Thread 8807929

Helltaker-Awaria General #173
Archangel Azazel Edition
Welcome to /htag/, the Helltaker-Awaria game general.
Post art, gameplay, tips, how much you want to [cuddle] a demon or ghost, autistic fanfic, whatever is related to the games.

>Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3274300/Awaria/
>itch.io: https://vanripper.itch.io/helltaker
https://vanripper.itch.io/awaria

>"What is Helltaker?"
Helltaker is short, free to play puzzle game in which you control a man who journeys into the depths to Hell to make a dream of creating a harem of sharp dressed demon girls a reality.

>"What is Awaria?"
Awaria is a short, free to play game about working in haunted maintenance tunnels.

>"Why /htag/ and not something shorter?"
Because "/hg/" is used by Halo General.

>"Why a general for two hour-long games?"
Apart from typical waifu autism, Vanripper, Helltaker and Awaria's creator, had considered making the games open source, meaning fan-made content and expansions.
Fan projects are also on the table, such as spin-off games, mods, and dating sims!
Also every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, join us for Harem Hellfighters!

>Level Editor Mod
https://v-null.itch.io/helltaker-mod-editor


Guides
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>Full game/achievements guide
https://gamesgds.com/helltaker-chapters-how-to-complete-and-achievements-how-to-get/

>Helltaker Guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybUh3-WtfE [Open]

>Examtaker Guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGNdQLIUtw [Open]


Media
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>Vanripper's Twitter
https://twitter.com/vanripperart

>Vanripper HT comic archives
https://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264

>Vanripper stream archives
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5pycTgSAvaB4EE1h_bZOQl2DHiHFy6_g

>Helltaker Booru
https://helltaker.booru.org/index.php

>/htg/ Archives
https://pastebin.com/AY4X4ihb
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>previous thread: >>8753367

>>8807929 (OP)

Pope Lucy I

>>8807952
She put the fucking American in charge, Justice thought it'd be funny. I'd still breed nun Lucy, though.

Just in time for new Pope day!

Angle Judgement would be ideal as one of Pope Leo XIV's Swiss Guard

ASSazel:

>>8808903
How'd she get so voluptuous?

>>8808986
A steady diet of pancakes and my cum

Azazel's asshole is probably really well-trained.

Michael & Lucy getting their tits out for the lads:

>>8809247
They really love popsicles, I see.

>>8808996
Bimbo Azazel is best Azazel.

I wish to use this Cerberus Design for a Garmr Commission

>>8809593
What's Garmr gonna do?

>>8809782
My idea was Garmr and Cerberus side by side with Garmr having being the bigger assets. in a Second Picture, Cerberus Combines and Reveals She has the Same size boobs as her Mother

>>8809865
Nice, like mother like daughter. I definitely want to see that, any artist in particular you're thinking of?

>>8809782
>What's Garmr gonna do?
Me
>pic
>loves Anime
>>8809893
Garmr: 'Ara~ Ara~...!'

>>8809893
Suvorov is a High Contender as he’s always accepting Comms, I would’ve like Anikiki But his rates are too high even with my Discount, Another one is Heppari but their comms are closed. Also I’m currently waiting on a Garmr Comm from a artist and seeing if it’s worth commissioning him again for this idea

>>8809917
What's the commission? I'd save Anikiki for Behemoth or Ziz.

>>8809930
If you’re asking what’s the new Commission I’m waiting for, It’s a Garmr pinup

Chubby

>>8810042
Holy cow, how did Azzy get so fit?!

>>8810082
A very strict training regime from Michael

>>8810056
Me bulging out Lucy's belly.

>>8810705
Amazon Judgement is best Judgement.

>>8810931

Amazon Judgement always delivers:

Coffee Goblin

>>8810986
Tall with leather, my favorite type.

>>8811388
Checked for Garmr's dubs.

>>8811764
Dubs?

Azzy is being blessed with smooches by Lucy & Justice this Sunday:

>>8812006
She wanted notes on demon kissing, so they gave a demonstration instead.

>>8812064
>demon kissing
>they gave a demonstration
>demon stration
I see what you did there

>>8812099

...and Modeus didn't see what Azzy would do here:

A lil sneak peek at a Garmr Comm because it’s mother’s day

>>8812236

Any new Garmr art is welcome. Certainly in garb that isn't what is usually seen:

Garmr, the Mother of Cerberus
"A mortal, caring for my daughter? I'm surprised he hasn't been eaten yet! Poor girls, all alone with such an owner!"
"I assure you, Sathanas, Asuka is the best girl. Don't bring out the axe, let me explain."
>Garmr is the mother of Cerberus, her only daughter
>She was interim High Prosecutor after Beelzebub's rebellion while Justice and Judgement recovered
>She made public examples of troublemakers, her methods so brutal that crime plummeted during her time in office
>She happily gave it to Judgement, however, citing how demanding the duty was
>She did find one interesting thing during that time
>the Infernal Flame is a unique magic, producing blue-hot flames that scorch body and soul
>With this power, she can burn just about anything to ash, making Sathanas' hellfire breath look like a Zippo in comparison
>She prefers to intimidate with it, ending fights before they begin by showing a single tongue of Infernal Flame on her finger
>Her fangs are much larger than a normal demon's, which allows her to bite through tanks, bunker doors, etc;
>Once in her grasp, pray that she shows mercy to you
>Or at least that your death is a quick one
1/2

