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>What happened to /tg/'s Weekend Smut Threads?
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40k reading collection got a take down notice, it's still there on my end so im downloading a backup. unsure how i'll reupload it if someone will just alert GW again

Remember to praise the four-armed emperor today!

>>8992024
you could always drop it on Ao3, or if you're really mental, storytime each of them in one of these threads, so that way it'll permanently be on desuarchive

>>8992833
The smut is safe, it's the official stuff that was probably nuked.

>>8992444
No, lmao.

>>8992444
>hair
god I hate artists who do this
genestealer cultists are bald, it's the entire deal, no "hurr durr she needs hair because I dont like it otherwise" no taste shit

>>8993614
Bald it is!

>>8993655
The best

>>8993679
That's all my collected bald Genestealer girl art so have some Queens Don't Quit.

>>8993676
Oh that's a new one for the collection, thank you.

>>8993658
There is better version

>>8993614
lawl

do NOT fuck the magus
she WILL give birth to a purestrain genestealer that WILL kill you

>>8993950
Doing it anyway. You can't stop me. She said I'm her FAVORITE sacrificial lamb.

if i am born again, i wish sexual satisfy space marines in the 30k - 40k millennium

>>8993614
Cry about it.

>>8993683
Now post all the ones with hair for the glory of the four-armed emperor.

>>8994931
Okay.

>>8994967
Huh. Don't actually have that many with hair it would seem.

>>8994968
Doesn't matter, all the images are good, hair or no hair. Thanks anon.

>>8995174
Why are all Hospitalers such ravenous sluts?

>>8995209
Common problem with medical personnel

>>8995228
Krieg field medic girls.... Imagine....

>>8995349
That's an equation for some the least mentally well pussy theoretically possible.
I think you could only get less sane with a Malice cultist.

>>8995174
>femdom
>imminent rape
Hot

>>8995174
Hot. More?

Does anyone have those two 3d pics with lizardmen that no one knows where they came from?

>>8995412
>>8995174

>>8995572
Are they the ones with the chick who has a landsknecht hat and a halberd?

>>8995386
I'm not in a Warhammer smut thread for mentally well pussy.
I'm gonna glaze her fucking gas mask.

>>8996041
Thanks. Were more of them ever made?

>>8996048
Not that I know of, sadly

>>8995642
This is super nice. Good femdom.

>>8995386
>That's an equation for some the least mentally well pussy theoretically possible
You know she's got a pussy like a vicegrip then. Also probably gives the best head.

>>8995642
Nice, thanks. Who's the artist?

>>8995913
>>8996239
She would literally only let you fuck her on the condition that your children would not be bound by the sins of Kreig or the promise that you would fuck her corpse just as hard as her living body if not harder.

>>8996239
>head
She's not taking off the mask, anon.

>>8996245
>>8996237
notlazergroove on twitter

>>8996383
forgot the image lol

>>8996374
She'd suck through the opening for the ventilation unit.

>>8994957
post necron dick

>>8996469
I don't have Necron dick friend, only Genestealers.

>>8996469
I'm more of a pre necron dick kinda guy.

>>8995349
I do imagine frequently

GSC have sex with Sororitas and it's canon.

>>8997096
Sauce?

What happened to the 40k Reading Collection?

Too many bug worshippers in this thread

>>8997250
>Doesn't want a QT 3-armed GF.

>>8997203
Nuked by GW

>>8997271
>>Doesn't want a QT 3-armed GF.
Personally not a fan of an odd number of arms...

>>8997271
I don't like baldies and asymmetry.

>>8991958 (OP)
Good afternoon, /wsg/.
I want to pledge my loyalty to the Tau Empire with my face between some big blue breasts of my mandated Tau girl wife.

That is all. I hope you have a wonderful week.

What are farseers good for?

What a bad run in with the guard does to an Eldar girl.

>>8998458
Incubators.

Are blueberries good for you?

>>8998763
I wonder if this guy comes here anymore...

Speaking of tau, I wonder what happened to that one anon who said they were writing a series of stories for them a while back...

>>8998763
Only if flat chested

>>8998458
Blowing your mind and your penis.

Left or Right?

>>9000219
Right.

>>9000220
>>9000219

>>9000245
Good, cheers anon.

