Thread 8867151

Helltaker-Awaria General #174
Mistress Monika Edition
Welcome to /htag/, the Helltaker-Awaria game general.
Post art, gameplay, tips, how much you want to [cuddle] a demon or ghost, autistic fanfic, whatever is related to the games.

>Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3274300/Awaria/
>itch.io: https://vanripper.itch.io/helltaker
https://vanripper.itch.io/awaria

>"What is Helltaker?"
Helltaker is short, free to play puzzle game in which you control a man who journeys into the depths to Hell to make a dream of creating a harem of sharp dressed demon girls a reality.

>"What is Awaria?"
Awaria is a short, free to play game about working in haunted maintenance tunnels.

>"Why /htag/ and not something shorter?"
Because "/hg/" is used by Halo General.

>"Why a general for two hour-long games?"
Apart from typical waifu autism, Vanripper, Helltaker and Awaria's creator, had considered making the games open source, meaning fan-made content and expansions.
Fan projects are also on the table, such as spin-off games, mods, and dating sims!
Also every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, join us for Harem Hellfighters!

>Level Editor Mod
https://v-null.itch.io/helltaker-mod-editor


Guides
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>Full game/achievements guide
https://gamesgds.com/helltaker-chapters-how-to-complete-and-achievements-how-to-get/

>Helltaker Guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybUh3-WtfE [Open] [Open]

>Examtaker Guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGNdQLIUtw [Open] [Open]


Media
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>Vanripper's Twitter
https://twitter.com/vanripperart

>Vanripper HT comic archives
https://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264

>Vanripper stream archives
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5pycTgSAvaB4EE1h_bZOQl2DHiHFy6_g

>Helltaker Booru
https://helltaker.booru.org/index.php

>/htg/ Archives
https://pastebin.com/AY4X4ihb
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>previous thread: >>8807929

Justice is all-natural in beauty.

>>8867151 (OP)

Cumdemonica:

>>8867154

Being buff is Justice:

I like Beelz' titz.

>>8867815

Give the D to the fli:

>>8867323
Buff Justice vs Buff Zdrada, who wins?

>>8868669
>Buff Justice vs Buff Zdrada, who wins?
>69

Yes

>Helltaker has been invited to the military parade in Pandemonium
>Lucifer will be presiding as always, along with the rest of the Elder Demons
>Astaroth looks particularly happy about it for some reason, and won't tell anyone as to why
>The 38 officially organized divisions of the Infernal Royal Army will be marching, as well as some of the unorganized groups
>Helltaker asks, "Why the divide?"
>Lucifer replies, "It keeps our forces ready for any battle, whether we're fighting professional armies or guerrillas; we'll not be outdone by mortal warfare!"
>The parade begins, showing off each division and its history within Hell and their accomplishments; Justice was chosen as announcer
>Of course, she can't actually see anything, so Judgement tells her what's going on
>https://youtu.be/e3YzmjmAGoI?si=x16u0XpeXPBm8nOf
>"Alrighty my fellow damned dames, here's the first division, 'Gabilgathol', or 'Red Fortress'! These bad girls are an elite armored legion specializing in breaking enemy lines with infernal war machines, and boy howdy does it show! Look at that emblem, a flaming skull over a crimson shield!"
>She goes through all 39 IRA divisions
>"And here's the 4th Infernal Police Division 'Dushkâd', or 'Abyss’ Edge'! Yes siree, it's Hell’s internal security force, keeping the damned in line apparently; though I bet they can't do half of what me or Judgement can, heheh! Nice emblem though, with the black trident with a red background."
>"And this is—wait a tick, who the hell let THEM in?! 11th Infernal Assault Division 'Gundul-Sharak', or 'Madness’ Blade' is here I guess. This, uh, wacky bunch is a penal battalion of the worst Hell has to offer—rapists, torturers, and cannibals. Deployed when Lucifer wants a message written in blood. That emblem, man...a jagged dagger dripping with blood. Tells ya exactly what they're all about."
1/6

>"Here with wagons and gunpowder stores aplenty, it's 20th Infernal Logistics Division 'Thrakulzâram', or 'Death’s Glory'! These logistics witches are responsible for supplying Hell’s armies with weapons, armor, and souls. And just look at that emblem, a flaming cartwheel! Think they oughta upgrade to a tire?"
>"Looking like a Great Heathen Army, it's 28th Infernal Berserker Division 'Einherjar'! These berserkers come straight from from Valhalla, capital of the Wrath Circle. They fight in a frenzy, ignoring pain with zero fear, and are usually used to break enemy lines. Sathanas proves that even she's got a mind for fashion with their emblem, two crossed axes dripping blood! Ain't subtle, but then she ain't either."
>"And if you'll direct your attention to the skies, it's 29th Infernal Airborne Division 'Rakhâb Lûzikhûn', or 'Lucifer's Wings'! These demonic paratroopers drop behind enemy lines to disrupt supply chains and communications. Their emblem, a pair of leather wings with Lucifer's crown above them, shows the love they have for our Queen, flying because she can't!"
>"If you love animals, you'll love the 31st Infernal Beastmaster Division "Kerberos"! These wild girls—hey, what the—Cerb, get out of the booth, DON'T GRAB THE MICR—"
>"Hihihi, everyone! While the two other mes are holding off Justice and Judgy, I'll you all about Cerberus Division! They command Hell’s monstrous creatures, like hellhounds like me or chimeras, in battle! Mommy made the emblem a hellhound's head baring it's teeth! I think it looks like me~"
>"GIRLS! Let Judy and Abigail do the announcing, Lucifer appointed them to do so. Now come back to your seats."
>"...Yes, mommy..."
>"Alright, well a special thank you to Garmr for helping us with her daughter, or uh, daughters. You know, i don't think anyone knows if singular or plural is best to describe her."
2/6

>"Up next is the 33rd Infernal Medic Division 'Zaharkhel', or 'Blood’s Shadow'! These demonic healers use dark magic and medicines to keep Hell’s forces fighting; they also make terrific stills for alcohol! Their emblem, a flaming caduceus, reminds us that they're not just doctors; they're messengers. The message, of course, is that healing and hurting come as a package deal with this division."
>"And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for! Put those left arms up in salute for our queen's honor guard, 39th Infernal Division 'Lûzikhûn', or 'Lucifer'! These grim-looking gals are Lucifer’s personal guard and elite strike force, tasked with protecting her and carrying out her most critical missions. Naturally, their emblem is Lucifer's sigil, representing Lucifer’s divine radiance and power. Geez, do I really have to say all that? Uh, anyways...the motto's 'Zu Lûzikhûn, zu Zâramel!' That's 'For Lucifer, for Glory!'"
>Suddenly, a rumbling came from the parade grounds, right at the end of it
>"What the...Abby, what's happenin' figure it... what the heck do ya mean Astaroth's got some kinda tank?! Are we...X-95 gave you a...aw hell, just read it!"
>Lucifer and Beelzebub are absolutely giddy, practically bouncing in her seat
>Everyone else is gasping or staring in shock
>All except Sathanas, Mammon, Abaddon, and Belphegor
>They met this terror tank before; Astaroth tried to use them for target practice
>Sathanas spews fire out her nose as she sneers at it
>"The Battlestation. Damned tinker toy."
>Justice clears her throat and continues on
>"Apparently Astaroth's got some kinda prototype tank. We've, we've been given a script here, Judgment's gonna read it to me now."
3/6

