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Anonymous No.8965057 [Report] >>8965099 >>8965198 >>8965221 >>8965230 >>8975173
63K Warhammer Genderswap Thread
Did Nothing Wrong Edition

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Anonymous No.8965099 [Report] >>8965101 >>8965230 >>8975173
>>8965057 (OP)
Anonymous No.8965101 [Report] >>8965103 >>8965230 >>8975173
>>8965099
Anonymous No.8965103 [Report] >>8965230 >>8975173
>>8965101
Anonymous No.8965198 [Report] >>8965215
>>8965057 (OP)
“Did Nothing Wrong Edition”

Yeah she did doing nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.8965215 [Report]
>>8965198
You take that back. She did her best.
Anonymous No.8965221 [Report]
>>8965057 (OP)
Double trouble
Anonymous No.8965230 [Report] >>8987204
>>8965057 (OP)
>>8965099
>>8965101
>>8965103
Roberta is the only one left
Anonymous No.8965395 [Report]
Anonymous No.8965457 [Report] >>8970129
Mommy’s boys
Anonymous No.8965508 [Report] >>8965510
Anonymous No.8965510 [Report]
>>8965508
Anonymous No.8965587 [Report] >>8965621 >>8965671 >>8966981 >>8968443 >>8968454 >>8969351 >>8974622 >>8982790 >>8984880 >>8985910 >>8985932 >>8986837 >>8986847 >>8987994 >>8988416 >>8988976 >>8990116 >>8990258 >>8990265 >>8993601 >>8996375 >>8996416 >>8996921 >>8996959 >>8997258 >>8999515 >>8999784 >>9003091 >>9004113 >>9004571 >>9005734 >>9005991 >>9005995 >>9006399 >>9009328 >>9012611 >>9017043 >>9019154 >>9020757
Almost forgot
Anonymous No.8965621 [Report] >>8965628 >>8965654 >>8968451 >>8968451
>>8965587
What do the numbers mean?
Anonymous No.8965628 [Report]
>>8965621
That you should lurk more.
Anonymous No.8965654 [Report] >>8965665
>>8965621
Last two digits of your post number. Images like this are roll images, and you reply to them to see which waifu you get. In this instance, yours is 21, so you got FemKhan/Khatun. Hope that cleared things up.
Anonymous No.8965665 [Report]
>>8965654
Ah gotcha
Anonymous No.8965671 [Report]
>>8965587
Time to roll
Anonymous No.8966023 [Report] >>8966031
Anonymous No.8966031 [Report] >>8966036
>>8966023
Anonymous No.8966036 [Report] >>8966038
>>8966031
Anonymous No.8966038 [Report]
>>8966036
Anonymous No.8966304 [Report] >>8966863 >>8967037
Okok what position do y'all think the fem primearchs like when they have sex
Anonymous No.8966863 [Report]
>>8966304
Probably the ones that don’t result in hospitalization for their partners.
Anonymous No.8966981 [Report]
>>8965587
Lets roll baby!
Anonymous No.8967037 [Report]
>>8966304
death by snu-snu
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Anonymous No.8967089 [Report] >>8967092
>>8967085
Anonymous No.8967092 [Report] >>8967096
>>8967089
Anonymous No.8967096 [Report]
>>8967092
Anonymous No.8967458 [Report] >>8967776
Anonymous No.8967776 [Report]
>>8967458
Great to see people posting my edits I made years ago.
Anonymous No.8968103 [Report]
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Anonymous No.8968443 [Report] >>8968445
>>8965587
rollin. I'd take any loyalist, but hopin for Freya or Corra. Sanguinia is too far out of my league
Anonymous No.8968445 [Report] >>8969095
>>8968443
...I am not worthy. How do I make her happy?
Anonymous No.8968451 [Report] >>8974736
>>8965621
>>8965621
Judging by this, you got Alakhai Khan. Respectable. Very respectable.
Anonymous No.8968454 [Report] >>8969510
>>8965587
roll
Anonymous No.8969095 [Report] >>8969552
>>8968445
Just be yourself. She fell in love with you for a reason.
Anonymous No.8969351 [Report] >>8969510
>>8965587
Testing my luck.
Anonymous No.8969510 [Report]
>>8968454
>>8969351
I’m so sorry.
Anonymous No.8969552 [Report]
>>8969095
If you say so...
I'll just work on being the best househusband I can be so she can have something nice to come home to.
Anonymous No.8969596 [Report]
Anonymous No.8970129 [Report] >>8970135 >>9014890
>>8965457
shouldn't "little horus" aximand look like his mom here?
Anonymous No.8970135 [Report]
>>8970129
Would that make him look like a femboy or a twink?
Anonymous No.8970143 [Report] >>8970229
I need femarch cuddles...
Anonymous No.8970229 [Report]
>>8970143
We all do.
Anonymous No.8970987 [Report] >>8970990
Anonymous No.8970990 [Report] >>8971028 >>9015877
>>8970987
I can fix her.
Anonymous No.8971028 [Report] >>8971468
>>8970990
You can't
All you can do is make sure her days are better than most
Anonymous No.8971468 [Report] >>8971528
>>8971028
That’s quitter talk
Anonymous No.8971528 [Report] >>8971815
>>8971468
It's realist talk
Some people, or tall living weapon women, can't be fixed
Anonymous No.8971815 [Report]
>>8971528
I can.
Anonymous No.8972174 [Report] >>8972198 >>8972351
Anonymous No.8972198 [Report]
>>8972174
She needs bigger tits.
Anonymous No.8972274 [Report]
Anonymous No.8972351 [Report] >>8973315
>>8972174
I can’t fix her.
Anonymous No.8973315 [Report]
>>8972351
Why would you want to? She’s perfect.
