Thread 283691664

>*some otaku reading a manga alone on the bench*
>"HEY LOSER, WHAT KINDA NERD SHIT ARE YOU READING?"
>"EWWWW DENJI KUN HE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD, KICK DIRT INTO THIS WEIRDOS FACE"
>*loser otaku gets dirt kicked into his face while they both smile and stick out their tongue*
>"GIMME YOUR MONEY PUNK, WE NEED SOME EXTRA CASH FOR OUR DATE"
>"EHH? DENJI KUN LOOK, THIS GUY DRAWS WHOLESOME ART OF US WHAT A FUCKING CREEP"
>*denji punches him in the gut and they both kick the crap out of him*
>"LATER LOSER, WE ARE GONNA GO FUCK IN THE BUSHES UNPROTECTED AND PRANK OUR SHITTY PRINCIPLE"
>"IF YOU EVER LOOK AT REZE LIKE THAT AGAIN IM GONNA GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST WEDGIE AFTER CLASS, NOW GO SIT WITH THAT LONER ASA LIKE THE LOSERS YOU ARE"
>*they walk away giggling and laughing*

No one reads these paragraphs OPs

>>283691713
fpbp trvke

Love falling devil

>asafags cant read
>ESL
KEEEEEKKYYYPPOOOOWWWW

>>283691664 (OP)
>Denji is so fulfilled in life with Reze, he doesn't even need to wear the CSM shirt

THE SISTERHOOD IS...

hello

>>283691664 (OP)
Are you okay OP? Do you need to talk about some stuff?

>>283691664 (OP)
Funniest shit I've read all day

plebbit the post OP; maybe try going back there, yeah?

Better manga than crapsawman
One Piece
Bleach
HxH
Demon Slayer
Jujutsu Kaisen
Dandadan

>>283691664 (OP)
That Otaku's name? Tatsuki Fujimoto

>>283691664 (OP)
Funny.

>>283692008
>kick back shill calling anyone reddit

>>283691664 (OP)
FUCKING KEKED

Is /csm/ ready for another redemption arc chappy?

>>283692053
you need to go back

>>283692030
it was love at first sight for fuji

>>283692089
Redemption arc?

>>283691664 (OP)
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT COUPLE?!
>HER BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A WEDGIE BECAUSE I ROLLED MY EYES AT HER! CAN'T A GIRL EAT HER LUNCH ALONE IN THE BATHROOM WITH SOME PEACE?!
>GOSH, PEOPLE LIKE THEM WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!
>TIME TO STUDY FOR COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAMS!
>HIGH SCHOOL IS JUST ONE STEP IN LIFE, NOT THE PEAK LIKE FOR THOSE LOSERS!
>HEY REZE CHECK THIS FIRST YEAR ALREADY STUDYING FOR COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAMS!
>SHE THINKS SHE'S GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE!
>SPOILERS, YOUR ONLY POINT IN LIFE IS BEING MY DOORMAT THAT I SAVE AFTER CONSTANTLY FAILING IN MY LIFE!
>CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YORU, YOUR ALLEYWAY DREAM, THE VICTIMS YOU CAUSED, IGNORED, YOU ONLY SHOW UP TO SHARE THE SCENE WITH ME!

>>283692111
samura immediately (correctly btw) reading this as her trying to get his attention was very funny

>>283691664 (OP)
Reze would never say something like that. She’d be a good girl if she could’ve just gone to school.

>>283692060
>that look
I'm going to fucking kill myself

>>283691800
What is that caterpillar based off of?

You think Reze and Denji would be South Park fans or beavis and butt-head fans?
>>283691664 (OP)
>"LATER LOSER, WE ARE GONNA GO FUCK IN THE BUSHES UNPROTECTED AND PRANK OUR SHITTY PRINCIPLE"
Everything else is out of character but this part is biblically accurate.

>>283692180
it's funny how fuji wouldn't even want to entertain that idea because he revels in his masochism. and it's probably for the better.
otherwise he would've written some goofy shit like makima being in love with denji all along and simply wanting his attention.

>>283692137
What did MustacheSa have for lunch?

>>283692285
A cheese quesadilla.

denreze mindbreaks

>>283692304
And a side of hrt.

>>283692226
A popular children's book. Curious to what country you are from to not know it.

>>283692304
Cool. MustacheSa got that from any where else but Chipotle, right?

>>283692320
DenAnybody mindbreaks

>>283692332
I'm from the United States. I remember crisscross applesauce, square dancing, and the golden rule.

>>283692304
A cheese quesadilla is just a quesadilla, anon. "Queso(cheese)" + "tortilla(tortilla)" = "quesadilla". "Cheese" is superfluous.

>>283692304
Looks like a breakfast burrito
>>283692382
NTA, but somehow you didn't remember the caterpillar?

>>283692236
beaving & butthead
reze likes the music videos as much as the comedy
denji would be inspired by the episode where they try to hire a hooker

Alright bros

Predictions for tomorrow?

>>283692445
No reze.

I don't understand the meme

>>283692445
Yoru beats up Pochita.

