Thread 283478112

Ep 4 out now!

Comfiest show this season.

>>283479131
wait a minute..... that image is fammiliar

Is this what the Americans call a "medium"?

>>283479481
looks like *for kids* to me

>>283479608
THE POTATO

>>283479743
>MC is mommy
Very rare these days

>>283479799
Pregnant mommy!!

>>283479685
This is a cool vampire.

>>283479899
@Grok is this true ?

>>283480074
WTF he can afford it ? Son of Bill Gates

>>283480164
Speedwatcher-kun…

>>283480275
thats a joke im actually only watched Alma today

Those are some decent sized vampire tits.

A few stitches.

>>283479587
>>283479481
it's called child size because it's the size of a child

Last stitch.

>>283480840
Cute!!!

:)

>>283480811
She's so fucking cool and cute.

>She is supposed to be a cool, refined vampire
>dresses like a smelly otaku
>He is supposed to be a friendless, selfinsert npc
>dresses like a fuckboy
I don't get it

>>283481241
how is he dressed like a fuckboy, he looks normal to me

>eiko can crack eggs so hard they explode and vaporize on impact
jesus fucking christ how horrifying

It should have been me!!!!! its not fair sisters why did we have to be born into this lameass universe.

>>283481313
She's not normal.

>>283481263
Bleach his hair and he'd look like a generic anime fuckboy.

what the fuck is wrong with this dude

the girls at this school are freaks

a surprise attack!?

>>283481627
>anime take place in Eldritch things universe
>expect MC is human

>hawawawa
so she goes into potato mode when she's surprised as well as sucking blood?
cute!

she looks like a marketable plush

hey this has the same plot as watatabe!

>>283481770
there really is something deeply unsettling about his design

>>283479803
cute tenga

he's starting to look like a heroin addict with all these holes in his arm

H-HAYAI

he really does look like a single mother

>>283482208
Cute Hellsing cosplayers

See cute fat li'l pire, feed cute fat li'l pire
IT'S A SURVIVAL EVOLUTION!

fat FUCK

>literally gets no nutrition at all from regular food
>hunger is only satisfied by drinking blood
>still eats a metric shitload of normal food anyway because it's tasty
i suppose that's how she's not fat despite eating so much constantly

GOD

the arm is one thing but getting bit on the hand HAS to hurt like a bitch

Thanks, Magic.

>>283482799
I should visit Oyakodon prefecture.... for researche....

>>283482470
I wonder where she gets the money for all the food.

>>283478112 (OP)
cute creature

>>283483700
i assume her parents are really rich

>>283483700
She has an only fangs

>>283483841
what would you do if you saw this helpless potato /a/?

Cute show

fourheadminium

>>283484694
sucking her toes while she sucks your blood

>>283484789
THAT is not a thought I have ever considered regarding 'pires.
Huh.

>>283484694
WANT TO SUCK!

>>283480397
>medium/average tits instead of DFC or cowtits
How rare. And refreshing.

>>283479206
WTF ? i heard about potassium-40 in bananas but enriched uranium in eggs ? What a weird universe.....

>>283483803
heh

Is this yuri?

You're supposed to crack eggs on a flat surface, not a bowl edge.
Doing it like this makes it much more likely that you end up with bits of shell in the egg.

>>283486351
Not the eggs fault, she's just so powerful she annihilated it

>>283487375
nyes

>>283485832
Yeah it's nice
They're actually the right size for once

>>283487433
you need the edge so you have point of contact to actually crack it on
>oh yeah just smush it directly onto the table
like fuck that's a good idea

>>283487375
no this is MAO

>>283487375
Not in the slightest

>>283487486
No. Really. You're supposed to crack it on a flat surface. It just requires the proper amount of force to crack it and not pulverize it or break the yolk inside.
Once you memorize that proper amount of force it's a perfect crack every time, no broken yolk, no shell in the egg.

