Why do people start singing out loud everytime they're in a room alone with me?

>>33197829 (OP)
Stop hanging around in the room marked "Musical Auditions Here"

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY OTHER POST

God says: rose colored glasses left field SupremerCourt What I want church game changer umm everything's a okay these cans are defective everything's a okay I hate when that happens you're nuts gambling God I'm feeling nice today what was I thinking act ho ho ho ipod ridiculous humility segway tiffanies Greek to me employee left field taxes you don't like it cosmetics little buddy zoot thank you very much

>>33197829 (OP)
Stoners cannot even get up off the couch or form a coherent thought let alone levitate.

>>33198139
True but what about my question?

>>33198003
Based Terry poster

>>33197829 (OP)
they feel relaxed next to you
that's a good thing

>>33198544
Or it's the opposite

>>33198461
Who?

>>33198615
Yes

>>33200314
Terry Bradshaw

>>33197829 (OP)
As above so below. People that pull themselves out of the kind of pits you're in and do what's impossible are the ones that surpass others and set the standards. You obviously aren't meant to get lost in the crowd and buried beneath the lies this world tells you. Will to power anon. Learn as much as you can about anything and all things. Take all things into consideration. Strengthen yourself, mind body and soul. Never latch onto anything, good or bad unless it empowers you. Look at life as if you're an observer in a body here to test the limitations of your body and consciousness and experience the full spectrum of this thing we call life. Don't subscribe to any one idea, take what works and what strengthens you. Embrace difficult situations, walking away from hardship is worse than facing the consequences of growing some fucking balls and saying fuck circumstances. Rage against your fate as a confused animal that hurts itself in its contusion and cultivate the supreme version of yourself. Be like water my nigga, a stream of consciousness, your mind and body the receiver, the vessel. It's all about the experience, prepare yourself for it. You're here to conquer yourself. Then maybe you are lucky and become the few that realize you don't conquer shit and will be humbled by the beauty of how small and insignificant we are in comparison to the greater scheme of existence. Just an existence to accept and experience, act accordingly. Life is yours. Put yourself through hell and laugh in the devil's face. Eat it the fuck up. Win or lose,just fucking fight. That's all that ever mattered.

>>33205646
Terry Crews?

>>33198139
i solve leetcode problems while high. i would probably be faster when sober but i'm sure i could levitate if i really wanted to

>>33208753
>i could levitate
post proof

>>33208892
nah not really in the mood right now

>>33209636
you bastard

>>33197829 (OP)
Sing, sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things not bad
Sing of happy not sad.
Sing, sing a song
Make it simple to last
Your whole life long
Don't worry that it's not
Good enough for anyone
Else to hear
Just sing, sing a song.
Sing, sing a song
Let the world sing along
Sing of love there could be
Sing for you and for me.
Sing, sing a song
Make it simple to last
Your whole life long
Don't worry that it's not
Good enough for anyone
Else to hear
Just sing, sing a song.

Why the fuck did this turn into schizo central IMMEDIATELY.
good job, team!

>>33197829 (OP)
Looooool the same thing happens to me... they probably do it to ease any tension/awkardness because you don't talk much

>>33209794
>because you don't talk much
Yea but these are complete strangers who have never seen me before

>>33209794
>because you don't talk much
Yea but these are complete strangers who have never seen me before. It's like, they walk in, boom, immediately start singing.

>>33198139
That's why they imagine themselves sitting

>>33209947
oh snap

>>33210303
>oh snap

>>33197829 (OP)
Take it as a compliment. They may feel comfortable enough around you enough to be able to sing out loud. Having someone feel comfortable enough around you to open themselves up like that is not a bad problem to have.

>>3319813
Decade long stoner here. Been a proud member of the department of transportation for years. I spend a good chunk of my time ensuring that the highways you and the entire country depend on are safe and maintained. I take pride in my work, I was raised to see my quality of work as a reflection of myself, so I give the state my all.

That being said when I'm not working I'm lazy as fuck. Also like all dot workers I'm a fat hairy middle aged man. We don't levitate. We do have to stay out of the woods during hunting season because we get mistaken for bears though.

>>33197829 (OP)
is the police officer supposed to be Trump? I bet the author is a blueskyer.

>>33210732
It looked like pretentious dogshit at first glance but I see they built a defence mechanism into criticizing it

>>33209787
no schizo thread is complete without the extremely popular and universally beloved character KOISHI from the hit game series TOEHOE