Tier list edition
How would you rate the Overwatch girls?
>No futa shit
>AI allowed in moderation
>No gay shit or single males. At least one Overwatch girl in the picture
>No queen of spades cringe
>No gas or onara
>No drama

Old thread
>>8803694

Might be in the minority, but Zarya is top Overwatch girl for me.

S: Pharah, Mei, Widowmaker
A: Birgitte, Sombra, Symmetra, Kiriko
B: Ana, Dv.a, Tracer, Mercy, Freja, Illari
C: Ashe, Junker Queen
D: The rest

Honestly most of them are ridiculously hot, have jerked to them all at one point or another

>>8879931
I wanna worship her muscular body so bad

Nice thread theme! Will have to think this through, Pharah, Kiriko and D.Va have to be pretty high for me

My OW harem/wet dream.

>>8880016
Yeah they're all top tier, Kiriko is much newer but she just seems so fun and playful. The videos they've made of her are all top notch, prime HMV material

>>8879515 (OP)
My top five:
1. D.Va, for the Yeero videos (webm related is one of the best ever made)
2. Kiriko for the other Yeero video
3. Juno for the Nuttycravat videos
4. Mei for the Fugtrup images/videos
5. Widowmaker for the Redmoa videos

>>8880267
The k-pop collab was a godsend for porn.

>>8880313

>>8880017
Musclegirls abound! The only way I like Zarya though is with a big futa cock, seems just natural for her to fuck the other Overwatch girls.

>>8880671
I'm not into futa myself... Dicks are an instant turn-off for me.

>>8880679
Yeah why can’t muscle women just be muscle women. Thick muscles is not a male exclusive thing.

>>8880771
Depends on how thick we're talking about here.

>>8881210
I think Zarya is fine enough, not overly exaggerated and realistic in size.

>>8882647
Pretty unusual model for Dva but I like it, something a little different but still recognisable

>>8882826

Thought that was Junker Queen for a moment. Which has got me thinking, is there ANY r34 of her where she DOESN'T have a dick?
Even Zarya got some! But her? I genuinely can't recall ever seeing any.

>>8883486
sure but it's rare

>>8883486
When on rule34, type her name and also add “-futanari” and there’s your answer.

>>8884735
Bottomless Pharah is best Pharah

My rankings: Judge me anons.

Disclaimer: I have not played, nor intend to, play a single minute of the game. I know these girls purely from their porn.

>>8884801
1st and 2nd tier is top notch.
would smash tier is fine, would put Juno lower but thats just me.
Meh tier is disagree on first two (Mei/Kiriko), agree on 3rd and 4th.
Trash tier I agree with except Sombra.

Overall pretty solid shit, a man of quality just from putting Pharah in top tier.

>>8884801
>Zarya in bottom tier
You're kidding, right?

>>8884824
>Zarya in bottom tier
>You're kidding, right?
I am 100% not

I want a burly gf.

>>8884992
I'd bet it's quite firm <3

>>8884995
Oh the firmest!

>>8885058
I'd grab her breasts from behind

>>8879515 (OP)
S:Zarya, Moira, Tracer, Junker Queen

>>8887391
Beautiful abs!

>>8887451
Swap D.Va for Pharah or Zarya and... <3

>>8887455

>>8887458
I want to be sandwitched between them.

>>8884801
Totally agree with wife tier (Tbh though, Mercy is in a league of her own but I love soft spoken blonde german girls and big butts)

Tracer not even being in the “not pulling out” tier is a crime though, who wouldn’t want to pump a baby into a bubbly, phat assed, energetic, cute british girl?

Also sombra at least belongs in “maybe”

>>8887810
>No futa shit

I require more caramel queens

>>8884801
Sombra below the grandma and shitty robot is madness

>>8884801
>wife material
agreed
>not pulling out
brigitte out, tracer in
>would smash
kiriko, old Ana, Echo, Odessa, Moira, Sombra, Sojourn in
>meh
zarya, brigitte in
>absolute trash
There's not a single ugly overgirl, so this list should be empty.

>>8884801
Moira made me realize I like cougars so I'd actually like see some of that

Pharah S Tier

I need a fit black gf like Pharah so bad.

>>8892280
Goddess.