>She doesn't care for the politics of Hell, being friendly to Lucifer and Beelzebub in equal measure
>She is loyal to Lucifer first and foremost, however
>Sathanas is her second-favorite, sparring with and having fun in general with her
>It helps that they have almost the same accent and taste in food and drink
>She is sterile, a fact she is ashamed of
>She made a deal with Beelzebub before the Great Flood
>She would give her left eye in exchange for the opportunity to give birth just once
>Beelzebub accepted, and what followed was a beautiful, wonderful nine months for Garmr
>To this day, she will speak at length about it
>She gave birth to Cerberus, triplets with one soul between them
>Despite her tough/goth exterior, Garmr loves her daughter more than anything in Creation
>If Cerberus ever was in danger, absolutely nothing nothing would stop Garmr from coming to her rescue
>She doesn't like anybody knowing about her love of her daughter, nor her love of anime and cosplay
>Her favorites are Cowboy Bebop and Evangelion, but she usually watches the more moe stuff like Lucky Star
>That's Cerberus' favorite, and they watch it together
>Don't interrupt them for any reason, unless you want to be their dinner
2/2
Happy Mother's Day, Garmr!

Happy Birthday and Happy Energy Sword Sunday, /htg/!
~ Your friends at /hg/ - Halo + Marathon General

I posted this about 2 years ago, but it's just as true today.
>Helltaker is a setting along the same lines as Monster Musume
>Our strange fascination with monster girls extends to demons and angels as well
>Since the days of ancient Greece and before, we have been in love with the divine, quite literally
>There's more than a few people in mythology who have tried to seduce gods and goddesses, and Aphrodite outright instigated some of those affairs, having many lovers herself
>Even now in our modern era, people draw art and write stories about different deities loving them. The favorite nowadays are demon girls
>I suppose that this is because demon girls are seen as being more open to sleeping with mortals, seeing as they have little to no rules to follow
>This brings us to the game itself
>You play as a man who has a dream about having a harem of demon girls
>Instead of dismissing it as a fantasy and moving on, he goes down into Hell to get himself that harem
>Think about that
>Helltaker had a dream, and instead of doing what everyone else does and see it as merely a dream, he goes into HELL in order to make his dreams a reality
>If we all had that kind of drive, we would get a lot more done, like land on Mars
>Lazy NASA bastards
>And not only does he go into Hell to get a harem, he actually ACCOMPLISHES this next-to-impossible goal
>Nobody else has done this, as Lucy says that he was the first to turn down her offer of servitude
1/2

>The allegory is thus:
>Helltaker represents the human will to accomplish our goals, no matter how impossible they may be
>Hell represents the seemingly unconquerable odds in front of us, imposing and somewhat terrifying at first glance
>These odds are stated as such in the intro: "It was, however, not an easy dream to achieve. It could cost you your life."
>But just as Helltaker got his harem and earned his happy ending, so too shall we if we keep pushing forwards in spite of the odds
>I think Helltaker himself said it best when he said, "When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough."
>So take a lesson from this Chad. Take a chance and accomplish your dreams no matter the odds
>And if things don't quite work out the way you thought they would, do what Helltaker does, make the most of it and have some fun doing so.
2/2
Happy birthday, lads.

>>8812571
Thanks, how are things over there?

>>8812931
We've also been forced to integrate a lime green game into our general despite no one actually talking about it.

>>8812479
>>8812485
Cute, I like it
Fun Fact: In her bio that Suvorov made, I was about to put she has heat cycles but it was too cliche and stereotypical for Animal Human OC’s

Nikita: 'Ara~ Ara~...!':

More for Azzy to note down.

>>8807929 (OP)
you forgot the subject you goof

teh dogis r luud:

>>8813425
Infinite pleasure loop incoming in T-minus 10 seconds.

>>8813298
Azzy was tired that day, Mother's Day is hectic in Heaven and lasts a whole week before and after the day.

>>8814284
>comics

How did you get into the Touhou scenario, Pande?!

>>8814385
Charon got drunk with Malina and accidentally ferried her there somehow.

>>8814691

Perhaps via a forgotten tributary of the Styx which leads via a dimensional gateway to Gensokyo. Incidentally, there's a Touhou-related version - a parody if you will - of Vanripper's creation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZLw1jj-uEM

So I guess it's not impossible for a demon to visit that realm where Yokai exist.

Looking fine in that gold bikini, Malina:

>>8814869
>bikini
>69

Judgement looking very sexual in hers:

Gyaru Bitch:

>>8814385
>>8814691
>>8814852
>"*Hic*, ah crap, wen' da wrong way agin. Well, I'm gonna sober up, see ya in a day 'r so."
>"...I suppose a library isn't as bad as customer service. I'll make do here as soon as I find coffee."

>>8814877
Zdrada should grow her hair out, it looks great on her

>>8815114
>wanting to see more long haired Bitch

Ask, and you shall receive:

Lucifer's drunk again, wat do?

>>8815696

Get drunk with her:

Supposedly we’re getting more comics from vanripper

>>8815785
When?