Anonymous No.8973625 [Report]
Anonymous No.8973648 [Report] >>8973663
Anonymous No.8973663 [Report] >>8973670
>>8973648
Anonymous No.8973670 [Report]
>>8973663
Anonymous No.8974583 [Report]
Petulant Womanchild
Anonymous No.8974622 [Report]
>>8965587
Roll
Anonymous No.8974641 [Report]
Anonymous No.8974736 [Report]
>>8968451
>Alakhai
It's Jaghatasha retard
Anonymous No.8974806 [Report] >>8974810
Anonymous No.8974810 [Report] >>8974812
>>8974806
Anonymous No.8974812 [Report]
>>8974810
Anonymous No.8975173 [Report] >>8975497
>>8965057 (OP)
>>8965099
>>8965101
>>8965103
Built for BPC (Big Psychneuein Cock)
Anonymous No.8975497 [Report] >>8976145
>>8975173
My wife does not fuck Warp bugs.
Anonymous No.8975678 [Report] >>8975681
Anonymous No.8975681 [Report] >>8975684
>>8975678
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Anonymous No.8976145 [Report]
>>8975497
She doesn't have a choice
Anonymous No.8976482 [Report]
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Anonymous No.8976632 [Report] >>8976638
Anonymous No.8976638 [Report]
>>8976632
Anonymous No.8977036 [Report]
>"Anon, help me!"
Anonymous No.8977408 [Report] >>8977423
Anonymous No.8977423 [Report] >>8978461
>>8977408
My dogs will do anything for a Newport, and I mean ANYTHING.
Anonymous No.8977818 [Report]
My beautiful wife.
Anonymous No.8978450 [Report] >>8978507
Anonymous No.8978461 [Report] >>8978540
>>8977423
Psychologically terrorized Fulgrium until he killed his brother on Isstvan V
Anonymous No.8978507 [Report]
>>8978450
luv my somber raven wife
Anonymous No.8978540 [Report] >>8978765
>>8978461
Can you remind me who I am?
Anonymous No.8978756 [Report] >>8979667
Anonymous No.8978765 [Report] >>8978871
>>8978540
You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself or myself or myself or myself or myself or myself or myself
Anonymous No.8978871 [Report] >>8996777
>>8978765
I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback!
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Anonymous No.8979667 [Report]
>>8978756
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Anonymous No.8980095 [Report] >>8980579 >>8981261
What games does the Empress play?
Anonymous No.8980579 [Report]
>>8980095
Strategy games (She’s terrible at them)
Anonymous No.8981242 [Report]
Anonymous No.8981261 [Report]
>>8980095
Battle mace 40 million with sex mods
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Anonymous No.8982704 [Report] >>8985498
Anonymous No.8982790 [Report] >>8983100
>>8965587
For the Lioness!
Anonymous No.8983100 [Report]
>>8982790
Is Vesta fine too?
Anonymous No.8983206 [Report]
>(You) are by every account a hard man
>a capable man
Anonymous No.8983232 [Report] >>8983710
Anonymous No.8983710 [Report] >>8983793
>>8983232
Wrong thread
Anonymous No.8983793 [Report] >>8983839
>>8983710
but she can fix curze
Anonymous No.8983839 [Report] >>8983843
>>8983793
No one can fix Curze
Anonymous No.8983843 [Report] >>8983868
>>8983839
M'Shen literally fixed curze.
Anonymous No.8983868 [Report]
>>8983843
And then died
Anonymous No.8984758 [Report] >>8984864 >>8984897
Anonymous No.8984864 [Report] >>8984874
>>8984758
>There is no need to be upset.
Anonymous No.8984874 [Report]
>>8984864
She has every reason to be upset because she has brain damage.
Anonymous No.8984880 [Report] >>8984882 >>8984884
>>8965587
I entrust my fate to the God Emperor
Anonymous No.8984882 [Report]
>>8984880
He has forsaken you
Anonymous No.8984884 [Report] >>8984893
>>8984880
...Brothers it's been an honor.
Anonymous No.8984893 [Report]
>>8984884
You have my condolences.
Anonymous No.8984897 [Report] >>8985784
>>8984758
in my own headcanon her SO was a suvivor from Desh'ea. Another galdiator who was somehow spared the same fate as the rest of her rebellion. Maybe a deserter?
She is incapable of respecting, let along really caring for anyone else. but more importantly he is living proof that she was once free.
Anonymous No.8985498 [Report] >>8985787
>>8982704
What’s more painful? Having a Lamenter GF, or having an Angels Resplendent GF that becomes an Angels Penitent GF?
Anonymous No.8985784 [Report]
>>8984897
Good idea.
Anonymous No.8985787 [Report]
>>8985498
Having a blood angel successor chapter gf that succumbs to the black rage
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Anonymous No.8985910 [Report]
>>8965587
Rollin
Anonymous No.8985932 [Report]
>>8965587
Rollin!
Anonymous No.8986005 [Report] >>8987197
Y'all I got a question
What would each fem-primearchs breast milk taste like??
Anonymous No.8986837 [Report]
>>8965587
Roll
Anonymous No.8986847 [Report] >>8986856
>>8965587
We need a consort that is like Ciaphas Cain.
>Actually very competent and charismatic.
>He thinks he is not enough for her and is actually scared shirtless.
>Thinks he is a coward but his skills and crazy luck allow him to pull insane stunts.
>"No you see, I HAD to lead the charge, otherwise her and her daughters would see my fear filled face an would stop protecting afted discovering I am a coward."
>"Yes I defended that wounded soldier, but only because he called for help, and she was looking vaguely in my direction, I had to do it to keep appearances."

Also rolling.
Anonymous No.8986856 [Report]
>>8986847
He later goes on to reincarnate as the actual Cain.
