Thread 283691682

annoying that fern called stark's dick small, as if she has any reference. artist should just have made her blush or something instead

Old man Priest guy

>>283691682 (OP)
The only reason I can imagine people staying this butthurt over a throwaway joke for so long is because they also have small dicks.

>>283691877
Nose bleeds are gay

>>283691682 (OP)
>ZOMG SHE LAUGHED INSTEAD OF GETTING EMBARRRASSED! SHES GOT SUCH HECKIN AMAZING DECONSTRUCTIONIST WRITING
I hate anime fans so much.

>>283691682 (OP)
>as if she has any reference
Sorry pea dick, she does have reference.
She's referenced my BIG DICK

>>283691682 (OP)
Fern is a bitch with eating disorder.
Stark did the right thing to embrace true, healthy and mentally stable masculinity and hang out with Kraft.

>>283692196
mmmm booby loops

Stark was in the pool

>>283691859
The only rational take

>>283692121
Are you okay?

>>283692196
I don't get where this comes from
It's definitely not what you actually see of her on screen or in the manga

>>283691859
This, or simply the joke was badly executed. Stark would've been whacked after leaving a comment on Fern's tits or something, while here we have Fern dissing Stark's dick and Stark acting like a sissy. A gag humor bit turned out to be something weird and unfunny.

>>283691682 (OP)
>As if she has any reference
We flat out see that she bathed in saunas and hot springs with Heiter when she was growing up, so she was comparing Stark to Heiter.

>>283691682 (OP)
>>the whole anime is about a womans regret of not taking chads cock
holy shit

>>283692121
>getting butt flustered over something no one even said
Is it time for your medicine, anon? Do you want to take it with some choccy miwk?

>>283691682 (OP)
Shark hasn't even finished growing up.

>>283692331
>A gag humor bit turned out to be something weird and unfunny
I'm not saying you have to find it funny. I don't find it particularly funny. Like I said, it's a throwaway joke.
>Fern gets x-ray vision
>In an inversion of the usual trope of a guy using x-ray vision to look at a girl, we instead get Fern looking at Stark and making a small dick joke
The end.
And yet, two years later this dumb joke has continued to make people (with small dicks) seethe. Now that I find pretty funny.

>>283691828
>>283692342
I thought priests have to get their dick chopped off?

>>283692964
Where the fuck do you get that idea

>>283692727
>people
You're safe here anon, we know girls don't have dicks. You can just say guys.

>>283693009
Go back to /v/ tourist

>>283691682 (OP)
Fern bullying my small penis with her big boobs

>>283691682 (OP)
What do you mean no reference? She lived with a priest and known alcoholic.

>>283692727
Well, it's an autistic anime with autistic cast. It's obvious that autistic people might be attracted to it and seethe over irrelevant scenes.

>>283693400
I don't think I've ever even posted on /v/

>>283691859
>because they also have small dicks.
Yes, and?

>>283692964
That's eunuchs, not priests...

>>283691682 (OP)
That means Heiter raped her

>>283694303
No it doesn't
The fuck are you talking about

>>283694303
Truth Nvke

>>283691682 (OP)
Probably because the writer is the typical Japanese cuck with a humiliation fetish

>>283691682 (OP)
Fern is the kind of girl that would secretly read books with dicks on it.

>>283692727
>>283691859
I have a big dick but I'm strongly against shitting on people for having smaller dicks. I love other men.

>>283694397
Why do you think that

>>283694425
Most men are pickmes who tear other men down for the approval of women, even gay men.

>>283694467
You sure about that?

>>283691859
Or they don't like the obvious showing she's a slut size queen.

>>283694746
>obvious showing she's a slut size queen.
>"She's not blushing over my rock hard two-incher? Size queen! Slut! Whore!"
You're only reinforcing the idea that you deserve to be laughed at.

>>283694397
Says the guy self-inserting as the butt of the joke.

>>283694860
>>283694890
YWNBAW

>>283694860
You genuinely don't understand it shows she's sexually experienced, meaning she's a demonstrably loose woman who's known other men? I don't give a shit about her relationship with Stark. It rings hollow for an idealistic fantasy. You smell painfully underage if you couldn't understand that even after I explained it to you in the first post.