>>8815921
He didn’t say, he just said they’re just waiting to be drawn

We've got a Helltaker series up and coming: https://youtu.be/4UBPgKyk7og?si=tuSF1nm06Eawo7IY

>>8816305
Finally, Vivziepop will know what true quality looks like.

>>8816570
>what true quality looks like
>Vivziepop
>Hazbin Hotel
>two series beyond a mere pilot on YouTube
Amazon does

>>8816945
>Amazon
>Knowing quality

>>8817315
>two series of HH
That's a quality which proves subjective opinions wrong. Speaking of which
>pic
Well, would you look at that. Someone likes Hazbin Hotel or he wouldn't have created this opinion-destroying pic. Who? the creator of Helltaker.
Hazbin Hotel is truer quality. Vanripper agrees, don't bother him about it.

>>8817416
Alastor would love it in Vanripper's Hell. There's computers and phones, but I doubt that they're nearly as widespread as they are in Viv Hell

It's DOOM: The Dark Ages day.

id... I mean I'd bet that Taker is playing that id Tech 8-based Rip and Tear-fest right now. Meanwhile, Daisy:

>>8817792

Aldegon a cute:

...especially by Vanripper.

id... I mean I'd love to know what Azazel's asking the Marauder here:

>>8817793
That's one big bunny.

>>8818091

...for you:

New Garmr Piece

>>8818171
Love it, I'm digging the scars.

>>8818171
More hot wolf MILF is always welcome

>>8818289
The braids make her cuter.

>>8818738
I’m thinking about redesigning her hair, maybe More Viking Like

>>8807929 (OP)
Question: From easiest to hardest, how difficult would it be to convince each demon girl (and Azazel) to strip down completely before you (without the context of having sex), and why? And how would you go about doing it?

>>8819006
Well, as it's not difficult in persuading Michael to get in the nud for a dicking sesh...!

>>8819006
Modeus would be the easiest for obvious reasons, she'll do it even without prompting. I would say that Pandemonica would be the hardest, she's more into leather than stripping down. You'd have to brew a ton of coffee to convince her to do so.

>>8818846
Sounds perfect for her, what would it look like?

>>8819715
Keeping her two side braids as I like those, Losing the big puffy hair in the back as it’s too much like Baikan. I’m thinking maybe just giving her a long wolfcut with a braid going down the middle of it

>>8819769
Give her a no-dachi to keep the weaboo aspect of her there.

>>8819917
Oh for sure, Not messing around with her personality but it’s just her hair that needs a different look. Speaking of which I almost made her into a ‘Ara Ara’ Type Milf Personality but went with a more dommy mommy personality to fit with her mother wolf aesthetic

>>8819973
Smart choice, she looks like a top who'll breed all night.

>>8820449
Who's the lucky groom?

>>8820758
>Who's the lucky groom?

>>8820787
No, she's the one presiding over the wedding(s).

>>8821092
God can preside over herself marrying Michael. She's God. She's omnipresent after all, so it's nothing for her to be in two places at once.

Imagine Azazel blessing you this Sunday by riding your dick:

>>8821419
>Dat hair
She's never cut it even once in her entire existence.

>November 30, 1938, Heaven.
>Michael had just heard of his death
>While sorrowful, she is glad that she'll finally get to meet him
>The man who asked her icon to find a traitor, and whom she gave the answer to
>Officially, angels are not supposed to respond to prayers to icons, as it encourages idol worship, but something about this man grabbed onto her
>When he named his movement after her, Michael was immediately interested in him
>She ordered daily reports on the movement, and on the man himself
>She had never been in love before, but she soon was in love with him
>As time passed, that love only grew stronger
>She knew that relations between mortals and angels was banned, but she couldn't help herself
>Even if they weren't banned, he's married, so it's a hopeless love
>But an archangel has feelings, too, damn—er, darn it
>Even Michael, who is normally stern and rarely smiles
>Nobody talked to her about it, either
>Not only because she hid it well, but the last angel who teased her about it was beaten within an inch of her life
>She's still in traction
>Dumbass
>But now, finally, she'll get to see him, the man who was called "Captain" and stole her heart
>That angel with the headset, Carolina, and the angel with short straight hair, Daciana, stood on both sides of her
>The gates were opened, bright light shining through
>As it died down, she saw him
>Michael stood silent for a moment
>Carolina asked if they should show him where he would live, but stopped when she saw Michael's face
1/3

>It was entirely red, and trying it's best not to smile
>Was the archangel okay?
>Before she could ask, however, Michael made a noise that can only be described as a strained squeal before falling backwards
>As both Daciana and Carolina stood stunned, the man ran over, knelt down, and asked if she was alright
>Michael, red as a cherry, opened her eyes, gave a goofy smile, looked at the man, and said,
>"I am now, Codreanu. I, the archangel Michael, love you."
>This isn't quite what he imagined heaven would be like
>Or what the archangel Michael would be like
>The other two angels asked if Codreanu wanted to be shown where he would be living
>First, he got Michael up with their help, and then followed them
>Michael gave a weird little wave, and then turned around
>Realization.jpg
>She put her face in her hands, then beat them against the sides of her head
>"Stupid, stupid, stupid! Why did I tell him?!"
>She hears a cough behind her and turns
>It's another angel
>Michael gave that angel a look that would scare Lucifer
>If looks could kill, that angel would be very dead
>The angel SPRINTED away from her in terror
>Michael turns back around
>"I've got to get to Gabriel, she always gives good advice"
>She spreads her wings and takes off to Gabriel's home
2/3

