Thread 283563529

What are your thoughts on Hachikuji Mayonnaise?

>>283563529 (OP)
That's not her name

>>283563529 (OP)
I like snails

meh

>>283563529 (OP)
BALLS DEEP

>>283563665
How do you like them served?

If Shinobu is mustard then who is ketchup?

My thoughts are SEX SEX SEX

Nadeko dayo!

Mayonnaise?

https://files.catbox.moe/d48byl.mp4

>>283564388
I like the cheek fold you can see

>>283564552
I was expecting him to let it snap back onto her butt. Still cute.

What is she drawing?

Best girl.

>>283565281
Her passing on scene is probably the most emotional in the whole series so far.

>>283565838
It never did much for me but I never bought into her passing on for whatever reason.

>>283567699
Bat bare feet...

She is the protagonists of one of the best doujins ive ever read

she looks way too innocent

>>283564258
Bat is mustard
Snail is ketchup (her red backpack)
Doll is relish
They all go on my hot dog

>>283568192
I'm RG colorblind and just realized her backpack is supposed to be pink

>>283567841
I guess I could see this. I personally just was made sad by the emotions. I do wonder what it would've felt like before Mayoi Hell came out.

>>283568224
It felt the same to me back then too. I think I just knew the series was going somewhere because the Ougi mystery was on the front of my mind.

>parents divorced
>hit by a car while walking between them
>become a ghost who spends 15 years looking for your home
>isolate from others to prevent them from getting lost with you
>nearly get erased because you were having too much fun
>get sent to hell to stack rocks as punishment for dying as a child because lmao shintoism or whatever

>>283568954
I think a recurring joke with her is that everything that happens to her is terrible. She is literally introduced getting beaten up for no reason and screaming. A lot of Monogatari characters were written because Nisio wanted to be edgy.

>>283563529 (OP)
Sex

>>283563529 (OP)
Ararararararagi-san.
Whoops, bit my tongue.

pedo series for pedophiles

>>283571570
Are you one of them?

>>283568213
What did it look like?

>>283571570
Your mum is for pedophiles in that I fucked her when I was your age.

>>283571878
Excellent post

>>283571881
Not him but thanks.

>>283571703
>>283571717
>>283571787
>>283571878
feel called out pedos?

What would you do if you had to spend a month with Nadeko alone at a beach house?

Look at these hangers.

>>283572304
Can they swing?

>>283571979
Was drawing that line really necessary?

>>283572325
She can easily know you out with a single strike of her massive tits.

>>283572397
What line?

When is Shaft doing more?

>>283575569
Stay tuned.

I kind of hate how they drew Shinobu's eyes in the latest season. They weren't supposed to be droopy like Tsukihi's. She had a nice look in Nise.

>>283571170
It was on purpose!

>>283572397
Shaft might use a lot of fanservice in Monogatari but they know where to draw the line.

>>283576975
Sometimes Shinobu has had eyes like that in previous stuff

>>283563529 (OP)
she's my third favorite behind doll and bee.

>>283572297
Wonder if I'll die from a heart attack first or from dehydration because of the non stop sex we'll be having.

>>283568954
Her story is so fucking tragic. God is evil

>>283572297
Sex.

>>283577204
NEED DOLL FEET ON MY FACE, NOW!

>>283577204
I need to buy her new socks

>>283577176
Well it must have been more rare then.

I am once again reiterating that Monogatari fills me with an intense desire to have sex with an elementary or middle schooler. Their sexy small bodies, their soft skin, their total powerlessness. Monogatari always gives me the unshakable urge to desecrate a small child's body with my lust. I want to rub my penis on their face before plunging myself into their developing vagina which can't fully accommodate me. Hachikuji, Shinobu, and Ononoki are all the apex of the female form, and every day it deeply pains me to know I will never have my most base carnal desires satisfied

I dislike Doll.

>>283577532
*cums*

>>283577582
She insists on herself, I said with a posed look?

