Thread 8849202

Love the comics and these sexy loser girls.

If Gloomy takes requests I'd love to see an ENF situation

>I don't see any of them being size queens
That isn't what I asked Gloomy.
I asked how deep each of their respective pussies are.

need to sex the stinky lizard gremlin.
If Gloomy actually does come by, please draw her getting pounded.

>>8849333
It's pretty unlikely that I'll make NSFW of Cat Girl, but people are free to do fanart!

>>8849332
How's this?

>>8849774
NICE.
thread's off to a great start i see

>>8849594
I think everyone is around 2in deep, the only one I'd make an exception for is maybe Liz who's messed around with a cucumber or two but even then she can only max out at 3.
They're all virgins except Billie who once performed oral on a guy, it ended badly and they broke up.

>>8849791
2-3 inches? Like unaroused? How much can they lengthen when aroused? Otherwise they all might have vaginismus and I doubt every nerdy girl ever has that.
I'm sure you were never expecting to be asked this but it's important to me.

>>8849801
Unaroused, vaginas can expand. I assume they can all vary from 5-8in since that's the average.
You're right though, I never thought about it or expected to be asked it lol

>>8849803
Damn man can't you get more specific than that and tell us how much they lengthen when aroused each? I know for a fact that height has nothing to do with vaginal lengthening, so I would really just like to know how much they expand to in Billie, Aggie, Gwen, and Liz respectively.
I'm sure you're reluctant to answer but I would reaaally appreciate it.

>>8849805
I just like being able to change things later, so don't take this as GOSPEL...
>Billie: probably 7.5in
>Aggie: 8in
>Gwen: 6in
>Liz: 8in

>>8849808
Thank you Gloomy, this makes me very happy.

Requesting Gwen Facesitting some lucky anon.

>>8849774
>>8849205
>>8849202 (OP)

cute pubes

Now draw them [spoiler]doing taxes[/spoiler] understand if this might be too much.

Draw how each girl would react to taking a cumshot. Bonus for adding some line of dialogue on how they react to the taste

>>8850118
In case it wasn't clear, the cum has to be on them.

>>8850118
And you got a show tits at a minimum. Sorry if I seen like I keep adding onto it I should've just waited for my thoughts to be coherent before posting

>>8850118
Gloomy it must be too much too ask but if you do this can you do how they react to creampies too.

>>8850118
>>8850156
Gloomy please please please do these. It would make me and my dick's night. To

>>8850118
This one was funny to do
Sorry for the delay, I was out for a bit today

>>8850186
Diet mountain dew, thank you very much.

>>8850156
I drew Gwen and Billie-- I will make Liz and Aggie soon

>>8849633
I feel like Gwen would be really sweet about giving a blowjob, even if it's to a guy who's kinda mean

>>8849791
>They're all virgins except Billie who once performed oral on a guy, it ended badly and they broke up.
what's the theory on why it went bad? or is it like one of those things where she got overeager or learned bad habits from porn (probably since she's an artist and tried to learn from her references)?

>>8850243
It was her massive teeth

>>8849333
Cat Girl should have more rule34 but of Peter and maybe of Andi

Requesting the girls nude trying figure out how to proceed with sex ( looking on Google etc.) as the guy laid there hard.

>>8849624
it definitely would make sense for her to probably have done this a few times. i definitely think a lot of people have, especially with the Wii remotes. the whole vibrating angle of it definitely sparks curiousity, much like the infamous Harry Potter broomstick toy.

>>8849791
>>8849202 (OP)
which ones do we think would lose their virginities next? my guess would be
>Gwen
>Aggie
>Liz

>>8850186
>Billie's low self-esteem means she can't totally enjoy it
>Gwen is curious and horny
>Aggie is pissed since the guy she chose to fuck is shit and has gross cum
>Liz is absolutely having the time of her life, she probably waited years and fantasized for so long about this moment
All super in-character, I think that's neat!
Also, I feel like if Billie ever ended up with a guy who she could actually feel confident and comfortable banging, she'd probably have some amazing sex. While for Aggie, I feel like she probably fucks shitty guys since awful men are a guilty pleasure and while she's a "good feminist womxn" who's probably bi, shitty guys are a big fetish for her. I wonder if she'd fuck Kiwi or Elliot though.

>>8850219
Did Gwen have a religious upbringing? Or is it that she's just so sexually inexperienced that she thinks she has to bag the first guy who creampies her since it could lead to her getting pregnant?
>I will make Liz and Aggie soon
megabased

>>8850246
Rough. Probably makes her way more self-conscious too. Her hair probably also kept getting into her face too, so it was probably a whole disaster and the guy probably just felt bad.

I need a picture of All the girls after a bukkake session bonus if they worry about pregnancy or regret their decision but are still covered in cum anyways.

>>8850277
You get Aggie, I feel like it's most in-character for her
>>8850297
I think Aggie is next
>>8850333
She absolutely would hatefuck him
>>8850338
Gwen and Aggie were both raised heavily religious but Gwen was protestant and Aggie was catholic-- Gwen still very much believes

>>8850390
Holy shit dat ass.
Wish that was me.
Also why do you draw dicks a little off center.

>>8850397
Honestly, it's because I don't draw men as much as I draw women... Don't see a lot of dicks! I have to practice

>>8850239
Gwen giving a blowjob to a kinda mean Anon

Going off the final posts of the /co/ thread I would like to see some getting caught in the act or other plausible humiliating masturbation mishaps.

requesting public pool swimsuit malfunctions

>>8850603
I'm imagining that Kiwi hacked Liz's webcam, I will draw this soon
>>8850604
This is another one I definitely want to get to
>>8849880
I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN, PROMISE!!
I have a full day tomorrow, but I'll try to do all 3 of these at least tonight

>>8850581
Aww she's cute doing this. Great work! I imagine Gerald would be jealous lol

>>8850606
take your time Gloomy, i know your stuff is always worth it.