>"So that's why I've come here, Gabriel. Have you ever had someone you've loved like that?"
>"No."
>"Well, what would you advise for me? I'm worried that I've made the wrong impression on him."
>"You have. And my advice would be this: attempt to heal relations between the both of you. Talk about the Legion he led, or of his homeland, Romania. Or perhaps about Heaven."
>"But how can I? I can't even stand up correctly around him!"
>"Simply focus on the topic at hand, and do not deviate. Deviation will only lead to embarrassment of yourself."
>"...(Sigh). Well, I'm going to his home. It's time to bite the bullet"
>"Biting bullets has nothing to do with the task at hand. And I would not advise doing so in any other situation."
>"...Thanks, Gabriel."
>She ends up fixing the situation with Codreanu, but still has a crush on him
>She calls him daily, and has a framed picture of him on her desk
>In short, she's utterly lovesick when around him and often thinks of him
>Codreanu is flattered, but he doesn't reciprocate her love, seeing her as a friend only
3/3

>>8822111
Holy digits, Lil' Azzy has truly blessed you Lorebro. Have a Seraphim.

>>8822670
Azazel's got her hands on transform spells, I see.

>>8822111
Fuckin checked

I want Astaroth to step on me and call me a disgusting worm.

>>8823325
Astaroth is pure sex in heels

>>8823357
Headcanon: whereas Pandy is into pain, Astaroth is more into humiliation and degradation. She might go soft on a guy she actually loves, but even then, it ends up almost sounding patronizing.

>>8823411

Headcannon (155mm): Pande caused pain to someone Astaroth liked. Pande wished she hadn't:

>>8823436
>"You, my little paper-pusher, dared to harm my Lil' Lucy. Now you shall know what it's like to live without limbs for a while."
>"...I suppose that I won't be able to get my coffee?"
>"Your coffee is what spilt all over him! You think yourself sadistic? Oh-hoho, I am FAR more sophisticated in such artistry than you, 'Scharführer~"

>>8823411
>>8823436
>>8823636
The only being that Monika fears is Astaroth scorned; nobody fucks with the Spymaster and gets away with it.

>Astaroth sat cross-legged on the plush carpet of her private chamber
>Before her, spread across a vanity table, lay an assortment of mortal cosmetics—lipsticks in every shade, glittering eyeshadow palettes, contour kits sharp as can be.
>And at the center of it all, basking under the glow of soft candlelight, was Lil’ Lucy, coiled up and waiting patiently for his makeover.
>"Okay, babe," Astaroth said, slipping into the heavy Valley girl accent she never let anyone else hear. "Tonight? We are gonna slay. Like, more than your venom does. we’re making you, like, drop-dead gorgeous."
>Lil’ Lucy flicked his tongue, utterly delighted.
>Astaroth grabbed a soft brush and dusted a shimmering highlight onto the top of his little snake head.
>"Look at my little king with his crown!" she cooed.
>Then, with precise, practiced strokes, she applied a tasteful layer of deep crimson eyeshadow around his beady eyes.
>"OML, you look like a model. Like, if they had snake models? You’d be the greatest."
>Lucy gave a happy little hiss, completely content to be pampered.
>"Okay, my turn," Astaroth said, reaching for a deep, hellfire-red lipstick.
>She leaned toward the vanity mirror, expertly painting her lips with the confidence of someone who had conquered both battlefields and beauty tutorials.
>A final swipe of black eyeliner wings, and she grinned. "Ugh, perfection. Who is she? Oh wait—she’s me."
>Lucy nudged her hand expectantly.
>"Oh, you want the finishing touch?" Astaroth gasped dramatically. "Say less, babe."
>From a secret drawer, she pulled out the pièce de résistance: a tiny, adorable ribbon, black with little brasen skulls, just the right size for a snake. With practiced hands, she carefully tied it around Lil’ Lucy’s neck.
>She gasped. "Stop. Stop it right now. You’re the cutest thing I have ever seen in my immortal existence."
>Lil’ Lucy flicked his tongue, basking in the attention of being the softest little king of Dis.

Astaroth is the Goddess of Sex:

>>8824260
That's the narrowest midsection I've ever seen, she doesn't even need a corset!

>>8824260
And industry, she'll never let you forget how she's the greatest witch-engineer in Hell.

>>8824260
Yeah, I'd worship that.

>>8824762
And that's a good thing.

>>8824260
>Goddess of Sex
Modeus would challenge that position.

>>8825468
Sex-off?

>>8825826
How else do you resolve such a situation?

>>8826891
Belphegor always eats yet never gains a pound. Just how powerful is her stomach acid?!

>>8827141
Powerful enough to erode tungsten in seconds.

>>8827353
Holy shit, she's got it in her hair!

>>8827589
Take Mammon's words to heart, Anon. She's a liar, but she's dead serious here:

>>8828068
I love the fox ears

>>8828968
I'd die for the Emperor for her.

>>8828673
If you scratch them she'll do whatever you want

I think I fucked up, is Belle gonna eat me now?

