Thread 283620611

She is literally perfect. Why can't she be real?

>>283620611 (OP)
She is real.
There's a girl just like Reze living in Russia right now.

>>283620763
rape.

>>283620611 (OP)
I genuinely believe that this level of fetishization and ideation of a girl is what leads to transsexualism. This level of obsession is not healthy, man. Snap the fuck out of it. Women are human sacks of shit, piss and blood just as you. Not angelic deities. Get a grip before you start manifestating AGP, if you haven't already because you fetishize women so much and consume copious amounts of porn and echo chamber insanity.

>>283620611 (OP)
She is real. The girl I met on college who is my girlfriend now is Reze irl.

i just met her last chewsday innit

>>283620611 (OP)
I became reze after taking hrt for 2 years

>>283620857
do you have a loicense for meeting girls?

if shes russian why is her hair not white

I love Reze so much is unreal, i have never had actual feelings for a fictional character

I don't see the point of living if i'm never going to experience a love like Reze

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>>283620844
man, way to go proving this anon right >>283620808 you guys

>>283621171
What's wrong with wanting to become Reze?

Power is better you fucking nerd

>>283621191
Nothing, anon, go right ahead. But don't cry much when your parents disown you.

>>283621239
power is cringe

>>283621171
Shut up, you don't understand the meaning of true love. Reze is an allegory for loss, for love lost and for the longing of a love we never had. She is that one women you could only met once in your life, if you're lucky. That's why she is the most beautiful woman that can possibly exist in any realm.

If you can't see it, you're probably just a jealous Transakek.

A Reze se le reza

She's Russian. No Russian can be trusted

I will never hold Reze's hand...

>>283621410
Call your parents and tell them you'll get a job and stop being a internet-ruined loser.
>>283621524
You too.

Glory to Reze

>>283621548
Transafag fingers typed this

Question to Rezebros who read the manga years ago, when does the pain goes away? when do you stop longing for Reze?

>>283621382
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TUB OF MONKEY SHIT

>>283621609
Everyone is so obsessed but here I am and I don't even remember this character

>>283620611 (OP)
There's plenty of hotter girls irl. Reze is mogged by a lot of the women cosplaying her. The main difference is that real women don't like non-Chads.

>>283621609
I was just beginning to get over it after like 5 years when this movie came out and tore my heart open again.

>>283621652
You'll never get it...

>>283621653
Oh no, 5 years is a long time, i don't read the manga so i know her for only 2 weeks but i can't stop thinking about her, i don't know if i can forget her

>>283621652
First of all, Reze is the most beautiful woman ever, you're just gay or have shit taste. Second, her physical beauty isn't the point, Reze's true beauty lies in her inherent true.

I bet she was fucking the cafe's tenchou

>>283621757
Kill yourself

REZE LIVES!

>>283621789
No.

How many times have you gone to see the movie so far, Rezebros? I've gone 4 times and will go again twice next week.

Isn't Reze, a KGB honeypot?

>>283621857
Once. It's fine.

>>283621857
I watched it 8 times

>a manic pixie dream girl paid attention to me, time to throw my life into the dumpster!
moids... not even once...

>>283620808
What happened that retards forgot the truth of 3DPD?
I think Reze is cute but I know she can't be real, and I've made peace with that fact. I idealize 2D while I also dread women, including Reze's seiyuu off role.

Reze makes the cutest faces...

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>>283621822
I need a cosplay gf

>>283621974
Reze is above that, she trascends everything

>>283620808
newfag post

>>283621609
The movie brought back all the pain...

Even South Korea loves Reze

>russian woman
lol. even if she's 2D, no thank you

>>283620611 (OP)
Just find a Reze cosplayer or something and "headcanon" her into reality

I'm in love with her

Reze is so beautiful

>>283620611 (OP)
Picrelated is still probably my favorite
Mhmmmmmm fuark

>>283622834
stockings and loafers are pure sexo

Reze is for loving

This Reze outfit is underrated.

What are you going to do when Reze comes back anons?

>>28362061
plenty of rezes. you've never been with a bipolar thottie?

>>283623193
Shitpost and jerk off so hard it's unimaginable.