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Anonymous No.8987197 [Report] >>8987844 >>9001826
>>8986005
I don't know all the fem names so
>Lionness
Tastes like old mead from a bygone era
>Gurlgrim
Tastes like wine mixed with purple Kool-Aid
>Perturaboo
Tastes like tap water with bits of metal shavings
>Jagi Khan
Tastes like Baijiu
>Leena Russ
Tastes like Fenrisian Ale, so you might die
>Ro-gal
Lemon juice
>Konny
Coffee with blood
>Sanguinius
Cranberry juice
>Ferrus WoManus
PC coolant
>Angron
Whey protein
>Roboutera
Actual rich milk
>Morticia
Rancid energy drink
>Magni
Strawberry milk and honey
>WHorus
The finest milk when loyalist and then curdled milk when traitor
>Lorgal
Communion wine
>Vulkana
Warm milk with some ash in it
>Corvy
Crop milk
>Alpharia and Omegal
It could be milk, or maybe it's something else, or it's pretending to be milk. It's actually skim milk
>Lost primarchs
Mystery milk
Anonymous No.8987204 [Report]
>>8965230
We really deserve a Constantina too.
Anonymous No.8987844 [Report]
>>8987197
Yoo imagine getting waisted on Leena Russ's titty milk
I don't if it'll give you extreme and fatal alcohol poisoning
Anonymous No.8987994 [Report] >>8988388
>>8965587
check 'em
Anonymous No.8988388 [Report]
>>8987994
Check what?
Anonymous No.8988416 [Report]
>>8965587
let's go
Anonymous No.8988976 [Report] >>8988989
>>8965587
just fuck my shit up senpai
Anonymous No.8988989 [Report]
>>8988976
You asked for it.
Anonymous No.8989478 [Report]
Anonymous No.8990116 [Report]
>>8965587
Roll
Anonymous No.8990258 [Report]
>>8965587
It couldn't get that bad i guess?
Anonymous No.8990265 [Report] >>8992832 >>8997514
>>8965587
I just want someone who would love me
Anonymous No.8992832 [Report]
>>8990265
Same
Anonymous No.8993429 [Report]
Anonymous No.8993601 [Report]
>>8965587
i gooooooo¡¡¡
Anonymous No.8994314 [Report] >>8994826
Anonymous No.8994826 [Report] >>8995596
>>8994314
Mommy
Anonymous No.8995400 [Report] >>9007974
Anonymous No.8995596 [Report] >>8996645
>>8994826
She’s the worst mom in the galaxy.
Anonymous No.8996224 [Report] >>8996286 >>8996420 >>9002852
Terrataker/Primarchtaker
>Give Kassandra Curze a bunny
>Her trauma goes away
>SUCCESS
Anonymous No.8996286 [Report]
>>8996224
I wish I could fix her.
Anonymous No.8996375 [Report]
>>8965587
Rollin'
Anonymous No.8996416 [Report] >>8996433
>>8965587
My mother before cancer took her was mentally ill and abusive. The cancer made her even worse before she finally died.
Let's see which primarch mommy I get.
Anonymous No.8996420 [Report] >>9002852
>>8996224
>Terrataker/Primarchtaker
I kind of want to see the female primarch designs redrawn in Vanripper's drawing style now.
I can't draw a decent picture if my life depended on it though.
Anonymous No.8996433 [Report] >>8996487 >>8996513
>>8996416
Congrats, you got one of the most abusive girls.
Anonymous No.8996487 [Report] >>8996513 >>8996515
>>8996433
How screwed is anon or is there any hope if he is nice to her?
Still genuinely hilarious how fate decided to mess with him after he gave such a backstory.
Anonymous No.8996513 [Report] >>8996777
>>8996433
I guess not much will change for me as fate would decide.
>>8996487
>How screwed is anon
Well I would need to know how Pert's personality and behavior is in the books. I read somewhere that Pert's behavior is wildly inconsistent, but generally it is very easy to send Pert into a violent rage. That was one of the few things that seemed to stay consistent as far as I know.
Anonymous No.8996515 [Report]
>>8996487
Very screwed. She’s called a petulant woman child for a reason.
Anonymous No.8996645 [Report]
>>8995596
She's the best one. Because she knows what you need.
Anonymous No.8996777 [Report]
>>8996513
Indeed. >>8978871
Anonymous No.8996781 [Report] >>8996933
Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for eight minutes. Woke up in Geneva, oh man, I did it again, didn't I?
Anonymous No.8996921 [Report]
>>8965587
roll me some chest and thighs to die for
Anonymous No.8996933 [Report]
>>8996781
>I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy and lust
>I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback
Anonymous No.8996959 [Report]
>>8965587
Y'all mfers have no idea how much I want to eat out the primarch mommies. Let's see which one these digits will make me have.
Anonymous No.8996991 [Report] >>8997237
>Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive.
>AAAAAAAAAHHHH
Anonymous No.8997237 [Report]
>>8996991
Konnie has a delicious mom-butt
Anonymous No.8997258 [Report] >>8997262
>>8965587
I am sure Big E give me some nice wife, yes? Please...
Anonymous No.8997262 [Report] >>8997280 >>8997310
>>8997258
But i had enough mentally ill women in my life...
Anonymous No.8997280 [Report] >>8997501 >>8997509
>>8997262
Roberta isn't mentally ill
Just autistic
Anonymous No.8997310 [Report] >>8997339 >>8997501 >>8997509
>>8997262
Girlyman's one of the most mentally stable Primarchs. Which isn't saying much because the bar is underground, but she has a good head on her shoulders.
Anonymous No.8997339 [Report] >>8997509 >>8999640
>>8997310
Until she cheats on you with a knife ear.
Anonymous No.8997501 [Report] >>8997608
>>8997280
>>8997310
Guys, he got Curze
Anonymous No.8997509 [Report] >>8997594 >>8999640
>>8997280
>>8997310
Oh, i am actually blind retard and messed with numbers positions, my apologies.