>>8830086
You gotta treat her like a lady, she has class you know.

Beautiful Bunny Beel's Bouncy Boobs:

>>8830758
Beautiful Bubs Beelzed.

>>8830086
If it's any consolation, you'll be a great dinner for her.

Lucy is in need of a good hard dicking:

>>8831658

...and a dicking she gets:

...meanwhile, Malina's getting her tits out for the lads:

>>8831658
>>8831662
Like a loving married couple.

>>8831681
>"Can't you see I'm really hot right now?"
Hot indeed

Buff Zdrada finally takes her top off:

>>8832671

Bitch Tits:

On this Sunday, here's Azzy blessing us by wearing a gold bikini:

>>8832821
She's got silver too in case Modeus tries to get handsy.

>>8833256

Here's Modeus getting handsy with Judgement:

>>8833553
Dr. Modeus needed to test her new aphrodisiacs out; it was a 50/50 chance of it working or being toxic gas.

>>8834021

No aphrodisiacs required when fucking Michael's tits:

>>8834284
Her muscles are the aphrodisiac.

Metatron is the superior angle.

>>8834918
She looks a little goth

>>8834918
Never thought I'd fall for Enoch, but here we are.

>>8835822
Birdie Azzy is best Azzy.

Latex Lucy's Lusts Last Longer

>>8836592
That's because she's got a latex fetish that she's kept under wraps until Helltaker showed up.

>>8836592
How much longer?

>>8838003

As long as you can stand - along with Lil' Anon down there - not ravaging the hot demonic sexpot that is Lucy:

>>8838154
>See-through latex
Even better!

>>8837708
I bet she snores like the buzzing of thousands of flies.

An appropriate outfit for the Beelzing of Bubs:

>>8839004
>Turning the lights off
Fuck that, I want to see the absolute beauty that is her bubs!

Beel's daughter has big bubs too:

>>8839522

She's a big girl:

>>8839711
For you
>(she hates being big, but she loves that you don't mind.)

>>8839972
Those abs could grate diamond into dust.

Malinka best grill

>>8840341
No, Justice has the best grill.

>>8839711
>>8839972
How can one Nephilim be so muscular yet so thicc?

>>8840834

There are times when Pande's horns grow. That's because they store her extra Sadism energy. Baphomet's horns become fatter when she stores extra 'Ara~ Ara~' energy in them. As Modeus is discovering here, Behemoth becomes more Amazonian & T H I C C to store extra Love energy:

>>8840978
>It's not the pleasure that Modeus is overwhelmed by, she's done just about everything there is to do
>It's the pure agape that she feels radiating off of Behemoth
>Pure, unconditional, absolute love
>This is what she's searched for her entire immortal life

Generic becomes T H I C Cer to store her extra Niceness energy:

>>8841545
You know, I think that I found her sin. >She's the demon that best represents Despair, the only sin that inherently denies you the chance of salvation because you yourself believe it impossible
>Despair was the cardinal sin of Judas. >Its typically merged into sloth now with another "lost" deadly sin that was prototype sloth.
>Despair is the utter lack of hope in creation.
>It was also called sorrow, but that is often mistaken for gloominess or melancholy which falls under that other sin that ultimately became sloth.
>For juxtaposition. Pride is Lucifer's Sin because he doesn't think he needs to repent.
>Despair is Judas' because he doesn't even think God CAN forgive him.
>As far as deadly sins go it should almost be the most powerful in a way, as it runs wholly antithetical to God, unlike pride, which just turns praise inwards and away from God.
>This also makes Generic depressed, suicidally so

>>8841979
>She's the demon that best represents Despair
Or she's the demon that breast... I mean best represents Dis Pair
And she was basically thrown out of Heaven for being TOO nice

teh dogis r luud:

Your mouth will be agape at the size of Modeus's tits:

>>8841998

...and here she is getting them out for the lads:

A Skullgirls crossover:

>>8842005
>crossover
>Malina as a character in a certain videogame by Yoko Taro

I want to be near her tomato:

Belphegor just heard about Heaven breaching the Hell's Gate. Now she's trying to figure out how to tell everyone the news without spoiling the party she threw.

>>8842229
I love when old paintings are used as a reference for AI, it's appreciating the work all over again!

>>8842229
Even insane jesters frown, I guess. Poor girl doesn't know who to trust.

>>8842009
>Tomato
Is this some lewd innuendo I've never heard of?

We are truly blessed by angle Generic this Sunday. With additional Azzy at no extra cost:

>>8843266
Yes:
https://greensdictofslang.com/entry/3bom2oa

>>8843284
Can we get angle tomato too?

>>8843479

No doubt you want to be near Michael's tomato:

>>8843542
Muscular Michael is best Michael.

>>8843542
>>8843835
Ideal ball-drainer body.

>>8844281

You would empty your nuts into Michael's slutty womb:

>>8844541
>The clothes change
Magic's weird sometimes.

>>8842229
I want to hug the poor girl.