Worst girl, ugly face, flat boring body, bad personality

>>283623296
Kys Transakek

I'm going to an anime convention next week and am expecting to see some Reze cosplay. What do I say to them? Do I bother cosplaying as Denji?

lotta city rats ITT

>>283623156
Is that official art and from where? Looks like the movie designs

>>283623492
Don't know really, i dont recall where i got it from, try reverse searching that may help

Sex with Reze

>>283620611 (OP)
Looks trans

>>283623164
i just realied her apron is still there when she transforms

SYBAU LMAO

>>283623305
you were saying something?

>>283626431
Reze's outfit is cuter

>>283620611 (OP)
She looks like a twink

>>283620808
At least Reze reveals that she did everything just to trick him and kill him. Most hollyjewed slop and anime depict perfect girls (aka written by men) and sell them as obtainable. This causes unimaginable amounts of damage in naive young men

>>283627389
At first yes but she did want to go with him, it was just never meant to be because makima and the soviets exist.

>>283620611 (OP)
>russian girl at the coffee shop gave be the eyes
>felling weak
>got to say something russian
cyka blyat

>>283621822
I know theres more. I need MORE!

what's reze's appeal?

>>283629838
exposed arm pits

>>283621652
>mogged by a lot of the women cosplaying her
you got baited by makeup

>>283622550
The movie seems to be well liked in South Korea

>>283620611 (OP)
Glad I saw the movie on the big screen today; although, it was a bit weird hearing Japanese whilst reading subtitles in my own language and not in English - haven’t done that in a long while.

Reze is this generation's Misaki

>>283620611 (OP)
Sometimes girls get unfairly punished.

>>283622137
t. retard

>>283629838
She is cute and I want to have sex with her

>>283620611 (OP)
Why are the character designs in CSM and JJK so fucking boring and basic?

Robo wifes for anons will be here in 5 years. "There is always hope." - Aragorn

>>283620611 (OP)
>psycho
>manipulative
>tried to kill Denji
>murdered countless people
No thanks, I'm glad she went away

Reze... why are you smiling at me like that?

>you will never have a chance encounter with reze, go on school and festival dates, and run away together
its not fair

>>283635198
She wants to make your pp blow up

>>283620808
I agree with this, I wish there was actual serious research on these types of individuals so maybe we could help them unfortunately it will never be treated as a serious mental illness because "mental illness" has a bad connotation to it

Reze won

>>283635249
Why Reze has such a big ass?

>>283626431
Reze is Truth, Transa is Trans.

>>283637249
Because she’s earned it

>>283621609
I cheered when makima appeared at the end of the arc. I got to witness her new ability, slowly start understanding the true extend of her power and command she has on the world

Now, after the movie I just can't stop thinking about RezeDen. I fell for her good, holy fuck. Movie had an amazing action packed second half with almost flawless technicals, but it is first half that is my favorite.

>>283620611 (OP)
Isn't the point she was fake-acting perfect to bait Denji into lowering his guard?
>>283632114
>t. permavirgin

Reze chiquita

>>283620763
From the few Ruskies and slav women I've met, I highly doubt it.

>>283620808
>closeted (new)fag projects his tranny fantasies onto /a/
I laff every tiem
Also fuck off and stay in some dogshit board like /r9k/ or just fuck off to plebbit.

>>283620808
go back faggot

>>283620611 (OP)
>>283621424
Only for shotas.

>>283638278
You don't know when she is acting. It could be argued that if everything was for the mission, she would kill denji much sooner when he was visiting her at a cafe daily. And she definetly would never jump into the pool where she couldn't user her powers

Reze is love

>>283620611 (OP)
Just came back from the theatre. Peak cinema 10/10, it made me remember what made Chainsaw Man so great.

when are the blurays coming?

>>283629838
Manic pixie dream girl

>>283620808
trvkie
incels hate this post

>>283620611 (OP)
But she was real. Putting up the perfect facade to get what she wants and in the end she's another cold-hearted backstabbing bitch.

>>283641492
She's holding a flower and there's a large flower print on her shirt?

>>283621116
I exprienced a love like Reze and I still don't see a point in living. Daijoubu.

>>283626431
Unironically the right is hotter if you've been with one. They have kissable tummies too, and sensitive nips

>>283641858
No she's holding a chewed up plastic straw and she wants you to bite on it as well.

>>283620611 (OP)
Part one was so good.
Fujimoto should've just ended it.

