Horny Buggo Edition

>Rules:
*Limited futa (No humanoid phallus) or A.I., just don't spam it.*
***No aliens at level 2 or below, refer to the chart in the imgur link (Replace when needed.)***
>https://imgur.com/a/7csdjRc

>Recent Stories:
By Kaktus
Bug in the Stars (in progress)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36819391
By Snekguy
https://snekguy.com/stories/
Latest: https://snekguy.com/stories/pinwheel/dire-contingency/
VN&FF by ThisIsARealAccount (New Update)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998/chapters/169774738
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14112773/11/Vipers-Nights-and-French-Fries
Broken Sanctuary by Jixijenga:
(Ch. 11) https://archiveofourown.org/works/57275167/chapters/148635454
https://rentry.org/brokensanctuary2
Silver Linings by JinxyBae (New Update):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62347525/chapters/170860429
Beyond the Hunger by CephalonLewd (Ch. 2):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59990275/chapters/153055099
Surrender, Surrender by AurumVerd (Ch.23 NEW):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63246061/chapters/163316785
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/106782/surrender-surrender/chapter/2114710/chapter-23-running-no-more

>Smut list: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ZTFvrLMY1OnNzxhU0p2UhL1wYmRgOoAjmOzkq8z_gQ/edit?usp=sharing (Needs to be updated)
>Game:http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6 (V3 after WW3.)
>Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/aco/search/subject/xeno/type/op/
>Enemy Quest: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/574310.html
>Enemy Quest - The War: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1080085.html
>Previous thread: >>8888487

>>8905725 (OP)
Here is The Holy Chart, since apparently the link is still buggered.
Lever 3 and up, lads.

>>8905740
Greys need to be more popular

>>8905751
ayyyyy lmao

technically a light indigo/lavender rather than a grey

>>8905725 (OP)
>forgot the artist list again

>>8905854
post it

reptilians keep stealing my hoverbike but the coalition says im xenophobic because i keep pointing it out

Thoughts on the prawns from District 9?

Guys the xenomorphs on board are getting horny
This isn't a problem, just letting everyone know

>>8905957
You have to fuck them right in the cloaca

>>8906330
it's unhygienic

>>8906504
I wanna suck on the squids calamari ring and squeeze on her squitoris until she squirts ink like a fountain pen

I see Turian woman, I kneel.

is the weird "cone of shame on their back" absolutely canon? It's so aesthetically displeasing, we haven't seen a canonically nude one yet, it would be great if that bit where just part of their armor and not actually anatomical.
Or at least it was a male only female feature.

>>8906540
I see Turian woman, they kneel (and succ)

>>8906557
While we didn't see any nude in-game, there is concept art and they do have it there. I don't like it either, but it's not a deal-breaker for me.
Their design is pretty interesting cause it looks like they had a checklist of what features are considered attractive and took it as literally as they could. Their bodies are hourglass shaped without fail, for example. But the faces are truly peak. Pronounced cheekbones and eyes, small nose, mouth in a permanent smile. It's so good you'd think they designed it in a lab.

>>8906557
>>8906567

the cone is tactical to stop their soft fleshy necks getting easily bit by predators in Palaven according to what I remember of the lore

It is probably meant to work by them moving their heads away and the ridge blocking it, but I like to imagine they can pull their necks inwards a bit kinda like a turtle because it is funny

>>8906557
you don't like your reptile wife's turtle shell??

>>8906583
I'm just advocating for a more narrow "shell"
Some of these shells are so large they look like if it rains it will catch water and drown the poor girls

>>8906590
I don't think it actually rains on palaven, does it? Coulda sworn there was something in the codex about their planet being so close to their star that the surface is constantly bombarded with harmful radiation, which is why they evolved the protective plating

>>8906617
It rains no issue, it is just a bit hotter than Earth and the star also burns a bit hotter so it blasts way more UV light than it does on Earth. I assume they also don't have as thick a Ozone layer and that is why they evolved the thick plats with metalic elements on it.

You are probably thinking of how it has very little in the way of oceans, with most of the water being in rivers and small lakes. Turians are also notoriously shit at swimming.

>>8906635
>
I have a fever, and the only cure is cock warming

>>8905854
Don't care.

