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Anonymous No.8866226 >>8889081
Homestuck/Homesmut/Hiveswap
Last Thread >>8841047
"Breath of fresh air" edition
No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art
If you want that - post somewhere else
Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
Anonymous No.8866228 >>8866857
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Anonymous No.8866705 >>8866850 >>8868684
tasteful Vriska feet
Anonymous No.8866850 >>8866870
>>8866705
she looks like she's going to ask me to buy her some cigs
Anonymous No.8866857
>>8866228
The heart shaped eggs are kinda peak
Anonymous No.8866870 >>8866885
>>8866850
Yeah. So she can put them out on you.
Anonymous No.8866885 >>8866890
>>8866870
she probably smokes newport menthols
I wonder which homestuck is smoking chunghwa
john probably smokes cigars
Anonymous No.8866890
>>8866885
>newport menthols
God. She's so perfect
>Chunghwa
Dirk.
Anonymous No.8867109
>>8866213
nice
Anonymous No.8867690 >>8867803
Damn, tough crowd
Anonymous No.8867803
>>8867690
>tough crowd

more like no crowd at all lmao

thread dead as hell
Anonymous No.8867836 >>8868094 >>8868199 >>8870150
Anonymous No.8867838 >>8868094 >>8868199
Anonymous No.8867849 >>8868905 >>8868998 >>8869136
Scratching the base of Nepeta's spine while she's trying to take your dick so she does the cat-in-heat butt wiggle thing and clenches down
Anonymous No.8868076 >>8868203 >>8868242
This but with cum on her face and tits
Anonymous No.8868094
>>8867836
>>8867838
I like her eyes in this
Anonymous No.8868199
>>8867836
>>8867838
Hot. Love to see her get what's coming to her.
She likes it.
Anonymous No.8868203
>>8868076
Stealing this idea, thanks! 0u0
Anonymous No.8868242
>>8868076
cutie
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Anonymous No.8868334 >>8869782
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Anonymous No.8868336 >>8868337
Sburb.exe is back.
Got nowhere else to say it.
Have jade
Anonymous No.8868337
>>8868336
oh finally we get to see abby and kiki get naked then
Anonymous No.8868684 >>8869106
>>8866705
terezi feet...
Anonymous No.8868905 >>8868998
>>8867849
Give cat nip so she’s high while doing it to
Anonymous No.8868998 >>8869119
>>8868905
>>8867849
she's not literally a cat. she's an alien who pretends be a cat because she's a furry.
Anonymous No.8869106 >>8869320
>>8868684
Pretty cute. I like chunky feet with high arches.
Anonymous No.8869117 >>8869901
Anonymous No.8869119
>>8868998
No she's a cat alien, just like Feferi and Eridan are fish aliens and Sollux is a Reddit alien.
Anonymous No.8869120 >>8889070
Anonymous No.8869136
>>8867849
Peak
Absolutely peak
Anonymous No.8869320 >>8869328
>>8869106
i like meaty and long feet
Anonymous No.8869328 >>8869900
>>8869320
They need to have the right arch to toe length to width and length ratio. Not rectangular.
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Anonymous No.8869782
>>8868334
I like Kanaya's nose
Anonymous No.8869900
>>8869328
man i just want nepetas feet in my mouth
Anonymous No.8869901
>>8869117
I would deep throat her arm
Anonymous No.8869950 >>8870081 >>8871403
i miss the ai poster
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Anonymous No.8870081 >>8870087
>>8869950
Fuck off
Anonymous No.8870087 >>8870164
>>8870081
please keep the arguing to a minimum
Anonymous No.8870150
>>8867836
Artist?
Anonymous No.8870154 >>8870241 >>8870656
Happy Juneteenth can we get some Black Homestucks?
Anonymous No.8870164
>>8870087
Two words is pretty minimal.
Anonymous No.8870241
>>8870154
Anonymous No.8870656 >>8870657 >>8870697 >>8870722
>>8870154
American holidays don’t really matter to anyone
Anonymous No.8870657
>>8870656
Anonymous No.8870697 >>8870722
>>8870656
Homestucks are American you bitch-ass bitch ass
Anonymous No.8870722
>>8870656
>>8870697
Americans don’t care about β€œjuneteenth” either to be completely fair.
Anonymous No.8870755
THICC AS FUCK CLOWN
Anonymous No.8871403
>>8869950
There's been 3. Novelai, 4x2chan, and rando that I think was just reposting whatever
Anonymous No.8871582 >>8871680 >>8871689
What's going on with this alleged "Official" version of the Unofficial Collection? The last thing I want is Fauntlefuck taking over the project, purging the TSO comics and everything else he did with his soul, and making the slur replacement mod mandatory. Will the Unofficial version be erased once this monstrosity is out?
Anonymous No.8871680 >>8871701
>>8871582
you should have downloaded the v1.0.0 asset pack as soon as the original unofficial collection was launched and just squirreled it away somewhere
enjoy your sanitized rerelease
Anonymous No.8871689 >>8871701 >>8871767
>>8871582
Where is anyone talking about this? I don't touch Homestuck social media with a fifty foot pole.
Anonymous No.8871701 >>8871722 >>8871828
>>8871680
I have it, I'm just worried about future proofing the comic/protecting its history from censure and potentially the person who started the project being bought out or coerced into letting that cunt mangle it all.
>>8871689
It came to my attention when I was looking for the online version to read in bed. That's down, by the way, and I don't know how long it has been.

