Thread 283209485

I want to give Shinobu (formerly know as Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade) a foot massage

>>283209485 (OP)
I want her to give a foot massage

For me there's no way this wouldn't turn sexual.
>Shows feet
>Notices you're hard as a rock

>drawing an entire doujin about raping her feet
Imagine being this based
https://exhentai.org/g/1953236/e6bf76e591/

>>283209485 (OP)
cool, I want to sex her

>>283209673
Cringe

>>283209485 (OP)
How many girls has Araraki seen naked?

>>283209485 (OP)

Nigga everybody knows what happens after s foot massage.

Foot fetishists ruined feet
They used to be beautiful and kept in exactly the context they belong in, and barefoot women had a natural vulnerability and openness they conveyed just by being on screen
Now feet are awkwardly shoved in your face all provocatively with all the subtlety of a falling anvil, just screaming at you that you're supposed to get turned on by it even when it's just weird

>>283211114
>bathed with Gaen, Shinobu, Tsukihi and Karen
>Kanbaru has lounged naked infront of him
>has fucked Hitagi
>Nadeko topless with only bloomers on, on his bed
>Mamaragi probably

>>283212724
Everything goes to shit when it gets popular. Who would've guessed?

>>283212724
You can still appreciate their daintiness without wanting to smell or put your dick near them.

>>283214186
why wouldn't you though?

>>283214186
I do
I just have a bunch of associations with annoying shit attached now

>>283213765
That's not at all what I mean but okay

>>283209716
damn

>>283209485 (OP)
I want to give her a vaginal massage.

>>283209485 (OP)
>Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
What the fuck does this even mean

>>283211114
all of them

>>283218335
That comes later, foreplay is important

>>283218432
It's her vampire name

>>283209485 (OP)
And I want to give Shinobu foot kisses and massage her ego while listening to her kaka laugh.

Tsugimonogatari epub/kindle rip out yet? Bookwalker doesn't accept Paypal for it and my bank went "we gotta keep you nice and secure :)" when I tried to use direct credit card payment and blocked the transaction, so now bookwalker doesn't accept that card anymore.

>>283220460
Cute toes

>>283212648
cuddles?

>>283218432
Watch the show

She a slut
Not worth it

>>283225061
She's a child

>>283209485 (OP)
Imagine the dirty things she'd do if she was desperate for Mr. Donuts.

>>283225950
She's a centuries old vampire.

>>283209716
How come there's no word for buttcrack or buttcheek in Japanese?

Is this the feet thread?

>>283209485 (OP)
cutefeet are so mesmerizing

>>283228227
I thought it's a pire thread myself. But no reason it can't be both.

whats the sound west skin makes when it keeps smacking other wet skin?

>>283229303
plap

>>283229303
ask people in Germany,they probably have a name for that

>>283224804
>hajime ashi te

>>283209485 (OP)
imagine how soft they feel

>>283209485 (OP)
loli feet

>>283209485 (OP)
>computer, enhance

>>283233009
kick up the 4d3d3d3

>>283233023
NUDE. TAYNE.

>>283233117
Computer print out a picture of Shinobutt smiling

>>283233009
This is trash and all the feet that artist draws are too big.

>>283232031
In my mouth.

And have you ever done foot massage in real life?

>>283234620
I can almost see it...

A back up Monogatari thread!

>>283235581
God I wish I was that pumpkin

>>283227442
They actually seem to it is just long enough that I guess it doesn't get used as a tag much.

It'll be great if summary-kun from the last thread can continue to spoil us on Tsugimonogatari.

>>283237795
This
OP should've put "Monogatari" in his post

>>283234620
Grok, make her butt bounce up and down.

>>283235581
I need Nobu's barefoot soles on my face.

>>283238982
I swear there was an animated version just like the one where you see her butthole. But I don't seem to have it.

>Araragi says the ages of his last two sexual partners
>Hachikuji bursts out laughing, shifting her hands like a scale, and screaming the numbers
What could he have possibly said?

