Thread 33199491 - /adv/ [Archived: 1232 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:59:26 PM No.33199491
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How do I stop being jealous of people who are taller than me? I'm 6'0 and I know it's not "short" but I feel like a shrimp compared to these people.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:01:29 PM No.33199503
realize people like me who are 5'4 aren't even seen as real men, and suddenly whatever gap between you and other tall people won't feel so wide.
you could also bulk up. its a classic "i'm shorter but i'm wider" cope.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:25:23 PM No.33199648
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>be me
>6'5"
>bang head on concrete outcropping again, pretend it didn't happen so people don't think I'm stupid
>tinder date takes pity
>knows she was only in town for a day but invites me to a party where she lives
>asked to get item off top shelf at store
>do it because I'm not a monster
>short people never offer to get things from the bottom shelf
>bruh you're *right there* and my lumbar disc is cooked
>get on plane, knees immediately in a hostage situation
>stewardess gives me last seat in first class out of pity
>immediately despised and glared at by all the Napoleon complex high effort tryhards already sitting there
>guy mutters "must be nice"
>land, rent biggest car i can afford that's still available
>knees in my lungs
>trying to put together nice outfit
>spend $75/month extra just to buy shirts that don’t look like crop tops
>designer brands only include dxl or KINGSIZE.COM
>show up to house party, hit head on underside of balcony
>try to have sincere heart to heart with my date at party
>her short friend keeps jumping between us saying "you’re so tall!! omg!! how’s the weather up there!!"
>ha ha yes brenda, very good, never heard that one before
>"omg are those size 14s? is it true what they say!!"
>date assumes I'm cheating, won't talk to me
>finally escape to bathroom
>mirror is installed for the Lollipop Guild
>see just my chest and a light fixture
>duck to wash hands, hit head on paper towel dispenser
>try to leave, different drunk girl trying to walk me back to the car
>“you’re lucky you’re tall”
>trying to climb me like a ladder for a kiss i didn't ask for
>my former date and all her shorter guy friends glaring at me like i asked for this
>finally gets her hand on my head and grabs hard on spot i keep bumped
>scream and wince
>scaring the hoes like a gorilla with scoliosis
>everyone silent and just watching to make sure I'm getting in my car and leaving

not all sunshine and rainbows, guy. be glad you can be invisible sometimes.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:24:05 PM No.33199919
>>33199491 (OP)
At 5'10, I can comfortably say you just gotta not give a fuck. Worry about the things that you can change, work with the ones you can't.

I love being the height I am. Tall enough to reach top shelf, small enough to be agile for my job and get into tight spots. Just gotta find your silver linings.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:30:19 PM No.33199950
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>>33199648
kek I feel your pain somewhat but I also don't cry like a bitch. I think its good to be tall, I am 198cm but I wish I was 2m or more. The only true downside is I dont fit too well in my car.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:20:45 AM No.33200466
Isn’t it a coincidence less than 17% of Americans are 6ft yet everyone on here is over it

Kek
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:59:54 AM No.33202507
>>33200466
We have tons of spics, pajeets, and gooks in the US that skew everything. 4chan is mostly whites who are taller