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Anonymous No.283259248 [Report] >>283259406 >>283259498 >>283259838 >>283259925 >>283260848 >>283261091 >>283261194 >>283261208 >>283261900 >>283261976 >>283262773 >>283262786 >>283262834 >>283263210 >>283263496 >>283263811 >>283265569 >>283266913 >>283269225 >>283269984
>King of the Britons
>Falls in love with a Japanese high school boy
Anonymous No.283259406 [Report] >>283259771 >>283261664 >>283264024
>>283259248 (OP)
>gets dicked by him so hard that she realizes that she is a female
>chooses to be his literal cock sleeve instead of being king of the brits
Anonymous No.283259415 [Report] >>283259636
Well I didn't vote for her.
Anonymous No.283259498 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
Anonymous No.283259636 [Report] >>283262967
>>283259415
You don’t vote for kings!
Anonymous No.283259771 [Report]
>>283259406
Sounds like my type of QUEEN
Anonymous No.283259838 [Report] >>283259941
>>283259248 (OP)
How do you think she feels? She was a cute, upbeat girl before pulling Caliburn, then all of a sudden she's surrounded by a kingdom that can't comprehend she's female because her entourage are a bunch of knights who look like a boy band. Her only sexual experience involved growing a dick and being raped by her sister while unconscious. (ironically, her second one was being raped by either Rin or Caster, but it is what it is)