But still sucks as this >>8997339 guy said. Damn, now i wish it would be Curze. At least she won't cheat on me with eld*r
Anonymous No.8997514 [Report]
>>8990265
Well, Morty for sure will suffocate you. Either with love or chems
Anonymous No.8997594 [Report] >>9002233
>>8997509
To be fair, she assumed that you were dead. Normals tend to die after 10,000 years.
Anonymous No.8997608 [Report]
>>8997501
No he didn't he got 58
Anonymous No.8998138 [Report] >>8998148 >>8998334
Anonymous No.8998148 [Report]
>>8998138
Anonymous No.8998334 [Report] >>8999778
>>8998138
Etna's tits need to be bigger.
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Anonymous No.8999515 [Report]
>>8965587
rollin'
fuck captcha
Anonymous No.8999640 [Report] >>9000731
>>8997339
>>8997509
The Yvraine and Guilliman brainrot ruins the joke.
Anonymous No.8999778 [Report] >>8999866 >>8999866 >>8999866 >>8999866
>>8998334
She's a big girl.
Anonymous No.8999784 [Report] >>8999788 >>9000565
Which Primarch mommy has the tastiest pussy?

Also rollin >>8965587
Anonymous No.8999788 [Report]
>>8999784
>Which Primarch mommy has the tastiest pussy?
Fulgirl mommy
It tastes like the sweetest candy and the finest wine
Anonymous No.8999866 [Report]
>>8999778
>>8999778
>>8999778
>>8999778
Anonymous No.9000557 [Report]
My autistic wife
Anonymous No.9000564 [Report] >>9000566 >>9000649
Which fem Primarch would give the best hugs
Anonymous No.9000565 [Report]
>>8999784
Fem Russ
I feel like it'd taste like honey mead
Anonymous No.9000566 [Report]
>>9000564
Vulkana
Hands down
Anonymous No.9000649 [Report]
>>9000564
Sanguinia.
Anonymous No.9000731 [Report] >>9001836
>>8999640
The best way to win is to fuck both the elf and her.
Anonymous No.9000970 [Report] >>9000978
Gang I gotta question
Which fem-primearchs would have clean shaven pussies and which would have an absolute bush??
Anonymous No.9000978 [Report] >>9001007 >>9001556 >>9001563
>>9000970
Please consult the chart.
Anonymous No.9001007 [Report]
>>9000978
I want to eat, not floss.
Anonymous No.9001044 [Report]
I wanna suck Fem-russ's big fat WOLFTITS and drink up her mead flavoured(and maybe infused) tittymilk
Anonymous No.9001556 [Report] >>9002010
>>9000978
Fulgrima has her pubes neatly trimmed into the shape of an Aquila
Anonymous No.9001563 [Report]
>>9000978
For some reason Morty tier made me diamonds. It's over for me, bros? I am beyond saving?
Anonymous No.9001826 [Report]
>>8987197
>>Jagi Khan
>Tastes like Baijiu
Fermented Yak's milk.
Anonymous No.9001836 [Report]
>>9000731
There's really only one Primarch slammin' Aeldari coochie (because she's stuck in the webway chasin' Drukhari cunts, but we're still not ready for that conversation.)
Anonymous No.9002010 [Report]
>>9001556
She changes between styled and clean shaven every other week.
Anonymous No.9002233 [Report] >>9002317
>>8997594
Assuming you don't have your mind/personality shunted into a servo skull.
Anonymous No.9002317 [Report] >>9002327
>>9002233
Kill me at that point. How can I get my pelvis broken if I don’t have one anymore?
Anonymous No.9002327 [Report] >>9002343
>>9002317
Well you never know. Some magos biologis might come up with an idea to put your mind back into a functioning body at the request of your primarch wife.
Anonymous No.9002343 [Report]
>>9002327
You have a good point.
Anonymous No.9002575 [Report] >>9003776
Tfw there's finally a Fulgrim chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50357149/chapters/185611956
Anonymous No.9002852 [Report] >>9002857 >>9009635
>>8996224
>>8996420
OC, bit smaller than I'd like
Anonymous No.9002857 [Report]
>>9002852
Nice
Anonymous No.9002970 [Report] >>9003096
>Emperor didn't want Astartes replacing humanity so femprimarchs can't be bred
Another one of Big E's fuck ups
Anonymous No.9003091 [Report] >>9003123
>>8965587
Hopefully I don't get a complete psychopath
Anonymous No.9003096 [Report] >>9003117
>>9002970
The traitor girls joined chaos to get their wombs back
Anonymous No.9003117 [Report]
>>9003096
If that was the motivation, then a majority of them would join Chaos.
Anonymous No.9003123 [Report] >>9003124 >>9004100
>>9003091
Can you look past pyromaniacal tendencies, and burning surrendering Eldar children to death?
Anonymous No.9003124 [Report]
>>9003123
For love and pelvis shattering sex? I can tolerate her quirks
Anonymous No.9003363 [Report] >>9003387
>Using power fists to princess carry your femarch GF.
Anonymous No.9003387 [Report] >>9003421
>>9003363
Some of them might make some for you too. Maybe even with some matching Terminator Armor.
Anonymous No.9003421 [Report] >>9003669 >>9005726
>>9003387
I don't think they'll be able to justify an entire set of terminator armour on the spot.
Unless they can.
In which case that'd be sweet. Then you can go decimate heretics/loyalists together.
Anonymous No.9003669 [Report]
>>9003421
I’m sure they could justify it.
Anonymous No.9003776 [Report]
>>9002575
Who'd he plagiarize it from this time?
Anonymous No.9004100 [Report]
>>9003123
Don’t forget about the time she nuked a world where Humans and Exodites peacefully coexisted.