Does Demolition lovers fit AsaDen or RezeDen more?

>>283692476
You're not streets ahead

>>283691664 (OP)
*I pulls out me cack and rape the bullies.* heh... fools...

I'd be the magic hybrid

>>283692588
>t. fakesaw man and his twin bro

>>283692410
denji would enjoy watching south park because it reminds him of a friend

Guys what do I do my wife is a Russian spy

>>283692646
Take her to the range, war museums, and a pizzeria.

>>283692479
Yoru beats up Pochita so badly that he coughs up Death... and Barem

>>283692646
turn her into a good russian

Would Asa enjoy watching Daria?

>>283692709
yes but yoru wouldn't

>>283692674
>Reze dressed as an operator
need

>>283692675
Barem will have the last laugh

>>283692784
>You want to build a dream world, do you now, Denji? We'll see about that.

>>283692831
So why is Barem working for the Death Devil?

>>283692831
This moment actually made me like him a lot, getting up after being shot and everything. After Reze he's my favorite hybrid, and he doesn't even use his transformation

>>283691664 (OP)
They did this to Yoshida

What shows would Yoshida, Barem, Miri, and Katana man watch?

>>283693004
Fujimoto made Barem 50 cent when you think about it?

>>283693004
he got the job done despite being shot while the other hybrids fumbled.

>>283692987
Simply to fuck up Denji mentality
>>283693072
Denji's dumb ass did half the work. Seriously why the hell didn't Denji drink Miri's blood? He was slurping on Spear man 5 minutes before taking out Miri.

>>283693063
Many men... wish death upon him...

>>283692249
Denji should've ended up with Himeno.

>>283693100
>Denji's dumb ass did half the work. Seriously why the hell didn't Denji drink Miri's blood? He was slurping on Spear man 5 minutes before taking out Miri.
he's just a schizo who wanted to enjoy being mutilated after a long time of not being able to fulfill his sadomasochistic impulses.
he didn't expect anyone to stick around to save his ass because he loathes himself that much.

Good Night /csm/

>>283693040
>Yoshida.
Brokeback Mountain.
>Barem.
American Psycho.
>Miri
Seven Samurai.
>Katana man
The Godfather.

>>283693199
You think Denji would be enjoying himself if the mob started stabbing his butt and dick?
>>283693215
Thanks but those are movies not shows.

Why did all the cute /csm/ girls and sissies stopped reading this?

Why this general is obsessed with trans people?

>>283693283
Remember femanon? This is her now.

>>283693232
he's given up one testicle for money and he's had yoru squeeze his nuts. realistically he's probably developed some kind of fetish at this point.
maybe not that far gone to enjoy getting speared in the dick though.

>>283693335
i saw her insta posts a bunch, do you actually think she was a poster on here?

>>283693331
>this general
>implying its not the snk schizo

>>283693331
Let's take a look at Part 2's deuteragonist

>>283693335
>Remember femanon?
I think you got the wrong person

I can't wait for the contract to be fulfilled in tomorrow's chapter. This will make part 2 great again.

>>283693409
40 pages of Yoru riding Denji's denji

>>283692261
>makima being in love with denji all along and simply wanting his attention.
Would've ruined the character for me and I'm a huge Makimafag who is actually not a masochist.

>>283693425
Yoru realizing it's time to put out

>>283693335
No reze gf fem anon, the world is cruel.

>>283691800
Why is every devil’s gimmick in chainsaw man about food?
Even Death itself has her whole personality defined by being a foodie. I get it’s a battleshounen but still.

what would denji think of tendo and vice versa

>>283693496
it's literally a dog eat dog world for Devils

>>283693335
she genuinely is one of the prettiest girls ive ever laid my eyes on. She is the closest to being a real life reze to the point where her normal face even looks more like reze than the makeup one. She really looks like the type of girl russia would send to steal denjis heart

>>283693496
it's written by a fat fuck who loves food

>>283693496
>Death itself
Devils aren't the personification of something, but rather a manifestation of humanity's fear of a thing/concept. Something no one is afraid of (doesn't exist) wouldn't have a devil associated with it even if that things actually exists.

>>283693579
She looks like LeafyIsHere

>>283693535
I would love to see Death do a makima-like resurrection and it's just a comical amount of people that Pochita kills in a one-page spread. Every named character possible they can fit on the page split in half as Pochita dashes past

>>283693535
I want to see Makima's dogs animated. That scene will be fucking great.

>>283693614
If everyone gets resurrected and then Pochita maws them all down it will make part 2 truly irredeemable. The sheer amount of wasted potential and wasted characters...

>>283693535
a modern shonen can't end until there's an alien saga. and we know fuji loves aliens.

>Someone here actually posted on chainsawfolk

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>283693538
denji would think tendo is a girl
tendo seems more fairly professional and would generally be concerned if denji has the discipline needed to devil hunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlxMDlCISo4

This track gets me every time
aaaaaaa

>>283693719
>Godkira
>2004
Yep just your classic sperg zoomer 90% of this thread