>"Why do I smile? It's simple, really.
>Imagine a house of mirrors, a labyrinth of confusion and chaos.
>You think that's confusing? Try looking inside my head. It's a funhouse of feasts, a carnival of carnage!
>And yet, when I reflect in juuuuuust the right way...there she is.
>Black pigtails, prim and proper, utterly unaware of the madness around her.
>Such innocence....such stupidity.
>Frankly, I think i look and feel better like this! Think about it: I'm free to do whatever I so please without answering to ANYONE!
>Not God, not Lucifer, not even reason!
>Madness, my dear Anon, is freedom.
>So smile, laugh out loud, as loud as you wish! Have fun, enjoy the sweets of this world and skip to your lou!
>Sing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah while the world cries over things that they'll laugh at in 20 years!
>Everyone else can have their senses, their boring-as-bum jobs and their faux offense.
>I'll just lay back and set up a chair or two when they lose their minds and want to start over.
>They'll see, and so will you. Hmhm, after all, they always do~."

>>8842229
Found the perfect theme for her,:
>https://youtu.be/-XGyXQZU0mo?si=I9vO49RChJif0Utx

>>8845204
>Filename
Makes sense.

>>8845408
>>8845204
>Belphie's hairstyle
More like Harley Quinn

>The diner was quiet that night
>Same patrons, same food, same waitress
>Claire was never one for action, so this job was a heaven for her
>The bell on the door rang as a rather unusual customer came in
https://youtu.be/sUWcNZHtMDo?si=ueGMJj6rzIVlO8Eu
>She had long white hair, tied into two massive pigtails
>She had a red skirt, jabot, stockings, heels and gloves
>Heck, even her irises were red!
>Her face was young, without any blemish
>She skipped as she came up to the counter
>Her white blouse was coated in blood, and she was smiling innocently
>The girl plopped a still-warm spinal column on the counter, like she expected change in return for it
>The cook, a slightly rotund man named Jim, cocked an eyebrow. This isn't his first time dealing with morbid pranksters
>"It isn't Halloween, little lady. Very impressive costume, though."
>He swore that she clenched her jaw at the word "little"
>She continued to smile politey as Jim continued, her grin twitching
>"I'm sure you think that this is funny, but that prop's making a mess and the smell's putting people off their food. Get going."
>The girl giggled and leaned in close
>Her voice was a high-pitched Brooklyn accent, boiling over with faux sweetness
>"Your nose is really big, mind if I play 'Got Your Nose'?"
>"Wha—"
>Before he could pull back, the girl bit down hard, ripping his nose off with her teeth
1/4

>A cast-iron pot to her face caused her to stumble back, as Jim slid down to the floor in pain
>As Claire tended to the wound as best she could, calling for someone to dial 911, the girl laughed a little harder
>"Gee, Italians DO taste different! Needs a little sauce, though."
>One man tried to restrain her, she ducked and socked him right in the stomach
>As his dinner came up, she clicked her tongue at him, her chin dripping blood
>"Now that's no way to treat a lady, especially when you don't even know her name!"
>"W-what the hell are you?"
>"The name's Belphegor!"
>She pulls out a playing card with her face on it, smiling a toothy grin, its edges shining like a blade
>"My card~"
>With a flick of her wrist, she threw the card directly at the man's throat. It sliced all the way to the spine, severing the esophagus and jugular veins with ease
>Another man rushed her, but she grabbed him by the throat and lifted him up
>She squeezed the locust head on her jabot, a pink gas coming out of the mouth and into the man's face
>Ar first, he struggled against her grip. In seconds, he began to guffaw.
>Belphegor put him down as he started to laugh hysterically, his face twisting into a rictus grin and his eyes bulging in strain
>"Just remember sweetums, it takes more muscles to frown than to smile! Although with the way you're laughing, you'll pull a few muscles, haha!"
2/4

>Belphegor clapped her hands once loudly
>"Alrighty, let's see what's on the menu for this fine, fine, FINE evenin'!"
>She skips over to a table, where an old couple is sitting
>She spots their rings and gasps dramatically
>"Dawwww, what a CA-YOOTE pair you two make! 'Till Death do us part', right~?"
>The wife begins to have a heart attack, and the husband holds her close and tries to calm her down
>"Maggie, don't go please! I love you, your grandchildren love you!"
>Belphegor snorts
>"Not much I can do about cardiac stuff, old top. Buuuuut, I CAN make it so she doesn't go alone~"
>As the old man looks fearfully at her, she opens her mouth, revealing many rows of sharp dagger-like teeth behind the first row
>"After all, a girl's gotta eat, and I'm seein' a twofer right in fronta me~"
>The first bite takes off the shoulder and a large portion of the thorax; she grabs his severed arm before it hits the ground
>She thinks as she chews, then speaks with her mouth full of gore
>"Hm, *smack*, a bit tougher than I expected. Have you been working out?"
>He could not answer, as blood loss had taken him
>Belphegor shrugged and continued to eat, giving her commentary about the taste to the remaining people in the diner, of which there were very few since everyone else ran out
>Claire stabbed her with a knife, attempting to stop her from her horrifying excuse for "supper"
>The wound bled an ichor, black as pitch and scalding to mortal flesh
>Claire screamed and grabbed her hand as the parts covered by the blood slowly melted
>Belphegor winced and giggled as she took the knife out without effort
>"Gee, you don't know what am, do ya~? Well, here's a teensy-tiny secret...."
>She whips around in a blur and leans in so close that their noses touch
>"...I'm a demon. And you just put a hole in my blouse, you idjit!"
3/4

