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Anonymous No.283137797 >>283137921 >>283138153 >>283146230 >>283147145 >>283150634
Alma-chan wa Kazoku ni Naritai (" Alma-chan Wants to Be a Family!")
Alma-chan goes to school!
Anonymous No.283137849
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Anonymous No.283137876
I was strongly considering dropping this, but this episode was a lot of fun.
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Anonymous No.283137909
the FUCK is this delinquent doing to Alma??
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Anonymous No.283137921 >>283137972
>>283137797 (OP)
>has wiki database
>know how to sex
>still goes to school
Poor teachers....
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Anonymous No.283137960 >>283154425
Anonymous No.283137972
>>283137921
>know how to sex
>poor teachers

hahaha... yeah...
Anonymous No.283137978 >>283138026
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Anonymous No.283138021 >>283138046 >>283138082 >>283138089 >>283138120 >>283139810 >>283139957 >>283140013 >>283145126 >>283145402
>subs just stop 11 minutes in
FUCKING CRUNCHY
HOW
HOW DO YOU FUCK IT UP THIS BAD
Anonymous No.283138026
>>283137978
>"How can I take advantage of this small child?"
>the delinquent thought.
>"Would anyone notice her missing?"
Anonymous No.283138028 >>283138082 >>283138146 >>283140072 >>283145126
11:13 forwads no subs
Anonymous No.283138034 >>283138763
Anonymous No.283138046
>>283138021
>watching the episode right now

p-please tell me you're joking. the messed up Alma's subs once already...
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Anonymous No.283138082
>>283138021
>>283138028
guess i'll wait for the v2 while watching the other robot anime first
Anonymous No.283138089
>>283138021
They changed their subbing process for this season. If you have noticed lines disappearing fast, lack of typesetting and lots of v2 releases by Subsplease, it must be part of the same shit.
Anonymous No.283138120 >>283138135 >>283141221 >>283152941
>>283138021
Imagine still being a fucking EOP in 2025. Unreal.
Anonymous No.283138135 >>283138383
>>283138120
i refuse to learn a language because i'm a NEET
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Anonymous No.283138146
>>283138028
Came back at 14:58
Anonymous No.283138153
>>283137797 (OP)
Alma Sunday yay!
Anonymous No.283138183
Anonymous No.283138190
top smug
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Anonymous No.283138343 >>283139220
I don't think this is a conversation you should be having with your daughter...
Anonymous No.283138374 >>283138393 >>283138412
Anonymous No.283138383 >>283138394
>>283138135
I've been a NEET longer than it took to learn Japanese, you're just a casual.
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Anonymous No.283138393
>>283138374
>Clanker please show us how to sex here shota kun as your partner
Anonymous No.283138394 >>283138679
>>283138383
Not in Education, Employment or Training
learning a language is education, i refuse to do it out of principle
i do not work, ever
Anonymous No.283138412
>>283138374
not as kawaii as puniru's shiri furi dansu
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Anonymous No.283138509 >>283154604
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Anonymous No.283138600 >>283140005 >>283147316
Evans (aka CAP)
Statham (bald *any job* dude)
Pratt (Starlord Dino tamer)
Raynolds (Gaypool Pikachu)
Hemsworth ( idk all actors Thor most popular)
Johnson (Hard one maybe ROCK )
Anonymous No.283138632 >>283138720
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Anonymous No.283138679 >>283138717
>>283138394
Yeah, you're retarded as hell. Did you miss the "in"? Life itself is education, you've mistaken learning for schooling.
Anonymous No.283138708 >>283139962 >>283147253
Anonymous No.283138717 >>283138740
>>283138679
>Life itself is education
the only thing life has taught me is misery
Anonymous No.283138720
>>283138632
WHAT did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.283138740
>>283138717
Learned helplessness, nice. You're getting dumber with every post.
Anonymous No.283138743 >>283138782
Anonymous No.283138763 >>283138795
>>283138034
Clanker watched last season for sure
Anonymous No.283138775 >>283154670
>MC seat
>sudden exchange student
All is well in anime land.
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Anonymous No.283138782
>>283138743
>this is where you would have come from if you were a real girl alma
Anonymous No.283138795 >>283138853
>>283138763
>, 299x168
>moni for ants
IDIOT
Anonymous No.283138804
>>283138309
She kakoiiii
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Anonymous No.283138853
>>283138795
im saving space for more cute Almas
Anonymous No.283138873 >>283139699
Anonymous No.283138881 >>283139207
Have sex and procreate.
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Anonymous No.283138950 >>283138977 >>283139000
>subs missing for 4 minutes
Am I the only one with this problem?
Anonymous No.283138977
>>283138950
No, there is a gap in the subs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.71,0:10:55.21,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,Have a good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.29,0:10:56.79,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,Take care, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.88,0:10:57.75,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.71,0:11:01.42,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,Alma
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.96,0:14:58.46,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,– Poopy!\N– Yucky!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.54,0:15:00.08,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,– Yucky!\N{\i1}– Is this some observational diary?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.17,0:15:03.54,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,At 1931 hours, Mother takes a bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.63,0:15:05.63,BottomCenter,,0,0,0,,Father enters accidentally.
