Thread 283153335

hags are so gross and old

>hag
>is just a 25 year old

>>283153374
yeah... if only she were 35

I love alcoholics

their farts smell really bad too

>character is portrayed as an older more experienced lady
>is younger than me

I'm into older women.

>>283153335 (OP)
good thing I have an adult woman fetish

>>283153335 (OP)
If she shaves, the deal is off

It’s because of Misato that I devoted my teenage years to losing my virginity to a Japanese hag

>>283153541
I hate being 35, when am I going to be a cool old man with grey hair and a Gandalf beard instead of a slightly more tired version of 20 year old me?

post older women

>>283153374
That's why west cartoons are better

>>283153874
>Black dresses.

Dear, god. The implication gets me every time.

I love Misato. She's been my waifu for 20 years. Every time I feel a temptation to replace her with some other girl, we have another thread about her and she manages to reel me back in.

>>283153335 (OP)
hags should have huge breasts

>>283153374
29

>>283153335 (OP)
hag feet...

>>283153335 (OP)
evangelion was the second anime i've ever watched
i remember being 7 years old, watching evangelion and not understanding shit but thinking it was the coolest thing ever
i am now 31 years old
feels kind of surreal...

>>283153335 (OP)
>Naked anime girl feet

>>283155857
perfect

>>283153335 (OP)
why would you do this with a hag thread already out there

>>283158120
where?

>newfags calling christmas cakes hags
>starting threads with western fan-'art'
Go back to redd*t, you cancerous faggots, you will never belong here.

What if her tits were like this?

>>283158885
Are they not also hags?

>>283153335 (OP)
wrong

>>283158885
Nobody cares

>>283158511
Here
>>283100331

Sex with misato while "Woke Up This Morning" is playing in the background

>>283153987
Were you successful?

>>283153335 (OP)
>hags are so gross and old
just the way i like them

Spill the beans, anon.
Who was your first hag? Who rewired your brain to love hags?

>>283164812
You probably just posted her alongside Matsumoto.

>>283155199
S-Sauce...?

>>283164168
>bra presentation
I love this tag so much. Imagine the aroma...

>>283165892
Ashitaba-san.

>>283154070
stop shaving if you want a beard

>>283153335 (OP)
lucky Ikari

>>283167633
I really hate how this faggot khyle became popular and now everyone is trying to copy him.

>>283153335 (OP)
>>283153374
>>283155662
>>283157024
>>283158120
Please stop calling OL, Christmas cakes and milf's "hags"
Your shitty meme was never funny, stop forcing it here.

>>283158885
This

>>283160372
>>283159456
Plenty of people hate your shitty newfag meme.


Pic related is a hag, you cum guzzling faggots.

>>283167600
Pokemoms...

>>283167860
I love hags. I wish every other guy would consider women over the age of 25 ugly so I could have them all to myself.

>>283163824
Asuka wants to suck these tits.
>Quick. Say something before she thinks you're thinking about her tits.
>eeehh...
>Happy Thursday!

>>283170036
How old is she?

>>283170060
27

>>283155365
The implication?

Yeah seriously who would want to date a hag?

>>283153335 (OP)
ashikoki

>>283153335 (OP)
Footfaggots are gross and subhuman. Also 29 is not a "hag".

Big hags!

>>283170524
Me in her hands.

I'm 1 year younger than misato now.

>>283170573
I'm her age...

>>283170595
Pls tell me you get a cool penguin when you turn 29yo

>>283170524
Built for quintuplet pregnancy

>>283170573
>>283170595
What's it like being so old? Do you consider teens to be lolis now?

>>283164812
It really was Tsunade, I already liked gigantic tits but she warped that into hag love, kid me had no chance.

>>283171378
No.

>>283153335 (OP)
They can be hot when they play with pp, like Misato is in those doujinshi in which she plays with Shinji's.

>>283167633
She really shouldn't be giving him beer.

>>283173286
brats are for getting pumped with alcohol until they're drunk enough to not resist

>>283164812
> Who was your first hag?

Kiss-Shot.

> Who rewired your brain to love hags?

Still prefer lolis, but some hags are alright.

>>283153335 (OP)
My favorite hag fanart

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4329396

>>283168705
Also a groomer

>>283168705
>>283176068

Fuckin love hags.

>>283176139
Cute nose.
Also she's a proper mom.

>>283176139
_:^)_

>>283176993
Two hags!

>>283176139
Didn't this show lose interest in record time once the mom stopped showing up?

>>283177026
No? It lost interest from the public because the new season was anime filler; the author takes their time to release new chapters.

Misato doesn't get enough love

>>283177220
Does she?
>>283177221
Naisu.

>>283177220
Misatoes in my mouth

>>283177294
Hag twin sisters

>>283177355
I choose right.

>>283177376
She's the evil twin

>>283177442
The evil within those tits.

>>283168705
>>283176068
>>283176096
>>283176119
It's hilarious to me how almost nobody draws Cynthia with her canon chest size.

These aren't even hags anymore. I don't think anyone in tthis thread is above my age bracket.

>>283177634
Anon, that means YOU have become a hag.

>>283177526
111cm M cups

>>283177748
Battle of the big-tittied hags.

>>283173286
The pilots should be allowed to drink, given the shit they go through on a weekly basis. I'm surprised they weren't.

>>283177220
Misato gets too much love.

>>283178378
The Big Six.

>>283177934
yea from me.

>>283177934
She should have gotten more love. The love of her life got murdered, her best friend turned into a psychopath, and she failed to protect the people she tried to care about.

She's pretty miserable by the end of the show, before EoE starts. I almost don't blame her for trying to make a move on Shinji.

And then to top it all off Anno fucking kills her. Kills her twice, in the Rebuilds he killed her AGAIN.

the age gap between me and her should be between 5 to 20 years (older)

>>283179349
I don't like that this fanart makes me horny. Yes, even that last panel.

>>283179410
Isn't Faye biologically in her early 20s?

>>283179349
Shinji should have humored her with a lay to calm her.

>>283180283
the hag cutoff point is 18 now

>>283167633
>And just like that, Misato saved the world from instrumentality. The End.

>>283179349
why is she always drunk

Fuck the police

>>283167700
Khyle didn't invent the Misato/Shinji ship

>>283182385
Programmer girls are fierce in bed

>>283182407
It's not the ship, it's his unfunny forced jokes and reddit tier humor which mostly boils down to "le anime character doing wacky thing that is completely out of character xdd!". He's an unfunny faggot and now other artists are starting to copy both his humor and his art style.

But what if she had a dick?

>>283153335 (OP)
hot and sweaty sex with hags (my age)

sex with hags
hag sex

>>283181410
Ryan Gosling a cute.

>>283167860
autism

>>283182737
even better

>>283182737
Shinji is a natural femme/bottom so if anything that just makes it work better.