>283133332
righ-
>(hair dye)
left
Anonymous No.283133445 >>283134237 >>283136351 >>283137499 >>283140054 >>283151342 >>283158849
>>283133332
Anonymous No.283133507
Anonymous No.283133521
>>283131330
fpbp
Anonymous No.283133616
>>283131330
FPBP
Anonymous No.283133755
>>283132148
>has implied unfaithful tendencies
You're insane. This is what fapping NTR does to your brain, makes you see things that aren't there.
Anonymous No.283133817
>>283132153
Based knower.
Anonymous No.283133878
>>283131330
That's my name, and yes, i have relationship with both.
Anonymous No.283133921 >>283134573
>>283131330
I can't tell what's a cheeky reply, misandrist retard or actual falseflagging faggot about 2D lesbians anymore when it comes to yuri posts in unrelated threads.

I'm going insane.
Anonymous No.283133932
>>283132007
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.283134221 >>283134420
>>283131257 (OP)
Right is clearly superior. She does not only love receiving the hugs I love giving, but she'll also cook for me to support my life endeavors. Why would you want to take care of a baby like on the left? Leave that to when you have kids.
Anonymous No.283134237 >>283134278
>>283133332
>>283133445
Do girls from the right really exist?
Anonymous No.283134278
>>283134237
my mom
Anonymous No.283134348 >>283134503
>>283132203
This is downright RETARDED
PEOPLE THAT CHOOSES LEFT ARE A BUNCH OF SIMPS AND BECAUSE OF THAT MAJORITY OF FOIDS BECAME LEFT. Snake eating it's own tail. You're so delusional and out of touch.
Anonymous No.283134420
>>283134221
>Why would you want to take care of a baby like on the left?
Why wouldn't you?
Anonymous No.283134500 >>283137931 >>283142920 >>283146785
.
Anonymous No.283134503
>>283134348
Yeah fuck leftfags
let's make this world free of leftfags
Anonymous No.283134546
>>283132083
This is the correct answer.
Anonymous No.283134558
>>283132921
>projecting
Anonymous No.283134567
>>283132459
You and a noose should get married.
Anonymous No.283134573
>>283133921
It's tranny mods inviting their ilk to shit up threads.
Anonymous No.283134587
>>283132142
Good
Anonymous No.283134605
>>283132083
Amazing how one little anime girl can be so smart.
Anonymous No.283134619
>>283131330
FPWP
Anonymous No.283134647
>>283131257 (OP)
Right as wife, left as a concubine
Anonymous No.283134662
>>283132921
>Expecting women to behave like women is now considered a tranny mentality
You're a mentally ill faggot
Anonymous No.283134696
>>283132921
Ah yes women should be coding rust and doing speedruns
Anonymous No.283134703 >>283136665
People wanting left is an adaptation to the times we live in, where the vast majority of girls are like left. This is the same reason so many people are fatfags. I've seen enough relationships among my friends with girls like left to know that I never ever want to be around a woman like that.
Anonymous No.283134921
>>283131330
FIPI BIPI
Anonymous No.283134939
>>283131257 (OP)
Turning left into right.
Anonymous No.283134970
>>283131330
We need to do something about the /u/ infestation.
Anonymous No.283135363 >>283135799 >>283140054 >>283143146
>>283131257 (OP)
Anonymous No.283135480 >>283135552 >>283141727
Anonymous No.283135486
>>283132007
'likeliness' of cheating doesn't seem measurable
that sort of thing is all opportunism, no?
Anonymous No.283135499 >>283135742 >>283137799
guess it's the thread for those
Anonymous No.283135518 >>283143146
Anonymous No.283135526
>>283133332
Both are sluts
Anonymous No.283135531 >>283135578 >>283135818 >>283135832 >>283135850 >>283136203 >>283136335 >>283136351 >>283136503 >>283137145 >>283144580 >>283145007 >>283152862 >>283153669 >>283156249
real man will choose 4th
Anonymous No.283135547 >>283136507
>>283131257 (OP)
Fuck left
Marry righ
Kill myself because I'll never actually do either
Anonymous No.283135552
>>283135480
Can't beat the classics.
Anonymous No.283135578 >>283135610 >>283135875 >>283136351 >>283136476 >>283136503 >>283137145 >>283140054 >>283151342 >>283152214 >>283152421 >>283152503 >>283153669 >>283156394
>>283135531
This artist is gonna be the death of me.
Anonymous No.283135610
>>283135578
Hardest decision in this entire thread
Anonymous No.283135742 >>283138155
>>283135499
the heartless reality is better, and sexier
Anonymous No.283135783
>>283132142
Domestic violence looks like this?
Anonymous No.283135799
>>283135363
Comfy girl gets the D also points for strip teasing
Anonymous No.283135809
>>283131330
C/u/ck
Anonymous No.283135818 >>283135865
>>283135531
4th how?
In English direction or Japanese direction?
Anonymous No.283135832
>>283135531
3rd all the way
Anonymous No.283135850
>>283135531
2>4>3>1
Anonymous No.283135865
>>283135818
Japanese
Anonymous No.283135875
>>283135578
1>3>2>4
Anonymous No.283136203
>>283135531
Blue. She doesn't talk too much.
Anonymous No.283136235
>>283131257 (OP)
The answer is rape.
Anonymous No.283136260
>>283131330
FPBP
Anonymous No.283136335 >>283136349 >>283136357 >>283147463
>>283135531
Are tsunderes even real? I encountered girls with various types of personalities but I've never come across a tsundere.
Anonymous No.283136349 >>283136505
>>283136335
>Are tsunderes even real?
My little sister is one
Anonymous No.283136351
objective ranking for all of (You)