>>283620611 (OP)
All Chinese and Russian nationals younger females around Europe and maybe America. They act all nice to you as they promote their cause or whatever. The vibes felt relatable in the movie.

>>283642019
we don't have sex on this forum, normalfaggot

>>283642099
And what cause would that be

>>283642148
For the Chinese women, corporate espionage and blackmail.
For the Russians ones, money.

I like to think Reze broke character at this part and was genuinely concerned about Denji living like a prisoner.

she's perfect.

Denji isn't THAT much of a pathetic desperate simp, is he? He at least is ready and willing to fight any girl at the drop of a hat.

>>283620611 (OP)
>She is literally perfect. Why can't she be real?
Holy shit, OP. She is a literal honeypot. Her game was so good you got suckered from another dimension. I feel far less critical of Denji now, thank you.

>>283620763
LOL. One way to find out!
>casually strolls East through Kherson

>>283632240
doomed romance is their thing

why the fuck did nobody take their TS machine to a subbed screening? I want to rewatch but I don't want to ruin Reze by hearing her burger voice

>>283620808
lurk before you post newnigger

>>283642870
Thankfully I'm ugly so women don't bother being nice to me or if they do it's easy to see it's a ruse

>>283642040
Nifty girl, but why does she want someone to bite it?

>>283644298
>take their TS machine
Their what?

>>283620808
gayest fucking thing I have read this year.

>>283642948
She 100% was worried about Denji genuinely even though part of it was projection since she was in the same situation as him.

>>283620611 (OP)
I don't think there's a man on earth that wouldn't immediately crumble from that shoulder slap.

>>283643765
Well, Denji isn't Sanji because he doesn't have issue with killing women that attack him first.

>>283626431
Isn't that Yoru to begin with?

she was evil
why do you like evil women?

>>283644805
the machine that lets Reze pass as female kinda if you don't look too closely
a side effect of using it is that it deletes your nipples

>>283645768
She wasn't, she wanted to run away with Dennis and start a new life. Stop badmouthing Reze

Reze didn't like Denji, she liked the idea of a normal life

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>>283646150
Holy reading comprehension

>>283646261
>reading
i consumed it with the superior medium

>>283620808
??? There is zero connection between fantasizing about an ideal woman who loves you, and wanting to be a woman. People are aware women are also human, which is why they create ideal fantasies. Maybe you'd have a point if they were fetishizing the life/experience of a woman, being the object of desire, attention, and adulation. MAYBE that would lead someone to wishing they were a woman. But that's not what someone is doing when they're fantasizing about an ideal love, they're not fetishizing the life/experience of a woman, they're fetishizing the romantic fantasy of being with a woman as a man. Who do you think they're self-inserting as? Reze? No, of course not, they're self-inserting as Denji.

>>283646150
You're right.
She may have been able to identify with Denji but that's a mile away from love.
She only tried to go back to him because her options were either going back to Russia and being decommissioned or attempting to not be killed by running away with chainsaw man

>>283620611 (OP)
she is evil

>>283646376
Why did she get in the pool with him

>>283646150
The reading comprehension devil strikes again

As a Russian, learning that she was Russian made me dislike her immediately.

where would they even run away to, it was a doomed romance

>>283646914
>it was a doomed romance
That's what makes it beautiful, it's a tragic love story like Romeo and Juliet.

I don't care about Reze Mitaka.

>>283646852
>ненавидит сам себя
Соевый чмоняпидор, фу.

>>283620895
Funny

>>283642970
U GAY

>>283646891
Kill yourself Transakek

>>283646914
She wasn't yet aware of Makima being in the picture so she still had hope. Once she found out she realized it'd be hopeless. She returned despite knowing this was doomed to fail most likely.

>russians have weaponized waifus
wild

before seeing the movie I thought here name was pronounced reez

I mean, there are literally cosplay girls, OP
also, speaking of the movie, pic related. Imagine taking your daughter to see this shite.

>>283647113
Romejuri is literally the only tragic romance anime nerds know

>>283650556
It was the high grossing movie for 2 weeks until it got beat out by black phone 2 this week.

>>283620808
Tpbp

>>283651330
>black phone 2
The fuck, that had a clear ending

>>283651340
>reddit troon tourist tries to shame anon on /a/ for... wait for it... WAIFUFAGGING. On /a/
Upvoted!!