>>9000219
Left.

Is there any art of Orcs, Minotaurs or Norscans involved in noncon of other humanoid races? I find warhammer art really hard to find for some reason.

>>8991958 (OP)
>37
Do you have a link to the book collection it got taken down

>>8994035
i'll be a dark eldar whos sole purpose is to impregnate every human female in the galaxy until i get blown apart by a heavy bolter

>>9001204
lemmie be a hive fleet so i can spend all my time ignoring human/eldar/tau women and fighting necrons please-thank you.

>>8998458
Being absolutely cryptic about their intentions with you and nearly blowing their chance after an easily avoidable skirmish between your regiment and her craftworld cronies happens.

Lelith

>>9002278

or Macha.

Who is queen of /aco/? Who is the elf of your heart?

>>9002279
>Who is queen of /aco/?
Macha. I remember seeing smut of her when I was only vaguely aware that Warhammer existed
>Who is the elf of your heart?
Kerillian

>>9002275
>>8998462
your style reminds me of that one oldfag drawfag--the one everybody connotated the necron avatarfag with, forgot what their name was. Wych avatarfag, iirc.

>>9000219
Selfish of me to ask but do you have any link to the full set or something like that?

>>9002279
>Who is queen of /aco/? Who is the elf of your heart?
The one with the biggest tits.
And also a Ranger, I love Rangers

>>9004137
Reminder that she has 40k cup tits

>>9004137
Wish they'd release her mini on its own

Anons, what's you opinion on black Eldar?

>>9005130
Kino.

>>9005130
The only dark-skinned dark elves I actually like.

>>9005130
13% of the galactic population yet they make up 50% of all webway crimes

I love Eldar.

more Grace art from Burustandin

Chaos

>>9005130
>>9005131
I've heard of Dark Eldar but this is ridiculous.

>>9005130
Its awful

>>9001204
god speed

>>9006383
Thanks

>>9005130
>>9005131
This art style is terrible

>>9005130
They make me hard so good

>>8991958 (OP)
I guess allow me to voice a very provocative opinion and take: I sexualize the Sisters of Battle and only view the Sisters of Battle as sexualized dolls and fap bait and as waifus to be masturbated to. And also to fantasize where a cute young man/boy confesses his love and attraction to said Sister of Battle, on which she reciprocates by kissing him mouth to mouth in return and demands he and her start breeding and making love. Because procreation is a civic duty of an Imperial Citizen.

When I think of strong female characters in Warhammer 40K. I think of Eldar babes, female Tau, Female Guardsmen, Female Assassins if the Assassinorium. But sisters of Battle? They're waifus, sexualized fap bait and as wives and waifus to young Imperial men and boys.

Skaven-cast Anon, where art thou

>>9008635
So fucking based. SoB bodies and wombs belong to human imperial boys.

More Grace

>>9009031
Very cute!!

Hairy or not?

>>9009147
Not

>>9009147
Hairy
>>9010008
Low test

>>9009147
Hairier

>>9009147
Not

>>9009147
Hairy ofc

>>9009147
Not

tau titty loop from beyond the grave

>>9009147
needs to be hairier

>>9011236
Prime for breast expansion.

>>9005189
>We wuz avatars of khaine 'n shiet

Some spoilers for the new eldar novel.

It sounds cool also has the homosexual subtext often found in 40k switched for straight up text between the mc and another boy

>>9012291
what's the name of the novel?

>>9012327
Voidscarred

Druchii!

Need a Haemonculus gf...

>>9011406
>Prime for breast expansion.
The Tau'va WILLS IT!

>>9013040
Looks like the heifer needs a stud. Nothing calms a woman down like getting pregnant! /s

>>9013854
I think most violent women in Warhammer could be fixed via impregnation.

>>9014171
Sir. All Adepta Sororitas have been successfully impregnated.
Good. Have they calmed down?
No, sir. They are now unloading all their munitions on thia location.
I see. Carry on then.

Maybe a Necromunda Hive Queen tradition. Can't get promoted unless you give birth. Don't expect maternity leave, your enemies will make sure you don't receive any relief.

need velt gf to yell at the space burger chain for putting pickles on my sandwich

>>9014171
I think most violent men in Warhammer could be fixed via impregnation.

