Thread 283536365

>Le playing God is bad
>Le sacrifice people is bad
>Le war/racism is bad
>Le revenge is bad
>Le women are equal to men
>Villains are based in 7 deadly sins (how original)
>The humor is literal cringe
>Oh look, I merged a random kid with a dog, not forced at all, how dark and mature!
>End genreric as fuck, but WAIT: he lost his powers, so not generic at all!
Holy shit: how can an anime be so simple yet so pretentious?
If you really think it’s a masterpiece you must be like 10 years old.

Seek psychiatric help immediately.

>le
>>>/r/eddit

>>283536405
that's the point idiot: to make clear this shit is reddit tier

>>283536365 (OP)
Hey, MALschizo, your OP image is mocking the original anime. You'd know that if you had seen it.

>>283536405
>>283536739
You can call me schizo all you want, but what if you try to defend your points intead just post these ad hominems? You just lack the smug anime face

But the anime faces are funny though

>>283536365 (OP)
b a s e d

>>283536365 (OP)
Congratulations, you didn't like it. You expecting us to pat your back?

>>283537465
Thank God: someone who actually is over 18 in a place who ask you to be overage to post

>>283537539
I want people stop saying is LITERAL the best anime ever to this midwit shit.
Just because is a bit less generic as the average shonen is not a fucking masterpiece.
I expected normis and kids to say that, but I though 4chan was better than Reddit.

>>283537730
It is one of the best "safe-for everyone-family friendly-no offensive-my mom can watch it" anime ever made. Thats why a lot of people consider it one of the best, even the best.
No casual is going to say monogatari, sangatsu or logh are the LITERAL best anime because they just can't watch them and thats totally okay :D

>>283536365 (OP)
>The humor is literal cringe
I dropped the series 4 times before watching it thanks to the 10 yo repetitive humor, fma fanboys need to talk more about it

>>283536365 (OP)
It's okay to just say you didn't get it

>>283538350
>safe-for everyone-family friendly-no offensive-my mom can watch it
yeah sure: mutilation, human experimentation, religion...
Is pretty light compared to other works like berserk or chainsawman, but still isn't family friendly

>>283539075
Even a monkey can get this garbage, just because it has very basic metaphisics and a conspiration shit plan is not hard to get
Even Naruto and One piece are harder to get

>>283540572
>Le revenge is bad

>>283540658
Scar isn' in seek of revenge?
didn't kill even innocent people for that?

>>283540726
He is, but that's not what it's about

>>283536365 (OP)
You're mad at the show because it doesn't have some edgy subversive message?

>>283540774
It's one of the messages, and a very clear one
The mechanic girl shows us we don't must take revenge because "we can be so bad as them, violence breeds violence blah blah blah"
It can't be more obvious idiot.
Everything in this trash is obvious as fuck.
If it wasn't for the dark scenes it can be sold as a kodomo

>>283540864
I'm mad because is pretentious: looks it's profound but it's incredibly basic.
And the worse thing is people actually belive it

>>283541117
I'm starting to realize that only low iq retards find everything pretentious. If you feel like you're being preached to, you're probably stupid.

>>283541227
go ahead: keep sucking your midwit's anime dick myanimelist tourist

>>283541008
Is that what you understood it as?
No wonder you thought it was pretentious

>>283536365 (OP)
>shonen slop
of course it's for 10 years old, like most anime, why are you so mad?

>>283541543
Illuminate me: what is it then?

>>283541789
It's not nearly as stupid as "don't kill your enemies otherwise you're as bad as them"
It's about how violence itself takes a toll on the people who engage with it (particularly women) and sometimes you need to set aside your anger in order to find a better way
You see it again when Roy is about to kill Envy, and that time the better way still involves killing Envy (of course Envy just killed himself, but he needed to die regardless) but Roy was not in the right state of mind to be the one who did it

>>283542401
Also bringing her up: Winry's never killed before so seeing her aim is bretty shocking.