>She grabs Claire by the face and begins to slowly squeeze
>"Let's see what's inside your head to make ya think that was a good idea, shall we~?"
>Suddenly, gunshots ring out, striking Belphegor in the chest and cheek
>She lets go of Claire and moves like quicksilver sideways, as shouts of "GET DOWN!" and "SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!" Penetrate the diner atmosphere
>More gunshots, then the sound of two necks snapping and two bodies hitting the tile
>Belphegor sits down on one of the counter stools and shows off her bullet wounds
>To Claire's horror, the wounds have already almost healed, flesh reknitting itself before her very eyes!
>"Lead ain't gonna hurt THIS jester! Neither did that cast iron, by the way; nice quick thinkin', though~"
>Belphegor stretches her arms and legs, casually getting off the stool and grabbing the two bodies of the officers
>"I'll take these guys instead; more meat on the bones, I'm sure you get it. Plus, I can pay their families a visit for dessert!"
>She picks both of them up like carrion and heads out the door
>She struggles a bit with getting it open, then with fitting herself and the corpses out it
>"Stupid darn...ung, come on now, move your butts!...uh, guess you can't now, huh?"
>She finally makes her way out, leaving parting words with Claire:
>"See ya, lady! I loved your service, with the free food and everythin', hahaHA! It's been a gas."
>When Claire stumbled out of the diner into the night air an hour later, she could hear the sound of bone crunching and viscera being chewed on coming from an alleyway
>She didn't dare investigate
4/4

>>8845968
>>8845975
>>8845980
>>8845992
Stephen King would be proud, we certainly are.

>>8845992
>"Plus, I can pay their families a visit for dessert!"

Lucy getting her tits out for the lads:

>>8846564
Fortunately, divine tits are gravity-defying.

>>8846564
What would a titfuck from her feel like?

>>8847269
>69

It would be the sweetest experience imaginable:

>>8847321
She oughta clean that, it's gonna get sticky in a bad way.

>>8847697
And then after that keep a Nutella-filled pancake in her cleavage

>>8847775
I wonder if Hell has balls like on Earth? I'd like to see Lucy waltz.

>>8848060
Naturally, Astaroth usually throws them in her tower in Dis; Good thing it's soundproof!

I got the horns on this one, don't know if it's better than the last one though.

>>8848060
>>8848627
>Astaroth

What you'll always find in her balls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkM

Well I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
'N' they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls
We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)

Ahhhh, gotta love things dripping with gratuitous double entendres. With such prominent balls, Lucy always comes in an elegant outfit:

>>8849489

>double entendres

Fun fact for you to note down, Azzy: even the word 'Innuendo' is an innuendo: 'In-Your-End-O'. Just look up 'Finbarr Saunders', Az. (Oo-er! Fnarr-fnarr!)

>>8849489

Deep in such balls, Bitch wears the sluttiest dress imaginable;

Thus before long, someone will be balls deep in her.

>>8849501
Zdrada with heart eyes stirrs something in me, lads.

Whilst more appropriately dressed, Malinka is pleased that Astaroth's balls supply raspberry vodka:

...and would a certain someone like to see more Heart Eyes Bitch?

>>8849711
Absolutely, here's another smiling Malinka:

>>8849839

Ask, and you shall receive:

...oh, and appreciate the rare smiling Malinka. Thx.

>>8849849
No heart eyes, but we've got a big Raspberry here:

>>8849990

That's a big Malina.

...and have a Big Bitch:

>>8850004
And now for one big Nephilim queen!

>>8850182
Poor girl needs her choker just to sleep in a mortal bed, that's why she loves her room.

At one of Astaroth's fancy dress balls, Lucy's come as Morrigan Aensland from Capcom's Darkstalkers:

...and every male will come too.

>>8850939
Is the Scottish accent included? It'd be hilarious to hear her try to stay posh with it

At said fancy dress ball, Judgement is feeling rather unsure about dressing up as Felicia though:

>>8851285

The Edinburgh accent is quite posh.

Belial's at the ball, as Roman as ever.

>>8851596
She's disappointed because there's no Garum sauce at the buffet table.

Meanwhile, Malina's hitting the sauce to avoid being hit on by all the men while she's dressed as a bunny:

>>8851604
I didn't know that imps were allowed into Astaroth's balls for anything other than servitude. Lucifer probably made her exempt them.

At Astaroth's fancy dress ball, Justice & Azazel are dressed as police officers and Modeus is cosplaying as Gawr Gura:

Modeus: 'A'

>>8852322
>The little demon ducky in the bottom right
Checked and I knew Astaroth had bath toys.

>>8852025
She made her exempt Helltaker, too.

>>8852866
>"It should have been moi."

>>8852866
Checked, here's another Monika.

Even Michael has the balls to bless one of Astaroth's balls held this Sunday:

>>8853995
>Astaroth told her to disguise, she's not going to openly let an Archangel attend anything if she can help it

>>8854228

Doesn't matter, with what Michael's wearing she'll make the men there 'ascend' to Heaven:

>>8854264
>Michael showing so much skin in public
Scandalous!

Shamsiel is as happy as ever this Pentecost!

>>8854968
>Pentecost

What is the cost of a Pente?