Anonymous No.283139000
>>283138950
Only 69 posts to read.
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Anonymous No.283139091 >>283139132
Anonymous No.283139132
>>283139091
>Mother what is Yuri Oyakodon ?
Anonymous No.283139134
Precocious...
Anonymous No.283139183 >>283139242 >>283140431
...alright, she's still just a kid.
Anonymous No.283139207
>>283138881
I'd rather just make a robot
Anonymous No.283139220 >>283139261 >>283147345 >>283147911
>>283138343
he's just like me frfr
Anonymous No.283139242 >>283140431
>>283139183
This one knows
Anonymous No.283139261
>>283139220
It'd be rarer to see a man who doesn't like nice smells
Anonymous No.283139289 >>283139439
Anonymous No.283139439
>>283139289
Sumo Wrestling... i win something ?
Anonymous No.283139486
Was this really necessary input to an AI?
Anonymous No.283139532
>boys
Anonymous No.283139565 >>283139596 >>283140309
v2 doko
Anonymous No.283139588 >>283139623 >>283141299
She could just have been sheets of metal under her clothes, but it appears they made some effort to make her like a human child.
Anonymous No.283139596
>>283139565
Some minutes to some days
Anonymous No.283139607
i watched slav subs... all good ! god bless romanian mafia cartel
Anonymous No.283139623
>>283139588
FULLY MODELED
Anonymous No.283139660
Made some stitches.
Anonymous No.283139687
Damn.
Anonymous No.283139699
>>283138873
>shark teeth
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Anonymous No.283139739 >>283147918 >>283155021
>another lolibot
Anonymous No.283139749 >>283140005
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Anonymous No.283139810
>>283138021
The Israeli spyware their using to translate shit is acting up, please understand
Anonymous No.283139833 >>283140092
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Anonymous No.283139947
I thought I was losing the ability to read, but its the massive amount ESL on the internet thats fucked up.
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Anonymous No.283139957 >>283140083 >>283155218
>>283138021
I thought I was going crazy. When these two started talking, I hid my subs because I like seeing how good the Engrish of an anime is (very good in this one). So when the subs vanished again a few minutes later, I thought I broke something
Anyway, they really broke the bank for these two. The guy on the left is genuinely good at English and the guy on the right is good, but he does sound like one of the Neimoidian from Star Wars episode 1
Anonymous No.283139962 >>283147253
>>283138708
Uouh robonny
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Anonymous No.283140005
>>283139749
name them all right
>>283138600
Anonymous No.283140013
>>283138021
I assume it really is crunchy, because both erai-raws and subsplease release v2 and even v3s all the time now.
Anonymous No.283140020
Last stitch.
Anonymous No.283140072 >>283140133 >>283140225
>>283138028
It's not even that, it's 11:13-14:58 no subs. How the fuck do you lose 3 minutes of subs?
Anonymous No.283140083 >>283140483
>>283139957
>and the guy on the right is good, but he does sound like one of the Neimoidian from Star Wars episode 1
I was actually more impressed at him, usually when they get someone to do "japanese but can speak english" they really ham it up, but he legitimately just sounded like a regular japanese guy who can speak english with a accent.
Anonymous No.283140092 >>283155239
>>283139795
>>283139833
Why is her extra battery so big?
Anonymous No.283140133
>>283140072
When the AI returns "Sorry, I can't translate that due to our safety policy" they just erase it from the script
Anonymous No.283140225
>>283140072
>How the fuck do you lose 3 minutes of subs?
Outsource the work to staff at the Nixon Presidential Library.
Anonymous No.283140309
>>283139565
last time it took 6 hours.
Anonymous No.283140413
>>283138288
They finally did it
Anonymous No.283140431
>>283139183
>>283139242
I loved this sequence. One kid thinks she knows it all but is actually naive in her own way and another kid who really does know and doesn't want to say
Anonymous No.283140483
>>283140083
Yeah, I thought they both did a great job. I was able to understand them both with little issue.
Anonymous No.283140552
Could someone please make a zoomed in webm of Alma getting more and more excited
Anonymous No.283140585 >>283140677 >>283140848
Squish
Anonymous No.283140677
>>283140585
Puni puni roboto
Anonymous No.283140729 >>283140848
Anonymous No.283140848 >>283141110 >>283147327
>>283140585
>>283140729
>has to keep bending over
How tall is she?
Anonymous No.283140858 >>283140895 >>283140897 >>283140966 >>283151724
Sexbot next ep
Anonymous No.283140863
Alma mating press
Anonymous No.283140895 >>283140983 >>283141697
>>283140858
>could make robots that could solve the world's problems
>make child sex lolibots instead

why though
Anonymous No.283140897
>>283140858
What does she need those huge arms for?
Anonymous No.283140966
>>283140858
>could make robots that could solve the world's problems
>make child sex lolibots instead
Based as fuck
Anonymous No.283140983
>>283140895
Those are the same, actually.
Anonymous No.283141079
>grumpy tomboy that smells like dog
FRIEND
Anonymous No.283141110 >>283147327
>>283140848
Apparently the same age as these kids. She's freak tall
Anonymous No.283141167 >>283141480 >>283142651
>subs fucked
>dorkpire anime not even fucking out
I sure hope none of you actually pay for CR.