Is that Roxy's mom or HS2 Rose? I don't follow noncanon but the headband looks like Rosebot's.
Anonymous No.8871722
>>8871701
>I have it, I'm just worried about future proofing the comic
make a torrent for it
Anonymous No.8871767 >>8871828
>>8871689
You have more Classica stuff?
Anonymous No.8871825
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>>8871701
I don't think it's HS2 Rose, as she doesn't have that awful haircut.
>>8871767
I don't, sorry.
Anonymous No.8871874 >>8872272 >>8872381 >>8872403 >>8874578 >>8889357
Anyone ever read 17776, it feels very homestucky
Anonymous No.8872272
>>8871874
Go away makin
Anonymous No.8872338
So idk if anyone has them, but I saw these really fun sketches someone did of the male beta trolls being sluttified, and i can’t remember the artist. Does anyone know what I’m talking about or did I just fucking hallucinate them
Anonymous No.8872352 >>8872357 >>8872381 >>8872553
Hoping to see a resurgence of macro fetishism in this fandom.
Anonymous No.8872357 >>8872676
>>8872352
Ironic how Vriska, who would create Bec Noir to save her friends from the beast who stole victory from the trolls, destroys the gate to the new universe. She has become what she sought to destroy
>Captcha DARKR
Anonymous No.8872381
>>8871874
It really does come the closest to capturing the tone and appeal of early Homestuck out of any work I know of. It also has its own, I remember it being a very comforting story, somehow. Was the followup good?
>>8872352
Space powers are a free ticket to macro shenanigans, but I guess the comic has a lot more prominent fetishistic bents drowning it out. I personally prefer mini-giantess, but the comic only really supports that with Calliope and Caliborn's mother, and maybe the Condesce if you fudge it a little?
Anonymous No.8872403 >>8874679
>>8871874
love jon bois but still need to read that
I have a lot of stuff to read suddenly and its very scary
Anonymous No.8872553
>>8872352
>resurgence
Lol
Anonymous No.8872676 >>8872680
>>8872357
have some more giant vriska
Anonymous No.8872680
>>8872676
Anonymous No.8873057 >>8873058
Thinking about Ramtrolls again…
Anonymous No.8873058 >>8873060
>>8873057
Anonymous No.8873060 >>8873061
>>8873058
Anonymous No.8873061 >>8873063 >>8876170
>>8873060
Anonymous No.8873063 >>8873064
>>8873061
Anonymous No.8873064 >>8873104
>>8873063
Anonymous No.8873104
>>8873064
I like these spunky low bloods
Anonymous No.8873122 >>8873174 >>8873180 >>8875116
Anonymous No.8873174 >>8874075
>>8873122
Don’t post ai shit here
Anonymous No.8873180 >>8873971
>>8873122
make nepeta nude and spread legged
Anonymous No.8873509 >>8873777
ffs we gonna start postin slopai shit again?
Anonymous No.8873777 >>8873840
>>8873509
Honestly if this is the quality we're doing going forward, fuck it. Sick of hyper proportion stench fags
Anonymous No.8873800 >>8873863
Big booby Nepeta, come to my rescue.
Anonymous No.8873840
>>8873777
Stop coming here, then.
Anonymous No.8873863
>>8873800
She pounces tit-first
Anonymous No.8873971 >>8873973 >>8875116 >>8875505
>>8873180
The hat stays on.
Anonymous No.8873973
>>8873971
this is actually perfect holy fuck
Anonymous No.8874000 >>8874003
take your ai slop to the ai thread, it exists for a reason
Anonymous No.8874003 >>8874014 >>8874714
>>8874000
who made this feferi becuase its perfection
Anonymous No.8874014 >>8874300
>>8874003
i actually dont know, i can find it on r34 or the crew :(
Anonymous No.8874031 >>8874050 >>8874551
this would make for a good nude edit, wonder if any of the edit anons are still around tho
Anonymous No.8874050 >>8881203
>>8874031
i second this, give her heavy eyelids too
Anonymous No.8874075 >>8874102 >>8874714
>>8873174
Then put a rule against it in the next OP. Otherwise it's fair game, don't be a cunt.
Anonymous No.8874102 >>8874103
>>8874075
Don’t be a loser jeet next life
Anonymous No.8874103
>>8874102
>racism
this isn't /b/
Anonymous No.8874300 >>8874304
>>8874014
>or the crew :(
What does that mean?
Anonymous No.8874304
>>8874300
midnight crew booru
Anonymous No.8874548 >>8874679
AIshit in my homesmut thread.....? This thread needs an editanon! Drop requests. No promises though. This is editanon #2 by the way.
Anonymous No.8874551 >>8874679 >>8874702 >>8875190
>>8874031
I got lazy with the stupid bed sheets...
Anonymous No.8874578 >>8874674
>>8871874
If only 20021 would ever come out. I see that something called 50007: An American Football Odyssey got picked up for publishing as a book of some sort, though. Don't know how you translate any of the format into a book.
Anonymous No.8874674 >>8875205
>>8874578
>Don't know how you translate any of the format into a book.
With a lot of dumb suckers' money.
Anonymous No.8874679
>>8874548
do a nude edit of this terezi >>8872403
>>8874551
also this is amazing youre still the greatest
Anonymous No.8874702 >>8874703
>>8874551
oh shit man nice to have you back, spectacular edit

