Thread 283538797

Akatsuki Suppression Mission
Chapter 314: The Akatsuki Strikes..

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Dailyramen is busy cleansing the Senjus. I will be posting until he returns.

Naruto sux lol

>>283538797 (OP)
>creates a new thread instead of waiting for the old one that gets necrobumped constantly to die
Can you please just replace the old op altogether

>>283538797 (OP)

kill yourself narutard

>>283538850
>Zetsu cannibalized Yugito as well

>>283538922
Oh yeah, this guy.
Probably the most obscure/forgotten Naruto character in the whole manga.

>>283538895
>>283538922
It's so funny how Kishi thought having one character job wasn't enough so he introduced another completely pointless character to also job.

>>283538967
Well, atleast we know why Hidan is the slowest Akatsuki now.

>>283538922
>30 million
Lmao, that's Luffy's first bounty.

>>283538826
HEATHENS

>>283539020
>>283539046
Why is Kakashi making it seem like the Chidori is stronger than the Rasengan (or at the very least, more difficult to learn)?

>>283538967
Those bounties must be from the Black market because i don't see how that's a crime at all.

>>283538922
I do vaguely remember this guy, so I wouldn't call him completely unmemorable. Not many bald monks in Naruto that I can recall.
>>283538967
>Fire Emblem
Good games, at least the older ones are.

>>283538850
>Our opponents are a demonic priest and a (((banker)))
Oy vey, this arc is getting spicy

How does the bounty system work in Naruto?

>>283539099
Azuma for next hokage after Tsunade!

>>283538850
BASED KAKUZU

>>283539125
>Fight was completely off-screened
What a fucking Hack

>>283539139
If Kakuzu and Hidan need someone that jobs to them, a monk spawns and they have to take his half dead body to a place that's close enough to Konoha to get into a conflict for their reward.

>>283539113
>Destroying everything on enemy phase with your roided early game Paladin
>good

>>283539125
Was Asuma having Sarutobi as his last name revealed in part 2, or was that also a thing in part 1?

>>283538967
Do we ever hear about the guardian shinobi twelve again after this arc?

>>283538967
Oh wow, I didn't realize the filler arc in the anime was based off of just this line

>>283539212
What do you mean again? Isn't world building that you mention a thing exists and then never mention it again?

>>283539020
>>283539046
>It took 314 weeks/chapters to start talking about chakra natures

>>283539020
Did Kishi copy chakra nature/nen affinity wholesale from Hunter x Hunter? I wonder if there's a personality element to which element you are naturally suited for too.
>>283539200
Don't hate on Sigurd, he's cool.

>>283538967
Why does Kakuzu kept telling Hidan to not die when he knows he's unkillable?

>>283539295
It's just some bantz

>>283538850
Kakuzu being Akatsuki's sugar daddy is such a funny bit of trivia

Ten more days until total Shitkekmaru death

>>283539271
Would Sigurd be able to defeat Madara Uchiha

>>283539444
Sigurd would be the one man to die to Fire Style

the concept of bounty hunting in Naruto makes me feel like we get nearly no exploration over the more lower-level criminal elements of the setting, targeted assassinations feels like something you would expect more from the story

>>283539570
Why would a story about ninjas involve assassinations?

>>283539570
>Gato's hired thugs
>That one Dark ninja from Kumo in TRA
>The bounty hunter's office in the land of fire willing to take a bounty on one of its own citizens
There's barely any actual goons, now that you mention it. Pretty much all ninjas for the entirety of the story until it's aliens.

See ya tomorrow, anons.

>>283539570
It's funny how we have much more large-scale terrorism more than anything

>>283538996
GAYruto strikes again? Not even Kakashi is safe?

>>283539187
>>283539655
Thanks OP

>>283538996
Naruto excited at the first instance of actually learning something after wasting multiple years doing nothing with Jiraiya.

Wow, Kishimoto's worldbuilding is really amazing. I can't believe he foreshadowed the very important Konoha Twelve as well as the Third Hokage being Asuma's dad so brilliantly. He truly is a genius.

>>283539125
Is it ever explained what happed to Kohonamarus dad?

>>283539072
LISTEN ASUMA YOU MUAT MAKE THE STREETS RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN! ASUMA NEVER FORGET THE SARUTOBI WAY! DESTROY THE SEEDS!!!

>>283539655
>>283539187
Arigatou, OUR LEADER!

>>283539624
Good thing EVERYONE in Konoha that's ACTUALLY strong is gone so these totally NOT jobbers can shine! We wouldn't want them to be deleted by base Neji, now would we?

>>283539764
I think Kishi drew them or they were stated to be ANBU agents

>>283539125
I think it's a cool sudden transition to Hidan's ritual. You immediately know how fucked things got.

>>283539259
At least there was no anime filler.

>>283539804
HIDAN LEE OPENED THE 4TH GATE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!

>>283539805
You think incorrectly. We know nothing about his parents

>>283538826
>>283538850
>Zetsu: Nihilist
>Hidan: Pietist
>Kakuzu: Pragmatist

>>283538922
There's something extremely on-the-nose about a newly-introduced jobber being completely bald

>>283539804
Yeah, they're lucky all the chunin in konoha were busy, so they only got to deal with jobbers, like jonin level perfect jinchuriki from other villages.

>>283540020
Being a woman cancelled out Yugito's perfect jinchuriki status.

>>283540020
Luckily those fights were off screen so Kishi doesn't have to explain how they beat Yugito so easily.

>>283540001
>>283540051
>>283540108
I do agree that Kishi offscreening Yugito's death is dumb, but if a Genin Naruto could beat a rampaging bijuu with an out of control host It wouldn't be insane to say that 2 immortal jonin could do the same (even though the situation is completely different)

>>283538922
No, Tien! You can't win this!
They broke down a door! A door!

>>283539125
So what was the point of them having this fight with a bounty target if it happens completely offscreen?