>>283131257 (OP)
>>283133332
>>283133445
right>left

>>283135531
2>1>>4>3

>>283135578
blue>yellow>purple>green
Anonymous No.283136357 >>283136505
>>283136335
They're an approximation of a hypothetical ideal.
Anonymous No.283136476
>>283135578
1 is the obvious choice
>2
Can become obnoxious if you just wanna have some quiet time after a busy day at work
>3
This ultimately comes down to how much you love her because sometimes you can only give so much when your well has been depleted.
>4
Might as well get a dog
Anonymous No.283136503
>>283135531
pink
>>283135578
blue
Anonymous No.283136505 >>283136657
>>283136349
>tfw no tsundere imouto
>>283136357
>They're an approximation of a hypothetical ideal
Well put anon.
Anonymous No.283136507
>>283135547
Real
Anonymous No.283136516
>>283131330
Fippy bippy
Anonymous No.283136555
>>283132083
What the fuck is an actual adult doing here?
Anonymous No.283136577
>>283131257 (OP)
The one who will reciprocate my affection.
Anonymous No.283136657
>>283136505
You should adore your precious imouto
Anonymous No.283136665 >>283137073 >>283137432 >>283137912
>>283134703
I was a fatfag long before it was cool.

Also, there are people who like left because domineering women who wear the trousers in the relationship are very popular amongst men now (mostly because a lot of men are shy autists nowadays who don’t know how to talk to women). Men who like submissive women are shockingly rare today.

Personally, I feel I’d like a blend of Left and Right. Mostly right, except they like to be spoiled as well.
Anonymous No.283136868
>>283131330
uhh hello, based department?
you're gonna wanna take a look at this...
Anonymous No.283136902
>>283131330
>Yuri
Anonymous No.283136915
>>283131346
Based
Anonymous No.283137073
>>283136665
> domineering women who wear the trousers in the relationship are very popular amongst men now (mostly because a lot of men are shy autists nowadays who don’t know how to talk to women).