>>8906504
AGHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING SQUIDS
MY LFIE FOR SUPER EARTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8907166
Chaddivers are eating well tonight.

that's for glassing my planet BITCH

>>8907349
You are dangerously close to the area of glassing, you are both going to get radiation burns.

Currently watching Titan A.E because I wanted to see the pissed-off kangaroo alien chick.
Film is pretty shit but she's pretty fun.
I'm surprised that a Don Bluth film looks as bad as this.

>>8906557
Imagine giving your xeno wife a facial and instead dripping down her front, all the cum collects in her neck cone thing

Or she's got an extending neck frill like one of those lizards, and she deliberately expands it so your cum doesn't get anywhere else but her

Hop on Dead By Daylight

>>8908125
He was pretty much running out of money by that point. A string of box office failures was crushing him and Fox Animation Studios finally bit the dust in 2000.
In 2020 he launched a new animation studio (Don Bluth Studios). You can probably find "Bluth's Fables" on YouTube.
Dude's 87 now, probably not long for this earthly vale of tears.

>>8908125
It looked fine

>>8908671
you vill eat ze bug goop

>>8908671
>kill all blue helmets

>>8908671
Why do the humans wear clown makeup

>>8908726
Have you seen the average person's opinions on anything? It's an accurate depiction imo

>>8908726
Xenophobe tradition.

>>8908726
>https://youtu.be/ixe8Snxu3wo

>>8908851
vin diesel as commander shephard in the upcoming mass effect movie (vin will be 65 at the time and look like a microwaved russet potato)

>>8909076
We could cast him as Captain Anderson

>>8909112
Keith David's still around, isn't he? Also Vin is latin, not black

>>8908671
>earthling time for your daily serving of glorp goop
>I HATE THE ALPHA-DRACONIANS I HATE THE ALPHA-DRACONIANS

>>8905751
>>8905740
Ag-reed.

>>8909553

>>8905725 (OP)

>>8909623

>writer's block for weeks on half-finished xeno-fic
>random spur of inspiration, manage to write 3k words in an evening.
It is happening. Give me your energy /xeno/, I must keep the momentum.

>>8909669
take my energy, blessed writefag

>>8909678
Wish there was a sort of Spore successor where you advanced alien civs through stages of development instead of jumping straight to space travel. Stellaris is the closest with having random species be at lower tech levels, but you can't play as such and the gameplay isn't suited for that premise.
Primitive xenos are underrated, and underused outside of the tiresome equivalents of the Blue USB Injuns.

>>8909669
Sending all my vril right now.

>>8909810
>eyes
I was gonna make a dumb joke like
>"Engineering to Bridge, something something we have a boner/we're taking on cum"
but I couldn't workshop it enough to make it work

>>8909848
I didn't get it.

>>8909905
her eyes adn expression are very attractive and make my xenis the big xenis

Do Brokers have all of their organs in their head?

>>8905725 (OP)
Damn, is enemy quest still ongoing?
I remember reading it kike 5 years ago, maybe.
I got bored and dropped it after the scene with that robot blowjob and cum dropping on her fancy dress.

>>8910616
It is dead, as far as I could tell. I read through it just a few months ago myself.

>>8910616
like*

>>8910616
the author Brom had a kid and dropped questing all together to focus on his family life. Last I heard he's written a book or two but have nothing to do with his previous works.

>>8910638
>>8910859
Well alright then.
That sort of things, those "thread driven adventures", they really need to end at some point otherwise they get boring. Like that prequel adventure with that yellow cat, started off great then devolved into bore.
I miss notapaladin, though. I think thay was his name. He ran an adventure about wizard, with metal magic school. Exceot it was metal as in, music genre. Shit was cash until some anon rolled and promted "exit, no save". And that was that.

>>8911064
>Shit was cash until some anon rolled and promted "exit, no save". And that was that.
lel
that was truly the laissez-faire period. nowadays, if someone on questden (aka tgchan) for example rolled to do something that really fucked up the narrative, up to and including just outright ending the quest, he'd just be ignored.
which is frankly for the better, and probably a result of quests now being longer and more planned-out compared to the much shorter and wackier ones of the past; but the quality of having someone suggest "rape and kill [important secondary character] for no reason" and the protagonist actually doing it was fun

Seed hunter.