Anonymous No.9004113 [Report]
>>8965587
Rollin'
Anonymous No.9004376 [Report]
First Meeting
Anonymous No.9004571 [Report]
>>8965587
dubs i beg
Anonymous No.9005258 [Report]
Anonymous No.9005726 [Report] >>9007062
>>9003421
The implications of most of the traitors preferring men who would/could fight alongside them and therefore losing these men that they love more often is telling...
Anonymous No.9005734 [Report]
>>8965587
Roll
Anonymous No.9005991 [Report]
>>8965587
T/roll
Anonymous No.9005995 [Report]
>>8965587
Rolololo
Anonymous No.9006096 [Report] >>9008066
>You are Furia, on Isstvan V slaughtering those pathetic dogs who dare call themselves your daughters
>You don't care for those dogs who fight by your side, you don't care for those who fight against you
>You're simply killing, feeding the Nails
>Some movement catches your eye
>A medicae, shorter than the others around her, is tending to the wounded astartes
>Loyal or Traitor, it doesn't matter to the healer. The coward tends to them all equally
>Khârne rushes at them and you watch as your most feral hound obliterates the medicae's fumbling defense
>Khârne went out of her way to disarm the fool, and then cripple them
>She went to tear the helmet from the medicae
>"I wish to see the life leave your eyes, coward!" She snarls out
>The helmet is torn off, and the face of Furia's consort greets Khârne
>The ferocious glee in her eyes dies, as she stares at her dying father
>The kind, gentle man who wasn't meant to be a warrior, a man who was meant to bring comfort to her Primarch and the legion
>The man who could quiet the Nails with words alone
>The man, dying in her arms, who was still looking at her with the same fatherly love he always showed to her and her sisters
>Khârne couldn't help but scream
Anonymous No.9006399 [Report] >>9006412
>>8965587
rolling for Sanguinia angel wife
Anonymous No.9006412 [Report]
>>9006399
For some reason I had the feeling I would get dubs instead.
Oh well, ffm threesome heaven with a dose of psychological manipulation is fine too.
Anonymous No.9006962 [Report] >>9007813 >>9008066
>Arimma gets ready to cast the Rubric
"This isn't going to work, you know."
>The voice of her father, Magna's consort, comes from behind her
>"Father, you don't understand. You don't have the blight that is the Flesh Change."
"No. No I don't. But I can't stand by and let you cast some spell that you don't know will work!"
>"AT LEAST I'LL BE TRYING SOMETHING! I WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY AS MY SISTERS SUFFER!"
>Arimma has her father taken away and kept somewhere safe
>It breaks her heart to have to imprison her father, even if temporarily, but she needs to do this
>The Rubric is cast
>And all is dust
>Arimma rushes to her father's quarters where he was being kept
>And finds the clothes he wore collaped into a pile of dust
Anonymous No.9007062 [Report]
>>9005726
Well nobody said you were invincible.
Unless their plan is to turn you into a Daemon Prince or some other Chaos fuckery.
Anonymous No.9007080 [Report] >>9007097
Femarch dating sim when
Anonymous No.9007097 [Report] >>9007106
>>9007080
When GW makes the tabletop fun to play again.
Anonymous No.9007106 [Report]
>>9007097
Damn
Anonymous No.9007813 [Report] >>9008028
>>9006962
Dang that's good anon. Reminds me of the femarch canon where Lora falls to chaos because her consort Monarchius was executed by Roberta at their mother's command for her religious zealotry.
Anonymous No.9007974 [Report]
>>8995400
Constantinia Valdez...
Anonymous No.9008028 [Report] >>9008406
>>9007813
It’s just a repost from before the whole site got nuked in April.
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>>9006096
>>9006962
>It's sad femarch posting hours.
Guess I'll repost Sangunia's consort greentext.
Anonymous No.9008071 [Report] >>9008078 >>9008182
>The Consort of the IXth sat in the dust and dirt, head resting against a barricade.
>Well... "Barricade" was a charitable word for it. It was simply a pillar that had collapsed onto part of the road into the inner palace that a squad of Terran Militia had fortified with empty ammunition boxes and scraps of barbed wire.
>Around him wounded, starved, bloody men and women of the Terran Militia, Solar Auxilia, and even a few Skitarii surrounded him, sat in defensive positions, and taking cover behind anything that could offer it.
>2 lost looking Astartes had also joined them. One of them was an Imperial fist, wearing miss-matched armour that had been hastily repaired during the battle and carrying a Heavy Bolter. The other was a lonely Iron Hand, one of the few to make it to Terra before the traitors arrived. She was missing an arm, and held a Power Axe in the remaining hand.
>The IXth had brought his battalion of Soldiers back to occupy this location. One of the direct routes to the throne room. If the Traitors were to advance any further, they would certainly advance through here.
>And yet they had not advanced. It had been hours since he had left Regina's consort to hold part of the outer perimeter, but he knew better than to hope that he was still fighting ahead of them. Both of them had known this was the end, the advancing Astartes tanks and traitor Knights had made it plain to all. A fresh regiment of Solar Auxilia couldn't have hoped to hold the line against that, let alone the ragged battalion of Terran Militia he was commanding.
>But the Astartes were needed at the heart of the palace, and so he had faced it with a stoic and unflinching dignity. Ordering as many Militia to the front to buy the Astartes a few precious minutes to fall back to the final defensive lines, and giving command of what Militia couldn't be brought forwards to the IXth.
Anonymous No.9008078 [Report] >>9008080 >>9008182
>>9008071
>The IXth and VIIth consorts hadn't been close, rarely seeing or talking, even before Isis' rebellion. But before they had parted, the VIIth had given the IXth a slightly sad look and said, "I deeply regret not talking to her. One last time. Before she had gone with the Empress, and I had stayed down here."