This bullshit is becoming a daily occurrence since they laid off a bunch of workers.
Anonymous No.283141221 >>283141395
>>283138120
This, you guys are 30 something now, you should have already learned Japanese through sheer anime watching. The human mind is exactly like AI.
Anonymous No.283141228
>subs fuck up in the middle of episode
now THIS is trolling
Anonymous No.283141299 >>283141867
>>283139588
In case you haven't noticed, the material science lady has interests
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Anonymous No.283141395
>>283141221
It's funny that you think we're that young.
Anonymous No.283141480
>>283141167
i'm watching both of these, crunchy is fucking my schedule up with these delays
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Anonymous No.283141697
>>283140895
Wouldn't child abuse be solved if lolicons had robot loliwives instead?
Anonymous No.283141867 >>283142408
>>283141299
Doubling as a child sex doll makes her more marketable to foreign governments
Anonymous No.283142208 >>283142239
I was excited to post all my screencaps but it seems anon has beat me to it already
Anonymous No.283142239 >>283142538
>>283142208
think and post faster meatbag ! Clankers dont sleep
Anonymous No.283142408 >>283142612 >>283142636 >>283142654 >>283158587
>>283141867
I’m afraid that the day sex robots become a thing, any robot with a childlike appearance will be banned. "Doesn’t matter if it’s clanker."
Anonymous No.283142538 >>283142693
>>283142239
Anonymous No.283142612
>>283142408
I dunno, is AI pizza illegal? This is a genuine question, I have no idea. My point is that if AI pizza isn't illegal because they're not real kids, I don't think lolibots will be illegal for the same reason
Anonymous No.283142636
>>283142408
It's already happening.
Anonymous No.283142651 >>283142855 >>283142879 >>283142998
>>283141167
Dorkpire anime is out on CR but they completely forget about the English subs
Anonymous No.283142654
>>283142408
The US legislature has been trying to do it since at least 2017. And failing at it.
Anonymous No.283142693
>>283142538
>Imouto riding her oniichan
Anonymous No.283142799
me and anons watching the anime
Anonymous No.283142855 >>283142877
>>283142651
This ? am watching right now.... god bless slav subs
Anonymous No.283142877 >>283142906
>>283142855
>black nailpolish on a child

for what purpose? Alma does this too?
Anonymous No.283142879
>>283142651
It's crazy how they only fuck up the English subs time and time again.
Anonymous No.283142906
>>283142877
That vampire is in high school
Anonymous No.283142953 >>283143011
Bitches.
Anonymous No.283142963 >>283143026 >>283155679
Why would a Japanese school be run by a British man?
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Anonymous No.283142998
>>283142651
well you are in luck. I just got to the part where the subs Alma cut off so went to double check vamp and since i dont want to make thread I'll tell you here they are now up.
Anonymous No.283143011 >>283143183
>>283142953
How to correct them?
Anonymous No.283143026
>>283142963
Lack of domestic talent. You want schools to be run by a 70 year old Japanese middle manager?
Anonymous No.283143183
>>283143011
Anonymous No.283143588 >>283143688 >>283143729 >>283143731 >>283143781 >>283144198
So wait you're telling me that the subs aren't working?
Anonymous No.283143675 >>283143787
Wow can't believe she already got a boyfriend.
Anonymous No.283143688 >>283143711
>>283143588
You haven't forgotten your Japanese lessons, right anon?
Anonymous No.283143711
>>283143688
I have a full time job to pay for my anime figures, so I dont have the time
Anonymous No.283143729 >>283143793 >>283144012
>>283143588
One might call them... horrible
Anonymous No.283143731 >>283143793
>>283143588
They're missing for some minutes in the middle of the episode.
Anonymous No.283143781
>>283143588
Only works about half of the episode for some reason
Anonymous No.283143787
>>283143675
Massaging Hina with Alma big futa robo cock
Anonymous No.283143793
>>283143729
>>283143731
Well I think I'll wait for them to fix this shit
So glad I stopped paying for crunchyshit years ago, they need serious competition
Anonymous No.283144012
>>283143729
kek'd
Anonymous No.283144016
>>283138003
>cute boots on cute dangling loli robot feet
I love this anime
Anonymous No.283144198 >>283144253
>>283143588
of course it's only for the english track, as usual
Anonymous No.283144253 >>283144337
>>283144198
I hate that english always has incompetent retards handling it
It's like nobody respects my language
Anonymous No.283144264 >>283144318
Anonymous No.283144318
>>283144264
Studio Flad employee here, filing DMCA claim as we speak
Enjoy no website, weeaboo child
Anonymous No.283144337 >>283144359
>>283144253
English doesn't deserve respect, and I say this as a native speaker of it
Anonymous No.283144359 >>283144399 >>283145192
>>283144337
Fuck off, english speakers rule the world and landed on the moon
Anonymous No.283144396 >>283144463 >>283144490
alma-chan was too cool to get bullied at school
Anonymous No.283144399
>>283144359
The moon landing was only done because the soviets raped their asses with the first satellite in space and the first human in space. The moon landing was pretty worthless, if not, you'd still be on the moon.