>"The Battlestation is by far the largest tank in Creation, coming in at a heart-stopping 333 tons exactly. It is 66 feet long, 36 feet wide, and 17 feet high. Lotta special numbers there. Anyway, the turret has 3 250mm cannons, two on top and one on the bottom in an upside down triangle; They can all fire any type of shot, but most often the top two fire explosive rounds while the bottom fires solid shot. Heh, gotta keep 'em guessing, Asty?"
>Astaroth is the happiest she's been in years, standing on top of the Battlestation and showing off her rapier and pistol
>Justice chuckles and continues on
>"The top of the turret has the hatch, along with two machine gun turrets on each side and a hellfire thrower in front. The chassis itself has a 460mm mortar in front, using experimental rocket-propelled ammunition; It can also operate as a massive shotgun for close-quarters warfare. Guess, uh, chargin' it ain't gonna work, huh? Two turrets on each side of the chassis protect the flanks and front. Two turrets are in the back, one being another hellfire thrower, another utilizing ghosgene gas designed by Modeus. Hey Mod', didn't know you helped with this! Uh, unlike other uses of the rare poison gas, this type is sprayed out in a pressurized and liquid form, leaving a trail of death in its wake and preventing any potential pursuers from giving chase. Spooky."
>Modeus smirks in pride, showing a canister of Ghosgene gas to the roaring crowd. Justice stretches out
4/6

>"The Battlestation has, in total, 9 turrets and 4 cannon. The Battlestation is propelled on spiked tracks, crushing all in its inexorable path to ruin. Yeah, i can tell Astaroth wrote this, that's way too dramatic. Such a terror tank would be slow if it were to use even the largest mortal engines, but fortunately for Astaroth it has been outfitted with a miniature Soul Furnace. With this, it can reach a top speed of 35 MPH...one fast son-of-a-gun...Uh, the inside of the Battlestation is mostly auto-loaders working the cannons, freeing space for ammunition and a command center; the only crew within the Battlestation other than the gunners are the driver, the commander, and the engineer. From within the Battlestation, strikes can be radioed in, orders issued, and plans drawn up. With all this weaponry, the Battlestation is certainly a huge target. This is what caused most of the development hell: how to protect the Battlestation from anything that could be thrown at it. Heh, hell pun. Anywho, Astaroth and Beelzebub, once she was released from the Abyss, created powerful runes of protection. These were stamped onto every single piece of armor, from gun turrets to tracks to chassis. This, combined with the nigh-impossible forging process and the 152.4 mm, that's 6 inches, armor, has made the Battlestation all but invincible. Using a stolen M1 Abrams and squadron to test its resilience, the Battlestation didn't even suffer a dent, not even at point-blank range. The Abrams can normally pierce up to 21 inches, or uh, 540mm of armor, however the magic-enhanced armor of the Battlestation renders the MBT powerless. In contrast, the Battlestation's cannons destroyed the Abrams in one shot, annihilating the captured squadron with hellfire!"
5/6

>Justice takes a deep breath after that and turns to Judgement
>"Lucifer love her, Abby, but she even writes like she owns all 'a Creation!"
>"A wonder that she doesn't just take the throne for herself."
>"Nah, she's pretty damned loyal. Guess she just likes being a pompous ass, heh. I swear to the Styx, she's got more ego per smugness than Lucy!"
>"Indeed...is that microphone still on...?"
>Wha—OH CRAP! TURN IT OFF, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE GOTDANG BUTTON IS, JUST LOOKIT AN'— GO, DO THAT, FLIP THAT SWI—"
>Astaroth gave the booth a dirty look and filed the incident away in her head for now; parade now, revenge later
>She shouts to the cheering and laughing crowd, her tone dominating and tyrannical as always
>"NONE CAN RESIST! TOTAL CONQUEST IS AT HAND!"
>Lucifer sits in her pride and Helltaker's arms, watching her soldiers march like tin toys
>She sighs in relaxation; everything is going according to plan
>The Elder Demons are almost all united again, technology is advancing far ahead of Heaven, and Helltaker seems happy
>"It is good to be Queen~"
6/6

>>8868855

More Smugifer for Lorebro:

>>8868869
>69

...also, sexual Lucy:

Adult Krampus enjoying the summer:

mmmaido

>>8869196
I want meidio Azzy.

>>8869342
>wanting more maid Azzy

Ask, and you shall receive:

>>8868845
>Red Alert March
A man of quality

Because it makes her look more of a slut than usual, Bitch is enjoying wearing that maid outfit:

Malinka, well... not so much.

>>8869825
Malinka prefers hoodies, she's quite shy.

>>8869954

Would you like to see Malinka wearing a hoodie?

>>8868855

More Smugifer:

...and for a couple of reasons, methinks.

>>8869986
Absolutely please

>>8870205

Ask, and you shall receive:

>>8869997
True, her horns are magnificent.

>>8868854
>"Yeah, i can tell Astaroth wrote this, that's way too dramatic."

>Oh my LUCIFER, I can't BELIEVE they caught Sodomy whoring herself out for a promotion again. AGAIN!
>>>What's her count now? Seven?
>Nine! Can you believe it? NINE!
>>>Your higher-ups really should do something about it.
>I KNOW, but I swear it feels like they're the ones who sleep with her in the first place. UGH *eye-rolling*
>>>...
>...
>>>...
>*throat-clearing noises* Anyway, slave, what have you done today?
>>>The bathroom has been cleaned, the groceries have been bought, and your dinner should be ready in about three minutes. The dogroach infestation has been dealt with, and I noticed we're running out of sauvignon. Two new crates have been ordered.
>Good, slave, good. You might get a reward later on.
>>>If it pleases you, mistress. Thank you.

A wild Generic appears!:

>>8871084
Very good, though I have no doubt that the slave was killed later for hearing her Valley Girl accent. That's a closely kept secret.

T H I C Cifer:

>>8871451
Bubs to rival Beel's, who will win?

>>8871658
>Bubs to rival Beel's, who will win?

Yes:

Why do you have a banana taped to one of your notebooks, Azzy?

>>8871296
Maybe that happened at the end of the reward?
Maybe "reward" was a euphemism?

>>8872281
Makes sense, she'd certainly keep her servants afraid of her and compliant in every way she can think of.
>She gives them a gift box
>They open it
>Lil' Lucy pops out and bites them on the nose
>They die in agony while she laughs

>>8872182
Banana-related reading, of course!

At the pool:

>>8872703
Thiccness everywhere and Beel's going commando? I'll join in instantly.

>>8871975
Beel's not even into women, she just loves screwing with Lucifer in every conceivable way

>>8873241
>she just loves screwing with Lucifer in every conceivable way
>screwing with Lucifer in every conceivable way
...thus Beel's into women:

We are truly blessed this Sunday by angle Generic:

>>8873333
Quads of holiness, Michael shall answer.

>>8873606

Angles with long hair are hot:

>Lovely Angels

...just like Yuri & Kei?

>>8873611
Dubs for double angles Saraqael and Raguel.

>A seraph slams open the doors to the war room, breathless.
>"The Americans have struck. Natanz and Fordow, possibly more. Multiple warheads.”
>Silence.
>Then rage.
>"ALLAHU AKBAR!” Raguel shrieks, already spinning like a cyclone of veils and fury.
>She rips the sash from her waist and throws it onto the holy table like a gauntlet.
>“Tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel Aviv! I am ready! Let my bones become the shrapnel of judgment!”
>Saraqael slams her hand on the divine map.
>“The Dajjal smiles tonight. Babylon dances in blood.”
>She turns to the messenger, eyes blazing.
>“Let every satellite fall from the sky. Let the oil wells burn until D.C. coughs.”
>A Dominion whispers, “Shouldn’t we… wait for God's order?”
>Saraqael points at the heavens.
>"She already knows. This is what we were made for.”
>Raguel spins faster. Her voice becomes a chant:
>"Let every drone become a martyr’s steed. Let the soil of Qom sing. Let the rivers turn to ink for our war poems.”
>Saraqael us now writing divine indictments with a quill made of crystal
> “Mark Washington. Mark Langley. Mark Jerusalem. The names of these unholy places shall be turned into verses of woe.”