>>8850603
There's a fine line to walk, because more outrageous situations are hotter, but too outrageous and it looses the element of realism that makes failgirls attractive.

>>8850616
I don't imagine they'd ever get caught in the act, the act might never happen-- But it's theoretically possible for Kiwi to hack Liz's streaming cam while she gets off without her knowing

>>8850610
>>8850613
Thank you!! It's been really fun so far, if you're in the discord though you should try talking lol

hey i know this is /aco/ and all but i wanted to ask you gloomy, what happened with pic related? i liked her design and that other girl but i havent seen anything else with her.

>>8850729
I'm still developing that but it's also a backburner thing

>>8849774
I find it interesting that Liz has the most confidence in her nudity, just so long as you're not making fun of her height kek

No one asked but here’s their full names:

>Billie: Wilhelmina Hernandez
>Aggie: Agatha Sweeney
>Gwen: Gwendolyn Miller
>Liz: Lizard Thibodaux

>>8850866
Did her parents name her Liz or did she have it legally changed when she turned 18?

>>8850953
Her dad named her that

>>8851025
what a loving dad

Hey Gloomy could I request seeing Billie swallow down a huge mouthful of cum after a blowjob?

I don't wanna be that guy but when will we get the Aggie and Liz babymaking creampies reactions.

>>8851178
She actually loves her dad very much
>>8851216
Don’t worry, I’m gonna get to it— It’s like 9am for me, I just woke up (way too late)

>>8851216
Okay! I have several more to do lol

>>8851310
>Red pubes
I NEED HER
I NEED HER
JUST ONE LICK PLEASE
Thank you Gloomy

How off the mark am I when it comes to their positions
Gwen-Bottom
Billie-Bottom
Liz-Top
Aggie-thinks she's a top but is actually a bottom

>>8851474
Gwen is a top
Billie is a bottom
Liz is a switch
Aggie you're right about, dead right

>>8849880
FINALLY got to this one

Speaking of face sitting how would Aggie react to me shoving 2 and a half inches of tongue into her anus without asking her?
Also if she doesn't like mountain dew cum how which soda would she like? What about the other 3 girls?

>>8852086
Aggie would probably fold, she's secretly always wanted to try butt stuff and it makes her feel like the uke in a yaoi ship.
>Doesn't like Mtn Dew
No she's just surprised.
>Which soda does everyone like?
Aggie: Sparkling water from the grocery store
Gwen: Pepsi or Coke
Liz: Mtn Dew Code Red
Billie: Monster, Redbull or Rockstar

>>8852087
Any flavor of sparkling water or does she just really tangy cum.

>>8852090
>>8852087
Wait I think we both misunderstood.
We're talking about cum.
How do they like their cum to taste from guys?

>>8852090
>>8852091
Oh I see, yes we're both confused lol
I think Aggie would get used to Mtn Dew cum, the other girls probably all expect something normal except Liz who hears about Aggie's encounter and is excited for the possibility.

>>8852097
Damn Liz and Aggie are based.

>>8852001
>gwen is a top

Requesting her doing cowgirl crazy dominant style.

Pls draw billie (the lovable insecure latina) cosplaying as the lovable insecure asian. Igusa Haruka.

If too hard. Then pls doodle Billie in a SUPER skimpy bikini and she's embarrased.

>>8852001
>Liz is a switch
Makes sense. I could see her being really into pegging guys, but she really likes it when the guy takes control. Also, I like how much she enjoys it, she seems to really like it when guys give her sexual attention >>8851310, especially since it probably plays into her ideas that she's actually a Stacy in waiting.

>>8852001
>>8852062
Gwen being a top surprised me, mostly because of her Protestant background. I wonder how she broke out of that mindset and started getting around to doing sexual stuff. I still have the headcanon that she didn't start being sexually active until she started posting on Dashr, so my guess is that the site had something to do with it.

>>8852244
Here ya go!

>>8852001
>>8852062
Mischievous and horny Gwen is great. Her cute and innocent face with the look of lewd intentions hits that sweet spot between cute and hot.

>>8852268
Pierce Brosnan would be proud.
Also, does Gerald actually have a shot with Gwen or is that too much of a game spoiler when the game gets made?

>>8852268
Still planning on doing these 3? >>8850606

>>8852247
She's not entirely accurate... But that's cosplay I suppose
>>8852274
He has a legitimate shot if he ever had the courage to ask her out
>>8852291
I do plan on it, but I have some full-color commissions I have to do first. Not that this isn't fun, I just generally like to get my commissions out the next day after the customer pays so they know I see them as priority!

>>8852299
>Not that this isn't fun
This thread (as well as the /co/ DashrU thread) is fun and I've been thinking about more headcanons and theories for this than I have for any comic or cartoon I've watched or read lately.

>>8852302
That’s crazy! I’m honestly so happy people like it so much!!
Feel free to leave any headcanons (sfw or nsfw) as a reply to this or in the discord, I’d love to see them!

>>8852299
This is satisfactory.

Which of the girls would be best at twerking? How does each of them scale on it?

>>8852488
they are nerds so they all would probably suck. Billie at most gets a racial bonus to dancing from her latina ancestry.

>>8852502
Yeah I thought so, still it would be fun to see them all trying.

Speaking of face sitting can you tell us the hip circumferences in inches and the weight of all the girls?

>>8850866
I kinda wanna know how she got the name Lizard. Like imagining it's a Meg-Megatron situation

>>8852653
Her Mom was okay with it, they're kind of hippies

>>8852594
Also as long as you're taking your time draw their butts, let's get some anus peek too.

>>8852594
I'll tell you their weights ONLY
>Gwen: 275lbs
>Billie: 200lbs (has a lil gut)
>Aggie: 180lbs
>Liz: 160lbs

>>8852714
>ONLY
I was about to start crying and asking why then I saw
>Aggie: 5'6 and 180 pounds
Looks way to skinny in every pic of her I have seen to be 180 unless she's successfully storing it in a fatter pair of tits and fatter ass than you'd initially think.
So no wonder you won't tell us. They got the whole "super hot nerd girls hiding bodies" trope going on even while nude. Which is extra hot. Stuff like this better off as headcanon after knowing that.

I'm gonna do some more sketch requests later today, but if you want something in color or with more detail... I do have commissions open, you can shoot me a DM from the discord, I'll give you a quote to fit your specific budget.

>>8852763
I feel like I’ve seen lots of bodies that vary widely in how they carry their weight. You can make any of them as gross or as attractive as you want with these dimensions.

>>8853090
Yeah but Gloomy usually draws them as
>Aggie is the skinniest
>Liz is a short stack
>Gwen is just big in general
>Billie is only slightly chubby but has a notably huge ass whenever nude.
With those drawings at those heights and weights they're all sex bombs even if they don't seem like it. Even Gwen.

>>8853105
you mean SPECIALLY GWEN.

>>8853293
Gwen has the fattest tits and biggest ass if you're willing to take on the extra stomach yeah. She would be the most likely neolithic sex goddess but you can say the same for all 4 girls based on what we know, Aggie would be the most brutal matriarchal high priestess of the paleolithic.

>>8853105
I think I just really like drawing sexy girls, it's in my nature I guess. Even when I was a kid I was drawing pin ups.

Also sorry about the delay in requests, I found out some LatAm person has been stealing my characters to use for Eltingville roleplay or some shit. Kinda pissed me off, now I'm in a bad mood and every drawing comes out like shit! Oh well.

>>8853305
what the fuck?

>>8853305
>I found out some LatAm person has been stealing my characters to use for Eltingville roleplay
What like they made Roblox models using them for a roleplay game or something?
>I think I just really like drawing sexy girls, it's in my nature I guess
That's not a bad thing

>>8853309
>>8853310
So I've gotten some confused emails saying I need to stop making Dashr U because I'm using a character design I supposedly sold? I never did that.

>That's not a bad thing
Good! I'll continue once I get out of this funk.

>>8853313
Which character, and can't you update the design in the worst case scenario. Sounds like a 50% chance it's a scam.
Sorry about this on behalf of all spics I hear autism is 100% worse there but it goes under reported by the western media, assuming it is someone being fully sincere.

>>8853318
It's Billie.
The person appears to be just drawing fanart of Billie with Eltingville guys they ship with. It's not like I care if it was actual fanart, but they're claiming they designed her or that she's an OC.
I offered to design the person a new OC that would be theirs and that they could use for whatever.

>>8853318
nah from what i saw in the xitter post it's just some dumbass claiming Billie is their character, but with a different name and edgier.

that being said, congrats Gloomy there's now actual coldsteel the hedgehog donut steals of your characters.

>>8853322
I mean worst case scenario if you get a international litigation you can always do a "Dashr U special"
>Wow Billie you look different
>Thanks I got a hair cut, and changed up my wardrobe
I still don't think you should back down though, call her a unoriginal torta white boy chaser with no sauce, and tell her she will never bag a blonde nerd. This instantly sends any latina into blind rage and she will break her pc thereby not giving you any further issue.
Honestly I am just thankful it isn't my favorite girl who is getting fake copyright striked.

>>8853327
I finally made it to Coldsteel territory... Wow
>>8853330
I think making it into a joke is my best bet, but I think putting out the post is enough of not backing down.
>Not my favorite girl
Who's your fav?

>>8853337
The most underrated one, the moment I heard "Someone accused me of selling the design which I never did" I was 95% sure she was safe because ain't no one trying to steal her, except me, I would steal her cold heart.
You can probably guess based off this alone because Billie ironically got the 2nd least love compared to the BBW fetishists and shortstack lovers putting the other 2 as the most popular girls, so that kind of narrows it down.
Being enlightened enough to love the girl the rest of the community ignores is always the best for any series.

>>8853346
Aggie is my favorite to write too to be fair
She's kind of the most fun because she's such a hypocrite

>>8853346
just admit you like red forests bro.

>>8853348
Correct.
Aggie my beloved no one will ever come between us. <3
>favorite to write too
Yeah she's the Moe of the group, that's why I love her. Love me aggressive women. Everyone is too busy with the other 3 to focus on her so she's safest.
>>8853356
I do redheads make me go insane.
They call me Ragnar Redbeard because I be eating her pussy all day every day.

>>8853305
>I found out some LatAm person has been stealing my characters to use for Eltingville roleplay or some shit. Kinda pissed me off
The Dashr U characters or some of the guys?

>>8853366
The Dashr U characters. Oh well, it soured my food a bit but it's not a big deal.

>>8853358
For you, Aggie Anon

>>8853358
>They call me Ragnar Redbeard because I be eating her pussy all day every day.
How would she respond to that. I feel like she'd both expect guys to want to eat pussy but be completely taken off guard when a guy actually wants to go through it.

>>8853501
>"important book" placed down
>shirt off and wearing easy to remove shorts
>phone up with the "good stuff" ready to be read or watched
she just like me fr fr

>>8853624
She’d be nervous about it. She expects reciprocation, but since she’s never had anyone eat her out she’s a little hesitant.

>>8853501
Thank you Gloomy, always appreciate it, love those hairs.
.>>8853808
>>8853624
She'd probably be taken aback by the fact that I'd pick her up while digging my face in, she probably also wouldn't expect men to be so enthusiastic about it.

>>8853624
>>8853808
how I'd expect all the girls to react if some guy decided to do it
>Aggie: nervousness and confusion ("wtf, I thought guys wouldn't actually want to do this for me...what am I supposed to do now")
>Liz: nervousness, excitement, and sheer anticipation ("oh god, oh god, oh god. I've waited for this so long, I can't believe this is finally happening to me")
>Gwen: happiness and excitement ("yay!")
>Billie: confusion and anxiety ("oh, does he really want to do this? do i deserve this?" etc)

>>8854614
Gwen may be excited at first but she doesn’t really like the way it feels.
>>8854135
Aggie is a bottom ultimately so I’m certain she’d fold immediately. I should draw her actually fucking Elliot.

>>8854680
>Gwen may be excited at first but she doesn’t really like the way it feels.
got it. does she prefer this >>8852268 over this >>8852062? or is she more of a giver than a receiver?

>>8854705
Gwen is a top, but she’s a giver. She likes to make the other person happy, but it’s really more of an ego thing for her.

>>8854680
Probably for the best Aggie is a secret bottom since I wouldn't be able to control myself around her, though the amount of pain she can endure during sex would be an issue since I have been told I thrust too hard.

>>8854723
oh i can greatly relate to that, i like her more and more.

>>8854780
she'd probably later use you as an example to other women: "men are fucking beasts they are always so uncaring during sex!"

>>8854974
Sincerely or as a method of bragging to other women passive aggressively

>>8854974
Also rough doesn't mean uncaring does it? I'd focus a lot more on foreplay and kissing, erogenous zones, more than any other guy would.

true, to be fair what constitutes as rough can vary depending on people, some may be more delicate and feel pain or discomfort quickly from doing the most vanilla shit.
Aggie doesnt strike me as THAT soft but may get angry fast if things are not going at her exact perceived pace.

No one asked for this but I did want to raw Aggie and Elliot having hatesex-- Aggie really wonders how she got herself into this situation

>>8855104
DRAW** jesus christ

>>8855104
It seems like she really took that comment about "needing to get laid" to heart

>>8855191
Honestly I like them together because it shows she's a hypocrite (andtotallynotbecauseIhaveamantype)

>>8854974
>>8854979
I could see her doing it as a "feminist critique" to prove her progressive bonafides but also as a flex to prove that she not only has sex, she can have opinions on it, and it's passionate.

>>8855104
nice! very well drawn.
>Aggie really wonders how she got herself into this situation
But I'm sure she lowkey is enjoying it. she hates the guy but it beats having to jerk it.

>>8855258
It's also a flex against the other girls, not that she has sex but that men want to have sex with her. She bullies Liz about this in a very passive aggressive way.
>>8855266
I don't think Aggie actually hates Elliot, I think she'd be very drawn to him in a weird way.

>>8855272
>She bullies Liz about this in a very passive aggressive way.
kek I know it would make Liz so mad, especially if Aggie did the followup punch about her height.
>I think she'd be very drawn to him in a weird way.
In like an opposites attract kind of way? Or in a "scratches that itch I know is bad but super hot to me" kind of way? Or both/not at all? What kind of way were you thinking?

>>8855286
Aggie is curious about him.
She admittedly hates the way he thinks, acts, talks, behaves... But she wants to understand why he's like that. Not in any compassionate way, more like a mechanical way. What makes this guy tick as much as he makes me tick?

And from there it's a little psycho-sexual.

>>8855287
>And from there it's a little psycho-sexual.
I feel like you could have an interesting sort of read of all the characters through a psycho-sexual lens.

>>8855798
What do you think all the girls' psycho-sexual issues are?

>>8855842
Liz is probably mad insecure about her height during sex, from thinking men might treat her like she's made of paper, to in more extreme though like "only lolicons could have any interest in me".
Billie's probably insecure about mouth stuff considering what gloomy said about her previous boyfriend breaking up with her because of her teeth actually hurting his penis.
Gwen's issues are obviously related to her weight and most likely doesnt believe that men that are into women with her bodytipe are genuine.
Aggie is Aggie.

>>8856119
I can confirm, Liz will absolutely berate any guy who’s into her as being a lolicon. However, this is Aggie’s fault for saying she’s child-coded for being short.

>>8856125
i fucking hate X-coded speak when it comes to sex stuff since it's always used by the most annoying self-righteous pricks who, ironically, hide the most skeletons in their closet.

>>8856125
>>8856156
Reminder that the australian gubmint actually thinks like this.

>>8856119
>from thinking men might treat her like she's made of paper
does this mean she likes it rough?

>>8856174
Liz likes both, but she'd probably prefer rough

Liz being a Homestuck surprised me. Especially with her thoughtfully analyzing the characters and storytelling given she's the angry gamer girl. I would've expected Billie or Gwen to be the HS reps.

>>8856187
i mean chances are they still are, you need to remember how fucking massive Homestuck was.

>>8856187
All of them enjoy to a degree, but Liz was the one most closely following the story. It has a lot of references to gaming, computer programing, and even comics so it's right up her alley.

>>8856187
According to Aggie, what would make her good queer women representation?
also, would any of the girls consider themselves queer? I assume all of them like guys and are pretty much het, but I would think Aggie would claim she is for the internet clout of it.

>>8856208
Aggie's criteria for Good Representation:
>only has relationships with other members of the same gender
>is flawless or their flaws are something that doesn't inhibit their character or the narrative like, "being too nice"
>written by a queer woman that is also flawless, if she has any flaws then it's automatically bad

>Are any of the girls queer?
Aggie says she's queer but only because it's very vague. Liz is legitimately bisexual. Gwen is straight, Billie is flexible but mostly leans straight.

>>8856208
im sure either Liz or Billie could be bi, though how much of it is genuine or the nerd version of prison gay is unclear. and Aggie would of course chastize anyone that claims to be bi anyway, because she's probably the one that thinks the only version of lesbianism that's good is the extreme man-hating one.

>>8856213
You're right about Aggie, she still says she's queer but will refuse to elaborate on that.

>>8856212
>Liz is legitimately bisexual.
I knew I had good reasons for liking Liz. Though I imagine her lack of relationships extend on the female side as much as the male side lol

>>8856215
the "womxn" thing is what tipped it off for me. I could see an ongoing gag for her being that she keeps vaguely signaling at queerness but it's never specified what exactly she's trying to pin down her queerness as. one day its gender, another day she's vaguely pan, etc. she makes sure to gesture at it during Pride but never makes it clear to avoid anyone asking questions.
Liz probably tried to gesture at it but probably got shutdown either by Aggie or someone she likes more than that. Or probably thought it might put any potential Stacy status at risk if she were open about it.

>>8856268
Whenever she's explicitly asked about what kind of person she'd want to actually date, Aggie shuts down so the group assumes she's asexual... Far from it, she's just embarrassed.

>>8856446
a true nerd freak group would assume that she's into furries or is a monsterfucker. Actually, that's what this group is missing, their resident weird thing fucker.

>>8856540
Billie

>>8856540
Girl fandom, especially on Tumblr back in the day worked a little differently. Everyone’s sexuality was really important, but also being a furry was considered somewhat mutable and not a fixed identity or sexuality.

>>8856546
Yes, Billie is a monsterfucker

Gloomy here!
I’ve been having a lot of fun answering questions and drawing stuff, I’d love to talk to people more so… Guess my discord and if you guess it right I’ll add you
Silly fun, but also I can add you to the server if you want!

>>8856178
Is he one? Or is he just a fan of short girls and got thrown off by her question?
Also, cute! I'd love to see more of them. I like his shaggy hair and scruffy facial hair. Will they end up together or is Liz going to prevent herself from getting laid by sheer self-sabotage? I can see Liz being more of the issue here compared to Gwen and Gerald's potential romance.

>>8856212
>Aggie's criteria for Good Representation
I can already see why she's not a huge fan of Steven Universe lol. She'd probably have a lot of opinions on the Gems being "femme-presenting" but just sentient beings of light. Also, with standards like that, I can't imagine she has too extensive of a list of "good representation".
>if she has any flaws then it's automatically bad
Aggie's gonna love early 2020s Twitter.

>>8856694
He’s fine with aged up characters, but he likes shortstacks and short chicks in general. He’s kind of an anxious autist when he actually finds someone attractive but I do think Liz is the self-sabotage in this scenario. It’s not that she doesn’t like him, she doesn’t trust him.
>>8856703
Aggie spends most of her time chronically online categorizing things that she deems problematic.

>>8856710
>It’s not that she doesn’t like him, she doesn’t trust him.
She thinks he's suspicious or just generally has issues trusting new men in her life? Or is she afraid he'd betray her or something like that?

>>8856720
Just generally suspicious, she doesn’t generally distrust guys. If it weren’t for the group, she would only have guy friends. Something about how Kiwi has never been around irl despite living close enough to go to their community college and also knowing some odd details about her that she’s only put out on her blog… Makes her skeptical of his intentions.

However, even though he is a troll and a rascal to the other girls, he has a big thing for Liz and wouldn’t do anything to hurt her ever.

>>8856570
>Yes, Billie is a monsterfucker
we should all be so lucky

>>8856570
>Yes, Billie is a monsterfucker
What kind of monsters does she like?

>>8857423
Aliens, wolfmen, ogres, orcs

>>8857437
Cool how does that line up with her being dom? Does she consider herself a monster tamer of sorts?

>>8857443
anon billie is a bottom, >>8852001

>>8857447
Oh that makes more sense.
Wait really Gwen is the dom?

>>8857449
Gwen may be naive but she’s got that blunt autism where she’s usually the one to approach people she thinks are attractive instead of waiting.

Anyway you should redraw that one werewolf comic with Billie.

Here's all the girls in their 30s
Some info:

>Aggie: still a fandom mom online, loves the current in-fighting of fandom spaces and actively stokes the fire
>Gwen: is a mom now, does cosplay with her husband and daughter
>Billie: still a fanartist, but working contract work for different animation companies to promote their shows
>Liz: degenerate weeb vtuber, has been at it for years and sometimes attends conventions

>>8857539
Im sorry Gloomy but you cant just show me MILF GWEN and expect me to not beg for lactaction/nursing handjob stuff with her.

>>8857539
>fandom mom
Is this double entendre? Is she also a real mom like Gwen? If not I can make her one.

>>8857582
anon no, look at her, she's probably insane off twitter engagement by now.

>>8857582
>>8857590
She's single, she has an on and off again thing with Elliot depending on how annoyed she gets with him being a NEET and refusing to move out of his mom's place

>>8857655
Does Aggie hate neets?

>>8857708
She doesn't hate them, but she wants Elliot to move in with her and he's terrified of that

>>8857711
What a baby

>>8857539
>>8857582
would Gwen's daughter be normally adjusted or be the same type of nerd that Gwen was?

>>8857718
To be fair, Aggie is kinda scary to live with probably

>>8857749
Gwen’s daughter is 2 years old as of this image, but I imagine when she gets older she’d take after her mom in some ways

>>8857751
What would be so scary about living with Aggie

>>8857753
I would have thought she we end up like a female version of Ronnie's Otaku Dad webcomic

>>8857852
Okay... Daughter reveal but she's a middle schooler here so just assume Gwen is much older

>>8857896
Architect bro won!?

>>8857896
What are the odds Gwen's making her to take her school's Japanese class?

>>8857539
GOOD LORD THAT BILLY
A MIGHTY NEED

>Out of all the girls the most overweight one marries a black guy and has a mulatto child
Woaw... so realistic.

>>8858054
but anon, the black guy actually stayed this time. and he's living the dream.

>>8858054
>>8858057
Gerald ends up doing freelance at comic conventions

>>8857528
TS comic btw finally found it

>>8857896
>>8857919
>Blerd finally musters up the courage and gets with the girl of his dreams
>Ends up married and has a biracial nerd daughter
>Mom still is a big nerd but has a good relationship with her daughter
More wholesome than I expected from an /aco/ thread

>>8858142
i though you were talking about "The Night of the Were-Ed" one.
>>8858148
for a thread with porn with it, it's certainly comfy, i had no idea this could be achieved in /aco/.

>>8857557
Your wish will be granted anon, but not by Gloomy.
I am working on delivery

>>8857557
Milky milfy sailor delivery

Another milky milfy Gwen

>>8858427
>>8858485
Very noice. If this is Gwen producing milk in her 40s, one can only imagine how much she produced when she was pregnant [spoiler]ha ha[/spoiler]

fujoshi shaming

>>8849202 (OP)
Is there an archive of Dashr U stuff somewhere I could check out?

>>8858634
she's saying it's stupid but doesn't seem to hate it.

>>8858760
https://dashruniversity.thecomicseries.com/
I promise I'll make more

>>8859283
new one dropped today!

>>8859846
so Aggie has a cross but preaches pride stuff like they pay her by the minute, but also is not as gay as she would like to make people believe. is she pure hypocrisy condensed into a human bean?

If Liz is bi can we get a situation of her trying to rope the others into an erotic situation for her own benefit or is that a little too porn-ploty and not grounded enough in realism? Something like glancing up the others' pajama shorts during a sleepover, insisting they change in the same room to save time, or showering together to save water. Maybe stealthily touching herself and biting her lip

>>8859930
that sounds about right to me anyway

>>8859956
Liz isn’t particularly attracted to any of the other girls but I do think she’d do something like that

>>8859956
>>8860240
I don't know if I'm right or wrong about it but if Liz were going to give any of the girls a chance, it might be Billie? She seems like the least likely to make fun of her and is probably open enough to giving her a kiss at least. Gwen is straight and Aggie would probably be shitty to her about it. Billie's self-esteem seems low enough that she could be convinced by "oh we should practice on each other for when you're actually with a guy" arguments

>>8860469
I will draw something like that later, for now have hag Aggie

>>8859956
Watamote ass plot.

>>8856212
>>8859956
>Liz is a BIG bisexual
How bi are we talking?

>>8860738
Older aggie here looks like she'd have a fling with a guy in his early 20s when things are on a break with Elliot and she'd give the guy shit for the media he consumes and his inability to fuck as good as Elliot.
Also, god save that younger guy if he happens to be bisexual. I feel like Aggie would have some regressive ideas about bi men, even though she'd probably sexualize them due to her affinity for BL fics.

>>8861242
She has no preference between men and women when it comes to dating/romance but she values men's opinions of her more sexually. Liz is a little bit of a pick-me.

>>8861338
>she values men's opinions of her more sexually. Liz is a little bit of a pick-me.
I feel like being a pick-me and having it impact your sexuality definitely plays into a bit of the psychosexual stuff for the Dashr girls

>>8857896
>>8857921
Gwen's daughter (does she even have a name yet) would probably have fluency by the age of 16. It'd be funny if she has an exchange student in her class and is able to communicate perfectly with them, shocking everyone, since no one would expect a girl of her "complexion" and without a Japanese parent to be able to speak perfect Japanese.

>>8857772
>>8857751

You'd be subjected to her Twitter beefs at regular intervals, and she'd make you provide feedback and edits on her "sick burns" while you're mulling over breakfast. You are now a live-in drama doc editor

>>8856736
Either Kiwi "wins" or that hat is a trophy of Liz's victory over the internet troll boy >>8857539

>>8861754
i will headcannon that kiwi wins the Lizbowl.

>>8857539
>>Gwen: is a mom now, does cosplay with her husband and daughter
:)

>>8862060
>>8856736
If he and Liz ever had sex, would she express her bisexuality through him? Like occasionally ask him to dress up feminine? She'd basically get to live out her desire for women while also being with a guy and getting that male validation.

>>8862157
If they did, she would really enjoy dressing him up as a femboy and putting makeup on him. He’s kind of got a fetish for that, which he’s DEEPLY ashamed of.

do you have a tumblr gloomy?

>>8862446
My fiancé made me, but I don't use it

>>8862157
>On a date, Liz takes Kiwi to a lesbian bar she likes to go to
>Doesn't understand why everyone else is mad and keeps ranting about how she has a right to bring anyone she wants as she and Kiwi get thrown out
>Turns out the other women never liked Liz and were looking for an excuse to kick her out

>>8862250
now i NEED a threesome with those two.

>>8862250
>He’s kind of got a fetish for that, which he’s DEEPLY ashamed of.
this is how I know Kiwi is a true anon

>>8862584
Liz, femboy Kiwi, and Anon sounds pretty based for a threesome

based

>>8864097
hell the femboy part is optional for me.

>>8862568
>Kiwi forgot to pay
>goes back inside
>20 minutes later he's back
>Liz is pissed he took so long
>turns out the lesbians really like and accept him because he can do cool knife tricks and they fucking love knives
>Liz decides to herself its a strap-on sort of night

>>8864664
>"How could you let him in and not me? There's a sign on the door saying no men allowed!"
>"Yeah, no MEN. We're allowed to have one"

>>8864757
It would be a great running gag to have the terminally online kiwifarms user be more socially accepted than Liz.

>>8864969
Kiwi is an agoraphobic who doesn’t go outside but he might be more liked regardless in like a lesbian discord server and become their token straight guy

>>8860738
Haggie, if you will

Bumo

Gloomy draw Billie going "Once I reach page 10, I's be free!"

catgirl is apparently going to be a webtoons original now.

>>8868179
dang, rip gloomy doing requests again i guess.

>>8857539
Could I request Liv gulping down a huge load after bj?

>>8868290
Yeah just let me doodle real quick

>>8868179
oh nice! i hope she does well, i dont know much about how webtoons work but they seem to make enough to warrant merchandise of the stuff that gets picked up.

a (sucks her tiddies)

>>8868385
Billie is underrated, also love those kinds of breasts/nipples, they are underrated.

>>8868290
Here ya go buddy

>>8868385
>your view when you start to become Billie's favorite in her art Discord and she starts pulling you into her personal channels
alternatively
>your view when Billie invites you to go over your art class assignments and you tell her you've never drawn a breast from real life experience
whichever is more in her character

>>8862250
>>8862568
>>8864664
>>8864757
Kiwi gets along well with the lesbians since he too enjoys taking the strap, though he'd probably be too embarrassed to admit it

>>8869475
thank you for giving more us more Liz, your expressions are always great.

>>8869475
OR here, thank you so much this is great!!

>>8869475
>>8850186
I hope Liz finds a guy (or girl) who's as enthusiastic at giving head as she is. I feel like she's probably pretty generous, whether it's out of genuine desire or desperation. She deserves it.

>>8868179
does this mean that Catgirl will get more r34?

>>8859283
i'm eagerly awaiting part 3 of the unhoneybuns saga

>>8874122
when is it out?

>>8874323
It may not be out for a hot minute... but in the mean time I might be adding YET ANOTHER man to my roster

>>8874488
tell us more about this dude. I can see some inspiration from this original guy >>8849633 but I'm sure you've got some more ideas about him

>>8849624
I wonder how Liz would react to that recent news that Nintendo is changing their remotes on the Switch 2 to prevent long-term vibrations, which could impact these sorts of "activities" for her. I mean, by the time the Switch 2 is out when she's this age >>8857539 , she should be able to afford a decent vibe on her own (or someone can buy one for her from one of those lists) but she could be opposed to it based on the principle of it all.

>>8874498
I kind of refined what I was going for with that guy-- I made him approaching 30 (he's around 26) and his name is Simon.

He's short, smokes and spends most of his money and time at both conventions and bookstores. The ahegao hoodie is more of a fashion statement, while he does like hentai he's more of a /co/ guy and only wears it to get negative attention which he relishes.

He is an aspiring writer for cartoons.

>>8874504
>he's more of a /co/ guy
>He is an aspiring writer for cartoons.
I'm sure he's got a lot of opinions on the writing of shows like Steven Universe, Star Vs., and other "CalArts style" shows that were out at that time lol
>while he does like hentai he's more of a /co/ guy and only wears it to get negative attention which he relishes.
Do you anticipate he's another rival for Aggie or a potential love interest for one of the girls based on him? He seems like the type Aggie would immediately have beef with, especially with the sweater and his desire to get a rise out of people.

>>8874506
He's definitely someone I could see bothering Aggie because she's similarly an agitator or alternatively, bonding with Billie over a shared love of cartoons since Billie actually collects animation cels of her favorites and knows a lot about the art behind them

>>8874508
>bothering Aggie
>bonding with Billie
after the unhoneybuns comic, I find it funny if they'd team up to torment Aggie from the left and the right.

>>8875179
Billie likes to stir shit if she can benefit from it so she'd probably be down to. She would give him hell for being short though.

>>8874504
>He is an aspiring writer for cartoons.
Can he draw? Either way he seems the kind of guy who used to post on deviantart and spergs out over any drawing that isn't "on-model"

>>8875574
He can kind of draw, not as well as Billie and yes he’s a complete autist complete with even worse fetishes

What did the DashrU girls look like as kids? Would be funny if there was a flashback to Liz in middle school and she looks exactly the same, right down to the clothes she wears.

>>8875637
Let me guess, he's into weird deviantart TF shit

>>8875974
He’s into stuff like weight gain, inflation, feet and armpits

>>8876194
what's Billie into? and does it overlap with what he's into? it'd be funny if their likes and dislikes overlap like that, especially if Aggie is definitely not into it.

>>8876194
That's at least 1 quarter based but also 3 quarters cringe; He's failed the test

Our girl, Billie, is gonna finally get laid right? Or is she gonna just show him her feet and armpits and they just end up jerking it together as friends >>8876194?

>>8876323
Let's hope she does! Though desu they might just jerk it together.

>>8876257
Billie's a furry and a voyeurism fetishist

>>8876341
>voyeurism fetishist
That makes it all the more likely that
>they might just jerk it together.
would happen. or at least one of them is and the other is watching. I don't know which she prefers though.

>>8876351
Billie likes to watch

>>8876355
>Simon "convinces" her to show her armpit/feet while they're hanging out and watching some of the "good" cartoons from the 90s
>Billie "allows" it as long as she's allowed to watch him jerk it from across the room the way she knows a "guy like him" would do it on his own
>Eventually Billie gets comfortable enough with it, she starts jerking it while watching Simon
>Both are getting pretty much what they want from this thing they have going on and it eventually becomes just another thing they do between watching cartoons and bitching about fandom greivances
I could see it going down that way, and it leading to something of a really intimate friendship/relationship down the line.

>>8874488
He needs to wear this

>>8852274
Gerald should be diabetic so Gwen can do this to him

>>8876369
I love your mind Anon
I do think their friendship/relationship would grow when he validates Billie’s artistic talent and eventually, if he’d be willing to let her give him a blowjob and doesn’t complain. She’s probably been practicing a little.

