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Anonymous No.8980258 >>8985900
Homestuck/Homesmut/Hiveswap
Last Thread >>8967000
No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art
If you want that - post somewhere else
No AI
Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
Anonymous No.8980261
Keep all dog fuckery out of this thread
take it over here >>8979521 this guy wants it, we don't.
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Anonymous No.8980265 >>8980300
>>8980107
Absofuckinglutely gamzee's got funbags
Anonymous No.8980266 >>8980685
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Anonymous No.8980277 >>8980286
>3 threads active
Anonymous No.8980286
>>8980277
Aifaggot it's kinda embarrassing when you post like it's not on you.
You should go somewhere else
Anonymous No.8980296 >>8980298 >>8980536 >>8980801
Anonymous No.8980298 >>8980571
>>8980296
This post is ai shit and off-topic.
Single-parent behavior little bitch
Anonymous No.8980300 >>8980435 >>8980973
>>8980265
then that means Karkat and Aradia have barely any tits
Anonymous No.8980435 >>8980459
>>8980300
Karkat yes Aradia no - remember, Male trolls above jades have huge jugs, but female trolls above jades are the flatties.
Anonymous No.8980459 >>8980467
>>8980435
But both karkat and aradia are lower on the blood caste
Anonymous No.8980467
>>8980459
yeah that's what I'm saying, Like? Karkat and Aradia have no tits their flat as shit because they're both literally in the lowest caste
Anonymous No.8980536
>>8980296
Actual tard behaviour lmao, you have the alt thread right there just poat there

It cant be that hard
Anonymous No.8980549 >>8980595
I love these two
Anonymous No.8980571 >>8980801
>>8980298
Very odd that the image is still present 7+ hours later, then. As are every single image I've ever posted in any past thread. I'm starting to think you have no authority and don't actually make the rules here. Perhaps images of Homestuck characters are actually on-topic in the Homestuck thread after all...
Anonymous No.8980595 >>8980719
>>8980549
Big sister little brother dynamic so hot.
Anonymous No.8980672
CLOWN
BIG
Anonymous No.8980685
>>8980266
Something I wish did happen to Chixie is that Marvis takes her to Jeevik Week and has her preform nude on stage
Then we she's done singing he kicks her into the crowd and they gangbang her
Anonymous No.8980692
CLOWN
LARGE
Anonymous No.8980694
CLOWN
SUPER SIZED
Anonymous No.8980698
SHE SQUIRTS
SELZER WATER
Anonymous No.8980701
Also she's really cute and deserves to be plaped
Anonymous No.8980719
>>8980595
>Big sister little brother dynamic so hot.
It really is, before my girlfriend became my girlfriend since she's like 7 years older than me we used to call each other little brother/big sister as affectionate nicknames and that didn't stop after getting together
Anonymous No.8980743
She'd also be even cuter with a bigger ass
Anonymous No.8980755 >>8981445
In fact Aradia would look good with a big stomach and a big bush
Anonymous No.8980771
And her tits should be bigger as well
Anonymous No.8980801
>>8980296
>>8980571
>Instances of AIfaggotss being decent people: 0
>Instances of AIfaggots being egotistical cunts despite having nothing worth having an ego over: 99999999…
Anonymous No.8980804
Just with some massive milk filled honkers
Anonymous No.8980841
Just some big badonkers
Anonymous No.8980865
A fat ass is fine as well
Anonymous No.8980953
Yeah a big ass works
Anonymous No.8980973
>>8980300
Aradia does have barely any tits
can't you see how flat she is
it's honestly a crime
Anonymous No.8981021
Big butt chixie
Anonymous No.8981227 >>8981229
Typing the condoms to her horns is hot as shit I love this
Anonymous No.8981229 >>8981240
>>8981227
It's oddly rare
Anonymous No.8981240 >>8981249
>>8981229
nep's horns aren't really built for tying unfortunately...
Anonymous No.8981249
>>8981240
I mean in general
Anonymous No.8981445
>>8980755
Agreed bro
Anonymous No.8981472 >>8981475
Better to cum in the Jade than be jaded over cum.
Anonymous No.8981475
>>8981472
fucking genius
Anonymous No.8981481 >>8981553
When is the carapacian porn comic getting an update
Anonymous No.8981553
>>8981481
you can't rush good things
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Anonymous No.8981724 >>8981725
>>8981716
go post in the ai thread its not that hard

your insistance on being annoying and breaking a rule should be fucking studied
Anonymous No.8981725 >>8981727 >>8981742 >>8981746
>>8981724
there is no ai thread fag fuck off
for someone so demanding of adherence to "mUh ThReAd RuLeZ" you sure are incapable of reading the op
Anonymous No.8981727
>>8981725
/asdg/ exists you absolute tard
Anonymous No.8981742
>>8981716
>>8981725
there are tons of threads on the site or other spaces where ai is not only tolerated but wanted. You're being a twat by trying to force them in here.
Anonymous No.8981746
>>8981725
> you sure are incapable of reading the OP

you mean the one that says "No AI" ?

