Can we just admit this movie sucked?
I hate this movie with a passion. It drives me up the walls when people try to say it's good or blame the theatrical release for its failure. Just to recap:
> The story makes no sense
Like, at all. The pacing is weird. It has segways that make no sense and don't invest in the development of anything.
> The characters are all unlikeable
The main character you don't even really hear from. He's angry and storms off stage because they don't want to play the exact song twice in a row to an empty audience?
> The character design is ass
It's way too childish for how serious it was trying to be. People give stupid denials like "OH MAN WHAT ABOUT MOK'S LIPS?!!? THAT'S SUCH AN AMAZING DESIGN!" No, it was stupid. Poor decisions like that are why the movie ended up 5.5 million fucking dollars over budget.
> The animation is also crappy
They clearly loop things even in the earliest scenes. Characters movements don't match up with sounds even in the first scene. Many of the characters clearly have no continuity.
> Clearly a poor ripoff of heavy metal
Heavy Metal came out first. This was an attempt to ride it's coattails but wasn't nearly mature enough as a work (which speaks volumes).
> The target audience doesn't exist.
It's too childish for adults. It's too boring and has too many adult themes kids (characters fucking / doing drugs). Most artists won't like it because the art is shite. Seriously, who is this for?
> The cinematography is ass
The worst part is listening to people try and blame the theatrical release for the movie's failure. It's okay to say you like to eat crayons. It's not okay to sit around and debate that crayons have all these redeeming epicurean qualities that's ignored by the culinary industry and it's some corporation's fault nobody is eating them. T
> The story makes no sense
Like, at all. The pacing is weird. It has segways that make no sense and don't invest in the development of anything.
> The characters are all unlikeable
The main character you don't even really hear from. He's angry and storms off stage because they don't want to play the exact song twice in a row to an empty audience?
> The character design is ass
It's way too childish for how serious it was trying to be. People give stupid denials like "OH MAN WHAT ABOUT MOK'S LIPS?!!? THAT'S SUCH AN AMAZING DESIGN!" No, it was stupid. Poor decisions like that are why the movie ended up 5.5 million fucking dollars over budget.
> The animation is also crappy
They clearly loop things even in the earliest scenes. Characters movements don't match up with sounds even in the first scene. Many of the characters clearly have no continuity.
> Clearly a poor ripoff of heavy metal
Heavy Metal came out first. This was an attempt to ride it's coattails but wasn't nearly mature enough as a work (which speaks volumes).
> The target audience doesn't exist.
It's too childish for adults. It's too boring and has too many adult themes kids (characters fucking / doing drugs). Most artists won't like it because the art is shite. Seriously, who is this for?
> The cinematography is ass
The worst part is listening to people try and blame the theatrical release for the movie's failure. It's okay to say you like to eat crayons. It's not okay to sit around and debate that crayons have all these redeeming epicurean qualities that's ignored by the culinary industry and it's some corporation's fault nobody is eating them. T
