Thread 283286790

Choose wisely.

sakura as a genin. hinata as a grown up

>>283286790 (OP)
Left.

>>283286790 (OP)
Sakura has sexy short hair and is athletic plus her genes made sarada, so her

>>283286790 (OP)
I reject your false dichotomy

>>283286790 (OP)
Hinata
Better Tits
Comes from loaded family
Housewife
Dandere > Tsundere

>>283286790 (OP)
Kishimoto completely ruined both of them.
But I guess the point of the thread was to make a difficult choice, so I choose right.

Neither as I am not a faggot that watches Naruto.

>>283286790 (OP)

kill yourself narutard

>>283286790 (OP)
my heart says left. My cock says right.
Actually my cock says to make a harem with both.

>>283286790 (OP)
No need to choose, if you can fuse.

>>283288021
Potaras don't work for three way fusions.

>>283286790 (OP)
Hinata.

>>283286790 (OP)
I choose wisely

>>283286790 (OP)
Both of them are terribly written and it never made sense why they ended up with the men they married.

>>283288120
This was fusion no jutsu, not potaras.

>>283288628
is it permanent or only 30 minutes?

>>283286790 (OP)
left as wife, right as mistress.

>>283286790 (OP)
Konan supremacy
Konan oldfags new world order
Naruto and DBZ are the pinnacle of shonen
There are no series more "shonen" than Naruto and DBZ

>>283287505
Tenten was so neglected. She was meant to be a weapons, taijutsu specialist, and powerful combatant. But since Kishimoto can't write a strong and driven woman, she was the most neglected of the Konoha 11

Man, it's so hard to choose between Sakura and Hinata

>"Should I marry this plain, unstable, barely competent psychopath who seems completely happy not having sex for a decade, who treats me like shit 99% of the time and only gives a damn about me when I'm literally dying for her or helping her pursue some other guy that is 150% not interested in her?"

>"Or should I marry this sweet big titted bombshell, who is the closest thing to a Ninja Princess, who harbors a deep dark hunger for fucking me so great she practically faints when I graze her skin, who the few times I really doubted myself stepped in and told me I was great?"

Gosh, how do I decide guys?

>>283286790 (OP)
ENTER: The best of both worlds.

easy

>>283289405
t.

>>283286790 (OP)
Hinata is one of the most iconic examples of the hajidere archetype and the one who broke the curse of it obligatorily jobbing to shitty tsunderes. Sakura is the shitty tsundere who managed to lose to her despite the massive industry bias at the time pushing for girls like her to win no matter what.

>>283288821
She didn't deserve to die, she was a good girl.

>>283288877
the filler gives her a lot of good episodes.

>>283289548
Finally, someone throwing facts

>>283289405
>t.

>>283290229
I do love her character, but...
People that think she was going to live forget she was objectively a member of an evil faction (which most of the other members of also died); and served one of the primary villains of the story.
In a way, Konan might even be one of the paths of Pain herself. She has piercings across her belly and chin to tie her to Nagato's chakras, and her hair is actually distinctly the color of the Rinnegan. It's like a metaphor that she IS the Rinnegan, she IS Pain, which is why Obito had to kill her to take it back.

>>283288697
Semi-permanent.

>>283289405
we know, asuma

>>283287150
>Her genes made an Uchiha that needed glasses
Not the win you think it is.

>>283286790 (OP)
Sakura. Don't want anything having to do with Raikage

>>283286790 (OP)
kid hinata > teen sakura > kid sakura > teen hinata

70 year old virgin gilfs

>>283292619
Not even a female.

I dropped Naruto shortly after Gaara "died" but it was quite satisfying to see Sakura get what she wants. Married to a guy that is never around. What a dumb bitch.

>>283286790 (OP)
Left. No question.

>>283291994
>Hinata with long hair and big tits last
FAGGOT.

Best girls are
>Kumo's single white woman
>24 year old Tsunade
>Chapter 700 Milfnata

>>283290177
The one good thing about Naruto.

>>283290677
she was the least-involved in the dealings, and checked out of the group when they took a direction she didn't like. Other villains did worse and were allowed to stick around. Further, it is explicitly stated she and Nagato were running Amegakure significantly better than previous regimes had been. without them the rain country probably descended back into lawlessness and poverty.

Konan's hair is blue, the Rinnegan is a light purple.

>>283286790 (OP)
Left, left each and every time, Hinata is a goddess next to a ugly, violent mentally unstable pink turd in human form.

>>283286790 (OP)
Hinata is such a cutie but Sakura is hotter. Flatties are so hot, big breasts are loving, nurturing and weirdly platonic.

>>283287628
>>283287628
Thanks for outing yourselves you faggots

>>283294204
Flat is better on JC. Not hags.

Why would I choose plebshit when I can be based?

>>283294260
>gets progressively worse

>>283294260
Ino is fine too, but what's not based about picking Hinata?