>>283539093
Because it requires a change of nature and form. While the Rasengan is just a change in form.
The Rasengan is still stronger because spinning is OP.

>>283540222
It makes it so all Biju aside from Kurama are worth a jonin or two. Kurama rampaging took an entire village to contain, Hiruzen and Minato.
It's even funnier later when a six tails or so Naruto can push fucking pain lol

>>283538826
>The only thing you can have faith in is yourself
>And my alien goddess mommy who is actually real unlike you made up, pagan bullshit

>>283539877
No, that anon is correct. Kishimoto drew them for a Boruto one-shot where it was explained Konohamaru's mom and dad were personal Anbu guards for Hiruzen.

>>283540482
>Hiruzen installing more nepobabies in his ranks

>>283540411
I haven't seen your alien goddess mommy make anyone immortal.
Jashin - 1
Kaguya - 0

>>283540384
Yeah Kurama is just the strongest™

On the other hand, I think a good explanation to why Yugito and the other jinchuriki died like dogs was due to the fact that none of them were in perfect sync with their biju and as a result weren't able to access the full potential of them. While it is true Bee was able to survive due to his skill and experience, being able to strategize with Gyuki mid fight gave him a fuck ton of advantages

>>283539125
He was the coolest dad!

>>283540573
Yugito and these guys looked pretty well sinced up to me.

Only way to get rid of Boruto.

>Borts timeline is completely fucked everyone precious is dead or killed.
>Bort learns the truth about everything in the past and how naruto and sauske are reincarnates etc.
>travels back in time to the war arc during Madras reveal in the sand.
>Mogs his ass and imobalizes him , gets sealed away.
>Plan failed no kauguya summoned.
>kills obito no ten tails or gedo statue to be summoned.

Leaves only naruto and sauske.
>they begin to fight each in their final battle.
>Bort interferes during their fight.
>kills them both
>slowley fades away to existence and vaporizes his timeline correcting it at last when peace is made.

>naruto and sasuke or maybe just naruto somehow gets rebirthed by whatever

>ofc the timeline changes with parralels and alterations

solves everything
It can be taken further to the pain arc

>>283540573
>>283540632
Yeah but maybe Yugito wasn't as mastered with her biju as Bee was, but being instantly able to go into tailed beast mode at a moment's notice makes me think her and her TB were both on the same wavelength at least.

>>283538946
For a second I read that as "Gift of the holy fuck".

>>283539212
I think so, in fact, wasn't Kabuto's sensei part of that group?

>>283540716
While being able to go into tailed beast mode at will is a feat, they specifically point out that Yugito "gave herself over" to Matatabi, so it's not the exact same as how Bee did it later on
>>283540632
Considering that Yugito Han and Roshi weren't listed in Danzo's list of Perfect Jinchuriki it's safe to assume that they just stole some of their bijuus chakra like how Naruto was doing at the start of the war arc. They just don't get any fancy super saiyan forms like Naruto because they aren't the protagonists

>>283540795
forgot the image

>>283539068
Just imagine if Bounty scaling was a thing the Naruto fandom like it is in One Piece. It’d be even more retarded than the shipping wars.

>>283539099
He left multiple fatherless children around, didn't he?

>>283540573
Yugito had infinitely better control of her biju than Naruto when she died.
There is 0 reason to assume experienced ninja who lived 10 years longer than Naruto are less trained than him. It's just barely disguised plot convenience.

>>283540895
Also Roshi and Han were older than Naruto too.

>>283540795
>Considering that Yugito Han and Roshi weren't listed in Danzo's list of Perfect Jinchuriki it's safe to assume that they just stole some of their bijuus chakra
Yugito is actually said to be a perfect jinchuriki in the databooks. She's also from the same village as Bee and had like 15 years to train with him instead of whatever Naruto had, so its possible Danzo just didn't know about her. Of course that makes her jobbing even more implausible, but we're not getting this poorly written story to be plausible anyways.

>>283539271
He had the idea for it in part 1. You can see it in the Asuma vs Kisame fight. He just never came around to have someone expose it to Nardo, something so fucking vital you'd think they learn about it in school when they have to learn how to use Chakra.

How should've the fight between Yugito and Hidan/Kakuzu went down? She still can't kill them, right? I forgot Kakuzu's gimmick.

I knew a girl in college who was a giant Hidan fangirl. She was into pet play and ended up shaving her head into a buzzcut and walking around wearing a spiked collar everywhere.

>>283541065
>>283541065
Kakuzu has 4 hearts and each of them allows him to control one of the elements. He states he hasn't lost one in a long time though, so she didn't even take one. It's a bit hard to estimate his level, because he seemed pretty strong until Naruto oneshot him. Hidan should've been evenly spread in every direction with her first attack, considering how Shikamaru blows him apart with generic explosing tags, but Kishi just treated his imortality as complete invincibility before he met Konoha ninjas.

>>283541065
>How should've the fight between Yugito and Hidan/Kakuzu went down? She still can't kill them, right? I forgot Kakuzu's gimmick.
You can go two ways.

A. They use TEAM WORK and CLEVER TACTICS to take down Yugito. Would be neat if the reason they was was because of Hidan's abilities. Even in a transformed state, Yugito's body can still be killed on the inside of the Biju. I would advise against them just fighting the giant Cat head on. Keep the Biju as strong and scary.

B. Hidan and Kakuzu are simply fucking monsters and a can overpower and beat a Biju. If you go this route you need to keep it consistent in their future showings. Asuma and Shikamaru should be dead when fighting casual Biju slayers. End of story.

Imo I would just rewrite Akatsuki and jinchuriki in shippuden all together to make them more central to the story.

Hiashi won.

>>283541416
How so

>>283541407
Ino should have had a boxing fighting style in shippuden.

>>283538946
What's wrong with Kishimoto's writing?

>>283541494
To be fair, he didn't write it in english, so while it's still random exposition, it's probably less redundant in japanese.

This is a much better team.

