Thread 8943254

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"Horse Racing Anime Girls" edition
No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art
If you want that - post somewhere else
No AI
Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.

MOONRUNES. DRAW MORE RENITY LEWDS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

>>8943588
sure

>>8943588
And here I thought slavery got outlawed.

Yous his bitch now sucka

>>8944007
Can you draw her shitting her pants?

>>8944022
$500

>>8944007
oh cool ::::)

>>8944024
Every man has a price

Aradia but she's having post sex cuddles with John and as she's saying this she starts circling around his butthole with one of her fingers

>>8943588
im not moonrunes unfortunatley but maybe thisll hold you off till hes got some free time

Yall should def join /aco/stuck, we love posting homestuck porn and debating stuck in the big 2020 + 5
https://discord.gg/8SUaEuRt

GRK GRK! Amirite? :D

saw some posts on tumblr about how the trailer for the pilot shows rose looking annoyed/disapproving towards john rather than amused by his goofy shenanigans, and whether that meant they were going to be tweaking early interactions so as to not show rose being seemingly affectionate or flirtatious towards john (or dave) in order to hold steady the rosemary agenda

>>8944167
Thank you Tri
You're just as cool.

can we get some nepeta love?

>>8944954
the very notion makes me feel like im burning in acid

>>8945110
if nepetalover asks...

>>8945147
this is cute
you do this anon?

>>8945148
nah, It's from a fellow anon. I can't draw for shit. Here's another from a different guy,

>>8944185
How many members you got?

>>8946251
Stop advertising for the shill please

you and i should grow our pubic hair

Potentially hot squid???

Happy 8/16 to all the Hyper Vriska Fans out there
https://files.catbox.moe/xweznn.jpeg

>>8947104
Zoidberg

>>8947104
>Nurse squid
>Tentacle handjobs
>Tentacle assplay
MUH

>>8947104
That’s literally just Rose’s eldritch princess doll brought to life and dressed up as a nurse

live laugh love davepetasprite^2

>>8947827
Yes

>>8947892
Hell no.
The real davesprite it out there, still alive, tiny and floating through paradox space.
Davesprite erasure I cannot condone when he is the best iteration of Dave by far. Instead of giving davesprite an actual ending to his ARC, Hussie just slammed two characters who have barely interacted together and expects us to believe that somehow 'self-actualized' him. It's the character assassination equivalent of smoke and mirrors and we all are expected to go along with it. Davepeta is a glaring reminder of how lazy and rushed Hussie got with act 6.
okay unnecessary rant over.
#justiceforarealnigga

>>8947931
Fuck off
Read the thread rules

>>8947956
>>8947931
someone edit to a normal dick

>thread rules
keep yourself safe you king gg

>>8947956
I think you'll find you're the only one who cares.

>>8948081
Nah I also care

>>8948128
Why do you care?

>>8948146
Because the OP says so

>>8948081
"I think you'll find" you're a tool.
It's not wanted here, maybe you should find somewhere else.

>>8948154
You're a slave to arbitrary letters in the OP?

>>8948169
I want it here and my opinion is as valid as yours.

>>8948175
The beauty of 4chan is you can always make another thread - this one: no dog cock. The one you make: go for it. Just don't expect anyone to use it.

>>8948183
You don't get to make up arbitrary rules, sorry. I mean, we've been around this bend about 413 times now.

>>8948174
I agree with the OP
>>8948213
>You don't get to make up arbitrary rules,
Threads are allowed to police their content, or do you go around posting futa in threads that say NO FUTA or AI in threads that say NO AI or gay in ones that say NO GAY. The rules are not arbitrary or would you be okay with homestuck fart porn to be posted in this thread too despite the rule saying not to. Why should dog futa be allowed in a thread saying no dog futa

>>8948217
Those are not enforceable rules, but requests.

>>8948222
>>8948213
Stop trolling the thread and get over it already. You're posting off-topic stuff

>>8948304
I'm truly sorry to inform you that Homestuck is on topic.

>>8948336
dog dick isnt on topic, just make a new thread its not that hard

>OP says no animal genitalia
>thread has animal genitalia
What is this shit?

>>8948351
You know what would be a lot easier? Hiding the post you don't like.

>>8948379
yk what would be even easier? reading the rules

>>8948413
Actually that would objectively require more activity than not reading the rules.

>>8948128
Imagine the grimbark heat...

>>8948728
Such a fun concept

>>8948728
>>8948763
God I love prospitcest.

sometimes i wake up and remember that i have to share oxygen with retards who like jade

>>8950264
nobody /likes/ jade. they just like their hallucination of jade

>>8950276
the life of jade is a sad and lonely one....