>>283290677
if Sasuke and Orochimaru were forgiven then anyone can be

>>283286790 (OP)
They look tarded

I find the most erotic part of a kunoichi is the boobies

for me it's obviously :
loli/hebe Ino > loli/hebe Sakura > loli/hebe Hinata > Loli Sarada > loli Hanabi > loli Tenten > loli Himawari > Tsunade > Shizune > adult Sakura > adult Hinata > Adult Ino > Adult Tenten > Sakura's mom > teen Sarada > adult Hanabi > teen Himawari
not counting Temari and the rest because that's outside Konoha.

>>283294576
based desu

>>283286790 (OP)
Both look better with short hair btw

>>283294449
I can fix her

>>283294576
Based.

>>283294576
I kneel

>>283286790 (OP)
Hinata, because of the potential of a threesome with Kurenai

>>283294820
>Hinata, because of the potential of a threesome with Hanabi

>>283294932
firing molten baby batter in Hyuuga cuties..

>>283295057
>firing molten baby batter in Hyuuga cuties.

>>283294932
If she's legal at the time then sure, but Kurenai is the closest to an oyakodon setup, considering Hinata's mom is dead

>>283295169
don't forget, Natsu-chan

>>283295293
Why do all Hyuuga women have the "fuck me" eyes?

>Naruto was madly in love with her and would do anything to support her
>Rock Lee was madly in love with her and would do anything to support her
>Ultimately chose the deadbeat who never showed any interest at all and even tried to kill her to knock her up
What was Kishimoto trying to say here?

>>283295394
Women are shit

>>283295378
they're naturally very mellow and sweet-natured.

>>283286790 (OP)
Hinata
>loyal
>bigger tits
>likes you just for trying
>gap moe once you get past her shyness
>probably crazy in bed
>has cool eyes
>will literally die defending you

Sakura
>more cute
>small tits and 5 head
>normal eyes
>friendzones good guys
>only like dark triad abuse chads
>probably a dead fish
>will do nothing but cry to defend you

>>283294260
She's way cuter in the original naruto with the thin eyebrows that make her look punk.

>>283294260
sakuracucks BTFO

>>283286790 (OP)
Neither

>>283298884
>>283292885

see >>283292787

>>283292885
>>283292619
She likely fucked Dan at least once

>>283286790 (OP)
For me it's Best Girl.

>>283299538
*papercuts your dick*

>>283299698
That just means you can't rape her. It's the same as with Mina.

>>283299917
*soaks her in water*
get plapped, hag

>>283286790 (OP)
Left after she gets her old haircut

>>283300122
Odd how Konan always gets shit for being 35 but Tsunade never gets shit for being 55

>>283300230
because she uses a jutsu to look 25.
Konan rawdogs her age (besides the cope "35 is still young!!!" eyeshadow)

>>283286790 (OP)
did people really kill themselves over naruto not getting with sakura?

>>283300548
I hope so because that's fucking hysterical.

>>283286790 (OP)
None. This series doesnt exist

>>283300323
I'm sure this would mean something if Konan didn't look fantastic for her age as well. Regardless, Tsunade never felt as young as Konan does to me, let alone younger. There's something so inextricably maternal about Tsunade's appearance and character that I can't buy her being much younger than 36 (thrice Naruto's pre-timeskip age) or see her like that.

>>283286790 (OP)
I will make the high IQ choice

>>283301150
The unambiguous Best Girl of Part 1

>>283301414
Would have stolen part 2 as well if she'd had more than threeish scenes

>>283301072
Anime girls don't look old until they're grannies. In-universe she's the equivalent of some millennial chick who never grew out of her scene phase back 2009.

>>283301739
>In-universe she's the equivalent of some millennial chick who never grew out of her scene phase back 2009.
Fucking would

>>283301072
also, Tsunade canonically changes up just how old she looks, to dodge debtors. at least when she was first introduced.
most of her "motherly" look comes from her dressing and acting really mature, which gives off the air of being an older woman despite her looks. Her face and body are functionally identical to what she looked like in her teens. maaaybe her boobs are bigger, but that's it.

>>283301779
I wonder how much of a difference the lipstick makes

>>283301795
a big difference. lipstick is almost exclusively used by older women in anime, so it automatically adds like 10 years to her appearance

>>283286790 (OP)
The nice girl or the bitch. Man, that's a tough one.

>>283301795
another major contributor is her dub VA having a really raspy and 'mature' voice. Probably deliberate to play on how she's an older woman using a jutsu to look young.

>>283286790 (OP)
One won't stop thinking about Naruto
The other won't stop thinking about Sasuke
No to both
>>283287505
She is single and ready to mingle

>>283286790 (OP)
why would anyone dislike hinata i have no clue, i get she can be boring but she is strong (even more than sakura actually) and has a badass byakugan power and comes from a weird clan.
Like even as a character potential, aside from beauty, she is mogging Sakura.

>>283303230
I want my ninja 2nd amendment nut wife and I want her NOW

>>283303230
The fuck is this yuribait lmao

Left but with short hair