>>9014238
Sir. All the Beastmen have been impregnated.
Good. Have they all calmed down?
Yes sir. They are now trying to impregnate each other as a show of dominance.
I see. Carry on.

>>9014210
Yeah, see, it's perfect.

>>9014238
Fulgrim disagrees but thinks you should try, anyway.
>>9014171
counterpoint:

[spoiler]It did fix her, but only until her husband went and got himself killed like a complete fucking asshole[/spoiler]

Looking for the picture of the Hive Tyrant fucking the Sister of Battle.

Does anyone have it?

Finished this sketch yesterday

>>9014738
And alt

>>9014739
nice

Is your waifu a loyalist or traitor?

>>9014820
Of those, Magnus and Fulgrim are the cutest.

Can female dwarfs take the slayer oath?

>>9014820
I like fem Kurze. Making her a full vampire looks good.

>>9014845
Yeah

>>9014820
why do they look like children

>>9014738
>When the hatred for your enemy outweighs the pleasure of beast cock

>>9014739
>When the pleasure of beast cock outweighs the hatred for your enemy

Love them both. NEED, and I do mean, NEED to hear her stream of consciousness as she's having her body used as a sextoy while her womb is occupied incubating her captor's children.

>>9014888
because your brain is rotten

>>9014845
They can, but there's not much they'd do that would be so dishonorable as to take the slayer oath, so they're rare. Nothing prevents it in the lore, though. Female dwarfs aren't even outright forbidden from fighting.

>>9014895
What are wombs for if not Beastman babies?

>>9015394
Demon spawn

>>9015394
Worms.

>>9015394
Skaven. Their litters are more than three, but elf broodmothers make a stormvermin, AT LEAST, of each one. Shame that their spawn is more fond of their mother than their masters.

>>9017735
Some anon was making Skaven enslaved Stormcast models.
I don't know what happened to that.

>>9017745
Probably the same thing that happend to me when I was writing elvenxbeastmen smut. Life. It keeps happening to you that you never realize what you've lost until you suddenly wake up and realize you let go of something precious.

>>9016608
Yeah I'll accept that answer.

>>9014845
Chaos Dwarfs have that too, their called Harridans, and the reason for their oaths, is their too old to breed, so they become warrior priestesses of Hashut, and serve the Sorcerer Prophets as bodyguards.

>>9018047
>Too old to breed
Sounds like a challenge.

>>9018300
I fear the one thing more stubborn than an old dwarf, is Dwarven Menopause.
Much alike farming at the top of a mountain. Perhaps once there was a lush valley amidst these frigid peaks, rich beyond measure with the nutrients of the earth, fed by the water of glaciers, and protected by the high peaks from the harsh winds.
But that was an eternity ago. The lava flow has turned to granite, the winds have turned, and glaciers have slid to the sea. Erosion has taken it's toll and left these hills dry and their fault lines still.

It would take a miracle mighty enough to rattle the earth to her very core.

>>9018373
Like I said, a challenge.

>>9018373
A miracle for mortal men maybe.
Beastfolk can probably get it done in one load. Hashut worshipping women spread their legs for Bovigor like it's going out of style.

>>9018373
>>9018393
Harridans trying to reverse their menopause by domming Beastmen. After that fails they augment the beastment into non-sentient meat-machines built to rape and impregnante. Still doesn't ignite their wombs though. So they just use them as toys for themselves or torture devices on elves.

>Harridan-enhanced Beastman with sequential, recursive refractory periods and supercharged balls so he can cum continiously.
>Natural bulbis has been replaced with one with more freedom. So he can still hilt himself inside you even after he ties the knot.
>Penis has obviously been enhanced. Use your imagination.
>Various handholds installed to anchor yourselves in case you're unsteady.
>Tongue has been lengthened and thickend so her stir up your womb with his lube-like saliva. The lips forming a seal that plumps up the pussy is just natural beastmen physiology.

>>9020005
>A problem with sustained breeding is that due to the amount of cum backflowing from the womb as its overfilled into the vaginal canal, and the knot stopping it from seeping out, is that the male's 'tool' is no longer gripped by the woman's sex,
>Just free-floating in a pool of its own emissions. I doubt it is as satisfying and pushing into pliant elf-flesh.
>So don't act surprised when it acts absolutely bestial in chase of the same pleasure it was feeling a minute ago.
>Well. MORE bestial. Doubt this thing can think without its cock at this point.