>>8944768
>>8944769
Artist?

>>8950276
That's how fiction works anon, the characters aren't real.

>>8950264
You will warm up to Jade, it is a rite of passage for the new and veteran Homestuck fan.

>>8950276
The issue with Jade is that there's like... 7 different competing headcanons of her that all exist within the popular fanon space (mostly because she's kinda just inoffensively there for most of the story) and they're all in opposition to each other.
Unlike Damara. There's only 1 Damara hallucination of relevance out there and it's a pretty good one for smut

>>8950655
What are all the jades? I need to collect them all

>>8950655
the seven chaos jades allow you to turn into super anon at the cost of 50 grist

>>8950641
i have literally been on this ride since the flash beta and jade ranks among the beforus trolls when it comes to how much of a shit i give about her

>>8951638
What are you, the guy who named John Egbert?

>>8950264
You like Homestuck, you're not better than anyone.

>>8953334
skimmed this guy's page looking for more and my god he churns out art like nobody's business

minami porn in the big 2025

Boom

my sexy boy

>>8954366
I exploded

>>8954457
don't post aishit here

>>8954418
lanque is peak, fuckers hot af

>>8954477
how do you intend to enforce a fake rule like that

>>8954818
by posting actual good art? lmao ai threads exist for a reason

always with the drama here i don't get it
maybe if people were less faggoty about making thread "rules" there wouldn't be so much discourse about them

>>8954859
Maybe if people could read and weren’t cunts…

It’s obvious that >>8954818 and >>8947931 is the same whiney loser, who seems to take it personally when asked not to do something (bet they love running into traffic too).
The easiest solution is for the one shitting up the thread to go somewhere else.

>>8955142
best for whom? the person shitting on the table wants attention, and gets attention, why would they leave?

You want to punish them, but you can't, and scolding them gets filtered through the internet until all they receive is the attention they desired.

>>8955375
Vriska should be flat and pathetic

going on a nice date with kanaya and you walk her back to her apartment and you can tell she wants to invite you in but she also mentioned over dinner that she was newly divorced so you don't want to put any unnecessary pressure on her so you tell her you had a great time and you want to see her again. she agrees and gives you a little kiss on the cheek and you go home.

>>8955462
kanaya drunk calling you at 3am to cry about her divorce for the third time this week

>>8955466
you go over to her place to make sure she doesn't accidentally hurt herself (and to throw all the liquor bottles away [where does all this liquor keep coming from])

>>8955473
insert the biggest ugly crying maryam here

there's merely a shot glass half empty on the table, kanaya sucks at resisting alcohol

>>8955475
i am actually out of solo kanaya pics which is a shame
she grew on me a lot more on my second readthrough, at least until the rosemary shit on the meteor happens and then she's just kind of a nothing character

>>8955492
i like kanaya all around shes fun but its a classic hussie move of "oops honey nore more development for you i gotta write more caliborn while sucking vriskas big fat narratively important nuts"

>>8955502
i genuinely do consider myself lucky that i became attached to characters like rose and vriska who maintained their relevancy (to their detriment, admittedly, for the latter) and didn't turn out like some poor sucker who fell for, fucking, like, nepeta or something.

>>8955506
or feferi or eridan or equius

hussie just made a quarter of the trolls not get any factual development and then killed them off

>>8955507
Weirdest one for me is Aradia
She's a character that has had relevancy even at the end but her character arc ended so long ago that she's just here for the ride
She adds nothing yet she's always there but it doesn't make me mad

>>8954825
How does you "posting actual good art" enforce a made-up rule? That doesn't make any sense.

Yeah I'd pick rose.
She's cool

>>8955615
i have never been more down bad for a fictional character in my entire life, honestly

>>8955615
rose has a way with words that could seduce literally anyone ngl

>>8955378
she is.

>>8954729
would do anything for more porn of him, hes objectively top 5 sexy homestuck boy

>>8955626
Rose has a way without words too

>>8955620
>>8955626
I blame Mom Lalonde for how Rose turned out.
All spooky and sexy and shit...

>>8955615
I prefer roxy

>>8955657
Rebellious teens will always try to turn out the opposite of what their parents are

shame this guy had a mental breakdown and/or got chased off the internet because i fucking love the way he drew rose

>>8955674
>fucking love the way he drew rose
... very mannish and with a broken wrist??