It's not illegal to post slop, it's just rude. Puking on the sidewalk isn't illegal either, but if you keep doing it, don't be surprised if people around you get upset and start trying to make you as uncomfortable as you're making them.
Anonymous No.8981789
guarantee this is the same faggot who stirs up drama every thread. same posting style
Anonymous No.8981856 >>8981934
>its all gone
dont you love democracy anons?
Anonymous No.8981934
>>8981856
>"mUh ThReAd RuLeZ"
> gets deleted and shat on for not following them

I fucking love it, this guy has been going at it for 3 threads, same style of baiting and the slop isnt even remotely good
Anonymous No.8981976 >>8982337
>everything except one Generated Aradia, gone.
LMFAOOOO
Anonymous No.8981994
i love vikare so much, #1 bronze blood right there
Anonymous No.8982074 >>8982325
Hey, fair enough. My posts were never removed before, so I always assumed the "rule" was bullshit. Only text and fanart reposts from now on, got it.
Anonymous No.8982325
>>8982074
Shut up already retard
Anonymous No.8982332 >>8982335 >>8982441 >>8982443 >>8982600
Who is the best at giving head?
Anonymous No.8982335 >>8982339
>>8982332
I know it's an obvious answer but terezi
But is I couldn't pick her id say roxy or fef
Anonymous No.8982337 >>8982993
>>8981976
Hey btw
Who's the OG artist is that aradia pic?
Anonymous No.8982338 >>8982440
please post roxy
Anonymous No.8982339 >>8982344
>>8982335
I've heard people say Aradia gives absolutely draining and soul sucking blowies
Anonymous No.8982344 >>8982347
>>8982339
Oooooh true true
She definitely keeps direct eye contact when sucking you off
Anonymous No.8982347
>>8982344
dont forget about the creepy smile while she blows you
Anonymous No.8982440
>>8982338
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>>8982332
We've seen Equius knows how to choke.
Anonymous No.8982443 >>8982571
>>8982332
I feel pretty comfortable ruling out all the sharp-toothed trolls for obvious reasons.
And desu I think Jade and Jane would be pretty shit at it too.
So that leaves the megidos and the lalondes, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say Mom has probably sucked the most dick. So I’d go with her.
Anonymous No.8982571
>>8982443
Mommy mouth milking
Anonymous No.8982600
>>8982332
Condy
LARGE LADY LIPS
Anonymous No.8982897 >>8982905
Kitty tiddyz is best tiddyz
Anonymous No.8982905
>>8982897
If nep sent me a pic like this I'm 100% gonna come over and fucking them tittys
Anonymous No.8982993
>>8982337
The artist is anonymous, this was a commission by a guy named β€œHomesmut Jesus” who’s active on bluesky and Twitter.
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Anonymous No.8983784 >>8983878
Alrighty
Which homestuck gal would win in a naked and oiled up twerking contest?
Anonymous No.8983878
>>8983784
Condy
No question
Anonymous No.8984372 >>8984400 >>8984442 >>8984678 >>8985063 >>8985961
which homestuck character is most likely to freeball daily
i would say gamzee, as someone who would be too lazy to change out of pajamas and he gives me slacker stoner vibes anyway
Anonymous No.8984400
>>8984372
also if anyone can draw this it would be appreciated
Anonymous No.8984442
>>8984372
I feel like either jade or aradia freeballs it daily
Anonymous No.8984511 >>8985374
Damara never freeballs, because she understands the inherent eroticism of panties.
Anonymous No.8984678
>>8984372
Dirk, full stop.
That motherfucker grew up on an isolated highrise where Texas used to be with literally zero direct human contact, he’s not just freeballing daily, he’s straight up nude half the time.
Other candidates include Jake, (grew up isolated from humanity on a tropical island), Gamzee, like you mentioned, and maybe Dave (Raised in Houston by Bro, who has a lesser version of Dirk’s propensities, but also might have picked up underwear wearing ironically.)
Caliborn also did it for a while, not because he actually likes it, but A. β€˜raised’ by Gamzee, and B. he tore up all his and Calliope’s shared underwear stash to spite her, and doesn’t know how to get any more.
Anonymous No.8985063 >>8985066 >>8985374 >>8985959
>>8984372
i do have this headcannon where when they do go godteir mode, and their outfits change, that their outfits are just what we see and that they dont get any undergarments for them.
this actually stems from these 2 specific pieces of art.
Anonymous No.8985066 >>8986265
>>8985063
Anonymous No.8985374
>>8985063
Yeah. They’re magic pyjamas right, you don’t wear underwear underneath pyjamas unless you’re some kind of freak (which maybe gives the Damara headcanon >>8984511 a pass)
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Anonymous No.8985900 >>8985917
>>8980258 (OP)
>>8964739
sry this took a bit. rose and mom are next
Anonymous No.8985917
>>8985900
Nice tits (sorta floppy hands)
Anonymous No.8985959 >>8985977
>>8985063
this is actually a pretty hot headcanon ngl
Anonymous No.8985961 >>8986131
>>8984372
I wanna say Karkat but the sole reasoning behind this is that I find him and freeballing hot but I know deep within my heart that troll wears troll underwear
Anonymous No.8985977 >>8986064
>>8985959
i know, just imagine how they realize it, and how they cant even do anything about it because theyre trapped in their worlds, they just have to deal with everything being visible
Anonymous No.8986064 >>8986265
>>8985977

