Thread 8972285

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Anon's Lewd Guide for Dummies
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SE: https://rentry.org/vgxyh

Recommended skin and body suites
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Recommended mods for lewd screenshots
https://pastebin.com/r2eQfXCF

Recommended sites for outfits
https://pastebin.com/6KxFLs3b

Butthole Compendium
https://mega.nz/folder/tcQRRDpI#mS5iFtV_ReOlmXp4G84P_g
https://imgbox.com/g/D6Mwz8t1dx

Link to old OP
https://pastebin.com/CbKqUgf8
Elder Thread:>>8963356

Terrible thread

good thread

Let's have a comfy and peaceful thread okay?

>the same recycled screenshots
Terrible start to the thread

>>8972329
I think he intentionally picked the ugliest he could find

>>8972331
Makes sense

post your stuff already, traveler. Save the thread.

>>8972285 (OP)
>metal prosthetics in water

>>8972344
more booba from you please

needs more facesitting

>>8972359
Okay.

>>8972365
ew his tip is fucking necrotic

>>8972366
The creations of mad khajiit can be... special.

>these two posters just happen to come out of the wood work
nooooticing stuff right now

>>8972375
they came from a trannycord, many such cases

>>8972375
Notice deez nuts lmoa goteem

who are the 7 most goonable toons

>>8972543
Your mother

>>8972558
And the orher 6

>>8972564
Your other 6 mothers

>>8972571
But I only have one

>>8972312
Source of the hair/wig? I haven’t downloaded any new hairs in like 5 years, and now I’m looking for braids like these. [spoilers]Love to know the body type too.

>>8972727
[spoiler]learn how to make spoilers retard[/spoiler]

chocolate and vanilla action!
>>8972344
Its going to be alright, hopefully.

>>8970726
alright here's the rest of it

https://catbox.moe/c/eawa8s
link to higher quality versions with sound

epilogue

>>8972857
>has sex one time
>fucking instant preganante
poor Eve can't catch a break

yawn

>>8972890
yeah same this isn't doing it for me chief

>>8972857
Very nice

>samefagging
his lewd set

>>8972890
>>8972892
>>8972897
post yours

>>8972897
you really just come here to do everything but post your own game

>defensive force suddenly goes out to defend this ONE specific poster but never the others
Yeah, I'm REALLY starting to notice something.

>>8972902
I would say where's yours but you're samefagging your own shit. I'll post mines in a bit.

>>8972907
>>8972911
who, me? will you calm down already

>>8972913
You don't need to samefag to keep the thread alive.
This is the part where the defensive force comes in with their superhero capes fluttering in the wind only EVER defending specific posters.

>>8972911
>I'll post mines in a bit.
yeah you said that yesterday
>>8972903
just oldfags from the secret klub stirring trouble since they don't even play TES anymore

>>8972915
who are these "specific posters"? I reply good things to whoever I like in here all the time.

>>8972920
>everyone I don't like is the same person

>>8972925
that's literally what you're saying >>8972921 is doing

>>8972921
You can stop playing stupid, it's the same 2-3 posters.

>>8972928
like who? surely you can give a response with a little substance for once

>>8972286
shoulders look like shit
>>8972288
lips look like dog trash
>>8972289
slightly weird but not the worst thing
>>8972312
>fucks orcs
>>8972344
literal lizard
>>8972359
more interracial shit?
>>8972365
disgusting sissy femboy shit
>>8972665
barely nfsw, should've posted this low tier trash in /vg/
>>8972800
>synthiafag shit
Do I really need to say more? Abyssal dogshit as usual.

>>8972936
your turn now, fren. what do you have?

>>8972936
Post yours

>>8972936
>slightly weird but not the worst thing
sus. gee I wonder who could be behind this post

>>8972938
>>8972946
see>>8972911
Until the defensive force comes to defend these posts THEN I'll post my shit. But It will never happen.

