Thread 283503028

>american athlete arrives
>immediately starts cheating
Kek

Japs are polite pussies.

>character moves to America
>immediately becomes fat

>>283503028 (OP)
Secretariat seethe.
All honse for all time will live in his shadow

>>283503028 (OP)
It's not cheating, it's cultural difference.

>>283503321
suzuka's pink donut...

>>283503321
Trainer got to fuck this.

>>283503505
>Amid the fatigue and the leaning and the bumping, Brown said, Gaffalione tried to clear a path to use his left stick on Sierra Leone without using it on Forever Young, which would be “obviously a foul,” Brown said. “So he’s trying to create a path not only to use it to straighten out my horse, who really respects that, he’s trying not to foul the other horse with his stick if he strikes the horse.”
I looked this up and it's just random fan seething

>>283503505
>BIG BLACK UMA holding on to Forever Young's arm as they cross the finish line
Will this be in Forever Young's story mode?

>>283503539
>fatigue
Everyone is.

>>283503554
What?

>>283503548
Perhaps they'll omit that tiny (fuckhuge) detail in order to keep the goodwill with burger horse owners for the american scenario.

>>283503028 (OP)
>almost 200cm

>>283503513
>>283503529
>zoophiles

>>283505451
Out of 10!

>>283505406
>Obey is almost as tall as me

Even the tiniest Umas can kill you with a single kick.

Does this show have a good dub?

>>283503028 (OP)
>>283503274
shes right, MC in 98% of anime is always apologizing for everything
>>283505406
really wish they where 2-3' taller

>>283505406
Finally...actual tall girls...

>>283507220
God, that's hot.

Is it normal to be in love with jobbers?

>>283507688
No, March is cute.

>>283503028 (OP)
Ok but why she had to be black.

>>283503028 (OP)
>Cheating
Call a ref then, pussy, you won't.

>>283507220
even the tiniest uma can make me cum with a single spasm

>>283503028 (OP)
Based, fuck em all to death!

>musaka knew foreigners play rough
>didn't tell Oguri
Wtf is this dude's problem?

>>283511473
watch out for Big Mike

Tama...

>>283511738
IMAGINE

>>283511738
JAV code?

Obey your master is a weird name for a horse or any kind of pet

>>283511976
Her irl name is Pay The Butler but they couldn't get the rights to her so they went the knockoff way.
Pay The Butler is also a weird name but that's horse names for you, get used to it.

>>283509538
March is a dyke or at least dresses like one

>>283503028 (OP)
Imagine the sweaty hugs

>>283507688
She should be used for breeding instead.

>>283503028 (OP)
Ohtani was cheating in the world series but Japanese people had no problem with that

>>283503028 (OP)
She black so what did you expect? we should be happy she didnt aks for other musume shoes or dont have rap on speakers 24/7

>>283512041
She isnt, you just dumb and ugly and never going to be a woman.

>>283513254
weird projection, ESL-kun

Where is Akebono when you need her?

>>283503028 (OP)
>>283511473
Reminds me of the track athlete who hit another runner over the head with the baton.

>american exists
>third worlders start seething

>>283505406
This is why I want them to do a Secretariat season because besides the kino, she would be like 220cm tall and smoking hot

She's a woman, how hard can she really hit you?

>>283511738
if >>283505406 is correct then Michelle My Baby is over 6 feet tall. Like 6'5 or something

>>283511500
I don't get it, the New Zealand horse asked if she was okay? Why is she portrayed as a bad guy?

>>283511738
>with my speed i'm sure to win

>>283516157
FYI Her IRL name is Bonecrusher.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonecrusher_(horse)

>>283515358
remember: around a black horse never relax, of course

>>283516084
How could they ever possibly get the rights for Big Red?

>>283514514
>no argument
Thank you, tranny-kun.

>>283516490
They never will but it can be a permanent pipe dream. Or I can waste money commissioning an artist to draw a giant amazonian sex goddess uma

Uma would be more interesting if it weren't just canonical races. Imagine if Michelle picked up Tama and yeeted her across the finish line.

>>283507688
>>283509538
Her humiliation ritual haircut is so hot

Human can't compete.

>>283512030
Man the Umamusume world really sucks if a horse girl can get a name like that, I guess is trade off for being super human

>>283518419
someone edit pic so shes twice as tall

>>283505406
Finally, good height uma. Umalets are tiresome.

>>283517000
Ha, that's what I said. I want dream races. Yea history is fun but I want to see what if races of the greats from other generations.

>>283503321
I see the umaphone.

>>283510158
How else would you convey that she is American?
>>283511976
>>283512030
When it comes to horseracing, weird names are the rule, not the exception. The names are weird on purpose to attract attention, like with bands or microbrews.

>>283505406
So those are true? Maybe it will be final reason to check out at least this Uma show

>>283519669
>So those are true?
Yes, it's from the manga.

>>283517000
I guess that's impossible with real horses, because they would need to decide who wins and owners wouldn't agree to their horses losing.

death by snu snu

>>283503028 (OP)
>Japanese Nationalism is still Nationalism...

I love Michelle and I love Takagaki Ayahi but I don't think she's quite the right voice for this uma, her voice doesn't feel like it matches Michelle's BIG size

>>283520039
>ant.png
Anon please