Thread 8990815

Mobius double selfcest edition

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Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.

Now shut up and go fuck yourself.

A question to ponder: why don't we also have unscratched double-dancestors the way we have scratched Beta adults

Jade Harley using her space powers to make her butt a little bit bigger every single day and acting innocent whenever everyone asks about it

>>8990815 (OP)
thread theme has me thinking about the times i'd roleplay as a slutty trickster john putting out to normal johns

>>8990719
hey i decided to make an alt thread for all the shit not allowed on this one

We do not need 4 fucking threads up at the same time come on. There’s the vanilla thread >>8980258 and then we only need one alt thread pick one >>8990815 (OP) or >>8990881 but don’t fracture out

>>8990911
We only need one thread and that's this thread. There is no "alt" factor to consider. End of story.

>>8990911
This one links to and from the last thread and therefore this thread is the correct thread. Everyone else can be weird on their own time.

someone is getting fired

>>8991309
did the pilot leak or something?

>>8991309
I hope it will be Andrew Hussie.

Where is the buttplug fujo troll

didnt think the other thread would get axed so quickly kek but oh well port over all your drawfag requests from the prior thread i really dont wanna thread hop

>>8991515
i return

>>8992001
more of your troll oc i beg

shes cool

>>8991309
Janmy allows 4 homesmut threads at once, asked to leave 4chan forever.

>>8992005
trollsona slop deployed

>>8992233
cant be slop if its peak nerdy troll

thanks

>>8992233
What about a couple of trolls using her horns for their intended purpose

>>8992001
John creampieing Terezi while he has her in a full nelson

>>8992001
double footjob from feferi and march eridan

>>8992001
Jade knotting Rose with a very determined expression. Rose is lost in ahegao. Yiffy is going to have several little sisters.

>>8992001
re-requesting rose in a slutty witch halloween costume

>>8992001
terezi sitting on tavros lap lewdily while they fly in his mobility jet. Terezi’s legs have to sit mostly outside the cockpit because its small

Fucking dream bubble won't stop shitting itself

>>8992915
*Dreambubble

>>8990815 (OP)
Anyone know the original image this was based on? The pose was from a book/magazine cover of a women leaning just like the art, it was some kind of sci thing I think?

>>8992001
Kanaya biting John while he fucks her

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64997062
This fic inspired me.

>>8994441
God I love this one. Jade's silly yet smug look is the cutest thing.

>>8992878
Is this part of that nsfw fan adventure that started a few threads ago? If so is it saved anywhere else and what is it's name?;

>>8994929
been wondering the same thing, i followed it for the first three threads but i kinda stopped because im not on here often. it's a fuckin riot though.

>>8994245
newtypehero's art is so good, if only they weren't a gamnep sperg that bans people from his server on the mention of other trolls

>>8994951
I wasn't aware they even maintained a server, much less after they've sworn off fanart to try and devote themselves to their own OCs.

>>8994995
this is a good pic of theirs, havent seen it b4
but yeah, this is coming from back then when they did a lot of fanart.
do they even do porn anymore to begin with?

>>8994996
Yes, but only of their OCs.
https://bsky.app/profile/thespacecatdet.bsky.social

>>8995017
oh my god his oc's are just stand-ins for nepeta and karkat
legally distinct, this is so fucking gay, he gives them the same proportions and everything.
why are all these porn artists so set in their ways, good lord.

>>8994951
im a fucking retard, i meant nepkat (they should do gamnep though, it would be kinolicious)

>>8994929
its in MSPFA under alternative pooniverse

>>8994950
The best part about it for me is the art. It's extremely accurate to both Problem Sleuth and Homestuck Acts 1-5 style. So it's a bit of a surreal experience reading it.
>>8995030
Thank you anon.

super fucking mario

>>8995366
Source?

>>8995767
s_squant
https://x.com/s_squant/media

>jade gets a plush before dave or rose
>DAD EGBERT gets a plush before dave or rose
who is making these fucking decisions
im losing my mind

>>8996328
Gotta save something for later. Supply and demand, anon. If you supply it all and satisfy all demands, your market is done.

pilot is out. it was fine, about as good as you can expect a 10 minute sizzle reel to be. the voice acting is okay but whoever they got for dave is really bad. the music remixes were fun, the fight against dad was really well done i thought. the narrator is really grating and the "funny" metashit is already too much, feels like bad deadpool stuff.