yeah, that's why most people on there choose the right one
Anonymous No.283137092
>>283131257 (OP)
seeing right my mind instantly played "任せといて!"
hahaha I love you and me and me and you
Anonymous No.283137145 >>283137219 >>283137335
>>283135531
>>283135578
Can I just kill myself already?
Anonymous No.283137219
>>283137145
Anonymous No.283137257 >>283137281
Ponytail=instant win
Anonymous No.283137281
>>283137257
ayo my nig spittin' fax!
fax
Anonymous No.283137315
>>283131257 (OP)
Right is for manbabies
Left is for simps
Anonymous No.283137335
>>283137145
If I have to suffer then you have to suffer with me
Anonymous No.283137336
>>283131257 (OP)
whatever
the cuter one always wins
Anonymous No.283137432
>>283136665
The right is "the proactive gentle femdom mommy gf who will do everything in a relationship" fantasy all autists love
The left one seems more like a protag from female oriented media
Anonymous No.283137499
>>283133445
>>283133332
It does have nothing to to with the clothing they're wearing. Femcels who've never been in a relationship before would act extremely awkwardly in front of men, the same way incels are in front of women. Stacy's would just act as naturally as Chads would, because they've got experience. It's not rocket science.
Anonymous No.283137595
>>283131257 (OP)
I don't cook so right
Anonymous No.283137799
>>283135499
god, I love reality!
Anonymous No.283137912
>>283136665
>very popular amongst men now
But not among women
>Men who like submissive women are shockingly rare today
Are you speaking for yourself? They still make up the larger fraction but it's just declined among zoomers compared to past.
Anonymous No.283137931
>>283134500
I'd cum all over the right one.
Anonymous No.283138155
>>283135742
It's sexy because you have the God pov of knowing her intentions. What makes the reality so heartless is that she'll never work up the courage to make a move and you'll be clueless about her crush on you until 5 years later in the middle of the night when your subconscious mind finally puts all the pieces together but now it's too late because she moved away last year and your contact info is outdated so all you're left with is this cruel feeling of wasted potential to add to the rest of the baggage of regrets and missed opportunities you carry around
Anonymous No.283138202 >>283142547
>>283131346
>Having a normal wife is having a "mommy"
You retards are pornsick
Anonymous No.283138375
>>283131346
Manchildren hate him
LEARN HOW
Anonymous No.283138419
>>283131257 (OP)
LEFT
LEFT
LEFT
Anonymous No.283138642
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
Anonymous No.283138848
>>283131257 (OP)
Give right a hug, give meal to left for hug.
Anonymous No.283140054 >>283140616 >>283140658 >>283140688 >>283140949 >>283141077 >>283141844 >>283142507 >>283145080 >>283149863 >>283150366 >>283150489 >>283151342 >>283152321 >>283153669
>>283131257 (OP)
Right and it's not even close.

>>283133445
>>283133332
Left is pure sex.

>>283135363
Rigth a cute.

>>283135578
Hug girl best girl.
Anonymous No.283140616 >>283141383
>>283140054
I do not believe there is a good option among these.
Anonymous No.283140658
>>283140054
kill kill kill kill
Anonymous No.283140688
>>283140054
4 > 3 > 2 > 1
Anonymous No.283140949 >>283141383
>>283140054
i rather kill myself
Anonymous No.283141077
>>283140054
29, extreme money dump and a lawyer? She's the most dangerous one.
35, recreational use only
49, poison
55, old fat ugly and rich, death of the soul
Anonymous No.283141383 >>283141497 >>283141728 >>283141788 >>283142454 >>283144227
>>283140616
>>283140949
Pick one now.
Anonymous No.283141497
>>283141383
you
Anonymous No.283141704 >>283143510 >>283144167
>>283132007
Straight up. Left might seem brash and uncaring, but she'd be more loyal while the right would easily get swept away.
Anonymous No.283141727
>>283135480
finally somebody who gets it
Anonymous No.283141728
>>283141383
Give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom.
Anonymous No.283141788
>>283141383
none
Anonymous No.283141837
>>283132142
Average lesbian relationship
Anonymous No.283141844
>>283140054
>50 million yen
The fact you can barely buy an apartment with that money where I live these days makes me wish for thermonuclear hellfire upon us all.
Anonymous No.283142078
>>283132083
Reading this felt like finding a $20 bill in the middle of a trash heap.
Real adults shouldn't be here.
Anonymous No.283142232
>>283132083
Anonymous No.283142454 >>283142585 >>283142640
>>283141383
>law school
Horse girl; 4chan told me it's a big redflag. Always listen to /a/non even when you don't understand why. It's a no.
>mother of 2
hahahaha. No.
>fujoshi
I feel like she's bad but why not. May be
>ugly
Meh. She might be good but I don't know much about her. May be

Do you have more info on them? Haven't read this manga.
Anonymous No.283142507 >>283142585
>>283140054
Marry 1 and use her money to date and fuck the other 3 behind her back
Anonymous No.283142547
>>283138202
>loves people that want to be spoiled
yeah definitely a normal woman and not thinly veiled mommy kink stuff
Anonymous No.283142585
>>283142454
I'm pretty sure they are one-off characters.