>"What would you have said?" replied the IXth.
>After a brief pause he answered: "I would have asked her, Why me?"
>The IXth cocked his head. "Why you?"
>"Why me?" He nodded. "The Daughters of the Empress are close to Angelic beings, that the Ancient's worshipped. They are adored and beloved by all who are graced to be in their presence. Our love to them was almost assured. But what was it about me that had her intrigued. Had her take me in and spend time with me. What did I do to deserve her taking my hand in hers, to have a place by her side, to warm her bed. Did she even love me? Could a being like that truly love a mortal like me?"
>The VIIth's hand was shaking, ever so slightly, just for a second. And then he hardened once more. He gave a final nod. A small gesture of farewell, and good luck before turning and marching to join his men to meet their end.
Anonymous No.9008080 [Report] >>9008082 >>9008182
>>9008078
>The IXth pondered those exact thoughts now. His beloved was truly an Angelic being, and had he been of smaller mind he likely would have fallen in with Lorgara's cultists, and worshipped her as one.
>"Why me?"
>His closed his blood shot eyes and shifted slightly, scraping his golden armour against the pillar he lay against. Not that it mattered. His armour was so dented and scratched he would need it extensive refitting's and repairs to even make it presentable again. He may as well have it melted down and have a new suit created.
>He chuckled grimly. As if he would live past this day to have another suit of armour fitted. He would die in this armour.
>A vox crackle drew him from his thoughts and he looked over to an Auxilia communications officer.
>"Repeat and Confirm" the voidsmen said, his voice hoarse, but clearly quivering.
>"What is it?" The IXth stood up, collecting his power spear from the ground and moving over to the vox operator, staying low behind cover.
>A few more barely audible crackles came through the machine, and the operator looked up, "The Vengful Spirit is pulling out of orbit, and the Daughters of Isis are evacuating the planet."
>Immediately this caught the attention of all nearby, and even the two astartes snapped to attention to hear what was being said.
>"The traitors are in disarray. I think... I think Isis has been slain."
>The words echoed throughout the battalion as soldiers excitedly passed around the news. Could it be true? In the final hour, could their victory have been won?
Anonymous No.9008082 [Report] >>9008084 >>9008182
>>9008080
>Their answer came hours later, as the skies over Terra became alight with Drop Pods. Not of the Traitors, but from the Ultramarines and Dark Angels. The nights sky was lit up flashed of lance fire as the First and Thirteenth legions smashed into the traitors ships and the traitors began to evacuate en-masse.
>The Battalion came alive with cheering, as the most brutal battle in the long history of mankind came to a sudden end.
>The IXth consort wasn't celebrating. He had jumped on board of a passing Rhino, to join a group of Astartes heading to the throne room, leaving the Battalion in the command of his 2nd, and ordering them to push forwards and retake parts of the palace.
>The Rhino was painted in the livery of the Iron Warriors, and had been abandoned on the field. A hastily painted on Aquila and an Imperial Fist tank commander sitting through the top hatch and holding a Terran Militia banner was all that was stopping their fellow loyalists from opening fire at them.
>The driver was a White Scar, who had lost her left eye during the fighting days ago, alongside multiple punctures in her armour and who simply hadn't had time to get proper medical assistance. That wasn't stopping the Salamander Apothecary from trying to administer aid to her now while they were speeding down the road, with most of her attempts to spray medical foam into the Chogorian's wounds being battered off while being sworn at.
>Inside the Rhino sat a handful of other Astartes, mostly Imperial Fists and Blood Angels. The IXth was glad to see some of his "daughters", but something was noticeable wrong with them. They sat silent, with heads pointed down, and with small, sharp twitches as if they were trying to fight off some form of possession.
>The Rhino rolled into the outer sanctum of the throne room, before stopping. A line of Golden Warriors stood, in their path, Guardian spears lowered and aiming at them.
Anonymous No.9008084 [Report] >>9008086 >>9008182
>>9008082
>"Hold your fire!" The tank commander called out. She climbed out of the hatch and dropped to the ground. "We heard over the vox that the boarding party had sustained casualties and that medical aid was needed."
>As she spoke the Salamander Apothecary stepped out, followed by Astartes carrying boxes of medical gear and stabilisation chems.
>... And Geneseed containers.
>The Custodes were hesitant to move, keeping their weapons trained on the new arrival, until a voice boomed out from behind them. "Let them pass."
>In perfect unison the Golden figures stood down and stepped to the side allowing the party through, with the IXth consort brining up the rear, carrying the refrigeration vials for the geneseed.
>The command had been given by Constantina Valdor, and she stood at the doors of the inner sanctum as the party ran past her. She did not meet the eyes of the Astartes, but she did glance down at the consort. He had only met her on one occasion before, and she had been stoic and unreadable, but this single glance down conveyed a feeling that the Consort couldn't place. Not until he entered the throne room. Pain.
>The Empress was sat on the Golden Throne. Her body bloody, broken and in dire condition. Every form of medical and technological expert left in the palace was huddled around her and the throne. Doing everything to keep her alive.
>At the base of the Throne was Regina. Her stoic heart of stone shattered, her head in her hands, and tears poured down her face. She had interred her mother on the throne. Shattered her legion in defence of Terra. And minutes earlier, the fate of her beloved had reached her.
Anonymous No.9008086 [Report] >>9008089 >>9008182
>>9008084
>It was simply too much, even for the regent of Terra. As she sobbed, she held a small golden medallion of a fist holding lighting bolts, that hung from her neck. A gift from her consort, after the victory at Ullanor.
>"Not you as well. Don't leave me as well" she whispered to the medallion, as if it could change anything.
>In the surrounding area yellow armoured Astartes worked. Some were administering aid using the newly arrived supplies while others held the still bodies of their lifeless sisters as they removed their geneseed. The consort spotted one Daughter of Dorn, remove her helmet and wipe away the wetness building in her eyes, before placing it back on her head to keep working.