>>283538850
Kekazu is funny

>>283539099
>first panel
This is so artificial. What was he doing while "ducking out of Konoha"???? Just a painfully obvious way to try and rationalize why they never seemed close

>>283538850
>it's because of your side job
What else does Kakazu do? Work part time at Micky D's?

>>283541593
Would you want to be a child in Sarutobi's house?

>>283539099
The anime has an arc about the Twelve Guardians.

>>283541698
He does Akatsukis finances, which are apparently entirely paid with bounties on random guys that exist but were never mentioned before or again afterwards (though what would they even need financing for?)

>>283541454
Ino should be a kick based fighter in Shippuden to mog Sakura's clumsy punches

>>283538868
>ARMAMENT HAKI

>>283541454
>>283541764
Yea I'm thinking based

>>283541764
She basically is exactly that in the Ultimate Ninja games.

>>283541755
>(though what would they even need financing for?)
To feed Ame, but Pain doesn't tell the rest this.

>>283540307
>Did you say a doo-
>AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>283539125
I understand that kishi doesn't want to reveal their powers too early but off-screening two fights in a row that both end with the same panel of hidan lying down is FUCKING LAZY

>>283541903
How would he do against Hidan or Yugito?

>>283539125
I think these transitions are pretty funny. But isn't this the second time Asuma's panels have been transitioned into Hidan's ritual? Could Kishi actually be foreshadowing? Without flashbacks?

>>283541436
Became a nepodad in the end.

>>283539187
>bickering like an old married couple
Lol.
Thanks OP

>>283541755
Oh that's right. They even showed his side business with the temple. My bad lol

>>283540319
Asuma is gonna take it personal

>>283540482
Post proof then

>>283541755
Most of the money is spent on Akatsuki jackets, as well as those straw hats Itachi and Kisame wore.

>>283542201
Sovl

>>283538922
>>283538895
This guy has aura

>>283538850
Kakuzu speaks in a different font than the others, Zetsu as well his is obviously supposed to be 'spooky'
Zetsu makes sense but I wonder why for Kakuzu

>>283538868
Wish that door were me

>>283542002
>Hidan
Solo's, dude was at the top of his geometry class

>>283542287
He's Serbian.

Had to look it up again:
>Hidan is from Yugakure
Is that ever properly namedropped in the story itself?

>REEEE WE NEED MORE UCHIHA X HYUGA STUFF
>*Monkey's paw curls*
L to the MAO

>>283542480
What's the theme here? Stronger siblings?

>>283542516
>What's the theme here?
Pissing off the schizo

>>283539205
If there was any page that his full name was said it was probably when Kurenai Kakashi and Asuma were signing up their teams for the chunin exam

>>283542516
>foolish big sister

>>283541407
Ino won the "Deserves More Screentime" award

>>283542668
>which way, Konoha man?

>>283542394
No. I think it's just said in the databook. But Hidan still has the headband for the village.

Did Naruto atleast graduate to Chuunin before Kage ?

>>283542668
>every Blonde have big tities.

Based Kishi

>>283542668
Sakura keeps losing...

>>283542394
They demilitarized at some point to become a tourists destination and shows up is in spinoffs for vacation escapades

>>283542002
Hidan is genin tier. This guy is almost a chuunin. It's cut and dry.

Bro keeps trying to use Ino as a proxy to bash Sakura.

>>283540702
Boruto can never look badass with that lame ass hairdo.

>>283542668
Honestly yea. Wanted more of the other gals too
>>283542916
He's not that weak

>>283542964
I think the hairstyle is fine outside of that one blocky strand that sticks up.

Things have been peaceful, where’s the schizo?

I actually like how Storm 4 (i think) showed us how most of the akatsuki members joined the organization.
Even though it‘s not „canon“ i count it as one
I wonder why kishi never showed it in the manga

>>283543025
It was Revolution, a big selling point of that game was that the animated stories there were in fact, canon

Kakuzu being an old grumpy man with yaoi fans is funny to me.

>>283543025
If I remember correctly in interviews Kishimoto said he had intended to include more information during the akatsuki arcs but his editor at the time pushed him to segway back to Sasuke.

>>283543025
>>283543069
Man, they don't put any effort into the games anymore. No way game dev costs have risen THAT much.....I can't give SCAMco any leeway....
>>283543124
what a cunt

>>283543069
>the animated stories there were in fact, canon
Good too know. Child me is happy it didint waste $60 bucks for nothing

>>283539187
Thank you OP.

Just remembered they didn't add Generations or Revolution to the Storm Legacy Collection. Scamco bastards
>>283539187
Thanks OP

>>283543124
>but his editor at the time pushed him to segway back to Sasuke.
Should’ve made a spinoff of Akatsuki instead of Boruto then.
Otherwise im kinda happy the akatsuki didn’t get slaughtered like a dead horse.
Stil a solid concept of a organization in shonen manga

>>283539271
I don't think, the test possibly but the system is comically different, and more similar to freaking pokemon (and mire seriously on the wu xing) than HxH.

>>283543069
For me it's Demon Revolution

What would part 2 look like if Kishi did his own thing and didn't obey the editor and the studio so much?

>>283543247
He was too tired back then to do anything. it's why Bort got made. Maybe he could do something now though

>>283540222
Naruto himself had the power of a bijuu, that just said the power of a jinchuriki can stop another.

Isn't Kakuzu another one of those dudes who was alive before the villages were properly founded?

>>283540551
white zetsu

>>283543322
Yes. He's super old. The timeline stuff can be iffy.

>>283540573
Yagura was officially a perfect jinchuriki AFAIK and yet he was under genjutsu by Obito.

>>283543259
Everyone would be less humanoid.

>>283543322
yes he lived i think during/before the time of the first hokage

Why Isn't Kishimoto going back and writing spin offs for all the characters he didn't use fully? That would print money.