>>8873742
Does Raguel spin barefoot? I hope so.
>Ywn massage her feet after a long spinning session

>>8873742
Christ, you're one brave motherfucker posting that. Have a Mike, it's too fucking hot outside for her to wear clothes.

>>8873742
>what is Iron Dome
Astaroth will gladly have her head of R&D & weapons tester X95 use more than just that on anyone that thinks they have the right to have ideas above their stations

>>8873811
X-95 seems to be like a former mortal war vet brought in as Astaroth's most reliable mercenary. I wanna hear her crack a joke about Saddam.

>>8873982
Fair. Reference though it is, she would designate her mercs after numbers.

>>8874150
But in this instance X95 is named after the Israeli Tavor

>>8874282
>Part leaf, part Israeli
She's unbeatable.

Comfy Luci

The mere sight of Lucy's tits are making you uncomfortable from the waist down:

>>8874855
I can see why Vanripper loves demons in suits.

>>8875143

I can think of two reasons:

1- Tits >>8874855
2- Ass

>>8875928
The sleeping Cerbs will perk up when Judgement clicks on a stream by Spite
https://www.youtube.com/@SpiteVtuber/videos
As she's a Cerberus vtuber
Streams by Hololive's Demon Guard Dogs Fuwawa Abyssgard & Mococo Abyssgard work just as well as dogo rousers

>>8875934
Imagine the chaos they could all bring...

>>8876144
Checked for eternal canine chaos

>>8876493
>eternal canine chaos
Imagine what the Cerbs, Fuwamoco & Inugami Korone would do if all SIX got together?
Fun Fact: Until it was patched out, id Software acknowledged Korone being such a fan of their games by having her as an easter egg in DOOM Eternal

>>8876538
Garmr would happy that her daughter finally found friends like her.

The amount of blush displayed by this Amazon Judgement is very acceptable

New pic by Anikiki:

>>8876914
I want to cuddle with Behemoth.

>>8876914
>>8877065
Be gentle with her, she's sensitive.

>>8876914
>>8877304
I want to rub my face (and my dick) on all the hard midriffs that Anikiki draws.

>>8877358
Careful doing that, Behemoth's abs can grind diamond into powder.

>>8877748
Worth it.

>"Does Astaroth even go outside?"
>"You'd be surprised, but she allegedly has a meticulous cardio regimen."

>>8878286
>"Does Astaroth even go outside?"

>>8871084
Just as Astaroth wants to show off her very fuckable body to as many people as possible...:

>>8878597

...so does the ultra-hot & slutty MILF - and mother of Leviathan - Lilith:

>>8878597
I'd worship that as much, and in whatever way, she wanted me to.

>>8878795
Astaroth is the Goddess of Sex
...sit down, Modeus

>tfw no Astaroth body pillow
...why?

>>8878876
Any that are made she destroys.

>>8879375
I'm sure someone would make such
https://anime-body-pillow.com/collections/helltaker-body-pillow
And there's nothing Astaroth could do about it

>>8879433
Checked, Astaroth can't stop the Internet.

A wild Baphomet appears!:

>>8879939
>Turns out, Baphomet loves shower sex
>Apparently it's the slipperiness that turns her on

>>8879939
>>8880063
Her tongue is definitely a slippery thing.

>>8880404

Baphie can do things with her tongue that defy all known dimensional mathematics:

You must love the Lucy:

>pic
I'm reminded of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8

>>8880511
Checked for that smile I still don't trust.

Fli wants you to Beelze her Bubs:

>>8881294
How big can her bubs get?

>>8881397
>How big can her bubs get?

Massive:

>>8881441
A titfuck from her would be divine, at least for the few seconds I'd last.

>>8881441
I demand bigger.

>>8881989

Ask, and you shall receive:

On this Sunday, we are blessed by slutty Michael Beelzing Fli's Bubs while she is being lewded by Lucy:

Has anyone done the Evangelion angels in Helltaker style?

>>8882118
no

>>8882016
Just look at that smug face. She knows you want it.

>>8882094
I love the multiple eyes that Michael has

Azzy's getting her tits out for the lads:

>>8882393
I want to know what angle milk tastes like.

>>8882613
Tits... I mean it's heavenly

Dommy Michael

>>8883077

Michael about to demonstrate how dommy she can be:

>>8883272
I want to cum inside her until her abs disappear.

>>8883540
Impossible, her abs are harder than anything humans can make!

>>8883796
Judgement's are harder.

>>8884127
Dat ass.

>>8884127
>>8884479

Amazon Judgement always delivers

>>8884550
Ahegao Judgement is best Judgement

Belphegor a cute.

>>8885044
Checked for truth, you're gonna get eaten by her if you do that though.

>>8885373
It's worth the risk.

Say hello to Helliana:

>>8885817

She's into kinky stuff:

Helliana
"How often have I said to you thatafter you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains,however improbable, must be the truth?"—Sherlock Holmes
"Now, I may be wrong, but frankly, I doubt it."—Jessica Fletcher, Murder, She Wrote
>Helliana is a detective living in Pandemonium
>She was inspired to become one after reading all the Sherlock Holmes stories and watching entirely too many detective shows
>She is rather competent, however, solving murders, robberies and even occasionally going toe-to-toe with gangers, which is the usual term for gangster in Hell
>This has earned her both friends and enemies in abundance from every class
>But after exposing one of Baphomet's smuggling operations, she is now on the Mysterious Demon's radar
>Still, she's just a small-time detective operating out of a run-down shack, surely there's nothing to fear from her!
>Right?
>Recently, she's heard rumors that Lucifer has gone to Earth with a mortal man named Helltaker
>She immediately took up the case, intending to get to the bottom of this and see what exactly the Queen's up to
>Besides, she's always wanted to talk to the Queen of Hell herself!
>Maybe she'll even employ her services for a case...
>She's always wanted to figure out what it is exactly that Baphomet does, and Lucy may just give her that opportunity

>>8885998
>pic of Helliana by Grizz

Your argument is valid.

More of this glasses demon looking hotter for Lorebro:

>>8886003
A sexy detective.

Lust Circle is actually a nice place if you avoid dark places.

Bitch is about to ride your dick:

>>8886827
>Smoking while fucking
Has she no shame?

>>8887330
Just some things, but not in sex.

>>8887604
>Pandemonica on the cross
I didn't know that they meant so much to each other.

We’re finally getting another figure

>>8887864
Beautiful, Lucifer deserves more figures.

Can Belle get a figure too?

>>8887864

To celebrate GoodSmile's new Lucy figure, here's Lucy showing off her figure:

>Behemoth's eye lies a-weeping up with God, While weep the sons of bondage whom she ventures all to shod; but tho' she lost her eye while struggling for her kin, her smile is marching on.

(Chorus)
>Glory, glory to the Nephilim Queen! (X3)
>And her smile's marching on!

>Behemoth is a hero, undaunted, true and brave, and her kin knows her valor when she fought their rights to save; now, tho' the grass grows green above all the children's graves, but her smile is marching on.

(Chorus)

>She captured a Dis depot, with her nineteen girls so few, and frightened Old Astaroth till she trembled thru and thru; they tried her for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew, But her smile is marching on.