Can you blame her for just wanting to have nice, normal sex for once?
Anonymous No.283259925 [Report] >>283260941 >>283261977
>>283259248 (OP)
>King of Britain
>love American burger
This is an insult to the British
Anonymous No.283259941 [Report] >>283260896 >>283262223 >>283262434
>>283259838
She should have yuri'd it up with Guinevere
Anonymous No.283260848 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
Yeah she's perfect.
Anonymous No.283260896 [Report] >>283262223 >>283266892
>>283259941
To this day, it's still bizarre to me that we've never actually seen Guinevere in Fate. She's been mentioned a bunch of times, but you'd think she'd be important enough to have appeared in something by now.
Anonymous No.283260941 [Report] >>283261366 >>283261977 >>283262353
>>283259925
She loves burgers.
Burgers aren't American anyway.
Anonymous No.283261091 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
He had ideals.
Anonymous No.283261194 [Report] >>283261302 >>283266818
>>283259248 (OP)
>King of Brits (medieval london gangster edition)
>Falls in love with a Japanese high school boy
Anonymous No.283261208 [Report] >>283262773 >>283263484 >>283269321
>>283259248 (OP)
If you didn't read the VN blind you will NEVER know how amazing this shit was. It sounds absurd out of context but the build up and momentum of the story just make it work when you're reading it.
Anonymous No.283261302 [Report]
>>283261194
Anonymous No.283261366 [Report]
>>283260941
Burgers are definitely American, the slab of meat by krauts isn't the modern burger
Anonymous No.283261664 [Report] >>283261822
>>283259406
>being king of the brits
What's the benefit of this? sound more like an insult nowday
Anonymous No.283261822 [Report]
>>283261664
It was an insult back then, too, but saber made the best of it.
Anonymous No.283261900 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
Even nasu admitted it was weird
Anonymous No.283261976 [Report] >>283261998 >>283262058 >>283264167 >>283269804
>>283259248 (OP)
bong girls don't look like that, they're much uglier
Anonymous No.283261977 [Report] >>283262009
>>283259925
>>283260941
Fucking secondaries...
Anonymous No.283261998 [Report] >>283262058
>>283261976
She's actually Welsh.
Anonymous No.283262009 [Report] >>283262047
>>283261977
But look! Here saber is eating a jelly hamburger in the VN.
Anonymous No.283262047 [Report] >>283262140
>>283262009
That's from Hollow Ataraxia and it's not a burger but rather one of those curry bread-like things Japan makes...
Anonymous No.283262058 [Report]
>>283261976
>>283261998
Anonymous No.283262126 [Report]
I would racemix with a Brit too if she looked like Saber
Anonymous No.283262135 [Report]
KING OF THE WHO?
Anonymous No.283262140 [Report] >>283262181
>>283262047
You're either a zoomer or had a boring childhood and never watch pokemon.
Anonymous No.283262161 [Report]
This is a series for netorare and power fantasy.
Anonymous No.283262181 [Report]
>>283262140
Oh yeah, I forgot that the English dub of Pokemon was kinda weird, huh. Guess I outed myself as an ESL.
Anonymous No.283262223 [Report] >>283262295 >>283266460
>>283259941
>>283260896
Speaking of Guinevere, I get why she got with Lancalot when it comes to Artorbut what's her excuse with Proto Arthur?
Anonymous No.283262295 [Report] >>283262349
>>283262223
What do you mean, what's her excuse? She never needed an excuse, she was just a slut in the original story. That's the entire point of the legend, that her infidelity brought down the entire kingdom with it.
Anonymous No.283262349 [Report] >>283262412 >>283262485
>>283262295
The Frogs invented that bit
Anonymous No.283262353 [Report]
>>283260941
Yeah they are German. Even worse for Celtic king desu
Anonymous No.283262412 [Report] >>283262485 >>283262505 >>283266568
>>283262349
>frogs adapt a celtic story
>the first thing they do is add a weird cuckoldry subplot about Guinevere and Lancelot that wasn't there in the original
Why are they like this?
Anonymous No.283262434 [Report] >>283262759
>>283259941
*yuri'd up with Morgan and Mordred
Anonymous No.283262485 [Report]
>>283262412
>>283262349
Unreliable adaptations happen every day, anon
Case in point still a good action film though
Anonymous No.283262505 [Report] >>283262532
>>283262412
They're all intense and shameless perverts. The result of being a godless people for so long
Anonymous No.283262532 [Report] >>283263059
>>283262505
But they used to be known as "the eldest daughter of the Church".
Anonymous No.283262759 [Report] >>283264085
>>283262434
I can't find a single saber or king in that image.
Anonymous No.283262773 [Report] >>283262807 >>283262823
>>283259248 (OP)
>>283261208
>you will NEVER know how amazing this shit was. It sounds absurd out of context
I know this is alien for anime and manga, but in VNs the MC dating and fucking the heroine in the middle of the story is expected and taken for granted, not a rare occurrence.
Anonymous No.283262786 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
That sounds like "peak fiction" as kid's say nowadays
Anonymous No.283262807 [Report] >>283263037
>>283262773
I know you are retarded, but you don't need to lie
Anonymous No.283262823 [Report]
>>283262773
It's about how it happened you. And we're talking about Saber specifically with Shirou, not the shitty heroines from M*ramasa.
Anonymous No.283262834 [Report] >>283263522 >>283264230 >>283264656 >>283265020
>>283259248 (OP)
Fate is just amwf propaganda.
>FSN has female king Arthur give her virginity to a Japanese high school boy
>Medea instantly forgets her marriage to the Greek hero Jason to get bred by a Japanese kungfu wobbly fist master
>Medusa gets wet thinking about Japanese dick
>Tohsaka ancestor implied to have married and impregnated an Edelfelt Sister from the 3rd Grail War
>Kotomine's white wife literally dies trying to fix him
>FZ has a prestigious German family hire a Japanese mage to impregnate their crown jewel, he also happens to have a devout assistant who happily serves as his stress relief
>FApoc has the queen of ancient kingdom fall in love with a literallywho Japanese
>FE has a Roman empress fall in love with a Japanese boy
>FGO goes hard with this, Japanese teenager/college student/shota is sought after by female knights, goddesses, witches, queens/empresses, etc.
Anonymous No.283262933 [Report]
Anonymous No.283262967 [Report]
>>283259636
Depends on your authority as prince
Anonymous No.283263037 [Report]
>>283262807
>but you don't need to lie
Elaborate.
Anonymous No.283263059 [Report]
>>283262532
Yeah and she went off to college and dyed her hair blue and got a Somali boyfriend
Anonymous No.283263210 [Report] >>283263401
>>283259248 (OP)
Britain loves Asians, it's why they mass import them now
Anonymous No.283263401 [Report] >>283263483
>>283263210
Saudis aren't "asians"
Anonymous No.283263483 [Report]
>>283263401
Yeah as we all know it's Saudis flooding into Europe, NEETing with 1000 jeet slaves just gets too boring
Anonymous No.283263484 [Report]
>>283261208
>It sounds absurd out of context
A king/lord falling for high school aged literal whos was a common occurrence
It's not that absurd, the genders are just reversed
Anonymous No.283263496 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
What did you expect from someone who became king by pulling a sword out of a stone?
Anonymous No.283263522 [Report] >>283264606
>>283262834
>>Medea instantly forgets her marriage to the Greek hero Jason to get bred by a Japanese kungfu wobbly fist master
Jason completely fucked her over though?
Anonymous No.283263811 [Report] >>283264257
>>283259248 (OP)
>series is about a war over a holy grail fought between masters with magical powers and their heroic servants from history
>people draw the line at a White woman falling in love with a Japanese boy as being unrealistic.
Anonymous No.283264024 [Report] >>283264204
>>283259406
>be king of the Brits
>have to suffer through Gawain's mashed potatoes as the pinnacle of cooking and Agravain's unironic misogyny due to Morgan
>be Shirou's wife (husband)
>no need to work, get the best foods of several different cuisines staying at home, and his attempts at misogyny are cute as hell
>even his potatoes are cosmically better than Gawain's
Anonymous No.283264085 [Report]
>>283262759
Anonymous No.283264167 [Report] >>283269946
>>283261976
wrong, english roses just hide their natural beauty under the most horrendous makeup on earth
Anonymous No.283264204 [Report]
>>283264024
damn that white woman's head is huge
Anonymous No.283264230 [Report]
>>283262834
>FGO goes hard with this, Japanese teenager/college student/shota is sought after by female knights, goddesses, witches, queens/empresses, etc.
In Salem there was a discussion about whether puritan early America would be suspicious of the main character because he was from the orient. Nobody brought up Mashu in that discussion, so the implication is that she's white.
Anonymous No.283264257 [Report]
>>283263811
My King looks so happy and beautiful.
Anonymous No.283264595 [Report]
Anime characters don't have a race, they're cartoon characters who exist in a space outside the realm of 3D.
Anonymous No.283264606 [Report] >>283266496
>>283263522
>Fate spends a decade ranting about how evil Jason was for being mean to Medea
>he's finally introduced in FGO
>"The first thing the crazy bitch did after I met her was chop up her brother. I was fucking terrified of her the whole voyage, but Aphrodite would have smited me if I didn't marry her. Jesus Christ, what did you want me to do in that situation?"
Anonymous No.283264656 [Report] >>283264820
>>283262834
hmmm... I was about to refute your argument by naming a few examples of wmaf pairings in fate, but then I realized that there really aren't any substantial ones.
There are barely any white men at all with any women to speak of.