>>283234620
When I'm inside her

>>283240454
Insider her what?

>>283237932
Oh, it's not that I don't see the thread. This is clearly a meme thread, so trying to discuss Monogatari in it is against the spirit of it.

>>283240902
We could discuss Monogatari and it would become a Monogatari thread. Otherwise it will probably just unceremoniously die after a few images are posted.

>>283234620
He should had went nuclear on them cheeks

>>283241824
I like to imagine Araragi does a lot more with her off camera. There are little hints of it here and there. I wonder how many times Tsukihi has had to be obliterated to make her forget that she saw her brother plowing a foreign loli.

>>283239439
https://catbox.moe/c/tdy72n

>>283233023
4d3d3d3 engaged

>>283242885
There is still something hilarious about the video

>>283231766
>>283231811
nice

>>283243006
Hot feets

>>283234620
I want to massage her uterus.

>>283243227
I think it's the contrast in tone.
Despite Araragi's feverish groping, Shinobu nonchalantly prattles on, completely unfazed and uninvested in the situation

>>283237795
Well, again, I don't want to hijack the thread with an actual summary, but I'll drop one tidbit from the new book that's sorta relevant to the thread: There's a 'new' loli. Around from Shinomonogatari (her name 100% confirmed as "Around" and not "Aroundo") is in the form of a 5 year old who talks like a lolibaba.

>>283242885
>the one of shinobu biting the head
Oh good god my dick is going to explode

>>283244758
Nisio is based

>>283244635
I think the cute hole is pretty funny too

anyone know where i can watch Mahou Sensei Negima! Movie: Anime Final? I only find dead torrents

>>283242885
how is it possible to make slop that doesn't look like a van gogh painting crossed with AIDS?

>>283233270
Yep.
He even gave Hanekawa giant clown feet.
This is absolutely inexcusable.
I understand that's his fetish. That's fine. I prefer small feet, but that's fine.
HANEKAWA CANONICALLY HAS SMALL, CUTE FEET. CANONICALLY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE A BAD ARTIST. FUCK YOU.

>>283245577
Picking the right checkpoints/loras and manually cleaning it up afterwards

>>283212724
fuck you, we made feet popular and better

>>283242885
Between this and the compilation on panda, how hard would it be to sort it by character? Frankly, there are only certain characters I'm interested in fapping to.

>>283245800
This is a pretty fair point. Most didn't think much about feet two decades ago, maybe even just a decade ago. But now they are popular and you see tailored foot content everywhere, not just a few things directed by schizos. Foot fetishists gifted everyone with feet.

>>283245863
I thought about this but then you run into the problem of how to sort multi-character images. It's best to just save what you want and throw it in your own character folders.

>>283245940
That's fair. I wouldn't mind making the comps myself if the guy who posted that on panda would upload it there

>>283209485 (OP)
More like kiss-my-cock cacerola-onions bent-over-table

>>283246178
Some visual supplementation

>>283245863
It would be cool if there was a character sorting AI. I have thousands of Monogatari images on my phone that need to be put into folders, but it'd take forever to do by hand.

>>283244809
Normally that would horrify me, but somehow with Shinobu I only feel joy

Shinobutt
Shinobuns
Shinofeets
Shinocheeks
Shinobutwhy
Shinotjustthemenbutthewomenandchildrentoo

>>283246612
Shinocheeks...

Bandaid flip webm?

>>283209690
Yeah, but feetfags only deserve the rope and no normal person would be this situation.

>>283245615
Big ol' pavement-slapping flippers. Not even Kiss-Shot's feet are that big.

>>283209485 (OP)
I want to tickle her.