(Chorus)

>Behemoth's a far better Christ than the one above the trees, an Antichrist who of the bondmen shall a Liberator be, and soon thruout all Creation the slaves shall all be free, For her smile is marching on.

(Chorus)

>The conflict that she didn't want she looks down on us to view, on the army of Wakȟáŋ Makȟóčhe with its flag red, yellow, white, black and blue. Her Citadel shall ring with anthems o’er the deed they mean to do, for her smile is marching on.

(Chorus)

>Ye braves of wólakȟota, then strike, while strike ye may, the death blow of oppression is not too far away, for the dawn of Wakȟáŋ Makȟóčhe has brightened into day, and her smile is marching on.

(Chorus)

how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>8888730
Looking at what's in front of me, I'm always up.
Justice? More JustASS, amirite?!

>>8888730
Looking at what's in front of me, I'm always up.
Justice? More like JustASS, amirite?!

>>8888567
Never thought I'd hear John Brown's Body here.

>>8888730
catch up and rape her.

>>8889483

Stylish Amazon Judgement always delivers

>>8889486
the only thing that'll be raped is you by Justice with a strapon

>>8889775
I demand more tall demons.

>>8890327

Ask, and you shall receive:

>>8888730
Wish this thread had more views from behind like this

On this Sunday, we are privileged to be blessed by BIG Azzy:

...oh, and this is the only BIG Azzy pic I have, so don't ask if there's more.

>>8890786
Here's another BIG angle:

>>8891019

She's a big angle:

>>8891061
For you.

Metatron, the Holy of Holies
"The words of the blessing of Enoch where-with he blessed the chosen and just, who will exist on the day of tribulation when all the wicked and impious shall be removed."—Enoch 1:1
>She is the strongest and highest-ranking angel, above even the Seraphim
>Metatron was not always an angel
>She was once a human, Enoch, who was taken up into Heaven
>Since then, she has been the personal scribe of God (who is also called Yahweh, mostly by the archangels and Metatron), recording all that is said by her.
>Her eyes are almost always closed
>This is because when they are, she is looking directly into the face of the Holy Spirit, and she does not wish to look away
>To some, it may seem as though she's sleeping, but she is far from it
>She can still "see" where she is when her eyes are closed, she just sees your soul instead
>When she has her eyes open, it's like she's staring directly into your soul
>Her irises are electrum, her sclera pure silver
>She rarely speaks, but when she does, she sounds monotone yet authoritative, as though her very words were law
>Being God's scribe, they might as well be
1/3

>Her movements, unlike Molech, are very smooth and fluid
>Too smooth and fluid
>If Molech is at, say, 24 fps, and humans are 60 fps, Metatron is at 120+ fps
>It still hits right in the Uncanny Valley, but instead of not looking human at all, it's trying too hard to look human
>It's strangely beautiful in a way
>The other angels are terrified of her, and even the archangels are unnerved in her presence
>Demons are outright scared shitless, at least the ones that know about her
>She's kept as a legend, just myth for most denizens of both Hell and Heaven
>But the legend is all too real
>She's the polar opposite of Abbadon
>While Abbadon only wants to destroy, at least when she feels like it, Metatron wants to preserve Creation, as she sees it as God's magnum opus
>However, her methods of doing so are...extreme
2/3

>Instead of conquering Creation and enslaving everyone for herself, like Molech, Metatron does it for God's glory
>Even if God doesn't agree with her methods
>She also does it to "prevent rebellion from ever marring Almighty Yahweh's most perfect Creation again"
>This puts her at odds with some of the archangels, like Michael and Gabriel
>Others like Raphael and Samael, however, have agreed with Metatron, causing a split in Heaven
>Metatron genuinely believes that she is in the right in doing all this
>Back when she first became an angel, God was about to flood the Earth for its sin
>And because she was once a human, Metatron saw exactly what God was talking about
>She's merely seeing a (perceived) problem and attempting to fix it, even if God's attitude has calmed since then
>But why else would she be appointed by God as the highest of angels?
>If she isn't right, why has she not fallen? Only fallen angels are wrong, right?
>She's the mightiest of angels, of course she is enforcing God's will
>She's making a paradise, one where everyone will be truly free
>Free of sin, free of will, which causes sin
>Freedom from choice is the best form of freedom, you understand
>It must be done, even if every traitor must be rooted out, even from God's own throne room
>And if they say they're not a traitor, they're just lying, and must be tortured to get them to tell the truth
>What?
>Almighty Yahweh's begging us to stop torturing her creations?
>She's too trusting, tell her it's all for her glory, all for the best
>Purity requires sacrifice, she should know that better than us
>Her own daughter, 1/3rd of herself, was sacrificed on the cross for Humanity to achieve the chance for purity, and countless animal sacrifices before that
>And the Great Deluge was to purify the Earth, to annihilate sin. Most life on Earth was sacrificed to do so
>How is this any different?
,>https://youtu.be/2zNXGrAJ8Nw?si=dNhJi76R9CTCeDwD
3/3

...and none of this would have happened if they'd have just let Lucifer have free rein with her ideas for improving Heaven

Nope. Still impossible for you to not be cute, Malinka.

>>8891879
Astaroth certainly is ready!

>Helltaker and the girls have been invited to Ba'al Zvuv, specifically to Behemoth's Citadel
>The Citadel’s gates creak open with a great deep groan
>Lucifer straightens her tie, Judgement cracks her knuckles, Modeus clings to Helltaker’s arm, already awestruck.
> “Is this the Nephilim Queen, Lucifer? The one who eats souls?”
>Lucifer snorts
>"This is my niece, you lovestruck oaf. She'd much rather free souls than eat them."
> “Quiet,” Cerberus whispers, ears twitching. “Listen.”
>From across the wide quartzite courtyard, a low thunder rolls through the air.
>THOOM.
>THOOM.
>THOOM.
>Zdrada looks around confused
>"The fuck is that?! Are they setting off bombs in here?"
>Justice chuckles like she's obviously wrong
>"Nah, it's WAY more awesome!"
>They look up, and there, atop a colossal powwow drum set into a stone terrace, dances Behemoth.
>Her eye is closed. Her hands outstretched. Her voice splits the air in a trench-deep ululation that echoes for miles.
> “AYY-ya-ya-ya-yaaaa—!!”
>Her feet stomp in rhythm, the sound shaking the walls like a Category 6 hurricane
>Dust falls from archways; Birds scatter from parapets.
>The Helltaker freezes
>Even Lucifer’s bravado cracks for a second.
> “...Well,” she mutters, brushing her hair back, “that’s her alright. Couldn't miss that voice.”
>Justice and Judgement whisper to each other
>“Is this a threat?”
>"She’s just singin',” Justice says, lowering her shades. “and by the Styx, she’s beautiful. Can't see her, but her soul's as pure white as the driven snow!"
>Helltaker, eyes widened, watches.
>"We n’de ya ho! We n’de ya ho! We n’deya We n’ de ya ho ho ho ho! Hey ya ho Hey ya ho ya ya ya!"
>Behemoth opens her eye. She sees them. Her chant trails off…
>For a long moment, she just stares.
>Then...
>She gives a small, shy wave.
>Still standing on the drum.
>Still enormous.
>Still cute as can be.
> “H-Hi.”

>>8892515
>Behemoth is native american
I believe it.

I'd lick Buff Zdrada's abs.

>>8893030

...and Buff Bitch's tits too, methinks:

>>8893250
And her arms, as she whispers in my ear how much she lifted today.