I know because I was as fucking retarded as you 18 years ago and needed someone to explain it. Don't worry, you'll cringe at yourself later.

I don't see why I'm supposed to hate men for having smaller dicks.

>>283694523
There's more than enough proof of it.

>>283691682 (OP)
Heiter dick was 11 inches erect and it fully went inside of Fern so is over for Stark...

>>283691682 (OP)
She was a total slut in her 200's

>>283694972
Did you never see a naked person irl before having sex?

Can't wait for Witch Hat Atelier to come out

>>283691682 (OP)
>>283691859
KWAB. This.

>>283694972
No, Fern is not a slut

I'll be real with you, I just assumed Stark is a grower and the whole gag is his shit is obviously going to be small and Fern was just being stupid. He even says it isn't small. Like, he's not exactly full mast at all times.

>women stand up for other women no matter how their body looks
>men will eagerly find any excuse to tear down other men, even fags do this

Why are men like this?

that has to be bait

>all men know that most flaccid dicks don’t look impressive and aren’t at all indicative of true size
>woman spots a flaccid one and giggles
>men: “hahaha right, so small”
Meanwhile they measure their dong starting from their butthole and pretend most of them aren’t the same. Dick size is a psyop that turns men into gynocentric fools. It’s honestly a gay topic.

>>283695964
Place your bets gentlemen, is this anon a woman or a troll?

>>283696069
I like how flaccid dicks look.

>>283691682 (OP)
Fern's reference is Heiter. Remember he raised her from a baby, so he had to bathe her as a child and all that nonsense. She's probably seen him flaccid.

is this female fanservice?

>>283691682 (OP)
Fern is a big girl with earnest concerns if such a small thing can rub her the right way. Why are you playing it off as an annoyance or a joke?

Is Serie dead yet?

>>283696274
If the contrast between his personality and his combat prowess is anything to go by, Stark is the type that seems unimpressive but is powerful when it's time to act

>>283691682 (OP)
How do you know that. anon? She's probably sucked more dicks than your average faggot.

>>283696507
>Probably
Your mother is not a good point of reference

Anon getting irrationally angry over a throwaway small dick joke are my favorite threads

>>283693500
>flaccid dick after a shower
he never stood a chance

>>283691682 (OP)
She saw mine and she knew it was huge

>>283691682 (OP)
>as if she has any reference.
she checks out every guy's cock

The number of people who apparently don't even realize this is a carbon copy of the classic aqua troll thread is depressing.

>>283695944
This I took it like that Seinfeld joke.
>I WAS IN THE POOL!

>>283697045
Witch anime character is the most like george?

>>283694972
>it shows she's sexually experienced
It's just a joke by Fern, teenagers make jokes about fucking your mom's shithole despite being virgins. It means nothing.
Bigger indication of Fern having experience would be the fact she lived with a priest for many years.

>>283691682 (OP)
frieren was my NTRkino all along? why didn't anyone tell me?

>>283697276
Weak bait

>>283696815
>>283694972
>>283696507
Incel faggots

Fern acts like a total bitch to her companions and they just kinda let her do it. It's very weird.

>>283697231
Makato Isshiki from Love Chunibyo and other Delusions

>>283691682 (OP)
Fern and Stark ruin the vibe of the show, not gonna lie.

>>283691859
My dick is about 5 to 5.5 inches and I thought it was funny.

>>283691859
you literally worship demons

>>283691682 (OP)
dicklet hands typed this post

>>283697975
Tranny claws wrote this post

>>283694303
Possible, but who really knows. What it does confirm is that he was hung like a horse.

>>283691859
n-no

>>283691877
Yes.

>>283698148
>a fictional character insulted another fictional character about penis size
>this is a personal attack against me
Lmao, confirmed for micropenis

>>283698411
>tranny mentioned
>"lol small penis"
pottery

>>283698468
Well you're the one on HRT, you tell me

In secret, Fern has probably read books with male nudity in it.

>>283698493
Don't tell anyone but, I'm actually on that updog.

>>283691682 (OP)
>t.gook

>>283698630
Why would a Heiter have books with naked men?

>>283698655
GAYter was a priest, and all priests are gays. Just ask the choir boys.