>>8911106
I believe the threads I miss so desrly were hosted on /v/, of all places. Good times.
Had a running joke, "punch yourself in face", which the hosting srtist would draw.
Until I rolled, in that wizard metal saga, "punch self in face (draw blood. BLOOD IS SO FUCKING METAL). I got a drawing I was fond of, for whatever reason.
Also that wizard's chosen method of transportation was powersliding everywhere.

>>8909669
>>8909758
>>8909678
And that's 3k more words. We're getting there. Thank you anons, I appreciate your support.

"Henlo..."

>>8911413
Go away and bring back Mal0

>>8911413
Wouldn't.
>>8911273
Share with the crowd, anon.

>>8911438
Hold on let's see maybe that thing has a nice ass

>>8911413
Aren't these things basically space demons that feast on babies because they're physically too weak to fight an average man?

>>8911413
>>8911478

>>8911106
any idea who that artist is? I have a couple of their linearts saved

>>8911601

>>8911601
It's Nexivian.

How hot of a planet can liquid water exist on?

>>8911889
99.99999999 °C

But more seriously, water could remain liquid under sufficient pressure, so a heavy atmosphere/high gravity. Phase diagram suggests that the highest possible temperature where water could remain liquid is about 370 °C, but this would require over 200 times the atmospheric pressure of Earth. You'd also need much more stable biomolecules with a higher temperature.

I think something like a planet with a reflective atmosphere that allows it to stay much closer to the sun with Earth-like conditions. Could work by the atmosphere having a lot of airborne particulates with high albedo, but that brings its own set of problems.

>>8911889
Depends on the atmospheric pressure. But keep in mind just because it is liquid at such radically different circunstances doesn't meant regular life chemistry will keep working.

>>8911413
Taste steel demon scum.

>>8912070
You named your penis "steel"?

>>8912070
I'm gonna heide my penis in an alien

>want to right a short story
>have it mostly storyboarded
>my spec evo autism keeps getting in the way

>>8912211
I keep saying in these threads, but sometimes you have to put the story before the verisimilitude. The spaceships can have artificial gravity because you like the way it looks. The aliens breath the same oxygen mixture as us because all the respiratory equipment would get in the way of the sex to be had.
I believe in you, anon! I'd be happy to read your smut. Don't give up!

>>8912211
Valbarans are roughly the size of velociraptors...how did I miss this?

lil bitty velt comic. she missed him.

>>8912211
>>want to right a short story
>>right
forgive me for tempering my expectations :^)

>>8912211
What >>8912223 said. I'd add onto it, but he kinda hit the nail on the head
>>8912240
I love it, very cute and funny
>>8912314
Shh

>>8912240
I like the little detail of him grabbing her tail for balance to salute while she lugs him around like a sack of potatoes. Also, awooga.

>>8911438
I would share, but I prefer to fully write out my stories for revision and spell checking before I start uploading. It is taking me longer to finish than my previous story, but hopefully it won't be too long before it's done.

>>8912466
if you ever wanted a second or third set of eyes (or more) to help with the polishing, I'm sure anons here would be glad to help

>>8911478
Damn, it does have a nice ass, and I totally would.
BUT wearing a crucifix like that is not something I'm going to let slide.
Also the amputation thing. Yeah the only facial they deserve is a buckshot one.

>>8911273

>>8912240

as creative as people get with xeno pussy it's kind of surprising you never see anyone try to do anything different with assholes, it's pretty much always the same ol' starfish.
I'm not even an ass man, just noticing a trend. You'd think people would get a little more creative with them.
It's either
>human asshole
or
>pony doughnut
which was frankly revolutionary in asshole science for it's time, but the fact people seem content with these two options compared to all varieties of dicks and pussies is disappointing.

>>8913143
Well, what else is there? I'd rather not go searching for novel animal anuses.

>>8913152
>novel animal anuses.
I dunno, surely there are some furry ass fetishists out there who have researched this issue EXTENSIVELY.
But it's not like these alien pussies are all based off real animals, this bitch is a flower.

>>8913143
i'd argue there's no point of talking about xeno anuses when most of them would probably have a cloaca-like

>>8913159
>cloaca
I'd second this, seems like it was brought up last thread and most people rejected it because they didn't like the idea of combing 3 holes into 1 because of oral sex.