>>283142507
>cheating on a rich hag
>after taking her dad's money
Anon, you're getting suicided.
Anonymous No.283142613
>>283131257 (OP)
Left. I want to spoil.
Anonymous No.283142640
>>283142454
>Do you have more info on them? Haven't read this manga.
Hare Kon - Chapter 95
Anonymous No.283142691
>>283131257 (OP)
I want the left one to put her feet on my face
Anonymous No.283142920
>>283134500
It's always been Rei.
4chan settled this years ago.
Anonymous No.283143146
>>283135518
Right so I can strip her to cool her off

>>283135363
Left so I can warm her with my body heat.
Anonymous No.283143510
>>283141704
>it's true according to my delusion
Cope faggot
Anonymous No.283143806
>>283132114
>a braindead cuck mentioning NTR approaches 1.
T.braindead cuck
Anonymous No.283143945 >>283144048
>>283131257 (OP)
>left
Current generation of worthless women
>right
Critically endangered women who are already taken
Anonymous No.283144048
>>283143945
>Critically endangered women who are already taken
more like non existant women
Anonymous No.283144055
>>283131257 (OP)
I want a girl like on the right but I only find girls like on the left. I'm so tired, bros.
Anonymous No.283144167
>>283141704
Why
Anonymous No.283144227
>>283141383
55 is not horrendous, and if she's actually a loving person then that more than makes up for her lack of looks. The money is cherry on top, though bringing it up like that might be a red flag. Other three sound like they'd be more trouble than they're worth, in comparison.
Anonymous No.283144374 >>283144470 >>283144703
Japan has spoken
Anonymous No.283144470 >>283144703 >>283156969 >>283157230
>>283144374
Exactly why Japan is dying. A generation of weak men who only want spoiling without having anything to give in return.
Anonymous No.283144580
>>283135531
Blue because I like the aquarium
Anonymous No.283144703 >>283144821
>>283144374
>>283144470
>even reddit and 9gag prefer right
Anonymous No.283144773
>>283132107
Men are the trophies, not the women.
Anonymous No.283144821 >>283144893 >>283145490 >>283151624
>>283144703
>autistic neet manchildren on reddit prefer the pseudo mommy

yeah i wonder why
Anonymous No.283144893
>>283144821
I don't like freeloaders.
Anonymous No.283145007
>>283135531
The one on the left for me
Anonymous No.283145080 >>283145164 >>283145414
>>283140054
number 4, because i'm 43
Anonymous No.283145164 >>283145203
>>283145080
>number 4
counting from the left or the right?
Anonymous No.283145203
>>283145164
i meant the horse girl, but now that i thought about it i'm not so sure
although my wife's sister had a horse and she's pretty chill
Anonymous No.283145414
>>283145080
>not going for young women as an ojisan
Anon...
Anonymous No.283145457
>>283131257 (OP)
I thought she'd be stronger
Anonymous No.283145472
>>283131330
The first man in space.
Anonymous No.283145490
>>283144821
As opposed to a girl that only lazes around all day while you work your ass off to finance her life? The choice is obvious.
Anonymous No.283146634 >>283147235 >>283147375
>>283131257 (OP)
This image has never made the slightest bit of sense to me. A homecooked meal takes far more effort than a hug and you have to give a hug either way, so obviously I would forego the time-intensivity of preparing an entire homecooked meal in exchange for a measly hug when I can get both a hug AND a homecooked meal by choosing the other option. I don't care if I'm the one who has to initiate the hug, a hug is a hug, and I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to waste my time making food just to get the same reward. I wish I could find the person who made this stupid picture and bash his fucking head in with a bat.
Anonymous No.283146785
>>283134500
air guitar
Anonymous No.283146826
This thread is making very lonely
Anonymous No.283146876 >>283159317
>>283131257 (OP)
>People saying left is wife material when cooking and cleaning is LITERALLY what a good stay at home wife does.
?????????
Anonymous No.283147235
>>283146634
That's because it was made by someone whose only understanding of relationships comes from generalized anime stereotypes and/or shitty unhealthy IRL relationships where affection is seen as transactional. Even assuming either girl is completely realistic, neither is likely to result in a happy long-term interpersonal relation. A happy relationship depends on mutual love, respect, and compromise, and as long as that's in place and the girl has a good head on her shoulders, she will give you BOTH hugs and home-cooked meals completely unprompted. Not because you did anything in particular, not because she feels it's her duty, but because she wants to see (You) happy. And as long as you're not a self-centered piece of shit who only wants to take but never give, you, too, will find yourself wanting to do the same.
Anonymous No.283147375
>>283146634
>and you have to give a hug either way
no you don't
Anonymous No.283147450 >>283149740
>>283131257 (OP)
For right it's left.
Anonymous No.283147463
>>283136335
That depends of what "tsundere" school you adhere to.
The classical tsundere is a slow progression from "I have reason to detest you" to "I love you".