>>283691682 (OP)
was this NTR bait necessary? now there will be so many headcanon fanmade stuff about fern cheating because stark has a limp dick

>>283698667
>Just ask the choir boys
I've never actually seen any in Frieren.
Is this on purpose?

I honestly don't think Fern is the type who'll use magic to peep at someone's junk. Maybe she was implying he has small feet, or small toes, or "small" merely decorative pockets instead of practical ones. Like think about it for a second- the girl mentally shuts down when Stark merely touches her shoulder, and doesn't want to carry Stark or be carried by Stark when either of them is ill and cannot walk.

Frierentfree

Nothing wrong with small penis humiliation. Due evolution the average has shrunk by 2cm in just 100 years in europe, so we, the modern generation should embrace it as something hot, like cuckoldry and chastity cages, like nature intends

>>283698774
Bejitabro btw.

>>283698804
Don't drag eurobros into your spic mating rituals.

>>283698671
There's nothing NTR about it. When Fern first saw Kraft doing squats she told everyone else there was a pervert in there just like how she calls Stark an ecchi. She's just dumb and doesn't know anything about men because frierens autism rubbed off on her. Kraft is just a gigachad but he has no interest in Fern.

>>283691682 (OP)
I thought jokes of a small dick were still okay in current age, but I guess they as well became politically incorrect

>>283691682 (OP)
She has one reference and his cock was huge

>>283691682 (OP)
Wasn’t this because he was flaccid?

>so small
>cums when she gets her neck touched by him
You know she's still going to take it no matter what she says about it, right? If you think women don't default to small-dick as an insult no matter whether or not they know it is you haven't been around women at all.

>>283698774
Penises haven't gotten smaller, they just don't use self-reported results anymore. Every country that allows self-reported measurements has a bigger average than those that don't, and when they switch to strictly measured results the average goes down. Because so many men lie about their size.

While I understand women will be women, there's no reason for men to humilliate other men for their size.

>>283700248
If anything human dicks are rather large when compared with our closest relatives and the evolutionary tendency has been bigger penises ever sonce we evolved.

>>283700437
/thread

Personally I think our smaller endowed Anons should embrace it. At least you get to enjoy SPH. Nobody is in to BPH.

>>283692311
His whole shtick is
>dude sex with fotm anime girl lmao

>>283698403
Incredible fat distribution
>>283698655
It's not like she was a shut-in. Heiter probably gave her an allowance and on trips into town she'd buy them for herself and after she started tutoring under Frieren, she definitely would have had plenty of money and opportunity to buy girl smut on her own.

>>283691859
Or maybe people just don't like seeing Stark have his masculinity insulted.

I have a 2 inch flaccid penis and a 7 inch erect penis and it makes me mad knowing if an ignorant woman ever saw my soft penis she would think it was small when it's really not

>>283700248
>Every country that allows self-reported measurements has a bigger average than those that don't, and when they switch to strictly measured results the average goes down.
kek this is so funny. Got any source to read more?

>>283691682 (OP)
Getting mad at this scene is advertising that you have small penor

I have a small dick and I wasn't offended by this scene. However, that doesn't mean the scene wasn't mean-spirited or "offensive" as it were. Something can be bad without the viewer taking it personally.

I have a big dick and I was offended by this scene. However, that doesn't mean the scene was mean-spirited or "offensive" as it were. Something can be good with the viewer taking it personally.

>>283701330
Oh neat I've never had this happen to me before, thanks!

>>283694467
No, gay men are dickmes.

>>283696747
>Anon getting irrationally angry over a throwaway small
SMALL?!

>>283691682 (OP)
Girls don't blush when seeing penises. It's men who like bodyparts. I'm not sure why this is a big deal anyway, because stark could be a grower rather than a shower.

>>283701898
>girls don't care about looks
Shitty bait

>>283700929
He doesn't. All the countries in the world have actual measurements

>>283691682 (OP)
I advise you to go to an onsen in Japan. It's hilarious

>>283696777
Aqua's resurrection decreases dick size each time you revive.

>>283691682 (OP)
If Fern was in Witch Hat Atelier, they'd have lobotomized her for that stunt.