>>8855014
A degree in theoretical physics for Leliel.

What Lucy's wearing at one of Astaroth's fetish balls:

>>8855568
>"I leave for an hour, and Modeus has turned my glorious and elegant gala into A WHOREHOUSE?!"
>"Madame, it was très ennuyeux with all the... covering up of bodies. I simply made it more entertaining for us!"

>>8855587

You're one to talk, Assy:

>>8855595
>"That was under duress of Lucifer, I'm not one to defy our Queen!"

>>8855014
About tree fiddy.

>>8856017
I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you god damn Leviathan!

>>8856491

I want to love this feesh body and sole:

>>8856511

...but I'd fuck her mother's tits:

>>8856516
you and me both

>>8856511
I'd enter her captain's quarters, of you catch my drift.

>>8856491
So if she's Jörmangandr, doesn't that mean her true form is as long as the circumference of Earth?

Anons where do i find porn anymore?
Rule34x is mid.
Rule34 paheal is unusable
Sanplex nosedived in quality.
Gelbooru has nothing.
e6 nothing wrong there, just niche
And danbooru doesnt have a lot either (and is account locked)

I just want me some pandemonica.

>>8857821 (me)
I should add, I'm also not just looking for helltaker stuff. I did read the OP.
This general just seems nice to ask in for general porn sites.

>>8857827
Hentair2read seems okay, as does E-hentai. This guy's got a full list here: https://theporndude.com/best-porn-comic-sites

>>8857949
>Maxwell
THAT'S WHAT BEEL'S HUSBAND LOOKS LIKE?!

>>8858449
And he knows how to beelze the bubs.

Malina, why did you get Azzy drunk again?

>>8859165

The amount of blush displayed by this ASSazel is very acceptable

>>8859183
I see that she's finally found the Lust Circle.

>>8859818

A rare Beel in a Cheongsam:

>>8859436
kek

>>8859818

More Lucy in a Cheongsam:

>>8859940
Looking fae today, Beel!

>>8859818
>Dat hairline

>>8861313
>>8861319

I like this new submissive - and breedable - Pande:

>>8861461
I just wish it wasn't ai...

>>8861482
Well, think of it this way: electric circuits are essentially identical to demonic sigils, so it's actually the perfect way to create this kind of art. Mammon's sigil even looks like it has symbols for a resistor and a capacitor in it!

>>8861482
>algorithms want a submissive & breedable Pandemonica
I for one welcome our new AI overlords.
>that in the movie Colossus; The Forbin Project

>AI art of Lucy as an 'Ara~ Ara~' dommy mommy
Nice

Judgement demands your cum

Bitch's tits are very breedable

>>8861920
Tighter than a pussy, they are.

>>8861920
Sauce?

Azazel x Modeus yuri:

>>8862468

>>8861920 ? By Sog0:

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sogo

>Sog0

teh dogis r luud:

>>8862699
Thanks and checked, absolutely gorgeous.

Buff Zdrada, the ultra-slutty Goth:

>>8863633
I demand more muscle demons and angels.

>>8863783

Ask, and you shall receive:

Will Amazon Judgement with a womb tattoo suffice?

>>8863876
Perfect, ab Zdrada's up next.

I bet that Hell has parades; Astaroth's new toys always get primacy of course.

>>8864196
Astaroth would consider 'parades' as too showy & vain.
Did Davoth 'parade' his forces prior to that final war with Doomguy & the Night Sentinels? Did the DoD parade 'Have Blue' prior to the F-117A used against the vain Saddam Insane?

>>8863783

Your demand this Sunday shall b blessed by the muscularity of Michael:

An OC demon getting her mouth round some angle minge:

>>8861313
>didn't we do this just 2 hours ago?

>>8861461
>hey, big guy, look what she's got
>n-no, wait

>>8861904
>come on, boy, give me that hot white stuff

>>8864810
I know we're supposed to worship God and not angels themselves, BUT.

>>8864976

I know we're supposed to worship angels' but, and themselves, not GOD:

>>8865029
Michael's got the biggest bubble butt in Heaven.

>>8857949
Behemoth needs to wish her dad a happy Father's Day!

>>8865488

Like Generic, Behemoth's only 'sin' is being TOO nice:

>>8865488
I want to give this big girl a big hug.

>>8865839
>Behemoth

She's a BIG girl:

>>8865916
Even better. BEEG girls are great.

>>8865946
That's good. Now try again:
>Behemoth
She's a BIG girl

>>8865963
5u

>>8866174
Heh, close enough for [spoiler]you[/spoiler] a Banepost.
More Behemoth. She's a BIG girl.

>>8866174
Heh, close enough for a Banepost.
More Behemoth. She's a BIG girl.

Remember this?:

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NEW THREAD COME ON IN BEFORE THE WORLD BLOWS UP: >>8866965

>>8866968
New thread needed

>>8867012
Hopefully this one stays up: >>8867021

>>8867022
Thx

>>8867022
That one's gone as well

>>8867097
Why the hell do they keep doing that?! We're on page 10! >>8867112

Goddamn it, what's with the threads being deleted?! Something about request threads not belonging here

For the love of Lucifer, please don't delete this thread; no rules have been broken, we just love our demon, angel, and ghost girls. >>8867151