as for a request, maybe a nude edit of one of these?
Anonymous No.8874703 >>8874705
>>8874702
second
Anonymous No.8874705
>>8874703
and third, id say to choose from any of these, they all look great
Anonymous No.8874714 >>8875116 >>8875718
>>8874003
Pink8seed. I know theyre on tumblr dont know about twitter
>>8874075
That would require a threadcop to contribute more than seethe though
Anonymous No.8875116
>>8873122
>>8873971
>>8874714
Fuck off pathetic bitch
Anonymous No.8875190
>>8874551
those breasts are way too high
Anonymous No.8875205
>>8874674
Probably with some patron money, but Tor apparently snapped it up for publishing before it could go on auction for other publishers, offering enough money to be accepted, and, from what I can understand of publishing terms, the offering was somewhere between $100k-250k up front. Not small potatoes for the publishing world (though not the biggest).
I'm just not sure how he/they would turn his animated audiovisual style into text and static images and keep the same vibe.
Anonymous No.8875505 >>8875516 >>8876090 >>8877043
>>8873971
Are you able to do trolls from fan adventures? Do you just prompt "nepeta from homestuck" or do you have to describe how they look. I dont know how AI art works
Anonymous No.8875516
>>8875505
Go to the ai threads and figure it out for yourself there
Anonymous No.8875531 >>8875556
thats a thinker
Anonymous No.8875556 >>8875563
>>8875531
Joey is a gift in the post-homestuck homestuck era
Anonymous No.8875563
>>8875556
Anonymous No.8875718 >>8875748 >>8876481
>>8874714
>muh threadcops
Opinion discarded
Anonymous No.8875748
>>8875718
is this image supposed to be attractive
Anonymous No.8876090 >>8876091
>>8875505
>This is the only way to get new Minami art other than blowing all my money
Bad timeline.
Anonymous No.8876091 >>8876184
>>8876090

there's the secret third option. slowly learn nsfw or how to drawn in general
Anonymous No.8876163
Cough cough
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Anonymous No.8876170
>>8873061
Pure sex
Anonymous No.8876184 >>8876204
>>8876091
I would kill to have that kind of free time.
Anonymous No.8876204 >>8876481 >>8876913
>>8876184
i mainly draw as a hobby, but i will say this:

nsfw is way harder than sfw, i take way longer on nsfw and im just starting lmao (and yes the first few tries suck a lot but it is what it is)
Anonymous No.8876481 >>8876483
>>8876204
That your art anon? It's really good.
>>8875718
Hot
Anonymous No.8876483 >>8876491
>>8876481
hell no lmao i just didnt wanna dry the thread
Anonymous No.8876491 >>8876504
>>8876483
Damn.
Anonymous No.8876504 >>8876508
>>8876491
would be a bit stupid (and hypocritical) to say i suck at nsfw and then be able to draw that wouldnt it?
Anonymous No.8876508 >>8876514
>>8876504
Figured you might just be humblebragging lol. Should have known from teh booru username
Anonymous No.8876514 >>8876541
>>8876508
god yeah if i drew like that i would try to give some tips or smth lmao

img for threat purposes lololol
Anonymous No.8876541 >>8876554 >>8877222
>>8876514
Oh well. At least I found a lot of good shit on the booru.
Anonymous No.8876554
>>8876541
booru is great ngl, has good shit
Anonymous No.8876913
>>8876204
Part of why nsfw is so hard is because you need to stylize your art to make it look appealing
Anonymous No.8877043 >>8877045
>>8875505
Probably not unless they had extremely strong features one could describe accurately. Its not exactly just 'type nepeta', you make a tool that already knows what Nepeta looks like then call it to be used with whatever pose/background extra details etc. Got to get some ducks in a row first before typing gimmie cat tits. Not hard but does need a bare minimum.

You can also do stupid shit like kitbash two loras and make Kerfus Leijon. Makes for a fun toy
Anonymous No.8877045
>>8877043
Whup. Upload broke.
Anonymous No.8877222
>>8876541
Rule34stuck, midnightcrewbooru or something else?
Anonymous No.8877487 >>8877679 >>8878449 >>8878975
meenah should have a HUGE BUTT so she can finally fulfill her nicki minaj calling
and also spend more time shaking it rather than talking
Anonymous No.8877679
>>8877487
meenah has been consistently drawn with the same figure as riley freeman
Anonymous No.8878449 >>8878899 >>8878914 >>8878975
>>8877487
Meenah is actually scottish coded
Anonymous No.8878899
>>8878449
Black AND Scottish?
Anonymous No.8878914
>>8878449
ebonics is just downstream from scotch-american slurring
Anonymous No.8878975 >>8879093
>>8877487
Hussie realizing he could sell all those Pisces T-shirts overflowing the warehouse by pandering to the online crowd's bizarre commodification of black culture was weird. Like, just picturing this middle-aged white guy typing out "Mmm yeah gurl lemme smang it sho nuff sno nuff mammy's gon' gitcha"
>>8878449
Maybe? Meenah-Meenah seems to have more to her style of speech than the pure Minaj Condesce did.
Anonymous No.8879093
>>8878975
always was weird to remember that hussie is only a few years younger than my parents
Anonymous No.8879866 >>8880516 >>8880609 >>8884914
Anonymous No.8879872 >>8880516 >>8880609 >>8884914
Anonymous No.8880516 >>8880535 >>8880609 >>8884914
>>8879866
>>8879872
is soldier back on their meds finally
Anonymous No.8880535 >>8884914
>>8880516
No lol
Anonymous No.8880609
>>8879872
>>8880516
>>8879866
Cute Feet dot png
Anonymous No.8881203 >>8881918
>>8874050
why heavy?
Anonymous No.8881918
>>8881203
I already have engie eyes nepeta
Anonymous No.8882290 >>8882295
I am Bored