>>283233997
Yes, all the time for my girlfriend. Putting her soft soles on my face during sex made me go from steel to diamonds.
I also used to massage my hot aunt's feet then quickly run to the bathroom to jack off while my hands could still feel their warmth. Some of the best faps of my life

>>283246465
>bukake.jpg

>>283245800
It didn't need to be popular
We could have just had barefoot women every once in a while and it would have been fine
I don't need a foot taking up a fifth of the screen, I don't even like it
Because it's extremely obvious and distracting and downright annoying
This is genuinely worse than it used to be

>>283248722
The Shinobu bath scene was in 2012. Shaft has been cramming the screen with feet for a long time.

>>283209485 (OP)
pits and feet.

>>283209485 (OP)
Can't self insert as a faggot who isn't me, so the male character ruins this series for me.

>>283249113
Araragi is one of the only based male characters in anime. Also, self-inserting is a mental disorder.

>>283248745
Shush
Having actually experienced it doesn't change anything, I get nostalgic over shit that happened 200 years ago

The cutest and most beautiful vampire in all of anime!

>oshino shinobu
>lolishot
>hebeshot
>teenshot
>adultshot
>kissshot acerola-orion heart-under-blade
which way white man?

>>283249604
Any of the loli ones. Only occasionally using the bigger ones when I want to play with boobs.

>>283249604
Why not all of them?

>>283249932
The writing in this doujin is really a gem

What did she mean by this?

>>283249960
One of her sexiest scenes. I feel like I think this a lot...

>play tennis match a few hours ago
>win but get hit in the balls by a full speed flat forehand shot while attempting to serve and volley
>the pain persists even now
What an awful moment to have a Shinobu thread up, I can't get close to my groin without feeling pain.

>>283249604
Only Kiss-Shot.

>>283250264
Pretend you got bit
https://catbox.moe/c/tdy72n#gallery-20

>>283249604
snakefags and batfags are natural allies, no other gatari has 5-6 versions

>>283250433
Am I crazy for only seeing a few dozen images? I swear there used to be a catbox collection with hundreds

>>283250264
ears are an erogenous zone, ask a girlfriend or female relative to lick yours while you look at shinobuporn until you cum

>>283250623
No the fuck we aren't. I don't use this word a lot but Snakefags are literal, actual insufferable cucks. I miss when they made their own threads to verbally jerk each other off in instead of shitting up the main ones.

>>283250842
There's no need to be mean, I just want to be last in line
I miss the line

>>283250734
The rest are on exhentai now because the old gallery collapsed under its own weight
https://exhentai.org/g/3528798/521da5e432/

>>283250842
>snakecucks
that's like 2 schizos though

Sorry to interrupt the gooning, but was (Tsugimongoatari spoilers) Tadatsuru and Kagenui being cousins something that was already established or is it new? I legitimately can't remember and it's bugging me now.

>>283250433
>>283250772
Almost passed out, didn't manage to finish but it was worth it for the experience. I imagine ballbusting anons would enjoy being in this situation.
>>283250968
Thanks, I was wondering that too.

Why are people so cruel to snakefags?

>>283251438
Deep down they know that Snek is best girl and they refuse to accept it.

Love Nobu soles.

>>283251438
Snakegirl is the best allarounder, because her ass is supremely round and she has the best OP's

>>283249705
cheekshot

>>283251102
Not to my knowledge

>>283251823
Soleful

>>283251884
Thanks. It caught me off-guard when I read it and wasn't sure if I'd just forgotten or not.

>>283249705
thigh gap wider than my employment history

>>283233270
Stfu faggot, I like them that way

>>283252243
>I like it when they don't need flippers to go SCUBA diving

Okay.

>>283233997
Yeah, it is kind of nice and women seem to like it. I get not sexual pleasure from doing it though, unlike that fucking degen

Why is calling them cheeks so much more arousing?

why is she called kiss shot

>>283253076
It means something like "a taste like a kiss". In the original novel, Suicidemaster spent a good chunk of the prologue patting herself on the back for how great she is at coming up with awesome names like that.

>>283253076
because a single kiss (on the tip) makes you shoot (ropes)

>>283253076
I want to kiss her butt. She makes an expression like she's been shot.

>>283253227
This is very lewd and provocative.