>>283541407
got her with the hook to the liver

>>283543006
Just looks too silly to me with the front going down and the back sticking out like that. It's like it's trying to be some mix of Naruto and Sasuke and it ends up looking stupid.

(NaruSasu love child though. . .)

>>283542358
Wow randomly it mentions even the twelve guardian ninjas.
Nta.

>>283543259
I still think the uchiha wouldn‘t be as big as they were in the run. Sure Madara would probably still be the „big“ villian but the Sharingan wouldn’t be as important and i still believe the sharing stole the spotlight of the rinnegan after sasuke became kishis favorite character and he had to give him everything just because

>>283543124
The only thing I remember is Kishi saying that Hidan had more abilities with his scythe, but it was cut for time.

>>283543413
That takes a lot of effort. Unless he writes movies for those instead of mini-series

>>283543413
He forgot there were characters other than Naruto and people with sharingan in the manga.

>>283543069
The Akatsuki story couldn't be canon because Hidan was supposed to be a late addition to Akatsuki's ranks, but it had him join while Orochimaru was still in it. It also had stuff about Shisui using Susanoo when Danzo went to steal his sharingan.

>>283543413
It would be nice to learn literally anything about Fu

or Han

or Roshi

or Yagura

or Yugito

>>283543470
If the folding down front part got removed and was made part of his hair combined, Boruto would just end up resembling Minato, lol.

>>283543413
Kishi is already loaded and seems to enjoy doing nothing. I don't blame him

>>283543012
Probably got banned for real this time, has he posted in the archives?

>>283543589
My beloved Fu-chan.

300 chapter spinoff starring Samui please

>>283543622
Nah, he's still around. He's just low-energy from all the smoke he got trying to criminalize the original OP and ran out of ideas for the time being.

>>283543730
>he's still around
Proof?

>>283543723
rip to her seiyuu

>>283543748
The thread before the last one as a notable one.

you're interacting with him, fyi

>>283543723
What should it focus on?

>>283541407
lol

>>283543821
Sex with Darui

>>283543794
The Asuma one? All the recent threads have barely any ghost posts

>>283543824
>Ack!

>>283541454
>>283541764
I feel like I've seen this exact conversation copypasted before

>>283543889
Kishimoto did that narratively after the Gaara rescue arc

>>283543816
Yeah, posts trying to insinuate he is "banned for reelz this time" and bringing up these trivial reasons why he's gone is ususlly an indicator

>>283543889
I wish that was me

>>283538797 (OP)
Clearly kishimoto was not good at writing and as proven evidently so.

>>283543889
She's so real for that
>>283543964
er you mean me

and now the iphonetoddler shipfag is here

>>283543918
Fans of Naruto girls have no other topics outside what ifs.
>>283543991
Caso in point.

>>283543991
For real. A guy who always protected her, saved her life, hung out with her, liked her in spite of her flaws, always came through for her and others, showed himself to be a stand up guy who fights to protect and has the strength to match vs a guy who always disliked her, insulted her, tried to kill her and her friends, multiple times at that.

Also it's funny, what reasons does she even have to like Sasuke? She started it because all the other girls did and he never gave her any attention. Then they got on the same team and he'd always insult her. Then he defected and the only times she'd see him afterwards is when he tries to kill her. I get liking bad boys and all but this is borderline retard territory.

>>283544043
That guy is just baiting again and again. ignore it.

>>283543991
Based NaruSakufag, put these fags in their place again

You can tell it's Sasjeet because he's just spamming waifuwar shit as he's done multiple times before

>>283543991
He was unironically right when he said he doesn't know how to write Women.

Wasn’t sakura based off his wife???

Miss me yet?

>>283544046
Well I've been rereading Naruto and the First 2 arcs of Shippuden are definitely full of bait and obvious trolling from kishimoto's side. Like he purposefully wrote scenes that in retrospect went nowhere, we have Sakura even blushing for Naruto when she thought he matured ( Sakura literally never blushed to anyone but Sasuke before) meaning Naruto is actually on her radar as a hot guy it's just that his personality was too childish for her liking and you have some other ones like Yamato implying that she loves Naruto etc..-

So with Kakuzu as the financial guy or treasurer and Sasori (RIP) as the spy network/puppet master, what are the other roles that are designated to the rest in the Akatsuki organization?

>>283543991
>>283544083

>>283544080
>Sasukefag posting Sakura
555-come-on-now

>>283544080
He's taking posts from other threads and spamming them here. Fucking annoying.
>>283544100
This guy was OP in Storm 4. His grab is horseshit.

>>283544100
Mifune won btw.

>>283544117
If not, we've got a new samefagging autist. A pinkjeet if you will.

>>283544117
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sasukefag posting Sakura

Another ship spamming faggot i see to derail the thread?

>>283544140
I think so too

>>283544172
Yea.
>>283544166
Looks like it. Christ.

>>283543991
Based

>>283544173
>Grasping at straws
Those two didn't even have a proper wedding

My favorite ship is Tsunade x literally me

>>283543991
>>283544166
>IMG_
try again

>>283544194
stop replying to pinkjeet.

>>283543991
>One post sent the entire thread into a chimpout
Usually when people seethe this hard it's because they're wrong. Keep fighting the good fight Sakurabro.

>>283544194
>>283544219
I'm making fun of the NaruSakutard actually.

>>283544117
>>283544140
>>283544172
Ah, so you're doing this in order to deflect to another made up schizo to try to convince people there isn't just one (You). Typical.

WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED even the cooler Hokage cape

>>283544253
These fanarts are so fucking cringe. Who would do that

>>283544267
>so fucking cringe, who would hug their wife and extended family?
I think I know why you're so miserable

Sakurafags instantly ruin another thread.

>>283544267
Here seethe some more

>>283544080
It's always fucking easy to tell because every time he's called out the thread gets a sudden influx of posts either saying it's not him or inventing some other shitposter to mislead everyone. Now he's trying to create some Sakurafag schizo with a title the threads usually give him.