>>283563529 (OP)
funni snail

>>283577565
What are your thoughts on Suicide-Master?

>>283577582
This one is gay.

>>283577717
I liked her. Since we got so little time with her, I didn't really form much of a bond though

>>283577660
Mayoi Pokies

>>283577717
Sex

>>283577532
why are doll feet so great, /a/

>>283577643
More like nisio insists on her, and the Gaien gang by proxy.

>>283577939
Every insists on Yotsugi. I'd insist inside Yotsugi for hours.

>>283577907
petite feet have a strong allure to them

>>283578012
hey you
I like how you think

Yotsugi is not a loli

>>283578124
Fake information, she even calls Araragi a lolicon for liking her

What was the purpose of Doll foot stamping Araragi again?

>>283578231
Yes.

>>283578231
Bat is top foot slut.

>>283578574
Mayoi has no gag reflex

>>283578574
I want a book about Tsukihi noticing weird noises and behaviors from her brother over time. She starts to become suspicious when she starts seeing things and thus the mystery begins.

>>283578666
You just know she got regularly groped by the other girls when changing into swimsuits and showering.

>>283578231
marking araragu as her property

>>283578880
Aragugu

>>283579072
Covered in Araragoo

>>283563529 (OP)
Tasty

>>283579072
LEWD!

>>283579511
Mayoi can't help but expose her hole (and sometimes her slit too).

if the cuckoo will not sing, kill it

>>283579701
I want her to expose her bare feet more...

>>283580558
What about netted feet?

>>283581122
That's so erotic...

I knew this was going to be a good thread

>>283581268
Every snail thread is a good thread.

>>283581380
Snail yoga

>>283581268
The courage to post in a good thread!

>>283570477
>>283570456

You'll never get consent.

>>283563529 (OP)
a decade ago i found this gif to be adorable
now i'm just wishing that's my dick

>>283583023
>isn't there somebody you forgot to task

>>283583461
Everytime Araragi masturbates or has sex he soons gets attacked by a very horny Shinobu who was just masturbating in his shadow.

>>283583849
Alternative view

>>283583849
Why did she do it, /a/?

>>283584225
>mfw I avoided the car seat

>>283585232
People on the end of the bench could see down her skirt

Tsugi feets

>>283587044
I need doll pussy

>>283587044
I want to warm them with my mouth
And dick

>>283588258
Dullahan footjob...

>>283587044
On my face and in my mouth, please.
PLEASE!

>>283587278
>cold dead doll hole
No thanks.

>>283589471
That is hot though. Imagine warming her up and how nice the sensation of the chill would feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqBM-Y4r9Q
when you randomly remember that one kino video that you watched regularly 10+ years ago

>>283589527
That is quite old

>>283589080
Why do soles make men act like this?

Is an Imouto fine too?

>>283590217
Because they're cute, soft, erotic and lewd.

>>283592376
They are plump pads. The part of the body that literally functions as a pillow.

>>283591016
we love our imoutos don't we folks

>>283593195
God I wish I was that pumpkin.
You have no idea how bad I want to be that pumpkin.
You have no idea.

>>283596545
Bathing with Shinobu naked in a tub full of donuts would be heaven

>>283596545
>>283596835
Shinobu love donut

horny for cat tits

Good job with this thread voice.Now shift it into high gear

>>283563529 (OP)
AMAGAAAMIIII

>>283594759
*cums*

>>283596458
breed shinobu

>>283601155
20 times at least

>>283599602
Lost ghost child gf

Feets and butt

>>283603269
I wish I could get back into fapping to Shinobu feet instead of Shinobu cucking me

>>283578124
She is borderline loli/hebe.

>>283603344
Why not both?

>>283603752
She's my woman

>>283603920
Do you know of any good crossover doujins? I can typically only find one or the other

Why is it called a "Rainy" Devil?

>>283605773
The slicker it wears

>>283605773
The dark part of Tooe was a crybaby devil according to her. I wonder if it's in any way elaborated upon in Tsugimonogatari.