>The Salamander Apothecary was removing geneseed, and she called over to the Consort. "I need those vials little one!"
>The IXth consort ran over, placing the vials beside the Apothecary. As she took one out and placed the recovered organ into the vial, the consort realised that he was standing over the broken body of a Sanguinary Guard.
>He looked around and realised that a good third of the bodies lying motionless were wearing red and gold armour, with bloody tear drops on their pauldrons.
>This refocused his attention and he looked around.
Anonymous No.9008089 [Report] >>9008091 >>9008182
>>9008086
>He looked for her. To be standing among her fallen daughters. To be weeping for her mother. He looked for his angel.
>As his eyes darted around the sanctum, they fell on a group of red Astartes, stood in a circle.
>They did not move. They did not administer aid to collect geneseed. They simply stood, looking down at something.
>The Consort tentatively moved forward towards the group.
>He moved past the giants. Most had their helmets removed. They were all shaking to some degree.
>As he passed the final Blood Angel in his way he laid his eyes on Azkaella. She was kneeling, weeping, and inconsolable with grief.
>Below her lay the broken body of Sangunia.
>Her armour was buckled and had been rend open.
>Her wings were torn and bloody.
>Her face was cold and pale.
>Her beloved took her head into his arms, his whole world lying shattered on the throne room floor, as tears fell from his eyes.
>And he joined his Daughters in unending grief.
Anonymous No.9008091 [Report] >>9008092 >>9008182
>>9008089
>072.M31.
>It was the 2 hours of twilight. The 2 hours a day when the Astartes actually slept.
>A lone figure stood in the inner sanctum of the Chapel of the Blood Angels.
>The figure was smaller than the Astartes that were found around the Arx Angelicum, and wore damaged, golden armour.
>The consort of the IXth Matriarch, stood by the tomb of his beloved Sangunia.
>Just as he had done for 58 years.
>What else was he to do? When you're life had been spent with a being like her, how could you move on?
>On the Tomb, lay a marble statue of her. Her wings folded behind her, her hands resting on her sword that was held over her chest, and a single golden tear rolling down her cheek, from closed eyes.
>Around him were visages of her. Of her life, of her deeds, her victories and her martyrdom.
>But none of him with her.
>None of her daughters.
>None of her sisters.
>She stood in images of glass and stone, surrounded by alien beasts, and arch traitors. But she stood alone.
>Was that how she had been at the end? Alone? Not just in battle, but in her life. Had his company been enough for her? The thoughts had haunted him for decades now.
Anonymous No.9008092 [Report] >>9008182
>>9008091
>His fingers traced over the marble carving of her hair.
>Had she thought of him in the end?
>Were there any words that she had wanted to tell him before she was struck down?
>Did she regret leaving him behind to die above Terra?
>Had she even truly loved him? Could a being as perfect and as divine as her every truly love a mere mortal like him?
>The words of Regina's consort came back to him.
>"Why me?"
>"I was just a Baal Auxiliary captain. One of the lucky ones to be picked out from the masses to join the Crusade, and join up with the Legion."
>"What was special about me? What did I do to catch your eye?"
>"How could I have been notable to an Angel. To one as flawless as you?"
>"Above all others, why did you love me?"
>He felt his legs tiring. He had long since stopped taking rejuvenation treatment. He had no need to live centuries now. Not with her gone.
>Time had finally caught up with him.
>"But it will never take you." He thought to himself.
>His finger traced down along her face, across her stone cheek, and down her armoured shoulder.
>His legs finally gave out and he fell over her chest, his head resting in the marble crook of her neck.
>He removed his helmet, exposing his white hair and looked up at the stone figure of her one last time.
>With his breath rattling, he lay his head down, his glassy eyes closed.
>A final murmur, drifted from his mouth as he passed.
>"Why me?"
>One last breath rattled from his body, and then the Chapel was filled with silence.
Anonymous No.9008097 [Report] >>9008098
More angel.
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>>9008097
shattered_pelvis.jpg
Anonymous No.9008182 [Report]
>>9008071
>>9008078
>>9008080
>>9008082
>>9008084
>>9008086
>>9008089
>>9008091
>>9008092
Love the angst.
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Anonymous No.9008406 [Report] >>9008454
>>9008028
There was a site?
Anonymous No.9008440 [Report] >>9008648
I know it isn't everyone's cup of tea but has there been any /ss/ stuff with femarchs or the Empress?
Anonymous No.9008454 [Report] >>9009262
>>9008406
This site.
Anonymous No.9008648 [Report] >>9009922
>>9008440
Not that I know of.
Anonymous No.9009262 [Report] >>9009273
>>9008454
Oh, so you refer to that big hack then? How did that affect these threads other than them not being available for a while?
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>>9009262
Not much other than the site being down for a few weeks, and these threads in particular being gone for even longer. God only knows where the drawfags and writefags went, since they were making some good stuff prior to the hack, but haven’t been seen since.
Anonymous No.9009328 [Report] >>9009620
>>8965587
Rollin'
Let's see if I get abused or cared for.
Anonymous No.9009620 [Report]
>>9009328
You’ll be in a full body cast, but she loves you.
Anonymous No.9009635 [Report]
>>9002852
AAAAAWWWWWWWWWW! THAT'S SO FUCKIING CUTE! THANK YOU DRAWFRIEN!
I hope one day that every femmarch has cute bnuuys, like Angran and Sanguinia
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>>9008648
Damn
Anonymous No.9010805 [Report] >>9017418
Anonymous No.9011020 [Report]
>The battle is won
>The blood tithe collected
>She is alone
>She wants to be alone
>For she has a secret
>A single skull never given to her lord
>All skulls belong to him except for this one
>This one is hers
>It's strange how much care she takes holding it
>How gently she examines it
>It looks no different from any other
>But it feels different
>Like it belonged to someone important
>Someone important to her
>Someone she cannot remember
>And when she looks at it her rage almost seems to fade
>If only slightly...