>John being so embarrassed about his erection, trying to hide it with his hands and stuff

>Dave fully rocking his hard on, not caring if anyone sees it or not
Anonymous No.8986131 >>8986208
>>8985961
i mean atleast ur honest
Anonymous No.8986208 >>8986212 >>8986259
>>8986131
Thanks, but the only situation where Karkat goes commando is if Dave or John convinced him
Anonymous No.8986212 >>8986294
>>8986208
They'd probably say it's a human custom and trick him into just donald ducking it
Anonymous No.8986259 >>8986294
>>8986208
im imagining a senario where due to culling efforts, large portions of his wardrobe get destroyed including all his underwear, so he goes commando out of necessity
Anonymous No.8986265 >>8986305
>>8986064
this is probably just pertaining to my other fetish (hypnotism) but another thing that i imagine is that they are like, mentally rewired post god-tier to not even care as much about being exposed. its like a mix of (exhibitionism / freeballing / hypnotism)
>>8985066
this being an example where john's bulge is showing, but his hands are just casually at his side, because he doesn't care, even though he normally would previously.

pic related: not freeballing due to the fact that theyre just wearing underwear, but it heavily plays into my idea of post god-teir'ing they get some wire's disconnected that removes their shame, the perfect two characters for it as well, literally fick measuring, but lightheartedly and playfully.
Anonymous No.8986294 >>8986303
>>8986212
>>8986259
These prompts are way better and hotter than the one I've said, so thanks for these scenarios!
Anonymous No.8986303
>>8986294
if only some anon's were kind enough to provide new visual examples of these senario's
Anonymous No.8986305
>>8986265
Again, I gotta say that these are pretty hot headcanons!

Especially the pic related one, I really love that idea/scenario
Anonymous No.8986534
I was looking through an old harddrive and found a copy of homestuck skins for Super Deep Throat what a throwback that was
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Anonymous No.8986656 >>8986665 >>8986689 >>8988630
is the guy who fixed two of pavs arts like 2 threads ago still around?

this would go hard if it was literally anyone else but jade (and removing the dog dick ofc)
Anonymous No.8986665 >>8986667
>>8986656
don't post dog dick in this thread
Anonymous No.8986667 >>8986675
>>8986665
im asking for the fixer from las thread retard take 2 seconds to read

i obviously dont like the dogdick and the guy was a good editor but i cant say "hey can you fix this?" without showing it
Anonymous No.8986675 >>8986678
>>8986667
use a catbox link bro it's not hard
Anonymous No.8986678 >>8986680
>>8986675
will use next time jeez, no wonder this thread is fucking dead if y'all are hostile af to anyone

anyway ignoring the pettiness, hopefully that editor is still around for this
Anonymous No.8986680 >>8986706
>>8986678
If saying - don't post the thing that's explicitly not wanted here, here's how you can get your edit and not do that - is what you view as "hostile af" you got some oversensitivity issues to work on before you interact with other people mate.
Come on
Anonymous No.8986689 >>8986706
>>8986656
MAKE IT DAVE
Anonymous No.8986706
>>8986680
yeah well mb, just thought id get pointers or someshit

its cool tho no hard feelings

>>8986689
or john, grimdorks or daverose agenda
Anonymous No.8986770 >>8986924
Why is Dirk John so popular with new fans of homestuck when it was never even a blip while the comic was running like wtf is wrong with the new fans???
Anonymous No.8986924 >>8987090
>>8986770
it might just be like... they ran out of ships that aren't "problematic" and resorted to trying to fit characters together randomly? It's not something I've seen much of desu
But Dirk Jake is "bad", Stridercest is you know, and they would be crucified for shipping Dirk with a woman sooo... John's there I guess.
Anonymous No.8987090 >>8987098 >>8987798
>>8986924
but John aint even gay nor has the connection with dirk he has with dave or karkat to like justify the gay
Anonymous No.8987098 >>8987720
>>8987090
>but John aint even gay
Anon, why do you think that would stop anyone from shipping even for a moment?
Anonymous No.8987720 >>8987732
>>8987098
Because at least pepsicola and communism have actual emotional connection
Anonymous No.8987732 >>8987737
>>8987720
"Actual emotional connection" is a spook, the best ship is the one that makes my dick the hardest.
Anonymous No.8987737
>>8987732
emotions connection make the dick in your heart hard
Anonymous No.8987798 >>8988372
>>8987090
But June isn’t gay either so June likes dudes
Anonymous No.8988372
>>8987798
girls are only gay when they want to be
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Anonymous No.8988630 >>8988731
>>8986656
this would be so much better if they werent niggers
Anonymous No.8988731
>>8988630
You are angry for the wrong reasons
Anonymous No.8988740 >>8988789 >>8988826
Anonymous No.8988789
>>8988740
Would give her pokemon cards for head
Anonymous No.8988826
>>8988740
built for sweaty nerdsex