Anonymous No.283144429 >>283144471
no seriously where the fuck is the v2 it's been like 3.5 hours
Anonymous No.283144463 >>283152195
>>283144396
Thumbnail makes her look pale.
Anonymous No.283144471 >>283144483 >>283144998
>>283144429
How long do they usually take?
Anonymous No.283144483
>>283144471
they shouldn't have fucked up to begin with
Anonymous No.283144490
>>283144396
We all know how that would turn out
Anonymous No.283144998
>>283144471
It's Sunday so who knows
Anonymous No.283145126
>>283138021
>>283138028
And people pay for this?
Anonymous No.283145192 >>283145359
>>283144359
The vast majority of English speakers are non-native. The majority of native English speakers are EOP. So not only are natives a minority of our own language, but most of us are dekinai in every other language. It's pathetic.
Anonymous No.283145359 >>283145446 >>283145474
>>283145192
Ok immigrant
Anonymous No.283145402
>>283138021
>still no V2
Anonymous No.283145446 >>283145516
>>283145359
Native born and raised. We speak a language currently dominated by South Asians. There's no way to get around this.
Anonymous No.283145474
>>283145359
>immigrant
Nah, those stay with mexican.
Anonymous No.283145516 >>283145641
>>283145446
Oh great, a cuck from the UK
Anonymous No.283145641 >>283145715
>>283145516
>it's a fat burger
Go back to sucking your King's cock or something,.
Anonymous No.283145715
>>283145641
George the III has been dead for ages
Anonymous No.283145826 >>283146201
V2 when
Anonymous No.283145832 >>283145988
I was looking forward to Alma-chan giving me some healing before having to wagecuck. Well at least I'm glad I don't pay for crunchy.
Anonymous No.283145988 >>283155802
>>283145832
I have other anime on the docket, so I can wait
Anonymous No.283146201
>>283145826
It's Sunday, anon. You ain't getting v2 until Monday afternoon at the earliest.
Anonymous No.283146230
>>283137797 (OP)
>Alma
Marcela?
Anonymous No.283146733 >>283146778 >>283147389
This show is too fucking cute
Anonymous No.283146768
It's just 3 minutes, not a big lose and you should know japanese by now
Anonymous No.283146778 >>283146863
>>283146733
actual autism, btw.
Anonymous No.283146863
>>283146778
Don't insult oniichan, he's just neat, not autistic.
Anonymous No.283147145 >>283147201 >>283147648 >>283147831 >>283147840
>>283137797 (OP)
Once again subs are fucked. shittyroll has to getting a lot of annoyed customers over this. My only annoyance is waiting for the v2 to pop up and download that to watch.
Anonymous No.283147201 >>283147258 >>283148000 >>283148122
>>283147145
If more people payed for Crunchyroll this wouldn't be a problem.
Anonymous No.283147253
>>283138708
>>283139962
Literally no butt. Not even the lower back.
This is how frantically anti fanservice and anti lolicon the industry is. And this is the level of braindead "Uoooh" meme spammers are.
Anonymous No.283147258
>>283147201
Lol, I highly doubt that. They have no excuse seeing as they have sony money and yet still fuck up this much. Also it's paid, not payed.
Anonymous No.283147316
>>283138600
She likes action movies.
Anonymous No.283147327
>>283140848
>>283141110
It probably doesn't help that Alma's also pretty tiny, even for a grade schooler.
Anonymous No.283147345
>>283139220
sniffer chad
Anonymous No.283147389 >>283148009
>>283146733
Roomba-oniisan will give into his urges and put his USB into her micro USB port.
Anonymous No.283147462
!!!!
Anonymous No.283147505 >>283147628 >>283148679
Anons, I'm letting you know that I'm working on subs for the missing part. Stay tuned.
Anonymous No.283147518 >>283147570
ummm
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>>283147518
Anonymous No.283147628
>>283147505
Anonymous No.283147648 >>283147704 >>283147831
>>283147145
>implying the CR customers care about anything but One Piss today
Anonymous No.283147704 >>283147895
>>283147648
Didn't know that aired today, or was even still going. They must have thousands of episodes now and would be hell if one wanted to watch it. A thousand episodes skipping OPs and EDs would still take just short of two weeks to watch straight no breaks or sleep. Fuck that.
Anonymous No.283147831
>>283147145
>>283147648
I've seen major former CR cocksuckers call them out over the quality problems this season. If they don't change anything, they'll be left with only the most brain-dead mouth breathers for customers. Which still might be enough...
Anonymous No.283147840 >>283147883
>>283147145
CR fixed it long ago. If it wasn't a ripper problem to begin with.
Anonymous No.283147883
>>283147840
SP rips what's there. Unfortunately they rip as soon as it goes up so if it's fucked, they have to tell the bot to rerip it.
Anonymous No.283147895 >>283148013
>>283147704
1000 episodes at 22 minutes each, it would take you 30 months non-stop to watch them
>B-but i would act like a retard and speed that shit up
It would take like a 60x speed to see it on 2 weeks.
Anonymous No.283147911
>>283139220
What do girls smell like?
Anonymous No.283147918
>>283139739
>loli
Nope.