>>8879515 (OP)
>>8884801
Alright time to rank mine
>Moira
I hate her long face and she's creepy overall
>Zarya
Too buff and macho. Not my type
Mei, Granny Ana Amari and that african bitch are okay but not pussies I'd go crazy for
>Ashe, Junker Queen, Robot
I look forward to the weekends where I'd cheat on my wives with them. They look like they know how to have lots of fun. The others are okay and probably engaged in prostitution to pay for their college tuition
>D.Va
High maintenance, high prestige girlfriend. Imagining the fans foaming at the mouth as I walk with her in my arms is enough to give me a hard on. Given her career path, she'll either provide great sex and give amazing head, or be a dead starfish in bed and expect me to do all the work. Either way her personality will make her get annoying fast, so gotta breed and dump before she gets too old and busted and ends up doing javs
>Sombra
Mexican bitch so she's used to the single mother thing. Probably popped one or two bastards already
>Juno
Too cute not to breed, too dumb given her video to be a good wife. Will know but allow cheating.
>Brigitte
Hot body, those genetics can't go to waste!

>>8895137
>Freja
Like Brigitte but at least to me, hotter. I like her red hair, more feminine slimmer but still hot physique. Probably gets very hairy in winter, and I like hairy pussies and pits so that's a plus for me. Will be a strong and demanding mother for my children.
>Widowmaker
An elegant classy bad bitch. I want to hear her moan in french as she grows closer to orgasm. Will be a distant mother and probably into very perverted stuff like orgies and crazy fetishes since she's French. Must smell quite good, will take to classy dinners and eat cheese and drink wine with. Fun cultured conversations
>Young Ana Amari
Unlike her old self, she's very hot and starting on her career path. We know she grows to be a good mother and has good genetics. Oyakodon!
>Kiriko
Fun versatile gf who will mature into a typical Asian wife. Very fun, very sexy, smells of vinegar and street. I like her a lot. Good balance between fun and functional and the kitsune spirit will ensure a good lucky life for me and our offspring.
>Pharah
Here's where things get good! Amazing genetics, amazing discipline, powerful muscular body. What's not to love about Fareeha? She will be a powerful and capable mother who will raise strong kids.
>Mercy
Swiss and aryan. Would breed alongside Pharah if I can. A little vanilla compared to the others but very traditional, will make a good trad wife with healthy children.
>Tracer and the French Police Bitch
MUST RAPE AND BREED!!!

>>8895139
Damn all this rating autism made me horny

>>8895137
D.Va would no doubt be a hot bitch

>>8884801
>>8895137
I'm a bit of a slampig connoisseur myself.

>>8895137
>Marry and Impregnate
I see my favorites pharmercy up there, respectable. Widow and Freya, I can see. Kiriko has no right to be that high. She's mid at BEST.
>Won't Pull Out and make single mother
We're aligned on Brigitte and D.va. Would bust so hard into both. Sombra though can GTFO. Juno eh... fine personal preference. I've never seen the appeal.
>Friends with benefits
Solid choices. Mostly. Junker Queen has the build of a mid-west trucker hooker. The cheap kind.
>Maybe if drunk
Yeah I can see these, though the order of operations is definitely Mei then Ana then faaar below them Sojourn.
>Meh
Fine I guess. I'd demote them both to trash but whatevs
>Dyke correction
Who's the last one? Image res is to low to make out. Tbh is Tracer even a dyke at this point with the amount of dick she's taken out on the internet by now?

Overall list: 7/10. Good taste. Some unorthodoxy, but fundamentals are solid.

>>8895426
>Kiriko has no right to be that high. She's mid at BEST.
I fell in love with her attitude after her intro video.
https://youtu.be/9acxn7qAST4?si=vteIuPh058I1G4FC
So yeah she may not be the fittest or the smartest, but she provides youthful fun and just like D.Va I like cute asian women. Although unlike D.Va who is high maintenance, Kiriko is a hot JK I'd get drunk and fuck in a drug induced haze.
>Sombra
Must be a fun fuck, plus I wanna see her face when she realizes I ruined her life by putting a baby inside her.
>Juno
She's cute and innocent too. But not on the level of D.Va or Kiriko imo.
>Junker Queen
A guilty pleasure. She'd be a bitch and probably into some very kinky shit since he's like a mid-west trucker hooker.
>Who's the last one?
The "french" police bitch Winston and Tracer save in the Overwatch cinematic. I've wanted to rape her ever since.
>Some unorthodoxy
That's what gives life its spice~