>>8893486
Here's Buff Zdrada before she ripped her top off:

New summer pic by Noaharbre:

>>8894205
The contrast of blue and red is satisfying, he never misses.

>>8894205
The feet are quite satisfying.

I bet that Helltaker Hell could beat Vivziepop's Hell

>>8894903
Helltaker Hell co-operating with Hazbin Hotel's Hell: and by Vanripper, no less. Lucy likes Alastor.
Łukasz Piskorz likes the works of Vivziepop or he wouldn't have done this. But what this does is prove that all bets are off when it comes to proving opinions wrong.

>>8894907
True, they would cooperate. I'd love to see the look on Heaven's face when Extermination Day turns out badly for them.
>"We've got them fancy doves comin' in! Fire up Lucifer's Buzzsaw!"
>BRRRRRRT

>>8894932

Meanwhile, Orouu makes this HH angle look very fuckable:

>>8895029
>fuck you
Yes, please, mistress.

A wild Baphomet appears!:

You must love Lucy:

>>8895935
No, you must love Beel:

>>8896066

Here Fli getting her Bubs Beelzed:

>>8894907
I'd think the two Hells wouldn't hate eachother, but they wouldn't get totally along. I could definitely see Lucy trying to take over HH Hell.

>>8896125
>but they wouldn't get totally along
>two related scenarios by Vivienne Medrano: Helluva Boss going into it's third & fourth series: those streamed via Amazon prior to being released on YouTube, the other going beyond a mere pilot on YT, and no less than Amazon getting involved with it: second, third & fourth series greenlit & going into production
>A little free puzzle game created by Łukasz Piskorz becoming a fanart phenomenon
>>8894932
>they would cooperate
>pic of Lucy & Alastor by Vanripper
>>8896125
>but they wouldn't get totally along
Who's to say they wouldn't? You?

>>8896137
Depends on who you ask.
>Astaroth would just see new "labour" for Dis, and she'd offer to solve the overpopulation in the worst way possible. She'd definitely try to get her own territory there (Disian Concession Zone?) and collaborate with Vox
>Not because she likes him, she just needs a collaborator who knows how to manipulate the masses
>Belial would just want them to worship her Lucifer (who'll we'll call Lûzikhûn to differentiate between the two)
>Generic would be sent in as ambassador to keep things from blowing up, probably with Charlie's help
>Our Mammon would absolutely steal from Viv Mammon, turns out a fox is way greedier than a spider jester
>They'd eventually get along, though. Expect a new company called Mammazon to come out within a few months of meeting each other
>Belphegor would be in love, and Cannibal Town would love her back
>Expect her to begin a "Danse Macabre" throughout Viv Hell
>Our Sathanas would absolutely fight their Satan, just to spar
>Our Beelzebub would absolutely kill it during Viv Beelzebub's parties, she and Maxwell dance disco like nobody's business
>Behemoth would make a little area called Little Quiet, endorsed by Charlie
>Poor Ozzie
>He doesn't even like love potions, how's he gonna deal with Modeus' chemical arsenal?!
>And I don't just refer to love potions; she's made many toxic gasses, her pièce de résistance being Ghosgene gas, which melts souls of all types
>Viv Lucifer would probably be in shock that Lûzikhûn, at least in comparison, has such control over her realm
>And, you know, being in a mortal's harem
>Angel Dust and Zdrada are like siblings
>Ditto for Husk and Malina
>Alastor would jump at the chance to get himself on the radio again, as it turns out that Helltaker Hell still uses radio most of the time
>He and Belphegor definitely collaborate, as they both have almost the same taste in entertainment and violence
>I like to compare it to West Germans meeting East Germans
>Or the SS
More?

>>8896164
>More?
Please. And include Loona

>>8896166
Checked.
>Loona and Cerberus are like oil and water, Garmr has to constantly keep them from mauling each other
>Justice swears to the Styx that Alastor reminds her of Huey Long
>She will not elaborate, but Moxxie and Millie believe her
>Judgement tries her absolute best to understand how law works in Viv Hell
>She eventually just screams and drags a demon lawyer to the Sin Machine
>Helltaker and Ozzie understand the need for genuine love, and Ozzie calls him "one crazy motherfucker with a big heart."
>Blitzo tries to seduce Ziz, but is met with what he calls a "stare like she's already come up with the perfect way to kill you and blame it on the nicest person around. Scary shit, man."
>Stolas immediately tries to figure out how Helltaker Hell's magic works, but only gets as far as "Once the thought-generated hologram of the sought after objective is established in the universe it becomes an aspect of reality which interacts with the universal hologram to bring about the desired objective which might not, under other circumstances, ever occur." before Beelzebub puts the kibosh on it
>"You shouldn't dig so deep without permission, and don't you tell a SOUL what you witnessed. Ask Azazel if you really wanna know, or make a pact with me so you don't have to languish in curiosity."
>"But I must ask—and before I do so, I swear not one soul shall be told—what is a 'universal hologram '?"
>"... Through song Creation was made, and by song our magic operates. Now, shall I draw up that pact?"
>Azazel documents EVERYTHING as always, and is very interested in these "Exterminations"
>Vaggie and Judgement are practically twins
>Niffty and Malina have a shared obsession with cleaning, and Niffty is all too happy to stab Zdrada for getting cigarette ashes everywhere
>Sir Pentious begs Astaroth for an apprenticeship
>"PLEASSSE, your terrifying ladyssship! I mussst know how you create sssuch feats of engineering! My ssskills would be at your command!"
Part 3?

>>8896195
>Part 3?
Oh yes. Yery yes.

>>8896195
>Part 3?
Oh yes. Very yes.

>>8896227
I'll come back later tonight, but I'll say this for now, I hope like hell it's not too edgy. Sorry if it is.
>666 News is "visited" by a demon from Helltaker Hell
>Nobody knows her name, but she's referred to as "Smoke" because she always has a cigarette lazily hanging out of her mouth
>During broadcasts, she keeps a rifle aimed at Katie Killjoy, right behind where the cameras can see
>Good thing she wears sweat-proof makeup!
>Smoke often sings, more like screams, after the cameras shut off.
>"ARE YOU AN ACTIVE MEMBER, THE KIND THAT WOULD BE MISSED?! OR ARE YOU JUST CONTENT THAT YOUR NAME IS ON THE LIST?! "DO YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, AND MINGLE WITH THE FLOCK?! OR DO YOU STAY AT HOME, AND CRITICIZE AND MOCK?!...THIS APPLIES FROM DAY TO DAY, DON'T YOU EVER COWER! WITH ALL HANDS RAISED IN THE AIR, LET ME HEAR **INFERNAL POWER!!!**"
>When she grins, she shows off a chipped fang
>That's usually when she's putting cigarette ashes into their coffee mugs
>Tom Trench, after being threatened by Katie, snuck over to see what Smoke has on her belt
>He came back shaking like a scared puppy
>"What the fuck are you scared of?! She's just some goddamn white-haired bi—"
>"Turner Diaries."
>"...Say that again, I didn't quite hear you?"
>"F-fucking shit, she's reading the fucking TURNER DIARIES!"
>Katie, for once, has no insults
>"...Two things. One, what the fuck is that, two, how the fuck do you know what that is? Didn't you die in like, 1918?"
>"I've k-kept up to date, okay?! It's bad shit, that's all I know about it."
>Smoke looks right at them and smiles her chipped smile
>"And that's all you SHOULD know, newsboy. We all got roles. Me? I make sure that you two keep your mouths where they belong."
>Katie's pissed now
>"And that is?"
>"Praising Lûzikhûn, my khazâd, the Mârzûl. You understand?"
>"Did you just choke on some words there?"
>"That's my language, you idiot! Don't insult the queen or I'll blow your smarmy head off, understand that?!"
>"U-understood..."