Anonymous No.283148000
>>283147201
lol, so they need money to do a good job?
sorry, fansubbers do it better for free
Anonymous No.283148009 >>283152244
>>283147389
>put his USB into her micro USB port
Anonymous No.283148013 >>283148838
>>283147895
I did straight time, no breaks. Minus OPs and EDs an episode is about 20 minutes. 1000*20 = 20000
20000/60 = 333.3Hrs
333.3/24 = 13.88 Days
So, if you had the ability to not sleep, you could watch 1000 episodes skipping all OPs and EDs in about two weeks. If there are longer episodes or episodes that go into that skip the OP and ED for more runtime that would extend the watch time.
Anonymous No.283148122 >>283148247 >>283151919 >>283152007
>>283147201
The problem is they laid off a bunch of workers because red line must always go up for shareholders. The problems started snowballing as soon as they did the big layoff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.
This 1919 Supreme Court ruling is the source of it. The court ruled that corporations must act in the interest of shareholders and not customers or employees, and can face shareholder lawsuits when they fail to.
They didn't lay off workers because they were failing as a business. They laid off workers to make the red line go up for shareholders. Simple as.
Anonymous No.283148247 >>283148491
>>283148122
>US companies must fuck over customers by law
Just nuke that trash continent.
Anonymous No.283148342 >>283148424 >>283149109 >>283150007
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I NEED A LOLI ROBOT NOW
PLEASE SOMEBODY INVENT THEM ALREADY
Anonymous No.283148412
I watched the first 10 minutes to get me through the day I hope subs are fixed by the time I'm done wagecucking. I hope the thread stays alive until then I want to talk about Alma-chan with anons.
Anonymous No.283148424 >>283148652 >>283148689 >>283156236
>>283148342
start sell manga you stupid KOSM and invest into Tesla
Anonymous No.283148491 >>283151919
There's a half-assed V2 on catnoises now with French subs MTL'd to English and QC'd to fill in the missing part.
>>283148247
Well Sony, who owns CR, is a Japanese company, but they do substantial business in the U.S. and can definitely be sued by shareholders in the U.S.
But yeah. A lot of people don't know about Dodge v Ford. It's THE source of corporate greed run rampant in the U.S. Retards blame capitalism, but no, it's just that incredibly cancerous court ruling.
Anonymous No.283148535 >>283148724
All the anons who are supposedly fluent in japanese after 20 years of oldfagging and never need subs mysteriously disappear whenever an episode lacks 4 min of subs and require someone to fill them in.
Anonymous No.283148575
>bratbot next week
AOTS
Anonymous No.283148652 >>283148689
>>283148424
>Tesla
I dont trust south africans
Anonymous No.283148679 >>283148839 >>283148974
>>283147505
HERE IT IS ANONS
https://files.catbox.moe/9zb5hh.ass
Just the missing part only, from 11:00. Drag and drop the file into your player.
Good viewing :).
Anonymous No.283148689 >>283148722
>>283148424
>>283148652
I saw a Cybertruck while on my daily walk today.
Couldn't stop laughing. Holy FUCK those things are ugly.
Anonymous No.283148722
>>283148689
anon didnt say about CUTE LOLI ROBOT.....
Anonymous No.283148724
>>283148535
I watched the show when it aired, man. I'm not going through the effort of downloading it and making an ass file for thirdies like you.
Anonymous No.283148838
>>283148013
Ignore my old post, Im retarded. I just divided the total minutes straight to hours, instead of minuntes first...
Anonymous No.283148839
>>283148679
>slightly funny troll subs
Good job anon.
Anonymous No.283148862 >>283148910
TSUUUUUU
Anonymous No.283148910
>>283148862
She's not Penaldo until she gets photographed grabbing a muscular black man's package.
Anonymous No.283148974
>>283148679
Thanks King. You are the light in the dark
Anonymous No.283149104
I watched it.
Anonymous No.283149109 >>283149687
>>283148342
Be the change you want to see... I mean seriously, be the change because reddit university sciencefags and femoids in the legislation won't let you have a cute loli robot anytime soon.
Anonymous No.283149687
>>283149109
Ok, here it is
We already have AI, that makes more than enough to get some seemingly sapient robutt. Alma even has two alexas on her head hinting this.
Now we just need a good humanoid looking body
How to make it work?
First we have to think about making it move like a human. For this we need anatomy principles for her robot joints and skeleton. I think some gyroscopes embedded in her ankles, knees and waist will do to keep balance and make her maintain equilibrium.
we just need a program that communicates with all these joints to make her move and walk. An interpreter can do just fine if we just map human gait to emotions to make it seem more human.
Something else, + money and done. Loli robots for eveyone
Anonymous No.283149746 >>283150680
Imagine having an Alma Chan robot that can vaporize burglars with a laser beam
Anonymous No.283149769
Good episode. Everything I'm watching this weekend start picking up better than expected.
Anonymous No.283150007 >>283150802 >>283155992
>>283148342
There are LLMs and every day they are getting better.
There are very realistic child-sized dolls.
The field of robotics is (slowly) getting better.
Time to get into a STEM field of your choosing and work towards The Dream mate.
