Thread 283229985

Everyone should have free access to an elf boi-wife in fantasy.

No. You could have one as a bro, but you'd want the milf-mommy jap and japs minus the cat.

>>283229985 (OP)
i miss it bros...

>>283229985 (OP)
whats the appeal of having sex with men over women?

Tan elf bussy…

>>283230427
everything

>>283230427
That's an elf. He is extremely femenine and going to stay like that for hundred of years, so basically the rest of (You)r -dirty human- lifespan.
Not saying that makes him better than a female elf.
...it's just that with elves it hardly matters if they are male or female. Pretty much all the males look like girly twinks or outright women anyway..
So just grab whoever makes your PP harder. With elves you can't choose wrong.

>>283230427
Sword fights, and if your partner has a small penis (common in elves) you can bully him by slapping your bigger cock against his.

*ahem*
Would.

>>283229985 (OP)
I'm too old for pedo elf...

>>283230427
Being gay, mostly

>>283229985 (OP)
stop being a fagoot, faggot

>>283230203
No, I want the cat, too.

>>283229985 (OP)
True.

>>283230427
Not having to deal with women.

>>283230427
Beating off to something on the internet won't change or end your current sexuality what ever that may be.