But you see, writing plots and all that character development thingy
planning that more than one episode ahead is soooo difficult
So what if we just concentrated that in the episode?
Easier! let's just make the girl bipolar, it's ok she just can't decide if he like it or something
That's the new tsundere
Anonymous No.283147528
Anonymous No.283147557 >>283147949
Anonymous No.283147587 >>283153669
Anonymous No.283147621 >>283147818 >>283147949 >>283148290 >>283149609 >>283150161 >>283151785 >>283155045
Anonymous No.283147655 >>283147815 >>283147949 >>283149609 >>283152686 >>283153567 >>283156690
Anonymous No.283147679 >>283147949 >>283149609
Anonymous No.283147701 >>283147750 >>283147949 >>283149609 >>283149820 >>283150550 >>283153669
Anonymous No.283147749 >>283147992
Anonymous No.283147750
>>283147701
A, D, & G for me.
Anonymous No.283147772
>>283131330
They're literally perfect for each other
Anonymous No.283147780 >>283147949
Anonymous No.283147815
>>283147655
Osakacute
Anonymous No.283147818 >>283155959
>>283147621
Anonymous No.283147820 >>283148018
>>283131257 (OP)
You don't wanna take care of an adult baby, it's fun at first but it's draining
She should be able to spoil you back
The ideal wife will be left or right depending on the day.
Anonymous No.283147949
>>283147557
left a cute
>>283147621
both a cute, but probably right
>>283147655
okinawa > osaka > nagoya > fukuoka > rest
>>283147679
both insanely cute
>>283147701
none of them are flat enough, but G
>>283147780
yankee > crybaby > buge > tomboy > garden girl > nerd
Anonymous No.283147992
>>283147749
I don't know about avocado burgers, but avocado hot dogs are great
Anonymous No.283148018
>>283147820
Trvke
Anonymous No.283148290 >>283150161
>>283147621
Anonymous No.283148851 >>283148866 >>283148929 >>283149049 >>283149459 >>283149609 >>283149658 >>283153669 >>283158389 >>283158434 >>283158496 >>283159920
For me it's L
Anonymous No.283148866
>>283148851
C for me, thanks.
Anonymous No.283148929
>>283148851
I want I
Anonymous No.283149049
>>283148851
>Kill E & F
>marry the rest
Anonymous No.283149459
>>283148851
>L
Blonde drill hairstyle and glasses, very based.
Anonymous No.283149606
>>283131257 (OP)
Right, left is a useless whore.
Anonymous No.283149609
>>283147655
hokkaido. Fuck hot places.
>>283147701
G
>>283147679
B
>>283147621
Right
>>283148851
H&L
Anonymous No.283149658
>>283148851
B please
Anonymous No.283149740
>>283147450
the true ending
Anonymous No.283149756 >>283149810
>>283131257 (OP)
Right, but you overload her with affection until she mindbreaks and briefly turns into left
Anonymous No.283149810
>>283149756
BASED
Anonymous No.283149820
>>283147701
hot
Anonymous No.283149863
>>283140054
Hayakawa
Anonymous No.283149909 >>283149952 >>283151099 >>283155212
pick
Anonymous No.283149948 >>283149997
>>283131257 (OP)
Left, but I get rewarded with sex instead.
Anonymous No.283149949
Bros, I need...
YOUR FINEST DORKS
THE DORKIEST OF THEM ALL
Anonymous No.283149952
>>283149909
bokumanko all the way
Anonymous No.283149997
>>283149948
but she would just be on her phone the entire time...
Anonymous No.283150108 >>283152650 >>283162112
Anonymous No.283150161
>>283147621
>>283148290
>YOU BETTER JOIN ME, OR ELSE
Anonymous No.283150302
Anyone have that chart of various archetypes royally spilling their spaghetti?
Anonymous No.283150366 >>283150430
>>283140054
I can easily fix number 1. Its obvious she will be totally devoted to me, so it should even be rather easy. The money doesn't even factor into it all that much, but does help since neither one of us will have to worry about anything ever again and can live our lives to the fullest.
All the others are obviously completely vapid sluts and/or brainwashed into obsessing about "muh career".
Anonymous No.283150430 >>283150598 >>283151840 >>283151985
>>283150366
50 mil is a lot, but not retirement tier money
Anonymous No.283150489
>>283140054
Number 4 is the only good choice here, I don't see the downsides.
Anonymous No.283150550 >>283150578
>>283147701
All of them are good.
Anonymous No.283150578
>>283150550
It's the same girl at different weights.
Anonymous No.283150598
>>283150430
I'll teach her to live and appreciate a simple life. I'll have her on a diet, working out and cooking cheap, nutritious meals for both of us before long.
Anonymous No.283151099
>>283149909
Could Kino (from Kino no Tabi) be considered a combination of kuudere and bokukko? I would say that she has the ideal personality.
Anonymous No.283151342 >>283151410
>>283131257 (OP)
Worst outcome is left and no hug