>>8972952
mmm yes, backpedal like a good boy

>>8972952
get a life dude

>>8972849
>>8972850
>>8972851
>>8972855
It's good to see she's finally getting some action instead of jerking off in the background, I really liked the last two.

>>8972966
thanks me, I mean anonymous

>>8972956
Its not backpedeling when I said, I'll post mines in a bit. Where's the defensive force at? Mysteriously gone, except for a few posters....hmmm

>>8972973
>hiding her face
puuuuussssssssssyyyyy

>>8972974
see>>8972902
or are you going to samefag yourself again?

>>8972973
I'd be angry too if this was the work I had to show
https://next.nexusmods.com/profile/SeMoroz/media?mediaType=all&sort=views

>>8972971
Kek, the nord chick should jerk off in the background more often.
>>8972973
That pussy is so fat.

>>8972846
>>8972847
>>8972857
Very hot
>>8972907
>>8972915
>>8972928
Mental illness

>>8973024
Oops forgot webm

>>8973013
shut the fuck up

>>8973013
>small titty posting
Nooo...no, nah I don't think so
>>8972973
Would 1v1 & pin down with perverted intent

>>8973024
>>8973025
nice paint

>>8973013
I reject your modest reality.

>>8973013
Nothing wrong with itty bitty titties

>>8973031
>>8973037
All titty sizes matter! Especially the small ones.
>>8973041
based

>>8973037
>that's a good argument
>however

>>8973042
Course, nothing about Ava is small. Except her brain.

>>8973043
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What this thread needs are some orcish whores getting HIGHROCKED by BIG BRETON COCK!
Did you know Gortwog, the founder of Orsinium, was a direct descendant of Hjalti “Tiber ‘Talos Stormcrown’ Septim” Earlybeard?
And despite the Nordic sounding name Hjalti was a Breton!
Yep, orc women just can’t keep their fingers, tongues, and twats off Breton penis.

>>8973048
Post such stuff then

>>8973048
I agree, but I only have Warcraft orcs sadly

>>8973052
go on and samefag your stuff first

>>8973057
Pyw

>>8973054
orsinium has fallen…

The good waifus - where they at?

>>8973057
>>8973070
yawn...

Enough shitposting, post booba.

>>8973072
boobers

>>8973032
Yeah i downloaded a bunch of bodypaint mods and this is the one i liked the most
>>8973042
The tiny one must have a great view from down there

>>8973073
she's pretty. more of her?

>>8973088
Sure, I don't have too many screenshots with her though.

>>8973081
That's for sure.
>>8973097
good shit

>>8973099
>good shit
Thanks

>>8973072
booba.
Nothing new though

>>8973104
very nice booba

Bengis

8===D

>>8973134
>>8973132
we cock posting?

forgot image

>>8973147
go away george floyd

>>8973143
We cock posting.

>>8973148
shut the fuck up eve poster

>>8973153
tell george floyd to stop jacking off in the river

>>8973148
>>8973150
I need to make Thorad and Cesan cock pictures. For aco content of course.

>>8973157
Nothing wrong with three homies bathing while erect.

>>8973159
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. Everytime someone complains about my waifus, I'm just going to post my naked husbandos instead because it seems like that's the type of content they enjoy instead.

>>8973171
If the masses are clamouring for willies, you gotta give it to them.

Eve was supposed to be pure. I reject and deny that she ever did anything with a dick.

Alright already, get back to the tits. It's Saggers Saturday & you're all cocking about.

>>8973150
oh shid I almost missed out

>>8973190
everyone's coda is different. what happens in one man's game stays in his game

>>8973196
You made it and that's what matters.

>>8973195
No sagging cocks to be found here, sorry.

>>8973195
>Alright already, get back to the tits. It's Saggers Saturday & you're all cocking about.
Until titties of ALL sizes are accepted.
>>8973196
Cocks must include balls to be valid. Sorry keda

>>8973204
>Cocks must include balls to be valid.
is that your conclusion before or after the important research in this canon screenshot?

>>8973218
Who is the girl with Keda? I can't tell with the black bar over her face.