>>283544292
That kind of jumped triple hug while mother in law cheers and father in law fucking cries?

It's not even a wedding or something.

>>283544317
The parallel is very cringe but if you remove the Minato/Kushina part it's actually decent

what's funny is Sasukerajesh already has an individual Sakura spam folder that he thinks nobody can detect, all he's done is pivot into shipping for whatever reason

>>283544338
>It's not even a wedding or something
She's pregnant you fucktard

>>283544358
Naruto has nothing to do in that hug lmao.

>>283544353
Should have ignored it like I said. Whoever they are they're here to shit the place up.

>>283544338
>It's not even a wedding or something
>Autist cannot read the room
Color me surprised...

>>283544384
>Whoever they are
It's the same schizo as always.

>>283544384
>Should have ignored it like I said.
that's called a kafka trap btw

>>283544383
>Drain your balls inside someone
>No one pats your dick and says "good job"
People like you disgust me

Do most posters here prefer Part 1 Naruto or Part 2?

>>283544413
i think there's at least one sakurafag who keeps making threads about ship shit.

>>283544450
Naruto and his wife. And Sakura.

>>283544474
That would be Kakashi's wife

>>283544435
Part 2 tbqh.

Not your best shitpost scheme, Sasukeschizo. Trying to mill people to shit on Sakura using Ino and falseflagging as a Sakurafag shipper who just magically appeared in this thread because you desperately want to engineer your /nart/ garbage.

>>283544492
You mean MY wife

>>283544469
>i think there's at least one sakurafag who keeps making threads about ship shit.
yeah his name is Sasjeet, who lovingly draws his actual real waifu Sakura pissing herself despite trying to posture as a Hanabifag

>>283544531
>who lovingly draws his actual real waifu Sakura pissing herself
What?

>>283544046
You homo. You copied my comment from the other thread. Fucking faggot.

>>283544253
>>283544317
>Posting Sakura's anime only filler parents
HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME!

>>283541056
>doesn't teach you how to walk up trees
>doesn't teach you how to walk on water
>doesn't teach you about change in chakra nature
What was the point of the Academy?

>>283544531
No there's at least one whos been arguing about narusaku in threads nonstop for a bit.

>>283544550
Ok have some actual canon

>>283542358
Weird

>>283544550
KEK

>>283544435
Part 1 for sure. Part 2 fails for me primarily because of Naruto being such a fucking dumbass.

>>283544435
Part 2 unfortunately. It has my favorite stretch of chapters in the series even if the lows are much lower

>>283542668
The more screentime a female gets in Kishi's works, the more they get ruined. Be happy Ino was limited.

>>283544577
>canon

>>283544561
Yes, we know, there is always this "at least one" other schizo every time the ususl culprite is called out. Same routine as always.

>>283543012
Warehouse hours

>>283544613
Jealous, Uchihafag? Sorry, she belongs to someone else.

>>283544508
No doubt sasjeet is here but I actually just like Ino personally.

>>283543889
>>283543824

>>283544621
Are you saying I'm him? That's very rude of you. Please apologize to me!
>>283544611
You may be right

>>283543259
He never would have even gotten a chance to write Samurai Flop because Naruto would have got the axe instead

I don't make the rules here, it just makes sense.

>>283544577
>>283544630
>canon

>>283544645
>tie

>>283539624
This is what I never got. They’re in the Land of Fire turning in a bounty on a man who you’d think would be protected by said land. What the actual fuck is this setting, I’m afraid to even compare this to something irl.

>>283544643
There is no issue with liking Ino or favoring her over Sakura. But just constantly bashing Sakura while posting her sends red flags

>>283544611
>Be happy Ino was limited
By that logic Hanabi should be best girl, she's got what like 7 panels?

>>283544508
Shitting on Sakura is very normal behaviour tho

>>283541407
>Ino wo-ACK!

Based on how the spam session that really got the jannies on his ass confirmed he has at least 3 devices too, coupled with some of these post times, and I think his current strat is to just spam as aggressively as possible with technically on-topic images to try to force bump limit without it constituting as flooding

>>283543824
spitting up zakus cum

>>283544673
He must have been that bad lol. But then, why didn't they go after him themselves.

>>283544692
>thinking there is no difference between the average fan disliking Sakura and the schizo's weird obsession with her

Cuter than himawhatever

>>283541549
>light him on amaterasu and just have him run at people endlessly
I see the vision. Itachi is psychotic enough to try this.

You all are obsessed with pointless drama

^damage control

>>283544771
bansho tenin then amaterasu is wild

Abolish the Daimyo system

>>283544774
They just hate that Sakura was the superior choice

>>283544722
It's always so weird how his reaction to being called out is to constantly bombard the thread with a surge of posts and shitty attempts to damage control by deflecting. Is it some hasty attempt of the information overload tactic people use?

>>283544682
I just like mocking Sakura once in a while.

This is not the kind of look you give someone that you're not fucking

>>283544751
for hardcore fans? probably not.

>>283544750
You’ve got it backwards. Chiriku is part of these twelve guardian ninja or whatever, he’s a good guy. It’d be like if Orochimaru turned in Hiruzen’s corpse at the bounty office before he escaped. If the bounty offices are some neutral entity that don’t care who you turn in and from where, why the hell haven’t they been destroyed. It’s mind boggling world building

Why is the schizo so obsessed with shipping and cuckolding?

>>283544914
Better question is why you're okay with an inferior couple/ending

>>283544914
Probably the same reason you're obsessed with talking about him.

>>283544673
They are bringing him to a black market exchange, its never stated said only 'officia'l places payout. In fact I can see Konoha ninja defeating bounties then conveniently not paid said and the money being absorbed back into the village.

>>283544947
>>283544950
i'm noooooooooooticing

Just because Kishimoto put zero thought into NaruHina doesn't make Narusaku a good ship

Need a drawfag to make this Naruto and Sakura

Another textbook Sasjeet calling card: he grabs a shitload of random images that have zero MD5 results in the archives

/nart/ isn't coming back btw. In fact, the daily threads have been around longer than it by now.