>>283603920
This image made me a foot fetishist

>>283606387
It's not.

Sooooooooooo any word on stuff after Shinobu Mustard Vol. 1

>>283605773
From the very few details we've gotten, there was an incident in Gaen's youth where she ran out into a rainstorm, probably because she was upset about something (and a monkey was involved somehow). The Rainy Devil was created during that incident.

That's all we really know about it.

>>283606744
*Tooe

>>283603920
I am imagining golden Shinobu peach fuzz

>>283606744
Youth as in when she eloped with the Kanbaru family's eldest son? Man Tooe is a complete mystery so who knows.

>>283603920
Hyper realistic Shinotoes

>>283606744
How common are monkeys in Japan anyway?

VOFAN drew some Idolmaster art.

>>283607554
Erotic brats and I don't even know their names.

>>283607554
Who is that beauty with the corn?

>>283607344
Just like Araragi, no Japanese person can take a bath without a monkey intruding on them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItWDAoBlEog

>>283565838
It's probably what made her my favorite

>>283607740
If I ever get a cat I would want a monkey too to eat the ticks

>>283607868
Would a cat really have an issue with ticks since they stay inside all the time?

>>283607905
Some people let their cats out all the time or have only outdoor ones.

>>283608121
I you don't live in the city or a suburb cats roam free in and out of the house
Dogs are obviously different but I have had the kind that stays in the yard nicely and those that need a pound

Doll's delicious thighs and butt

>>283609110
I want to kiss her pretty face and impregnate

>>283609334
I wouldn't be able to resist doing things like this to Doll. Her tails are too cute.

>>283610202
I want to fall asleep with her on top of of me and wake up with her in my arms

>>283606912
Just from the general way Gaen talked about Tooe, I got the impression the Rainy Devil was made at some point before she eloped.
>Kanbaru family's eldest son?
Only son. It's literally the only reason they didn't disown him after that. (by the way, his name was 駿, written with the same first Kanji as Sugura)

>>283610703
>Only son
Oh, interesting. Not that I assumed he had siblings but I think it's just how he was referred to in Hana.
The paternal grandparents seemed pretty mad at Tooe but I didn't know the dad was also getting a similar treatment.

>>283611023
The Kanbaru are a pretty fancy lineage, if you can't tell from their massive house. Marriages are usually arranged in those cases. The heir to the family doesn't just run off and marry some random chick (especially one the parents don't like). But if they kicked him out of the family for that disgrace, they'd be heir-less and the family dies.

So they just sorta had to put up with the marriage while they were alive, then completely cut out any reminders of it (besides Kanbaru) once they were dead.

>>283610282
When I saw this image at first I almost felt like she was actually in front of me for a second.

>>283610282
Why would you marry a pervert that doesn't wear panties?

>>283611810
Yeah poor Suruga knows almost nothing about her Gaen side.
I don't want to be spoiled but is Tsugi more lore focused or character focused? It's nice getting explanations about how things work or filling out mysterious past events but getting more insight into characters is very fun. I hope it's both.

>>283611880
>>283611903
Being stunned by your bride's beauty is normal

>>283611903
A butt so plump and round that it only leaves you amazed

biggus tittus

Holy shit there is a Tsukihi pantyshot at about 04:14 in Tsukihi Undo. Did anyone notice this before?

>>283613500
Also worth noting I was using the original version because I haven't gotten around to the BD yet. So it might actually be a different time with the OP included. I was a bit excited.

>>283613500
OOOOOOOOOOO

>>283613500
People pointed that out the second that the first OMS trailer came out.

>>283606543
>Shinobu Mustard Vol. 1
>Vol. 1
What do you mean? Mustard is done.
The next story is probably Karen Ogre and no there haven't been any news since the teaser image came out in July.

Show me nadekos nipples

>>283611912
It's a very human story about a bunch of college seeking closure for their own personal reasons.

Gaen is the absolute highlight of the book. She's a way more well-rounded character than you'd expect.