>>283253384
It's borderline evil

>>283253433
I can see up her dress (sexy)

>>283251412
Get well soon

>>283248731
Impressive.

love me bat
simple as

love me bat feet
simple as

Nobu feet bump

Would you plap a bat brat or lean towards the creampie bat queen?

>>283258016
Yes.

>>283257343
I love her feet

Have you pet your doll today?

>>283258978
Yes, she was very soft too since I also gave her a bath recently

>>283258990
This dude actually owns a doll. Only a doll owner would know that.

>>283258016
Always cream the brat.

>>283259561
I'll quickly grab her by the chest and lift her up just enough to be hidden behind the wall. I'll stick it in through the side and pump away. All this while also poking her butthole through the swimsuit with the other hand. Once I quickly fill her I'll pull out and then snap the thing back onto her butt. She'll be forced to waddle around with it inside her the rest of the day out. Shinobrat will be defeated.

>>283250433
is catbox down for anyone else?

>>283260161
Try using 5g. Sometimes it will randomly go down for an ip but changing it can make it work again. It is weird how that site works.

>>283260208
well that sucks

>>283260260
Yeah, I looked after posting and it seems to be completely down. There are a ton of alternative sites that do similar things though if anyone needs to share images that are too lewd for blue boards fortunately.

Envision Shinobu on the commode.

>>283260671
Vampires don't poop, right...?

>>283261123
The donuts she eats have to come out and she does mention using the toilet with Araragi...

delicious cunnypire feet

>>283261658
This

>>283261123
They don't.

>>283262706
*cums*

I wonder if Mayoi poops. Does she do it behind the shrine?

Minutely reminder that tomboy maids exist as the peak of human form.

>>283262964
Spatbrought arousal

>>283262854
She's a fucking ghost.

>>283263394
I know her purpose already. But I wonder if she also expels a bit of ectoplasm occasionally.

>>283261165
Monogatari vampires seem to operate on hammerspace physics. Shinobu can probably eat a truckload of donuts and they just vanish into negative space.

>>283263550
Shinotheory:
What if she can turn donuts into other matter. This is where her matter generation ability comes from. It is also why the gun she creates for Araragi is so cartoony.

bat best girl
sorry you can't argue this

>>283263799
Checked
Anytime someone tries to argue against it they start sounding immensely psued

>>283262706
I swear, this pic was one of my gateways into lolicon. Up until the age of 25 I was normal

>>283263799
>>283264276
>isn't snail
I rest my case

>>283265024
All of the trio are very good

>>283263750
That's a fun idea. Feeding Shinobu a ton of donuts to make her generate useful items.

>>283265431
>her little shoe popping off
HNNNNNGGGGG but also erotic

>>283265710
It also helps preserve Mayoi's modesty

>>283266708
I love when girls exercise, dance, and otherwise flex around. Especially the ones who seem obsessed with doing so spontaneously.

These threads are bad for my health...why must child-...actually, I'll refrain

>>283266708
Shouldn't this be the opposite? We've seen Shinobu do very acrobatic and ballerina-like moves

Flat

>>283267514
What is she doing?

I have a foot fetish because of Shinobu

>>283267561
Holy based.

>>283267254
>We've seen Shinobu do very acrobatic and ballerina-like moves
BECAUSE she trains with Hachikuji

Body so flat even her little nipples aren't perky enough

>>283267537
>snail in I-pose
So hot.
Imagine plapping her in that position with her soft, meaty, sweaty foot pressed against your face

>>283268143
I'd run my hand across her tightened butt

>>283268143
Sakura should be a feetpire for halloween

>>283259561
I don't think it's very helpful to put the band-aid over the clothes.

>>283268940
Maybe she was quickly patching up a hole that she found embarrassing. She always has a backup on her...

>>283268786
did someone say feetpires?

>>283269327
I like how this art style simultaneously looks like newer and older anime.