>>283544914
because like all 3rd-world brownoids, Sasukerajesh thinks with his micropenis 24/7

>>283544970
It just seems unusual that a place you can turn in dead Konoha shinobi exists in/around Konoha. And Asuma’s team is about to ambush them there in a few chapters, it isn’t like they don’t know it exists. I can handwave it as something Hiruzen thought waa funny and allowed to happen

>>283545029
i do miss chatting about naruto randomly. oh well

>>283545029
Naruto had its own /dbs/?

>>283545023
And when they do, they only date back to 2024, with late 2023 being the furthest 99% of the time.

Cute hug of friendship, love and lust

i have sakurafag fatigue

>>283545164
yeah I hate Sasjeet's quirk chungus gimmicks too

>>283545053
Naive way of thinking

How many Cloudigger bombs did she drop in this scene?

>>283545164
Too bad

>>283543589
Supposedly Kakuzu killed her after some Chunin exams got cancelled. She was happy to meet somebody else from her village...

What if NaruSaku was canon? Would it be Naruhino spam or not?

>>283545164
*sasukefag fatigue

>>283545186
Hate both

>>283545206
>What if NaruSaku was canon?
It is

>>283544577
>canon

And he's even just spamming youtube thumbnails out of frustration, crying that he will never be Dailyramen

>>283545022
More like Anko

>>283545259
smuganata.....uoh....
>>283545282
ZAMN. She's carrying allat

If you put "sasukefag" in the archive there is a result that probably scared the shit out of him if it's true.

>>283545198
she was actively trying to the escape Vietnamese prison camp she lived in the whole arc sounds like death was the better option

>>283545282
BRAAAAAAp

>>283545194
>Sakura jobs to Karui

this thread was going great until it devolved into shipwars.....

>>283545283
Reminder Jobraiya died to Pain whereas Hinata survived.

>>283545315
Ew, also Sakura deserves more children than just one

>>283545324
Our residents schizo is absolutely obsessed with shipping.

>>283545324
I really hate them. They have other places to do this. Like Tumblr or something.

>>283545312
>>283545282
not surprised, the alt->fat pipeline is real, like Liz Vicious and the Evanescence singer

>>283545303
>it's a goddamn australian

>>283545341
Hinata barely survived a toddler's kick.

>>283545348
I really like the design of these two

>>283544577
>>canon
Happy early anniversary

>>283545420
Even more pathetic for Jobraiya that he died then.

Meanwhile in cannon.

>>283545469
Please fuck off

>>283545492
>t.

>>283545409
>bro probably doesn't know his obsession with Hinata's little sister will get him sent to prison there

Where is Hinata here?

Oh right

She isn't

I could smoke all of you in Storm

>>283545604
What a healthy normal friendship between that team

>>283545648
Except this isn't /v/

>>283545673
Yea my bad

>>283545648
K. I'd rape you in ultimate ninja.

Hinatafags think they won, but they actually lost so fucking hard

>>283545693
Nuh uh.

>>283544630
>Uchihafag
You mean Sakura?

>>283545710
>Hinatafags think they won
Because we did. Naruto canonically pumped his semen into Hinata's tight Hyuga pussy and impregnated her. Twice.

How come Shikamaru gets his own mini arc. Not fair.

>>283545733
>and impregnated her. Twice.
Yeah how're those sales doing thanks to that? I haven't even bothered to read one chapter in 10 years

>>283545710
>>283545733
>>283545779
why do you keep talking to yourself

>>283545733
He settled. He settled and you're happy lol.

>>283545805
>Evading the question
To be expected

>>283545604
The fact that the MC isn't stronger than his rival is so fucking lame.

>>283545824
>>283545827
>more than one
Wtf. Why are sakurafags here derailing.

>I am le smug despite being a shitskinned pajeet flailing around crying that nobody wants to use any threads I make
Whatever floats your boat Sasukepoojeet

>>283545865
Sorry! Tends to happen when you're best girl!

>>283545846
But he is.

>Be told the truth
>Seethe
Classic hinatafags

>>283545846
He is though sasjeetbro...

>>283545824
>He settled
Looks like he upgraded.

Oh right, that's why I also sniffed out the Sasjeet phonefagging

>>283545928
>Zero personality = upgrade
I don't think it works like that

>>283545928
Zamn. Chakra pours out of those milkers

What even is this thread?

>>283546005
>he butterfingered

>>283546017
All but reaffirmed my hatred for Sakurafags and the schzio. So annoying.
>>283546022
Heh.

>and the sch-
Because it's all been your samefagging, Sasjeet

>>283546017
Sakura's thread! (that she took by force)

>>283545604
>It's finally back to the way it was
>btw Sasuke you're going to be executed for your crimes

>>283546005
>Took the time to make this
Totally not seething btw

>>283546047
Nah. I genuinely want both dead. Thread was fine earlier.

>>283546074
What was even the point of pretending to be rangebanned?

>>283546091
He's so desperate to get her off
>Jobbing to the weakest Sakura has ever been
It's only uphill from there lmao!

>>283544435
Part 1 looked better, had a better plot, was better paced, had a better main antagonist, and used the full cast better than part 2.