>>283614559
https://files.catbox.moe/3f8ong.jpg

>>283613775
Still pretty cool. It also makes me hope they release the next trailer soon, the release can't possibly be more than 6 months from now. So many potential goodies just from a trailer, it makes me excited for it alone. I love SHAFT.

>>283614284
>Bottomless jacket Shinobu
>Skin exposing thin dress Yotsugi
>Red bloomers and loose shirt Nadeko
>Clinging pants Karen
>Mayoi in her regular lewd uniform
Which is the hottest?

>>283579822
nice reference

>>283565262
RRRG x Meme yaoi

>>283568213
You mean RRRG colorblind.
Must be kinda weird, knowing conceptually that certain colors exist but having no clue what they actually look like.

>>283614715
Their 50th anniversary event is on December 27th so I'm expecting a new trailer then. I wonder if Yoasobi is going to do the ED again.
The Undead song is one of the most mainstream Monogatari related things ever so they might want to replicate that.

>>283615121
Nadeko butts are so tempting...

>>283615121
The perfect amount of fat on her hips and belly
Shaft has a lab full of gatari girls to experiement on

>>283615862
Monogatari really has the best girls, they are all so sexy.

>>283618451
The lewdest...

>>283614284
why is everyone so cute
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>283618953
This is the reaction whenever you see Monogatari girls

>>283618953
Watanabe wishes every year to be better at drawing. His ability to draw cute mono girls is reaching astronomical levels and it will only continue to grow.

>>283619787
Sex heaven... Especially Hachikuji...

>>283614700
Very nice, now show me Nadeko butt in red bloomers

>>283620691
Hai

Been a while since I saw a Hakikuchi thread

>>283622142
Perfect. I look forward to more snake butt when the anime comes.

>>283614593
Which Gaen?

curses being real but also a fake curse being as strong as a real curse because ideas and manipulation are what's truly strong, crab girl, big tit hanekawa being so in love with araragi she goes insane and develops a cat girl alter ego, named black hanekawa even though her hair is originally black and turns white in this form, and she starts adding “nya” to everthing, but she also knows everything because she knows everything, tomboy sports lesbian but bl loving girl kanbaru being messy and needing others to do her homework, kaiku deshou being a villain but not a villain because the entire point is the perspective of stories, and he can run faster than kanbaru because unexpectedly he was good at sports, snail hachikuji stuttering molestation loli being lost and eventually having to disappear, spirits existing based on human belief, vampire shinobu in that weirdly differently styled movie becoming a loli and she loves donuts and she has a bath scene, the doll girl and there's something to do with a maze, araragi's sisters one half phoneix, and their friend who gets throat raped by a snake spirit, and she becomes a shrine goddess and wants to draw 80s romance manga but is embarrassed, game of twister, crab is really light, walk her home gently, hanekawa, shinobu, and hachikuji best girls

>>283622733
This post kinda reminds me of Monogatari

>>283622762
It's a slightly different but exactly identical series.

>>283619787
These character designs are so good I can almost forgive Akamatsu for his sins.

>>283563729
why is she arching her back like that?

>>283623269
Expert mode

>>283622495
Izuko.

Tooe's role in the book is fascinating, but... she's like this constant enigma hovering above the story. A good chunk of the book is just characters sitting around speculating about what was going through her head, since her whole life was nothing but a series of baffling decisions. A big central theme of the book is how grief compels people to seek closure in the form of answers, but the only person who can answer those questions is dead. So you walk out of the story not really sure if you know more or less about Tooe than when you started.

Really thought-provoking book. Unironically one of the best in the series.

>>283622142
So hot and beautiful

>>283625299
Tooe is a huge enigma and whenever she speaks she creates more questions than answers.
The attributes we hear she had seem mysterious as well and I wonder if we will ever learn their origin.
Smothering discipline, inhuman understanding, weak crybaby, weird displays of affection.

>>283625397
Nadeko is a rapist

I would have sex with her underage body

>>283625617
Nadeko or Hachikuji?