>>8973223
One who's many recorded sex acts are all 100% canon.

>Ran out of cock pics
gotta make some more.
>>8973218
The waifu's Identity is retracted. It could be anyone.

>schizoanons sperging out
>synthiacancer spamming dicks thinking he's funny
Worst thread in a long long time

>>8973252
Could be worse though right?

>>8973252
I thought my waifus are too bad for this thread? I made this just for (you)

>>8972855
>>8972857
lol good work

>>8973273
glad you liked

>>8973271
Kill yourself worthless cancerous retard.

Post female asses

>>8972800
Utterly revolting

>>8973073
Only good waifu in a thread of shitfus

>>8973048
Oh, bless your cotton socks. You really went for the full 'Elder Scrolls 4chan' bingo card, didn't you?

The sheer critical analysis of your post is staggering. Firstly, Gortwog Malog, the founder of Orsinium, a 'direct descendant of Hjalti "Tiber 'Talos Stormcrown' Septim" Earlybeard'? Did you consult a Dragon Break for that family tree? Because last time I checked, Gortwog was a contemporary figure who rebuilt Orsinium in the Third Era, not popping out of the loins of a 2E warlord centuries before his birth. Unless Tiber Septim had some serious time-traveling seed, that's perhaps the most ambitious genealogical claim since 'I'm actually descended from a Daedric Prince, trust me bro.'

And Hjalti being a Breton! Truly, the most profound secret of the Third Empire, revealed definitively on an imageboard. Next you'll tell me the Dwemer just went on a very unscheduled vacation.

As for the... passionate anatomical preferences of fictional orc women and fictional Breton men? Mate, I'm sure the game developers are furiously scribbling notes. Your highly detailed ethnographic study of fictional genitalia is undoubtedly the missing piece of lore we all needed. Keep dreaming those big, Breton-y dreams, champ.

>>8973365
>Implying Breton "cock" is even in the top 5 Tamrielic phallic power rankings
Let’s be real, milk-drinkers: your so-called "BIG BRETON COCK" is just Dunmeri propaganda to distract from the fact that the real lore-accurate schlong supremacy belongs to the Kamal Snow Demons of Akavir, who famously defeated the Tsaesci using only their throbbing, frost-rimmed demi-god members (see: 2920, MidYear).

And don’t even get me started on Gortwog—obvious Altmer plant. Ever notice how "Earlybeard" sounds suspiciously like a bad translation of Altadoon? Wake up, sheeple. The Orcs were right there when the First Council fell, and you’re out here gossiping about Hjalti’s dubious bloodline like it’s a Summerset soap opera.

TL;DR: Your thread needs fewer cringe fanfics and more NUMIDIUM-PILLED HISTORIOGRAPHY. By the Eight (and/or Nine, no bias), read a damn book.

>>8973370
Let’s not kid ourselves—most "men" in Tamriel would fold like a wet sweetroll the second a proper Orcish woman flexed her biceps. Nords? Too busy yelling about honor to notice she’s already dislocated their pelvis. Redguards? Too busy sheathing their "swords" to realize she’s already mounted them. And don’t even get me started on Imperials—soft as Cyrodiilic pastry, crumpling at the first whisper of a proper stronghold courtship ritual (which, as we all know, involves at least one suplex).

>Only a few Bretons are among them
Yes, it’s true—the blood of the Direnni runs thick in some Bretons, granting them just enough stamina, cunning, and sheer magical plot armor to survive a night with an Orc maiden. But let’s be clear: we’re talking about the 0.1%—the rest of you are just mana-starved twigs who’d get yeeted across the room the second she mutters "Mmm, och na gor" under her breath.

>Conclusion
This thread is desperate for some actual cultural insight—like how Orc women actually prefer Argonian tail-whips or Khajiiti "flexibility training"—but instead, we’re stuck with Breton propaganda and bad historical fanfiction.

TL;DR: Skill issue. Go train under Malacath’s gaze and maybe you’ll be worthy.