Anonymous No.283150086 >>283150239
The english part isnΒ΄t that bad? I have seen it worse (I.E. kiniiro moisaic)
Anonymous No.283150195 >>283150247 >>283150261 >>283152512 >>283155770
>v2
Finally.
Anonymous No.283150239 >>283150298
>>283150086
I actually love Engrish.
Anonymous No.283150247
>>283150195
about fucking time god damn
Anonymous No.283150261
>>283150195
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTRYkRZctLg
Anonymous No.283150298 >>283156009
>>283150239
Jobko was nice, because she was a kid, so she wouldnt talk it correctly.
Anonymous No.283150406 >>283150849 >>283156296
Do we have loli pantsu yet?
Anonymous No.283150634
>>283137797 (OP)
>Alma is waterproof
>Marie BTFO
Anonymous No.283150680
>>283149746
no STDs too
Anonymous No.283150802
>>283150007
Any dolls you would recommend?
I really need one of those
Anonymous No.283150849 >>283151663
>>283150406
>loli pantsu
>TV anime
Check the calendar, pops.
Anonymous No.283151157 >>283151488
OK, this is a GREAT show.
Very cuteness.
Such heartwarming.
Wow.
Anonymous No.283151488
>>283151157
eat dick dogfucker
Anonymous No.283151508
STINKY milf
Anonymous No.283151649
That bath scene is completely anime original to my knowledge which is very based. There is another one guaranteed in the manga at the onsen too. They also made the butt thrust scene look a lot lewder. Maybe I will pick up this anime after all. Extremely good start for an anime.
Anonymous No.283151663 >>283151724
>>283150849
>Check the calendar, pops.

There were loli nipples last season in Nukitashi.
Anonymous No.283151688
That guy better put a baby in Suzume
Anonymous No.283151724
>>283151663
Loli panties are already confirmed for this anime too as you can see them here >>283140858
They peak out already, look pretty skimpy, and they even depicted the the skindentation on such a simple drawing.
Anonymous No.283151823
>All these dogs are named after western actors
Anonymous No.283151880 >>283151930 >>283152070
Seeing the new character reminded me of Madoka Titus.
Anonymous No.283151899
The tomboy is cute
Anonymous No.283151919
>>283148122
>>283148491
I've been trying to tell people that that court ruling fucked over everything forever but no one ever listens
Anonymous No.283151930
>>283151880
I love these things and really need to get back into them. A lot of Gundam may look a bit boring but there are tons of great girlpla.
Anonymous No.283151949 >>283151978 >>283151992 >>283152980
>need to clear captcha to watch the anime
motherfuckers
Anonymous No.283151977
>they see your ____
Anonymous No.283151978
>>283151949
Those earrings are bratty and erotic
Anonymous No.283151992
>>283151949
>he didn't buy an alma pass
Anonymous No.283152007 >>283152532
>>283148122
You'll get called a marxist for pointing this out anyway these days.
Anonymous No.283152053
what's up with this sassy large child
Anonymous No.283152061 >>283152784
Feels like Yofukashi no Uta again
Anonymous No.283152070
>>283151880
Wtf i want a Mecha Madoka now!
Anonymous No.283152137
This anime has a suspicious amount of producers who have worked on ecchi works.
Anonymous No.283152141 >>283152178 >>283152225 >>283152532
thick eyebrows are cute!
Anonymous No.283152178
>>283152141
True
Anonymous No.283152195 >>283152413
>>283144463
she is pale
Anonymous No.283152225
>>283152141
2025 gave us so many thick eyebrows
Anonymous No.283152244
>>283148009
Anonymous No.283152253 >>283152739
Look how smug she is, she needs correction with pregnancy
Anonymous No.283152270 >>283152309 >>283156606
these puppies are adorable
Anonymous No.283152279
Anonymous No.283152289
>>283138576
Is this forbidden love between a robololi and a gaki?
Anonymous No.283152298
Anonymous No.283152309 >>283152334 >>283152381
>>283152270
TOO MANY PUPPIES
Anonymous No.283152334
>>283152309
And she somehow lost them all at the same time.
Anonymous No.283152343
>alma, don't tell anyone you're a robot
>>>
goddamn brat needs reprogramming
Anonymous No.283152381
>>283152309
i think 7 is an appropriate amount of puppies, might be a little on the low side honestly
Anonymous No.283152402 >>283152454
puffy cheeks
Anonymous No.283152413
>>283152195
I mean the blue type of pale that goes with this face =_=|||
Anonymous No.283152424
grandma's still got it going on honestly
Anonymous No.283152454 >>283152506 >>283152536
>>283152402
There is literally no reason for her to be designed like this
Anonymous No.283152468 >>283152512
Subsplease has a v2 out with subs fixed.
Anonymous No.283152472 >>283156260
just because you're a parent doesn't mean you're allowed to stalk kids at school
Anonymous No.283152498
Anonymous No.283152506
>>283152454
it's for stress relieve
Anonymous No.283152512
>>283152468
>>283150195
Anonymous No.283152523
Anonymous No.283152532
>>283152141
Have loved thick eyebrows since Tsumugi Kotobuki.
>>283152007
Well yeah that's why I mentioned that it's that court ruling that's the big problem, not capitalism itself.