>>283625683
There's only one choice.

>>283622471
Official Yotsugi panties?!

>>283625722
If you want to think that way. You have to win it in the claw machine too.

>>283625889
I wonder if they have Monogatari figures at the few places with these anime claw machines in America. There is a specific chain I know of.

>>283625984
You mean Round1? They pretty much only have super, super mainstream stuff like One Piece, Evangelion, and seasonal shows.

But, and I kinda doubt you'd know this if you don't keep on top of things, small independent Japanese-style arcades have been popping up like crazy in the past couple years. We've had like 5 of them in the past 2 years in my city. They're 99% plushies, but once in a while you'll find one that'll have a couple random figure machines. What the machine actually contains is up to the whims of the owner. Sometimes similar stuff to Round1. Sometimes they just do a mix of random niche series (especially if it's semi-random which figure you get, so even if nobody wants them, someone will inevitably get them by accident).

>>283626189
Maybe I should look into this sometime. A Yotsugi might just be out there by small chance.

>>283625713
So bratty

>>283563529 (OP)
impure thoughts

My son, say something nice

Stop masturbating to monogatari characters, please..

So, is monkey actually lesbian but reading bl for the plot and strictly teasing araragi every time, or was her claim somewhat of an over exaggeration and at most she's bi?

>>283619787
This event inspired a lot of fanart.

>>283627558
Your son has nice feet.

>>283628200
Angel Ougi is sex

I love feet so much

>>283628197
I remember hearing an anon once say that bl and fujos in general were a hot point in Japanese media at that point in time. Her being both a lesbian and someone who is obsessed with bl may have had the same feeling back then as pothead characters did in America in the 2000s and early 10s. It is also important to remember that lolicon wasn't that widespread either at the time and Japanese were still thinking about that otaku murderer. So the stuff with Hachikuji was extremely daring too. The point being, Nisio likes writing edgy stuff as part of just liking being unique in general. You can even see this with how he ramped up the incest content around when stuff like the Tokyo Metropolitan Ordinance were attempted.

>>283628808
Those feet are very nice and complemented very well by the thighs and cheeks. All of it makes you ponder the thing concealed by the foot though. I wonder if it has a bandaid stuck on.

>>283628816
During the original broadcast of Bakemonogatari several broadcast stations wanted SHAFT to remove the scene where Nadeko is in her bloomers and doing a handbra, they insisted to keep it in and since the show was pretty popular the stations allowed it. Nisio adding 100 bloomer Nadekos in Nademonogatari is a meta joke about that incident, that's why Yotsugi says that the book can never be animated when she sees them.

>>283629064
It would've been funny if they kept the dialogue in the adaptation.

>>283628197
She is bi. She stated as much in Hanamonogatari novels.

>>283615087
Same as anyone else I assume. There are bird species which have 20+ or cone cell types compared to human three.

>>283628808
Same.

>>283629425
There is pink in this image

>>283581122
Really missing gloves, either on Snail or discarded on the armrest.

>>283630530
Hina sex!

>>283629064
>that's why Yotsugi says that the book can never be animated when she sees them.
It's Nadeko that says that and it's a running gag in the novels that the anime pretty much always cuts out. IIRC, the first time they say it is when Araragi is watching Shinobu graphically eat the flesh off her own leg like a drumstick (pic related is how it looks in the anime).

>>283630853
This scene was very cute but I almost kind of wished they showed her graphically eating something at least once. It would've been gap moe to see a loli do such a thing.

>>283630530
Sexy tights

>>283628049
No, I don't think I will.

>>283632160
Such a tempting view... But I really should take a few hours to recharge. Sorry Tsukihi.

>>283632409
No, I don't think you will.

>>283632447
You were right, Bird butt is too lewd.

>>283632698
You have chosen, wisely.

>>283633050
So cute and silly

>>283633699
I will lick that tummy

the fire sisters, nadeko, and 12nobu are best desu

>>283634129
Why is she so sad???