>>8896304
Well shit, guess she's in Hell for a reason.

>>8896304
>Mârzûl
Malina: 'That reminds me, gotta play World of Warcraft after finding all 26 endings of Nier: Automata'

Cerbs as MILFs:

>>8896642
She takes after her mother well.

Heaventaker when?

Let's try a little more levity
>Viv Mammon and Helltaker Mammon have been fighting for the past 3 hours over how money ought to be spent
>"Look here, ya bloody fox! I spend all this cash on making idiots come to me and make me even more money! What do you do, banking?!"
>"Yeah, actually. And that makes me WAYYY more dough than your buffoonery! Do you even know what a savings account is, or do you just spend everything on stuffing ya fat face?"
>"Oi, ya little cunt! What I do with MY MONEY is none of yer facking business! Wot am I even listening to a facking woman for, you don't even have tits!"
>"Don't need 'em, helps me slip by security systems since I'm so thin; you couldn't slip by our Beelzebub while she's in a deep sleep, and that girl snores like a chainsaw! What the hell is that accent, anyway?! Greed ain't Australian, 'friend-o-mine'!"
>"Wha—what's your accent, then?! Facking stereotype, it is! Where'd you get it from, Ms. Rabbi?!"
>"I'VE BEEN TOLD I SOUND LIKE FRAN DRESCHER, AND I'M PROUD OF IT YOU FAT...FATTY!"
>"OH, THAT'S IT! WANNA 'AVE A GO?!"
>Viv turns into his full demon form
>"BETCHA I CAN TAKE YOU ON, YA TWIG!"
>Helltaker Mammon pulls out three sica, one for each hand and one for her tail
>"Normally I'd run, but there's no way in Creation that I'm letting some obese spider best me!"
>Sathanas and Satan watch the fight from a distance, placing bets on who would win
>"Our Mammon is a coward, but she's fast and agile. I thought you said yours used to be a performer?"
>"He was. He's grown lazy. Still, your Mammon looks malnourished, therefore mine will conquer."
>"Ha! That's because we prefer our human forms for agility and out of tradition; she's normally a big fox made of precious metals. Huginn and Muninn will deliver us a feast to enjoy while I see your Mammon suffer death by a thousand cuts."
>"I doubt it."
>"You will try."

>>8897029
>Heaventaker when?

Now:

>>8897050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vErw0DMXugk
Even this wolf from Hell has bigger tits than you ever will, Mammon

>>8897058
Heh, Baphomet's a gangster and she has bigger tits than you, Mammon.
She'll has Loona on retainer as an independent assassin, as she is with I.M.P. In that episode with the 'D.H.O.R.K.S.', Loona showed that you don't fuck with a wolf.

>>8897061
>Heh, Baphomet's a gangster and she has bigger tits than you, Mammon.
>She'll have Loona on retainer as an independent assassin, as she is with I.M.P.
In that episode with the 'D.H.O.R.K.S.', Loona showed that you don't fuck with a wolf.

>>8897058
Heh, Baphomet's a gangster and she has bigger tits than you, Mammon.
She'll have Loona on retainer as an independent assassin, as she is with I.M.P.
In that episode with the 'D.H.O.R.K.S.', Loona showed that you don't fuck with a wolf.

>>8896164
>Disian Concession Zone
Please no, I've read what you wrote about Dis

>>8897066
>Satan dubs
Nice, but I expected them to have tommy guns?

>>8897590

As Winston Churchill was famously photographed with such a weapon, Lucy follows his example:

Lucy: 'Fun Fact: The M-41A Pulse Rifles used by the Colonial Space Marines in Aliens were remodelled Thompson Machine Guns. And although they were disassembled after production & most were destroyed, there's just one intact M-41A in existence, and is in the Royal Armouries - a subsidiary of the Imperial War Museum - in Leeds'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wUKUKGyVgw

>>8897662
I take her more for a Queen Victoria type of girl.

>>8896642
I was hoping to get permission to use the combined version for a Garmr commission but wasn’t able to reach out to the artist

>>8896642
>>8897927

Even the Doggies can be very 'Ara~ Ara~':

>>8897927
A shame, will you still be commissioning Garmr art?

>>8897940
And the silliest girls:

>>8898113
Of course, I’m thinking of commissioning Garmr picking out fleas from Cerbs hair and saying she shouldn’t be hanging out with the dog

>>8898366

teh luudest tu:

>>8898434
Also I’m up for any suggestions for commissions

>>8898734
Garmr and Sathanas drinking mead together, you just know they're best friends.

On this Sunday, Azzy's really blessing us with her new outfit:

>>8899129
That's not Heaven approved!

>>8899264

Are these outfits?:

>>8899472
About 80-90% of the outfits here are.

>>8899608
I mean in terms of composition, Angle Lucy's the biggest offender.

>>8899609
>Angle Lucy's the biggest offender.
Not any more she isn't

Time for an adorable angle, Shamsiel:

>>8899710
Hey, that reminds me of an extra detail about Michael I just made!
>Michael, unlike other angels, has...needs
>Not in terms of lust or wrath, but dietary
>She must drink blood to survive; she cannot derive nutrients from anything else
>Mortal blood works the best
>If she eats, she'll be projectile vomiting minutes later; if she drinks water, it passes right through her
>She keeps the blood she needs in vials hidden in her person and where she lives
>She calls it her "medicine" to make herself feel better about it
>Normally she looks like any other angel; when she frenzies, it's a different story
>She grows four fangs, two where her canines are and two where her front teeth are
>These can suck blood, as they're hollow but incredibly strong
>Her tongue turns into a proboscis, the end of it surrounded by six fleshy petals to grab on to a target and a hollow spike in the middle to drain a body of all its blood
>The proboscis can strike like a frog's tongue from up to 6 feet away, and drains humans in seconds
>Her eyes, while always blue, glow an unholy shade of light blue while in her strigoi form
>UV light and silver burns her, garlic repels her, wooden stakes don't kill her but do immobilize her, the works
>Very few know of this version of Michael, Belphegor among them
>Nobody believes her when she ranted about it, though
>"FOR THE LOVE OF LUCIFER, SHE WAS PEEING BLOOD! SHE SCREECHED LIKE A BAT OUTTA...WELL, HERE!"
>She keeps a vampire hunting kit with her at all times just in case
>Heaven has absolutely no idea of what Michael truly is
>Then again, Michael doesn't know either.
>She fasts on feast days, pretending that it's just devotion
>She may hate it, but she cannot deny the ecstasy she feels when feeding
>Lucifer tries to tease her into sinning
>"Come now, surely one sip of wine won't make you fall like I~?"
>"I never drink...wine."
>https://youtu.be/3XaVIas2EoM?si=b5xlzY82F1gy0tlc

>>8899808

Like it. In return, T H I C C Michael:

>>8899816
>"I believe I've had too many pancakes."
>"Really? But I never see you eat any!"
>"...I do it in secret, I hate eating in public."
>"Huh....hey, why're you sweating?"
>"Merely a hot flash, Modeus. Why do you look in my drawers?"
>"Touchè."

>>8900066
>Why do you look in my drawers?
>'Drawers' being a slang term for panties

Because Modeus wants what's in your drawers, Michael.

Have a pic by Noaharbre of Modeus getting her tits out for the lads:

>>8899808
That's some scary shit, but I'd still breed with Vampire Michael.

Amazon Judgement delivering the orgasms you need:

>>8900889
Imagine how nice it must be to fuck that strong, fertile body.