Give me a Prompt to write a porn fic about..
Anonymous No.8882295 >>8882301
>>8882290
Dave fucks Jane, but ends up feeling affection for her
Anonymous No.8882301 >>8882367
>>8882295
https://pastebin.com/BiYBxTUx
Anonymous No.8882367
>>8882301
I can't read it lol
Anonymous No.8882627 >>8882639
what was that vaporware hs game being made called? was it abandoned?
Anonymous No.8882639 >>8882645
>>8882627
There’s been like 20
You have to be more specific
Anonymous No.8882645 >>8883165
>>8882639
I remeber it was 3D, that's all, sorry. Are any of them interesting or have been released in any capacity anyway?
Anonymous No.8883138
Not a lot of JR lately. Not a lot of homesmut in general, really. Quiet year.
Anonymous No.8883165
>>8882645
Horny Stuck The Tapes, and yes its still in development.
Anonymous No.8884290 >>8884291
Anonymous No.8884291 >>8884294 >>8884552
>>8884290
who made this its hilarious
Anonymous No.8884294
>>8884291
I …. don’t remember but it is pretty kino
Anonymous No.8884552
>>8884291
naughtyvixens
Anonymous No.8884716 >>8884728
Can an editanon remove the can and bulge and maybe add some teal flush to her pussy?
Anonymous No.8884728 >>8884793
>>8884716
troll gf who forces you to shake hands with her bulge every time you have sex
Anonymous No.8884793
>>8884728
I wonder how sensitive that thing is..
Anonymous No.8884914
>>8879866
>>8879872
>>8880516
>>8880535
>Incredibly similar sexual taste as me
>took a few drawing requests from me back when they posted on /aco/
>really good artstyle
>pretty damn funny
but...
>Afab nonbinary
>Draws futashit on occasion, fell for the transgender meme mind virus (including the self harming tendencies that come along with it.)
>Fucked up the ass with DID and PDA, and provably numerous other mental illnesses, constantly fucked over by the pharmaceutical industry being ass.
>sexually abused
>lesbian "bisexual/pansexual", almost exclusively draws chicks

I can't help but feel bad for her. It always bums me out when an artist with talent and good taste ends up in a state like that. Hope they are ok rn. Continuing to make HS art in the big 25 is hard enough kek.
Anonymous No.8885241
need aranea sex
Anonymous No.8885290
can someone make this into femquius?
Anonymous No.8885340 >>8885341
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>>8885340
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Anonymous No.8885505 >>8885511 >>8885550
>Roach abandoning HS2
LOooooooool
Anonymous No.8885511 >>8885544 >>8885545
>>8885505
can't blame him for abandoning a sinking ship full of holes
he really just kind of did nothing while he was in charge huh? except send out surveys and talk up a lot of merch ideas that never went anywhere. what a legacy!
Anonymous No.8885515
>sollux and aradia makeship campaign
why pick randomly and not just do the characters in story introduction order? at this rate fucking roxy and calliope will get plushes before dave and rose do
Anonymous No.8885544
>>8885511
>he really just kind of did nothing while he was in charge huh?
He tried to go on a goodwill building tour because k8 and the rest fucked it hard but after he delivered no real changes his job was pointless, he never should have continued the dumpster fire that was 2 and instead just restart it
Anonymous No.8885545 >>8885902
>>8885511
Editanon if you're here could you PLEASE take kanayas pants off thank you gobbless
Anonymous No.8885550 >>8885553 >>8885581
>>8885505
And people insisted to me that this time, this one wouldn't fail.

God just stop doing HS2. Just go do something else. Every single attempt fucking fails because nobody sane likes postcanon.
Anonymous No.8885553
>>8885550
at first i liked it because they talked about sex more but now the only characters that have sex are boys, this fucking sucks
Anonymous No.8885581
>>8885550
I think it’s still going, just without the bug
Anonymous No.8885625 >>8885627 >>8885630 >>8885631 >>8885635 >>8885646 >>8885648 >>8885667 >>8885864 >>8885895 >>8887169
Taking sketch requests