>>8990834
gimme the artist

>>8990834
>>8996979
nvm, found it
https://bsky.app/profile/dorkzone.bsky.social/post/3lzbc572sc22x

that pilot was awful

does anyone have the image of rose sucking her mom's nipples? it mentions freud if i remember it correctly

>>8997437

You are in luck anon. It was my request. The artist did one request thread here and I never heard from them again.

If you can identify the artist. I would love to know the source.

Jade swallows.

>>8997497
https://uglycoal.itch.io/jade-harley-and-beck-noir

at least post the whole link to the comic

Haven’t watched the pilot yet but I’m not too worried about out how the hypothetical Homestuck show might turn out because of the pilot.
Hazbin Hotel had it’s own pilot with different voice actors and they had to redesign Charlie Magne into Charlie Morningstar. This isn’t the final product.

>>8997617
Yeah but as for something they're gonna show to another studio to animate, it doesn't really do a good job of showing off what the show is gonna be about

>>8997497
>>8997498
Not a big fan of this paring but this was really well done

need a bad bitch who knocks the wind out of me mid sex

>>8998711
Need condy to twerk my pelvis into dust

>>8990820
I wish

I was vaguely hoping we'd get an increase in homesmut for nostalgia's sake after that pilot but it was such a tepid experience that it couldn't even manage that.

My davenaya edit....drawfag please.....so thirsty....

>>8990828
Apparently one of the options for the doodle contest is gonna be the Beforus Ancestors.
It may even win, in the two rounds so far it had a tyrannical lead in both.

>>9003751
I really hope those are battle damage and the world isn't at the point of fetishizing and normalizing self harm scars.

Fat jane turns my small pp into big pp

>>9004112
>>9004115

if this had a middle frame it could make for a verry cool gif

>>9004045
She's a catgirl that hunts her own food in the woods with her claws, what do you think?

>>9004324
She's a homestuck troll, I know what kinds of people draw art of these characters, and how Bizarro those pictures get.

>>9004045
Think we've been way past the point of fetishizing self-harm scars for like a decade

>excitement of the pilot is over
>there is basically no hope of it being greenlit whatsoever
Back to quiet and senescence.

>>9006005
I meant somnolence but I guess getting old is also applicable

i'd pay for more art like this of aranea or aradia

stay tuned for part 2 involving a handjob and a wine bottle going in someones ass

>>9006672
yoooooooo this was mine hell yeah

>>9006672
>wine bottle going in someones ass

butt chugging + lalondes is a weirdly hot combo

>>9006672
>and a wine bottle going in someones ass
Be careful now we don't want to stat another Balkan war

>>8990815 (OP)
I drew this futa rose and mom for a requester a few threads ago but i can't find the original post. hopefully you're here anon and im willing to do more for anyone

>>9007168
Love it! thanks for doing both, they came out super hot. Love Roxy's nuts tightening, and Rose's damp bulge.
Reposting the other request I made for this thread if that's ok

>>9006672
I love it when artists go all in on the silly Homestuck style..

>>9007679
artist?

>>9008070
https://x.com/notaustinnotsfw/status/1071554274604273664

>>9008162
>no posts since 2021
ah. such is life.

>>9008166
yep. It sucks.

>>8994951
speaking of...
I'm getting recommended Newtypehero on instagram with no prompting.
Mossad has identified me. It was nice knowing all of you.
it's sad he doesn't post any HS content on insta though. Only the occasional Nep sfw commission

>>9001369
Yeah. I was expecting some new stuff based off the pilot but since the whole thing overall got a lukewarm response from fans and newcomers that wasn't the case.[spoiler]I myself barely know very little about Homestuck. BTW I drew this too. I think the pilot designs are cute.[/spoiler]

how hard is hussie going to crash out if after going through all the trouble of pushing new merch and DMCAing the unofficial collection and fixing the website and launching an "official" discord and marketing the pilot it just doesn't get picked up

>>9009140
Probably not at all, this was just a grab to sell some plushies and some plushies were sold. It's Spindleroo that's out to dry, not Hussie.