>>283268659
Nice desu ne

>>283270063
I love the localization into bro. It fits well and helps aid the fetish.

Fuck I want to warm her toes in my mouth

nobu

My apologies, I thought this was the imouto thread

>>283270858
Epic image
Imoutoes are welcome too

>>283270889
is there a tag for this pose?

Imagine cuddling with your lolipire wife for centuries

>>283271508
I assume dry humping related tags may get some satisfactory results. What I really wish is for there to be a specific tag for the joke dry humping pretend sex thing you see videos of JKs doing from time to time. It almost seems like a meme, which may have a name.

>>283248731
probably paying $15 a year to keep it up.

>>283270858
she's naked!

>>283272877
Just her natural vampire body. Nothing wrong with her enjoying her skin occasionally.

>>283268143
>>283268786
Post more Sakura!

>>283274248
Holy based Sakurachad.

>>283273581
Man does this make me feel things

Be realistic with me, anons. Will I ever get to put a cute girl's foot in my mouth? Some days it's all I can think about, but I fear that if I ever got a gf, she'd never actually let me do it

>>283274506
You wouldn't want a girlfriend who wouldn't go along with such a simple thing anyway.

>>283274506
If she had her own kinks I imagine she'd be willing to indulge in yours, I'd probably try to pass off that I have multiple kinks as a diversion to make it seem like I'm not only fixated on feets

>>283274248
Animation so passionate it spawned all moe, otaku, and loli anime. All from guys seeing such a cute girl and wondering "but what if she got naked?".

>>283274137
A girl that is better naked

Spookynobus

>>283277069
messy eater

>>283277191
I'm honestly not sure I believe she's eaten as many people as she's said. Like I don't think she's fed on anyone other than Seishirou, Araragi, and Guillotine-Cutter in the last 400 years.

>>283277530
She would have starved to death if she didn't.

>>283277684
She seems to be doing just fine subsisting on donuts and Araragi's blood. Idk if you consider that eating someone since he lives through the experience of course.

>>283277971
Yeah, finding that way of letting her live without killing and then committing the rest of his life to it was kind of the climax of Kizu. She didn't have Araragi doing that for her for the first 598 years of her life.

>>283277971
It's a pretty miserable experience for her to have to live only on Araragi's blood.

>>283277971
she isnt constantly needing insane amounts of fuel, and being less vampire lets her fill in the gaps a bit with people food

God I want a lolipire nibbling on my neck while her little flat chest hugs my body

>>283277684
She eats oddities.

>>283278716
Why are there two Sakuras?

>>283278626
To kill them. She HAS to feed off of humans to survive and any extended loopholes result in Kurayami coming after her.

>>283280540
Blessed animators.

>>283209485 (OP)
Bathnobu is the most erotic girl in all of anime.

>>283274506
Probably better in theory. I have this feeling feet taste sour and dirty.

>>283280931
Not even the best shaft girl. That would be my wife Kyouko.

>>283280228
I can see right down mainstreet

>>283282781
Then take a trip

>>283283487
I want to trip and accidentally fall between the Nobu thighs.

>>283280540
Why did they make this so sex?

Bat loli feet in my mouth

>>283285536
How hard?

Sex with Shinobu

>>283280931
Shinobu is pretty much the best girl of all time.

>>283209485 (OP)
Shinobu is a cutie but I'd rather pat pat her than fuck her
Too cute

>>283288995
Pat pat her on the butt

>>283288995
She's the cutest and sexiest girl and I can't stop not wanting to have sex with her but all I want to do is cuddle and let her nibble on my neck and whisper kaka to me

>>283288854
>didn't even get saved to the archives
really?

Can somebody please explain why the Seiyuu for Shinobu was always not singing the Openings for her Arcs?

>>283290864
The actress who voices Shinobu doesn't like doing character voices while she sings. Contrary to the rumors, she DOES do anime songs, just not in-character.

>>283290822
It appears on the archive for me. I'm not sure why that post got deleted though, there was nothing lewd. Unless anon got embarrassed by his post for whatever reason and deleted it.

