I have a mom-son fetish which I obviously cannot confess to her but how could I bring up a more sugar-coated way of telling her about my fetish?

Why does she even need to know?

>>33202215 (OP)
How can I tell my girlfriend about my kinks* sorry I messed up the subject of the thread

>>33202220
I want to be more myself with her but at the same time I don't want to scare her away

>>33202215 (OP)
we've told you already to seek help and don't involve innocent people into your derangement.
you're too into it to notice but there is no normal scenario where saying that to your mom is seen as something good or even normal.

>>33202229
Oh no, I didn't mean my mom, I want to get rid of this but I am trying to find a more vanilla outlet because I can't have sex with my girlfriend because I was too obsessed with this during my teenage years and now my brain only finds arousing this kind of thing

>>33202221
>>33202244
Honestly i think your threads already fucked. Everyone just thinks you want to tell your mom she gets you hard.

>>33202297
Yeah... I know, I was hoping I could correct it but it doesn't seem to be likely

>>33202215 (OP)
Get her to pet your head. Watch a movie or something together and sleepily lay with your head on her lap.
Progress from there.

>>33202244
so the dude that constantly posted about wanting to fuck his mom and trying to tell her about it suddenly stops posting and you appear some days later
let me press X to doubt

>>33202215 (OP)
0.00001% of women are into this

If women like a man, they have that image of him constructed, a man, strong and capable, and your fetish is about showing her that you are in fact a boy who needs his mommy
Automatic ick
Some fetishes are just cursed and best kept to yourself, scat, farts, cuck, mommy shit, etc.

Dude seek help, sleep more, drink more water. Not normal at all. Pretty normal to lust after woman with traits like your mother NOT your actual mother though.