>>9009231
Did there need to be a "grab"? Weren't the makeship plushies selling plenty well already?

>>9010251
The pilot was probably in production for just as long as the plushies, but the plushies finished far sooner. I imagine had Spindleroo been more competent they'd've both been shot for a 6/12 release.

I demand someone draw the squid girl jerking off the horse boy's equine length with her socked feet

>>9008803
Remember when this shit only existed in the most deranged porn scenarios.

>>9012715
1. Derangement is all we have left
2. actually no I remember Jade with a dog dick being drawn like one day after [S] Cascade.

>>9012715
revisionist history. you were not there

>>9013741
I was there, and he's right

>>9013243
Gotta love prospitcest

>>9013741
yeah he is unfortunately right. dog dick jade has been around for a long time it just used to be a lot more niche.
jade getting as popular as she did is truly the worst thing to happen to homestuck

>>9013741
Lets put it this way if you traveled back in time and looked up Jade on a porn site the vast majority of her art had a pussy with some joke images of her with a dick, if you look up jade now in 2025 the cock% has increased dramatically to use a similar example from the time in which you weren't there for.
Cocknaya was a joke about futa Kanaya emphasis on the word JOKE it wasn't a super serious thing that suddenly made every art be like that. Imagine now if in 2025 every Kanaya art had a cock. That's what happened to Jade. Weird fucking newfag fans and AGPs invaded the fandom.

>>9012715
Again
Every other artist has left in disgust

>>9013792
It's also just a good bit more simple that they made it a canon element, and therefore depicting her with it is just.. depicting her. It's no longer a fetishy gimmick.

>>9014543
>it's no longer a fetishy gimmick
You are *Insane*

>>9014549
It's a narrative element, and was included for a result. Therefore, depicting it is no longer just an element of fetishism but consistency with what we've been told.
You don't have to LIKE what we've been told, of course.

anyone got moonrunes/prisounebound stuff? i had some saved awhile ago but lost my files

>>8990815 (OP)

Why does she have a big ol' Pinocchio nose?

>>9007168
rose lalonde and mom lalonde with futa dicks

>>9015034
That is her arm.

>>8992001
pls fagslop with a dirk focus. him getting dominated by his robo self or lil hal or something with power play

beforus ancestors by hussie are half out

we have equius, fef, kanaya, nepeta, aradia and vriska

what do yall think

>>9015302
yeah, sure, i'd bang. if only there were artists...

>>9015390
ill post the rest, they're not bad designs desu

>>9015439
Now this is peak design

>>8990815 (OP)
Wtf do women see in him

>>9015442
themselves

>>9015445
this is the first half, im guessing the huss will release the rest l8r

>>9015302
>>9015446
This is /co/ posting, not here

>>9015443
sex with nurse spider

>>9014549
It's canon lol, I dislike as much as anyone else but he's not wrong

>>9015479
Don’t replay twice .

>>9015034
>>9015090
It's her iconic elephant trunk

>>9015472
Counter point: I'm jerking off to the vriska one right now.

Surely we will at least get Beforus Vriska porn

>>9016509
Please, god.

>>9017078
why is this creature not pregnant

>>9017962
I WANT TO LICK EVERY FUCKING INCH OF HER

>>9018075
so real anon

>>9018075
I NEED my cum swimming in her ovaries

>>9018953
God Bless you GS

>>9016582
Yes yes yes yes more cute nep and not hentai titted nep

>>9018817
I love porn artists do the whole vacuum BJ/anteater mouth
It's very underrated

>>9019258
>It's very underrated
What do you mean underrated?
That's fellatrix's bread and butter

>>8990828
A month later and we got 'em. Who knew.

>>9006672
the sequel that took too long to make

dont let my retarded ass ever make these two parter fagcomics again please

>>9020061
Sootnose and the Imposter NEED to fuck.

>>9020071
oh that bottle is dangerously close to never coming out
this is really great though this fucking rules thank you for taking my stupid request

>>9020660
if someone could edit terezi having a dick resting on vriska's stomach this would be perfect

>>9021085
edit without the pubes?

>>9021703
Nepeta without pubes is like an angel without wings

>>9021703
If you're a faggot, just say

>>9021792
We don't claim him. He's a plebian swine, we actual fags at least have taste.