>>8913161
>mouth is bad because it combines eating, drinking, and breathing
>clearly we need more face holes
Its the same argument.

>>8913143

>>8913143
>>8913182
Gross.
>>8913157
>>8913161
Great.

>>8913167
We don't shit out of our faces so it's a rather bad comparison.

>>8913278
I worked with a few people every time they opened their mouth shit came out.

>>8913159
>most of them would probably have a cloaca-like
why do you think this? it's objectively a less evolved structure and leads to more medical issues

>>8913143
I've been trying to basically make a vagina-like anus either inside or from an outward appearance but I never like how it looks.
I also can't really justify a similar inner structure to what the vagina has because it just doesn't fit the anus' purposes.
I think the pony-style doughnut and how it actually functions is probably the best way we've got for pure cleanliness when combined with any decent hygiene methods.

>>8913298
Evolution isn’t linear, some mammals have re-evolved features like scales or cloacas because they offer certain benefits. Anyway, brown esl detected, opinion discarded.

>>8913330
>Can't attack his point of it being a more evolved structure
>Can only say that some species have gone back whereas 95% have stayed on their superior evolution
>Calls him brown
lol
lmao
Cloacas are just shit and you liking them more than a separate vagina and anus makes you more brown.

>>8913330
Pangolins are mammals.

>>8913333
He's right tho, quads or no quads. There is no "better than" in evolution. What's good for one animal is not necessarily good or even detrimental for another.

>>8913336
At some point between the first vertebrates and therapsids however, there's a good chance out ancestors had scales. Tiktaalic had scales, as do coelacanths,.

>>8913143
>>8913278
You could do like the Eridians from Project Hail Mary. One hole total. Mouth, anus, etc.

>>8913302
Based thinker
>>8913330
>Evolution isn’t linear
It's not far off
>re-evolved features
Not how it works; there's convergent evolution where different species can evolve similar adaptations, but a pangolin's scales are not the same as a lizard's scales. They're also going extinct.
>>8913359
>He's right tho
He's not tho. Cloacas are inherently worse, and anyone who has ever had a lizard or a bird can attest to it. They're a breeding ground for bacterial infections and waste obstructions that otherwise wouldn't occur in a mammal. Funneling all your waste down a single pipe means that if it clogs, you're fucked and get sepsis.

>>8913364
>One hole total. Mouth, anus, etc.
you could...but that's like, the worst solution possible. I don't think even WE are fucked up enough to like a /xeno/ girl who shits out of her mouth

>>8913367
Again, worse is relative. A redundant set of piping adds weight and an extra hole in the body to contend with.
Birds are highly successful despite having one and they aren't exactly dropping out the sky in droves because of it.

Pangolins btw were also doing fine until the chinese came along.

>>8913431
Elder Things btfo I guess.

>>8913367
> Cloacas are inherently worse, and anyone who has ever had a lizard or a bird can attest to it. They're a breeding ground for bacterial infections and waste obstructions
This is a captivity problem. I don’t know about reptiles, but this doesn’t happen to birds in nature unless they’re deeply sick already. Though I take it someone of your lack of education knows dick all about the problems mammals have with their systems.

>>8913432
>A redundant set of piping adds weight and an extra hole in the body to contend with
Yeah, this is worse.
>Birds are highly successful despite having one and they aren't exactly dropping out the sky in droves because of it.
We reproduce much more slowly and have only emerged recently as a species, and have been directly responsible for out-competing them at pretty much every turn (australians not withstanding) and even making more than a few species go extinct. Clearly they are not that successful.
>This is a captivity problem. I don’t know about reptiles, but this doesn’t happen to birds in nature unless they’re deeply sick already.
No anon, it literally happens all the time. Just because you aren't tripping over dead birds and lizards that have died of infection in the wild doesn't mean they don't exist. Idk why I'm even arguing with someone who wants to discount reality because they have a cloaca fetish, I'm never going to be able to make you change your mind.

>>8913432
>worse is relative. A redundant set of piping adds weight and an extra hole in the body to contend with
since when do we care about practicality and efficiency? This bitch >>8905854 has a translucent womb for """reasons""". It's totally impractical, and would never evolutionary evolve because it would make her extremely vulnerable.
But we all love it, so she gets posted in nearly every thread. So lets not pretend "efficiency" is a legit argument in /xeno/

>>8913520
You're arguing with a t least two individuals and I'm merely pointing out that you're falling into the trap of thinking evolution = .advancement.