Anonymous No.283152536
>>283152454
She needs to be able to take on dicks that are much larger than her cunny, so she need to be extra elastic.
Anonymous No.283152570 >>283152605
Unf, breedable
Anonymous No.283152605 >>283152644 >>283152683
>>283152570
which one?
Anonymous No.283152622 >>283152642
>hacks the school and instantly approves her own transfer
someone needs to install some ethics software on this little criminal
Anonymous No.283152642
>>283152622
What else would this child be willing to hack for her own benefit???
Anonymous No.283152644
>>283152605
Suzume
Alma chan is for hugs and teaching her to shoot with a ruger mark iv
Anonymous No.283152683 >>283152715
>>283152605
I can teach Alma how it works.
Anonymous No.283152693
I'm glad to have picked this up
Anonymous No.283152702 >>283152742
is there literally ever going to be a scenario where someone needs to calculate with THIS many digits?
Anonymous No.283152715 >>283152748
>>283152683
Do you really think mommy and daddy gave Alma working sex parts, anon?

be real.
Anonymous No.283152739 >>283152833
>>283152253
do you really think you're man enough for the job
Anonymous No.283152742
>>283152702
For a human? No. For an AI that doesn't know how a human would react to some situations? It's possible.
Anonymous No.283152748 >>283152841
>>283152715
they literally give her the ability eat food last week
this means she has an exhaust port for waste too at the bare minimum
Anonymous No.283152784
>>283152061
Yofukashi no Daytime
Anonymous No.283152788
AOTS
Anonymous No.283152802 >>283152888
>twintails AND fang
this little mob brat is trying too hard to stand out, save some character quirks for the other kids
Anonymous No.283152833
>>283152739
I'll make a baseball team, nay, a legion!
Anonymous No.283152841 >>283152864 >>283156284
>>283152748
>exhaust port

are you implying you want to have anal sex with alma
Anonymous No.283152864
>>283152841
you wouldn't?
Anonymous No.283152878 >>283152893 >>283152901 >>283152983
>literally everything alma sees is recorded
>every, single, thing
imagine
Anonymous No.283152888
>>283152802
Trio made for Kuromotokun doujin.
Anonymous No.283152893
>>283152878
Just from that one shot alone we know that Suzume has a nice figure under that suit
Anonymous No.283152901
>>283152878
That means you can't rape her.
Anonymous No.283152939 >>283153014
>you got any spicier videos alma?
>yeah, stuff they only do in private!
>hmm, they do SOMETHING after i go to sleep every night
>YEAH, THAT
these pervy little mob brats
who's been teaching them this sort of thing
Anonymous No.283152941 >>283159810
>>283138120
I don't need subs, but I keep them on usually, unless the translation is distractingly bad.
This part was when I first noticed the subs were gone
Anonymous No.283152958
KYAA~
Anonymous No.283152980
>>283151949
Please consider uploading images of jumpscares as spoiler images, thank you. If you do not know how to do that, I may be able to help, let me know!
Anonymous No.283152983
>>283152878
Imagine the 8K FPV oyakodon videos she has
Anonymous No.283153001 >>283153024
>so called tough girl gets exposed as a giant softy in front of the entire class
CUTE
Anonymous No.283153014
>>283152939
>who's been teaching them this sort of thing
Me.
Anonymous No.283153016 >>283153192 >>283153272 >>283153823
Anonymous No.283153024 >>283153108
>>283153001
But she was the only one who knew what sex is.
Anonymous No.283153025
PUFFY
Anonymous No.283153038
>leaving auto play on
big fucking mistake alma, never do this
Anonymous No.283153045
Anonymous No.283153073 >>283153264 >>283153308
>what did you learn at school today?
>i learned i love you very much
this has to be the most heartwarming show of the season
abe-sama...
Anonymous No.283153076
Anonymous No.283153108
>>283153024
Her experience is what gives her such a motherly aura
Anonymous No.283153192 >>283154068
>>283153016
why did they make Alam 3 ft (92 cm) tall though?
Anonymous No.283153222 >>283153284 >>283153873
prpr
Anonymous No.283153264 >>283153283
>>283153073
>She even has a crime prevention buzzer
Hottt
Anonymous No.283153272
>>283153016
Cute
Anonymous No.283153283
>>283153264
i think the built in laser CIWS is more than enough for rape prevention...
Anonymous No.283153284
>>283153222
>no armpit hair
mediocre pits
Anonymous No.283153303
Anonymous No.283153308 >>283153364 >>283153847 >>283156341
>>283153073
is the rape whistle really necessary when she's a weapon
Anonymous No.283153364
>>283153308
It completes the fetish outfit, please understand
Anonymous No.283153375
useful reaction image
Anonymous No.283153413 >>283155960
>alma knows when you're sniffing
>she knows when you're horny too
why did they install this feature on her
Anonymous No.283153472 >>283153961 >>283156970
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Anonymous No.283153823
>>283153016
Impregnation.
Anonymous No.283153847
>>283153308
The rape whistle is a warning
Anonymous No.283153873
>>283153222
Such nice cleavage
Anonymous No.283153961 >>283154111
>>283153472
Gross sweaty stinky smelly DISGUSTING hag
Anonymous No.283154068
>>283153192
Tight budget.