>>8955690
if thats the way you see it i guess

>>8943588
Sorry for the wait, Anon. Got busy

>>8955652
god fr, i need more lanque id fuck the shit out of him no joke

>>8955673
You think she does that with anyone when shes drunk ...

>>8955745
rose or mom? either way, the answer is yes.
if you go over to the lalonde residence while mom lalonde is drunk, you're not leaving that house without a sloppy handy at minimum.
and there is not a single person on that meteor rose did not fuck when she was sloshed.

>>8955748
God dam everyone in that meteor was fucking

>>8955745
Yes but Rose gets targeted the most
No wonder she knows how to eat pussy so well, she learned from the best

>>8955754
I can't believe mom trained Rose the best

>>8955756
She'll be damned if a daughter of hers doesn't know the Lalonde family gawk gawk 5000 technique

>>8955673
Rose was asking for it!

>>8955770
She really is a momma's girl

>>8955671
As the Muse of Space, she is capable of giving anyone giant bazonkas. Anyone except herself.

>>8955939
She can only work with what she has

>>8956004
Honestly, I'd take the damara playboy bunny any day

>>8956004
small/flat girls in bunny suits are EROTIC

>>8954047
Oh my god, finally! What a great day to be alive.

>>8955142
Nah, I'm only one of those posts. I've only been posting Roxy in this thread. Futa is gross.

>>8955716
Wow nice stuff

>>8956677
Finally, I can combine both my fetishes

>>8955716
Stealthy delivery

I should draw my friends fantroll.
She's got FAT fucking tits

>>8956677
the hedgehog?

>>8956812
tails the fox the hedgehog

>>8955142
Your boogeyman detector is malfunctioning again. I don't defend nor attack AI content, I simply ignore it.

>>8956803
Do it

>>8956803
Hazlo.

>>8955716
Sleepy Renity is oddly the sexiest one.
So cute, so booby, wanna kiss her.

Imagine 2 actual balloons, dipped in soap water, and you're rubbing them against each other. Imagine the noise. That's likely what the action from this image sounds like

>>8957063
>>8957064
This looks like crap.

this one is an all time favorite hs comic

I have a crippling fetish for normal sized breasts

>>8957349
Terezi - flat, pear ass
Vriska - great tits, flat ass
Aradia - pudgy, great everything
Feferi - bimbo supermodel, everything's as big as it can be while staying perky
Nepeta - underfed convention-goer, surprisingly good thighs
Aranea - teacher body, hourglass with mature features
Latula - great chest and ass, toned.
Damara - surprisingly average body, gets by through sheer horniness
Meenah - flat with fat ass, jiggles when she walks

Rose - small pointy breasts, most goes to thighs and ass
Roxy - big tits on a skinny body
Jane - FAT!!!
Jade - normal tits but really toned legs and arms.

>>8957486
Stupid balls

Haha lol Makin’s gonna get
sued within the week

>>8958378
For what?

>>8958378
>honeybee professor frowing.gif

>>8958287
>Low hanging low blood stomach
HNNNNNGH

>>8958406
Official brand-controlled Homestuck Discord just dropped
It’s corporate takeover of the fandom time

>>8958504
they're really banking on this animated thing being some kind of fandom revival huh
isn't it just a pilot? how much do you want to bet that after the pilot drops they have to crowdfund the rest of it

>>8958287
I LOVE FAT BITCHEEEES????
I FW BBWS!!!

>>8958378
Good.

>>8957967
lol

>>8958510
If anyone falls for that after 10+ years of hiveswap "dev" they honestly deserve to lose all their money for being that fucking stupid.
But I bet most of it is going to be kids being robbed which is kinda lame.

>>8959213
>>8959219
CHUBBY WOMAN!!!!??
RAHHHHH!!!!

>>8959213
lay off the grubsauce Vriska

utilis my beloved

>>8958510
>>8959020
I doubt it. Homestuck is a relatively big legacy property and the pilot has a tumblr celebrity caste. It will get professional investment as its success can be considered relatively safe if it can blow up. Given how popular homestuck once was. Its basically like a manga adaptation and those are successful all the time.

>>8959722
>Its basically like a manga adaptation and those are successful all the time.
Well depends on the manga
Jump manga are gonna get a pretty good one but that all depends on the studio as well
Chainsaw man's anime was a flop all things considered
Smaller manga also can get an adaption but it getting successful depends on social media relevance

>>8959722
where do I invest

>>8959777
I have no idea spindlehorse is not publicly traded. Besides I did no research maybe you can find something if you dig

>>8959722
It’s gonna be the Elf-san wa of manga adaptions

Sex in a thunderstorm, what would be the best kind of weather for fucking?