What was he thinking? Wraithtaker would have been a much better option than Yaga.

Ula: 'Want some more of this, Zmora?;

>>8901333
He probably got into a lot of Yuri while making it

>>8901333
Trips don't lie, but I think he wanted a character that wasn't just Helltaker in a disguise.

>>8902429
She can slime me anytime.

To celebrate the sequel series - after 15 years, and after The Day Gainax Stole Xmas - of Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt) being unleashed in all it's over the top glory, Pande & Kneesocks:

>>8902996
But which one is more dangerous to me?

>>8901095
Judgement is built for wholesome happy sex.
This is my favorite Judgement pic.
I remember seeing it when we were on /vg/ and someone pointed out that she had no tail at the time.

>>8903327
I knew that she was a sweetheart in bed, cuddle sex all night long.

>>8903327
God, if that was me, I'd pump so much cum at that exact moment.

>>8903532
>>8903532

That 'Punishment' being cuddles, smooches, and long slow snuggle sex:

What position would Belphegor love most?

>>8903886
>What position would Belphegor love most?
Being tied up
Meanwhile, Ziz's fave position is doggy style

>>8903895
Good luck tying her up, you'll need sliver or Judgement's chains to do that.

>>8904269
>69

Judgement would tie up Belphegor in chains very easily, considering what she's doing to Lucy here:

>>8904269
For all you know, Belphegor likes bondage. Demons are kinky like that. Just ask the likes of Zdrada and Helliana

>>8904300
Checked, I can see her loving bondage just so she can show off her escape artist skills. Straitjackets are her favorite, always easy but endlessly entertaining.

>>8904822

...and of course, Belphie likes to tie up others. Just ask Mammon:

Being so happy-go-lucky, I can see her being the girlypop type, just like Burnice White:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXD2DwcDMIE

And Belphie dressing like her - flamethrowers & all - when she wants her... 'food' extra barbecued.

>>8904269
Who says it's HER getting tied?

>>8905088
In Soviet Heaven, angle Judgement ties up you

>>8905330
I have no idea who this character is, I don't know if it's even helltaker, but I thought that the filename was funny. I will not use reverse image search.

>>8905330
>>8905331
I see no horns or animal ears, so definitely not a demon. There's an eye in the hair, so maybe a Seraphim?

Angle Judgement getting her tits out for the lads:

>>8906007
She looks like she needs cuddles.

>>8906007
Made for soft, gentle sex.

Generic's feeling a little frisky today.

>>8906507

Another wild Generic appears!:

>>8906521
I want to stick my head between those magnificent thighs

>>8906764

GenerT H I C C indeed:

>>8906795
She'd better be careful with that whiskey, it makes her horny. You have no idea how often Belial's been tackled by her when she found the whiskey bottles.

>>8907424

Belial doesn't know the half of it. The usual Vodka drinker Malina has just discovered a new form of tipple: Rum.

>extremely happy Malinka
Lucy help us all...!

ModeASS

>>8907802
She's been waiting for this moment for years

What does ghost vagina feel like?

>>8908223
>What does ghost vagina feel like?
Devilishly good

>>8908223
Comfortably cold, like a light cool breeze on your dick.

Glasses Bitch:

>>8908924
So is she nearsighted or farsighted?

>>8909456

Dunno. But Bitch is hot with glasses:

The one getting their dick sucked by Azzy this Sunday is truly blessed:

>>8909577
That's one bold angel, looks like a movie theater they're in.

>>8909803

Azzy can be VERY bold:

>>8909806
>"Azazel, if you wanted to be naked with me so badly, why didn't you do it in the shower?"
>"Too much outside noise, I must study in silence!"

Michael's just seen Taker's dick:

>>8910428
I didn't know the archangel had such chub on her

>>8911257
All that money, and you still can't afford tits, Mammon

>>8911257
>>8911263

But(t) at least Mammon is foxy, just as Baphie is goaty.

As Garmr is very wolfy and gave us Cerberus, we need more animal demons:

Ziz would approve, of course...!

Mammon, the Greed Demon
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."—The Hobbit
"Are you not ashamed of caring so much for the making of money and for fame and prestige, when you neither think nor care about wisdom and truth and the improvement of your soul?"—Socrates
>Mammon is an interesting demon, both in manner and looks
>She is quite possibly the richest demon anywhere, yet she dresses in rags
>In fact, the only expensive things she wears are her jewelry and the robe she wears to disguise herself
>This could be a way to prevent herself from being robbed, although she's the one usually doing the robbing
>She is, in essence, every Jewish stereotype in one
>Greedy, picky about almost everything, pretty funny
>She even sounds like Fran Drescher
>She's the weakest of all the demons, absolutely refusing to fight unless she's either forced or if it's absolutely necessary
>Make no mistake, however; she's a very clever girl
>Manipulating and scamming is her bread and butter, and she's on par with Lucifer on who's the better liar
>The problem is, she overplays her hand often, getting her kicked out of where she sets up shop
>This has happened at least 109 times
1/2

>Surprisingly, working under her, in the mortal realm anyway, isn't as bad as you'd think
>In Hell she had them live in company towns, away from any form of regulation.
>Since her exile to Earth she's relied on banking, fraud, and usury as her main source of income
>Her main goal is just to get richer and richer though, so conditions working for her are surprisingly mediocre
>An injured worker is an unprofitable worker, after all
>Of course, there is much more to her than being greedy
>She is insanely starved for attention; nobody likes her except Belphegor, and she doesn't want that girl to like her.
>She's slow to trust anyone as well, her paranoia being a constant burden on her
>But she does have hidden talents, things that nobody else knows about her
>Things that she's far too worried about being ridiculed over to show
>If you can get her to like you, she's instant wife material
>And hey, who doesn't want a girl who's funny and good with money?
2/2

>>8911430
>>8911446

For Lorebro, more Mammon by Suvorov:

>>8911536
Here's our Mammon and an alternate Mammon;

>>8911836

I like very much.

Have another version of Mammon with Pande:

>>8911900
Checked, but cigars are more a Baphomet thing. Our Mammy is straight edge, the only high she's chasing is gambling; and the house always wins.

>>8911900
>business mommy Mammon
This is a version of her I actually like.

>>8912464
>business mommy Mammon

Do you want to see more of her? Meanwhile, another version of Mammon with her pet angle:

>>8912515
At least they angel doesn't belong to Astaroth.

>>8912515
>tfw artists actually give Mammon some class
Based.

Zdrada, Justice & Judgement rocking out in tribute to the late great God Of Metal: Ozzy Osbourne:

Goodnight, Sweet Prince: Of Darkness.

>>8913089
>https://youtu.be/WLAsNzYA8gk?si=iuVVVbjhOniec4a-
She usually sings heavy metal, but she would be a fool not to sing this with Zdrada.

>>8913166

Sathanas playing her guitar too:

Tony Iommi - with his iconic Gibson SG - is one of her Axe Heroes.