The only white males in FSN are Cú Chulainn and heracles and they don't get bitches.
Gilgamesh might be pasty and blonde but technically he's middle eastern if anything. And he only gets pairings in NTR doujins.
Cú Chulainn sometimes get's shipped with Bazett since she was his original master, but Bazett is also not japanse and it's not a canon ship anyway.

There's Fate/Prototype which would have had a male Arthur with a japanese female MC but as we know that never went past being a prototype.
Apocrypha has basically no major japanese or asian character at all (if I'm not forgetting anyone), but there's also no major romantic pairings there.
Apparently the Matou family has distant russian roots. And presumably when they migrated to japan the male heads of the family would have had to continue their lineage with japanese women.

Astolpho might actually be the most popular white man that gets shipped with a variety of women (and men), including japanese ones, but those are all not canon and he's also a femboy.
Anonymous No.283264820 [Report] >>283264848
>>283264656
Ciel was retconned to be a hafu in remake, that's about it.

Also you're replying to copypasta.
Anonymous No.283264848 [Report] >>283264920
>>283264820
I just realized Ciel has nothing to do with Fate, though...guess the remake just felt so FGO-ized that it might as well be a Fate IP now.
Anonymous No.283264920 [Report]
>>283264848
Ciel is also not a man
Anonymous No.283265020 [Report]
>>283262834
>Medea instantly forgets her marriage to the Greek hero Jason to get bred by a Japanese kungfu wobbly fist master
You can't blame her. No woman can resist the wobbly fist.
Anonymous No.283265569 [Report] >>283266282
>>283259248 (OP)
I want more white heroines...
Anonymous No.283265719 [Report]
Excalibur prevents her from getting sunburn.
Anonymous No.283266282 [Report]
>>283265569
Why?
Anonymous No.283266460 [Report]
>>283262223
There isn't. Arthur was plainly, unmistakeably, unironically cucked.

Have you see King Arthur Sean Conery scream WHYYYYYY? In the Lancelot movie with Richard Grear? That's Prototype Arthur.

Also apparently Guin looks like Ayala so there Is a probability of Pseudo Servant Guin-Ayaka before FGO dies for good
Anonymous No.283266496 [Report]
>>283264606
Pretty sure you can blame the gods entirely in this situation
Anonymous No.283266568 [Report]
>>283262412
French is a disease
Anonymous No.283266818 [Report]
>>283261194
>3DPD
Anonymous No.283266892 [Report]
>>283260896
If she gets a canon design it might affect the Saber/Shirou ship
Anonymous No.283266913 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
Such is japanese fantasy.
Anonymous No.283267154 [Report]
Daily reminder that Saber's second scene in the OG VN has the best translated line in the entire story:
>My penis begins its final expansion
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Anonymous No.283267819 [Report] >>283268095
Saber's sex slave
Anonymous No.283268095 [Report]
>>283267819
locked away in the basement and forgotten
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Anonymous No.283269007 [Report] >>283269073 >>283269380
Anonymous No.283269073 [Report] >>283269119 >>283269380
>>283269007
Anonymous No.283269119 [Report] >>283269380
>>283269073
Anonymous No.283269225 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
Many such cases
Anonymous No.283269321 [Report]
>>283261208
It wasn't outlandish at all and I say this someone who played the VN back in like 2009. The build up is full of Nasu's dumb chunni writing like the threesome with Rin at the shed
Anonymous No.283269380 [Report]
>>283269119
>>283269073
>>283269007
>>283268988
Iri deserved better. She deserved to spoil someone like Shirou
Anonymous No.283269804 [Report]
>>283261976
British girls were very beautiful before Vikings took all the hot ones away
Anonymous No.283269946 [Report]
>>283264167
and age themselves 30 years in 10 trying to look like meds
Anonymous No.283269984 [Report]
>>283259248 (OP)
To be fair, they were mentally linked and both had wet dreams with the other past, not to mention they share the same personality.
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