>>9020489
>A Daemon of Malice, excited at her impending impregnation

>>9020517
It's important to make more daemons.

>>9020603
9 months for a few more demons? No wonder the other gods are stronger.

>>9020672
You think daemon gestation takes nine months??

>>9020005
>>9020096
As much as I enjoy the concept of Harridans making mechanical bull men, I feel, they'd be just as if not more committed towards genetically engineering them to honor Hashut.
Like how they made the black orks to be larger orks, I feel they would make their beast men larger and more intelligent, towards some end of eventually making a vessel worthy of Hashut.
With the added bonus that, surely a body befitting Hashut would have the strength, stamina, and virility to rekindle even the coldest womb.

>>9021301
Oh. That would be magnificent. Unfortunately I have no idea what Hashut is like and my knowledge of Chaos Dwarfs is wiki-limited. Still; Elite bodyguards capable of breeding their own squads is a hell of a concept.

>>9020759
Your right Malice has the scared number of 11 so it will take 11 months. Or 11 days. Either way how foolish of me.

>>9021319
He doesn't have an especially definite form like the other "lesser" chaos gods, but this is the closest we have that's not just a floating face with tusks and horns.
Hashut to me always had a themeing around creation as much as exploitation, so I imagine eugenics would fit the bill pretty well.

Reminder that most SoB and CWEldar are celibate.

>>9021319
>>9021548
His "favored children" are Bull-Centaurs, bull bodies with a chaos dwarf upper body and horns like a minotaur. When they're born they usually kill their mother just from birth issues.

>>9022365
Ah, they USUALLY kill their mother. Thus weeding out the weak mothers and ensuring only the strongest breeding females survive.
Hashut is wise.

>>9022130
It'd really improve imperial morale if the sister hospitallers started slutting it up more.

My avatar of Khaine almost got pegged by two Celestines on 2v2 tabletop match. These bitches with their little sluts surrounded him and fire dragon squad, but he railed down the first one and handle with the second until we won by VP

So, does anyone had some eldar x sob or sob humiliation stuff for victory goon ritual?

More Genestealers from Blindwildcat.

>>9022632
>blindwildcat
>non-bald genestealer
I cant believe, its ai

>>9022604
i wrote this a long time ago and I swear i haven't abandoned it
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36086776/chapters/89961232

but anyway I am actually working on Downward Mobility RN but it has been so long that I am basically planning to finish the first Arc and then publish, instead of publish episodically. next chapter is basically done, the next two chapters after that need A LOT of work, then the next few chapters are kinda fleshed out but still need a lot of work, then there's the climax which i posted once here and is basically G2G except for all the stuff that leads up to it.

the fucked up thing is i have a lot of ideas for Dracon's Pet that require Downward Mobility to be completed

but anyway the gist of Dracon's Pet is that the Sister of Battle who is being kept as a pet correctly intuited that being a pet means she can do whatever she wants whenever she wants and everyone else just has to put up with her bullshit. Thankfully for the Eldar involved, she is exceptionally lazy. There's more to it than that, but, well...

Might as well post last design comm I finished,
>>9022637
Just money!

>>9023359
ah, corrupted sisters. my favorite.

>>9023359
>>9023419
Plot twist: She's actually loyalist. There are no clear heretical symbols. Maybe her order simply put crescent shape at bottom of fleur-de-lis and like colour pink

>>9023554
her right breastplate is clearly slaaneshi

>>9023554
Her LEFT breastplate is clearly slaaneshi.

>>9021301
Shoot, just imagine a Lammasu, their beyond genius level, they would easily be able to get the Chorf Women to breed them, claiming that their magic (their spell casters, intelligent, and can both talk and mind control others) to make them breedable again.

>>9023627
The situation at that point is keeping them convinced, dwarves are known to be naturally resistant against magic, and disbelief even when convinced other wise only steels that resolve.

There is only so much beer that can be poured down a woman's throat before she starts caving skulls over not being pregnant all because her period came around again.