>>8973372
Woops, overcooked that one

>>8973375
Ah, yes, the sequel to your groundbreaking hypothesis on interspecies copulation in Tamriel! You're really digging deep into the sociological dynamics of fantasy erotica, aren't you?

"BIG BRETON COCK," you say? And "HIGHROCKED"? I'm sure the vast majority of Orc women are absolutely thrilled to hear they're being reduced to a single, monolithic sexual preference for a specific human subgroup. It's almost as if you've never met an Orc woman, in fiction or otherwise, who could snap a common Nord's spine with a casual embrace, let alone one of High Rock's more delicate specimens.

Let's be real here. Few men, regardless of their supposed 'heritage' or the purported 'size' of their 'member,' possess the sheer stamina and resilience to truly "handle" an Orc woman. We're talking about individuals who grew up wrestling durzogs and could probably arm-wrestle a grumpy Ogre into submission. Most men, whether Argonian, Khajiit, or even your beloved Bretons, would be lucky to get past the foreplay without needing a prolonged convalescence, a hot bath, and perhaps some actually potent healing potions.

And among those legendary few who can? Yes, perhaps a handful of Bretons, the truly unhinged and masochistic ones, might make the cut. But to suggest it's some universal, insatiable desire for all Orc women towards all Breton men? That's about as likely as Gortwog being Tiber Septim's great-great-grandson. Or Hjalti Early-Beard being a Breton. Which, for the record, still makes zero sense in any established lore.

Stay on discord.

>>8973372
>>8973376
I'd read Raesh' Big Book of Cock: A Sampling of Tamrielic Cultures.

>>8973377
Stay on DIS COCK
>>8973380
She'd need to finish the Bard college for that

>>8973382
I'm sure she can find some weedy little nerd to write down her words in trade.

>>8973296
Ass (x4)

>>8973365
Only blood descendants of Tiber Septim can operate his totem, and Gortwog operates his totem.
Furthermore, MK, the final authority on TES canon, said Gortwog’s family tree is a result of the one time Tiber “became an orc”.
The implication is Tiber killed the chieftain of a stronghold, proclaimed himself chief, and impregnated all the dead cuck’s wives and daughters.
Orc “men” can’t win against Breton warlords and orc women can’t win against Breton warlord penises.
Every green girl secretly dreams of getting PINKED.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/

>>8973466
Its crazy how much I don't care

>>8973013
>Mouthy brat gets what's coming for her.
Ava looks so good with a dark redguard cock in her face

>>8973538
ahem... that's an imperial...

>>8973587
A bit dark, isn't it?

>>8973611
Cool sord

>>8973296
>>8973538
wew
>>8973611
that's how bits and pieces get slashed off.

>>8973591
Just the natural Cyrodiilic teint, amicus

>>8973719
Reblivion doesn't have a freecam?

>>8973754
lol

man this thread is a shitfest i dream of the better days not even your three mantras from the blue board can't be held here of all places .. bunch of hypocrites

>>8973734
What level of autism is required to think this is worth posting on the internet?

>>8973772
name your 5 favorite waifus

>>8973790
its not about the/their waifus but sometimes their posters ... besides that 5 is not enough for the old and newer ones to be fair and love

>>8973804
which posters do you like or atleast find bearable then?

Here it comes.
refer to this anon's post
>>8972907

>>8973808
stop samefagging anon

>>8973810
I'm waiting for you to samefag your post. Now list those "names".

>>8973806
i won't answer to that you guys cause enough drama alone in this very thread

>>8973810
>>8973812
you two are part of this very problem and don't see it

booba?

>>8973777
I coomed to it

>>8973754
it does but it doesn't let you hide the ui, or I couldn't figure out how to rather

>>8973830
boopa

>>8973849
cute

>>8973808
schizo

here we go yet again with another absolutely normal day on 4chan

>>8973772
You can blame the schizo for that

>>8973859
That looks really uncomfortable for everyone involved