Be realistic, not gonna do anything that would take forever
Anonymous No.8885627
>>8885625
Pineapple + Aradia’s butthole
Anonymous No.8885630
>>8885625
tavros in his wheelchair masterbating in the shared computer space with the other trolls around, no tenticle-dick please
Anonymous No.8885631 >>8885671
>>8885625
how about some normal nude Jade
Anonymous No.8885635
>>8885625
John Egbert naked and masturbating
Anonymous No.8885646
>>8885625
Vriska with her feet up on her desk.
Anonymous No.8885648 >>8890004
>>8885625
Meenah riding commander Karkat?
Anonymous No.8885667
>>8885625
Horn sex please - Meenah penetrating Damara’s horns with her horn.
Anonymous No.8885671 >>8885673 >>8885694
>>8885631
normal jade
Anonymous No.8885673
>>8885671
Cute.
Anonymous No.8885694
>>8885671
Truly, the rarest of Jade.
Anonymous No.8885864
>>8885625
Terezi's ass, and i don't wanna see a tiddy above handful-tier mister
Anonymous No.8885891
This seems like the best place to ask .
Since A03 is pretty barren of new content anyone got and good Futa X Female fan fiction or old RP logs they can point me towards.
That's an itch I have felt the need to scratch for a while.
Anonymous No.8885895
>>8885625
Nanna egbert Baking cookies naked or in underwear
Anonymous No.8885902 >>8886641
>>8885545
Not one of big Editanons but Editanon jr is here.
Tried to match the already simple style.
Anonymous No.8885913 >>8885914
Have another edit I made a while ago. Not too pleased with how the hyper-ish puss appears, trying to match the energy of the original.(1/2)
Anonymous No.8885914
>>8885913
So here's a safer one leaving more to imagination. (2/2)
Anonymous No.8886602
Does anyone know the artist/source of this picture?
Anonymous No.8886641
>>8885902
Growling viciously, wish I could comm an artist who doesn't detest homestuck I wanna see those cheeks spread
Anonymous No.8886823 >>8887387
Anonymous No.8887169
>>8885625
Loving Rosemary POV double bj
Anonymous No.8887387 >>8887577
>>8886823
So long BreedingDuties. It strange that his porn was uncanny from its 3D look, but also had the best character writing I’ve seen in Homestuck porn.
Anonymous No.8887577 >>8888856
>>8887387
He just does fat latina milf OCs now.
Anonymous No.8887635 >>8887716 >>8887724
there aren’t nearly enough prospitcest fics in the world
Anonymous No.8887716
>>8887635
now if only this used John and not June
Anonymous No.8887724 >>8887730
>>8887635
Look at them, so happy together :)
Anonymous No.8887730 >>8887767
>>8887724
God damn it's been forever since I drew this
Anonymous No.8887767 >>8888787
>>8887730
Toymaker? Is that really you?
Anonymous No.8888156 >>8888178
sometimes i fantasize about rose being a high school english teacher who seduces her students
Anonymous No.8888178 >>8888474
>>8888156
why rose specifically in this scenario? it's a dime-a-dozen porn plot
Anonymous No.8888224 >>8888279
i'm new to homestuck. why do the trolls have weird tentacle penises? is that canon?
Anonymous No.8888279 >>8888295
>>8888224
Congrats on your transition.
No, it’s not canon, but it is an engrained and popular fanon. What’s canon is that trolls don’t have sex and instead reproduce externally by vomiting their genetic material into buckets which are then taken to a building sized insect (the Mother Grub) who uses it to produce the next generation’s larval offspring.
Anonymous No.8888295 >>8888437 >>8888812
>>8888279
No, what's canon is that they don't cum inside eachother. They DO have sex, as that's why they need so many partners to begin with. I know Skaianet and The Epilogues are all ass, and "dubiously" canon (i.e. pick and choose), but they are still "written" (aka, overseen while ghost writers do all of it) by Hussie, and trolls have explicit sex scenes in both of them. They fuck, they just don't impregnate.
Anonymous No.8888437 >>8888439
>>8888295
They put slurry into buckets bro get over it
Anything else isn’t real. It’s like anal fisting - sure you can do it, and some people will even like it but that’s got nothing to do with actual sex. It’s not what they’re built for.
Anonymous No.8888439 >>8888643
>>8888437
The slurry vomit comes after the fucking. The fucking engages it, just like how it engages the ejaculation response. Simple.
Humans don't just deposit sperm at will. Why should trolls be able to deposit slurry at will?
Anonymous No.8888474
>>8888178
i just like rose a lot and its an easy mold for her to fit into
Anonymous No.8888643
>>8888439
>he can't deposit his sperm at will
ngmi
Anonymous No.8888718
I have a headcanon that troll bulges can turn inside out to become a nook, which serves as a receptacle for both troll's sperm (the nook still works so the nook-troll essentially cums inside themselves) and then after sex all the genetic material gets pushed out of the nook and into the bucket by turning the nook back into a bulge
Anonymous No.8888745 >>8888753 >>8888812
Everyone always adds their own little bit of misinfo to try and slide the scale to their side. The only things we actually know about trolls is that the process involves buckets and slurry that goes to a mother grub.