>>8895481
>he's like a mid-west trucker hooker.
I meant she, also adding some Kiriko for the road! Currently jerking it off to her fit youthful body

>>8895367
>Marry and impregnate
Like, I get Mei, she's cute and all, but out of all the other choices she's that one you pick above all? I can respect your convictions anon, but I don't agree with it at all
>GF Material
Tentative Yes, NO, Hard Yes, Harder Yes, Yes. Solid catagory
>Smash but nothing more
Here is where it all falls apart. The placement of EITHER Pharah or Mercy below any of the aforementioned characters is criminal. Placing both of them this far down? Nope, straight to hell.
>Hatefuck
I am actually largely in favour of this category. Because there are a good number of characters who, while physically smoking hot, would personality wise be insufferable. Swap Widow and Juno's places in this chart and this is a solid category.
>Friendzone
You sort your trash well anon. I didn't even include Venture in mine as I don't know what the fuck its supposed to be and I'm steering far away from whatever mental illness is going on there.

Overall list: 5/10. Average. Unconventional scoring metrics. Some good calls, some questionable judgement. +1 optional credit for hatefuck category is Widow+Juno swapped.

>>8879515 (OP)
>>8884801
>>8895137
>>8895993
I forgot to add to the chart Katya Volskaya and her daughter. Where would you rank her, anon?
I think I would Marry and Impregnate Katya. Won't pull out on her daughter.

>>8895998
>Katya Volskaya
I had no idea who that was so had to look her up. Straight Not-Pulling-Out Tier at a minimum right there. Strong Wife Material potential even.

Couldn't find ref images of her daughter so idk

>>8896005
Agreed. She's rich, white, powerful and cold. She appears along her daughter in the Sombra intro video
https://youtu.be/Og5-Pm4HNlI?si=B_YkhAiNktWE2quP
Really cool video. This and the Kiriko cinematic are my favorite.

>>8884801
>>8895137
>>8895367
Here is my tierlist. I have also never played the games.

>>8895993
>Like, I get Mei, she's cute and all, but out of all the other choices she's that one you pick above all?
Yep. Cute af, massive ass, meaty thighs and (presumably) big milkers. Her personality reminds me of the type of girl I vibe really well with. I wouldn't trade Mei for anyone else and I personally like 'em a bit thicker.
>Here is where it all falls apart. The placement of EITHER Pharah or Mercy below any of the aforementioned characters is criminal. Placing both of them this far down? Nope, straight to hell.
Meh. I get that they're both hot af, but they don't do much for me personality-wise, especially Pharah.
>Swap Widow and Juno's places in this chart and this is a solid category.
Fair enough, I mostly put Widow in there for gameplay reasons because good Widows are a pain in the ass to deal with.

>>8896005
What do you think of Freja, anon?
>>8897990
Nice Juno exposing all her juicy bits. I love it!

I swear I find her amazing, I bet her feet smell of vinegar~

What do you think of Illari, anon?

>>8900160
Pretty fucking hot if you ask me, love me some hot ebonies. just needs a lot more r34 but it'll come in time

I love Kiriko so fucking much. She'd be a cute and spunky mother to my children

I fucking love this cute jap girl. I want to use all her holes and fill her with my seed!

>>8880519
>Mei
Case in point why I like the bigge girls.

>>8887473
As the kids say
he'll yeahg

>>8888363
>pregnant
Always gets me harder than Chinese checkers

>>8889465
Mei is my wife tier, but I base that on nothing but boners, honestly.

>>8897991
>redhead wildling queen
Yes, yes, this is boner fuel.

>>8903206
Agreed, pregnant girls are the hottest. I want to breed and watch her body grow vulgar

>>8904109

>>8898355
100% would absolutely breed

>>8905573
I love this jap slut like you have no idea
>>8904994
Nice, Freja is amazing. Muscular amazon with great genetics

>>8906052
Sexy

I fucking love this foxy woman!

>>8897990
New favorite artist just dropped

>>8911308
Damn that's hella good! I love the coloring and textures, feels as soft as Kiriko's delicious skin