>>8960520
There are three best kinds of weather for fucking
During a snow storm so you both have to get closer together and generate heat
During the fall so you have the sight of the beautiful leaves to look at during
During spring time so you can fuck in a field outside like God intended

>>8959722
>Homestuck is a relatively big legacy property
Not anymore.

>>8960632
"Relatively big" is up for interpretation. But the official discord server just got 10,000 members in a week, which I'd rate as a relatively big population.
It's not the juggernaut it used to be, it's not breaking any records, but "relatively big" does not imply that.

>>8961802
Original post with better quality
https://x.com/starstar582807/status/1960703942548979830

>>8961884
Finally
Jane art that appeals to my fetish
Don't like the face though

A squad of scouts belonging to the army of darkness zeroes in on an enemy stronghold.

Led by the trail of a Sultry Toxopholite.

You have finally reached a PROSPITIAN OUTPOST. You should report to a superior officer as soon as possible before you're reported as AWOL.

Say, who's that hunk?

>>8962108
>Sultry Toxopholite: seduce hunk to get important intel

nah jk i think i remember this adventure from mspfa, should be continued

>>8962109
>Sultry Toxopholite: seduce hunk to get important intel

You use your good old natural charisma to strike up some conversation with this... vascular... glass of water.

He stares at you vacantly, appearing dimly aware of your advances.

You're startled by the belowing voice of the Artillery Reckoner. State your name and rank, maggot!

>>8962135
ST: blowjob yourself out of this situation hoe-dini

Full image from the /co/ thread of Lily from Space Days

>>8962137
> ST: blowjob yourself out of this situation hoe-dini

It's highly effective. AR is quite a lot bigger than the last prospitian you had to distract, but your throat doesn't seem to mind!

>>8962172
ST: Don't forget the balls

>>8962148
I've already said my thoughts on /co/ so I wanna ask, whats the deal with those jokes in Space Days? Was it necessary for the 12 year old to make an unintentional sex reference and for the other girl to imply that Cody is a pedo? Like, homestuck did jokes about the characters having sex and hussie talked about dave and rose having sex in that one doomed timeline but here its not Lily making the joke herself, its the writer making the jokes about her. It's just kinda iffy to me. I know you're not making Space Days but you're still working with Tridesert so idk. Good art though, I like it (despite it all)

>>8962173
ST: make sure you swallow, make a face! gotta make sure AR is 101% convinced to let you go

>>8962177
Only one of them is a joke the other is a crazy girlfriend who jumps to conclusions. Theres really nothing more to it. Skye is a problematic character so of course shes going to make problematic remarks.

The other one is a joke about jumping on a trampoline, its naivety. Thats as deep as it goes really

>>8962193
I suppose so

>>8962175
You give his balls a good old bowling alley polish as well. It's a pleasant pallet cleanser.

You have successfully diffused the situation.

>>8962205
>take victory sketch because phones dont exist

>>8962206
>>take victory sketch because phones dont exist

You don't have any paper, so you rip off a piece of lilypad. You scratch your moment of victory onto it using one of your arrows.

>>8962233
ST: find superior officer for real this time, make sure you look good for him, cant report looking like a skank

>>8962177
This is flawed logic

>homestuck did jokes about the characters having sex and hussie talked about dave and rose having sex in that one doomed timeline but here its not Lily making the joke herself, its the writer making the jokes about her.

Anon hussie is also making a joke about the characters having sex. Theres no difference. If anything, the homestuck kids having confirmed having sex is confirmed. This is a one off joke? What exactly is the issue here?

Its all just writing in the end.

>>8962244
>ST: find superior officer for real this time, make sure you look good for him, cant report looking like a skank

No need, you can just wait until this guy wakes up. You've already made a good first impression! Hold that thought, you think you hear some commotion outside.

You definitely hear something alright. You ready your trusty bow and arrow before heading outside.

>>8962344

Oh no! Dersite forces have the whole castle surrounded!

>>8962349
!!!

>>8962350
>you feel the heat of the blast on your carapace.
>your clothes also feel the heat of the blast by completly burning to ash.

>>8962368
>>8962369
>>8962370
You should go figure out where your life went wrong…

>>8962425
I predicted you would say that

>>8962368
>>8962369
>>8962370
Next time eat a salad

>>8962440
-scout tf2

>>8962487
>>8962488
>>8962489
why crop pictures they're tiny jpgs it's not like you're hitting the filesize limit