Thats it. Nothing else. Nothing about the anatomy or process. The next step of cointel will come from someone whinging about the language the trolls use as if were physically impossible for a girl to call someone a dick or a boy to say cunt. This is where all bad faith arguments about the tentacle originally come from (that aren't people who are honest about their xeno fetish)
Anonymous No.8888753 >>8888812
>>8888745
We know that trolls have sex and that there is no difference between the genders when it comes to their genitals
Anonymous No.8888787 >>8889055
>>8887767
A few years older but yeah its me, Im surprised anyone kept that thing saved. I barely remember drawing it lol
Anonymous No.8888812 >>8889162
>>8888745
Vomiting is canon. It’s word of huss.
That said, no one (okay very few people) think that’s hot from a human perspective, so canon is pretty much free to be ignored in the place of fanon.
>>8888753
>>8888295
You’re not making the distinction between sex (the thing that produces offspring) and β€œsex” (the thing that makes your body feel nice). BDSM for example is colloquially called sex, but it’s just the latter, not the former. Nothing Condy did in Skaianet is sex, it’s β€œsex”. JohnTezi in the car during the epilogues is the same.
Anonymous No.8888820
Damn mods deleting that thread on /co/ just when I was about to post a shitty request doodle
Anonymous No.8888856
>>8887577
It's a happier life.
Anonymous No.8888921 >>8888922
Gonna post some cute Jade porn to clease the soul
Anonymous No.8888922 >>8888923
>>8888921
Anonymous No.8888923 >>8888925
>>8888922
Anonymous No.8888925 >>8888926 >>8888973
>>8888923
Recently learned these two's ship name is "Bulldog" and I think that's adorable.
Anonymous No.8888926 >>8888927
>>8888925
Anonymous No.8888927
>>8888926
Anonymous No.8888973 >>8889019
>>8888925
Too bad he killed her Grandpa and she wants nothing to do with that pathetic loser
Anonymous No.8888978 >>8889046
Anonymous No.8888989
Anonymous No.8889019 >>8890557
>>8888973
... well I still think the art is cute.
Anonymous No.8889046
>>8888978
Nepeta really is the most American troll
Anonymous No.8889054
Anonymous No.8889055 >>8889066
>>8888787
A lot of your stuff was saved to desuarchive threads. Although your art was honestly mediocre the JadeJohn titjob one was really good by premise alone.
I couldn’t find the full comic from the pic I saved, do you still have it? I was curious why you deleted your Twitter account.
Anonymous No.8889057
Feeling like shit today, just glad that Terezi's sharktoothed smile and round, shapely ass exist.
Anonymous No.8889066 >>8890498
>>8889055
Im not sure why I deleted it desu, probably something completely nonconsequential, I was barely out of highschool at the time so I was probably moody. And yeah it was all very mediocre, I drew a bit for /trash/ afterwards but even then it was only okay. As for the comic, I can try my best to try and look for it but I doubt I still have it, if I cant find it I'll whip up a Jade in my new art style to make up for it
Anonymous No.8889070
>>8869120
>:B
He wouldn't fucking say that.
Anonymous No.8889081
>>8866226 (OP)
Happy Nepeta day.
Anonymous No.8889162
>>8888812
If huss wanted his word to be worth shit he'd have put it in the comic itself. The only thing that made him worth listening to before that clout ran out.
Anonymous No.8889357
>>8871874
Sick
Anonymous No.8889364
Anonymous No.8889422
Anonymous No.8890004 >>8890018 >>8890027 >>8890034
>>8885648
Not that anon but I finally got over my months long artblock! Now I can draw mediocre smut with the same 4,5 characters again
Anonymous No.8890018
>>8890004
good for you prinz
Anonymous No.8890027
>>8890004
Happy for you dude! Thanks for taking my request!
Anonymous No.8890034
>>8890004
Welcome back my GOAT.
Anonymous No.8890063 >>8890070
How could you not want to tug those cute little boxers to her knees and just go to town on her teal holes?
Mental illness, that's how.
Anonymous No.8890070 >>8890082
>>8890063
I've never put my mouth on female genitals before, its scary
Anonymous No.8890082 >>8890123
>>8890070
Pussy tastes like love, anon. You can't be afraid of love forever.
Anonymous No.8890123 >>8890142 >>8890154 >>8890166 >>8890427
>>8890082
terezi's pussy tastes like baja blast
Anonymous No.8890142 >>8890153 >>8890427
>>8890123
Aradia is so mean. So what if he had a small dick? All dicks deserve love
Anonymous No.8890153 >>8890190
>>8890142
His dick was pretty big this time


Id say fishboy got the dub in this
Anonymous No.8890154
>>8890123
>the pupils go red
Nice. If they made her nipples get more erect (and maybe added a couple more frames of dick springing and cock shock, but that’s an ask) it’d be perfect
Anonymous No.8890166
>>8890123
>Terezi's pussy tastes like baja blast
AND BROTHER, THERE AINT A TACO BELL IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH THAT HASNT CALLED THE COPS ON ME FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE
Anonymous No.8890190 >>8890277 >>8890294
>>8890153
Yeah but what if it wasn't big? Would he not deserve some lovin'?
Anonymous No.8890277 >>8890291
>>8890190
is the dick in this picture meant to be an example of a small one because that's the size of a damn bratwurst
Anonymous No.8890291
>>8890277
No, I just liked that image
Anonymous No.8890294 >>8890300 >>8890302 >>8890312 >>8890316 >>8890557
>>8890190
yeah, but everytime eridan gets a small dick its instant cage+strap

idk man give the fishboy some better lovin, like a blowie or smth
Anonymous No.8890300 >>8890305
>>8890294
FOOTJOBS!! He's a prince. He would like them.
Anonymous No.8890302 >>8890305 >>8890319
>>8890294
Yeah people only ever draw characters with giant hyperdicks. Small to medium is only ever done if its caged or some humiliation thing
Anonymous No.8890305 >>8890310
>>8890302
REAL, thats legit smth that happens (either that or the small dick is unrealisticly microscopic)