>>283487629
>Once you memorize that proper amount of force it's a perfect crack every time, no broken yolk, no shell in the egg.
same for doing it on the edge of a bowl
i've never gotten shell in mine doing this

>>283487629
I crack eggs with a knife and it works perfectly

>>283487659
Pros will tell you the reason why you don't use the edge of a bowl is if you do get the force wrong, it's more likely to produce smaller egg fragments that are more difficult to see or remove.

>>283481713
>no bondage, canes or riding crops
Not freaky enough.

I prefer the drunkard stinky vampire

>>283487925
>vampire

Fuck yeah, I love confused looking anime girls with interrogation marks on their heads.

POUNDO KEIKI

Luna took Otori to pound town.

>>283479608
Jeez, what did the studio or CR do to fuck this release up this badly?
I wouldn't have noticed without your screenshot because my mpv settings cover up the flaws of low-quality streamrips but damn. That's terrible.
It's a 1.4 GB episode so it's not bitrate.

>>283488214
the anime looks REALLY jagged at certain points

>>283488253
I think it's exaggerated with that shot in particular for some technical reason having to do with the zoom in and gradual scaling.

>>283488337
Oh, didn't mean to post that screenshot with that post.
I dislike this trope. This never happens. Come on. This never happens. Crowds of people don't do this.

The three other people in the shot have shadows. Luna does not.
It's intentional, like in the manga, for the person who asked last week.

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES

>>283488370
>Crowds of people don't do this.
You just need to be cuter.

I watched it.

>>283488821
why ?
it sucks bro....

>>283487925
All dorkpires are precious.

>>283488500
Why wouldn't she have a shadow?
Is she a ghost or something?

>>283482208
Are vampires allowed to be this /fa/?

>>283482134
>gets knocked up again
When is this dumbass going to learn?

It was so good that MC suddenly got a face

>>283478112 (OP)
Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to have sex with Luna and in the middle of an intense piston sequence she turns into this thing?

>>283491217
I don't think that's going to happen
The chibification is only canon when it's funny that it's canon

My man joined the big gulp gang

>>283491422
Is he a Sponge Bob relative?

>>283491422
Tomato juice is pretty gross on its own but it's good with some Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce.

>>283491422
That's one great motherfucker..

>>283481796
>he doesn’t know

>>283492216
They'll need to try really hard to be as awesome as Frieren's social media account.

>>283492363
I don't follow it, what does the Frieren account do

>>283492439
Posts tons of cute, creative pictures with a Frieren plushie.

>>283488214
That's a production error

>>283492747
Yeah like I said I think it's a scaling thing regarding how they executed the zoom in.

>>283492747
>>283492792
Looks like they switched from industry standard bilinear (looks like ass) to point scaling (even blind people notice it).

>>283489595
Vampires lack shadows in many fictional universes.

>>283493724
who the fuck bring kettle on first deito ?? is she dork ?

>>283493999
>is she dork ?
Yes.

The Spanish subs for this show are horrendous, it's like they always wait for someone to mention blood sucking to make an oral sex reference.

>>283494949
Ew...

>>283492462
Oh.
So it sells merchandise.
How... Expected.

>>283493753
Chris Chan?

>>283494949
But thats the best part

>>283495144
kys

>>283495144
But this clearly isn't about sex
It's bad localization

>>283494949
Post examples.

>>283495218
>show about a single mother and his baby
>not inherently sexual

>>283495357
Pfft

>>283496267
>no oni wife this episode
>no snake wife this episode
>no mermaid(flat) this episode
*sad demihuman enjoyer noises*

Isn't semen more nutritious than blood and contain mostly the same elements?

>>283496831
Vampires aren't purely biological, they probably need blood for reasons unrelated to nutrition

>>283499996
LOOK AT THOSE GIANT GLASSES!
FUCK THAT'S HOT.

>>283499996
I want to throw her in the trash.

>>283489595
Same reason they don't appear in mirrors. Something about not having a soul.

The blood donation campaign is lacking.

>>283500870
I'm not giving my blood to this dork.

>>283500914
But dorkpires bestpires.

>>283492439
You need to gather the knowledge

Wouldn't vampire bites give infections like human bites considering she eats regular food too?