>>283133332
Literally image for ants, so thanks >>283133445

>>283135578
Damn. I just want to be back in a relationship. Like the upper left, but my ex was a lower left, few hugs tho :(

>>283140054
Nevermind, thanks for reminding me the world is not filled with cutie pie waifus, and that this is basically what I can choose.
Anonymous No.283151410 >>283151766
>>283151342
I want left and feet on face
Anonymous No.283151624
>>283144821
truth
Anonymous No.283151766
>>283151410
What I meant was, the worst output is getting a GF who wants to be spoiled and does not show any sort of care afterwards. Heck, if she lets me lick her anus after cooking, I excitedly rush into it (the cooking, of course)
Anonymous No.283151771 >>283152190
>>283131257 (OP)
Left is the kind of girl you would see entering a love hotel with a man twice her age. I choose right. Until I become an old man myself, then I'd choose left obviously.
Anonymous No.283151785
>>283147621
Which one is the real tomboy
Anonymous No.283151840 >>283151937 >>283152058 >>283152106
>>283150430
Uh. Yes it is. That's not retirement tier only in the very most expensive areas. Where I live that's around 2000 years' worth.
Anonymous No.283151937
>>283151840
how poor are you
Anonymous No.283151985 >>283152052 >>283152058
>>283150430
>50 mil
>not enough money to retire on
Where the fuck do you live, Monaco?
Anonymous No.283152052 >>283152088 >>283152222 >>283158672
>>283151985
50 million yen is not enough to retire on.
Anonymous No.283152058 >>283152088 >>283152222 >>283152248
>>283151840
>>283151985
50,000,00 yen = 332,398 dollars
Anonymous No.283152088
>>283152052
>>283152058
Oh. I thought you meant 50 million US
Anonymous No.283152106 >>283152164 >>283152169
>>283151840
I live very cheaply and its about 1400 a month in total here, so about 17000 a year. that gift would be about 20 or so years of cash, give or take
I dont exactly plan on dying at 50, and this would be for just me, not counting a whole other person living with me.
Anonymous No.283152164
>>283152106
And don't forget that other person is a woman with a rich dad. Do not underestimate the importance of this.
Anonymous No.283152169
>>283152106
Yes, I thought he meant $50,000,000, not yen
Anonymous No.283152190 >>283152265
>>283151771
No you fool you're supposed to get married young and never look at another woman again
Anonymous No.283152214
>>283135578
First one. As I become older, I realize this is the one I need the most.
Anonymous No.283152222
>>283152052
>>283152058
I should've paid attention to the thread I was in, my bad.
Anonymous No.283152243
If it were 50 mil dollaridoos or europoors, you could have the biggest, happiest family...
Just remember to spoil your kids with affection, not expensive gifts, use all the free time you have and spend it with them
Become the worlds most powerful dad
Anonymous No.283152248
>>283152058
>buy a few houses
>become a landlord
ezpz
Anonymous No.283152265 >>283158844
>>283152190
Spoiler is my backup plan if I don't get right.
Anonymous No.283152296 >>283152799
>>283132938
If anything there's people screeching about you having mommy issues if you want right
Anonymous No.283152297
>>283131257 (OP)
Kill both
Anonymous No.283152321 >>283152446
>>283140054
Only downside to 2 is that she's too young
Anonymous No.283152330
>>283131330
FPBP
Anonymous No.283152420 >>283152914
Someone told me once that I remind him of the girl on the right in the OP pic.
Anonymous No.283152421
>>283135578
All are good
I don't care if I'm the one who has to do all the work and she just wants to get spoiled, but she has to make it feel like it's been worth it
Tell me I'm doing a good job, make me feel missed, that is enough
Oh but in real life you give a girl the easy life and all she does is take you for granted and then cheat when you're at work
Anonymous No.283152446
>>283152321
As soon as she felt her life is not going the way she wanted she will blame you (and she'll use that as an excuse to cheat)
Anonymous No.283152503
>>283135578
Kill, kill, kill, kill
Anonymous No.283152650
>>283150108
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.283152686
>>283147655
Can I use Fukushima as a night light?
Anonymous No.283152793
>>283131257 (OP)
The unfortunate person who made this image has probably never had a girlfriend
Anonymous No.283152799
>>283152296
almost like this thread isn't about people bitching about left
Anonymous No.283152862
>>283135531
>2 extra tickets
Cool, can I invite my gf (blue) as well?
Anonymous No.283152914
>>283152420
YWNBAW
Anonymous No.283153008
>>283131330
/thread
Anonymous No.283153064
>>283131346
>willingly being manipulated to prove to strangers what a big tough man you are
kek
Anonymous No.283153175
>>283131257 (OP)
I reward right with strong but gentle hugs and make her feel like a crucial part of my bodybuilding.
Anonymous No.283153298
how about this one
Anonymous No.283153344
4chan got so much worse when everyone started pretending to be chad alpha males
Anonymous No.283153567
>>283147655
kobe>fukushima>okinawa>fukuoka>hokkaido>niggata>osaka>nagoya>tokyo
Anonymous No.283153669
>>283131257 (OP)
Right