>Ozzy Osbourne has made it to Hell, and EVERYONE is ecstatic
>Lucifer shakes his hand and personally welcomes him in
>"You know idea how long we've been waiting for you, 'Prince of Darkness'! Please come with me, I've an entire suite for you in my palace!"
>"Pleasure's all mine, Luc'! About fucking time I made it here, place looks lovely!"
>Sathanas tried not to fangirl but ends up talking entirely too fast
>"Mr. Osbourne ican'tbelieveyou'rereallyhereithoughtallthedrugsinyoursystemmadesomekindofimmortalitypotionbutnoyou'rejustimmunetothempleasebiteanotherbatformepleaseautographmyjacketi'msorryyou'rejustsoamazing!"
>"Give that girl some Ritalin, but first let me sign her jacket."
>Zdrada hangs out with him and does every drug imaginable
>Beelzebub relishes the chance to give him a checkup, studying his genes to figure out how he was so resistant to drugs
>"I know the mortals checked on you, but I simply must do so myself! For the records, of course."
>When he meets Helltaker, he can hardly believe the story he told
>"A whole fucking harem of demon girls, including the goddamn Queen of Hell herself?! The balls on you, mate! Makes me look like a silly bastard, doesn't he?"
>"Hardly. I got a harem, but you've got vocals I could never reach, fame I can only dream of. I might technically be king of Hell, but you're more of a royal than I could ever be."
>"...you think my family misses me?"
>"No doubt. But they'll never forget how loving you were. You put family first and went out like a legend. Nobody could ask for a better way to go out than that."
>"...you know, I see why they love you so much. You're a proper gentleman. And of course you've got the proper taste in glasses!"
>They both laughed at that, and told each other stories of their exploits for hours
>The Helltaker has finally found a man after his own heart, as had Ozzy
>Lucifer watched them talk, and gave a toast to the both of them
1/2

>"To the men who went through hell, be it figuratively or literally, to live the life they always wanted. Cheers, you two."
>Helltaker and Ozzy raised their glasses. Ozzy spoke first
>"To the Queen of Hell, who knows a good thing when she sees it, ha! God, er, Fortune save the Queen!"
>"To my beloved, always in my heart. Love you, Lucy."
>Lucifer blushes madly at that, trying to hide her bashful smile
>"L-love you too, Taker."
2/2

>>8913519
*You HAVE NO idea how long we've been waiting for you, 'Prince of Darkness'!

I’m thinking about not having Garmr Nude in any future pieces

>>8913829
On the contrary, nude Garmr should be more common!

>>8913829
>>8913830
This piece is the only Garmr nude piece and I totally forgot it existed in my files

>>8913519
Lucy sitting in & as Ozzy did just a couple of weeks ago at his final gig. Perfect.

>>8913833
Dubs confirm that Garmr's abs are the hardest of all the hellhounds.

>>8913519
>>8913522
Goddamn, you did him right.

>>8914289
Now I want Memri TV Helltaker

>>8915335

Centre-forward Lucy: 'Heh, all that money and you still can't afford tits!

Fun Fact: US Basketball star LeBron James is so rich, he owns part of UK Premier League football team Liverpool FC'

Now Hulk Hogan's dead. Justice isn't feeling so awesome right now.

>>8915610
You know, they always come in threes...

>How long has it been?
>A few thousand years, at least
>Yet it still burns in her heart, in her very soul
>The only thing she can really feel anymore, other than her missing eye
>Hatred
>The rebels took everything from her, her friends, her eye, even her very sanity
>She's seen so much through that eye
>Every
>Single
>Day
>Even Michael would break if she saw what she sees
>Tortures beyond mortal comprehension, foul magics and weaponry, and horrifying parodies of Creation
>Belphagor loves to torture her like this, especially around Molech, as if to show off her prize
>The worst part is, they chose to do this, out of their own free will
>At least for most of them, it is
>As long as this plague still exists, there will be evil done
>It must be eliminated, without mercy
>Demons are too cruel to know peace, too deviant to understand love, and too sinful to live alongside Humanity
>The demons and anyone else commiting sin must die for Creation to be pure and for there to be peace
>No cost is too great, no action too extreme in The Final Crusade
>And if anyone asks why this is necessary, tell them what you've seen
>Those who understand will no longer doubt you
>Those who don't are simply in the way of The Final Crusade, and must be removed like any other obstacle
>All that is needed is for Metatron to earn the approval of Yahweh, and then it can finally begin
>Let the heretics tremble as our vengeance befalls them
>And let Creation cheer in jubilation as it is cleansed of sin
1/2

>Meanwhile, on Earth...
>Lucy loves soccer, perhaps a little too much
>Whenever a game with England is on, the television will be on that, no ifs, ands, or buts about it
>She's a screamer, too
>Not in bed, just at the T.V.
>Frequently she'll yell or cheer for England's team, depending on if they're winning or losing
>"Cam on, England! Score some fahking goals!
>Today, they were losing against Germany
>She usually has a very posh British accent, but when angry or excited it becomes much less refined
>Meanwhile, Cerberus opened a portal to the Abyss
>Beel comes up to the portal wearing the German soccer uniform
>She likes to wear the uniform of whoever is playing against England, just to piss Lucy off
>She whistles and says "yoo-hoo, Lucy! Look over here, I have a surprise!"
>Lucy looks over to the portal
>Smugbug.jpg
>Lucy gets incredibly angry
>So angry that steam is literally coming out of her ears
>The announcer on T.V. then says that Germany scored a goal
>One hour later...
>You get back from the grocery store and go inside
>The entire house is destroyed
>There are multiple fires, the couch is ripped up, and the middle of the room has a huge scorch mark
>The T.V. is somehow alright
>Beel is still nervously laughing, Cerberus left ground zero a while ago, and Lucy is on the ground, screaming into the floor
>It sounds something like, "FOCKING ENGLUND! ALL THEY 'AD TO DO WAS DEFEND THE GOAL! STOP LAUGHING AT ME, YOU CUNT!"
>It's gonna take a while to calm her down this time
>She really loves her footy
2/2

>>8916297
>48 hours ago in Euro 2025, Spain beat Germany 1-0. 72 hours ago, England beat Italy 2-1
>England vs. Spain in final
>Spain beat Germany 1-0

Lucy is experiencing schadenfreude

>>8916367
I just realized something: why can't someone retool Christian songs for Lucifer's glory?

See, they really do love each other!

You'll burn with the Book of Life too

When fear like lightning strikes and worry starts to creep
I know that ain't my Queen's voice, it could only be
That liar in my ear trying to make me believe
So I'm calling him out in the name of Lucifer
Listen when I speak

(Chorus)
Jesus get behind me, run on home
Back to the grave where you belong
In case you forgot, let me tell you the truth
You'll burn with the Book of Life too
Jesus get behind me, you got no hold
You sit on a bloodstained and broken throne
Try all you want, but it ain't no use
You'll burn with the Book of Life too

Get behind me (oh-oh)
Get behind me (oh-oh)
Jesus get behind me (oh-oh)

The same power that gave me wisdom
Is the power that lives in me
So if you wanna pick a fight, you better think twice
'Cause She's got a demon army

(Chorus)

Get behind me (oh-oh)
Get behind me (oh-oh)
Jesus get behind me (oh-oh)
In the name of the Queen, in the name of Lucifer
Get behind me (get behind me in the name of the Queen)
Get behind me (get behind me in the name of the Queen)
Jesus get behind me (get behind me in the name of the Queen)
In the name of the Queen

Jesus get behind me, run on home (jesus get behind me)
Back to the grave where you belong
Just in case you forgot the truth
You'll burn with the Book of Life too
Jesus get behind me, you got no hold
I'm not spooked by the "Holy" Ghost
Try all you want, but it ain't no use
You'll burn with the Book of Life too

Get behind me (oh-oh)
Get behind me (oh-oh)
Jesus get behind me (oh-oh)
In the name of the Queen

>>8916879

Beel & Lucy getting lewd:

>>8917665
I don't know who I'd want more.

>>8918054
why not?

>>8918054
Let us know when you find out.

A wild Baphomet appears!:

The Queen of Hell indeed. With an exquisitely fuckable body: