>>8869027Title: The WGTF Futa Blues (WEGs Are Failing Us!)
(Tune: Fast, sarcastic punk riff)
(Verse 1)
Scrolled Itch.io, browsed the 'Chan deep,
Hunting WEGs where good Futa's not asleep!
Tag says "Futa Inside!" - a hopeful sign?
Click! Download! Load up... waste of time!
Either barely there, just a tease, a glimpse,
Or locked behind Patreon's greedy imps!
"Gold Tier for the scene!" they cry and plead,
For janky models that make your eyes bleed!
(Chorus)
WGTF?! Where's the Futa Flan?
In WEG-land, it's a busted plan!
A cruel mirage, a desert dry,
Good Futa on Male? Just askin' why!
The few that exist? Commit crimes against art!
Low-poly junk that'll break your heart!
Or grind for hours (cash required!),
For animations barely wired! Wired! WIRED!
(Verse 2)
Found one! "Futa Focused!" Hopes took flight!
Launched the demo... pure Unity blight!
Character creaks like a rusty gate,
"Futa Option?" Greyed out! "Donate! Donate!"
Or worse - it works! But oh, the shame!
Just a lazy toggle, exactly the same!
No physics, no weight, just a static stick,
While the writing makes you feel real sick!
"Early Access!" they scream, "Ver 0.0.4!"
But the core's so bad, why should we care?!
(Chorus)
WGTF?! Where's the Futa Flan?
In WEG-land, it's a busted plan!
A cruel mirage, a desert dry,
Good Futa on Male? Just askin' why!
Cash-grab devs laugh, countin' their dough,
For asset-flip trash, progress moves slow!
Is polish too much? Some love, some care?
Or just low-effort junk beyond compare?! COMPARE!
(Bridge)
Promises flow like cheap booze,
"Expansions soon!" "New chars you'll choose!"
Roadmap's vapor, pure deceit,
Another Patreon cash retreat!
Just a checkbox tag, a hollow lie,
Leaving Futa bros asking "WHY?!"
(Outro)
(Sound of a dying hard drive, Windows error bloop)
Another WEG dream... /vweg/... I'm out...
404: Dick Not Found. No doubt.
(Beat cuts)