>>283278344
>fill in the gaps a bit with people food
pretty sure she just eats donuts because of the taste, I don't think any food other than human flash and blood counts as sustenance. I might be wrong, I'm an anime only fan.

>>283290953
Got a stern talking-to by the custodian

>>283291054
>I'm an anime only fan.
And it shows, newfag. Imagine having such a shallow understanding because you refuse to read the source. Truly filtered.

>>283291054
It is pretty much just this. She likes the taste + is half human so she can enjoy regular food. She gets her vampire food from having vampire sex with Araragi every night. While she occasionally eats oddities, I think Araragi uses that in particular just as cleanup and she doesn't necessarily need that outside of it maybe keeping her status as king up.

>>283291167
>Truly filtered.
Sorry man, I'm a casual trying to participate in something fun. The books have an amazing reputation, my reading list is just so fucking long though and my life super busy.

>>283290927
>doesn't like
I also don't like working, but it's my fuming job. Is she really that high class of a VA that she gets to choose? Probably a nepo baby that gets a pass if you ask me

>>283291740
It really is sad because all Shinobu OPs sound like shit as a result. I don't know why they couldn't at least just have her read lines and then remix them into songs. With how sweet and touching Hachikuji's songs are I imagine Shinobu songs would've been really good. But now you just get weird primal chanting on the openings for some of the best arcs.

>>283291848
>for some of the best arcs.
Dude what
Her arcs are the worst part of monogatari. Seriously sured my enjoyment of monster season

>>283291940
Shinobu Time was a fun loli adventure. Shinobu Mail was one of the most emotional points in the story. I've not watched Mustard yet, but I can't imagine it is that bad.

>>283291740
>Is she really that high class of a VA that she gets to choose?
Well, she's been in the industry for 30 years and you'd probably recognize TONS of her roles. But the reason is because she also has a music career and she doesn't like to blur the line between her music career and her voice actor career.
>>283291848
>I don't know why they couldn't at least just have her read lines and then remix them into songs.
This they could probably do, though. They did that for a couple of Ouran songs, where a different character was singing and they'd mix in voice clips of Haruhi reacting to the lines.

>>283233270
bigger is better

>>283249960
I save this every time I see it

>>283293414
Based

>>283249960
woag

>>283295819
delicious imotoes

>>283295819
They are drawn like tits or ass here

>>283212831
>has fucked Hitagi
Is that canon ?

>>283298659
There is a single line that may imply it. It isn't mentioned much because Araragi canonically keeps most of his time with Hitagi private from the audience (or at least according to him that is why she doesn't come up much). Realistically, he wouldn't be around her so long without having sex with her and they even get married. There is also the scene where she literally jacks him off while behind her father. The only other two characters he might have sex with are Karen and Shinobu. Karen has the whole toothbrushing thing going on. Shinobu has the mentions of Araragi fooling around with her. He also does stuff like molesting Mayoi early on and on special occasions. He had Kanbaru do something to him supposedly "bad" enough he mostly gave up groping Mayoi. Lastly, characters like Yotsugi and Tsukihi are victim to at least quite a bit of stripping. Araragi really does get around.

>>283298577
As they should be

>>283300129
I wish more would use this on feet as it actually makes me perk up.

Sex hole

>>283299809
What's this about a hidden handjob now?

>>283302864
Lies and exaggerations of a sick mind.

>>283290328
FEETALITY

>>283302864
>>283302886
What object was she rubbing in his pants in the back of the car?

>>283299809
I think kanbaru does have sex with him at the end of an episode.

>>283290328
imagine

>>283302943
Touching your dick and going through its length is not a jerking session anon.

>>283302935
Conceptualize the feeling...

>>283302935
Can't decide if her bare foot, plump thighs, or that slight peak at her ass is the best part of this WEBM. Shaft is really good at sexualizing Yotsugi.

>>283303889
lewd

Safety is key