>>8876719
>if he’d be willing to let her give him a blowjob and doesn’t complain
I feel like he'd be down if Billie pitched it after they've built up their friendship. I feel like the big hesitation would probably be on Billie's part since she screwed up her first blowjob and the guy left. Based on his design, he seems like he'd be emotionally guarded but could be a decently loyal friend if you can get him to lower his guard and open up a bit. The danger there I guess is that if Billie ever fucks something up with him, he'd probably never trust her again.
>She’s probably been practicing a little.
She could always use Simon as her comfort nerd who she can practice oral sex with from time to time. At least she'd get more feedback than doing it on a dildo and there's a payoff for doing a good job.

>>8876757
I like the idea of them being friends with benefits for a while with him wanting more out of it. Billie also doesn’t trust easily out of her own insecurities so it’s hard to get her to genuinely open up, but I could see him reading deeper into her fandom bullshit and finding the real issue underneath.

>>8876876
>>8876757
I unironically love slow burn romances where both characters are very guarded not out of lack of interest but out of insecurity. Definitely fits more for a pair of asshole nerds too.
It's also more believable for them to create legit friendship that way too so even if they break up they'd stay on good terms.

No pressure or anything but I'm still waiting on public pool swimsuit mishaps

What are the characters tastes in men?

Stolen from r9k

>>8877879
Not Gloomy but my guesses are:
>Liz: B, H, L (Bonus points if they're submissive and willing to indulge her bisexuality or be pegged)
>Billie: E, H J (Bonus points if they're kinda scummy or fat)
>Aggie: B, F, G, I (Bonus points if they're grimey)
>Gwen: A, B, D, F, H, J (Bonus points if they're black)

>>8878042
Gwen doesn't have any racial preferences, but her parents would be upset she's dating someone who isn't white

>>8877879
Gonna also guess

Liz E, I, J, L (She was kinda hard to pin down desu)

Billie - A, E, I, K (Maybe C, F, and J given her kinkiness)

Aggie - B, C E, K, L

Gwen - B, D, E, H, I

Here, have this

>>8878216
oh hell yes!

>>8878216
She should suck him off

>>8878216
>>8878965
would he eat her out? would Simon do a good job at it?

>>8879321
Yes but not often, he's not very good at it and it takes him a while to learn where the clit is

>>8879436
I swear the problem isn't knowing where the clit is, it's the fact that the clit is small and crushed by the labia and the vulva.

>>8879436
>it takes him a while to learn where the clit is
is it that it's hard to learn for him or Billie's just a bad teacher? or they're both inexperienced nerds and their ideas of how to do all this doesn't match up with their actions?
Funny thing, since Billie's an artist she probably looks at references of them all the time so it seems so easy for her, she thinks it's probably common sense where it is and how to find it.

Dashrbros, we've only got a few posts left until the bump limit. Which Dashr girl (or guy) do you think is getting the final bump?

>>8877879
funfact. this is a genderswapped version of another chart (you might hve seen it)

>>8879791
I remember that one.
I hate both charts because they have way too many repeating bodies for the sake of filling shit out.

>>8879791
>>8879985
I agree, they need more body types

>>8876545
This is not a thing women can do because they have big boobs
There are other reasons why a woman who hasn't given birth would be able to do that (antidepressant side effects, HPL, actively inducing)

>>8880310
Also I could totally see Gwen inducing for any number of reasons like mistakenly believing her boobs would get bigger (that's what happens with 9 months of pregnancy hormones, not just starting to lactate) or being on those antidepressants (Gerald loves it)

>>8879493
I really like how Billie looks here

>>8878965
I wonder if she made him cum with her mouth, if that would actually improve her confidence generally. Her failure to do it right the first time was a major blow for her.

>>8880533
If Simon came from Billie sucking him off she’d probably imprint on him and never leave. She decides it’s too risky to suck, but she can massage with her tongue.

>>8881023
purely for the drama of it all, I would want Billie to make Simon cum, even by accident. her doing that for him and also for herself would do a lot to fuck with her head and his, which adds so many new layers for their friends to lovers thing they've got going on.

Gloomy quick, drop your alt account before the thread archives, I beg you

>>8881413
I don’t have one, I just post here

More bj drawing a??

OH SHIT
Gloomy quick before the thread dies who are the canon voice actors for each girl

Claiming final post ITT for Aggie.

i cant believe gloomy is fucking dead by twitter firing squad.

Claiming final post ITT for Aggie.

>>8884969
why were so many people coming for Gloomy? also, I saw one dude say it was her fault for cultivating a male audience or something like that, which is insane to me considering some of the most vicious people on Twitter are women.

>>8881413
>>8881455
I guess theoretically we could have another thread like this but it'd probably have to wait until the next Dashr U or CatGirl drops (hopefully soon)

/aco/ moves so fucking slow holy shit deader than some "altchans."
Claiming final post ITT for Aggie.

>>8885133
it was a dumb situation were apparently some people were angling to get a reaction out of her and it worked so it spiraled out of there. it wasnt that serious desu but some people love to see the world burn.

This thread is staying up for the next 4 hours isn't it
>Claiming final post ITT for Aggie.

>>8885133
I've been on the bad end of both a female audience and a male audience at this point and it's easier to bounce back from men calling me fat. I was kind of frustrated which lead to >>8885224 which is embarrassing but I'm giving myself a little grace. I am legitimately autistic and some stuff just gets to me even if it's not that serious.

>>8883874
Melissa Disney (Ginger from As Told By Ginger) as Gwen
Kath Soucie (particularly the All Grown Up version of Lil) as Billie
Jennifer Tilly (particularly her performance as Bonnie in Family Guy) as Aggie
and Pamela Adlon (using the Spinelli voice, maybe a little more nasally) for Liz

>>8885273
Thanks for answering, I'm sorry you use twitter.
>Claiming final post ITT for Aggie.