>>283544801
hidden villages wouldn’t even exist, let alone thrive, without the constant demand from the vast, non-ninja world that depends on their services, such as of course, guards, escorts, spies, assassins, sabotage experts and information brokers. the hidden villages themselves function less like romanticized warrior enclaves and more like medieval guilds of of weaponized freelancers, ensuring quality control, price standards and a somewhat lawful conduct in the thug market. that’s why there’s usually just one major village per nation, it's to prevent the chaos of competing mercenary factions from tearing the country apart. a single, regulated village means monopoly, accountability and control. too many hidden villages in one country would mean different mercenaries undercutting each other’s contracts, slowing their economy and inviting civil conflicts and of course, there’s the external threat factor, a unified mercenary force under one banner would always come out on top. that’s exactly what happened when the uchiha and senju set aside their feud and formed an alliance. suddenly, every other clan realized that going solo was suicide, and consolidation became the meta. ninjas are really just clusters of specialized talent chasing good pay, easy contracts and cushy benefits. ninjas don’t bother with agriculture or creative trades, they stick to what they do best, often because it’s easy money. someone out there is always willing to pay absurd amounts of ryo for the convenience and sometimes because it's the only way logistically speaking. why till the soil or make furniture when you can get paid triple to quietly remove an obstacle, deliver a scroll no one else can or make an inconvenient rival vanish into thin air?

which is why the current system isn't a plot hole at all but makes perfect sense, ninjas in the narutoverse are basically modern day middle class people, with hidden villages function exactly like silicon valley

>>283546116
I did no such thing as I'm not insane.

>>283545779
What does Hinata have to do with Boruto's writing exactly?

>>283546179
Playing dumb now are we? This would've sold 30 times better

>>283546160
I can't argue against this.....

Reminder Sakura would job to Karui

>>283546225
Oh yea that exchange in the cloud

>>283544435
I like Pain, but it has to be part 1.

>>283545888
>>283545926
>>283545960
If he was stronger he wouldn't have lost his arm. A tie isn't a win. Dumbasses.

>>283546225
You're so desperate, why? Why do you feel threatened to this extent?

>>283545928
Cope all you want but you know it's true.

>>283546244
Sasuke was trying to kill him. He couldn't do it even when he had all the tailed beasts boosting him. He lost.

>>283546239
Pain mogs all of part 1 but most part 1 arcs beat whatever the fuck we were getting so far in part 2

SAGEruto status?

Top 3 best arcs: Land of Waves Arc, Pain Arc, Sasuke Retrieval Arc

Top 3 worst arcs: Kazekage Rescue Arc, Tenchi Bridge Arc, War Arc

Top 3 best boys: Naruto, Kakashi, Shikamaru

Top 3 worst boys: Kiba, Fatso, Obito

Top 3 best girls: Tsunade, Konan, Samui

Top 3 worst girls: Kaguya, Tenten, Sakura

>>283546300
You have certified shit taste

>>283546294
Too busy having sex with Hinata to rape EMSsuke....

Only an endless dream world can save you from these threads

>>283546275
Regardless of his reasoning, they still tied. Losing your arm is not a win. Sasuke may not have been strong enough to kill Naruto but Naruto sure wasn't strong enough to beat Sasuke.

>>283544435
I like both equally.

>>283544774
There are
>The sakura shitposter who wants just to bait
>The antiOP schizo
>the witch hunters who constantly bring up the sasukeschizo and accuse everyone of being him
>the sasukeschizo
> and the various minor schizos, like the one who obsesses over "nitpicking"
Sadly these threads tend to degenerate, especially lately, even if the reaction to Sai were funny.

>>283546307
As if!

>>283546333
Naruto achieved what he wanted. To not kill Sasuke. He won. And Sause admitted he lost. He did since he wasn't able to kill.

>>283546361
*splits sasjeet's throat in half*

>>283546357
>The sakura shitposter who wants just to bait
>The antiOP schizo
>the witch hunters who constantly bring up the sasukeschizo and accuse everyone of being him
>the sasukeschizo

>>283545060
What do you want to talk about?
>>283545303
How do people post in the archive?

>>283546300
>Sasuke retrieval
>best
lol

>>283544492
>Kakashi's wife
Is in heaven waiting for him.

>>283546405
There's at least 1 actual Sakurakek here. She's been in the other threads

This daily will show war > Sasuke retrieval arc

Hinata even got cucked in one of the movies by Blonde Hinata LMAO
>But it's not canon!
But movies are an official product. Why would they even think of that?

>>283546357
>doesn't mention dailyjanny
Of course.

>>283546409
Now? The chapter ideally. Probably not happening rn.

>>283545604
Cute Sakura tending to her husband Sasuke, while their friend Naruto laugh.
>>283545846
Not only he really arguably is, but it wouldn't be lame even if it was true.

>>283546405
Hi dailyramen

So before thread hits bump limit, what exactly about Boruto triggers the fuck out of Sasukefag so hard?
I don't even think it's all that good either, but I have to assume it tore apart some retarded headcanon of his that resulted in him being permanently assblasted, I've just never seen him actually rationalize it though

>>283545060
Start a topic itt then.

>>283546453
Dunno about him but for me it's the fact that they chose to give Naruto an inferior wife

>>283546453
>we're gonna hit the bump limit soon because of the sakura schizos spam

use images that actually show up in the archives bro

>>283545392
>the Evanescence singer
All goth girls will sooner or later become fat.

>>283546480
It's not spam, it's a blessing

>>283546293
I don't know if I would go that far, I think Haku, beside his great value in setting up the path of the protagonist, the setting itself, and being generally a cool fighter gave me more emotions, wich means, IMHO, Pain doesn't mog that arc, but yes, Pain was great, and if part 2 was constantly at his level part 2 would be the better one.
>>283546405
What?
>>283546438
Not only he isn't here, but he isn't a problem when he is, so why would I mention him?
>>283546440
Let's try at least.
It's interesting how much more part of Hidan's character his religion was here, with him having commandments, after killing someone having to stand in the circle for a prolonged amount of time praying, and similar things, I think after this chapter it really it's mainly reduced to a fighting gimmick called in a weird way.

>>283539156
TIENSHINHAN, NO!

>>283546458
Ok.
>why does Kakazu need money so much. Or how does currency work in Naruto. Or why the Daimyos are useless.

>>283546539
>Not only he isn't here
Hi ESL
Also hi dailyramen

>>283546539
Haku is an okay pick too but nothing else in part 1 compares to Pain, it's just one rare moment of Kishimoto being in the zone and knowing what to do and how to do it

>>283546539
>having commandments,
We need to figure out what those were. I wonder what the punishment is for breaking all of them.

