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Is she baby's first waifu? And is she a cringe option?

nope, yup

I have always liked Rei clones the best in everything I watched, but I prefer Asuka in NGE. I wonder why.

>>283148826 (OP)
Only nomalfags hate autism waifu. It's a real man's choice after all.

>>283148826 (OP)
Everything about NGE is babbys first.

>>283149508
Wrong, that's the big 3.

>>283148826 (OP)
Baby's first AND last waifu.
Certified based option.

>>283149417
I'd say it's the other way around. Rei is a certified, true heroine and a good girl who did nothing wrong.

Normal, well adjusted people read this as something positive, but only neurotic, damaged people try to paint it as something bad.

>>283148826 (OP)
Rei was some kind of warrior in this show, she always fought bravely even if she has to die in the process. Asuka was only talk, she was mediocre at piloting EVA and it broken her.

>>283151974
True, the spinoffs rob Rei of this every time and I hate it.

The true warrior princess of Eva

>>283148826 (OP)
>baby's first waifu
That's Tifa Lockhart.

>>283148826 (OP)
Sometimes the first remains the best.

>>283148826 (OP)
Sure.

>>283148826 (OP)
this was my first waifu

>>283148826 (OP)
>Is she baby's first waifu?
If you're born in the 90s, then yes.
And is she a cringe option?
No.

>>283148826 (OP)
>>283149508
You are mistaken.

>>283156737
I want her to master my balls

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV245Of8Jog

>>283148826 (OP)
No, right now I think that would still be one of the elves. Hopefully the babies will grow up quickly and I can start liking them again.

>>283148826 (OP)
Rei is who you pick if you want to fuck your mom; Asuka is who you pick if you want the devil to peg you. Neither are options for a happy, fulfilling relationship.
>inb4 Mari
That's who you pick if you have no self-worth, since she's a one-dimensional void.

>>283156737
I opened this thread looking for this.

>>283148826 (OP)
Rei is a good girl and the best part of Eva is when she smiled

i was reading the manga and
>asuka's introduction is her single handedly fighting multiple grown men hand to hand
this is stupid. the show was realistic and didn't have this sort of idiot slapstick

>>283148826 (OP)
Rei was my first and only waifu.

>>283158740
>Asuka
>Pegging
Where does this shit come from? She's a huge sub if you've got at least an ounce of testerone in you.

>>283148826 (OP)
Actual baby's first waifu is pic related. No one on this board even knew what evangelion was until the 2000s but everyone had a crush on Misty.

>>283156737
Definitely the first anime girl millions of people were attracted to. I'd include myself, but there's probably some overlap with May there.

Much to my personal shame, I got into anime through 4kids so my first waifu was ichigo from tokyo mew mew. it was the first time as a kid I distinctly though 'hey, i wanna have sex with that drawing'.

Actually looking at pictures of her again has reawakened something in me long dormant so I'mma be back actually.

>>283159048
You're leaving to rewatch her anime, right?

>>283159017
What did you like about Ichigo back then?

Did you watch any of the other girls shows on 4Kids like Winx, Bratz, and Doremi?

>>283148826 (OP)
>first waifu
Being a whore is nothing to be proud of OP.

>>283148826 (OP)
I'm not sure

This is a Rei board

>first waifu
This implies that your first waifu cannot be the right one.
And yet a lot of people get one waifu and stick with it

>>283154205
For millennials who played FF7 or young zoomies who started with FF7R?