>Instead it's replaced by something different
>Sadness
>A different pain begins to grow
>It is different from the nails in her head
>This one is in her chest
>It hurts too much
>Why does it hurt
>She wants to remember
>Maybe if she keeps looking she will
>But it's too much
>She hides the skull away
>The familiar rage returns
>She knows all skulls belong to him
>He will demand this one eventually
>She will give this one last
>Until then it is hers
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Anonymous No.9012255 [Report] >>9012435 >>9012808
Do we have any idea's on what Alpharia's consort is like?
Anonymous No.9012435 [Report]
>>9012255
Someone who knows the difference between her, her sister, and the rest of the Legion.
Anonymous No.9012611 [Report] >>9014819 >>9020757
Have we as a community decided what every primarch mommy's favorite sex position is yet?

>>8965587
Rollin'
Anonymous No.9012808 [Report]
>>9012255
Alpharia has male consort.
Omega has a female consort.
Most of the legionaries have their own consorts, with most of them having multiple.
Outside the legion, no one knows who is who. Every time an Alpha Legionary is pretending to be Alpharia, they are seen with their own consorts so there are lots of conflicting descriptions for Alpharias consort.
The truth is that both Alpharia and Omega keep their consorts secret from everyone else, and their consorts are the only ones who can pick them out from their daughters.
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>>9012611
Not yet.
Anonymous No.9014890 [Report] >>9015046
>>8970129
He totally does, though. The one on the right?
Anonymous No.9015046 [Report] >>9019287
>>9014890
Yes. I think he’s saying he should have the same hair his mom has.
Anonymous No.9015877 [Report] >>9016763
>>8970990
>I can fix her.
No you can't.
Anonymous No.9016763 [Report]
>>9015877
Yes I could.
Anonymous No.9017043 [Report] >>9017271
Good morning.
I want to have sex with a female primarch.
Let's see what I get.
Rolling.
>>8965587
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>>9017043
Jackpot
Anonymous No.9017418 [Report] >>9017465
>>9010805
Damn i wish we had full body designs for the daemon femmarchs
Anonymous No.9017465 [Report] >>9017496
>>9017418
There’s only one for Whorus
Anonymous No.9017496 [Report]
>>9017465
Needs bigger breasts
Anonymous No.9018728 [Report] >>9018837 >>9019119
Do the native people of the Femmarchs' homeworlds get angry or envious if they take a consort not from among them?
Anonymous No.9018837 [Report]
>>9018728
Probably.
Anonymous No.9019119 [Report]
>>9018728
Depends on the Femmarch.
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>>8965587
Let's go
Anonymous No.9019278 [Report] >>9019284
I've got an idea for how reproduction works for the Adepta Astartas in 63k that has the potential to please most parties.

Gene-seed isn't a thing in my genderbent 30k headcanon, the femarchs/matriarchs are -literally- giving birth to their warriors, who gestate grow at the same rate as normal humans. This gives the consorts an essential function as the progenitor of more Astartas. The more motherly astartes (Aurelia, Vesuvia, Sanguina) likely had close to a dozen children or more (even as demigoddess generals, 250 years is a long time when aging out of childbearing is not a factor) while the less matronly would have fewer (Konnie, Furiosa, Petra, Griselda).

The mostly female offspring of the femarchs are able to bear their own transhuman offspring with the aid of a male consort, and thus are the Astartas legions filled at an even slower pace than in canon.

While there are rare male Astartas (eight of them in the first generation which consisted of upwards of eighty children of the Femarchs) that have numerous advantages over their sisters, they are unable to reproduce with mortals and cannot further the lineage of their genemothers.

Notable Astartas of the First Generation:
>Nemia: Honored and decorated daughter of El'Leanor who was infamously killed by her own mother during a heated argument.
>Fabia: Apothecaria savant and eldest daughter of Griselda
>Sigismonda: Champion of the Empress. The only Consort she ever took was one who scandalously bore a striking resemblance to her cousin Kharn.
Anonymous No.9019284 [Report]
>>9019278
(Con't)
>Sevati: The 'Princess of Crows'. The arrogant only-child of Kontessa Curze and progenitor of the Night Ladies Legion.
>Kharn: male Astarta, son of Furiosa. His two sisters (Gahla and Margo) both took fleet commander Lotarro Sarrin as Consort, making him the progenitor of the entire 12th legion.
>Erebaea: The eldest daughter of Matriarch Aurelia Lor's many children. In matters of rumored arcane lore like the Thousand Daughters were often accused of, she took after her controversial,Colchisian foster grandfather who she spent twice as much time with as all her siblings combined. Despite their genemother's desire for loving family relations, he remained a frightening spectre to the entirety of the 17th Legion.
>Brianne & Agatha: "The Shade Twins" The only twin Astartas born to any of the Matriarchs. Their father, the Terran high consort and former stealth operative Nykona taught his superhuman children all he knew of stealth warfare.
Anonymous No.9019287 [Report] >>9021108
>>9015046
that seems like something he'd get ribalded for amongst his brothers and sisters. Makes perfect sense to me why he wouldn't want to come off as mama's boy.
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>>9012611
I think just for the pun female Lorgar should really like being body worshipped and missionary.

>>8965587
Rolling
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>>9019287
To each his own I guess.
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Anonymous No.9021589 [Report] >>9022451
New thread?
Anonymous No.9022451 [Report] >>9022482
>>9021589
I got you.

>>9022437
>>9022437
>>9022437
new
Anonymous No.9022482 [Report]
>>9022451
Thank you!