>>8890300
you might be onto smth here...
Anonymous No.8890310 >>8890313
>>8890305
It's the right answer for a whiny guy like him. Plus he just seems like a footfag. Fef has nice feet, he probably jerks off to them all the time.
Anonymous No.8890312 >>8890315 >>8890316
>>8890294
why she got a tail
Anonymous No.8890313 >>8890314
>>8890310
tru but who wouldnt jerk off to fefs nice feet
Anonymous No.8890314 >>8890323
>>8890313
Equius probably thinks it's wrong to jerk off to her feet (he jerks off to aradia pits instead)
Tav doesn't strike me as a feet guy.
Anonymous No.8890315
>>8890312
idk but its cute
Anonymous No.8890316 >>8890318 >>8890319
>>8890294
Frankly it’s better when it’s a big dick getting pegged
Small dicks are for paizuri

>>8890312
Look at the ears anon. It is what it is
Anonymous No.8890318 >>8890326
>>8890316
ok yeah thats a hot idea and all

BUT THIS FUCKING RENDER IS KILLING ME WTF IS THIS FACE
Anonymous No.8890319
>>8890316
>small dicks are for paizuri
Based
>>8890302
I like big dicks on bottoms and mid sized dicks most of the time. It should be something special if the guy's dick is *actually* big
Anonymous No.8890323 >>8890325
>>8890314
true true but sollux totally jerks off to fef feet right i mean cmon
Anonymous No.8890325 >>8890344
>>8890323
Yeah that makes sense. It's about the sensation of putting his face on em
Anonymous No.8890326 >>8890331
>>8890318
He’s having a good time let him be
Anonymous No.8890331 >>8890378
>>8890326
nepeta looks fine

but that equius is just uncanny man
Anonymous No.8890344 >>8890358
>>8890325
fefs soft meaty feet on your face
Anonymous No.8890358 >>8890360
>>8890344
mighty need
Anonymous No.8890360
>>8890358
feferis feet are irresistible we NEED MORE fef feet worship
Anonymous No.8890378 >>8890408
>>8890331
Equius is meant to be uncanny?
If he isn’t making you a little bit uncomfortable just be being there it’s not really Equius.
I do like the nepooter though. She looks kinda asian which is a neat take
Anonymous No.8890408 >>8890409
>>8890378
If Equius is meant to be uncanny what is FemEquius meant to be
Anonymous No.8890409
>>8890408
instant orgasm upon view
Anonymous No.8890427 >>8890428 >>8890429 >>8890445 >>8890521 >>8890713
>>8890123
>>8890142
Anonymous No.8890428
>>8890427
Hot.
Anonymous No.8890429
>>8890427
fishfucker will hit that megidussy bro
Anonymous No.8890445
>>8890427
This but she’s talking about horn size
Anonymous No.8890498
>>8889066
Alright before this thread gets archuved can I get an update on the situation?
Anonymous No.8890521
>>8890427
Anonymous No.8890557 >>8890563 >>8890688 >>8891360
>>8889019
>>8890294
Something I've noticed about the /aco/ threads and also the general homesmut scene is that there are a surprising amount of people who absolutely despise Tavros and Eridan as characters.
It's a huge bummer.
Anonymous No.8890563
>>8890557
well thats just sad i like tavros n eridan if anybody needs a good time and some patience its them
let tavros bone aradia let eridan worship feferis alternia shattering dumpy and feet
>nepeta got eridan on a leash
oh thats clever
Anonymous No.8890688 >>8890750
>>8890557
If you can't get fan love you want despised more than apathy. Especially in the series where hatefucking is biological. If you wind up liking someone in the middle you're cooked
Anonymous No.8890713
>>8890427
What a whore
Anonymous No.8890750 >>8890792
>>8890688
Don’t post ai garbage here
Anonymous No.8890792 >>8890814 >>8890816 >>8891182
>>8890750
you don't seem to have any viable way of stopping it
Anonymous No.8890814
>>8890792
>cry me a river
>like right now?
hehe
Anonymous No.8890816
>>8890792
sorry I meant to delete the numbers in the reply window and just use clicking your post as a shortcut
Anonymous No.8891182 >>8891188
>>8890792
Nonsense! They could uhhhhhh.
Apply to be a janny? How long's that take usually?
Anonymous No.8891186 >>8891209
take the ai slop to the ai thread ffs

it exist for a reason, you cant be as retarded as to not spot it
Anonymous No.8891188
>>8891182
Just keep the ai stuff on the other website where its appreciated
Anonymous No.8891209 >>8891230
>>8891186
but they'll just say to keep the homestuck slop in the homestuck thread
Anonymous No.8891230 >>8891233
>>8891209
well keep the ai to yourself then idk

dont fucking saturate this one with slop
Anonymous No.8891233 >>8891234
>>8891230
homestuck is homestuck, it's no different from people posting the same fanart over and over that they didn't draw
Anonymous No.8891234 >>8891235
>>8891233
>same fanart over and over that they didn't draw