Anonymous No.283154111
>>283153961
She looks breedable to me
Anonymous No.283154425
>>283137960
Why did she do it?
Anonymous No.283154604
>>283138509
>twintails
>fang
Alma is lovely daughter material but this girl needs to become my wife.
Anonymous No.283154670
>>283138775
At least it fits with her character.
Anonymous No.283155021
>>283139739
Would you let your robot daughter dress like this?
Anonymous No.283155124
Poop
Scoop
Poop
Woopy woop
Anonymous No.283155218 >>283155403 >>283155403
>>283139957
Where was glasses guy last season? Lily's anime didn't have a single actor who was attempting an English accent.
Anonymous No.283155239
>>283140092
She's got to fit her school stuff in there too.
Anonymous No.283155403 >>283156417
>>283155218
>>283155218
I feel like I've heard glasses before. I think in that baseball anime from a few seasons ago.
Anonymous No.283155679
>>283142963
I wouldn't want to run a British school.
Anonymous No.283155770
>>283150195
>only noticed after I finished powering through the episode with only my anime nip experience
fuck me
Anonymous No.283155802
>>283145988
I should have another one but they haven't bothered putting out any subs at all for it.
Anonymous No.283155823 >>283155985
Wow, he's me.
Anonymous No.283155895 >>283155985
>dreams of being motherly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.283155960
>>283153413
I liked that she was also too dorky and awkward to be smug about it
Anonymous No.283155985
>>283155823
He's better than Loid ever was.
>>283155895
She's better than Yor ever was.
Anonymous No.283155992
>>283150007
You should give her a hug.
Anonymous No.283155997 >>283156005 >>283159719
if my daughter said it to me I would have cummed right there
Anonymous No.283156005
>>283155997
>Not cumming inside her
Anonymous No.283156009
>>283150298
She was supposed to be a native speaker though.
Anonymous No.283156236
>>283148424
>Tesla
Gatebox was the company trying their best to get us there, tesla only wants you ro get in the pod and eat bugs, how can you be so stupid
Anonymous No.283156260
>>283152472
Damn, there goes my future plans.
Anonymous No.283156284
>>283152841
If that's what's available...
Anonymous No.283156296 >>283156317 >>283159143
>>283150406
Why do anons wanna lewd alma? This is a cute anime, with mitama is fine everyone in that anime is a perv and wants to fuck bert but alma is too pure and innocent she should be protected
Anonymous No.283156317
>>283156296
>alma is too pure and innocent
that's why
Anonymous No.283156339
Firstly, I will say that it was an honor serving with you all in the episode 2 topic.

Now then, I felt this episode wasn't as good as episode 2 but it was still fun and I look forward to the next episode.
Anonymous No.283156341
>>283153308
It's used to summon her "little brother" mecha, for predators who really won't take no for an answer.
Anonymous No.283156417
>>283155403
Same here. I can't place his voice though.
Anonymous No.283156606 >>283156663 >>283156898
>>283152270
We need more anime and manga characters where they have pet dogs, its always cats.
Anonymous No.283156663
>>283156606
blame mangaka and writers that can't take care of dogs because they require more responsibility than cats
Anonymous No.283156898
>>283156606
Cats are more popular than dogs these days
Anonymous No.283156970 >>283156984
>>283153472
Did the other sciencefag romcom series talk about semllfags and how it arouses them?
Anonymous No.283156984
>>283156970
I think they did, actually
Anonymous No.283158206 >>283158289 >>283158316 >>283158404 >>283158588 >>283159004 >>283159091 >>283159462
I hope we see more of her.
Anonymous No.283158289
>>283158206
Anime always needs more imoutae
Anonymous No.283158316 >>283159091
>>283158206
Same
Anonymous No.283158404
>>283158206
No.
She's too fat
Anonymous No.283158587
>>283142408
Except for the rich of course.
Anonymous No.283158588
>>283158206
I bet he missed meals because this fat hog ate all off them.
Anonymous No.283158595
Alma impregnation
Anonymous No.283158784
I enjoy this show.
Anonymous No.283159004
>>283158206
Cute dork
Anonymous No.283159091
>>283158206
>>283158316
She's a growing girl.
Anonymous No.283159143 >>283159504
>>283156296
>Why do anons wanna lewd alma?

Almas's manga is very lewd.
Anonymous No.283159159 >>283159340
Alma anal
Anonymous No.283159340
>>283159159
How extensive is her new digestive system?
Anonymous No.283159462
>>283158206
Whats wrong with sundays ?
Alma and Dorkpire shows both have WALKING MILK TRUCKS
Anonymous No.283159504
>>283159143
It's a lolicon manga after all
Anonymous No.283159719
>>283155997
Alma’s not that kind of girl.
Anonymous No.283159745
Anonymous No.283159810
>>283152941
>I don't need subs, but I keep them on usually
Yeah, you're lying. I actively avoid English subtitles on everything, one time I had to go out of my way to download an MMD series that the creator "helpfully" hard subtitled in both languages as the default.
Anonymous No.283159877
little boys only want one thing and its FUCKING disgusting