>>283135531
3

>>283135578
Holy shit, literally all of them. Yellow is best, but the margins are thin here, boys.

>>283140054
55. She's not that bad and I get to be rich and connected. We could work out and get in shape together and I could bring her out of her shell a bit.

>>283147587
Heart says left, Brain says right. I'm kind of a spendthrift, so probably right.


>>283147701
C and D are the most delicious, but everything other than G is good.

>>283148851
B, C and I are always best
Anonymous No.283155045
>>283147621
No doubt, right.
Anonymous No.283155201 >>283155330
>>283131395
You grew up in an abusive household if left is regular to you. Thats a messed up chick

>>283131257 (OP)
Right of course.
Anonymous No.283155212 >>283158925
>>283149909
kuudere all day every day
Anonymous No.283155330
>>283155201
>You grew up in an abusive household
Try an abusive civilization.
Anonymous No.283155941 >>283155979 >>283156242 >>283156249 >>283156322 >>283156760 >>283157788 >>283158402 >>283158789 >>283159162 >>283160159 >>283161763
Pick whichever one you want.
Except Hatoko.
She's mine, so fuck off.
Anonymous No.283155959
>>283147818
For me, it's Francine. Charlotte can't be trusted.
Anonymous No.283155979
>>283155941
You fuck off.
Anonymous No.283156242
>>283155941
I'll pick Hatoko-chan
Anonymous No.283156249
>>283135531
I pick green

>>283155941
Kuudere Hanako
Anonymous No.283156322
>>283155941
>I wish this VN existed
why doesn't it?
Anonymous No.283156394 >>283156538
>>283135578
> Girl who can't wait to talk a lot
the only one of these I might find tolerable is late-chan. and that depends on the rest of her personality.
Anonymous No.283156538 >>283156557
>>283156394
What don't you like about hug-chan wtf
Anonymous No.283156557
>>283156538
Completely silent or over-shy girls are annoying to me
Anonymous No.283156579
>>283131330
yuri cucks embarrass themselves once again
Anonymous No.283156690
>>283147655
All of them
I love school uniforms
Anonymous No.283156760
>>283155941
Shiori
Anonymous No.283156969
>>283144470
The difficulty I have is that both want to be pampered/doted on, they just want it in different ways. Both girls have their charms, but I actually enjoy cooking so I'd probably still go left
Anonymous No.283157230
>>283144470
>A generation of weak men who only want spoiling without having anything to give in return.
Sounds 110% like the west.
Anonymous No.283157788
>>283155941
Kasumi
I want to see where life goes
Anonymous No.283158124 >>283158237
>>283131257 (OP)
I've dated both and neither is preferable. The left will ignore you for days on end. The right will feel sad and mopey if you forget to give her attention for 30 minutes.
Anonymous No.283158146 >>283158266
>>283131257 (OP)
So you're a cuck.
Anonymous No.283158237
>>283158124
>I dated
Stopped reading there.
Anonymous No.283158266
>>283158146
okay manchild
Anonymous No.283158339 >>283158446
which one for me?
Anonymous No.283158389
>>283148851
A > I > G > H > L > the rest
Anonymous No.283158402
>>283155941
the bitch with the biggest tits
Anonymous No.283158434
>>283148851
A