same shitty slop you didnt make

keep it to yourself and fuck off it isnt so hard lmao, ai thread is for ai no matter the type
Anonymous No.8891235 >>8891310
>>8891234
homestuck thread is for homestuck no matter the type
Anonymous No.8891310 >>8891314
>>8891235
Obviously not.
At least Tennoh actually draws his toddlers getting decapitated or whatever
Anonymous No.8891314 >>8891324
>>8891310
starting to think the anti-AI schizobabble is just one guy lmao
Anonymous No.8891324 >>8891334
>>8891314
Yeah because you’re a fucking loser
>anti-AI schizobabble
There’s a whole mountain’s worth of delusion packed into those words.
Anonymous No.8891334
>>8891324
>Yeah
glad you admit it, next thread will be fun
Anonymous No.8891337 >>8891347
Am I the only one who likes my trollgirls /blacked/
Anonymous No.8891342 >>8891344
great now raceplay, cant you just post it into whatever raceplay thread there is jeez
Anonymous No.8891344 >>8891346
>>8891342
Fortunately for you there's about three total images.
Anonymous No.8891346 >>8891349
>>8891344
ik lmao, i got payed to make the bleached versions of these but i dont wanna mix raceplay into the homestuck thread
Anonymous No.8891347
>>8891337
No im not jewish
Anonymous No.8891349 >>8891352
>>8891346
>bleached
so you like raceplay, but only when it's the default?
Anonymous No.8891352 >>8891359
>>8891349
i do prefer bleached yeah, still wont mix it with the hs thread
Anonymous No.8891359 >>8891365
>>8891352
I guess you only ship trolls with trolls and humans with humans then?
Anonymous No.8891360 >>8891406
>>8890557
Tavros is actually one of my favorite trolls. Best thing I can say about Eridan is that I think he looks pretty in Pesterquest.
Anonymous No.8891365 >>8891368 >>8891368 >>8891372 >>8891390
>>8891359
huh??? how do you assume this just bcs i prefer bleached over blacked?

what mental gymnastics are you pulling here???
Anonymous No.8891368
>>8891365
>>8891365
No but you say no raceplay even though half of homestuck ships are cross-species
Anonymous No.8891372 >>8891373
>>8891365
They’re not very smart anon, just looking for a β€œgotcha” so he can say he β€œwon” his internet argument.
Anonymous No.8891373
>>8891372
i think i can tell, the levels of mental gymnastics here is leaving me without words
Anonymous No.8891390
>>8891365
First rezi pic I've ever seen that actually makes her look hot
Anonymous No.8891397 >>8891398 >>8891411
raceplay is unironically the most mentally ill fetish
Anonymous No.8891398 >>8891411
>>8891397
What about all the weird deviantart ones like flattening
Anonymous No.8891406 >>8891414
>>8891360
if you don't mind please post your favorite lewd tavros image
Anonymous No.8891411
>>8891397
Not by a long shot. People who obsess over it are awful, but like there’s loads of headcase shit out there that. Trannies as an obvious example, Vore, the fucking baby larping fetish, etc. and all the deviantart shit >>8891398 is talking about too.
Anonymous No.8891414 >>8891482
>>8891406
Just Tavros or Tavros fucking/being fucked by toher characters?
Anonymous No.8891482 >>8891491
>>8891414
either or as long as you like it a lot silly
Anonymous No.8891491 >>8891492 >>8891501 >>8891523
>>8891482
Alright then! I usually suck at picking favorites so I have a LOT of Tavros lewds I like, but I'll limit myself to just three.

Starting with this one because I love how happy he and Terezi look.
Anonymous No.8891492 >>8891496 >>8891501 >>8891523
>>8891491
Anonymous No.8891496 >>8891501 >>8891523
>>8891492
And yes, these were all made by Spacey. I just really like her old Homestuck lewds.
Anonymous No.8891501 >>8891519
>>8891491
>>8891492
>>8891496
These are cute anon.
Anonymous No.8891517 >>8891523
Anonymous No.8891519 >>8891526
>>8891501
I know, right? It's a shame she doesn't draw Homestuck anymore. At least the stuff she did draw are on paheal.
Anonymous No.8891523 >>8891526
>>8891491
>>8891492
>>8891496
these pics have SOUL i like em a lot
>>8891517
hell yeah aradia feet
Anonymous No.8891526 >>8891539
>>8891523
Bet Equius is jealous as hell.
>>8891519
Do you prefer paheal or rule34?
Anonymous No.8891527 >>8891539
any dom tavros? wanna see my boy get some dubs
Anonymous No.8891539 >>8891544 >>8891545
>>8891527
I got this.

>>8891526
>Do you prefer paheal or rule34?
Either/or. Though I like how rule34 lets you filter ai images with a toggle, and I prefer how the tagging there works too. (Even though most of the people who post there are lazy as hell when it comes to tagging the stuff they post)
Anonymous No.8891544
>>8891539
ill take it, lot of tav stuff always has him subbing }:'(
Anonymous No.8891545
>>8891539
yeah, I kinda switched and never went back cause of the tags
Anonymous No.8891556 >>8891594
Anonymous No.8891594 >>8891595
>>8891556
Artist please?
Anonymous No.8891595 >>8891600
>>8891594
soldierexclipse
Anonymous No.8891600 >>8891627
>>8891595
God I wish he was normal
Anonymous No.8891627 >>8891628
>>8891600
At least he does some good stuff sometimes.
Anonymous No.8891628
>>8891627
Anonymous No.8891670
Anonymous No.8892105
>>8892098
>>8892098