>nooo you can't criticize this shitty anime for its bad humor and retarded plot beats
We really need to purge a lot of these redditors/MALfaggots

>>283542550
Only tourists dislike FMA, Brotherhood had threads on /a/ for the entire airing and is the source of all sorts of memes.

>>283542652
>Only tourists dislike FMA
Not true

The only thing I would change is I'd have Edward kill Kimblee
I think it would have been better for the story if Ed had to kill someone

>>283543444
He kills people in the original because the plot there actually challenges his childish worldview instead of bending the universe to confirm it

>>283543526
Where does it bend?

>>283536365 (OP)
What are your favorite anime OP? Not gonna argue with you, just genuinely curious.

>>283536365 (OP)
It's good. It's really good even.
Quit trying to tear everything down because no one cares about your favorite shit series.

>>283543233
Of course it’s true. /a/ loves FMA and relished in Brotherhood as a great ongoing series. Just go look at the archives to see what we were saying about it before you were born.

>>283543567
It bends when he defeats God with the power of friendship without needing to kill anyone during his entire journey, when almost everyone he meets becomes his ally, and when he gets Al's body back through bullshit and doesn't sacrifice nothing for it

>>283543774
Faggot. Most of those posting here by 2010 were already newfags. Most 2003 chads dropped that shit very early on because we already knew the manga was cancer

Tourists don’t even understand that it was in part due to the hype on /a/ back in the day that FMAB became that cemented popular favorite, because /a/ is totally irrelevant now

>>283543856
>doesn’t sacrifice nothing for it
See, you’re just a shitposting tourist who hasn’t even watched the anime lol

>>283543910
There was and continues to be a massive reddit infestation on the board, sadly

>>283543856
That's just extremely dishonest

>>283543975
Yeah, you tourists
You all come from /v/ and reddit and twitter trying to fit in while saying everything /a/ has always praised is reddit

>>283543975
>look /a/ must hate Code Geass, Gurren Lagann, Clannad, and Death Note now because muh reddit
After 15 years I have found it. The worst, gayest most retarded post on /a/. Truly you are the biggest retard who has and will ever post on this board.

>>283544074
It took you that long?
You must not be around here much, that's not even close to the worst take and it's not uncommon either.

>>283544136
You're right it's not uncommon. It is still the worst take.

>>283544171
No matter what you've seen, there is always a worse take

>>283544136
It's the absolute purity that swayed me...

gif unrelated I just forgot what happens in this or why I saved it.

>>283544224
TAKE THIS!

>>283544226
>the absolute purity
You...
Huh?

>>283544074
Imagine trying to pass off a take like that as genuine on 4chan lol
https://youtu.be/_1f_6K-YCBs?si=PrLBMD1OvH6jvsx0

>>283544260
>>283544260
When you are around long enough only the purest distilled retard will do.

>>283544335
Will do what though

>>283542401
>Roy was not in the right state of mind to be the one who did it
extremely crazy mental gymnastics. So he can't do it when he's angry and willing but in lala land you gotta kill while calm and then it's fine somehow and detracts from the toll because no one can say "u mad". This leads the murderous villain to be free but lucky he ends up dying anyway, another cliche.

>>283544382
benis

>>283536365 (OP)
>Oh look, I merged a random kid with a dog

you know only the show based on memes it was his own daughter not some random kid

>>283536365 (OP)
>End genreric as fuck, but WAIT: he lost his powers, so not generic at all!
Going to Weimar-era Germany is generic?

>>283545250
You are a fucking idiot, you know that?
It's not that he was angry, it's that he was one wrong step away from turning into a man ruled by his anger

>>283545250
Look at your retard posts in this thread for an example. Cooling yourself down and being rational is far better than being ruled by rage. There's the saying "don't get mad, get even" for a reason. Anger hurts you, stop being ruled by it.

>>283545250
It makes sense that you type like a 12 year old