Thread 283470661

I bet yurifags say Three Men and a baby is about polyamorous gay men

Fate is oficially Vivio's godmother

>>283470661 (OP)
Vivio has walked in on Nanoha & Fate having sex in the manga, so it's canon that they are married

Nanofate have been yuri longer than you've been alive

>>283471172
I remenber that issue. Fate was drunk and there was no sex involved. Also it was all played by laughs

>>283470661 (OP)
>Three Men and a baby is about polyamorous gay men
???
You mean Kyou Kara Maoh? No one ever denied that as yaoi

I want to give both Nanoha and Fate biological children.

>>283471187
Is Full House yaoi? It feature 3 men raising 3 girls in San Francisco and like Nanoha and Fate, they claim to be best friends

>>283471545
Can you speak like a human?

>>283471377
I want to give them grandchildren

>heh but what about these completely different things
Good one anon

>>283470661 (OP)
kys homo

Basically just "Two and a half men" but genderswapped and anime.

Fate and Nanoha belong to Erio.

>>283472430
Nope because it's canon in the manga and series per word of god

>>283471545
>it only speaks in western media references
Sure, you're not gay yourself?

>>283470883
That was in StrikerS, because two people can't be guardians of a child if they are not married. Fate became Vivio's legal guardian, which is mentioned in the first Vivid chapter, when she married Nanoha sometime between StrikerS and Vivid.

>>283470661 (OP)
Japan doesn't care about whatever the fuck that western show is. If you think 7 Arcs and the Japanese fans are wrong about the portrayal of lesbians in fiction, you should complain to them.

>>283471172
>>283471202
Their very active sex life has been a thing since StrikerS, the fact that they make fun of the fact that Vivio is so used to walking in on her moms that she read the situation wrong once, doesn't make the sex less gay.

Poor Vivio. Nobody on /a/ wants to have sex with her anymore.

Vivio is fat

>>283470661 (OP)
Imagine being so brainwashed by your far right political party that they make you convince yourself to start hating one of the top 3 fetishes of choice by men, so you can't but rant on the Internet about your irrational denial of some 20 years old japanese lesbian cartoon.

>>283475110
Not sure why you're making a partisan statement here. Both sides of western politics have a long history of adversarial behavior toward anime and japanese culture in general.

>>283470661 (OP)
put your money up

Imagine being a butthurt ferretfag 20 years later.

>>283474936
I do >>283471610

>>283470661 (OP)
>Three Men and a baby
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Wikipedia:
>Peter Mitchell, one of the 3 roommates, an architect and the center figure of the trio
>Michael Kellam, the youngest of the three roommates and a cartoonist
>Jack Holden, one of the 3 roommates, a skilled actor and Mary's birth father
>Rebecca, Peter's old flame
>Sylvia Bennington, Mary's mother, an actress with whom Jack had a fling.

It seems at least 2 of the 3 men are canonically straight, which pretty much refutes any yaoi theory. Since you're making this comparison, what's the refutation of the yuri theory in Nanoha?

And why does it matter? I've seen people saying Koro Sensei is yaoi or that they prefer the yaoi ship and no one cares even though there are het ships. I think most yurifags don't even care about Nanoha anymore, so why do you care?

>>283470661 (OP)
Let's get back to fundamentals, here - the first season falls apart completely if you don't look at it as a lesbian love story with some mahou shoujo trappings. As an action/adventure story it doesn't work because it lacks a proper climax (the Big Bad just falls over dead on her own) and has multiple episodes with no action at all, and what else is there? School drama? Pfft, it's not drama when everybody is best friends with everybody.

Basically, it's all about Nanoha trying to hit on Fate, and finally succeeding when she was at her most aggressive (proving once again that rape is love).

Actually, Nanoha succeeded by finally getting Precia to go all uber-bitch and denounce Fate's existence as a worthless hunk of tube-grown flesh and then gave her the metaphorical hug of a life time.

>>283470661 (OP)
Kyoukonigger moving on to nanoha. The shit was written by porn vn artists. If it was straight they'd have not held back uihihi

>>283475110
Um excuse me but Yuri is the most far right thing imaginable. Early /pol/ was filled with madoka, touhou, Yuru Yuri, and love live reaction images.

>>283477063
Yeah, in the past things weren't as bad, pretty sure most current far right extremist have been brainwashed into irrationally raging against anything that doesn't align with whatever their party arbitrarily says counts as woke, which has included lesbians for some years now.

>>283477199
people on /pol/ don't like lesbians (3d) because waman hate things like moral values and personal responsability. Nanoha would commit acts of grievous violence against them.

>>283470661 (OP)
If you actually watched anime you could have made this thread on-topic.

>>283470661 (OP)
>whataboutism

>>283478069
Her girlness is maximum.

Why are hetfags closet fags.

>>283477963
This. Op is fucking retarded

>>283475110
>one of the top 3 fetishes of choice by men
Ackshually that's by women. And normal straight men only care about lesbian porn not lesbian romance.

>>283474916
Why Vivio says Fate is Nanoha's best friend? Unless they're hiding it from Vivio until she's older

>>283479422
I wonder if you're so socially inept to not know that romantic partners often are still friends, or if in your country Vivio's type of statement has some unintended connotation that is absent from the original. No character in the series, and no one from the staff, has ever claimed that they are just friends. Mentioning that Nanoha and Fate are Vivio's parents and friends is not unexpected, as this series has been about the different types of families and about friendship since season 1, romantic relationships has always been secondary and relegated to the background.

>>283479879
I love when they do small things like putting that cup on Nanoha's left side to show her left handedness.

>>283479879
>Fate and Nanoha schedule three hours of time for the two of them each night.
>Not gay

>>283470661 (OP)
>caring about subhuman shippers of a dead series
You should kill yourself