>>8913532
Glass frogs and assorted see-through invertebrates are a thing but at least you're more on the right track than other anon. Things don't necessarily evolve because they're "better". Sexual selection is a great example of that.

>>8913540
>Sexual selection is a great example of that.
you're telling me they didn't evolve a better way to secure a mate than previous generations?

>>8913598
But at what cost? Runaway display features can put physical stress on the male and in cases of sperm competition, sperm toxicity can actually harm the female. Dandy for propagating the genes but not so much for the individual.
Or think of it in terms of behavioral reproductive strategies. Rape, cheating, polygamy etc. are all highly effective for spreading one's genome but are they therefore superior and desirable traits?

>>8913431
Look at this coward, not wanting to fuck a mouth butt

Where are the Sangheili?

>>8913762
Right behind you

>>8913763
>and now she's here to @#$% us!

>>8913762
on sangheilios

>>8913762

do you think the males do that "stuck with plasma grenade" roar during climax?

>>8914595
this is my favorite sangheili build. Either flat chest or A cups, the sportkini is kino

Been out of touch for a few months. Anything cool happen, and what's the hottest new story(s) right now?

>>8914746
literal definition of femme fatale

I had the idea for a type of female predator, but much more sexual.
All female species like Asari, instead of hunting prey they hunt males of other species to breed with.
Hunt for alpha males of species like champions and heroes in order to get the best genes other species have to offer.
Doesn't spawn hybrids, but offspring is endowed with dad's epigenomes, allowing stuff like better immunity to viruses and survivability in harsh environments.
Warrior/Survivalist race and culture, so courtship rituals are stuff like fight sex or innawoods safari dates.
Does take "trophies", but its stuff like locks of hair, mementos of encounters, t-shirts warn after mating, or even her mates underwear all mounted in their own trophy rooms.

>>8914789
Imagine a Seed Hunter Yautja that takes filled condoms as throphies

>>8914800
Why? If a yautja legitimately wanted sperm samples of aliens she was hunting she would just cut their testicles off and freeze them.
You should gen her with a dozen of severed testicles strapped too her.

>>8914810
Testes alone can't generate more seed.

>>8914658
Snekguy finished his latest story.

>>8914602
>>8914605
>>8914606
>>8914608
>alien x alien sex
I'm going to be honest. This does fucking nothing for me.

>>8914632
you are a man of taste, just like me

>>8912240
I need this, if only for her to hold me up by my neck so that my spine can decompress

>>8914844
yup

>>8914844
I just like to see women in the throes of pleasure. Doesn't matter how they got there or who it was with.
Though interspecies xeno on xeno is better, like >>8914602

>>8914816
Still can't believe he dropped the ball on SWAR like that. They had been built up for ages, and people here assumed it was part of a greater unrest within the UN leading up to a big civil war between human system dissenters and the Coalition, since that was what kept being hinted at. Instead it's pretty much just SWAR deciding to fuck off to some doomed backwater venture.

>>8914658
i'll share a cute Mhuman x Fturian fic i found recently.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65191330

>>8915689
I've only read like a quarter of the story, but I swear the issues SWAR has with the Coalition are exactly the same as the criticisms of Pinwheel coming out of here and /trash/... given to the bad guys.

>>8915689
Anons constantly complain about all the human characters, and you want more stories focusing on humans?
>>8915780
Lol.

>>8915805
Really? If anything I've seen more complaints about the handful of xeno on xeno pairings, or male xenos with human females, then complaints about the humans.
...truth be told I usually just skip the sex scenes regardless of makeup, though especially if it involves fucking Polars.

>>8914789
>I had the idea for a type of female predator, but much more sexual.
What name could fit...
Ah! I got it!

>>8916039
If she bleeds…

>>8915780
Almost like strawmanning was his plan for the story the whole time.

>>8914816
Apparently the freaking thing is nearly as long as Autumn War yet isn't broken into parts like it.
Ya know just have War & Peace open in a browser tab bro.
>>8916180
If that was the case I would write a story a hell of a lot shorter then 450k words.

>>8916218
God bless autism

>>8914789
God that pic makes me so hard is not even funny