>>283158740
>Rei is who you pick if you want to fuck your mom
she acts nothing like yui though
yui seemed to be sweet and cheerful, rei is distant and weird

>>283148826 (OP)
>Is she baby's first waifu?
asuka is more popular everywhere but in japan
kuuderes are a niche taste

>>283158740
>Rei is who you pick if you want to fuck your mom; Asuka is who you pick if you want the devil to peg you. Neither are options for a happy, fulfilling relationship.
Except that a lot of happy marriages involve men who marry women who remind them of their mom.
As long as she's not literally your mom, it's far from insane

>>283162208
Freud's been debunked for ages

>>283162394
>deboonked
>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3130383/
>Familiarity with parental traits has been implicated in human preferences. The phenomenon of imprinting, whereby individuals are attracted to parental traits, is well-studied in non-human animals and there is increasing evidence for similar effects in humans.
>Following studies of facial similarity, judges have been shown to correctly match wives to their mother-in-law at a significantly higher rate than expected by chance and that wife–mother-in-law similarity is higher than similarity between husbands and their wives
>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12028768/
>We found that women born to 'old' parents (over 30) were less impressed by youth, and more attracted to age cues in male faces than women with 'young' parents (under 30).
>For men, preferences for female faces were influenced by their mother's age and not their father's age, but only for long-term relationships. These data indicate that judgements of facial attractiveness in humans reflect the learning of parental characteristics.

I've had a thing for her since 2006, I'm old enough to be her dad. And I want to do things with her

>>283162507
>I'm old enough to be her dad.
Yeah, that's bound to be a problem eventually with waifuism.
Unless you imagine her to be aging together with you

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>>283162636
Eww she's perfect as is.

>>283148826 (OP)
>post-2000 waifu
I will not apologize

>>283148826 (OP)
Yes
No

>>283163042
>first aired 1995
What did retard-kun mean by this?

>>283148826 (OP)
>>283162507
Fred Durst is old enough to be her grandpa.

>>283158740
That is why Misato is the best option.

Rei is trash

>>283163975
>Rebuild image
Fucking gross anon

>>283159197
>>283164356
spambot post

>>283148826 (OP)
Fuck off you piece of human shit. Asuka is a sociopath.

Pixie planted at least half a dozen fetishes in my prepubescent mind.

>>283158944
>>283158979
>>283156737
beat me to it AND beat my meat to it

>>283156909
what you do if she just poké your balls instead?

>>283158740
Its been mentioned but that's cope. Rei being a good woman and a real fighter at that is a good thing, not a bad thing.

That she will.be a good mom is a desirable trait not something to fear.

Asuka would 100% sleep through the night to let the baby cry in hunger.

>>283158740
>Rei is who you pick if you want to fuck your mom
Absolutely nothing about Rei says "I want to fuck my/any mom".

>>283163975
>a used slattern
Wasn't even brought up as an option.

if she is baby's first waifu than baby has good taste

Numero Uno for me

>>283148826 (OP)
I thought I'd be able to save her.

>>283167572
I can not only imagine this dumb bitch flying while pregnant, but also her water splattering all over some poor bloke's head

>>283164356
>"individual"
>there's literally a big aquarium full of empty copies in case one of them breaks

>>283168243
Copies of her body so she can reincarnate, speedwatcher.

>>283148826 (OP)
All of the (original) Eva girls are good. I have equal respect for you no matter who you choose.

>>283168422
>reincarnate
Reincarnation implies she reborns, which it's not the case.
She gets replaced.
Ritsuko simply picks a body and transfer the memories of the previous Rei she had backed up.
You know, like inserting your SIM and SD cards in your new phone after the old one died.

>>283151974
Rei is biodrone golem made from some prehistoric OP entity, asuka is just a normal human teenager

>>283169654
Hm, no, speedwatcher-kun.

There is also a soul involved. The bodies are replacements, and are souless, and can have memories in them. There is one soul that moves.

>>283162125
I played FF8 first

>>283170092
Same energy

>>283148826 (OP)
Asuka is the girl you fuck but don't introduce to your parents. Rei is the girl you wife up because she's quiet and obedient.

>>283170092
She is so cute
>>283170152
Same with Aerith, indeed Rei is the best eva girl, Aerith is the best ff7 girl

>>283167648
How would you save Rei II from rape worm angel? That angel was impossible to kill desu