>>283629064
Wait. So if you're good enough, you can force the broadcasters to relent on their own rules?

>>283634797
At the end of the day everyone just wants money. The PTAs instantly become irrelevant if something proves profitable.

>>283634797
The power of saying "no".

>>283634867
I would not have the power to resist Ougi

>>283635065
thank you spooky ougi

Jerking off to Monogatari is consuming my life and impacting my real world responsibilities

>>283634797
Anon. Bakemonogatari was REALLY fucking popular. The physical release was legitimately one of the highest selling TV anime of all time. I think the only two anime to have ever outsold it were Uma Musume season 2 and the original VHS release of Evangelion.

When you're THAT popular, then yes. You can force broadcasters to relent on their rules.

>>283635642
Monogatari is still quite popular. Undead was viewed by like half the population of Japan and even got a comment recognizing the Monogatari series by the Japanese YouTube account. It is actually amazing that an otaku anime happens to be pretty much the most popular of them all. I'm sure the light novels sell great too, which may explain why Nisio got lazy.

Shinobu is the type to wear chaps with nothing on underneath.

>>283635797
>I'm sure the light novels sell great too
They are doing okay, but nowhere near the sales they used to have.

>>283632767
Is Bird weak to anal? What's /a/ official position on Monogatari girls for that?

>>283636481
He made a mistake by labeling something as "Final" and "End". Names unironically have a huge impact on normalfags. You can even see a slight dip after Hitagi End too, likely for similar reasons. It also doesn't help that the novels had a weaker point during the same time the anime was off. Hopefully better planning can raise sales in the future.

>>283636546
Anal is gay

>>283636894
This. I'd never destroy my wife's butt. I'd definitely poke the hole with my finger though.

>>283635642
Back then Monogatari was popular enough to have short stories published in one of Japan's biggest newspapers.

>>283636918
I had the same tought when I posted

>>283636966
I heard a story about a Japanese professor using Bakemonogatari in a literature class.

Monogatari is a butt anime

>>283637916
The boobs also aren't bad.

>>283638232
>Hitagawa Tsubagahara

We like Bat, Snek and Math here.
We dislike Cat, Crab and Monke.

>>283563529 (OP)
She's a child/10. But kinda scary at the same time, since she's a ghost girl.

>>283637916
Wrong
Monogatari's a foot anime
Always has been

>>283636894
sex itself is gay u fag lol

>>283638232
>fanart
C'mon anon, you have use real examples to prove your point.

>>283638626
Shut up homo

Your fetishes have blinded you all to the truth: Monogatari has something for everyone.

>>283638603
>Monogatari's a foot anime
This.

>>283634334
She's being raped.

>>283639332
kek

>>283639332
Tits too big worst arc

>>283639458
This better?

>>283639645
YES

>>283639645
UUOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>283640120
>>283640142
Anons seem like lolicons, I just can't prove it

>>283640986
The courage to seem like a lolicon!

>>283640986
Idk that seems unlikely

>>283640986
Liking flats does not make me a lolicon

>>283640986
Thankfully the Japanese justice system does not need proof.

>>283641289
Risking it all to see up Officer Hachikuji's skirt!

>>283636966
That's also why Medaka Box was allowed to run as long as it did, since he was basically a celebrity author at the time. Jump wouldn't dare cancel it.

>>283641289
They have all the evidence they need

>>283642300
I like the prominent featuring of the foot stamp scene

>>283642300
Need that screenshot from the left straight in the middle

>>283642464
I second this, it looks so lewd but I don't remember it. I don't remember maid Yotsugi either for that matter.

Mayoi the dih destroyer

>>283643443
Dangerous.

>>283643614
Dangerous to what?

>>283644282
Whatever a dih is.

>>283644339
It is big and long, or maybe it is small. Mayoi would be pleased either way. Whether wrestling with it or swooning over how cute it is.

I am rotating a 3d Shinobu in my mind right now.

>>283645137
Wait, you're allowed to do that?