A 100%
Anonymous No.283158446 >>283158456
>>283158339
you don't deserve them
Anonymous No.283158456
>>283158446
ok chud
Anonymous No.283158496
>>283148851
all shit
Anonymous No.283158672
>>283152052
you can retire on that easily, just live a frugal life and fuck off from big cities
Anonymous No.283158789
>>283155941
Shizuku please.
Anonymous No.283158844
>>283152265
Your backup plan sucks
Anonymous No.283158849
>>283133445
After becoming an oji-san, my preference became left.
Anonymous No.283158925
>>283155212
Anonymous No.283159162
>>283155941
Shizuku intense snuggle correction
I wish it was real, I love gloomy dorks so fucking much
Anonymous No.283159317 >>283159478
>>283146876
That's the definition of a good stay at home wife for a stereotypical normalfag male.
/a/ is full of foreveralones who have already resolved to be self-sufficient and don't want to rely on anyone, not even to cook for them.
Anonymous No.283159375 >>283159443
Left would be improved 100% if she was a clingy dork who starts crying if she's alone
Anonymous No.283159443 >>283159486 >>283159538 >>283159563
>>283159375
Sure, but then you infringe on the territory of the right girl. The premise of the left girl is that she renders affection for goods and only remains with you as long as you're useful. The right girl seems more like the kind who'd break down if she were left alone.
Anonymous No.283159478
>>283159317
>foreveralones who have already resolved to be self-sufficient and don't want to rely on anyone
Why can't a meet and marry a cute, not fat, non-bipolar, virgin, and submissive 4chan gf?
Anonymous No.283159486
>>283159443
Thats why left is shit, a hug is considered payment for the food, its like prostitution, there is no love behind it
Whereas if she were more humble and possibly a huge dork, she would give the hug as a thank you for taking care of her
The point is that its not about being relied upon or relying upon someone, its about the feeling behind it
Anyway I love crybaby dorks
Anonymous No.283159538
>>283159443
I don't understand your hatred against the left girl.
Anonymous No.283159563
>>283159443
Your logic is flawed
In reality all women will leave you if you stop being useful
Anonymous No.283159564 >>283159820
>>283131330
>improved op's image with one word
I kneel
Anonymous No.283159764
>>283131257 (OP)
I want a cute eager, school uniformed wife
Anonymous No.283159777
>>283132083
A smart anon
An anon who gets it
Anonymous No.283159796 >>283159819
>>283132646
>Pump 12 kids into her womb
Don't act like that's a punishment
Anonymous No.283159806 >>283159859 >>283160289
>>283131257 (OP)
I married left while myself being right.
Anonymous No.283159819
>>283159796
Men were put on this earth to give uppies
Anonymous No.283159820
>>283159564
>Ruined OP's image with one word
Anonymous No.283159859
>>283159806
Exactly
>>283132203
Anonymous No.283159920
>>283148851
My wife is G so I'm going with that one.
Anonymous No.283159954
>>283131257 (OP)
Obviously the right. I don't want a girl who can't even cook. Even though I can cook better, it's the principle. She needs to be self-supportive and not a lazy slug.
Anonymous No.283159980
>>283131257 (OP)
This is basically Emilia or Rem. I'm choosing Rem.
Anonymous No.283159997
>>283131257 (OP)
Right
I like giving hugs.
I also enjoy cooking but we can take turns on that.
Anonymous No.283160084
>>283131346
aka like a typical nice guy. yikes
Anonymous No.283160122
Left is worthless.
I spend so much time at work and this is how this bitch repays me?
Anonymous No.283160159
>>283155941
Chinami is objectively the best one
Anonymous No.283160289 >>283160416
>>283159806
In other words >>283131330
Anonymous No.283160416 >>283160487
>>283160289
see >>283133171
Anonymous No.283160487 >>283160536
>>283160416
>I married left while myself being right.
>left is a girl
>right is a girl
It's yuri
Anonymous No.283160536
>>283160487
It doesn't take a genius to deduce that he's referring only to their personalities. Yuricucks truly are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.283161763
>>283155941
Kawashima Hatoko
Anonymous No.283162033
>>283131257 (OP)
>ponytail
>uniform
>apron
>cheerful and eager
its not close
Anonymous No.283162112
>>283150108
Not today!
Anonymous No.283162602
>>283131330
Least pathetic yurincel