>>283546551
>why does Kakazu need money so much
Akatsuki funding

>>283546564
Understandable opinion, he was the last villain to make sense.
>>283546579
Even more with the discussions from before, are they real commandments given to him or something he made up in his madness?

>>283546551
>When Itachi and Kisame come to Konoha they get some snacks
Maybe Kakuzu is just paying for all the silly stuff they do behind the scenes

>>283546539
Both times he uses it after this is interrupted by the Akatsuki skype call then getting blow to bits

>>283546622
What are they funding that needs so much cash
>>283546632
He probably was given it. There must be a holy book somewhere too.
>>283546646
Kek

None of this was fake btw, everyone else just twisted it into being "fake" for their own convenience.

We love Carrot here

>>283546680
>What are they funding that needs so much cash
Weapon supplies, their outfits and rings, intel on where the jinchuriki are

>>283546542
-ack

>>283546709
DailyKINGLORDEMPEROR the FUARKING savior of Naruto threads...

>>283546680
Organizations pay money anon I'm sure members were given money for missions, They have to eat and sleep somewhere ( expect Sasori) The way Jiraiya spoke of them alluded to non Bijuu related work as well.

>>283546709
Hi dailyramen

>>283546366
Lmao I don't give a fuck about their bullshit inner thoughts and feelings on how the fight went. They fucking tied. Just because Naruto got what he wanted out of it doesn't mean he won the fight. The winner is the one still standing, not one lying on the ground with his arm blown off.

>>283546446
Stronger people win their fights. They don't tie.

Nah, Naruto won

>>283546733
>Stronger people win their fights. They don't tie.
Depend on the circumstances.

>>283546698
Yamato was ready to throw hands

>>283546749
*Depends

>>283546757
>Yamato was a hinatafag all along
Sad.

Oh well he's a jobber anyways

>>283546749
Again, I don't give a shit about their bullshit inner reasonings and all the mental gymnastics you wanna jump through. Naruto didn't win that fight. He tied. Anyone with a single braincell can see that. He lost his arm and he was down for the count. That is not a win.

>>283546961
And you still defend the ending after this panel? Naruto would've never done that

>>283546984
>And you still defend the ending after this panel?
Sí.

>>283546984
>Naruto would've never done that
He should've done that though.

>>283547042
Why? Do you have brain damage? She deserves better

>>283538946
The fire temple located in the land of fire is famous for its fire.

>>283538967
literally who? Does this ever come up again? How could this rando possibly be worth 30 million ninjabux

>>283538996
the fight is being offscreened isn't it

>>283539020
is this the first we hear of chakra "natures"

>>283539099
> duck out of konoha
WTF does this mean? What's the difference between this and a missing-nin? Can Sasuke just waltz in and say "oh gee, sorry not sorry I was just ducking out for a bit"

>>283539125
I genuinely want to the know ratio of fights we see to fights which are offscreened, this is getting ridiculous

>>283547079
You're the only one reading this shit, buddy

>>283547079
Everything is offscreened for some reason it's insane

>>283547053
>She deserves better
She got what she deserved.

>>283547189
>She got what she deserved
Being the Hokage's wife?

>>283547084
Sauce?

>>283547200
*Shadow Hokage's

>>283547079
>What's the difference between this and a missing-nin?
whether or not the hokage likes you. That's literally it. Tsunade was AWOL for 10+ years and never flagged as a deserter/missing nin because Hiruzen felt bad for her

>>283547307
>Shadow Fire Shadow
Dumb hinatafag. You didn't have to confirm you're retarded.

>>283546206
Not under ikemoto it wouldn't.

>>283547350
Anything would be better than dumbnata

Is the schizo talking to himself on both sides?

>>283547429
his brain has melted out his ears, so yes

>>283547338
>>283547079
I assume Asuma's "ducking out" was mainly about working outside of the village doing Fire government duties, like being the Daimyo's bodyguard, which absolutely would've been on-board behavior with Konoha. Rather than him just pulling a Tsunade and deserting the village for a decade.

>Bump limit
Sakura on her way to Page 10!

I'm realizing a lot of Sasjeet's posts and images were just yanked from >>283509828

>>283547797
Kill yourself

>>283547965
no

>>283547797
Thanks for ruining the thread

>>283548009
Improving*

Even the constant spoilerposting is a classic Sasukepajeet BPD meltie indicator, dude's gonna be crying himself to sleep cursing his superior nemesis Dailyramen

People forget this chapter firmly established that every Akatsuki member remaining and all charcters relative to them scale about full power perfect Jinchuri.

>>283548064
>this chapter
What chapter?

>>283540384
To be fair every Akatsuki member is S class which should mean something like "Could take on several jonin at once low diff"

>>283548073
Yes, Sasjeet, we get it

>>283542358
>>283540482
>>283539764
>>283539805

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND ARE THESE THE TWO WHO OROCHIMARU KILLED WHEN LEAVING KONOHA?

>>283548064
I feel like that could have been established better if it we saw Yugito put up more of a fight instead of just letting Matatabi take over and then getting neg diffed

>>283548073
This current one, though I guess we can say offscreen doesn't count but thats pretty cope. Point is Akatsuki members are stronger than perfect Jinchuriki

>>283548114
did he kill those guys or were they just kinda injured? assuming we're talking about the scene when Hiruzen discovers his experiments

>>283548132
>This current one
What are you talking about? This is a Sakura thread.

so did he finally give up the cornyass hanabi shit after people have pointed out that his aggro hate against sakura is some forced fetish RP?

>>283548132
Which would have been way better displayed if the Jinchuriki were actual characters instead of just walking plot devices, another anon said that Shippuden should have placed way more emphasis on them and the akatsuki and I agree heavily. It could have also done wonders for Narutos character development as well

>>283548035
Both are faggots

You are my friend!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH