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Anonymous No.283153791 [Report] >>283154687 >>283156413 >>283156694 >>283156819 >>283160112 >>283160217 >>283161314 >>283161904
Naruto
Do you think Kishimoto will ever reveal how the fuck a living God like Hashirama even died?
Anonymous No.283153841 [Report]
No, why would that matter?
Anonymous No.283153872 [Report] >>283160076
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283100193/#q283133125_5
Seems like we need to call upon Replacement OP for the daily chapter once more cause of appeal times
Anonymous No.283154627 [Report] >>283160237
Either he shortened his lifespan massively by abusing his instant regeneration, dying of dividing his cells until they ran out of telemeres, or he died of cancer and that cancer is what they call Hashirama cells.
In real life there's an ancient dog that mutated to become a transmissible cancer, and then there's human cancer strains that go on forever if they're cultured for research purposes. Hashirama cells going out of control and expanding into vegetatation biomass is very tumor-like, as we saw with Danzo and the defeated white zetsu.
Hashirama might have just exploded into that huge tree in the village that gets uprooted during the 9 tails attack.
Anonymous No.283154687 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)
I said the same thing as young Hashirama when I was a young boy.
Anonymous No.283156413 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)
>Do you think
No.
Anonymous No.283156694 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)
No. He couldn't think of a way to kill the unkillable so he just offscreened him and said "he died lol"
Anonymous No.283156819 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)
He married an Uzumaki, remember. She fucked him dry with her infinite stamina
Anonymous No.283157147 [Report] >>283157502
old age
Anonymous No.283157502 [Report] >>283157739
>>283157147
he was revived in armor
Anonymous No.283157739 [Report] >>283157820
>>283157502
Never aged in looks, tsunade remembers being with him.
Anonymous No.283157820 [Report] >>283158382
>>283157739
He was only in his 40s then. Edo Tensei also seems to revive people in their prime rather than how they were at the time of their death, Sarutobi notwithstanding
Anonymous No.283158382 [Report]
>>283157820
Edo tensei revives you in the state you were in when you died, with all the weird particularities that entails. Nagato's prime would have been when he was a healthy teenager but he gets revived as a shriveled, debilitated husk with his hair color drained from the moment he used rinne rebirth.
The only exception is Madara who Kabuto presumably utilizes dna from two periods of Madara's life to fenagle him a unique edo body that can alternate powers.
Anonymous No.283160076 [Report]
>>283153872
God I miss Naruto
Anonymous No.283160112 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)
>Let's create a village where children won't have to kill each others
>We will teach them to fight and go on mission (to kill others)
Kishimoto really didn't think this shit through one bit did he ?
Anonymous No.283160217 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)
He was too stupid to just set the era of Hashirama and Madara a at least a one or two hundred years or so before the main event of the manga, Hashirama is meant to have died of old age.
Anonymous No.283160237 [Report] >>283160445
>>283154627
Kishi shot down this possibility when Tsunade was shown to be alive and healthy in her 70s
Anonymous No.283160445 [Report]
>>283160237
Tsunade is in her 50s
Anonymous No.283161314 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)

kill yourself narutard
Anonymous No.283161904 [Report]
>>283153791 (OP)
Everyone talks about the Uchiha and sharingan wank, but Hashirama being the only user of a super special jutsu for some reason and having asspull cells(that somehow everyone has access to) are far more egregious